--- Log opened Tue Mar 02 00:00:06 2010
02:01 < fie> Best MVC API for PHP?
02:20 < Mercster> bring da muthafuckin ruckus
02:20 < Mercster> GHOST FACE
02:20 < Mercster> CATCH tha BLAST of a HYPE VERSE
02:21 < Mercster> my glock BURST
02:21 < Mercster> leave in a HEARSE?
02:21 < Mercster> i did WORSE
02:22 < Mercster> wu tang SLANG, i leave ya headpiece HANGIN'
02:23 < Mercster> charge like a BULL an' git pulled like a TRIGGA
02:23 < Mercster> yo
02:23 < Mercster> im more rugged than slave man BOOTZ
02:24 < Mercster> new RECRUIZ
02:24 < Mercster> im fuckin up mc CREWZ
02:24 < Mercster> i break LOOSE
02:24 < Mercster> and TRAMPLE shit while i STOMP
02:24 < Mercster> a mudhole in dat ass cuz im straight out tha SWAMP
02:25 < Mercster> creepin up on SIGHT
02:25 < Mercster> cuz its FIGHT NIGHT
02:26 < Mercster> mo' deadly than an AXE
02:26 < Mercster> choppin thru ya BACK
02:26 < Mercster> givin bystandars HEART ATTACKZ
02:27 < Mercster> you wanna bring it, so FUCK IT
02:27 < Mercster> come on an bring tha RUCKUS
02:28 < Mercster> an ill be provikin niggaz ta kick BUCKETZ
02:28 < Mercster> its not tha russian its tha WU TANG
02:28 < Mercster> CRUSHIN
02:29 < Mercster> roulette, SLIP UP, ya git
02:29 < Mercster> FUCKED
02:29 < Mercster> like SUZETTE
02:29 < Mercster> bring da muthafuckin ruckus
02:29 < Mercster> "en guard, ill let you try my wu tang style"
02:29 < Mercster> SO BRING IT ON
02:29 < Mercster> BRING IT ON
02:29 < Mercster> BRING IT ON
02:30 < Mercster> BRING IT ON
02:30 < Mercster> NIGGA
02:37 < Mercster> if i could only reach you
02:37 < Mercster> that would really be a breakthrough
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02:51 < fie> where's coil when you need someone for an example.
02:52 < fie> coil, you didn't show up to the office on time today.
02:52 < fie> This is your first warning. If you let it happen again we are going to have to suspend you.
02:53 < fie> And there's been some talk that you have shown some signs of drug use so if HR sees fit you may be tested so square your shit away.
02:58 < Mercster> since none of you can see
02:58 < Mercster> i wont waste your time with special effects
03:02 < Mercster> OOH YEAH
03:07 < fie> Mercster, script-off
03:08 < fie> Mercster, SCRIPTOFF!?
03:09  * Mercster scripts off on fie's upturned ass
03:09  * fie listens to bring da ruckus radio
03:09 < fie> YO GHOST WHAT UP WIT YOU ALL NIGGAS
03:10 < fie> Mercster, I am a dude and have shared a straw with a popular unnamed gay haxor
03:10 < fie> (ware)
03:10 < fie> and unnamed person has now given me things that you don't want.
03:10 < fie> that's a lie
03:10 < fie> I made it all up
03:10 < Mercster> sorry i already believe it
03:11 < fie> Mercster, ware got the hooker-cock-rage-zombie disease.... I was there....
03:12 < fie> Mercster, you know who I like.... busta rhymes
03:12 < fie> I'm gay for him
03:12 < Mercster> the hooker had a cock? i believe it :(
03:12 < Mercster> uea busta bust is pretty good
03:12 < fie> Mercster, no... the disease causes you to go into a rage for cock
03:13 < fie> flip it on them!
03:13 < Mercster> flip mode
03:13 < fie> flip mode is the greatest!
03:13 < Mercster> puffy is good, but slim shady is for the childen!
03:14 < fie> php -r 'print passthru("cat /dev/random");'
03:14 < fie> Mercster, White people aren't allowed to be respected.
03:14 < fie> puffy/slim for the uberlose
03:15 < fie> Mercster, Did you know I make rap music?
03:15 < Mercster> rip-rap-rappity-doo
03:15 < Mercster> like bill cosby?
03:16 < fie> No, like a 13 year old white boy from orange county
03:17 < Mercster> pretty impressive
03:17 < fie> Mercster, You interested?
03:17 < Mercster> im interested like yo crotch infested
03:18 < fie> terribly?
03:18 < Mercster> terribly, like hair on me
03:18 < fie> Mercster, pics or it didn't happen.
03:19 < fie> Mercster, if you think you can handle my phat rhymez.... http://myspace.com/fietronic
03:19 < Mercster> pics or it didnt happen, in yo mouth my dick me slappin'
03:19 < Mercster> gimme another word, ill put it in another verse
03:19 < Mercster> you think you on eye-are-see, but instead you in a battle wit me
03:19 < fie> You slappin like your pappy be slappin and mackin on your sister when he hits her and when he's done i'm gonna fist her
03:20 < fie> It's easy to battle when there's no beat or black people telling you how white you are.
03:23 < Mercster> is that fie like fee, the same price i payed for your daddy and me to spree freely on your momma who's weak and comes off at the knees when i fling my weewee at her, crotch sproutin' a tree
03:25 < Mercster> or is that fie, like high, which is get when i smoke your triflin' rhymes and buy a miller high life, get drunk and try for a while to float free in the sky
03:25 < Mercster> fee or fye, i call you a gay guy
03:25 < Mercster> whats next, a dick in my eye?
03:25 < Mercster> come with it, im ready to die
03:26 < Mercster> nay or aye
03:26 < Mercster> dont cry
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03:31 < fie> I wrote a bunch of things that rhymed about you having STDs and how your weed is not as superrior as mine and how drug addict suck cum from your ass and in turn give you herpes..... and then I realized none of it made sense.
03:31 < Mercster> well at least you tried
03:31 < fie> Yeah your mother got the point anyway
03:31 < fie> FISTACUFFS!
03:31 < fie> Mercster, have you seen that rap battle video?
03:31 < Mercster> which one
03:32 < fie> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk
03:32 < Mercster> haha
03:33 < Mercster> ive done shit like that, tried to interpret rap ebonics
03:33 < Mercster> hahaha
03:33 < Mercster> thats pretty good
03:33 < fie> watch til the end
03:34 < Mercster> "and ill tell you what she said was not very generous, sir"
03:34 < Mercster> haha
03:34 < Mercster> HAHA
03:35 < Mercster> YOU SIR ARE THE HOMOSEXUAL
03:35 < fie> FISTICUFFS!
03:35 < fie> I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!
03:35 < Mercster> thats pretty damn good
03:35 < Mercster> oh damn
03:35 < Mercster> dude snaps
03:35 < fie> Yeah, good shit
03:36 < Mercster> perfect music
03:36 < Mercster> yeah thats a good one
03:36 < fie> Now that's what I call a rap BATTLE!
03:36 < fie> HAH!
03:36 < Mercster> no doubt
03:36 < Mercster> thats one of the most hilarious youtube videos ive seen
03:36 < fie> I really really wish I could freestyle so me and the dude from dual core could battle
03:36 < Mercster> score one for fie
03:36 < fie> I'd pwn him.... if I were good
03:36 < fie> fie++;
03:36 < Mercster> oh that guy
03:37 < Mercster> he's ok
03:37 < Mercster> he's a good guy
03:37 < Mercster> but he really cant freestyle
03:37 < fie> Mercster, mmhmm
03:37 < Mercster> well
03:37 < Mercster> not drunk anyway
03:37 < fie> HAH! Experiences!
03:37 < Mercster> i bought his CD
03:37 < Mercster> at the phreaknic before last
03:37 < fie> I think that don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood is better than the movies it parodies.
03:38 < Mercster> just cuz i respected him showing up
03:38 < fie> I obtained his CD after the phreaknic after the one before last
03:39 < fie> Mercster, did you see his interview on hak5?
03:39 < Mercster> nope
03:39 < fie> (ps, i'm not a hak5-fag and I have proof
03:39 < Mercster> i dunno what hak5 is
03:39 < fie> the interview was lame so I won't link you to it.
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03:39 < Mercster> so you could be a hak5 fag and i wouldnt know it
03:40 < fie> Mercster, it's a "hacking" web show
03:40 < Mercster> hax0ring>?
03:40 < fie> You saw kevin rose's hax0r show?
03:40 < Mercster> i aint seen shit
03:40 < fie> Good
03:40 < fie> it's all crap
03:41 < Mercster> thats why i aint seen it
03:41 < Mercster> man
03:41 < Mercster> i need one of those "save this flash video" plugins
03:41 < fie> So hak5 is a hacking show hosted by actors...
03:41 < Mercster> cuz that one you linked it awesome
03:41 < Mercster> actors?
03:41 < fie> yes
03:43 < fie> Because apparently the masses can't handle being educated by introverted nerds.
03:43 < fie> So this one time I saw Patrick Norton at Defcon and he was really short and I was like "lol"
03:44 < fie> This one time I used to watch ZDTV a lot then I watched TV less a lot and then I watched all of about 3 hours of G4
03:44 < fie> TechTV*
03:44 < fie> I don't understand why I'm talking about technology related television.
03:47 < Mercster> me neither
03:47 < Mercster> i do like a couple of hot chicks on G4
03:47 < Mercster> not morgan web she's a hag
03:47 < Mercster> whats the other one
03:48 < Mercster> also the one who was on 'cheaters'
03:48 < Mercster> she's some dumb whore they got to read cue-cards but she's hot
03:50 < Mercster> HA! kristen holt
03:50 < Mercster> as i was urinating her name came to me
03:51 < Mercster> then that other whore from attack of the show
03:51 < Mercster> her ass looks large enough for a good roll in the hay
03:54 < fie> Your mother is like pi, so irrational. When I get between her thighs and give her this fat pickle she looks me in the eyes and asks to thrash the hole. So I hit it til it bleeds, it's time to germinate my seeds you can check it out on my RSS feeds. So please don't tease when you say you want to beat your mom to death, after I shit on her chest, don't hold back smoke some crack and just start beating and smacking cuz she likes it like that while I hit it from the ba
03:54 < fie> ck and even though I'm the mack I know you got my back. Don't get me wrong I'm not gonna hit it and quit it cuz you know when I'm up in it I like to take my dick and spin it because I know it's what she wants when I'm stretchin her cunts and when you're missing your blunts just know it's because your mom wanted some to top off my cum splattered on her gums. hit the green after my peen it's so long and mean and I think she might be keen so tell your dad to get the f
03:54 < fie> uck out cuz your moms is filled with spunk now.
03:54 < fie> wiki wiki wikipedia
03:56 < Mercster> You? are a weak, timid and unstrustworthy homosexual
03:56 < Mercster> rofl
03:57 < Mercster> that url rules man
03:57 < Mercster> im still watching it
03:57 < Mercster> i cant stop hitting replay
03:57 < Mercster> i wanna hear the original audio
03:59 < Mercster> "activities which I and my companions look down upon"
03:59  * Mercster diez
04:00 < fie> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L46YHbrgChw
04:01 < fie> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfRtS1YfbIw is better
04:01 < fie> and the actual video
04:02 < fie> I ought to go program stuff
04:02 < fie> I'm around
04:05 < fie> I would love to know which con Mr Strowger will be attending in a few weeks if either
04:05  * fie is tired of ruckus radio
04:05 < fie> LIKE IT WAS 1980!
04:06 < fie> that's code for it's time to consume substances through alternative methods.
04:08 < fie> I was reading a patent the other day on a permanent magnet motor and the dude's idea is based on the idea put forward by him of "[an unnamed sub-atomic particle]"
04:09 < Mercster> thats funny
04:09 < fie> Or rather, no.... it was just an unnamed particle.... as in not even part of an atom
04:09 < fie> not photons
04:09 < Mercster> if only the freestyle was as good as the faux "tanslation"
04:09 < Mercster> yo git out my face son
04:09 < Mercster> yo git out my face son
04:09 < Mercster> POW
04:09 < fie> FISTICUFFS!
04:10 < Mercster> dude did ask for it
04:10 < Mercster> both sides at fault there
04:10 < Mercster> you can sit back and nod your head but dont put your bill in anotha niggaz face
04:11 < Mercster> still, the translation is hilarious
04:11 < fie> Mercster, I don't think it's worth analyzing anything done by punks
04:11 < Mercster> well im just sayin, ive seen a lot of rap battles
04:11 < Mercster> and it never got to that point
04:11 < Mercster> so i guess im trying to analyze it
04:11 < Mercster> but it shouldnt have happened
04:11 < fie> Oh, humanity.
04:11 < Mercster> thing is dude backed off
04:12 < Mercster> and he still socked him
04:12 < Mercster> SHAZAM
04:12 < fie> FISTICUFFS!
04:12 < fie> Mercster, which genre musics do you enjoy?
04:13 < Mercster> mostly classic rock and rap
04:13 < Mercster> led zeppelin and 2pac
04:13 < Mercster> the beatles and wu tang
04:13 < fie> Have you heard 1980?
04:13 < Mercster> frank zappa and outkast
04:13 < Mercster> 1980? nope
04:14 < fie> Mercster, and before I force you to make an http request.....
04:14 < fie> like the stones?
04:14 < fie> if so what is your favoritest song?
04:14 < Mercster> i aint frontin, but i really dont like the rolling stones
04:15 < fie> Ok
04:15 < fie> Favorite beatles song?
04:15 < Mercster> hm
04:15 < Mercster> thats uh
04:15 < Mercster> thats a bit broad
04:15 < Mercster> something off the white album
04:15 < Mercster> helter skelter
04:15 < fie> come together, right now, over me... DO DO DO DO
04:16 < Mercster> that's abgbey road
04:16 < Mercster> another great albun
04:16 < Mercster> m
04:16 < fie> anyway, commence uri transfer process
04:16 < Mercster> hit me with it, ill listen
04:16 < fie> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfNluQ888g4
04:16 < Mercster> haha
04:16 < fie> it's best if you crank it to 11
04:16 < Mercster> gondor
04:16 < fie> also keep listening
04:16 < fie> it's awesome
04:17 < Mercster> haha
04:18 < Mercster> well thats funny
04:18 < Mercster> have you ever seen "everyday normal guy"
04:18 < Mercster> you'd like it
04:18 < fie> Nah, tv show?
