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00:26 <@Dagmar> It tends to be a bit sloow this time of night
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00:45 <@Evilpig> thinkgeek - april fools site is up
00:47 <@Evilpig> I hope this is a real product like the sleeping bag was last year. http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/my-first-bacon.shtml?icpg=Carousel_MyFirstBacon_4
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01:19 <@Dagmar> FUCK
01:19 <@Dagmar> WHy do their 4/1 jokes have to involve so many things I ACTUALLY want to buy
01:19 <@Dagmar> I would *so* keep Unicorn Meat in my cupboards
01:23 <@Evilpig> the operator supervisor upstairs wants the lost alarm clock
01:23 <@Dagmar> She's not the only one, actually.
01:24 <@Dagmar> ...not to mention the screaming knife.
01:27 <@Dagmar> batrick never played Zork
01:31 <@Evilpig> improveverywhere has an april fools joek up
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01:31 <@Evilpig> their now annual no pants subway ride is now the "no underwear" subway ride http://improveverywhere.com
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01:42 <@Evilpig> I figure blizzard will update the worldofwarcraft page at 2am
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02:13 <@Evilpig> mmo-champion has their joke up
02:17 <@Evilpig> google april fools is up
02:17 <@Evilpig> they're now "Topeka".  I'm sure that's a joke in reference to topeka changing their name to google, ks for a day to try and get google fiber
02:23 <@Evilpig> youtube!  FANTASTIC!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_xVXQCrPxQ&textp=fool   Videos in ascii!
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02:50 <@Evilpig> http://xkcd.com  try stuff like cat, ls, etc...
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--- Log opened Thu Apr 01 05:58:43 2010
05:58 <@Evilpig> hahah.  wowarmory has made everyone a tuskarr and the activity feed has been altered too. http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Mal%27Ganis&cn=Evilpig
06:29 <@Evilpig> world of warcraft now has an official e-peen index Equipment Potency EquivalencE Number.
06:29 <@Evilpig> http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/underdev/equipmentpotency.xml
07:11 <@Evilpig> ROFL! http://failblog.org/2010/03/31/epic-fail-pictures-wording-fail-2/
08:36 <+ware> [MAINSCREEN]# turn on && setup bomb
08:36 <+ware> Evilpig: EVE Online
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09:29 <@m0j0-j0j0> skanky chicken head
09:40 <+ware> hehe, spoofed an email from my boss
09:41 <+ware> told everyone they could leave the office at noon :P
09:56 <@m0j0-j0j0> having my department turn in their resignation letter as a joke.. the real joke.. I'm turning them in to HR instead of my boss.
09:56 <+ware> LOLOLOL
09:57 <@m0j0-j0j0> oh speaking of which.. and Charlotte folks in here look for a web developer job?
09:57 <@m0j0-j0j0> ^ not a prank
10:31 <@nachoguy>  mr0nin
10:32 <@devoid> hello
10:33 <@nachoguy> how goes it?
10:39  * Dementia does the "holy crap it's going to be 80 degrees this week" dance
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10:45 <@nachoguy> hell yesterday was supposed to only go to 70, but it was 77 in the late afternoon
10:45 <@nachoguy> it may have hit 80 somewhere already
10:47 <@Dementia> Yeah, it was toasty in the office yesterday
10:48 <@Dementia> I think they've kicked on the AC now
10:50 <@nachoguy> yeah, time to disable my heater for the season
10:51 <@Dementia> I just wish I could open all the windows in my house
10:51 <@Dementia> There's a good percentage of them that are stuck shut
10:52 <@Evilpig> damn you google!  http://www.google.com/googlevoice/standard_voicemail.html
10:54 <@Evilpig> was looking for a phone number and ran across yet another april fools joke
10:58 <@Evilpig> I also just made one of the accre guys laugh.  I hit his pokewalker with mine.  he had a raichu on his and my little crab "std" went to visit his pokewalker
10:58 <@nachoguy> you gave some guy crabs?
10:58 <@Evilpig> my std went to visit him.  yeah
10:59 <@Evilpig> got me a blue shard out of it
11:00 <+ware> EVE ONLINE > WOW
11:00 <@Evilpig> eve online is a different animal
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11:01 <+ware> i just started playing it this past weekend
11:02 <@Evilpig> someone else is sending out emails from se2600.org.  I am getting failure messages from it but doesn't have the original email
11:04 <+ware> http://us.battle.net/matchmaking.html
11:06 <@Evilpig> I knew they had to have another april fools joke in there somewhere that hadn't surfaced yet
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11:33 <@Evilpig> http://www.razerzone.com/venom/
11:37 <@Evilpig> http://i.imgur.com/kFaAo.png  <-- another google one
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12:22 <+ware> Today, at Wal Mart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide & seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As i was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML
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13:40 <@m0j0-j0j0> Todd: shit balls?
13:47 <@m0j0-j0j0> my tummy hurts
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14:09 <+ware> windows syslog server recommendations?
14:09 <@devoid> NTSyslog
14:09 <@devoid> Oh.
14:09 <@devoid> Wrong way.
