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The tubes are being attacked! Former Senator Ted Stevens was on a plane that crashed in AK this morning. 09:58 <@kive> must have been verizon/google causing the crash. 09:58 <@kive> (re: huffington post article on net neutrality) 10:17 -!- epoxy [~epoxy@dialin.inttek.net] has joined #se2600 10:21 <@ware> http://planet.nashville2600.org/ 10:21 <@ware> fix0r plz 10:21 <@ware> i dun have it no mo 10:23 <@Sheath> k 10:28 <@Corydon76-dig> We're going to have an Islamic center in Antioch: http://nashville.bizjournals.com/nashville/stories/2010/08/09/daily11.html 10:29 <@Sheath> anti itch 10:29 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [~jkemp@cnet520-hosoc.nandomedia.com] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 10:30 <@Dolemite> did they finally settle on the Bell Forge theater? 10:30 <@Corydon76-dig> Yep, bought it for $1.5m 10:30 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [~jkemp@cnet520-hosoc.nandomedia.com] has joined #se2600 10:36 <@polerin> neat. 10:45 <@ware> shit poppin up all over 10:48 <@Sheath> ware does highlight work 10:48 <@ware> Sheath: yes 10:49 <@ware> irc -> SMS 10:49 <@Sheath> rly 10:49 <@Sheath> nowai 10:49 <@ware> norly 10:49 <@ware> but that would be srs biz 10:49 <@Sheath> ya 10:49 <@Sheath> colloquy had that push notifications to iphones 10:49 <@ware> neva used 10:49 <@ware> colloquy 10:50 <@Sheath> its some stupid gay mac shit 10:50 <@ware> i want a stupid gay MBP 10:50 <@ware> but i think ima have to sell my motorcycle to get one 10:50 <@ware> lol 10:50 <@Sheath> lol 10:50 <@Sheath> fuck that 10:50 <@ware> would be safer and get more use tho =/ 10:50 <@Sheath> ya 10:50 <@ware> and cheaper in the long run 10:51 <@ware> but no vroom vroom 11:02 <@Dolemite> Yeah, a Mac Book Pro doesn't corner worth shit 11:03 <@Corydon76-dig> OTOH, when a MBP falls over, it doesn't pin your leg to the ground, either 11:05 < fie> "corner" 11:08 -!- Venom_X [~pjacobs@99-8-218-190.lightspeed.hstntx.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 11:08 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Venom_X] by ChanServ 11:10 -!- epoxy [~epoxy@dialin.inttek.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 11:10 -!- epoxy [~epoxy@dialin.inttek.net] has joined #se2600 11:18 -!- Venom_X_ [~pjacobs@66.54.185.131] has joined #se2600 11:18 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Venom_X_] by ChanServ 11:20 -!- Venom_X [~pjacobs@99-8-218-190.lightspeed.hstntx.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 11:20 -!- Venom_X_ is now known as Venom_X 13:06 -!- Venom_X [~pjacobs@66.54.185.131] has quit [Ping timeout: 265 seconds] 14:19 -!- Venom_X [~pjacobs@adsl-99-3-159-249.dsl.hstntx.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 14:19 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Venom_X] by ChanServ 14:32 -!- fie [~fie@72-48-68-254.dyn.grandenetworks.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 258 seconds] 14:32 -!- Venom_X [~pjacobs@adsl-99-3-159-249.dsl.hstntx.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Quit: Venom_X] 15:15 -!- Peaches1984 [twelve@c-69-137-80-31.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 15:29 -!- epoxy [~epoxy@dialin.inttek.