04:18 < Mercster> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
04:18 < fie> one sec, have to finish listening to this.
04:18 < Mercster> o/~ im just a regular everyday normal guy
04:19 < fie> Mercster, what syntax is that?
04:19 < fie> I'm guessing perl RE
04:19 < Mercster> I GOT SIX HUNDRED DOLLAZ IN THE BANK
04:19 < Mercster> MUTHAFUCKA
04:19 < fie> That sounds really familiar
04:19 < fie> I bet I've seen it
04:19 < Mercster> AND MY SEXUAL PERFORMANCES ARE AVERAGE
04:19 < fie> TELL YOUR GIRL TO STOP PAGIN ME
04:19 < Mercster> some comedian
04:19 < fie> I GOTA GOTA GOTTA GOTTA GOOOOLD CHAIN
04:19 < fie> I'm on coocaaain
04:20 < fie> I'm like yo maing
04:20 < Mercster> fie: ok trust me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
04:20 < fie> Mercster, I trust you man, I trust you. With a relationship like ours we gotta have trust.
04:21 < fie> I just needed to finish 1980 while I snorted my coke through a 6 foot straw on lollerskates
04:21 < fie> Damn it, fucking openbox, eat my nuts.
04:22 < fie> Lol, I'm pretty sure I've seen this in passing somewhere.
04:22 < fie> like at a friend's house...
04:22 < fie> Does this dude have an album or did he just make this song?
04:23 < Mercster> he's some comedian, thats all i know
04:23 < fie> Mercster, You didn't finish watching 1980
04:23 < Mercster> apparently there's a sequel
04:24 < fie> I need to make rhymez like this... I like to write like crappy 80s style lyrics
04:25 < fie> It says there's an album on itunes
04:25 < fie> Mercster, have you heard of rappy mcrapperson?
05:02 < fie> There was a guy
05:03 < fie> and underwater guy who controlled the sea
05:06 < fie> I want to hang out with Mercster, ware, and coil a the same time.
05:06  * fie is going to bring bear mace just in case.
05:07 < fie> (to protect against drunken brawls and drunken rape)
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05:27 < Mercster> yeah that'd be pretty choice
05:28 < fie> Mercster, Oh, hi.
05:29 < fie> Designing databases is much like learning databases (grammarz).... the more you look into it the more there is.
05:29 < fie> When you're learning there's always more....
05:29 < fie> when you're designing there's always more to add/change/edit
05:30 < fie> This observation brought to you by the letter fie and the number 37
05:30 < Mercster> ive always believed sysadmin/db admin was closer to language grammar
05:30 < Mercster> than programminhg
05:30 < fie> This message has been made possible because of hackers like you.
05:31 < fie> Mercster, Eh? I think you interpreted my meaning incorrectly
05:32 < fie> Because I'm not sure what the hell you're talking about.
05:32 < Mercster> is designing databases more like math or like grammar?
05:33 < Mercster> ANSWER NOW
05:33 < Mercster> MATH OR GRAMMAR
05:33 < fie> Neither.
05:34 < Mercster> pfft
05:34 < Mercster> cheater
05:34 < fie> Designing databases is like painting
05:34 < Mercster> never mind then
05:34 < Mercster> NEVER
05:34 < Mercster> FUCKING
05:34 < Mercster> MIND
05:34 < fie> Mercster, u want more drugs?
05:34 < Mercster> plz
05:35 < fie> tar -czf black,tgz heroin
05:36 < fie> set your computer to receive a file
05:36  * Mercster chops
05:37 < fie> Mercster, You ever see hax0rz?
05:37 < fie> Mercster, actually, databases are more like legos
05:38 < Mercster> k wrong
05:38 < fie> except more like an erector set
05:38 < Mercster> listen
05:38 < Mercster> its more like grammar than math
05:38 < fie> except more like baseball
05:38 < Mercster> if you want an out, ill say lego is more like grammar than math
05:38 < fie> lego is like grammar with math
05:38 < Mercster> so if you sday its more like lego, its more like grammar anyway
05:38 < Mercster> thanks for agreeing with me
05:38 < Mercster> OH YEAH
05:38 < fie> so databases are like mathematical grammar
05:39 < fie> Mercster, you've had this argument with someone before?
05:41 < Mercster> only inside my mind
05:41 < fie> Oh ok
05:41 < Mercster> i think programming has more to do with math, and that administration has to do with grammar
05:42 < Mercster> its a theory i havent seen proven wrong
05:42 < fie> Administration has to do with smiling as you fix stupid problems.
05:42 < fie> Mercster, aside from it not making sense.
05:42 < fie> It's totally accurate.
05:43 < Mercster> doesnt need to make sense to be accurate
05:43 < Mercster> sense is subjective
05:43 < Mercster> accuracy is objective
05:43 < fie> your logic is defective
05:43 < Mercster> i doubt you know what logic is
05:44 < fie> Mercster, which type do you want to know about?
05:44 < Mercster> the type you learned about in a classroom
05:44 < Mercster> tell me ALLLLLLLLLL ABOUT IT
05:44 < fie> Mercster, there are multiple types of logic
05:45 < fie> Mercster, also, you're absolutely right, I don't know shit about logic.
05:45 < fie> I just make shit up as I go.
05:45 < fie> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logic
05:46 < Mercster> i hear ya
05:46 < fie> There's over 9000 types of logic and they are all ready and willing to rape children
05:46 < Mercster> i still say that programmatic thought has more to do with math than the sort of discipline it takes to do database or system administration
05:47 < Mercster> which is based more on grammatical constructas
05:47 < Mercster> constructs
05:47 < Mercster> coonstructs
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05:48 < fie> Mercster, it's different types of logic.
05:49 < Mercster> administration tends to deal with larger atoms
05:49 < Mercster> it's atomic and discrete
05:49 < Mercster> programming deals with tiny little "bits"
05:49 < Mercster> moving here and there
05:49 < fie> let me redo the lego thing... databases are like legos except you have to build something and you only have a certain number of pieces so you have to use them as effectively as possible.
05:49 < Mercster> right
05:49 < Mercster> i agree with you there
05:50 < Mercster> it is coarser
05:50 < Mercster> programming tends to be fine grained
05:50 < fie> And as far as programming... depends on what you are talking about specifically.
05:50 < Mercster> administration is less so
05:50 < fie> Anyone doing anything with lisp will tell you to eat a cock
05:50 < Mercster> well i agree, programming can be fine or coarse grained, but its usually more fine grained
05:50 < fie> I don't see what administration has to do with anything?
05:50 < Mercster> it's also very rigid
05:51 < fie> Define administration.
05:51 < Mercster> administration is what happens wgen you dont have fine-grained control over a system
05:51 < Mercster> s/wgen/when
05:52 < fie> Administration is what happens when you didn't learn anything in college.
05:52 < Mercster> its about putting large datum in place within the confined of logic
05:52 < Mercster> but it's not as mathematical as programming
05:52 < Mercster> confines
05:53 < Mercster> please excuse my spelling, IM DRUNK
05:54 < fie> With databases are information logic. Programming *for the most part* is systematic logic.
05:54 < Mercster> all im saying (and i think i have enough experience to be accurate) is that programming tends to include a lot more mathematical thinking
05:54 < fie> Of course...
05:54 < Mercster> and administration, while just as legitimate a pursuit and not necessarily any less skillful, deals in a more grammatical context
05:55 < Mercster> putting larger pieces together
05:55 < Mercster> one moment, i have to piss
05:55 < fie> you say administration?
05:55 < fie> as in database administration?
05:55 < fie> Ok, don't miss the race.
05:56 < Mercster> ok
05:57 < Mercster> i happen to know from a great deal of experience that programmers are often competent in managing the finest details of an algorithm or a function, but would be poor at putting together larger sections of an engineered process
05:59 < fie> I can't help but be full of myself but I'm just as good at everything.
05:59 < Mercster> likewise administrators, whether it be of a database platform or systems in general, tend to be skillfull at engineering soup-to-nuts processes but not so good at figuring out the minutiae of an algorithm
06:00 < Mercster> you may well be good at both and that is to be appreciated
06:00 < Mercster> but it's rarer than being good at one or the other
06:00 < Mercster> i hope you're paid well
06:01 < fie> I'm working on that....
06:01 < fie> My last job didn't flex my skillz
06:01 < fie> I'd make a great gap-filler for a team
06:02 < Mercster> sounds like
06:02 < fie> I also do design and music and photography and writing
06:02 < Mercster> well arent you a renaissance man
06:03 < Mercster> tell me you have a large penis and YOU'RE IN
06:03 < fie> yeah, let's have babies?
06:03 < Mercster> YOU'RE MY EVERYTHING
06:03 < fie> OMGSEKZ
06:03 < Mercster> ;)
06:03 < fie> I will give you one thing about this topic... I can't wear my programming hat while working on databases.
06:04 < Mercster> well it's generally not appropriate, except that a db administator needs to be able to understand the requirements of the programmers
06:05 < Mercster> the process as a whole has requirements, and they are fulfilled in general by two pieces of the pie: who designs the structures, and who mines data from them
06:05 < fie> Lol....... I team with the side of DBAs
06:05 < fie> I find it beyond amusing when dbas call programmers retarded
06:06 < Mercster> the administrators require enough sense to know how the data is to be processed, and the programmers implement the fine-grained process
06:06 < Mercster> well, to a DBA programmers are often retarded
06:06 < Mercster> and vice versa
06:06 < Mercster> again, it highlights the differences of the two disciplines
06:06 < Mercster> a well oiled team  respects both jobs
06:07 < fie> Programmers are like rain-man... DBAs are like tom cruise.
06:07 < Mercster> and is able to come up with solutions
06:07 < fie> emphasis on tom cruise.
06:07 < fie> and not rain man's brother.
06:07 < Mercster> a programmer is useless without a good administrator, and an administrator is hopeless without good programmers
06:07 < Mercster> that is my way of seeing it
06:08 < fie> I don't have mucho team skills.
06:08 < Mercster> most of my work experiences have been in large-ish companies with a room for both
06:08 < Mercster> and the overall business suffers if the two arent in harmony
06:09 < Mercster> fie: why you dont have team skills is a management problem, but you'd get along fine if there was 1) good management and 2) good administrators :)
06:10 < Mercster> programmers dont need to be awesome team players, they just need to bang out code that fits the requirements
06:10 < Mercster> the requirements are defined by the client
06:11 < Mercster> the structure is hopefully defined by good administrators
06:11 < fie> I've not been on any type of managed team before and when it's like me and someone else if they aren' t above my level I get very frustrated
06:11 < Mercster> well again, mentoring or managing others may or may not be a part of your requirements
06:12 < Mercster> in this economy and in certain situations, the distinction im drawing is often blurred
06:12 < Mercster> you said you're good at both
06:12 < Mercster> which is excellent
06:13 < fie> Mercster, I has job now?
06:13 < Mercster> if someone can both engineer processes and write code to connect the dots, well, you probably have a jpb
06:13 < Mercster> haha
06:13 < Mercster> right
06:13 < Mercster> dont ask me for a job, *I* need a job
06:13 < Mercster> and i cant code
06:14 < Mercster> im pretty good at engineering processes though
06:14 < fie> What do you mean engineering processes?
06:15 < Mercster> ... i mean putting together the pieces of programmed logic to satisfy the needs of a client
06:16 < fie> Got ya
06:16 < Mercster> let's say we have a client who needs to process orders for their clientsd
06:17 < Mercster> -d
06:17 < fie> I was trying to talk to some dudes from kentucky at neighborcon who had a web dev company
06:17 < Mercster> we need to accept data from the end user, process it, store it in a meaningful fashion and deliver the data to our client
06:18 < fie> I was up for like 2 days at this point... but I kept trying to get them to recognize the importants of doing data management for businesses.
06:18 < Mercster> im good at piecing together the data, moving it from the processing stage to the storing stage, and then delivering it in a format that is useable by our client
06:18 < fie> There's a ton of money in it but it wasn't part of what they offered even though they had the skills to do it.
06:19 < Mercster> i put those thing together with glue and understand the most accurate and efficient ways of doing that
06:19 < Mercster> the programmer however is good at the fine grained stuff...he'll be able to parse the data as it comes in
06:19 < Mercster> he'll be able to control the flow of data
06:19 < fie> Mercster, I understand what you mean.... you use the classes/functions that the programmers make to do what needs to be done.
06:20 < Mercster> right
06:20 < Mercster> the programmers are good at the specific stuff, but they arent so good at the organizational part, the larger picture
06:20 < Mercster> im an administrator
06:20 < Mercster> i engineer processes
06:20 < Mercster> in addition to mundane things like, giving the programmers an environment to work in
06:21 < Mercster> which is a large part of it
06:21 < Mercster> "configuration management" is the old term for it
06:21 < Mercster> here's your compiler, here's your packages, here's your tools
06:21 < fie> You use administrator in a different sense than I do.
06:22 < fie> Administrators don't create
06:22 < Mercster> im not talking helpdesk :)
06:22 < Mercster> helpdesk is a damn fine position, i dont mean to take anything away from it
06:22 < Mercster> they are needed as well
06:23 < Mercster> but they arent administrators
06:23 < Mercster> helpdesk has different clients
06:23 < Mercster> there's overlap of course
06:24 < Mercster> but the requirements are different
06:24 < fie> Well there's Sysadmin, netadmin, and dba....
