--- Log opened Mon Feb 21 00:00:34 2011 00:03 -!- hobbes615 [~ryan@unaffiliated/hobbes615] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 03:29 <@Corydon76-home> Do you count oral sex as getting laid? 03:38 <@Bahhumbug> depends how good it is. 04:30 -!- Shadow404 [~Shadow404@c-76-20-201-88.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds] 05:03 <@cordless> Yes Corydon76-home 06:41 -!- Shadow404 [~Shadow404@c-76-20-201-88.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 07:27 -!- epoxy [~ls3@71-15-26-216.dhcp.hlrg.nc.charter.com] has joined #se2600 07:44 < Mercster> mmkay 08:03 < sdodson> eryc: what's a milestone? 08:03 < sdodson> Mercster: shut your fool mouth 08:04 < sdodson> Mercster: no one wants to hear your jibba jabba jive 08:05 < Dickie> Day 1 of preparing for Air Force Reserve basic training. 08:06 < Dickie> Pushups hurt 08:06 < Dickie> My fat makes it difficult to do situps 08:06 < Dickie> It's 2011. Isn't there a fucking pill I can take? 08:19 <@Bahhumbug> there are lots of them; I'd be surprised if you don't have some advertising for some of the brands in your spam folder. 08:21 < Dickie> Will a larger p3n15 get me into the military? 08:25 < sdodson> Dickie: are you in the military? 08:25 < Dickie> No. 08:25 < Dickie> In fact, I have left you two clues to suggest that. 08:26 * Dickie continues on a lengthy monologue, belittling sdodson for his lack of perception. 08:27 < sdodson> Dickie: why are you going to become an air force reserve? 08:27 < Dickie> Can I lie and say "9/11"? 08:27 < Dickie> Basically, additional money and an excuse to work out. 08:28 < Dickie> Sprinkle a little curiousity in there. 08:28 < Dickie> Add a dash of lulz 08:28 < Shadow404> sdodson: diaf 08:29 * Mercster stares 08:34 -!- epoxy [~ls3@71-15-26-216.dhcp.hlrg.nc.charter.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 08:45 <@NotLarry> Dickie: A handfull of various antidepresents washed down with a gallon of jack, you won't worry about the situps anymore 08:45 < Dickie> I think a gallon of Jack would do that anyway 08:45 < Dickie> I'd be in a coma 08:45 < Mercster> http://all-salt.com/ 08:45 < Mercster> try that 08:45 <@NotLarry> Thats what the pills are for, to take you to the otherside 08:46 < Dickie> I see. Finish the job. 08:46 < Mercster> http://all-salt.com/ingredients/ 08:47 <@NotLarry> and, before you do, can I have all your stuff? 09:01 < Dickie> No, but you can have all of Dagmar's stuff. 09:42 < aestetix> hey 09:46 * Dickie waves 10:29 < Shadow404> any idea why on a minecraft server i just started, you cant remove a block, it regenerates after you mine it 10:29 < Shadow404> and nothing is harvested 10:29 < Mercster> because minecraft is the devil 10:30 < Dickie> 1st, the "is it plugged in?" introductory question: 10:30 < Dickie> Are you sitting at the spawn point? 10:36 < Shadow404> hmm, thats a good point 10:36 < Shadow404> durka 10:42 -!- Venom_X [~pjacobs@66.54.185.131] has joined #se2600 10:42 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Venom_X] by ChanServ 12:13 -!- CRasH180 [~kmeldridg@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has joined #se2600 12:13 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o CRasH180] by ChanServ 13:39 -!- sync [~sync@c-98-242-80-239.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 13:44 -!- epoxy [~ls3@71-15-26-216.dhcp.hlrg.nc.charter.com] has joined #se2600 14:07 -!- sync [~sync@c-98-242-80-239.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 15:06 -!- sync [~sync@c-98-242-80-239.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 15:10 -!- mog [~mog@c-68-62-169-225.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 15:11 -!- mog [~mog@c-68-62-169-225.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 15:11 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o mog] by ChanServ 16:44 -!- Jagobah [~ljugo@74-141-122-167.dhcp.insightbb.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 16:54 -!