--- Log opened Wed May 04 00:00:01 2011 00:07 <@Corydon76-home> Okay, LaughingBoy has the worst bin Laden joke yet... 00:07 <@Corydon76-home> Guy walks into a bar, orders a bin Laden... that's two shots with a splash of water... 00:08 <@brimstone> too soon dude 00:08 <@Evilpig> I laughed 00:08 <@Corydon76-home> I groaned 00:16 <@Bahhumbug> I lol'd 00:19 < daswork> Heh. 01:06 <@opticron> I lol'd 03:41 <@Corydon76-home> So for my birthday this year, I had whole wheat chocolate cake with Grenadine icing 04:17 -!- sync [~sync@c-98-242-80-239.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 04:28 -!- sync [~sync@c-98-242-80-239.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 05:27 -!- Dickie [~dickie@unaffiliated/dickie] has quit [Quit: WeeChat 0.3.2] 05:27 -!- Dickie [~dickie@unaffiliated/dickie] has joined #se2600 05:27 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Dickie] by ChanServ 05:56 -!- sync [~sync@c-98-242-80-239.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 06:37 -!- sync [~sync@c-98-242-80-239.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 06:41 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o ladymerlin] by ChanServ 07:20 -!- Dolemite [80db3108@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.219.49.8] has joined #se2600 07:20 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Dolemite] by ChanServ 07:20 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 07:20 <@Evilpig> NO! 07:20 <@Dolemite> Yes! 07:20 <@Dolemite> It is morning! 07:20 <@Evilpig> btw look at ze website 07:20 <@Dolemite> Though I seriously wish I were still in bed, asleep. 07:20 <@Evilpig> I made two changes last night 07:20 -!- ls3 [~fbar@50-89-76-211.res.bhn.net] has joined #se2600 07:20 <@Evilpig> the badge was updated. and I added a water mark to the background 07:22 <@Dolemite> Cool deal 07:22 <@Dolemite> otherwise you'll have people trying to make fakes 07:24 <@Dolemite> So I did get a chance to watch Game of Thrones s01e03 last night. No midget sex, but there was a midget and there were naked breasts, so close enough. 07:25 <@Dolemite> It's definitely getting better further in to the story 07:25 <@Dolemite> You'll have to watch it after the first season is complete 07:26 <@Dolemite> Actually, I'll just mention it to NotLarry and by proxy you'll end up having to watch. LOL he's much easier to distract 07:26 <@Evilpig> we'll see. 07:26 <@Evilpig> he's already been distracted tonight by other things. a million other things 07:26 <@Evilpig> I've got him interested in learning photoshop now as well 07:43 -!- ls3_ [~fbar@50-89-76-211.res.bhn.net] has joined #se2600 07:45 -!- ls3 [~fbar@50-89-76-211.res.bhn.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 07:51 -!- sync [~sync@c-98-242-80-239.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 07:52 -!- sync [~sync@c-98-242-80-239.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 07:58 -!- Dickie [~dickie@unaffiliated/dickie] has quit [Quit: Stupid weechat, putty, or screen. I can't decide who to by angry at.] 07:59 -!- Dickie [~dickie@unaffiliated/dickie] has joined #se2600 07:59 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Dickie] by ChanServ 08:34 <@NotLarry> I'm sorry, did someone say crack pipe? 08:40 <@Dickie> No. I said "genital herpes" 08:40 <@Evilpig> again? 08:40 <@NotLarry> yeah, crack pipe 08:40 <@Evilpig> jesus dickie. get those things under control 08:40 < Mercster> :| 08:40 * Evilpig hands Dickie some valtrex 08:41 < Mercster> if you get a crack pipe hot enough, you can probably use it to kill the herpes 08:41 < Mercster> has that ever been tried 08:41 < Mercster> Evilpig: when making valtrex jokes, it's best if you also include the "once-a-day" a part 08:41 * Mercster hands Dickie his once-daily valtrex 08:42 < Mercster> cuz in the commercial they say "once-daily valtrex" like 420 times 08:42 <@Dolemite> NotLarry: A Game of Thrones. Series on HBO. Google it. 08:43 < Mercster> Dolemite: i have several nerd friends who cant fucking stand the game of thrones miniseries 08:43 < Mercster> they equate watching it to putting your cock into a sausage grinder 08:43 <@Dolemite> I'm sure it's rife with inaccuracies 08:43 <@Dolemite> but never having read the books, it's fine 08:43 < Mercster> i dunno, ive never read the source material, nor do i have HBO 08:44 <@Dolemite> plus it has MIDGET SEX 08:44 <@Dolemite> I don't have HBO, either 08:44 <@NotLarry> Sorry, I don't watch tv, or cable. 08:44 < Mercster> Dolemite: i read a bit about it...it actually sounds kinda like Dune to me...more about the political intrigues and such? 08:44 < Mercster> not so much "high fantasy" but, like, political shit 08:44 <@Dickie> Whoa...midget sex? 08:44 <@Dolemite> Yeah, it's more about the politics and characters than the sword weilding 08:44 * Dickie nudges opticron 08:44 < Mercster> nod 08:44 <@Dickie> That's your cue. 08:45 < Mercster> im just waiting for someone to make the 'thomas covenant' books by donaldson into a movie/series/whathaveyou 08:45 <@Dolemite> Not to say that there's a total lack of heads getting sliced off with a sword, but it's not the focus 08:46 < Mercster> some of my greatest childhood dreams were realized when LOTR was finally made into a movie 08:46 < Mercster> but now i want donaldson 08:46 <@Dolemite> kind of like how BSG was less about pew pew guns with the cylons and more about the sociology of a civilization on the run 08:46 <@Dolemite> I always wanted to see Elric make it to the big screen 08:46 < Mercster> eh i dont watch any scifi, unless it's on a grander scale...like Bladerunner, or 2001: A Space Odyssey 08:47 <@Dolemite> BSG was definitely on a grander scale... 