06:24 < Mercster> fie: maybe i mean systems engineers, that may better describe what you're thikning of. but of course, systems engineers also used to mean hacking kernels and build environments to a degree that i wouldnt be comfortable with
06:24 < fie> Administrator by default will mean sysadmin
06:25 < Mercster> i guess i mean system engineer then
06:25 < Mercster> the playing field has moved on me
06:26 < fie> It's weird now that works
06:26 < Mercster> yeah, the naming of jbs
06:26 < Mercster> jobs
06:26 < fie> *admin actually creates/develops except for system admin
06:27 < fie> (as their main task I mean)
06:27 < Mercster> at may last position it went like this: systems analyst -> systems admin -> systems specialist -> systems analyst
06:28 < Mercster> i was a systems specialist
06:28 < Mercster> the entire company only had one systems analust
06:28 < Mercster> analyst
06:28 < Mercster> wait i fucked that yup
06:28  * Mercster tries to remember
06:28 < Mercster> systems analyst -> systems admin -> systems specialist -> systems...damn, something
06:29 < Mercster> i dont remember what the highest level was
06:29 < fie> I wish I could order my tables
06:29 < Mercster> something about uh
06:29 < fie> or group my tables
06:29 < fie> systems developer?
06:29  * fie shrugs
06:30 < Mercster> no, whats the word
06:30 < fie> systems rapist
06:30 < Mercster> consultant
06:30 < Mercster> ?
06:30 < Mercster> it was something about like, you go to this guy with questions
06:30 < fie> consultant doesn't do anything
06:30 < Mercster> i think consultant was it
06:30 < Mercster> no he did a lot
06:30 < Mercster> he was bascially one of us, he just did more
06:30 < Mercster> he had more input
06:30 < fie> Hmmm
06:30 < Mercster> im pretty sure it was consultant
06:31 < Mercster> its different wherever you go
06:31 < Mercster> i was a systems engineer before that and i wasnt doing half as much :)
06:31 < Mercster> companies are weird
06:32 < Mercster> http://quanta.homeip.net/resume.html
06:32 < Mercster> as you can see i was a systems engineer before i was a systems "specialist"
06:32 < Mercster> but i engineered a whole lot more at the later position
06:35 < fie> kville really?
06:35 < fie> :(
06:35 < fie> KNOXVEGAS
06:35 < fie> wait wut, really?
06:35 < Mercster> i love knoxvegas
06:35 < Mercster> there's nothing here, but i still love it
06:36 < fie> I was there a few months back
06:36 < fie> Mercster, you didn't go to neighborcon?
06:36 < Mercster> no, is that in knoxville?
06:36 < fie> The first one was.
06:37 < fie> Mercster, you know a hippie dude named travis?
06:37 < Mercster> hmm
06:37 < Mercster> dont think so
06:37 < fie> Oh ok
06:37 < Mercster> i dont really know anyone
06:38 < Mercster> i know some crack addicts
06:38 < fie> You know the difference between an introverted programmer and an extroverted programmer?
06:38 < fie> An extroverted programmer will stare at YOUR shoes.
06:38 < Mercster> heh
06:39 < fie> Mercster, Well I can't say that he's not a crack addict... but he's excessively smart.
06:39 < Mercster> nah i mean real-deal-holyfield crack addicts
06:39 < Mercster> noone interested in computers
06:39 < fie> Anyway, he does neighborcon... supposedly there was going to be another one in knox this year.
06:39 < Mercster> huh
06:39 < Mercster> url me
06:39 < Mercster> ill go to something in knoxville
06:40 < Mercster> i was at phreaknic in 08
06:40 < Mercster> only con ive ever been to
06:40 < fie> Damn
06:41 < Mercster> im a little too normal for cons ;-)
06:41 < Mercster> also a little too poor
06:41 < Mercster> but if one was in knoxville, hell yeah
06:41 < fie> http://www.radiantmachines.com/2009/03/neighborcon/
06:41 < fie> Mercster, it was at fort sanders
06:41 < fie> if you're familiar
06:41 < Mercster> hah
06:41 < fie> over on 17th or whatever
06:41 < Mercster> yeah dude im like 5 miles from fort sanders
06:41 < Mercster> didnt know about it tho
06:42 < fie> It was kind of small obviously given where it was at but it was very neighborly.
06:42 < Mercster> sure
06:42 < fie> Mercster, are you up cumberland?
06:42 < Mercster> well knoxville is a neighborly kinda town
06:42 < fie> Mercster, quite :D
06:43 < Mercster> im like, at the junction of summit hill and damndridge
06:43 < Mercster> dandridge
06:43 < Mercster> im right off the business loop
06:43 < Mercster> im downtown
06:43 < Mercster> _precisely_ downtown
06:44 < fie> I've exhausted my knowledge of knoxville's layout
06:44 < Mercster> im downtown knoxville
06:44 < Mercster> thats all you really need to know
06:44 < fie> Oh ok
06:44 < fie> yeah, i got lost down there.
06:44 < Mercster> find the knoxville dot on the map
06:44 < Mercster> im there
06:44 < Mercster> 2 minutes from "downtown"
06:44 < fie> I told my wife "look biatch we need to go to this one brewery" then she tells me to go some place down town that's right by the ghetto near the over pass
06:44 < Mercster> old city
06:44 < Mercster> all that
06:45 < Mercster> yeah
06:45 < Mercster> im in the ghetto
06:45 < fie> sweet
06:45 < Mercster> im in the ghetto you avoided :)
06:45 < fie> I didn't avoid it
06:45 < fie> I parked under the highway
06:45 < fie> and brought my stabbing knife
06:45 < Mercster> good idea
06:45 < Mercster> its kinda rough around here
06:45 < Mercster> but still neighborly
06:45 < Mercster> even our gangs are pretty neighborly
06:46 < Mercster> its friggin' knoxville
06:46 < fie> lol
06:46 < fie> I dunno, I was over there when all the guidos and sluts were out.
06:46 < Mercster> just recently the stopsign in front of my neighborhood was spraypaiunted BLOODS
06:46 < Mercster> so apparently im in blood territory
06:47 < Mercster> but its neighborly enough for a white person to not stand out too bad
06:47 < Mercster> just dont look like you're wanting to get robbed
06:47 < fie> lol, racist
06:47 < fie> Mercster, I thought I mentioned it earlier.
06:47 < fie> If you don't want to get robbed in any civilized country.... carry a beverage with you in a glass cup
06:47 < Mercster> haha
06:48 < Mercster> yeah
06:48 < Mercster> dont wear tight pants
06:48 < fie> Nobody goes anywhere with a glass cup and nobody robs their neighbors unless they are on crack
06:48 < Mercster> wear some baggy jeans and a stained t-shirt, you'll be alright
06:48 < Mercster> maybe a baseball cap cocked to the side a bit
06:49 < fie> wait wut?
06:50 < Mercster> if i have to explain it, you might get robbed
06:50 < fie> I like knoxville but my whore wife lives there
06:50 < Mercster> well im sure we're like any medium sized city
06:51 < fie> Mercster, when I was in new york, my defense was acting like I was on PCP
06:51 < Mercster> there's the really nice part and the not so nice part
06:51 < Mercster> PCP is kinda 70s, i dont know anyone who does that shit around here
06:51 < Mercster> its all crack and weed
06:52 < Mercster> now when i lived in omaha there were kids doing ketamine
06:53 < Mercster> which is a veterinary medication closely related to PCP
06:53 < fie> Probably because people actually have horses there.
06:53 < Mercster> hah
06:53 < Mercster> yeah, probably
06:53 < Mercster> same with meth
06:53 < Mercster> not much around hetre
06:53 < Mercster> but in the midwest it was rampant
06:53 < Mercster> cuz of all the fields
06:53 < Mercster> anhydrous oxide
06:54 < fie> Anywhere that has a history of shine is more than likely to to be a big meth location.
06:54 < Mercster> eh well, if i go 20 miles or so out of town there's prolly a lot of shine
06:54 < Mercster> but like i said, im downtown
06:55 < Mercster> we're a little too genteel for shine
06:55 < Mercster> like i said, crack and weed
06:56 < Mercster> some pain pills
06:56 < Mercster> but thats everywhere
06:56 < ware> Evilpig: you see that sc2 sp hack i posted
06:59 < Mercster> o/~ im just your regular, everyday, normal guy
07:00 < Mercster> I GOT SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS
07:00 < Mercster> IN THA BANK, MUTHAFUCKA
07:00 < Mercster> o/~ im just your regular, everyday, normal guy
07:00 < Mercster> AND MY SEXUAL PERFORMANCES ARE AVERAGE
07:00 < fie> ware, I didn't
07:00 < Mercster> ware's theme song
07:00 < fie> I'll set my computer to receive a file
07:01 < Mercster> set sail for dick
07:01 < fie> Ware is pretty good at making paper airplanes
07:01 < Mercster> haha
07:02 < Mercster> ware: dont worry, no matter how lame you are, im the one scanning shortwave radio
07:02 < Mercster> so that kinda puts me out of the running
07:03 < Mercster> im the LAMEST!
07:03 < ware> finding anything
07:03 < ware> ?
07:03 < Mercster> eh, mostly spanish shit
07:03 < ware> haha
07:03 < Mercster> stuff you can always pick up
07:03 < Mercster> from cuba or canada
07:03 < Mercster> in spanish
07:05 < Mercster> seriously, if you ever get into the hobby of shortwave listening
07:05 < Mercster> learn spanish
07:05 < Mercster> cuz its half of what you hear
07:06 < Mercster> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shortwave_listening
07:06 < Mercster> OOH just got some english
07:06 < Mercster> 15230khz
07:07 < Mercster> 15230 CHINA RADIO INTER. 1300-1357 1234567 English 250 240 Sackville CAN
07:07 < Mercster> china radio intl. out of canada
07:07 < Mercster> in english
07:07 < fie> I'm way distracted at being able to find that one bar on streetview
07:08 < Mercster> shortwave is like the internet before the internet existed
07:08 < Mercster> and way less reliable
07:08 < Mercster> also, way less tits
07:08 < Mercster> but its still pretty cool
07:11 < m3b> morning peoplez
07:12 < Mercster> morning
07:12 < m3b> hi fie
07:15 < Mercster> hi fie
07:15 < fie> Mercster, http://maps.google.com/maps?layer=c&cbll=35.970986,-83.917672&panoid=Jzr0PYQ2FbzQgg0lHcRrjA&cbp=12,87.71,,0,-10.05&ved=0CFQQ2wU&ei=Dw-NS_exLZ7SyQT_7cGvBQ&ie=UTF8&ll=35.970986,-83.917672&spn=0,280.986328&t=h&z=4
07:16 < Mercster> fie: yeah thats like 30 seconds from my apt
07:16 < fie> It took me like 15 minutes to figure out how the ef to get in because I parked under the highway and went around to the other side of the building
07:16 < Mercster> heh
07:17 < Mercster> yeah you really dont wanna be parking yer car around ther
07:17 < Mercster> just a tip
07:17 < fie> m3b, hi m3b
07:17 < Mercster> its not LA or anything but...you know
07:17 < fie> Mercster, why?
07:18 < Mercster> cuz some homeless dude will probably make it his toilet
07:18 < fie> There were 2 police cars chilling out over there so I wasn't too worried about it.
07:18 < Mercster> ah well, there's that
07:19 < fie> Well it's around a bar so the general likely hood of my car being pissed on is greatly increased anyway.
07:19 < Mercster> heh
07:19 < Mercster> ive never been there but i can just recognize the road
07:19 < Mercster> looks like magnolia
07:20 < Mercster> yep
07:20 < Mercster> right off of magnolia
07:20 < Mercster> its not the worst part of town, but only because its not in a project
07:21 < Mercster> its about as bad as our "urban" gets
07:21 < Mercster> if you drive a couple more blocks you'd be in the projects
07:21 < Mercster> which is as bad as it gets
07:21 < Mercster> all im sayin is, you dont wanna park there :)
07:21 < Mercster> especially at night, with no cops around
07:22 < Mercster> i aint trying to make it out like compton, but it aint a good area
07:22 < Mercster> thats all im sayin
07:22 < Mercster> i wouldnt wanna walk there after dark
07:22 < Mercster> and im a wigger
07:22 < Mercster> so there you go
07:23 < fie> omg ur a wigger?
07:23 < fie> I can't believe I"ve been talking to you
07:23 < Mercster> terrible, aint it
07:23 < Mercster> id be dressed for the part and *I* wouldnt walk there
07:23 < fie> My soul has been shred and burnt
07:23 < Mercster> you'll live
07:24 -!- fie is now known as xXiFiExdeathX
07:24 < xXiFiExdeathX> Mercster, no you've ruined my existence.
07:24 < xXiFiExdeathX> I just can't go on
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07:24 < Mercster> sorry
07:24 < Mercster> xXiFiExdeathX: m3b said hi to you
07:24 < Mercster> maybe he/she is legitimately white
07:24 < xXiFiExdeathX> Mercster, I returned the hi
07:24 < Mercster> oh, yeah you did
07:25 < Mercster> he/she isnt very sociable
07:25 < Mercster> IS HE/SHE
07:25  * Mercster stares at m3b 
07:25 < xXiFiExdeathX> darkness come sorrow be wrap your shroud around me
07:25 -!- xXiFiExdeathX is now known as fie
07:25 < Mercster> fie: you're so emo
07:25 < fie> Mercster, I told you man, I'm good at everything.
07:26 < Mercster> haha
07:26 < Mercster> true true
07:26  * Mercster shuts up
07:27 < fie> I hate that aspell's dictionary sucks
07:27  * fie insufflates things.
07:27 < fie> aspell apparenly doesn't know about insufflating
07:28 < Mercster> you should come visit me, we'll insufflate things together
07:28 < Mercster> then we'll go visit your whore wife
07:28 < Mercster> and act crazy
07:28 < fie> Tempting.
07:29 < fie> If by crazy you mean murderous then cool.
07:29 < Mercster> yeah we'll have blades and shit
07:31 < fie> I dunno.... like... I appreciate the experience of a fake marriage but I hate the fact that she's a dirty whore that works against everything I do.