- digitalirony_awy [www-data@my.ass.looks.just.like.your-face.info] has quit [Quit: ZNC - http://znc.sourceforge.net] 17:53 -!- zz_zz_[1NF0] is now known as [1NF0] 18:04 -!- CRasH180 [~kmeldridg@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has quit [Quit: leaving] 19:17 < sdodson> Shadow404: what the hell is your social problem? 19:22 < Shadow404> my doc is still working on that 19:23 <@Husky> sdodson, whats yours? 19:23 < Shadow404> he prescribed my friend mary 19:23 < Shadow404> husky: thats something professors at MIT are using super computers to even get a grasp on 19:23 < Shadow404> quantum mechanics only scratches the surface on what sdodson is. 19:23 < sdodson> Shadow404: I wish you were serious. You seem to have a real problem. 19:24 < Shadow404> who wasy i wasnt serious? 19:24 < Shadow404> *wasnt 19:24 < sdodson> who wasnt I wasnt serious? 19:27 < sdodson> Husky: can you translate for me? 19:27 <@Husky> who said i wasnt serious? 19:27 < Shadow404> gee, husky figured it out 19:27 < Shadow404> whats your excuse sdodson 19:28 <@Bahhumbug> girls, girls, you're both ugly. 19:29 < Shadow404> yeah, but hes more ugly 19:29 * sdodson sighs 19:32 < sdodson> Shadow404: anyway, how are you doing? 19:33 < Shadow404> just got a bike and made more progress on my rocket engines 19:33 < sdodson> you're making your own? 19:33 < Shadow404> slow.... 19:35 < Shadow404> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRnYVmIEM-c and www.shadow404.com/125 19:45 < eryc> i made a rocket in 4th grade 19:45 < eryc> whats your problem 19:45 < Shadow404> im still trying to keep my letters within the solid lines 19:57 <@Bahhumbug> it's good to aim high 19:58 < Dickie> So you don't pee on your shoes 19:59 <@Bahhumbug> I'm not sure some of you will ever possess that level of physical dexterity. 19:59 < forgottenwizard> you can always hire a midget to help 20:00 < Shadow404> oh you mean sdodson 20:00 <@Bahhumbug> might even get a happy ending 20:02 < sdodson> :( 20:23 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH180@96.5.81.157] has joined #se2600 20:23 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH180@96.5.81.157] has quit [Changing host] 20:23 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH180@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has joined #se2600 20:23 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o CRasH180] by ChanServ 20:25 -!- dsockwell [~dsockwell@denhac.org] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 20:26 -!- Dickie is now known as Dickie2 20:26 -!- Dickie2 is now known as Dickie 20:27 -!- dsockwell [~dsockwell@denhac.org] has joined #se2600 20:29 -!- brimstone is now known as Dickie2 20:29 -!- Dickie2 is now known as brimstone 21:03 -!- mog [~mog@c-68-62-169-225.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 250 seconds] 21:07 -!- mog [~mog@c-68-62-169-225.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 21:07 <@Husky> http://i.imgur.com/lZd0q.jpg 21:08 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o mog] by ChanServ 21:17 -!- sdodson [~sdodson@204.13.164.133] has quit [Ping timeout: 276 seconds] 21:38 <@Bahhumbug> http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/usb0001iiu.php 21:38 <@Bahhumbug> ~ 90 minutes ago; according to reports on NANOG extensive damage to emergency infrastructure and reports of fatalities are now surfacing. 21:38 < MxZBot-> that's too long, Bahhumbug 21:41 -!- sdodson [~sdodson@serenity.ninjr.org] has joined #se2600 21:41 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sdodson] by ChanServ 21:43 <@opticron> huh 21:43 <@opticron> good to know 21:51 -!- K4k_ is now known as K4k 22:25 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH180@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has quit [Quit: sleep] 23:01 -!- mog [~mog@c-68-62-169-225.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds] 23:05 -!- mog [~mog@c-68-62-169-225.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 23:05 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o mog] by ChanServ 23:19 -!