--- Log opened Fri Mar 26 00:00:06 2010 00:30 -!- mtown_nerd [~mtown_ner@c-75-66-129-36.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 00:30 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o mtown_nerd] by ChanServ 00:37 -!- Peaches1984 [mauve@c-69-137-80-31.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 00:38 -!- dc0de [~dc0de@ip68-107-50-177.sd.sd.cox.net] has left #se2600 ["Leaving."] 01:05 -!- mtown_n3rd [~mtown_ner@c-75-66-129-36.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 01:08 -!- mtown_nerd [~mtown_ner@c-75-66-129-36.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 01:14 -!- Peaches1984 [black@c-69-137-80-31.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 01:35 -!- mtown_n3rd [~mtown_ner@c-75-66-129-36.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 01:45 -!- Peaches1984 [black@c-69-137-80-31.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 01:47 -!- dc0de [~dc0de@ip68-107-50-177.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #se2600 01:47 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de] by ChanServ 02:00 <@dc0de> ware: the topic is wrong, you actually consciously enjoy the drama 02:00 <@Dagmar> California's gov't is raising some interesting questions 02:17 <@dc0de> such as? 02:17 <@Dagmar> They're seriously considering fully legalizing in order to get the tax money 02:17 <@Dagmar> ...and now growers are waving money at them 02:18 <@Dagmar> ...and some parts of Humbolt are actually getting pissed about it because they like the extra money it makes just because it's illegal. They don't want it commercialized. 02:18 <@dc0de> funny, I'm thinking about becoming a grower. 02:18 <@Dagmar> It would just be a commodity farm 02:19 <@Dagmar> CNN's a bit excited about it 02:19 <@Dagmar> Heh 02:23 -!- dc0de [~dc0de@ip68-107-50-177.sd.sd.cox.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds] 06:12 -!- Peaches1984 [one@c-69-137-80-31.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 06:37 -!- Mirage [~mirage@96.5.82.18] has quit [Ping timeout: 258 seconds] 07:29 -!- Dolemite [~scott@99-2-141-175.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 248 seconds] 07:31 <@NotLarry> Evilpig: you up? 07:41 -!- aestetix [aestetix@pinky.ratman.org] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 07:44 -!- shunter [~shunter@74-95-221-229-Houston.hfc.comcastbusiness.net] has joined #se2600 07:45 -!- aestetix [~aestetix@pinky.ratman.org] has joined #se2600 07:55 -!- Peaches1984 [one@c-69-137-80-31.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 07:56 -!- Mirage [~mirage@96.5.82.18] has joined #se2600 07:56 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Mirage] by ChanServ 08:29 < ware> [MAINSCREEN]# turn on && setup bomb 08:51 -!- Drag0n` [~nunya@199.180.3.25] has joined #se2600 08:51 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Drag0n`] by ChanServ 08:53 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [~m0j0-j0j0@vnet503-hosoc.mcclatchyinteractive.com] has joined #se2600 08:53 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o m0j0-j0j0] by ChanServ 08:57 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [~m0j0-j0j0@vnet503-hosoc.mcclatchyinteractive.com] has left #se2600 [] 09:37 -!- Dolemite [~scott@99-2-141-175.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 09:43 -!- Dolemite [~scott@99-2-141-175.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds] 09:52 -!- devoid [~devnull@unaffiliated/devemo] has joined #se2600 09:52 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o devoid] by ChanServ 09:54 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [~m0j0-j0j0@vnet503-hosoc.mcclatchyinteractive.com] has joined #se2600 09:54 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o m0j0-j0j0] by ChanServ 10:05 -!- Dolemite [~scott@99-2-141-175.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 10:06 -!- vaneck [~vaneck@96-38-5-122.static.jcsn.tn.charter.com] has joined #se2600 10:06 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o vaneck] by ChanServ 10:13 <@nachoguy> mr0nin 10:15 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Dolemite] by ChanServ 10:15 < shunter> howdy 10:18 -!- Venom_X [~pjacobs@74.61.90.217] has joined #se2600 10:18 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Venom_X] by ChanServ 10:19 -!- Drag0n` [~nunya@199.180.3.25] has quit [Quit: connection reset by year, NTPDate strikes again!!!!] 10:38 -!- vaneck [~vaneck@96-38-5-122.static.jcsn.tn.charter.com] has quit [Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <-] 10:43 -!- Scort [~Sup@unaffiliated/coil] has joined #se2600 10:43 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Scort] by ChanServ 10:47 -!