4 seasons 08:47 < Mercster> never liked star trek, never liked BSG or stargate whatever or any of that stuff 08:47 < Mercster> i guess star wars was ok 08:48 <@Dolemite> BSG was very different from Star Trek and Stargate. 08:48 < Mercster> to a fan, maybe 08:48 < Mercster> i just cant get into it 08:49 < Mercster> im not saying it sucks, its just one man's opinion 08:49 < Mercster> im not into it 08:49 <@Evilpig> DAMN YOU 3D CAMERA! You've claimed yet another photoshop project 08:49 <@NotLarry> (and he is using the word "man" loosly" 08:50 < Mercster> yeah insulting my manhood makes cheaply-made canadian scifi series better 08:50 < Mercster> way to go 08:50 <@Dolemite> Well even if you don't care for it, if you actually examine what the storylines were about, you'd have to acknowledge that BSG was very different from the likes of Stargate. 08:51 < Mercster> i guess that may be true, i dunno 08:51 < Mercster> cuz ill never examine the storylines of any of them 08:51 <@Evilpig> ahhh stargate. at least it is ending kinda like bsg with robots killing everyone off 08:53 < Mercster> i dont even know why the scientists make them 08:53 < Mercster> 08:55 <@NotLarry> No,insulting your manhood makes me feel better. You can't make tv any better, it is as good as it is likely going to get. 08:56 <@NotLarry> Besides, it is such an easy target... 08:56 < Mercster> hey, i love helping people, what can i say 08:59 <@Dolemite> Spoken like a true Lohan. 08:59 <@Dolemite> speaking of valtrex 09:00 < Mercster> watch the groupthink in action :) i dont like shitty scifi, so now im a legitimate target of personal attacks 09:00 <@Dolemite> No, it's just that everything is circular 09:00 < Mercster> i realize you nerds love your BSG and everything, but is it really worth attacking someone personally over? 09:01 < Mercster> come on 09:01 <@NotLarry> Wha? I don't like any scifi 09:01 <@NotLarry> I don't like tv either 09:01 < Mercster> NotLarry: so you have even less reason to open your mouth, but for some reason, you did 09:01 < Mercster> that's something i cant answer for you 09:01 < Mercster> look in the mirror 09:01 <@NotLarry> I do, daily, and it pains me. 09:02 <@NotLarry> But you give me hope. 09:02 <@NotLarry> My mom says to be nice. 09:02 <@Dolemite> You brought the jar to work again? 09:03 < Mercster> im afraid of what might be in the jar 09:03 <@Dolemite> His Mom 09:03 < Mercster> that's not very nice 09:03 <@Dolemite> How so? 09:03 <@Dolemite> It's close to Mother's day. His mother is dead and was cremated. He keeps her in a jar. 09:04 < Mercster> well if i had my mothers' remains in a jar and you cracked wise about it, id bust you in the fucking mouth 09:04 < Mercster> but that's just me 09:04 -!- Venom_X [~pjacobs@75-27-133-72.lightspeed.austtx.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 09:04 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Venom_X] by ChanServ 09:04 < Mercster> insulting moms isnt like insulting BSG 09:05 <@NotLarry> She's in a cardboard box. 09:05 <@NotLarry> And yeah, I brought her to work again. She creeps out my new boss 09:05 <@Evilpig> you said she was in a plastic baggie in that box 09:05 <@Evilpig> so which is it? box or baggie? 09:05 < Mercster> i dont think i like you people 09:05 <@NotLarry> And HR said it is a freedom of religion issue. The health department said the ashes pose not signifigent health threat. 09:06 <@NotLarry> Although it has not helped with my spelling 09:06 <@NotLarry> Yeah, I did pig. 09:06 < Mercster> i was told to take down an american flag (small one) from outside my cubicle once 09:06 < Mercster> im saddened that i complied, with minimal grousing 09:06 <@NotLarry> Wow Mercster, whats with all the anger? 09:07 < Mercster> i should have taken a stronger stand 09:07 < Mercster> NotLarry: what anger? im not angry :) 09:07 <@NotLarry> "bust you in the fucking mouth" 09:07 <@NotLarry> Na, I guess your right, that's not anger. 09:07 <@NotLarry> now that I take another look at it. 09:07 <@Dickie> Silly person. 09:08 <@NotLarry> Just relax Mercster, your pod is almost ready. 09:08 < Mercster> nah, it'd just be justice 09:08 < Mercster> i mean, making fun of someone's mothers' ashes is pretty low-down 09:08 <@NotLarry> What does she care? She's an ashtray now. 09:08 <@Dolemite> But I wasn't making fun of them 09:09 * Dickie punches himself in the fucking mouth 09:09 <@NotLarry> Would you rather see the naked pictures I have of her? 09:09 <@NotLarry> We took those before she died. 09:09 <@Dolemite> That was just one man's opinion 09:09 < Mercster> i guess somewhere deep inside im a black man, you dont talk about other peoples' mothers 09:09 < Mercster> it just isnt done 09:09 <@Dickie> So racism is okay. 09:09 * Dickie takes notes. 09:09 <@NotLarry> angry and racist, oh, and a flag waver 09:09 <@NotLarry> oh and worst of all you don't like bad scifi 09:10 <@NotLarry> you gettin gall this? 09:10 < Mercster> thatr's why i said "i dont think i like you people", since most of you, including the son of the guys' mother we're talking about, doesnt seem to care 09:10 <@NotLarry> You got that right. 