07:31 < Mercster> you're better than that
07:31 < fie> I'd be ok if we were divorced.
07:31 < fie> But I'm broke as fuck.
07:32 < fie> I started writing a short biography of her and I so that I can put it on the internet and have people donate money to me for a divorce.
07:32 < Mercster> haha
07:32 < Mercster> man one time i posted a big article on my ex's livejournal
07:33 < Mercster> and we arent just exes, we have kids and shit
07:33 < fie> As her?
07:33 < Mercster> no i mean i posted it and linked all her friends to it
07:33 < fie> Oh ok
07:33 < fie> You have a LJ?
07:33 < fie> now who's emo.
07:33 < Mercster> haha
07:33 < Mercster> dude this was like 5 years ago
07:33 < fie> I <3 the faint
07:33 < Mercster> anyway
07:33 < Mercster> it was pretty epic
07:33 < Mercster> but it wa sharsh
07:33 < Mercster> sooooooo harsh
07:34 < Mercster> i regret it now
07:34 < fie> What kind of response did you get?
07:34 < Mercster> she cried
07:34 < fie> Regret the post?
07:34 < Mercster> it was as harsh as you can possibly imagine
07:34 < fie> I can understand that....
07:34 < Mercster> it commented on her hygene and stuff
07:34 < fie> Like with this girl... it's not that I want to kill her... I just want her to not exist.
07:34 < Mercster> i mean it was brutal
07:34 < fie> Wish her away to the field
07:34 < fie> (vague references)
07:35 < Mercster> eh it'll pass
07:35 < Mercster> or maybe it wont
07:35 < fie> I'm not heart broken or anything near that. My hatred of her is a feedback loop.
07:35 < Mercster> the fuck do i know
07:35 < Mercster> haha
07:35 < fie> The only way to end it is to end it.
07:35 < Mercster> well, you gotta do whatcha gotta do
07:36 < fie> Mercster, Everything works on recursion.
07:36 < fie> Mercster, So how old are your pups?
07:36 < Mercster> all im sayin is it took like 4 or 5 years for me to not give a fuck anymore
07:36 < Mercster> and now i really dont give a fuck
07:36 < Mercster> 9 and 7
07:37 < fie> dizam
07:37 < fie> a/s/l omg
07:37 < fie> a/
07:37 < Mercster> im 33
07:38 < fie> I didn't know wiggers lasted that long.
07:38 < Mercster> im like a first generation wigger or something
07:39 < Mercster> im not much anymore but i can still pass as a happenin' white person if i have to
07:39 < fie> I'm not sure if that makes sense....
07:39 < Mercster> this was before the obama generation
07:39 < fie> a first generation wigger would be benny goodman
07:39 < Mercster> haha
07:39 < Mercster> well yeah, and i guess vanilla ice beat me
07:40 < Mercster> maybe im 3rd generation or so
07:40 < fie> benny goodman?
07:40 < fie> I think I finished the first draft of the database about 3 hours ago.
07:40 < Mercster> well, if we;re gonna start counting that stuff
07:40 < Mercster> led zeppelin was wigger
07:40 < Mercster> the beatles were wigger
07:40 < Mercster> they all did black music
07:41 < fie> Not really.
07:41 < Mercster> i disagree
07:41 < fie> It's like the difference between hiphop and electronic
07:41 < Mercster> *especially* led zeppelin
07:41 < Mercster> they were like the original wiggers, if you ask me
07:41 < fie> No no no
07:41 < fie> You're wrong... I'll tell you who is uberwigger
07:42 < fie> Canned Heat
07:42 < Mercster> i dunno who that is
07:42 < Mercster> dude o/~ im gonna bring it on home to you
07:42 < Mercster> robert plant trying to do his best to sound like muddy waters
07:42 < Mercster> come on
07:43 < Mercster> all those british bands were trying to sound like delta blues
07:43 < fie> There seems to be a big distinction between the music though.
07:43 < Mercster> fie: i have one url for you
07:43 < Mercster> fie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz4gRjI-HRA
07:44 < Mercster> thats ~69
07:44 < Mercster> you tell me thats not wigger
07:44 < fie> Mercster, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrljWGIHB7c
07:44 < Mercster> you listen to mine and ill watch yours
07:44 < Mercster> "early 1970"
07:44 < Mercster> sorry
07:44 < Mercster> hhahaha
07:44 < Mercster> dude
07:45 < Mercster> its the same bass line :)
07:45 < Mercster> you're right
07:45 < fie> :)
07:45 < Mercster> you're right, thats wigger
07:45 < Mercster> but
07:45 < Mercster> my url beats you by a few years
07:45 < fie> Canned heat only did that type of music though
07:45 < Mercster> its the exact same bass line
07:45 < Mercster> led zeppelin just added heavy metal to it
07:45 < fie> this song is way wigger though
07:46 < Mercster> the one i pasted?>
07:46 < fie> Yeah
07:46 < Mercster> yeah
07:46 < Mercster> its basically the same fuckin song
07:46 < Mercster> blues
07:46 < Mercster> blues rock
07:46 < Mercster> i love this shit
07:46 < fie> On the road again is one of my favorite songs
07:46 < Mercster> blues rock rules, man
07:47 < Mercster> ill have to download some canned heat
07:47 < fie> For sure
07:47 < Mercster> its not really been on my radar
07:47 < fie> I can't understand the difference between the blues part and the rock part.
07:47 < Mercster> there isnt really. rock is harder/more electronic
07:47 < fie> In blues the bass line is very sturdy but in rock it tends to be more funky
07:47 < Mercster> rock is basically hard blues
07:47 < Mercster> sure, there's that
07:48 < Mercster> but you cant draw the line there
07:48 < fie> following the drums either syncronously or asyncronously
07:48 < Mercster> rock is blues, basically
07:48 < Mercster> there's no line except for a bit of intensity and electronics
07:49 < Mercster> otherwise its the same shit
07:49 < fie> blues has the same style guitar I would say
07:49 < fie> any bb king for example
07:49 < Mercster> well and what impressed me is that what you pasted was the same bass line as what i pasted
07:49 < Mercster> which is 1969 zeppelin
07:49 < Mercster> same damn bass line exactly
07:49 < fie> :)
07:49 < Mercster> same attempted-black vocalizations
07:50 < fie> Yeah dude canned heat uses a lot of the standard blues stuff
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07:50 < fie> no, canned heat isn't attempted balck
07:50 < fie> black
07:50 < Mercster> same harmonizA
07:50 < Mercster> harmonica
07:50 < Mercster> but it is
07:50 < fie> It's creal.... errrr
07:50 < Mercster> they are trying to sound black
07:50 < fie> louisiana
07:50 < Mercster> thats what you have to understand
07:50 < fie> beyou
07:50 < Mercster> back then, thats wigger
07:50 < Mercster> that was wigger back then
07:50 < Mercster> now wigger is rap
07:50 < Mercster> back then, it was delta blues rock
07:51 < fie> what do you call that... cajun?
07:51 < Mercster> i call it delta blues
07:51 < fie> no
07:51 < Mercster> guess where the delta is man :)
07:51 < fie> the swamp folk in LA
07:51 < Mercster> cajun == creole == delta
07:52 < Mercster> i aint gonna argue with ya, the differences are so slight as to be meaningless
07:52 < fie> I want to say there's another word for the people
07:52 < Mercster> its all black music from the south
07:52 < fie> No, I'm not arguing.. it's just one of those times I'm trying to remember a word
07:52 < Mercster> i dunno what it would be
07:53 < Mercster> its elvis + 10 years
07:53 < Mercster> same shit
07:56 < Mercster> gon take my seat
07:56 < Mercster> right way back
07:56 < Mercster> gon watch dis train
07:56 < Mercster> go down the track
07:56 < Mercster> gonna bring it on home
07:56 < Mercster> bring in it on home to you
07:57 < Mercster> BWAAAH BWAH WAH WAH WAH WAH, BWAAAAAAH BWAH NAN NA NA NA
07:57  * Mercster rocks out
08:01 < fie> Mercster, http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/s/TV+Mama/2fU6aM
08:01 < fie> bluez
08:01 < fie> that's a uber wigger song
08:01 < Mercster> sure
08:01 < Mercster> no more wigger than the led zeppelin tho
08:01 < fie> that's the "i like big butts" of the 50s... 60s... whatever
08:02 < Mercster> or the canned heat for that matter
08:02 < Mercster> sure, right
08:02 < Mercster> dude, its all muddy waters/robert johnson
08:02 < Mercster> its delta blues
08:02 < Mercster> plain ol delta blues
08:02 < Mercster> and its goooooooooooood shit
08:02 < fie> "she's a fine looking woman weighs about 200 pounds, she's my tv mama she's got a big wide screen"
08:03 < fie> Mercster, no fuck you, THIS is good shit *snoooorrrrt*
08:03 < Mercster> i maintain that the 60s/70s shit we were listening to differs in only two areas
08:03 < m3b> g'nite fie
08:03 < Mercster> tempo and electronics
08:03 < fie> m3b, psht, fine.
08:04 < Mercster> i also maintain canned heat got their british blues infused rock FROM LED ZEPPELIN IM JUST SAYIN'
08:04 < m3b> i'm sorry fie, I'll be around later tonight though :)
08:04 < fie> Mercster,  I do in fact know what you are saying
08:04 < fie> m3b, sure maing
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08:04 < Mercster> canned heat wouldnt have had the balls to do this stuff without led zeppelin's 'bring it on home'
08:04 < Mercster> fie: k
08:05 < Mercster> but i really am gonna download some canned heat
08:05 < Mercster> its good stuff
08:05 < Mercster> you have introduced me to it, sir
08:06 < Mercster> fie: beatles are actually awesome too, if you avoid some of the earlier bubblegum bullshit
08:06 < fie> hooray, I accomplished something that I wasn't trying to....
08:06 < Mercster> fie: i dunno if you've listened to it
08:06 < fie> so about my wife.
08:06 < fie> .....
08:06 < fie> :)
08:06 < Mercster> fie: this electronic guitar reminds me a lot of the beatles
08:06 < Mercster> same sort of playing
08:06 < Mercster> late beatles
08:06 < Mercster> 60s beatles
08:06 < fie> Mercster, the beatles in most any context remind me of The Grateful Dead
08:07 < Mercster> ehhh, dunno about that
08:07 < fie> Mercster, you listen to much GD?
08:07 < Mercster> not much, no
08:07 < Mercster> i like the big hits they had
08:07 < Mercster> not much of the long meandering freestyle stuff
08:07 < Mercster> improv
08:08 < fie> you listen to much pink floyd?
08:08 < Mercster> yes, very much
08:08 < Mercster> but i think its very different
08:08 < fie> how about the long meandering pink floyd?
08:08 < Mercster> pink floyd is epic tho, its not improv stuff
08:08 < Mercster> its different to me
08:08 < fie> Mercster, there's definitely improv stuff
08:08 < fie> During the sid days
08:08 < Mercster> pink floyd hovers on the edge of progressive
08:08 < Mercster> it has a structure, almost classical
08:09 < Mercster> grateful dead just sort of improvs arounbd
08:09 < fie> Mercster, .... again, during the sid days.
08:09 < Mercster> well the earliest pink floyd i really get into is 'a saucerful of secrets'
08:10 < Mercster> 1968
08:10 < Mercster> which was still after sid
08:10 < Mercster> i appreciate sid's influence, but not much of the albums he was actually on ;-)
08:10 < Mercster> 'meddle' is awesome
08:11 < Mercster> meddle is where i say "yeah, this is fuckin sweet"
08:11 < fie> I have a sweet spot for waters. He's a bass player.
08:12 < fie> I was tripping sid at PN and the groove machine was playing the older PF and I was like "what in the fuck is this? did someone just go into the studio and slap their dick against a guitar?" and austin was like "WHO IS THIS!? WHO IS THIS!?"
08:12 < fie> and he told me and I was like lol
08:13 < Mercster> heh
08:20 < Mercster> yeeeeeeees everytime she love me
08:20 < Mercster> you know that woman sho gonna make me scream
08:20 < Mercster> GIT IT ON NOW BOY
08:20 < Mercster> PLAY it
08:20 < Mercster> *harmonica&
08:21 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
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08:24  * fie breaks out the bass
08:24 < fie> I wish I could make music like that.
08:24 < fie> I'm just not that old school.
08:25 < fie> my old school level is like someone who is 90's old school trying to be 80s old school
08:25 < Mercster> fie: you like 311?
08:25 < fie> That's very hard to answer.
08:25 < fie> Simply, not really.
08:25 < Mercster> k
08:26 < fie> SYNCOPATION!
08:26 < Mercster> not that hard, either you do or you dont
08:26 < fie> I used to like to pretend I do but everytime I tried to listen I just didn't dig it.
08:26 < fie> I liked amber when it came out
08:26 < fie> but it was very clicky
08:26 < Mercster> eh
08:26 < Mercster> listen to their first two albums
08:27 < Mercster> 'music' and 'grassroots'
08:27 < fie> I have the greatest hits
08:27 < Mercster> then you'll know
08:27 < Mercster> ill say it again
08:27 < Mercster> listen to their first two albums
08:27 < Mercster> 'music' and 'grassroots'
08:27 < Mercster> then you'll know :)
08:27 < fie> kaaaay
08:27 < fie> genre?
08:27 < Mercster> rap/rock
08:27 < Mercster> reggae
08:28 < Mercster> jazz
08:28 < Mercster> it's all over the place
08:28 < Mercster> but it isnt as soft as the later shit
08:28 < Mercster> that you've probably heard
08:28 < Mercster> its more hardcore
08:28 < Mercster> 'amber' is pussy compared to music/grassroots
08:29 < fie> It is all over the place.
08:31 < fie> Not to sound gay or nothin... but I'd really like to suck your dick
08:31 < fie> sike
08:31 < Mercster> k
08:31 < fie> no.. but... not to sound gay or nothin... but I'm surprised we were able to have a conversation
08:31 < Mercster> why?