- Scort [~Sup@unaffiliated/coil] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 10:58 <@Dolemite> *sigh* I miss NextGenHacker101 youtube videos. He hasn't posted a new tutorial since August. 11:00 < shunter> He must be busy with tracert 11:02 <@Dolemite> well, yeah, but his students need his guidance! 11:02 <@nachoguy> never heard of it. is it actually good, or are you being sarcastic? 11:04 <@Dolemite> You need to just watch it 11:04 <@Dolemite> It's safe for work 11:04 <@Dolemite> unless laughing milk out of your nose is not safe at your work 11:08 <@Dolemite> This is the pinnacle of his tutorials 11:08 <@Dolemite> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM&feature=video_response 11:12 <@nachoguy> ah, this person is a moron 11:13 <@Dolemite> WHAT?@#%@# 11:13 <@Dolemite> They are the fount of knowledge! 11:14 <@Dolemite> Hrmm, VU just released stats on the new admissions class from this year 11:14 <@Dolemite> 92% of students admitted are in the Top 10% of their high school graduating class 11:14 <@Dolemite> Middle 50% ACT scores range from 31 to 34 11:15 <@Dolemite> Middle 50% SAT range from 1440-1540 11:15 <@Dolemite> This is why we fail at football :( 11:15 <@Dolemite> hahahaha 11:15 <@nachoguy> I'm really hoping that either A. this is a troll or B. 4chan finds this guy and he begins an "epic hack battle" against them. 11:16 <@Dolemite> nachoguy : Are you watching the "Tracer T" tutorial? 11:16 <@nachoguy> yes 11:17 <@nachoguy> I don't normally advocate setting children on fire; in fact I sometimes go several minutes without bringing it up. In this case, kill it with fire 11:18 <@Dolemite> It's excellent fodder for rickrolling Dagmar 11:19 <@nachoguy> hrm, someone from 4chan is aware of him 11:19 <@nachoguy> meh, we'll have to see if/how that plays out 11:20 <@nachoguy> ooh, awesome comment 11:20 <@nachoguy> hal9triple0 11:20 <@nachoguy> hal9triple0 (4 days ago) 11:20 <@nachoguy> I did it! tracer-t worked for me! There were eleven people on Google, and one of them was my neighbor. I gave him a wicked SQL Injection followed by a even more wicked garlic/butter injection. We are 1337! 11:20 <@Dolemite> yeah, I saw that one 11:20 <@Dolemite> c'mon, you have to admit - it was good for a laugh 11:21 <@nachoguy> yeah 11:21 <@nachoguy> I just worry about the people that take this seriously 11:22 <@nachoguy> meh, not my problem, I guess 11:56 -!- NotLarry [~NotLarry@c-76-22-176-23.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds] 12:31 <@Dagmar> Someone really should put that kid out of his misery 12:32 <@Dagmar> It can't be pleasant to go through life without a functioning brain. 12:54 <@Corydon76-dig> http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs478.snc3/26174_1321134081575_1627502079_776884_7888837_n.jpg SFW 12:55 <@Dolemite> rofl 12:56 <@Corydon76-dig> Okay, this is alarming: Since 2002, more couples have filed for bankruptcy than for divorce. 12:57 <@Dolemite> That's because it's too expensive to get a divorce 12:57 <@Dolemite> couples are staying together out of necessity 12:57 <@Dolemite> it's no longer easy 12:58 <@Corydon76-dig> That's from Consumer Credit Counseling Service 12:58 <@Dolemite> Doesn't really surprise me 13:12 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [~m0j0-j0j0@vnet503-hosoc.mcclatchyinteractive.com] has left #se2600 [] 13:25 <@Dagmar> porn -> http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/03/next-steps-for-our-experimental-fiber.html 13:25 <@Dagmar> sfw, tho 13:28 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [~m0j0-j0j0@vnet503-hosoc.mcclatchyinteractive.com] has joined #se2600 13:28 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o m0j0-j0j0] by ChanServ 13:28 < ware> i fucking love NAT 13:28 < ware> i don't care if you premium member, i will ctl+alt+dlt u / you little fuck, i've got year old posts bigger than u/ before i lost weight, back in ninety-eight/ you was wack posting over at gbs i seen u/ then you came to FYAD, switch your demeanor, well - we don't believe you, you need more people/ troll phds of the game, we passed them classes; nobody could read you 05 dudez like we do/ don't let 'em gas you like lowtax; he'll harass you/ trust me on this one - i'll 13:32 -!- Peaches1984 [green@c-69-137-80-31.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 13:35 < ware> i fucking love NAT so much i made this /alias. it makes me orgasm. 13:39 <@Dagmar> wat? 13:40 <@Dagmar> Show us on the doll where the forum troll touched you 13:41 < ware> <--- right there 13:42 < ware> i just love NAT, its awesome 13:42 < ware> makes me want to study my ccna material 13:44 <@Dagmar> http://blog.bkis.com/en/malware-faking-adobe-update/ 13:44 <@Dagmar> So here's a good question... 