09:10 <@NotLarry> If I cared I'd go back on my meds like the court said. 09:10 <@Dolemite> That's because Evilpig secretly replaced NotLarry's medication with tic tacs. Again. 09:11 <@Evilpig> actually. notlarry replaced his own meds 09:11 <@Dolemite> On the bright side, though, NotLarry's breath has never been fresher. 09:11 <@Evilpig> it's been a little freaky 09:11 <@Evilpig> ALOT freaky 09:11 < Mercster> i guess it's common here because you all dont have much else to insult each other about, unless it had to do with your lack of social skills, which you all share 09:12 < Mercster> so you cant really make fun of someone for something you also are afflicted with 09:12 <@Dolemite> Talk about insulting! 09:12 < Mercster> mothers are hilarious, right 09:12 <@NotLarry> No secret Dolemite, I'm something like 7 days drug free? 09:12 <@Dickie> and delicious 09:12 <@Dolemite> Mothers are wonderful 09:12 < Mercster> mom jokes! let's bring it back to 1992! 09:12 < Mercster> i dont like anyone talking about my mother, whether they know her or not 09:12 < Mercster> and if you say something against my mother, i will knock you the fuck out 09:12 * Dickie checks the logs. 09:13 <@Dolemite> But mothers also die, and when that happens you typically either bury them or cremate them. 09:13 < Mercster> that's just how i was raised, it's how i was brought up 09:13 <@Dickie> Who said anything about your mom? 09:13 <@NotLarry> What? Mercster, in the words of my late (though still hot) mother, it's known as "calling the kettle black." 09:13 <@Dolemite> Nobody said anything about his mom, and nobody insulted NotLarry's late mom. 09:13 <@Dickie> But that's not possible. 09:13 <@NotLarry> Well, your mother let you live, I don't think we need to say anything else about your mother:) 09:13 < Mercster> Dickie: noone, and i havent threatened anyone, im just presenting my opinion on the matter of cracking wise about peoples' mothers' remains 09:13 <@Dickie> Obviously Mercster has been delt a grevious insult. 09:14 < Mercster> i wouldnt be so cavalier about it 09:14 <@Dickie> Mercster: If you were raised to strike people when you get angry, you were raised poorly. 09:15 < Mercster> where i come from, noone puts "momma" into their mouths without expecting a fight 09:15 < Mercster> that's just the way it is 09:15 < Mercster> Dickie: it's called discipline, you wouldnt know :) 09:15 <@NotLarry> All I did was offer to share nakid pictures of my dead mom. Somehow that set Merkster off. 09:15 <@Dickie> There are other places than where you were raised. 09:15 < Mercster> when someone does something they shouldnt, especially as unrespectful as that, you crack them 09:15 < Mercster> and i bet they wont do it again 09:15 < Mercster> see that's how people learn 09:15 < Mercster> discipline 09:16 < Mercster> you obviously have none 09:16 < Mercster> whatever :) 09:16 <@NotLarry> Well, were I'm from, if you put "momma" in your mouth, you better hope the doors are locked and the kids are asleep! 09:16 <@Dickie> ba-dum-tish 09:16 < Mercster> he's here all week, folks 09:17 <@NotLarry> Actually, I'm leaving out Friday to take my mom to a Christmas gathering in Tuscaloosa. 09:17 <@NotLarry> Think I might see if dad wants to go too. 09:17 <@Dickie> Slow pace? 09:18 < Mercster> tuscaloosa? isnt that the city that got fucked up bad? 09:18 <@opticron> yep 09:18 <@NotLarry> It was just a tornado 09:18 <@NotLarry> or two 09:19 < Mercster> two or so tornadoes a mile wide is pretty destructive 09:19 < Mercster> NotLarry: is your family ok? 09:19 <@Dickie> Dude. Not cool. 09:19 <@Dickie> His mom's dead. 09:19 <@NotLarry> well, as ok as being ashes in a couple of boxes next to the bed makes you. 09:20 < Mercster> i meant the ones who werent ashes before the tornado 09:20 <@Dickie> Uh huh 09:20 < Mercster> but i see you're trollin' 09:20 -!- brimstone [~brimstone@pdpc/sponsor/digium/brimstone] has quit [Quit: WeeChat 0.3.4] 09:20 < Mercster> so troll on :) 09:20 <@NotLarry> I don't have any family. I mean other than the notkids and the notwife 09:20 <@NotLarry> I guess they count. 09:20 <@Dolemite> Well you have NotFriends. 09:21 <@NotLarry> and after a couple of weekends with evilpigs now dog I guess you could call her my bitch 09:22 <@NotLarry> Mercster, thanks for asking. As far as we can tell my wifes family and my friends are all alive. Some are homeless right now, but I don't know of any deaths from the storm. 09:23 < Mercster> ok, good 09:24 < Mercster> im glad to hear noone you knew was hurt, and ill pray that those who ended up homeless are restored soon 09:24 < Mercster> it was certainly a clusterfuck 09:25 -!- brimstone [~brimstone@pdpc/sponsor/digium/brimstone] has joined #se2600 09:25 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o brimstone] by ChanServ 09:25 <@NotLarry> At least we got some good video footage (OOOOHHH MAUWWW GAAAWWWWWDDDDD) 09:26 <@Dolemite> Are we still talking about midget sex? 09:27 <@Evilpig> wait a second here. nobody said anyting about midget sex. I'm in this conversation now 09:27 <@Dolemite> That's what started the whole mention of Game of Thrones. 09:28 <@Dickie> I thought that's what we were talking about all along. I though "tornado" was a euphamism. 09:28 <@Dolemite> Anywho, time for me to head out to a meeting in another building. 