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 15:45 < aestetix> So, I'm setting up nagios/icinga for the first time. 15:45 < aestetix> The best part is that while the frontend is working, the plugins and hosts aren't totally there yet. 15:46 < aestetix> Which means that I keep getting emails letting me know "the system is down" 15:46 < aestetix> I really can't work on this project without playing Strongbad on loop 15:50 <@sdodson> aestetix: just use groundwork or something else that's already got nagios integrated 15:51 < aestetix> icinga basically has nagios integrated 15:52 <@sdodson> then why isn't it done? 15:53 < aestetix> Dude, I'm not a sysadmin, I don't fucking know. 15:54 < aestetix> Yesterday was the first time I've ever touched nagios or anything 16:33 <@ware> LOLOLOL 16:34 <@ware> LAWL LAWL LAWL 16:34 <@ware> PLOX2LAWL4U 16:35 <@coil> lawl 16:42 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [~jkemp@cnet520-hosoc.nandomedia.com] has quit [Quit: Comments like that are why you have no friends] 17:05 -!- fie [~fie@66-90-204-132.dyn.grandenetworks.net] has joined #se2600 17:19 -!- fie [~fie@66-90-204-132.dyn.grandenetworks.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 17:19 -!- fie [~fie@66-90-204-132.dyn.grandenetworks.net] has joined #se2600 17:20 -!- Dan9186[MM] [~dan9186@c-75-64-187-229.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 18:47 -!- mog [~mog@c-68-62-169-225.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 265 seconds] 18:50 -!- mog [~mog@c-68-62-169-225.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 18:50 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o mog] by ChanServ 19:21 -!- CRasH180 [~kmeldridg@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has quit [Quit: leaving] 19:29 < aestetix> Ok so 19:29 < aestetix> let's say a girl asks you what OS you use 19:29 < aestetix> you tell her 19:29 < aestetix> and then you ask her 19:29 < aestetix> and she says "gnupluslinux" 19:29 < aestetix> How do you respond to that? 19:33 <@Dagmar> "Wanna fuck?" 19:34 <@Dagmar> Tell me you wouldn't be thinking that, and keep a straight face. 19:59 <@Dagmar> Tee hee http://failblog.org/2010/08/10/epic-fail-video-spelling-bee-fail/ 20:07 -!- rattle [~rattle@208.87.107.12] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds] 20:23 -!- sasquatc4 [sasquatc4@c-76-25-180-64.hsd1.co.comcast.net] has quit [] 20:25 -!- sasquatc4 [sasquatc4@c-76-25-180-64.hsd1.co.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 20:25 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sasquatc4] by ChanServ 20:35 -!- rattle [~rattle@208.87.107.12] has joined #se2600 20:35 * Dagmar sees that Felicia Day is in Fallout: New Vegas 20:35 * Dagmar pre-orders. 21:05 -!- emwav [~emwav@cpe-069-134-238-189.nc.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 21:07 -!- Dolemite [~scott@99-2-142-130.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 21:08 -!- Dolemite [~scott@99-2-142-130.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 21:09 -!- emwav [~emwav@cpe-069-134-238-189.nc.res.rr.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 21:13 -!- Dolemite [~scott@99-2-142-130.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds] 21:14 * Mercster stares 21:18 < Mercster> 20:29 and she says "gnupluslinux" 21:18 < Mercster> 20:29 How do you respond to that? 21:18 < Mercster> lol 21:28 -!- epoxy [~ls3@71-15-26-216.dhcp.hlrg.nc.charter.com] has joined #se2600 21:32 <@Dagmar> OMG 21:32 <@Dagmar> Claudia's behaviour in this episode of Warehouse 13 is fucking HILARIOUS 21:33 < Mercster> sup Dagmar 21:34 <@Dagmar> Sup 21:34 < Mercster> not much, watching some show on tv "what would you do?" on ABC 21:34 < Mercster> weird situations caught on hidden cameras showing what people would do 21:35 < Mercster> someone stumbling drunk getting into a car, a group of assholes making fun of a fat person, a bride choosing a ridiculous wedding dress, etc 21:35 < Mercster> its sort of entertaining 21:35 < Mercster> i bought a xbox360 yesterday, havent done much with it 21:38 < Shadow404> wtf motherfuckers 21:38 < Shadow404> waz up 21:38 < Mercster> hi 21:39 <@Dagmar> Man this Scott Pilgrim trailer is still freaking me out 21:39 < daswork> I have an Xbox360 here. 21:39 < daswork> Haven't played with it yet. 21:39 < Mercster> daswork: did you get the new "slim" model? 