08:32 < Mercster> cuz people like Dagmar and Corydon dont like me?
08:32 < Mercster> that's a poor measure ;-)
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08:33 < fie> I don't know about dagmar but corydong hates everyone
08:33 < Mercster> im a normal guy
08:33 < Mercster> i appreciate your company fie :)
08:34 < fie> You too, I might be going through kville if I go to carolinacon
08:34 < Mercster> hell, i may go along
08:34 < Mercster> gimme a week's notice
08:34 < Mercster> whats carolinacon all about?
08:34 < Mercster> i mean, i could look it up on the web obviously
08:35 < Mercster> but since we're on IRC, let's communicate
08:35 < fie> Getting drunk and figuring out which of the 90 guys are going to fuck which of the 5 girls
08:35 < Mercster> haha
08:35 < Mercster> so like phreaknic but smaller?
08:35 < Mercster> or bigger
08:35 < fie> Smaller
08:35 < fie> I'd say that CC is more neighborly
08:36 < Mercster> nod
08:36 < fie> it definitely feels like it's a different crowd than the other cons but it has a few of the same people
08:37 < fie> The last PN is like 2 on best experiences at a con
08:37 < fie> carolinacon1 is #1
08:37 < Mercster> oh well thats cool
08:37 < fie> it was a new fresh con and my first con
08:38 < Mercster> i went to 08 phreaknic
08:38 < Mercster> it was ok
08:38 < Mercster> a little wonky
08:38 < Mercster> but i expect that i guess
08:39 < fie> CC is the 19th btw
08:39 < Mercster> yeah, i see in the topic
08:39 < fie> but yeah i'll let you know if I'll be going like a week before hand
08:39 < Mercster> alright
08:39 < Mercster> if nothing else we can go out for a burger or something
08:39 <@Dolemite> fie : You have it backwards.  Dagmar hates everyone, and Corydong wants to love on everybody.
08:39 < Mercster> i dunno if ill have the funds to go
08:39 < Mercster> but i know where to get a good burger in town :)
08:40 < fie> Dolemite, "wants to" is a nice way to put it
08:40 < fie> Mercster, I don't know if I will either.
08:40 < fie> I'm working on getting donations and stuff
08:41 < Mercster> heh
08:41 < Mercster> lemme know, ill be here
08:41 < fie> I ought to be able to grab a bed from someone at CC at the very least floor space
08:41 < Mercster> fie: yeah no shit
08:41 < Mercster> fie: i got screwed at PN
08:42 < fie> Oh?
08:42 < Mercster> fie: i blame timball
08:42 < Mercster> he was too busy to make sure i had somewhere to sleep, and i didnt know anyone reallt
08:42 < fie> I'm not familiar with timball but it seems like he was on security this year?
08:42 < Mercster> really
08:42 < Mercster> he's a good guy
08:42 < Mercster> ive known him for years
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08:42 < Mercster> but he's uh
08:42 < Mercster> well
08:42 <@Dolemite> Uh, no, Timball is NEVER on security
08:42 < Mercster> hahaa
08:42 <@Dolemite> At least not physical security.  lol
08:43 < Mercster> Neoteric: we're talking about how you screwed me on hotel space at PN '08
08:43 < fie> so this one time at phreaknic I put ever clear in my faygo and then went out in the hall and lit the top of the can on fire
08:43 <@Dolemite> Sad thing is that I had a room I didn't end up sleeping in that year.  You could have used mine.
08:44 < Mercster> Dolemite: yeah, prolly coulda
08:44 < fie> I was standing right beside CP who was doing security on that floor
08:44 < Mercster> fie: i was drunk the whole time on beer
08:44 < fie> fun
08:44 < fie> 08 was the chair incident was it not?
08:44 <@Dolemite> I probably won't get a room this year, mainly because I need to be frugal.  I live only 20 minutes away.
08:44 < Mercster> PN '08, im probably best known as the guy with a huge beard who walked in the middle of the homebrew beer talk
08:45 < Mercster> i got a beer and stood in front for a few minutes
08:45 < Mercster> i dunno if anyone would remember me otherwise
08:45 < Mercster> Dolemite: yeah a room doesnt make sense, unless you're trying to get laid or something
08:45 <@Dolemite> Lots of people were coming up and grabbing beer.
08:45 < Mercster> Dolemite: bringing anonymous bitches back to your house may not play over well
08:46 < fie> So this one time at phreaknic I volunteered because I was poor (was, lol) and expected a free badge and then was informed that it doesn't work like that.
08:46 < Mercster> Dolemite: yes but i had a huge beard :)
08:46 < Mercster> fie: fuckers
08:46 <@Dolemite> Yeah, my wife wouldn't appreciate a bed full of con whores
08:47 < fie> Mercster, said "fuckers' may or may not be in this room
08:47 < fie> :O
08:47 <@Dolemite> fie : It was clearly stated every year that volunteers got a free shirt, not a free badge.
08:48 <@Dolemite> And said free shirt came only after working your shift.
08:48 < Mercster> haha
08:48 < Mercster> shiryt
08:48 < fie> Dolemite, I'm not bitching.
08:48 < Mercster> what a joke
08:48 < fie> I never go to talks anyway
08:48 < Mercster> id bitch too
08:48 < Mercster> ;-)
08:48 < fie> and nobody said anything about me being anywhere
08:48 < Mercster> ive been invited to OLS for a free ticket
08:48 < Mercster> while volunteering
08:48 < Mercster> but im not canadian and i hate most kernel hackers
08:48 < Mercster> so there you go
08:49 < fie> So this one time at carolinacon I locked myself in the bathroom
08:49 < fie> then this other one time at carolinacon I locked myself in the bathroom
08:49 < Mercster> fie: see id make you come out by force and fraternize with ho'z
08:49 < Mercster> YOU'D LOVE IT
08:49 < fie> Then this other time at carolinacon this girl started giving this dude head in front of everyone at a room party.
08:50 < Mercster> oh, so you've fraternized with the ho'z already :P
08:50 < fie> Not really....
08:50 < fie> I missed it
08:50 < Mercster> hah
08:50 < fie> I decided it was a good idea to go watch Interstella 5555
08:50 < fie> I did see her titties though which wasn't exactly a treat.
08:50  * fie scans the nick list
08:50 < Mercster> HAH
08:51 < Mercster> dude noone in here mattetrs
08:51 < Mercster> ive learned that, at least
08:51 < Mercster> matters
08:51 < Mercster> im also a little drunk
08:51 < Mercster> k
08:51 < fie> especially notlarry
08:51 < fie> ... get it... because his name starts with "not"
08:51 < fie> Mercster, still?
08:51 < Mercster> clever
08:51 < Mercster> fie: i never stopped drinking :/
08:52 < fie> I dropped my chemicals on the floor and havn't bothered picking it up
08:52 < fie> need magnet gloves
08:52 < fie> Mercster, you totally killed my programming flow.
08:52 < Mercster> ive interrupted the process
08:53 < fie> sigterm
08:53 < fie> Nah, my big problem is that I don't have windows.
08:53 < Mercster> listen, im listening to led zeppelin and drinking beer
08:53 < Mercster> i dunno what you want from me
08:53 < fie> Linux greatly slows me down if I have to do anything involving design.
08:53 < fie> it's odd
08:54 < Mercster> no glade?
08:54 < fie> Mercster, I'm a web developer
08:54 < Mercster> no vi?
08:54  * Mercster runs
08:55 < fie> the only command anyone needs to learn on vi is how to quit vi
08:55 < Mercster> oh come on
08:55 < Mercster> COMEON
08:55  * Mercster beats fie around
08:56 < fie> What makes the win/lin design thing even more odd is that I use notepad on windows and gedit on nix
08:56 < fie> that ought to assist me more.
08:56 < fie> I dunno...
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08:56 < Mercster> so uh
08:56 < Mercster> notepad beats gedit?
08:56 < Mercster> interesting
08:57 < Mercster> fie: there's gvim ya know
08:57  * fie shrugs
08:57 < fie> I blazed my trail with it and that's the trail I take.
08:57 < Mercster> id suggest eclipse
08:57 < Mercster> but its a little heavy
08:57 < fie> fuck eclipse
08:57 < Mercster> ok ok
08:57 < fie> Wait, why would I use that if I prefer notepad?
08:57 < Mercster> so run notepad in wine
08:58 < Mercster> runs like a champ
08:58 < fie> it's not the same
08:58 < fie> literally
08:58 < Mercster> OH YES IT IS
08:58 < fie> wine's notepad is not the same
08:58 < Mercster> ITS EXACTLY THE SAME
08:58 < fie> It's not
08:58 < fie> it's completely different code
08:58 < fie> also it takes a long time to startup
08:58 < Mercster> listen
08:58 < Mercster> there was a time
08:58 < Mercster> i used to call you on my ver own
08:58 < Mercster> we were so happy woman
08:59 < Mercster> talkin for hours and hours on the telephone
08:59  * fie waits for lyrics to repeat
08:59 < Mercster> sorry im singing  led zeppelin
08:59 < fie> .... guitar solo
08:59 < Mercster> this has nothing to do with your problem ;)
08:59 < Mercster> NOW LISTEN TO ME
08:59 < Mercster> i said i made up my mind
08:59 < Mercster> A WOMAN WHEN YOU LEFT ME THERE
09:00 < fie> Ok, so let's say you have wine installed....
09:00 < fie> and let's say that you start notepad
09:00 < Mercster> ok lets say that
09:00 < Mercster> yeah
09:00 < fie> and let's say you go to help -> about
09:00 < Mercster> then notepad shows up
09:00 < Mercster> oh jesus
09:00 < Mercster> is this about help -> about
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09:00 < fie> and let's say you read that it is a application developed by wine that is a copy of notepad.exe
09:00 < Mercster> YOU DONT NEED THAT TO WRITE YOUR PHP CODE
09:00 < fie> I know.... I said "what's odd"
09:00 < Mercster> dude you can run the native notepad
09:00 < fie> as in there's really no difference.
09:01 < fie> it's just that I'm in linux.... not that I have any better tools.
09:01 < Mercster> you dont HAVE to run the wine notepad
09:01 < fie> Aside from my lack of photoshop which is pissing me off
09:01 < Mercster> which i dont even know what it is
09:01 < Mercster> fie: gimp baby
09:01 < Mercster> listen im no linux zealot
09:01 < Mercster> im currently typing to you from a win32 build of rxvt
09:01 < Mercster> im just sayin
09:02 < Mercster> if notepad is what's holding you back...
09:02 < fie> Anyone who uses gimp does not care about design
09:02 < fie> notepad isn't holding me back, you are :P
09:02 < fie> *dramatic bar fight*
09:02  * Mercster runs around wildly 
09:03  * fie spins a pool cue around like the star wars kid
09:03 < Mercster> i just dont understand why notepad is the reason windows rocks
09:03 < Mercster> there's lots of other reasons windows rocks
09:03 < Mercster> notepad isnt one of them
09:03 < fie> Mercster, because linux distracts me with it's awesomeness
09:03 < Mercster> and wine will run notepad
09:03 < Mercster> well alright
09:03 < Mercster> I CAN SEE YOU DONT WANT HELP
09:03  * Mercster bawls
09:04 < fie> Mercster, notepad starts in about 1/10 of a second... wine notepad starts in like 4 depending on your hardware
09:04 < Mercster> yeah thats rough
09:04  * Mercster begins to ignore fie
09:04  * Mercster stares at the wall
09:04 < fie> Mercster, Well I was just going to tell you that I didn't want help but I thought arguing would be more fun and might keep me from programming longer
09:04 < Mercster> nah, sorry
09:04 < Mercster> i got no fight in me
09:04 < Mercster>  im ready to give up like 5 minutes ago
09:05 < Mercster> ive got led zeppelin blaring, im waiting for my landlord to bang on my door
09:05 < Mercster> and threaten eviction
09:05 < fie> I've got something blaring
09:05 < Mercster> if you wanna code in windows because of notepad, i love you for it
09:05 < fie> ALL I WANT YOU TO DO IS TREAT ME RIGHT
09:05 < Mercster> oh lordy
09:05 < Mercster> im doing the best i know how
09:06  * Mercster goes back to led zepp
09:06 < fie> I can't explain why doing design on windows is more smooth for me
09:06 < fie> I can program on linux just fine
09:06 < fie> Javascript/C etc
09:07 < Mercster> in notepad?
09:08 < Mercster> dude i ran WoW in wine for like, 12 months
09:08 < Mercster> if wine can run WoW, it can damn sure run notepad
09:08 < Mercster> i just dont get it
09:08 < Mercster> I DONT GET YOU MAN
09:10 < fie> Mercster, it's not the speed while running, it's the startup time.... it's irrelevant and is really just a distraction from the fact that I'm looking for things to do that's not do what I should be doing.
09:11 < fie> also there is this black singer who has a white name who made this one song that I really like and you should listen to
09:12 <@Neoteric> Mercster: shouldn't you be out sucking some cock for money?
09:12 <@Neoteric> like pretend it's a chicken and go "gobble-gobble-gobble"
09:12 < Mercster> Neoteric: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I HAVE HERPES
09:12 <@Neoteric> Mercster: you don't have to tell your clientel
09:13 <@Neoteric> + you have a purdy mouth
09:13 <@Neoteric> wow... i must have woken up on the randy side of bed
09:13 < Mercster> Neoteric: why dont you leave me alone while im trying to convince fie that notepad in wine isnt any worse than notepad in windows
09:14 <@Neoteric> wtf is wrong w/ you?