09:28 <@Dickie> Spelling is hard. 09:28 <@Evilpig> /msg dolemite okay, I think I have the badge art done now. what do you think? http://phreaknic.info/pn15/images/badgetemplate.png 09:28 <@Evilpig> fuck! 09:28 <@Dickie> Nice 09:28 <@Dickie> /msg Dolemite your moeny's on the nightstand 09:29 <@Dolemite> /msg Dickie I told you $5, you cheap bastard! 09:29 <@NotLarry> Damn you Dickie, stop callingme that. 09:29 <@Evilpig> ha ha. mock the pig. I didn't see the damn space 09:34 <@Evilpig> last thing I need is for the badge art to get out and someone try to make a fake badge. :P 09:36 * Dickie glares at ladymerlin 09:39 * Evilpig leers at Dickie 10:17 <@Dagmar> ROFL @ Penny Arcade today 10:21 -!- Venom_X [~pjacobs@75-27-133-72.lightspeed.austtx.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 276 seconds] 10:22 -!- Venom_X [~pjacobs@66.54.185.131] has joined #se2600 10:22 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Venom_X] by ChanServ 10:24 <@Evilpig> haha http://i.imgur.com/zoRsv.jpg 10:27 -!- Dolemite [80db3108@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.219.49.8] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 10:32 < ls3_> http://www.fukung.net/v/41101/99356f770b10e3fc16c32366743d3b5f.jpg 10:43 < Mercster> dirty 10:47 -!- ls3_ is now known as ls3 10:52 <@NotLarry> http://angry.endoftheinternet.org/images/Iknowright.png 10:56 -!- sync [~sync@c-98-242-80-239.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 10:56 <@Dagmar> "edarem" 10:57 <@Dagmar> Creepier: http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=17397 11:05 < Mercster> what's creepier is, that's who you've been reduced to making fun of 11:19 < Mercster> Dagmar: ok i apologize, you're well within your rights to make fun of this guy 11:20 < Mercster> i just thought he looked weird, but now i know he is weird 11:20 <@Dagmar> Not making fun of him 11:20 <@Dagmar> He's creepy as hell, but he also appears to be relatively harmless 11:20 < Mercster> well apparently he molested some kid 11:20 < Mercster> and he's in jail now 11:20 <@Dagmar> No, he did that multiple decades ago 11:21 < Mercster> he has his girlfriend auctioning off sketches he made on ebay 11:21 <@Dagmar> He's in jail *now* because of some regulations that ar ea bit overkill 11:21 < Mercster> Dagmar: so he's out of jail now? 11:21 <@Dagmar> Read the page a bit more carefully 11:21 < Mercster> well i read it, he broke the stupilation that he not be online 11:21 < Mercster> stipulation 11:22 <@Dagmar> It's worse than that... He was apparently forbidden from using a computer, as are all "sex offenders" 11:22 < Mercster> nod 11:22 <@Dagmar> So, looks like in florida if you get caught with a hooker, ther'es no more internets for you, _ever_ 11:22 <@Dagmar> That's a substantically different thing than taking away someone's right to vote or possess a firearm 11:23 < Mercster> ... well, i may be a backwater redneck, but despite my personal attatchment to the internet, in the grand scheme of things, id rather lose internet than my right to arms, or to vote 11:24 < Mercster> the lack of internet would probably suck more, but i beileve in the other two more 11:24 < Mercster> it's not like "oh, i dont have any guns, so you can take that right from me, but plz dont take my innernettes" 11:25 < Mercster> or "i never vote so i dont care, you can take that away from me, but dont take away my innernettes!" 11:27 < Mercster> fundamental, inalienable rights probably should be predicated on which you'd like to keep 11:27 < Mercster> or which you'd rather discard 11:27 < Mercster> rights arent predicated on what people like to do 11:27 < Mercster> if that were the case, rape and murder might well be a fundamental right 11:28 < Mercster> (depending on who you're talking to) 11:29 < Mercster> i know it's sort of an alien concept for people these days 11:29 < Mercster> that our rights and our freedoms are based on a judeo-christian basis 11:30 < Mercster> and arent based on the whims of random assholes 11:30 < Mercster> but, they are 11:30 < Mercster> morality is not subjective 11:30 <@NotLarry> Actually, glancing at my screen and seeing it filled with just your posts, I'm kind of thinking I would rather you loose the internet as well. Good call. 11:30 < Mercster> morality is not relative 11:31 < Mercster> well, NotLarry, im sorry that i have more to say that you do 11:31 < Mercster> i dunno what to tell you 11:31 <@Dagmar> content != quality 11:32 < Mercster> probably not, but i would also defend the quality of everything im saying 11:32 < Mercster> cute little quips dont mean that what im saying isnt valuable 11:33 <@Dagmar> No, but a past trend of just typing stupid shit into the channel for hours at a time just because you're drunk and no one's b'kicked you yet is a pretty good indicator that you're setting new standards for "low-signal content" 11:33 <@NotLarry> Sorry, I was busy masterbaitin and only had one free hand. What were you saying now? 11:33 < Mercster> yeah well, whatever i said in the past is in the past 11:33 < Mercster> id wager it made more sense than what you're saying now as well 11:34 < Mercster> NotLarry says he's been masturbating, and doesnt know what ive been saying? 11:34 <@Dagmar> You have to stop acting like a retarded jackass for days on end before people will stop considering everything you say as "worthless crap" in the default mode 11:34 < Mercster> i guess that's supposed to be some kind of insult? 