21:39 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Shadow404] by ChanServ 21:39 < daswork> The owner of the Xbox360 is supposedly crashing on my couch. 21:39 < daswork> Mercster: Not sure. 21:39 < Mercster> daswork: its black, shiney, and has builtin wifi 21:39 < daswork> She just mentioned that she had an Xbox360. 21:39 < daswork> Then she disappeared. 21:39 < Mercster> ah 21:39 * daswork peers at the pile of boxes. 21:39 <@Shadow404> so getting training for pn convention right now 21:40 < Mercster> the new hardware is fairly sexy 21:40 < daswork> I'll ask her next time I see her. 21:40 < Mercster> i had an original xbox360, it got stolen 21:40 * daswork ponders: Should he be concerned that a friend has keys to his apartment. 21:40 <@Shadow404> ((c-o-h)) 21:42 < Mercster> daswork: what kind of friend? 21:42 < Mercster> there's several layers of "friend" 21:42 < daswork> This one is platonic. 21:43 < daswork> She's just around because God has a sick sense of humor and I have someone I'm trying to date that I like. 21:43 < Mercster> ... 21:43 < Mercster> well 21:43 < daswork> I see the comic interlude right now. 21:44 < Mercster> yeah, you should be concerned 21:44 < Mercster> dont give anyone keys to your apartment 21:44 < daswork> It gets so much better. 21:44 < daswork> So much. 21:44 < daswork> As far as cosmic jokes go, this one is fractically complete. 21:44 < Mercster> why does she have them in the first place? 21:45 < Mercster> now you have to ask for them back and possibly get the locks changed 21:45 < daswork> She's a good friend, and she needed someplace to crash when she moved back to Minneapolis. 21:45 < Mercster> her getting the keys in the first place was the mistake 21:45 < Mercster> well being a nice piece of pussy doesnt mean you give someone keys to your apartment 21:45 < daswork> However, she got here, discovered that 90F in Minneapolis ain't the same as 90F in Santa Fe (this ain't no dry heat here), and disappeared. 21:45 < daswork> I think she's staying with a BF. 21:45 < daswork> I' 21:45 < Mercster> yeah its the humidity that kills you 21:45 < daswork> I'm just the place to crash if that goes south. 21:46 < daswork> The humidity is pretty damn impressive lately. 21:46 < daswork> Got up yesterday, it was 75F out, and foggy. 21:46 < Mercster> im in east tennessee, humidity has been high lately 21:46 < Mercster> temp in the 90s, heat index 100+ 21:47 <@Dagmar> It's august in TN. 21:47 < daswork> Yah, we've been hitting low to mid 90s in Minneapolis. 21:47 < daswork> This sucks.l 21:47 < daswork> Dear South: Take your heat back. 21:47 < daswork> Or else we release the mosquitoes. 21:47 < Mercster> Dagmar: where is it not auguest? 21:47 < Mercster> august, rather 21:47 <@Dagmar> Probably the moon, but that's beside the point 21:48 < Mercster> ill be ecstatic when fall comes 21:48 < daswork> I'll be quite honest, I prefer -10F to this shit. 21:48 <@Dagmar> daswork: Yeah that was the thing that freaked me out a bit about MSP when I was there. I'd have thought someplace THAT much farther north would have had weather more different from TN 21:48 < daswork> And -10F is getting respectfully cold. 21:48 < Mercster> eh not me, the only thing i hate worse than oppressive heat is freezing cold 21:48 < Mercster> im never happy 21:48 < daswork> Dagmar: We do, in spring and fall. But in the dead heat of the summer, we're within 5F of Tennessee most days. 21:48 < Mercster> i like spring and fall 21:48 < daswork> -10F is almost freezing cold. :p 21:49 <@Dagmar> Mercster: As much as I like riding that scooter, I'm just _now_ getting around to having someone replace the CDI becuase it's just _too goddamn hot to ride_ 21:49 < Mercster> yea its been hot as fuck 21:49 < daswork> I have no sympathy. 