13:45 <@Dagmar> How much could it *possibly* cost for Adobe to have a few people in a country where they really stand no chance of being prosecuted for it... brutally killed 13:47 <@Dagmar> *fail* http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100326/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_cheaper_e_mail_font 13:47 <@Dagmar> "Newsflash: School saves OMGLOTS money by not printing out fucking emails" 13:52 < ware> lool 13:53 <@Corydon76-dig> Dagmar: or charging students by the page to print 13:54 <@Corydon76-dig> Suddenly students start buying their own toner... 14:21 < aestetix> Hey, I have a PHP regex question. 14:21 < aestetix> I am trying to remove special characters... specifically, hex values 93 and 94 14:21 < aestetix> if I'm in vim and do :s/[\x93]/\"/g that works 14:22 < aestetix> but in php, preg_replace("/[\x93]/","'",$string) doesn't 14:22 < aestetix> any idea why? 14:23 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [~m0j0-j0j0@vnet503-hosoc.mcclatchyinteractive.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 14:24 <@Dolemite> well, first off, for something like that you should use strtr instead of preg_replace 14:25 < aestetix> ok 14:28 <@Dolemite> what's the complete line that you're using in your code? 14:29 < aestetix> I just changed it to this 14:29 < aestetix> strtr($row["longdescription"],"\x92","'"); 14:30 <@Dolemite> dunno if the "\x92" is valid in that, you may have to use chr() 14:30 <@Dolemite> did that work for you? 14:30 < aestetix> trying hold on 14:30 <@Dolemite> of course, you put 92 there and earlier said you wanted 93/94 14:31 < aestetix> well, 92/93/94 14:32 <@Dolemite> according to docs online, the hex notation should work fine 14:34 < aestetix> hmm, nope 14:34 <@Dolemite> pastebin in 14:35 <@Dolemite> it 14:35 < aestetix> well, the thing is.... it's getting this data from a database. 14:35 < aestetix> but sure hold on 14:36 < aestetix> http://pastebin.ca/1853251 14:36 < aestetix> (note, this is not my original code) 14:36 <@Dolemite> well there's your problem 14:36 <@Dolemite> "This function returns a copy of str , translating all occurrences of each character in from to the corresponding character in to ." 14:37 <@Dolemite> The functions don't alter the string you feed it, they return a copy that has been altered. I figured that was your issue. 14:37 < aestetix> ahh 14:37 <@Dolemite> Your preg_replace is probably ok, too. You just need to alter it to $newRow = preg_replace( blah ); 14:38 <@Dolemite> but it's still recommended to use strtr over preg_replace for simple translations - it's much faster 14:39 <@Dolemite> I typically assign the result back to the source string 14:39 <@Dolemite> $buffer = preg_replace( $pattern, $replacement, $buffer ); 14:44 <@Corydon76-dig> http://www.aticketforrush.com/ 14:46 -!- Venom_X [~pjacobs@74.61.90.217] has quit [Quit: Venom_X] 14:48 <@Dagmar> What the fuck is WRONG with reality this week 14:48 <@Dagmar> John McCain actually, willingly had Sarah Palin speak for him? 14:48 <@Dagmar> WHaaaat the fuck 14:49 <@Corydon76-dig> Dagmar: not terribly surprising 14:50 <@Corydon76-dig> We've known McCain has been going senile for awhile 14:50 <@Dagmar> Who is pulling his strings I wonder 14:50 <@Dagmar> I thought he was smarter than to let that crazy bitch get anywhere near him 14:51 <@Dagmar> I'm looking at CNN right now and she's just talking nonsense 14:51 <@Dagmar> "PLatitude, homily, platitude, platitude homily..." 14:53 -!- jb7od_ [~itsME@adsl-065-080-187-241.sip.bna.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 14:53 <@Dagmar> Like, the biggest possible warning sign I can think of is that they're simultaneously claiming to be rebels and that they're clamoring for smaller govertment, when they're fucking establishmentarian republicans who want larger gov't 14:53 * unixfg is tired of having to explain to people that he can't specify a port for their websites in our zonefiles 14:53 * unixfg also can't maintain third-person narrative to save his life 14:54 <@Corydon76-dig> Dagmar: Manchurian Candidate 14:55 <@Dagmar> Does she even know where Manchuria is? ;) 14:59 <@Dolemite> careful, she may think Machurian is an epithet aimed at her downs baby 15:00 <@Dagmar> It's not our fault some of her kids bred true 15:01 <@Corydon76-dig> Nah, the issue is that she should have had her tubes tied when she hit 40 15:02 <@Dolemite> If you're over 35 when pregnant you are considered high risk and they try to talk you into getting amniotic fluid tests 15:02 <@Corydon76-dig> Downs Syndrome is a risk the older a woman is during