11:34 < Mercster> needless to say, it doesnt have anything to do with what ive been saying for the last 20 minutes 11:34 <@NotLarry> http://5z8.info/turkeyporn_o9e2tr_worm.exe 11:35 <@Evilpig> mmmm stew 11:35 < Mercster> Dagmar: im not worried about whether you or anyone else thinks what i say is useless crap :) 11:35 <@Dagmar> Being that you still don't know the difference between the internet and using a computer, NO I STILL THINK YOU'RE SAYING A BUNCH OF RETARDED CRAP 11:35 < Mercster> im making sense, like it or lump it 11:36 < Mercster> all im seeing are insults, im not seeing anything that rationally counters the ideas im putting forth 11:36 < Mercster> typical #se2600 groupthink 11:36 < Mercster> typical clique mentality 11:37 <@brimstone> j 11:37 < Mercster> and *Im* the one who has to deal with "trolling" accusations :) 11:37 < Mercster> real cute 11:37 <@Evilpig> in order for there to be any other thoughts to your rambling someone would have to read it. I stepped out a while back 11:37 < Mercster> your loss 11:38 <@Evilpig> anytime i'm ignoring you it isn't a loss. that's one in the evilpig column 11:39 <@Dagmar> Listen up, fuckstick... The issue in Florida forbids _use of a computer_, not just use of the internet 11:39 < Mercster> Evilpig: you know most irc clients have an /ignore feature...maybe you should use it. any one of you could kickban me, of course, but that wouldnt be necessarily fair or even make sense, since what ive been saying is *true* 11:39 <@Dagmar> Forbidding someone from _using a computer_ is a far different and very likely, unreasonable issue 11:39 < Mercster> Dagmar: so he used the internet? or he used a computer? 11:39 <@Sheath> computers are hard 11:39 <@Dagmar> He did both 11:39 <@Evilpig> I like ban and mute much more. typically if I don't like somethign I can assume I am not alone and for the betterment of all I act globally 11:39 < Mercster> Dagmar: im not so intimately familiar with the case as you are 11:39 <@Sheath> Evilpig, im with ya 11:39 <@Dagmar> Kinda hard to record weird youtube videos without a PC 11:40 < Mercster> Evilpig: well that's what makes you an ashsole 11:40 <@Dagmar> Mercster: But you are apparently willing to run your fucking mouth about it for 20 minutes and thnen aver that everything you said was true 11:40 < Mercster> Evilpig: just because you think something, doesnt mean everyone else does, and even if they do, that *doesnt make it correct& 11:40 <@NotLarry> http://www.fukung.net/v/3559/InternetBetter.jpg 11:40 <@Dagmar> Mercster: So what's it mean when virtually everyone thinks you're an idiot 11:40 <@Sheath> another baw fest in here 11:40 * Evilpig opens the polls. All who are online and awake and think Mercster is a class a troll. say aye. 11:40 <@Evilpig> aye 11:41 <@Sheath> aye 11:41 <@Sheath> aye 11:41 <@Sheath> aye 11:41 <@Dagmar> Aye 11:41 * Evilpig closes the polls 11:41 < Mercster> Dagmar: well the third letter in IRC is "chat", so chat to me about why he shouldnt be allowed on the internet? 11:41 <@Evilpig> the ayes have it. 11:41 <@Dagmar> Wait. I need to change my answer to nay 11:41 -!- sync [~sync@c-24-99-219-207.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 11:41 < Mercster> i am not fucking trolling 11:41 <@Evilpig> too late. voting has ended. the troll has been named 11:41 <@Dagmar> "Class A troll" is really pushing it. I know way better trolls than that 11:41 < Mercster> im saying what i believe 11:41 < Mercster> being honest does not make you a troll 11:42 < Mercster> apparently you newbs think that "countering the groupthink" makes someone a troll 11:42 < Mercster> unfortunately, you've been badly misusing the term 11:42 <@Evilpig> WHY DOLEMITE, WHY!?! 11:42 <@Evilpig> Contact Email: 11:42 <@Evilpig> " . $this->UserEmail . " 11:42 <@Dagmar> And apparently you think that being hideously wrong most of the time makes you some kind of trail blazer 11:42 < Mercster> if i were purposefully trying to piss you off, by saying things i knew you'd be upset about, i would be a troll 11:42 < Mercster> but im not 11:42 < Mercster> im just saying what i think 11:43 < Mercster> what i *honestly** think 11:43 < Mercster> so if yer gonna ban me, ban me for disagreeing with you, not for being a troll 11:43 < Mercster> because i am not a troll 11:43 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: *snicker* 11:44 <@Dagmar> We don't have to do either 11:44 <@Dagmar> We can just ban you for being the most ignorant and intractable motherfucker in the channel and call it a day 11:44 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: http://www.fukung.net/v/9841/debate.jpg 11:44 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: That domain is blocked here for good reason. :) 11:44 -!- Dolemite [80db3108@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.219.49.8] has joined #se2600 11:44 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Dolemite] by ChanServ 11:45 <@Dagmar> Every time I see the warning I think "Wheee... dodged a bullet. Thank yew opendns" 11:45 <@Evilpig> that domain is blocked? 11:45 <@Evilpig> hehe 11:45 <@Dagmar> Yep 11:46 < Mercster> well if i were truely ignorant, probably due to some congenital deformity, retardation, or just plain social malfeasance (i didnt get to the right schools because i was poor), i would expect you leftists to have more compassion in your hearts toward me 11:46 < Mercster> instead of banning me every time i said something you dont agree with 11:46 <@Dagmar> Helll, it might be a "sites which bear even a slight resemblance to 4-chan" block affecting urls of the form |^http://[a-z.]