21:49 < daswork> I biked today. 21:49 < daswork> Gawd. 21:50 < daswork> Was fucking dripping with sweat. 21:50 <@Dagmar> You don't have to wear a plastic hat 21:50 < daswork> Heh, where the messenger bag was against my back, that was all wet. 21:50 < daswork> Probably could have wrung out my shirt. 21:50 < Mercster> i dont deal with heat well, i think im overly sensitive or something. i come close to heat stroke if i do any sort of physical activity outside when it's been like it is 21:50 <@Shadow404> man, speaking of bikes, wife and dad, talked me out of a sport bike purchase this summer, jeep is on final limps, so need a new car more, gonna, purchase bike out right with bonus money 21:51 < daswork> Oh. 21:51 < daswork> Motorcycle? 21:52 < daswork> Coworker has an R6 (I think that's it). 21:52 < daswork> Seems like a fun, if slightly underpowered sports bike. 21:52 <@Dagmar> Sport bikes are for people who think anyone else on the highway gives a shit 21:52 < daswork> Ah, you're a real man. 21:52 <@Dagmar> Get a better ride 21:52 < daswork> In that case, one word: Indian. 21:52 < daswork> Great fucking bike. 21:52 <@Dagmar> Something that's not so likely to have the front end fly up and gets better mileage 21:53 < daswork> Oh this reminds me. 21:53 < daswork> Due to its infinite wisdom, the city of Minneapolis finally got around to extending the Cedar Lake bicycle commuter trail. 21:53 <@Dagmar> I just learned about the Kawasaki Eliminator this week 21:53 < daswork> $9+ million dollars. 21:53 <@Dagmar> Someone in Goodlettesville had one they were selling for $1200 21:54 < daswork> It was originally going to cost $3 million, but the city, county and state had the great idea to build the stadium before buying the right aways. 21:54 < daswork> ER, right a ways. 21:54 < Mercster> my friend has a fancy motorcycle for sale, $5k 21:54 < daswork> Vespa. 21:54 <@Dagmar> *shudder* 21:54 <@Dagmar> I do *not* like the way those look. 21:54 < daswork> Show you don't care what the world thinks of you as a man, or if they even assume you are a heterosexual. 21:55 < daswork> No offense, Corydon. ;) 21:55 <@Dagmar> Practically every other scooter on the road it more streamlined now 21:55 <@Shadow404> Dagmar: front end fly up, your doing it wrong 21:55 <@Dagmar> Vespa... still looks like you stuck a bucket on the front of a schwinn 21:55 < daswork> I resent that. 21:55 <@Shadow404> i need to get a 1100 crotch rocket 21:55 < daswork> Some Schwinns have nice lines. 21:56 <@Shadow404> going for a vfr 1100c bike 21:56 <@Shadow404> forgot the model name 21:56 < daswork> WTF? 21:56 <@Dagmar> Yeah but still... That was acceptable design 30 years ago when people were making shit by bending metal with their hands but now? 21:56 < daswork> I'm not sure what my nieghbors are doing, but it's one hell of a sex life they have. 21:56 <@Shadow404> heh, spanking? 21:56 <@Dagmar> I expect a little more work in the design 21:56 < daswork> Not sure. 21:56 <@Shadow404> keep it interesting 21:56 <@Shadow404> works for us 21:56 < Mercster> daswork: you've wanked to the sound, havent you 21:56 < Mercster> ADMIT IT 21:56 <@Shadow404> .... 