09:14 < Mercster> Neoteric: i cant help the fact THAT YOU'RE A DIRTY ASIAN WITH NO LADYFRIEND
09:14 < Mercster> Neoteric: try karl, i hear his PS3 is bricked
09:14 < Mercster> looooool
09:14 <@Neoteric> merc: 1) i have a special lady friend 2) don't deny our love
09:15 <@Neoteric> man i need coffee
09:15 < Mercster> Neoteric: you need something alright
09:15 < Mercster> WHOOOO BOY DO YOU NEED SOMETHIN'
09:17 <@Neoteric> so this is what you do now w/ your time? beat up on little azns w/ your fingers
09:17 < Mercster> yres
09:17 <@Neoteric> man that sounded way more gay than i wanted it too
09:17 < Mercster> yers
09:17 < Mercster> ywsr
09:18 < Mercster> something approximating 'yes'
09:18 < Mercster> IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
09:18  * Mercster kicks dust into Neoteric's squinty face
09:18 <@Neoteric> you're just a RED NECK WHORE
09:19 < Mercster> i know :/
09:19 <@Neoteric> GET YOU LOVE ON THE INTERSTATE
09:19 < Mercster> i bascially had to after you ABANDONED ME AT PHREAKNIC
09:20 < Mercster> "OOH SORRY I HAVE TO DRINK MY $300 VODKA, HAVE FUN" </timball>
09:20 <@Neoteric> Mercster: it was scotch!
09:20 < Mercster> haha
09:20 < fie> Dude, I thought I found the artist but that can't be him
09:20 < Mercster> you ass bandit
09:20 <@Neoteric> you know i'm down w/ the brown
09:20 < Mercster> fine fie is taking me to carolinacon, whatever that is
09:20 < Mercster> and he's going to nuzzle me in his bosom
09:20 < Mercster> the whole time
09:21 < Mercster> and then you'll be sorry
09:21 <@Neoteric> say hey to telcobob
09:21 < Mercster> RIGHT FIE
09:21 < fie> right
09:21 < Mercster> Neoteric: oh jesus. who else is gonna be there
09:22 < Mercster> if corydon is showing up i need prior notice
09:22 < Mercster> i need to stock up on buttplugs and rapekits
09:22 <@Neoteric> doesn't matter you'd just better shave down there or everyone will be suffering the wrath of chapped-hairy-dingle-berry
09:23 < Mercster> holy moses
09:25 < fie> Mercster, I'm sure Corydon76-dig would probably end up at OZ if anywhere
09:25 < Mercster> whew
09:26 < Mercster> that guy gives me the heebie-jeebies
09:26  * Mercster looks at Corydon76-dig 
09:44 < fie> Mercster, yeah you totally look like a wigger
09:44 < fie> :P
09:44 < fie> thx irc stats
09:44 < Mercster> son of A
09:44 < fie> Mercster, stab someone quick
09:45 < fie> I have to go bandage my wrist or something... it's hurting like a bitch when I do anything with it
09:45 < fie> bbiab
09:49 < Mercster> so anyway
09:50 < fie> I be insuffalating while you're mensturating because you won't let me spread the seed for dna to be propigating. So I stand in the shower by myself masturbating imagining making your vagina be flatulating. fucking like two monkeys congregating
09:50 <@Neoteric> fie: that's so hot
09:51 < Mercster> you make me sick, wanna hear some real shit? tryin to play me like phreaknik ... but its carolina con, its a con job where you slob on my knob and gimme some illicit pills for realz, you're a shill with no skillz tryin to put me in a place that's chill but for real, it's nt the real deal holyfield
09:53 < fie> Neoteric, wanna go out some time and maybe let our helices play ring around the rosey for a while?
09:53 < Mercster> SAY NO ITS A TRICK
09:53 < ware> [MAINSCREEN]# turn on && setup bomb
09:53 < Mercster> oh jesus its ware
09:54 < ware> jesus its a fag fest in here
09:54 < Mercster> yeah its called a sausage fest
09:54 < ware> all i see is dick grabbin and suckin i nthe scrollback
09:54 < ware> holy shit
09:54 < Mercster> please be respectful of the hotdogs
09:54 < Mercster> ware: can you sponsor me for carolinacon, i have some catfood
09:55 < fie> shutdown -h $THE_WAY
09:55 < Mercster> its totally dope yall
09:55 < fie> That's all I got unless you want to break out some PHP
09:55 < ware> if i go anywhere that weekend it will be to OZ
09:55 < Mercster> ooooh bigtime
09:55 < Mercster> look at you
09:56 < ware> big dicks have big times
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09:56 < Mercster> i bet
09:56 < Mercster> we've done four already
09:56 <@m0j0-j0j0> I don't.. it's illegal
09:56 < Mercster> but now we're steady
09:56 < Mercster> and then they went
09:56 < Mercster> one
09:56 < Mercster> two
09:56 < ware> figuratively not literally
09:56 < Mercster> three
09:56 < Mercster> four
09:57 < Mercster> ware: seriously dude, catfood
09:57 < Mercster> dont turn it down
09:58 <@m0j0-j0j0> catfood has a high fat content.  While ware could stand the fat there are better things for him.
09:58 < Mercster> im trying to fatten up ware
09:58 < Mercster> cuz i like the booty
09:59 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: I'm having to take my morning protein with water because I ran out of milk
09:59 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: you have just disturbed me
09:59 <@m0j0-j0j0> sukx0rz
10:00 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: I'm not the one that disturbed you.  That happened a long time before you even knew me.
10:01 < Mercster> yer the one talking about sucking down protein in the morning
10:01 < Mercster> I CANT HELP THAT
10:02 <@m0j0-j0j0> you're supposed to chug some down right after you work out... helps you build mass...
10:02 < Mercster> :/
10:03 <@m0j0-j0j0> I could use a little less over all mass, but I need to build muscle mass
10:03 < Mercster> haha
10:03 < Mercster> i hear ya
10:03 < Mercster> i got plenty of mass
10:03 <@m0j0-j0j0> 23% body fat :(
10:03 < Mercster> i just need it not to be fat
10:03 < Mercster> ;-)
10:04 < Mercster> im at least 73% fat
10:04 < Mercster> that isnt scientific
10:04 < Mercster> its just a guesstimate
10:04 < fie> mercster be trippin while he's sitting there sippin on his boones farm taking 3 or 4 pharms til he can't move his arms so then he get wacky then he start waving then he start flailing like a dick in a tube man. Start flippin out and rippin out every hair from his beard this is what he pheared. can't use his arms, so he lost his career so now he's shagging queers for beers in the lot behind sears
10:04 < Mercster> how did you know i was behind sears :(
10:04 < ware> nerd life
10:05 <@m0j0-j0j0> I need to go back on that chemical cocktail I was on a year ago cause I couldn't keep any body mass when I was doing that
10:05 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: diarrhea pills?
10:05 < fie> damn, when I write this shit it sounds ok but then when I read it it sucks
10:05 < ware> #seGangsterRap
10:05 < ware> more gats n hoes fies
10:06 < fie> ware, did you hear hippie girl?
10:06 <@nachoguy> mr0nin
10:06 < Mercster> oh
10:06 < Mercster> i need your love
10:06 < Mercster> oh
10:06 < Mercster> oh
10:06 < Mercster> i need your love..
10:06 < Mercster> OOH YEAH
10:06 < Mercster> I NEED YOUR LOVE
10:06 < fie> UNDER PRESSURE
10:06 < Mercster> I GOT TO HAAAAAAAAAAVE
10:06 < Mercster> I GOT TO HAAAAAAAAAAVE
10:07 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: naw, I was on some x treatment for a blood virus... which... now I'm cure and all so I should be happy.. but now I have to drop fat like everyone else
10:07 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: damn. ok, hope yer ok
10:07 < Mercster> blood virus sounds bad
10:07 <@nachoguy> or awesome
10:07 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: cured now (I think)
10:07 < fie> Mercster, this song sounds like chocolate rain
10:07 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: cool
10:08 < Mercster> fie: which
10:08 < fie> except less terrible
10:08 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: I tested clear at 3 months and I go back the 12th to get checked for a 6 month
10:08 < fie> Mercster, The rapture
10:08 < fie> m0j0-j0j0, sorry about that :-/
10:08 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: damn
10:08 < fie> I told you I could go to the store.
10:08 < Mercster> the only blood virus i know is HIV
10:08 < Mercster> which is not a joke
10:08 <@m0j0-j0j0> fie: sorry that I'm cured?
10:09 < Mercster> if you have HIV thats ok
10:09 < Mercster> but uh
10:09 < fie> Ummmm, what's that other one...
10:09 < fie> ABC
10:09 < Mercster> that'd kinda suck
10:09 < fie> ..... uhhhh
10:09 < fie> hep
10:09 < fie> hep b
10:09 <@nachoguy> vampirism
10:09 < Mercster> hep is a liver cirus
10:09 <@nachoguy> lycanthropy
10:09 < Mercster> virus
10:09 < Mercster> dirus
10:09 < Mercster> pirus
10:09 < Mercster> ITS SOMETHING ABOUT THE LIVER FUCK
10:10 <@m0j0-j0j0> I don't have HIV, but thanks
10:10 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: srs i wasnt joking
10:10 < Mercster> just sayin
10:10 < Mercster> good you dont have that tho
10:10 < fie> m0j0-j0j0,  I was implying that I gave you whatever you might have obtained
10:11 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: so that when I'm bangin yer mom everything on my side is clean
10:11 < fie> So this one time I ate this girl out then married her then she got a call telling her she had gono
10:11 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: oh come on
10:11 < fie> then later she got HPV
10:11 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: DONT TURN THIS INTO SOMETHING UGLY
10:11 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: LIKE YOUR MOTHER
10:11 < Mercster> see i had to do that
10:11 < Mercster> you forced me
10:11 < fie> m0j0-j0j0, you missed my leet freestyle raps about merc's mum
10:12 < Mercster> fie: noone cares
10:12 <@nachoguy> damn, nothing like truth in advertising
10:12 < fie> Mercster, as long as you're mom's getting hers.
10:12 < fie> your too
10:12 < Mercster> fie: hey i know, type it again and watch noone care again
10:12 < Mercster> fie: it'll be great
10:12 <@nachoguy> place I stop by for breakfast sometimes has "slightly spicy sauce", which is what I usually get.  I tried the "very spicy sauce".  I'm still on fire
10:12 < fie> Mercster, Dude, IRC is just /dev/null for my brain
10:13 < fie> I never expect it to do anything.
10:13 <@m0j0-j0j0> I expect it to make me famous
10:13 < Mercster> nachoguy: dude, yesterday i had some delicious chicken enchiladas. i decided after the first one to put hot sauce on. bad idea.
10:13 < fie> Mercster, so after we have a knife fight we can go handle my wife right?
10:13 <@m0j0-j0j0> so far it's been a let down
10:13 < Mercster> nachoguy: kinda ruined it
10:13 < Mercster> nachoguy: sometimes life is better without hot sauce
10:14 < fie> m0j0-j0j0, Well that one dude that killed himself while on IRC is kinda famous
10:14 < fie> that's about as good as it gets as far as fame from IRC
10:14 <@Dolemite> m0j0-j0j0 was a vampire?
10:14 <@nachoguy> Mercster: yeah, but I've always stayed on the tame side of spicy food, so I'm trying to branch out
10:14 <@nachoguy> this was a bit above what i wanted
10:15 <@nachoguy> still, somehow, good
10:15 <@Dolemite> nachoguy : The next time you come to PhreakNIC we'll go get some Prince's Hot Chicken
10:15 < fie> I need to some how make a wrist brace without actually getting up.
10:15 < fie> I've seen every episode of macgyver so I should be able to do it.
10:15 <@m0j0-j0j0> Dolemite: m0j0-j0j0 was the dumb ass that thought sharing a needle with a doctor would be okay.
10:16 <@nachoguy> Dolemite: I'm not looking for death by capsacin
10:16 <@Dolemite> nachoguy : Nah, we'll get the medium.  I can't handle anything more than the hot.
10:16 <@nachoguy> there's a place a block from my office that has sauce you have to sign a waiver for
10:16 < fie> Ok I found a smelly damp t-shirt....
10:16 <@Dolemite> Neoteric was crazy enough to try the extra hot
10:16 < fie> moudly and dirty... but this is a time of need
10:17 < fie> this is a time for my macgyver skillz
10:17 < fie> Nevermind, fuck that smelly t-shirt
10:17 < Mercster> the last time i ate with Neoteric, he tried to feed me soup that stared at me
10:17 < Mercster> i was like IM WHITE NIGGA
10:18 <@nachoguy> my old boss used to have a couple of sayings.
10:18 < Mercster> WHY ARE YOU FEEDING ME SOUP WITH A FACE ON IT
10:18 <@nachoguy> It's not hot unless it's hot twice.
10:18 < Mercster> nachoguy: heh
10:18 <@nachoguy> It's not hot unless you're doing handstands in the shower the next morning
10:18 < Mercster> i like hot food, dont get me wrong. sometimes its just not the time tho
10:18 <@nachoguy> indeed
10:18 < Mercster> you cant eat hot *all* the time
10:18 < Mercster> thats my theory
10:18 < fie> Ok I found a plastic rain pancho
10:19 <@nachoguy> Mercster: some people can, I'm not one of them
10:19 < Mercster> nachoguy: me either, frankly
10:19 < Mercster> sometimes i like to actually taste something other than "ow"
10:20 <@m0j0-j0j0> alrighty.. I have stuffs to get done so :* for now
10:20 < Mercster> love you
10:20 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: don't be more of a pain in the ass then you have to be.
10:21 < Mercster> im gonna try real hard
10:21 < Mercster> real
10:21 < Mercster> real
10:21 < Mercster> real hard
10:21 < Mercster> for you
10:21 < Mercster> :*
10:22 < Mercster> sooooo hard
10:22 < Mercster> mmmm
10:22 < Mercster> wait what
10:22 < Mercster> ...
10:26 < fie> Ok, so I made a wrist brace out of some plastic and toilet paper....
10:26  * fie tries to light a cigarettes
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10:28 <@Dolemite> why did you need a wrist brace?  too much masturbation last night?