14:13 <+ware> http://www.kiwisyslog.com/kiwi-syslog-server-trial-download/
14:23 <+ware> https://www.splunk.com looks better
14:55 <@[1NF0]> splunk is great
14:56 <@[1NF0]> bit too pricey for the data my company would need for it to consume... but there's a free tier
14:57 <+ware> thats what ima settin up
14:57 <+ware> just need to monitor 3 switches for some troubleshooting over the next week
15:00 <@[1NF0]> oh gosh, the freebie (or even trial) should be fine for that
15:00 <@[1NF0]> it's actually pretty simple to set up too
15:01 <@[1NF0]> if it wouldn't cost us more than an employee's salary, we'd use iot
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15:12 <@Dolemite> mr0ning (+3) be0tches and h0ez!
15:16 <+ware> wutup negroe
15:17 <@Dolemite> Just chillin' like a villian
15:17 <@Dolemite> nash villian
15:17 <+ware> nash villian!
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16:00 <@m0j0-j0j0> blah
16:01 < fie> m0j0-j0j0, sup punk
16:02 <@m0j0-j0j0> fie: nothin much.. just tryin to figure out when I can get out of here to hit the gym and then go on vacatio :)
16:03 < fie> whooooo vacation
16:03 <@m0j0-j0j0> fie: any word yet?
16:03 < fie> not at all
16:03 < fie> I sent him some samples and shit
16:03 < fie> m0j0-j0j0, you going to the meet next month?
16:04 <@m0j0-j0j0> fie: maybe... depends on if I go to the code party up in DC or not.. why you comin down?
16:04 < fie> yeah, i'm going to hit the meet and go to rocky horror afterward
16:05 < fie> I'll be in town for a couple of weeks
16:05 < fie> I gots a girlfriend omg >.<
16:05 < fie> but yeah she lives there....
16:05 <@m0j0-j0j0> well, even if I miss the meeting we should hook up for lunch and stuff... You could be gay for bbq with Todd and me.
16:06 < fie> I'll be gay for Todd... but never gay for bbq
16:06 < fie> I love BBQ don't get me wrong....
16:06 < fie> just in a straight kind of way
16:07 <@m0j0-j0j0> fie: and on the girlfriend thing.. a very wealthy man gave me some advice I'll never forget about that...
16:07 <@m0j0-j0j0> fie: he said "don't fuck it up"
16:07 < fie> :)
16:07 < fie> Yeah this one's definitely a keeper
16:07 < fie> we joke about rape and abortion
16:07 < fie> it's pretty awesome.
16:07 <@m0j0-j0j0> sweet
16:07 < fie> lol@me
16:08 <@m0j0-j0j0> lol@you
16:08 <@m0j0-j0j0> so what's her name?
16:08 <@m0j0-j0j0> (I'm so going to go steal your girlfriend)
16:08 <@m0j0-j0j0> twitter stalk her
16:08 <@Dolemite> Well he just calls her "Mom"
16:08 < fie> She's on teh facebook
16:08 < fie> AND I"M HER ONLY STALKER!
16:08  * fie stabs you with his cutting knife
16:09 < fie> Dolemite, chyeah!
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16:09 < fie> lol
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16:10  * fie lolled
16:11 < fie> m0j0-j0j0, a jorb at that one place would be pretty nice though. It's on the way to her work.... and my car was just repo'd so her and I could easily carpool
16:11 <@m0j0-j0j0> you can bring here for BBQ and Todd and I will be the token gay BBQ couple
16:11 < fie> There's such thing as "token gay bbq couples"
16:11 < fie> wtf, I need to get out more.
16:12 < fie> I'm getting a truck in july though.
16:12 <@m0j0-j0j0> so you're like the repo twins
16:12 < fie> wut?
16:12 <@m0j0-j0j0> didn't your shit just get repo'ed too?
16:13 < fie> "and my car was just repo'd"
16:13 < fie> I was restating that in case you didn't know
16:13 < fie> I always forget what happens on the forums
16:13 < fie> But anyhow, aside from all of the crappy everything going on in my life, things are looking up.
16:14 <@m0j0-j0j0> oh.. I misread it.. I thought you said her got repo'd I was like.. damn.. fie is going to be taken chickFie on dates on the bus
16:14 < fie> lmao
16:14 < fie> chickfie... oh lol
16:14 < fie> if I had made it to CC she totally would have been there.
16:15 < fie> I guess it's cool that I didn't make it though.... since she's driving 1000 miles to pick me up, I know she must like me.
16:15 < fie> And I don't have a huge cock so that's not it either.
16:16 <@m0j0-j0j0> or you got a magic pogo stick
16:17 <@m0j0-j0j0> the real test of love is going to be when she passes out at a con
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16:20 <@m0j0-j0j0> Hey Peachster
16:20 <@m0j0-j0j0> I guess I'm headed to the gym
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16:30 < BlueRanger> woooooot
16:30 < fie> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
16:30 < fie> t
16:33 < BlueRanger> fie
16:33 < fie> sir?
16:33 < BlueRanger> you need to check this out: http://click.email.thinkgeek.com/?qs=11e849b9cbae15465fe973457a9754836308f26d070e47f9bd4dddf289105c43
16:36 < fie> that's pretty awesome...
16:36 < fie> cool but in a nerdy completely not cool kind of away
16:36 < fie> way*
16:37 < fie> http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/other/moodinq_list_zoom.jpg lolz
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23:06 < BlueRanger> jdfjfncd
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23:08 <@mtown_nerd> \o
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