21:56 < daswork> WTF? 21:56 <@Dagmar> Even the goddamn VW beetle has a better look now 21:56 <@Shadow404> (wife typed the last line) 21:57 < daswork> It almost sounds like they are trying to plunge a dozen toilets at once. 21:57 <@Shadow404> wooot 21:57 <@Shadow404> they like it rough 21:57 < Mercster> daswork: plunging that hoole 21:57 < Mercster> hoel 21:57 < Mercster> haeerrrrrrl 21:57 < Mercster> HOLE 21:57 < Mercster> (im drun k) 21:57 <@Shadow404> i tis to, plus, well dizzy 21:58 < Mercster> im not quite to dizzy level 21:58 < Mercster> i try to avoid that 21:58 <@Shadow404> heh 21:58 <@Shadow404> woah, close eyes and getting light headed 21:58 < Mercster> if i get dizzy, i usually pass out and then wake up sick to my stomach 21:58 <@Shadow404> lawl, wuss 21:59 < Mercster> which is not good times 21:59 < Mercster> i like being drunk, not pass-out-and-then-wake-up-puking drunk 22:02 < daswork> It wasn't the neighbors. 22:02 < daswork> It was the pipe for the roof rainwater disposal in the laundry room. 22:03 < daswork> I'm kind of tempted to figure out the square footage of the roof, and measure the amount of rain we're getting, then figure out if the plastic pipe can handle it, but ignorance is bliss, right? 22:16 <@Dagmar> The worst that can happen is water pours off the eaves 22:19 <@ware> wut 22:25 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH180@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has joined #se2600 22:25 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o CRasH180] by ChanServ 22:26 < daswork> I had flooding last major storm. 22:28 -!- Gatewayy [~gatewayy@pdpc/supporter/active/gatewayy] has joined #se2600 22:29 <@Dagmar> You need bigger eaves. 22:29 <@Dagmar> :) 22:33 <@[1NF0]> I find 24" culvert pipe is plenty for a downspout 22:45 <@ware> wut 22:54 <@kive> zomgs -- fucking amazing: 22:54 <@kive> http://blog.zoller.lu/2010/07/you-got-pwned-song.html 22:54 <@kive> listen to this now, it is just awesomesauce 23:02 * Dagmar sticks it in his mp3 player 23:03 < Mercster> hot 23:03 * kive is about to cut it into a ring tone, so whenever work calls, "you got pwned!" 23:03 < Mercster> i ate a sandwich and a bowl of soup 23:04 < Mercster> kive: wow, yeah, that'd be awesome 23:05 < Mercster> hehe 23:05 < Mercster> btw 23:05 < Mercster> IM BEING FUCKING SARCASTIC 23:06 <@Dagmar> I dunno about having my phone say "you got owned" when it rings. 23:06 <@kive> work rarely calls, but whenever they do, ineviteably, it's because a customer did or I'm about to be. 23:07 <@kive> and I mean just for when work calls -- not the normal ringtone 23:07 < Mercster> my ringtone sounds like a phone ringing 23:08 < Mercster> it's elite 23:12 <@CRasH180> It is strange that we have all this technology and yet we use a regular telephone sound for our ringtone 23:13 <@Dagmar> I want the Farnsworth sound 23:19 -!- Dolemite [~scott@99-2-142-130.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 23:27 < Mercster> ive been developing a ringtone that sounds like a ringtone 23:28 < Mercster> for those who want a ringtone but arent sure which to choose 23:28 < Mercster> my ringtone will automatically sound like a ringtone, nothing fancy 23:30 < daswork> Oh gawd. 23:30 < daswork> I have too many women. 23:30 < daswork> Well, too many women I'm not screwing. 23:30 < Mercster> in what sense do you "haver" them, if you're not boning them 23:30 < daswork> Just too many in my life. 23:30 < Mercster> like, have them as friends or what 23:31 < daswork> `2 friends, one date. 23:31 < daswork> Er, one dating. 23:32 <@Corydon76-dig> 3 chicks, and you're not boning all three? Clearly, you're gay. 23:33 < daswork> Hey, I have 2 dates with the one I want to bone. 23:33 < Mercster> have you considered skinning them and wearing their flesh as a suit 23:33 <@Corydon76-dig> Oh, you mean you aren't boning ANY of them? 23:33 < daswork> Mercster: We can no longer be friends. :( 23:33 < Mercster> cuz thats the first thing that comes to mind, for me 23:33 < daswork> Corydon76-dig: Yep. 23:34 <@Corydon76-dig> Gay. Gay gay gay gay gay. 23:34 < Mercster> daswork: Corydon76-dig would like to meet you, over coffee 23:34 < Mercster> wear the skin suit 23:34 <@Corydon76-dig> s/meet/meat/ 23:34 < Mercster> Corydon76-dig: haaaaa 23:34 < daswork> Heh. 23:34 < daswork> Sorry. 