10:30 < fie> Dolemite, Mercster wore me out
10:31 < fie> m0j0-j0j0, I finished the DB design for that one project I told myself I would finish by tonight
10:31 < Mercster> ya, sorry i dont wanna buy your illegal drugs to fund your trip to carolina con
10:31 < Mercster> big fuckin hassle for you, im sure
10:31 < Mercster> sorry man
10:31 < fie> then I started talking about grammar vs math vs databases vs programming vs midgets
10:31 < Mercster> IM SORRY
10:32 < Mercster> I AM PERSONALLY SORRY
10:32 < fie> Mercster, Awww come on Satan. This is the purest cocaine you can get north of miami
10:33 < ware> you guys need jobs.
10:34 < Mercster> you need my cock in your mouth
10:34 < Mercster> shuttup, ugly
10:34 < ware> that is one thing i dont need
10:34 <@m0j0-j0j0> ware: for once you and I agree
10:34 < fie> ware, eat a dick, you were unemployed like 3 days ago
10:35 < fie> Mercster, we need to coordinate our comebacks next time.
10:35 < fie> It was my fault this time though
10:35 < Mercster> hey look everyone, ware's hot shit
10:35 < ware> 2 weeks nigga
10:35 < fie> I didn't read before I typed
10:35 < Mercster> tssssssssss
10:35 < ware> but i didnt cry and fag up irc
10:35 <@m0j0-j0j0> fie: Gabe is working from home today so I can't harass him
10:35 < ware> pm this horse shit
10:35 < fie> ware, You didn't have to cry
10:36 < fie> m0j0-j0j0, ware says we should PM this
10:36 < fie> m0j0-j0j0, I think we should not PM it just to piss him off
10:36 <@m0j0-j0j0> fie: /msg fie yeah, but warez is a tool
10:36 < Mercster> who names himself after shitty illegal software anyway
10:37 < Mercster> "ware"
10:37 < Mercster> what a fuckin joke
10:37 < fie> /msg m0j0-j0j0 True but he does have his good qualities...
10:37 -!- mode/#se2600 [+q Mercster!*@*] by Corydon76-dig
10:37 <@m0j0-j0j0> fie: /msg fie yeah, I hear he gives good head
10:37 < fie> /msg m0j0-j0j0 for example he's got the softest hands that feel like heaven on the balls when he's slobbin the knob
10:37 <@Corydon76-dig> Okay, guys, enough ragging on ware.
10:38 <@nachoguy> nachoguy: /msg nachoguy quit msging me those inappropriate comments!
10:38 < fie> dear ware, I think I'm in love with you
10:38 < fie> wait scratch that
10:38 <@m0j0-j0j0> at least in love with your mouth and hands
10:39 < fie> dear ware, you seem like you might be cool except for that time at the con when you were more worried about getting your sympathy-con sex and that time after the con when I was heading toward nashville
10:39 < fie> aside from those instances you seem like an ok dude and I hope I don't offend you too much.
10:39 < fie> I do sometimes feel like I pick on you too much but then you don't do anything back so it makes me feel like a douche so fuck you
10:40 < fie> your dearest comrade, fie
10:40 <@Dolemite> Comrade!@$!@#
10:40 < fie> Hail rasputin
10:40 < fie> .... the beer not the person
10:40 -!- mode/#se2600 [+q fie!*@*] by Corydon76-dig
10:40 <@m0j0-j0j0> dear ware, I like you as a person... I guess, but you troll a lot more than is actually funny.
10:40 <@Dolemite> WTF are you?  Princess Anastasia!@?$
10:41 < ware> :)
10:41 < ware> m0j0-j0j0: i barely trolled them
10:41 < ware> but now its quiet
10:41 <@Corydon76-dig> ware: you're welcome.  ;-)
10:41 <@m0j0-j0j0> no, it's your fault!
10:42 < ware> im sorry i inspire my fans to troll like me!
10:42 <@m0j0-j0j0> this is why you have no friends
10:42 <@Corydon76-dig> At least now there's only ragging on ware from people who have a decent SNR
10:42 < ware> try to troll like me*
10:42 < ware> Corydon76-dig: haha
10:42 <@m0j0-j0j0> fuck you
10:43 < ware> Dolemite: played SC2 last night, pretty nice graphics
10:43 <@Dolemite> You log on to pig's account?
10:43 <@Dolemite> or did you obtain a cracked version?
10:44 <@m0j0-j0j0> okay in all siriusness I'm going to do work or go to lunch now
10:44 < ware> d/l'd it with pigs account but then used the loader that out
10:44 < ware> loads up a map with AI and gives you a random race
10:45 < ware> theres new units n stuff and a huge graphics overhaul, but other than that its pretty much still starcraft
10:45 <@Dolemite> One of the things I always loved about StarCraft was that I could actually play it without being online
10:46 < ware> at least from what i could tell.  i wasnt an avid sc1 player tho
10:46 < ware> me too, cause i always get pwned online
10:46 < ware> i liked doing lan play with a friend vs AI
10:46 <@Dolemite> only if the Koreans were awake
10:46 < ware> they play it 24x7 tho
10:47 -!- mode/#se2600 [-q fie!*@*] by Corydon76-dig
10:47 < ware> but anyways, its a good game. i think it will do well
10:48 < ware> http://www.shacknews.com/featuredarticle.x?id=1179
10:48 < fie> Corydon76-dig, Sorry that I failed to notice that anyone was awake and not drunk. I'll try to keep an eye on the time tomorrow.
10:50 <@Dolemite> http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/2010/03/02/olympic_condoms/index.html?source=rss&aim=/mwt/broadsheet
10:50 <@Dolemite> That's the reason why you should become an Olympic athlete
10:51 <@sdodson> Dolemite: hi! you coming to carolinacon?
10:51 <@Dolemite> sdodson : hi!  no, alas, two kids + 1 income = brokeback daddy
10:51 < fie> dear sdodson, 2600net misses you
10:52 < fie> Dolemite, kids get in free
10:55 < fie> Corydon76-dig, Everything is cool right?
10:56 <@Corydon76-dig> Eh?
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10:56 < fie> Corydon76-dig, Well I said sorry, I just wanted to make sure everything was good.
10:57 <@Corydon76-dig> Just up your SNR and you'll be fine
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10:59 <@Corydon76-dig> Ragging on ware isn't the issue.  I do it, too, from time to time.  The issue is that crap overwhelming substantive discussions.  Think "spam" skit from Monty Python.
10:59 < ware> GROVEL HO. GROVEL LIKE YOU WANT HIS WEENIS.
11:00 < ware> stuck waiting for coworker to bring colo key back
11:00 < ware> woohoo
11:01 < ware> 11:01 <Mercster> at least ask for me
11:01 < ware> the  merc wants back
11:01 <@Corydon76-dig> He never left
11:01 < ware> back into the ability to conversate with the rest of the class
11:02 -!- mode/#se2600 [-q Mercster!*@*] by Corydon76-dig
11:02 < Mercster> there we go
11:04 < fie> Corydon76-dig, yeeeah, I'm going to have to disagree with you on the SNR thing. Unless you were just pointing me out as the source of the flood of insanity that everyone was a part of.
11:04 < Mercster> he doesnt have a point
11:04 < Mercster> he just doesnt like me
11:04 < Mercster> ive been a substantial part of the legitimate convo on this channel for the past 3 hours
11:04 < Mercster> at _least_
11:05 < Mercster> he comes in for 5 minutes and sees a sarcastic joke about ware's nickname
11:05 < Mercster> OOH BOY
11:05 < Mercster> LETS START BANNING PPL
11:06 < Mercster> kinda funny
11:07 < fie> Mercster, yeah, you and I have been holding this channel down since 1980
11:07 < Mercster> since i was almost 30
11:07 < fie> .... the video I posted anyway
11:07 < Mercster> haha
11:07 < fie> which I don't think you ever finished watching
11:07 < Mercster> well that video was awesome
11:07 -!- mode/#se2600 [+q Mercster!*@*] by Corydon76-dig
11:08 <@Corydon76-dig> Apparently, it wasn't long enough.
11:09 <@Corydon76-dig> That will stay on for the rest of the day, now.
11:09 < ware> ooOOoOOOoo
11:10  * ware points and whispers to another classmate
11:10  * ware wonders if the teacher is going to give more homework cause Mercster got in trouble
11:10  * ware puts his head down and takes a nap
11:10 <@sdodson> hi
11:10 <@sdodson> what's +q mean?
11:10 <@m0j0-j0j0> queer
11:10 <@Corydon76-dig> Quiesce
11:11 <@sdodson> m0j0-j0j0: that's not nice
11:11 <@nachoguy> Queso!
11:11 <@m0j0-j0j0> sdodson: sorry
11:11 <@Corydon76-dig> It means he can watch the conversation, leave and join at will; he just can't send to the channel
11:11 <@sdodson> No no megusta su sombrero con queso!
11:15 <@m0j0-j0j0> alrighty then
11:16 <@m0j0-j0j0> I'm starving..
11:17 < ware> hooters gives you two stamps on a lunch card on tuesdays
11:17 < ware> 7 stamps and its a free lunch
11:18 <@Corydon76-dig> Nice...
11:18 < ware> and if you buy your coworkers lunch you get to have their stamps!
11:19 < ware> if youre really nice to the gals they will give you extra stamps too
11:24 <@Dolemite> by really nice, you pretend that they don't have 1/2" of makeup caked on to cover up the bruises on their necks that they boyfriends, who really are sweet guys, they just get a little riled up sometimes and don't know their own strength, gave them the night before...
11:27 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: at least I'm a pussy who can post it to the main channel.
11:28 <@m0j0-j0j0> Dolemite: they do tend to always look.... cacked
11:28 <@m0j0-j0j0> caked even
11:29 <@Dolemite> HOOTER's girls are simply 1 maxed out credit card away from doing porn
11:29 <@Corydon76-dig> Heh, our roommate is actually doing porn...
11:30 <@m0j0-j0j0> the hooters by here has a old skanky ho that I always seem to end up with as a waitress :(
11:31 <@Corydon76-dig> Dolemite: if you wanted to see it, I might be able to persuade him to give me the link
11:31 <@Dolemite> Not unless he's a midget in clown makeup
11:32 <@Corydon76-dig> He's a skinny fucker... I'll ask about the clown makeup...
11:33 <@Corydon76-dig> Heh, he went on a date with Sesquipedalian last night
11:44 <@Dolemite> Oh, I forgot to mention that there has to be a goat (literal, not a boy named Goat) and a minimum of two household appliances involved in the sex for it to possibly spark my interest.
11:49 <@nachoguy> C'mon toaster oven and dishwasher
11:50 <@Dolemite> Throw in a Dyson vacuum and I'll have to shut my door for the next 15 minutes.
11:51 <@nachoguy> behind door number three....
11:52 <@nachoguy> a Brand new Rice cooker!
11:52  * Dolemite has a sudden urge to listen to Frank Zappa's rock opera, Joe's Garage
11:54 <@Dolemite> For the uninformed - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe%27s_Garage
11:55 <@Dolemite> "The major themes of the story include groupie migration, mockery of Scientology, appliance fetishism, garage bands, and above all censorship of music as an artform."
11:55 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: I'm going to lunch now
11:55  * m0j0-j0j0 gently kisses Mercster.
11:59 < fie> smacking crack whores cuz I gotta get more! world of warcraft, it's better than 3, you noobs know that you can't beat me. P versus P  pwning 1 2 3. I've killed so many bard that it gets me half hard. I'm long like an integer. I'm strong like my data types. So once i have been tested the average level will be reseted. And, during the next CFP, just remember that they already chose me. What you get is what you see, snorting smack smoking trees. I own 3 or 4 keys so i
11:59 < fie> f you waunt, I'll hook you up with a blunt and I know he might be a jerk but he's good for a smirk you should -q my homeboy merc
12:00 < fie> wiki wiki weeeoww... wiki wikipedia
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12:24 <@coil> hmm is q a new mode?
12:24 <@coil> i guess it means quiet?
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12:25 <@coil> guess so
12:25 <@coil> nice one freenode
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13:29 < kive> coil: http://freenode.net/using_the_network.shtml (you're correct on +q, describes all the others)
13:41 < ware> cooooolllloooooooooo is coooooooollllldd
13:43 <@Corydon76-dig> ware: that's a good thing, though
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13:46 <@coil> oh freenode's ircd is based off of ratbox now
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13:48 <@m0j0-j0j0> coil: hasn't it been for a couple of years?
13:51 < ware> good for them
13:51 < ware> not for me!
13:51 <@Dagmar> Hmm...
13:51 -!- mode/#se2600 [+C] by Dagmar
13:52 <@Dagmar> Nice.  It works.
13:52  * Dagmar tests this.
13:53 <@Dagmar> Good they sorted it so +C doesn't block CTCP action (or at least I didn't get the error message)
13:53 <@coil> no m0j0-j0j0 they were on ircd-seven or some shit
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13:59 <@Neoteric> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc3f4xU_FfQ
13:59 <@Neoteric> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77YBmtd2Rw
13:59 <@Neoteric> you all should watch those vids
13:59 <@Neoteric> and get smart
14:00 < ware> GET SMART.
14:04 <@Dagmar> They are vids on what subject?
14:13 <@Corydon76-dig> Music videos, apparently
14:18 <@Dagmar> Probably a waste of time to even look then.
14:18 <@Dagmar> Thanks for the tipoff
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14:21 < ware> wee
14:21 < ware> SAS5/i integrated controller == no raid
14:21 < ware> which means this trip is pointless
14:22 <@m0j0-j0j0> and cold
14:22 < ware> yuh.
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14:25 < ware> told him hes getting a new server with no raid
14:25 < ware> cause i already started the install! rofl
14:26 < ware> besides, i got a couple of bleach episodes to catch up on
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15:46 < fie> coil is a bottom
15:46 -!- mode/#se2600 [+q fie!*@*] by coil
15:51 -!- mode/#se2600 [-q fie!*@*] by coil
15:56 <@Dagmar> Looks like Darl McBride is trying to make a comeback
15:56 <@Dagmar> Who wants to do the mercy killing
15:56 <@Dagmar> He's formed a new company that aims to buy SCO's mobile business and "certain intellectual property"
15:56 <@Dagmar> It's time to just put him out of his fuckin' misery already
16:03 < ware> http://darkblizz.org/Forum2/sc2-tools/starcraft-ii-beta-launcher/
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16:12 < tzanger> SCO has a mobile business?