*+/[a-z]/| 11:47 <@NotLarry> I can't keep up 11:47 < Mercster> one would THINK you'd be better at countering the things i say; instead dagmar just keeps calling me stupid, and others are just mad that i have an opinion that doesnt sync with theirs 11:47 <@Dagmar> NotLarry: Thanks for sharing but they make pills for that now 11:48 <@Dagmar> Not just stupid... stupid *and* thick 11:49 <@ware> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/224161_1853128420330_1604379952_1825976_2208614_n.jpg 11:49 < Mercster> ding, another insult 11:49 < Mercster> this is becoming boring 11:49 <@Dagmar> Nope. Facts. 11:49 <@NotLarry> WARE!!! 11:49 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: http://i.imgur.com/Qz3qM.png 11:49 * Mercster finds something else to do 11:50 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: you forget man, I mostly agree with the blocks 11:50 <@NotLarry> aft 11:50 <@Dagmar> If I *have* to get around them I can, but mainly they do a good job of keeping wildly deformed anuses off my screen 11:51 <@Evilpig> I find them annoying 11:51 <@Dagmar> That would be one difference between you and people who don't go to 4-chan if they can help it. ;) 11:51 <@ware> NotLarry: sup 11:51 <@Evilpig> I tend to not goto 4chan 11:51 <@Evilpig> especially not at work 11:51 <@Dagmar> ware: That is pretty damn good. :) 11:52 <@Evilpig> when i'm digging around for php / css stuff I hit those damned blocked sites constantly. 11:53 <@Dolemite> Evilpig : That's just because porn has the best CSS stylers 11:54 <@Evilpig> I think it is because alot of the sites I hit are blog type sites and they get code injection shit on them, etc 11:54 <@ware> http://goo.gl/FqtNU --- Log closed Wed May 04 12:06:11 2011 --- Log opened Wed May 04 13:28:48 2011 13:28 -!- sync [~sync@c-24-99-219-207.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 13:30 -!- Dolemite [80db3108@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.219.49.8] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 13:56 <@ware> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/man-high-on-bath-salts-kills-neighbors-pet-goat-i 13:56 <@ware> http://goo.gl/JbA2q 14:22 <@Dickie> BAN BATH SALTS 14:24 < Mercster> ban everything 14:40 -!- Corydon76-home [red@c-69-137-80-31.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 258 seconds] 14:42 -!- Corydon76-home [grey@c-69-137-80-31.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 14:42 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Corydon76-home] by ChanServ 14:59 -!- Corydon76-home [grey@c-69-137-80-31.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 258 seconds] 14:59 <@Dagmar> Here's a better idea... BUY YOUR DRUGS FROM REPUTABLE STREET DEALERS 15:00 <@Dagmar> Seriously the whole problem with that looney bath salt shit is that people are fucking dumb enough to buy drugs from a faceless corporation far away in a package bearing legal disclaimers 15:01 <@Dagmar> Buy from a dealer you know, get bunked, you kick the shit ouf of him, problem solved. 15:01 <@Dagmar> Buy from a faceless corporation, get bunked, and exactly jack and shit happens 15:01 <@Dickie> A violent bunch, ye be 15:02 <@Dagmar> To put this another way, no one in their right mind would buy a bag of somethign that may or may not be drugs if their dealer wasn't willing to answer some questions about it first 15:02 <@Dickie> But this guy got high, apparently. 15:03 <@Dickie> Perhaps it's quality shit. 15:03 <@Dagmar> Well, the *other* problem is that the companies selling the shit are astroturfing it 15:03 <@Dickie> Sorry, "shiznit" 15:03 <@Dagmar> It bears almost no resemblance at all to MDMA, and that's what all the 'testimonials' on the websites selling it claim 15:03 <@Dagmar> What it is, is a *cocaine* analog 15:04 <@Dagmar> ...which means that it's a form of speed, and highly addictive to boot 15:04 <@Dagmar> Specifically, it's methadrome 15:05 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: if you haven't seen yet. ladders in minecraft have to be on every block now. 15:05 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: Oh believe me I know. Hehe 15:05 <@Evilpig> damn you notch! I got stuck in a basement 15:05 <@Dagmar> Yeah I was just lucky to have some wood on me or I'd still be down there with the pagan idol 15:05 <@Evilpig> luckily ashley was parked on top of the ladder I went down and she threw me down some ladder to fill the holes 15:06 <@Evilpig> btw did you see the updated map? 15:06 <@Dagmar> Dickie: So, in case you didn't get the gist of it, designer pharmaceutical connoisseurs like myself are saying outright, DO NOT BUY THAT SHIT 15:06 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: The map gen is back up? Cool 15:06 <@Dagmar> Hrm... Maybe it's not back up 15:06 <@Evilpig> brimstone moved it to a different address http://map.in.the.narro.ws/ 15:07 <@Dagmar> Ah 15:07 <@brimstone> had to find a box with storage for it 15:07 <@brimstone> it's a 4GB directory 15:07 <@Evilpig> damn... 15:07 <@Evilpig> lol 15:08 <@brimstone> all those picture tiles, for every zoom level 15:08 <@Dagmar> Eep. Still not a birch wood texture 15:09 <@brimstone> i'm probably going to end up moving the map again here soon, i'll check for an updated texture file for it too 15:09 <@brimstone> same url, different host 15:09 <@brimstone> i'm still trying to get all my stuff in order since the storms 15:10 <@Evilpig> i'm still amused by where the subway bursts out and makes the loop in the sky 15:14 <@Dagmar> Nether in 1.6 15:14 -!