23:34 < daswork> Still not bi. 23:35 < daswork> At this point, I'm 3 decades into life. 23:35 < daswork> Think you probably should give up. 23:35 < daswork> Anyways, don't you have peaches? 23:36 < Mercster> worry about yourself 23:36 <@Corydon76-dig> I had a friend in college who didn't figure it out, himself, until around age 50. 23:36 < daswork> Yah. 23:36 < Mercster> you'd do fine as the creamt center in a Corydon76-dig / Peaches sandwich 23:36 < daswork> Don't think I'm that. 23:36 < daswork> I'm all into kinky sex. 23:36 < Mercster> creamy 23:36 < daswork> But I like the tits. 23:37 <@Corydon76-dig> I like tits, too. Just ask Peaches how sore his are. 23:37 < Mercster> But I like the mantits. 23:37 < Mercster> you dirty bird! 23:37 < daswork> :( 23:37 < daswork> I like clits as well. 23:38 < daswork> Does Peaches have one of those? 23:39 <@Corydon76-dig> Really? What do you do with it? 23:39 < daswork> Damn. 23:39 < daswork> You know, I bleieve you when you say you're bi, but clits are pretty awesome. 23:39 < daswork> You shouldn't be confused. 23:39 <@Dagmar> Okay that was nice. Hit up my first random on the 'lock today, turned out to be Pit of Saron in progress... THey were just before the hallway run. We do the Rimefang thing and I got the Engraved Gargoyle Femur. Not bad for 10m work. 23:40 <@Corydon76-dig> I'm not confused. I'm asking you what YOU do with it. 23:40 < daswork> "Remember how you do that trick, the one that makes me scream, she said. The one that makes me laugh, she said, and threw her arms around my neck." <- That. 23:40 < Mercster> Corydon76-dig: i think he means he likes the *idea* of a clit, not that he's ever actually encountered one 23:41 < daswork> Mercster: :p 23:41 <@Corydon76-dig> Mercster: Yeah, I'm getting that, too 23:41 < Mercster> i bet if you were convincing, you could fool him into thinking Peaches's dick was just a very large clit 23:41 < Mercster> he'd be equally happy 23:41 <@Corydon76-dig> lol 23:41 < daswork> Mercster: Er, clits and dicks look different. 23:41 < daswork> Just FYI. 23:42 <@Corydon76-dig> daswork: I've never bothered looking at a clit. 23:42 < daswork> Corydon76-dig: What? 23:42 < daswork> Dude, you expect a woman to go down on you, right? 23:43 <@Corydon76-dig> Once I've rubbed it long enough to make a girl wet, the only thing she ever wanted to do was jump on my cock 23:43 < daswork> Ah. 23:43 <@Corydon76-dig> Nah, receiving oral sex doesn't do it for me 23:43 < daswork> That's fun, but you should try other things with women. 23:44 <@Corydon76-dig> Now, giving a man oral sex, OTOH... 23:44 < Mercster> this whole conversation is going 8 ways of wrong 23:44 < daswork> Nah. 23:44 < daswork> I'd rather go down on a woman. 23:44 <@Corydon76-dig> You only say that, having no experience 23:45 < daswork> True. 23:45 < daswork> OTOH, I have no experience in other areas. 23:45 < Mercster> Corydon76-dig: called it! 23:45 < daswork> STill feel confident in saying whta I prefer. 23:45 <@Corydon76-dig> daswork: no experience in rimming, either, I suppose 23:45 < daswork> Y'know, that's possible to do to a gal. 23:45 < daswork> Just saying. 23:46 <@Corydon76-dig> My supposition stands. 23:46 < daswork> It may, but assuming heteros can't rim is silly. 23:46 <@Corydon76-dig> I said nothing about heteros, only about you. 23:46 < daswork> ORLY? 23:47 < daswork> I'd tell you everything I'd do, but I want you to be able to sleep tonight. :p 23:47 < Mercster> ... 