pregnancy 15:02 <@Dolemite> yep 15:03 <@Dolemite> tie those tubes at 36 15:03 <@Corydon76-dig> and while it's wonderful that we treat people with Downs Syndrome with respect, it's more important that we avoid bringing kids into this world with severe birth defects 15:07 <@Dolemite> Hrmm. BlizzCon is Oct 22-23 this year. 15:08 <@Dolemite> Something to be aware of when planning PN 15:11 <@Corydon76-dig> I'm aware, and that weekend is out, anyway, as the hotel isn't available 15:11 <@Corydon76-dig> We're looking at the 8th or 15th 15:11 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [~m0j0-j0j0@vnet503-hosoc.mcclatchyinteractive.com] has joined #se2600 15:11 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o m0j0-j0j0] by ChanServ 15:11 <@Dolemite> Of November? 15:11 <@Corydon76-dig> of October 15:11 <@Dolemite> Ok, whew, would hate to get closer to Turkey Day 15:12 <@Dolemite> Surprised the hotel is already booked for Oct 22 15:12 <@m0j0-j0j0> PN? 15:12 <@Corydon76-dig> Dolemite: just Saturday night, the ballroom. Parking would conflict, too 15:12 <@Dolemite> yep 15:13 <@Corydon76-dig> But we have those two dates marked in Lamar's calendar 15:13 <@Dolemite> Hopefully one of them will be an away/bye week 15:14 <@Corydon76-dig> Given past schedule, I'd say it's unlikely that either of them will be the bye, but it's likely one of them will be away 15:14 <@Dolemite> yep 15:14 <@Dolemite> Though it's possible that one may be a MNF week 15:14 <@Corydon76-dig> MNF? 15:15 <@Dolemite> Monday Night Football 15:15 <@Corydon76-dig> Ah 15:15 < ware> So I'm out with my niece at our local shopping mall here in 15:15 < ware> Philadelphia, called the Gallery, we had just gotten some delicious 15:15 < ware> banana yogurt shakes...and who do we see but Mr. Hasselhoff! He was 15:15 < ware> signing sneakers at Foot Locker, apparently he has a new line of 15:16 < ware> Sketchers out or something (?) and there he was. I told him that I 15:16 < ware> used to wish i had a car like Kitt and he laughed and then i laughed 15:16 < ware> and then he got really serious all of a sudden.He leaned close and 15:16 < ware> whispered to me that Kitt was real. He said he could press a button 15:16 < ware> and Kitt would come flying into the mall right there running over 15:16 < ware> people and causing massive havoc. I'm not sure if he was kidding or 15:16 < ware> not but my niece got real scared and spilled her banana yogurt shake. 15:16 < ware> Is this unusual for Mr. Hasselhoff to act like this? This is our 15:16 < ware> first David sighting and to be honest i was a little nervous. 15:17 <@Dolemite> Well, reader, let me start out by saying that yes, this is unusual for The Hoff. 15:17 <@Dolemite> Normally he's too drunk to speak intelligibly or to sign his name. 15:27 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [~m0j0-j0j0@vnet503-hosoc.mcclatchyinteractive.com] has left #se2600 [] 15:49 -!- Peaches1984 [green@c-69-137-80-31.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 16:26 -!- jb7od_ [~itsME@adsl-065-080-187-241.sip.bna.bellsouth.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 16:26 < ware> haha 16:36 < ware> Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls? 16:37 -!- Venom_X [~pjacobs@74.61.90.217] has joined #se2600 16:37 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Venom_X] by ChanServ 16:39 < ware> Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was facebook stalking this really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML 16:39 < ware> Today, holding my newborn baby and yearning for some affection from my mother, I asked my mom what the best day of her life was, hoping she would say the day I was born. Her answer? "The day you moved out." She was serious. FML 17:04 -!- Peaches1984 [mauve@c-69-137-80-31.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 17:48 -!- Venom_X [~pjacobs@74.61.90.217] has quit [Quit: Venom_X] 18:50 -!- hobbes615 [~hobbes@unaffiliated/hobbes615] has joined #se2600 18:51 -!- dc0de [~dc0de@ip68-107-50-177.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #se2600 18:51 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de] by ChanServ 18:52 <@dc0de> Speak ware, with your words of wisdom! 18:54 <@nachoguy> it's been a long time since I had wanted the ability to cause pain through a network this badly 18:55 -!- dc0de [~dc0de@ip68-107-50-177.sd.sd.cox.net] has quit [Client Quit] 19:02 -!- emwav [~me@cpe-069-134-238-189.nc.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 19:10 < ware> 19:10 Aliases: 19:10 < ware> 19:10 fml script exec use LWP::Simple\; my \$line = LWP::Simple::get(q!http://www.fmylife.com/random!)\; if (\$line =~ /