- Corydon76-home [yellow@c-69-137-80-31.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 15:14 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Corydon76-home] by ChanServ 15:15 <@Dagmar> lol 15:15 <@Dagmar> Looks like someone named 'Ben' had a little oopsie with a bucket of lava 15:16 <@Evilpig> the sharable mini-map sounds neat 15:16 <@Dagmar> Treasure maps. :) 15:17 <@Evilpig> I finally saw and tamed me some wolves last night too 15:17 <@Dagmar> I've yeat to really bother with that 15:17 <@Evilpig> I thought it was neat. then they got annoying when the kept bumping into me while I was chopping trees 15:18 <@brimstone> but they liiiiiike you 15:18 <@brimstone> they're just meat sheilds anyway 15:19 <@Dagmar> lol 15:19 <@Dagmar> "1.6 officially has a release date of .not soon.." 15:22 <@Dagmar> Heh. price drop on the Wii to 150 15:23 <@Dagmar> Hilarious timing 15:25 < Mercster> the timing is "noone wants a 3DS" 15:25 < Mercster> might as well cut prices on your established platform, where the margins are better 15:33 <@Dickie> Dagmar: Oh, you're still on about the folks selling this stuff online as if it were intended to be used as recreational drugs... 15:33 <@Dickie> I was thinking the fellow just stopped by Bath & Body Works for a fix. 15:33 < Mercster> they aqrent really bath salts 15:33 < Mercster> it's nothing you'd get from bath and body works 15:34 < Mercster> like the synthetic THC shit wasnt really incense 15:34 < Mercster> and nothing you'd find in a legitimate incense shop 15:34 < Mercster> well, unless the incense shop was also a head shop 15:35 * Mercster imagines bath & body works with a headshop section 15:37 <@Dagmar> Dickie: Dude, the problem isn't that they're selling it online 15:37 <@Dagmar> Dickie: The problem is that they're selling it *in gas stations and stuff* 15:37 < Mercster> yeah it turns up on the fringes of retail 15:37 < Mercster> truck stops 15:37 < Mercster> head hops 15:37 <@Dagmar> They can't really sell that shit online in any quantity because frankly, you can buy the real shit online 15:37 < Mercster> head shops, rather 15:38 < Mercster> Dagmar: sure you can. or could, it may have been shut down 15:38 < Mercster> like the spice thing 15:38 <@Dagmar> Nah, I can find sites that sell all sorts of things 15:39 < Mercster> anyway, it's all cheaply-produyced designer chemicals that will probably put holes in your brain 15:39 <@Dagmar> Granted, it'll be coming from mainland china and will take it's sweet time about getting here, but it'll get here and generally be what it's supposed to 15:39 < Mercster> if you want good pharmacutical-grade speed, find adderall 15:39 <@Dagmar> That you can just buy from Canada 15:40 <@Dagmar> What I mainly object to is the people selling it trying to pass it off as a replacement for a relatively harmless drug it bears no resemblance to 15:41 <@Dagmar> Worse than the comparison between K2 and actual weed 15:41 < Mercster> what do you know about K2? 15:41 < Mercster> what plant material are they using? 15:41 <@Dagmar> That it's basically fancy potpourri 15:42 < Mercster> nah man, you're mistaken 15:42 < Mercster> they take some innocuous plant matter (supposedly), and they spray it with the cannibinols 15:42 <@Dagmar> No, it's generally random semi-smokable plant material with the active ingredient sprinkled/sprayed on 15:42 < Mercster> weird synthetic shit 15:42 <@Dagmar> ...which is basically potpourri 15:42 < Mercster> yeah exactly, *what is the plant material* 15:42 <@Dagmar> Clover is a common one 15:43 < Mercster> i dunno any potpourri that has THC analogues sprayed on 15:43 <@Dagmar> No joke, regular three-leaf clovers 15:43 <@Dagmar> potpourri is generally just dried plant material sprayed with esters and/or perfumes 15:43 < Mercster> right, which isnt designed to be smoked for a buzz, unlike K2 15:43 < Mercster> package warnings aside 15:44 < Mercster> it shows up the same places the "bath salts" do 15:44 < Mercster> gas stations, head shops 15:44 <@Dagmar> Yeah, but clover can be safely smoked 15:44 < Mercster> it's marketed towards a specific clientele, it aint potpourri 15:44 <@Dagmar> K2 isn't great but it's acutally less dangerous than this Molly's Plant Food shit 15:45 < Mercster> well ill grant you that the bath salts/fertilizer shit is probably worse for you 15:45 <@Dagmar> YES IT'S NOT POTPOURRI IN THAT IT'S NOT MEANT TO LIE IN A DECORATIVE CISTERN AND MAKE THE ROOM SMELL PRETYY 15:45 < Mercster> im just sayin, you dont know exactly what the spice/K2 shit is 15:45 <@Dagmar> ...but it is technically potpourri in that it's a vegetative material that's had additional substances added to it 15:45 < Mercster> so to quantify its' harmfulness is pretty uh, tenuous at best 15:46 <@Dagmar> Actually I looked up the K2 and so on when I first heard about that, too 15:46 <@Dagmar> Yer better off just smoking weed 15:46 <@Dagmar> ...but it's not a whole heapton worse than smoking cigarettes 15:47 <@Dagmar> Plus, because of the way it's made, it's not as likely to have a wildly variant dosage 15:47 < Mercster> dude, there are plants that you can smoke that will send you into 48 hour vision quests...other plants wont do shit, others will make you sick, and so on 15:47 <@Dagmar> Yeah but they're cheapasses in the way they make K2 15:47 < Mercster> the fact that you're swallowing the "it's just harmless plant materia maaaaan" just goes to show 15:47 < Mercster> you dont know what's in it 15:47 < Mercster> noone does 15:47 <@Dagmar> They take shit you normally wouldn't bother smoking and put the addititive in it 15:48 <@Dagmar> Specifically, clover. 