- sync [~sync@c-98-242-80-239.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 23:45 <@dasunt> I'm not liking ABS braking. 23:45 <@dasunt> ABS: I'm going to assume that all surfaces are solid. 23:45 <@dasunt> Minneapolis: Have fun with unplowed streets. 23:46 <@dasunt> ABS: Okay. Hey, why did I roll into the middle of an intersection? 23:46 <@dasunt> Minneapolis: Mwahahah! 23:46 <@Bahhumbug> heh 23:46 < forgottenwizard> nothing beats knowing how to actually use brakes 23:46 <@opticron> ABS was invented so the lazies don't have to know 23:47 < forgottenwizard> that also applies to automatic transmissions and power steering 23:48 <@dasunt> The auto transmission doesn't bother me as much. 23:48 <@dasunt> I can always throw it into neutral. 23:48 <@dasunt> Yes, it's annoying. 23:48 <@dasunt> But it doesn't bother me as much. 23:48 < forgottenwizard> and illegal here 23:48 * opticron blinks 23:48 <@dasunt> The "traction control" is hillarious though. 23:49 <@dasunt> Thank god I can disable it via a button on the console. 23:49 < forgottenwizard> I remember an episode of Top Gear where they tested out some new super car 23:49 < forgottenwizard> no traction control, and the guy driving it slide it around almost ever turn and spun it out once 23:50 < forgottenwizard> s/ever/every 23:50 <@dasunt> Traction control: Hey, you're stuck? Let me "help"? Still stuck? Oh, I think I get a cut of the tow truck driver's pay. 23:50 <@dasunt> Although I love the "low traction" idiot light. 23:50 <@dasunt> It helpfully informed me that driving during a blizzard was "low traction" conditions. 23:50 < forgottenwizard> does it come on just before or after you start spinning tired? 23:50 <@dasunt> After. 23:50 < forgottenwizard> s/tired/tires 23:51 < forgottenwizard> figured 23:51 < forgottenwizard> I hate idiot lights 23:51 <@dasunt> But it retards the engine, so I can't spin out that badly. 23:51 <@dasunt> Also, I can't rock a vehicle out of a rut with it on. 23:51 <@dasunt> As I said, it's very helpful. 23:52 <@dasunt> I'm still waiting for the vehicle to flash a "vehicle in motion, don't open the door and try to exit" light. 23:52 < forgottenwizard> alot of new cars have a 'door open' light, which is close 23:52 <@dasunt> So that's how the hell-desk people don't die! 23:53 <@dasunt> I was wondering about that, since I swear some of them would try to get shit out of the trunk on the interstate. 23:53 < forgottenwizard> chinese firedrill at lights with a busload of people can be fun 23:54 <@dasunt> Btw, have you seen that episode of Top Gear when they drove through the South? 23:54 < forgottenwizard> no 23:54 <@dasunt> You should. 23:54 <@dasunt> People got arrested over that. 23:54 < forgottenwizard> heh 23:55 <@dasunt> IIRC, they had about $1000 to spend on a car in Miami. 23:55 < forgottenwizard> ah 23:55 <@dasunt> Then, one of the challenges was to put logos on the car to get people pissed at you. 23:56 < forgottenwizard> I saw the episode where they dove across South America with 1000 dollar used cars 23:56 <@dasunt> So, the logos included (spraypainted on each car): "I'm bi", "Hillary for President" and "NASCAR sucks". 23:56 < forgottenwizard> including Death Road 23:56 <@dasunt> Lets just say some Southern folks got charged with their actions. 23:56 <@Bahhumbug> Um, that NASCAR saying could get drivers gutted and strung up by their own entrails. 23:57 < forgottenwizard> it is boring to watch, but driving can be interesting, from what I hear anyways 23:58 <@dasunt> Bahhumbug: They got asasulted. 23:58 <@Bahhumbug> boring or not. having a NASCAR sucks logo is like going to the texas panhandle with a painted on logo that says High School Football Is For Pussies or something. 23:58 < forgottenwizard> that might be worth watching then 23:58 <@dasunt> It was worth watching. 23:59 <@dasunt> But yah, Alabama didn't take those slogans very well. 23:59 <@Bahhumbug> You remember when the state quarters first came out? --- Log closed Tue Feb 22 00:00:06 2011