23:47 <@Corydon76-dig> I am medicated and have no problem sleeping 23:47 < daswork> Also, amazingly enough, airing my entire sex life on #se2600 is not my thing. 23:47 < daswork> Anyways, the past is dead. 23:47 < daswork> We're talking about the present. 23:47 < Mercster> the past is prologue 23:47 < daswork> Where I have she-who-techically lives with me. 23:48 < daswork> And she-who-I-want-to-make-scream. 23:48 < daswork> It's complicated. 23:48 <@Corydon76-dig> Your entire sex life? You make it sound like a novel. I'm thinking it's a pamphlet. 23:48 < Mercster> leaflet 23:48 < daswork> Corydon76-dig: It's a sad, cautionary tale. 23:48 <@Corydon76-dig> Yes, of marriage. We all know marriage is the end of sex. 23:48 < daswork> Don't be young, dumb and willing to marry. 23:49 < daswork> Aye. 23:49 < daswork> End of life. 23:49 <@Corydon76-dig> Hence, your entire sex life. Not a novel. Not even a short story. 23:49 < daswork> Meh, even married, managed a sex life. 23:49 <@Corydon76-dig> She did, certainly. With your boss. 23:49 < daswork> Aye. :( 23:50 < daswork> Bastard. 23:50 < daswork> Oh well. 23:50 < daswork> She has a kid now. 23:50 < daswork> I have a hipster woman. 23:50 < daswork> I think I made out better in this deal. 23:51 <@Corydon76-dig> Ah, I see. You both smoke a joint, and wake up hours later thinking that you did it. 23:51 < daswork> Ha ha. 23:51 < daswork> Oh, speaking of which, Minn just outlawed Salvia. 23:51 < daswork> Which I never smoked. 23:51 < daswork> I suspect the JWH-* compounds are next. 23:51 < daswork> (K2, Spice) 23:51 < daswork> (Think: Shitty weed, with a metallic taste) 23:52 <@Dagmar> They'd outlaw chives if they thought someone might have fun smoking them 23:52 < daswork> Aye. 23:52 <@Sheath> you mean its not? 23:52 < Mercster> ive wanted to try those spice things 23:52 < daswork> I find it hillarious that they outlaw weed analogs beccause they are more dangerous than weed. 23:52 < Mercster> but TN has already outlawed them 23:52 < daswork> Instead of legalizing weed. 23:52 < daswork> Mercster: Trust me, it ain't worth it. 23:52 < Mercster> plus its fucking expensive 23:52 < daswork> Tried it, because a fellow I know mentioned it. 23:52 < daswork> $25 for an ounce. 23:52 < daswork> Really, not worth it. 23:52 < Mercster> uh 23:52 < Mercster> no 23:52 <@Dagmar> Salvia's about as potent as incense 23:53 < Mercster> that spice shit is *not* $25 for an ounce 23:53 < daswork> I'm not a fan of weed, but k2 is really, really shitty. 23:53 <@Dagmar> I don't know what the fuck that k2 shit is either 23:53 < daswork> Mercster: Locally, I think it's $20/ounce, $40 for 3 ounces. 23:53 < Mercster> and salvia is a disassociative closer to ketamine, and PCP than weed 23:53 < Mercster> daswork: i think you're confused 23:53 <@Dagmar> Mercster: Yeah but it shares literally none of the effects 23:53 < Mercster> Dagmar: totally different 23:53 <@Dagmar> Seriously, salvia does very little to you at all 23:53 < daswork> Dagmar: k2 is potpurri, sprinkled with a cannaboid that's probably of the JWH-* family of compounds, such as JWH-250, which operators on the same receptors as THC. 23:54 <@Dagmar> daswork: I can believe that 23:54 <@Dagmar> It smells like someone smoking potpourri 23:54 < daswork> The JWH-* compounds can be legally bought as "research chemicals", but are illegal for humans to consume under the federal drug analog act. 23:54 <@Dagmar> With a nice disturbing chemical smell I find unpleasant mixed in 23:54 <@Dagmar> I've no problem at all not smoking that 23:54 < daswork> Their dose is in the mgs (that is, use a jeweler's scale), and the cost is probably around $10/dose, if that. 23:54 <@Dagmar> Yech 23:55 < daswork> It's really shit. 23:55 < daswork> If you could smoke real weed vs JWH-*, you'd smoke weed. 23:55 < Mercster> i dare you to paste me a link to the spice/K2/whatever shit for anything less than $30 for 3.5 grams 23:55 < daswork> But I think TN is still anal about weed laws. 23:55 < Mercster> i DARE YA 23:55 <@Dagmar> I do find it funny places ban salvia based on the loose description that "it's like weed" 23:55 < daswork> Mercster: The local store sells it for $40 for 3 ounces, I think. 