15:48 < Mercster> ive heard nothing that it's ust clovers, and clovers isnt what K2/spice looks like, anyway 15:48 <@Dagmar> No, it's mainly dried clover and grasses 15:48 <@Dagmar> Pretty much lawn clippings 15:48 <@Dagmar> It can be smoked, but there's literally no reason to 15:48 <@Dagmar> To that boring-as-hell mix they add their special stuff 15:49 < Mercster> they spray it with cannibinols 15:49 < Mercster> that's why there's a reason to 15:49 <@Dagmar> Unless they manage to get some jimson weed in there or something, it's not a big deal 15:49 <@Dagmar> It's just not all that great compared to actual weed 15:49 <@Dagmar> Weed certainly tastes better 15:50 <@Dagmar> I've smoked a little k2 3-4 times now from heads I know that were smoking it. 15:50 <@Dagmar> I don't care for the taste of it at all 15:51 <@Dagmar> ...and because with only a few exceptions, I'm not about to be telling someone they should leave off something unless I know firsthand what it does 15:51 < Mercster> k 15:51 <@Dagmar> When I did the digging on Erowid and so on about what was in molly's and the method of making it... It managed to make it's way into the list of shit I won't touch becaus eI've already tried that branch of pharms 15:52 <@Dagmar> It's unsafe for sort of the opposite reason LSD is generally safe 15:52 <@Dagmar> If you wind up with two hits of blotter in your hand, there's realistically only so much LSD that can be soaked into there 15:52 < Mercster> ya 15:53 <@Dagmar> Anything else short of an outright nerve toxin or highly radioactive substance isn't going to soak enough into two tiny pieces of paper to even give you the runs 15:53 < Mercster> i think what we need is 10 minute one-act play based on rebecca black's "friday" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo3B6TR5bRk 15:53 <@Dagmar> I'm so not pulling that up 15:53 < Mercster> your loss 15:54 <@Evilpig> they're cutting the price on the Wii cause they are about to announce its replacement at E3. many people want the 3ds but the battery life sucks. if I had the money i'd trade in my DSi 15:54 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: Yeah but either way it's great for the people running aorund saying "Fuck Sony" right now 15:54 <@Evilpig> I guess 15:54 <@Dagmar> If the Xbox did that I'd already have put in an online order to pick up after work 15:54 <@Evilpig> I look at the wii as being nearly 10 years old and time for a replacement 15:55 <@Evilpig> make that 5 years. seems longer though 15:55 < Mercster> "MORE HOMEWORK YOU USELESS SLUT" 15:55 < Mercster> you really should watch this 15:58 <@Evilpig> guess I am going to lay down. later 16:03 < Mercster> hmm, yes 16:03 < Mercster> i thik naptime is quickly approaching 16:09 <@Dagmar> Another reason to leave the fuckin' "bath salts" alone is you could easily wind up like this dipshit: http://failblog.org/2011/05/04/epic-fail-photos-probably-bad-news-neighborly-conduct-fail/ 17:17 -!- fie [~fie@adsl-67-125-135-102.dsl.frsn02.pacbell.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 17:17 -!- fie [~fie@adsl-67-125-139-152.dsl.frsn02.pacbell.net] has joined #se2600 17:50 -!- ls3 [~fbar@50-89-76-211.res.bhn.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 18:10 <@Dickie> nipples? 18:11 <@Dagmar> No thanks, already have all the nipples I need. 18:13 <@Dickie> more for me 18:19 <@sdodson> hooray 19:00 < eryc> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss 19:03 <@sdodson> WAYYYYYYYYYYOUT IN THE WATER SEE IT SWIM"N 19:14 -!- emwav [~emwav@173.226.92.195] has joined #se2600 19:14 -!- emwav [~emwav@173.226.92.195] has left #se2600 [] 19:16 -!- Venom_X [~pjacobs@66.54.185.131] has quit [Quit: Venom_X] 19:16 -!- Brian-D [~feather@c-76-22-159-135.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: ZNC - http://znc.sourceforge.net] 19:16 -!- opticron [~opticron@74-95-48-251-Huntsville.hfc.comcastbusiness.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 19:17 -!- opticron [~opticron@74-95-48-251-Huntsville.hfc.comcastbusiness.net] has joined #se2600 19:17 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o opticron] by ChanServ 19:17 -!- Brian-D [~feather@c-76-22-159-135.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 19:20 -!- Dickie is now known as catpants 19:20 -!- catpants is now known as Dickie 20:02 -!- fie_ [~fie@ppp-69-233-116-153.dsl.frsn02.pacbell.net] has joined #se2600 20:02 -!- fie [~fie@adsl-67-125-139-152.dsl.frsn02.pacbell.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 22:19 -!- brimstone [~brimstone@pdpc/sponsor/digium/brimstone] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds] 22:21 -!- brimstone [~brimstone@pdpc/sponsor/digium/brimstone] has joined #se2600 22:21 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o brimstone] by ChanServ --- Log closed Thu May 05 00:00:01 2011