23:55 <@Dagmar> By that standard, they need to start carding people for O'Douls because "it's like beer" 23:56 < Mercster> i will suck your dick if you paste me a link $40/3oz for the spice shit 23:56 <@Dagmar> Mercster: You dont' want ti 23:56 < Mercster> you have no idea what yer talking about 23:56 <@Dagmar> It's awful 23:56 < fie> I know what I'm talking about. 23:56 < fie> Willis 23:56 < Mercster> Dagmar: doesnt matter, this is an issue of price, it aint $40/3oz 23:56 <@Dagmar> Youd' have more fun smoking dandielions or something 23:56 < daswork> Mercster: You can buy the real shit, no potpurry, from canadarc.ca 23:56 < daswork> Supposedly. 23:56 <@Dagmar> At least they'd smell good 23:56 < Mercster> its $40/3GRAMS maybe 23:56 < daswork> Haven't tried. 23:56 < fie> OH SHIT! 23:56 <@Dagmar> I think they'd smell good anyway 23:56 < Mercster> i think you're confused about whats an ounce and whats a gram 23:56 < fie> you guys are really talking about RC's right now? 23:56 < fie> really? 23:57 < daswork> fie - Yep. 23:57 < daswork> fie -- I don't use them, but I know of them. 23:57 < daswork> Mercster doesn't think I know my shit. 23:57 < fie> I've been using them all day. 23:57 <@Dagmar> That they're basically putting a chemical on "some random vegetation" means it could be pretty much anything, up to and including herbal tea 23:57 < Mercster> no, i dont 23:57 <@Dagmar> A price variation wouldn't be suprising, but then again, who the fuck wants to smoke it 23:57 < fie> So yeah, I do know what I'm talking about oh snap! 23:57 < Mercster> daswork: please show me any link for the spice stuff for $20/oz 23:57 < daswork> fie -- Got any sources for the MDMA analogs? 23:57 < Mercster> daswork: please 23:57 < Mercster> im begging you 23:57 < daswork> Mercster: Perhaps I'm wrong, but I believe I bought it locally for $20/oz. 23:58 < fie> daswork, HSSRA's? 23:58 < Mercster> i think you mean GRAM 23:58 < daswork> Mercster: As I said, the effective dose for JWH is in the mgs. 23:58 < Mercster> not ounce 23:58 < fie> the only one I've done was crap. 23:58 < daswork> It's not expensive. 23:58 < daswork> fie: Thinking of bk-mdma. 23:58 < Mercster> an ounce is 28 grams 23:58 < Mercster> you're confused 23:58 < daswork> Haven't tried it though. 23:58 < fie> daswork, Oh, yeah, I could get that. 23:58 < daswork> Mercster: 28 grams of JWH-* would fuck you up. 23:58 < fie> I've done MDAI but it wasn't worth it. 23:58 < daswork> Mercster: Spice or K2 is about 10mg/dose sprinkled on potpurry. 23:58 < daswork> Er, potpurri. 23:58 < Mercster> i know exactly what spice is 23:59 < daswork> fie: Thanks for the info. Tried real MDMA once, was good. 23:59 < fie> it's less than 10 but yeah. 23:59 < fie> Never done mdma 23:59 < Mercster> what you dont know is how much it costs 23:59 < daswork> Mercster: 10 g/dose is under $10. 23:59 < fie> jwh-018 is cheap 23:59 < daswork> Er, 10 mg. 23:59 < Mercster> you're tiring 23:59 < Mercster> PASTE ME A FUCKING LINK TO SPICE AT $10/GRAM 23:59 < daswork> fie: MDMA is an interesting drug. If it wasn't for the neurotoxicity of it, I would be a huge fan. Also, X in tablet form is fucking tainted 99.9% of the time with something else. 23:59 < Mercster> OR SHUT THE FUCK UP 23:59 < fie> spice is crap --- Log closed Wed Aug 11 00:00:10 2010