16:12 <@Dagmar> Yeah, apparently.
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16:12 < tzanger> what, does he drive by and throw torts at your doorstep kind of like a paperboy?
16:12 <@Dagmar> I'm guessing they bought someone else.
16:13 <@Dagmar> Knowing how insanely fucking SLOW SCO UNIX made any equipment it was installed on, I can't see them writing code that could even draw a screen on a phone before the battery went flat
16:17 < ware> what do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze?
16:17 < ware> do they dream of mauling zebras?
16:17 < ware> or what cat woman looks like in the nude?
16:18 < ware> well dont you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to tyson and your cozy tiger bed
16:18 < ware> and then we're gonna find our best friend doug
16:18 < ware> and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug
16:18 < ware> dooooougggg douuugg ooooohhh doug dougie dougie doug doug
16:19 < ware> but if hes been murdered by a crystal meth tweeaakkerrrr
16:19 < ware> ...well then we're shit outta luck.
16:21 <@coil> nice blog
16:37 < ware> nice troll attempt ops
16:37 <@coil> do you want some of this +q as well
16:37 <@coil> so you can QQ?
16:49 < fie> I heard there is a furry con at the chicken factory, you should go.
16:49 < fie> sike
16:49 < fie> that joke suck before I even thought of it
16:49 < fie> !
16:49 < fie> booyah
16:49 < fie> *store
16:50 -!- Venom_X is now known as Venom_bbl
16:51 <@coil> u mad
16:51  * fie sings oscillations and repleaces the word oscillations with insufflation 
16:54 < fie> is Mercster has -q yet? Someone really should take that off.
16:55 < fie> We're not sucking each others dicks or anything but the shit earlier was overly unjust.
16:55 <@coil> no
16:55 <@coil> no one cares
16:55 < ware> #seFagsville here, keeping the bromance alive
16:56 < fie> I find him entertaining and if you niggers can't handle him then just when he fucks shit up then do +q and call me and I'll be like "merc settle the fuck down nigger"
16:56 < fie> and then he'll be like "no fuck you" and I"ll be like "eat a dick"
16:56 < fie> and then it will be over because it's just that easy.
16:56 < fie> you could write a bot to do it.
16:56 <@Corydon76-dig> fie: /join #mercster
16:57 <@coil> [17:56:47] * Now talking in #mercster
16:57 <@coil> [17:56:48] * calvino.freenode.net sets mode: +nt
16:57 <@coil> [17:56:55] * coil sets mode: +b Mercster!*merc@zeniv.linux.org.uk
16:57 <@coil> lul
16:57 <@Corydon76-dig> Nobody is stopping you from conversing privately with him or starting your own bullshit channel
16:57 < fie> Corydon76-dig, I'm not arguing about it. I just think that you guys have let shit go to far.
16:57 <@coil> now im stopping him
16:57 < fie> Where's the mother fucking social engineering niggers to straighten this shit out?
16:57 <@Corydon76-dig> fie: Yes, and now we're stopping it
16:59 <@Corydon76-dig> If you enjoy his company, by all means.  But that doesn't mean the rest of us have to suffer through it
16:59 < fie> The fact that I can say nigger in here makes this a bull shit channel. That was one of the first things I ever asked in here, check your logs. If I can say nigger then this is a bull shit channel. You being owner sholdn't let personality conflicts cause such retarded bull shit to happen.
17:00 < fie> I mean, if you show me what makes him such a terrible person then I'll and in fact be appreciative.
17:00 <@Corydon76-dig> You're wanting to be banned for saying that word?
17:01 <@Corydon76-dig> If you're asking to be banned, far be it from me to deny you
17:01 < fie> I'd really like to see some logs just so I know.
17:01 < fie> Not trying to be a dick but I'm really curious why it's so bad.
17:01 < ware> i thought #asstricks was the "fuck off" channel?
17:01 <@Corydon76-dig> ware: no, we're all good friends in there
17:02 < ware> id ask how good of friends, but seems like i may regret asking
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17:02 <@Corydon76-dig> bosom buddies
17:03 < fie> ware, hook me up with some logs as to why merc is a bastard plz? <3
17:04 <@Corydon76-dig> I never said he was a bastard, nor has ware, to the best of my knowledge.
17:04 <@Corydon76-dig> However, ware will oblige you, if you like.
17:04 < fie> douche bags are like jews, you can't honestly send them to the gas chamber just because of their flaws.
17:04 < fie> Corydon76-dig, it seems like a common assumption.
17:05 <@Corydon76-dig> fie: your words, not mine
17:05 < fie> Corydon76-dig, I really shouldn't be talking with you about it though
17:05 <@coil> opinions are like assholes, everyone has one
17:05 < fie> You take this all way too seriously.
17:05 < fie> Corydon76-dig, it's cool, I'm cool with calling people bastards.
17:05 < fie> or the jew comment.
17:05 < fie> yeah that too...
17:06 < fie> coil, MDPV makes my opinions right
17:06 < ware> im hackin up podcast subscriptions
17:06 < fie> ware, you saw pianobarfly?
17:07 <@m0j0-j0j0> out
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17:07 <@Corydon76-dig> fie: I honestly don't see what's wrong with expecting people to treat you with respect, regardless of what communications medium is used.
17:07 <@Dagmar> I think perhaps we're looking at this the wrong way
17:08 < fie> Corydon76-dig, knowing his archetype your demand for respect causes a lack of respect as retarded as that is.
17:08 <@Dagmar> Perhaps these people should expect to be banned for behaving like a drooling reprobate.
17:08 < fie> That's why black people are still black.
17:08 < tzanger> http://www.zachtronicsindustries.com/?p=710
17:08 <@Dagmar> At the moment, clearly they expect tolerance and a pat on the head from their mother.
17:10 < fie> Corydon76-dig, and I can't say that it's wrong and I'm not asking you to be a push over but just realize that there's absolutely no point to dealing with it in any way until a very defined line is crossed and hopefully before that the issues and interactions will be normalized
17:10 <@Corydon76-dig> fie: I don't demand respect.  I simply take his lack of it to mean that he does not expect anyone to respect him.  Which is what you're asking me to do.
17:11 <@Corydon76-dig> It's rather silly to ask to be respected when you give none.
17:11 < fie> when you push people like and they retaliate it just feeds into itself until it's too much and then the 10 most vicious furfags are hunting down some wigger in knoxville
17:12 <@Corydon76-dig> fie: I have not pushed him at all, today.  This is the usual way that he treats people.
17:12 < ware>  drooling reprobate
17:12 < ware> nice
17:12 < fie> Corydon76-dig, I'm not asking you to respect him. I'm asking you to tell him to fuck off and die and then change the subject to something palatable
17:13 <@Corydon76-dig> fie: Tried that.  Many times.  In the past.  Does not work with him.
17:13 < ware> doesnt work, the trolls keep trollin
17:13 < fie> Corydon76-dig, I was talking random shit on ware too without reason. Just looking for a reaction. It's the "fuck you" game.
17:13 < ware> fie: if i had ops you'd be banned already for this troll
17:13 < fie> "Hey fuck you buddy" "no fuck you"
17:13 < fie> except we can say nigger in here so it's much more verbally violent
17:14  * ware feeds the troll
17:14 <@Corydon76-dig> fie: see, the difference here is that you're actually honestly trying to persuade me.  Mercster doesn't do that.
17:14 < fie> "they're always like why you be trollin and I'm like immm not trollllin"
17:15 < fie> Corydon76-dig, because he's a wigger and he admits that. I look down on him for that and told him that.
17:16 < fie> Corydon76-dig, I can take a verbal warning just fine... sometimes I get way way far away from myself.
17:16 < fie> I've definitely been busting on ware for no reason at all other than that I had to sleep in a jack in the box parking lot becuase of him! BASTARD!
17:16 < fie> ALL YOUR FAULT!
17:17 < fie> Actually it's mine for losing my job and being poor but freud said it's natural for me to blame ware.
17:17 <@Corydon76-dig> But you fail to see that it's not the trolling that gets him banned
17:17 < fie> Corydon76-dig, go on...
17:17 <@Corydon76-dig> It's that he does absolutely nothing else in here.
17:18 <@Corydon76-dig> Lots of people troll, but most also have worthwhile things to say, and they do appear to hold strong beliefs and will defend them
17:18 < fie> Corydon76-dig, and this is probably why I'm even making any type of attempt to do anything about this at all... check last night's log.
17:19 < fie> We seriously talked for like 3 hours about programming and databases and music
17:19 < ware> just you and him?
17:19 < ware> then why the fuck weren't you pm'ing
17:19 < ware> nobody give s a shit
17:19 < fie> yeah, it was like we were boyfriends in 5th grade
17:19 < fie> sike
17:21 < fie> ware, your attitude oozes a tasty cream that makes a perfect topping for troll brownies
17:21 < fie> pleaze can I has when u r done?
17:22 < fie> I don't have a log for last night
17:22 < fie> I want to say that someone else was talking too
17:22 < fie> fuck if I know...
17:23 < fie> anyway, i'm going to the mother fucking store. I don't give too much of a shit about what actually happens as long as coil doesn't get hurt
17:24 < fie> Also, the very last think on this and then I seriously don't want to talk about it anymore because I think all of my points have been made.
17:24 < fie> you simply need to communicate differently...
17:24 < fie> it's the "fuck you" game
17:25 < fie> I probably made that game up except that it was a social thing before it was a game except it's not really a game it's just a way of acting socially.
17:25 < fie> and cocks
17:26 <@coil> that was besides the camsex
17:26 < fie> On a brighter note, which nobody cares about, especially ware,, my insurance was lowered once becuase I just turned 24 and then again becuase my car is now a "leisure" vehical
17:27 <@coil> that doesn't solve your home situation
17:27  * coil looks at sdodson
17:27 < fie> like how I used commas in commas? I guess that's when you are supposed to use parethesis
17:27  * fie looks at m0j0's trail of fur
17:28 < ware> this is why i started #ware
17:28 < ware> so the dumb shit could have a play pen
17:29 < fie> Oh, I remember that channel.
17:29 < ware> and i could keep happy thoughts in here
17:29 < ware> i / we
17:29 < fie> That seems like ages ago... you seemed like a different person in there.
17:29 < ware> cause i am!
17:29 < fie> I don't really remember you from there
17:29 < fie> But I know you're different now
17:29 <@coil> #phneak was a diaster
17:29 < fie> The you now is from the con
17:30 < fie> the you then is a fading sun beam
17:30 < ware> ware is the new phneak
17:30  * fie puts on his emo-wig
17:30 < ware> lol scort is in there
17:30  * kive shrugs. Anyone that is just gonna be an ass, ramble for hours on end, be all noise and zero signal, should expect to be put in time out pretty regularly. Corydon76-dig was being pretty darn nice, actually, imo. *shrug*
17:30 <@Corydon76-dig> ware is phneak with a metal rod in the leg
17:30 < kive> Watching the scrollbacks from last night/this am kind of just made me want to hurl, mostly.
17:30 < kive> ;)
17:30 <@coil> ware i reregged the chan
17:30 <@coil> so i could perm ban merc
17:30 <@coil> loooooool
17:30 < fie> I'd start #fie but I'm sure that'd last as long as my relationships.
17:31 <@coil> a day?
17:31 < ware> rofl
17:31 <@Corydon76-dig> kive: I got up shortly before 10 today
17:31 < ware> Corydon76-dig: haha exactly
17:32 <@Corydon76-dig> Working at home FTW
17:33 < kive> yeah, I just went through the 3am-10am that was mercster/fie's little alone time in the channel
17:33 < fie> kive, anyone was welcome to join... it's not my fault I ain't got no job and am always on drugs.
17:34 < kive> fie, I don't think either of you really did anything wrong. It was obnoxious and off-topic, nothing new to this channel.
17:34 < kive> But the big kids gave you a time out. Get over it. ;)
17:34 < fie> kive, off topic? Even the start?
17:35 < fie> There was definitely a decent part about programming and databases... not technical but still.
17:35 < kive> like...
17:35 <@Corydon76-dig> Off topic doesn't bother me.  It's the incessant need to overwhelm and dominate any discussion
17:35 < kive> 03:01 < fie> Best MVC API for PHP?
17:35 < kive> 03:19 < Mercster> bring da muthafuckin ruckus
17:35 < kive> 03:20 < Mercster> GHOST FACE
17:35 < kive> 03:20 < Mercster> CATCH tha BLAST of a HYPE VERSE
17:35 < kive> 03:20 < Mercster> my glock BURST
17:35 < fie> more theory that will never be used.
17:35 < kive> 03:20 < Mercster> leave in a HEARSE?
17:35 < kive> 03:21 < Mercster> i did WORSE
17:35 < kive> that's when I tuned out last night, after 20 lines of that crap.
17:35 < fie> kive, kay?
17:35 < kive> I don't have anything before 3am
17:36 <@Corydon76-dig> I have everything.  I really don't care to repost it, though
17:36 < fie> Well the rules on posting random lyrics to a room should be lifted not only because admins are asleep but so is everyone else.....
17:36 < fie> Corydon76-dig, Thanks
17:37 <@Corydon76-dig> It's not like my logs are complete, but when I'm connected, I have logs
17:37 < kive> nor do I care enough to go to logs. Fie, I'll maintain that neither of you did anything wrong. But when you do things that others find obnoxious, like making folks tune out, or rolling the scrollbacks so people can't tell...
17:37 < fie> I'm sure my random middnight talks are less than flattering
17:37 < fie> rolling the scrollbacks?
17:37 < kive> wtf happened when they were gone that they do care about.. people will get irritated. As I said, corydon76-dig was very nice by just using +q. ;)
17:38 < kive> fie, making it so you can't scroll back to stuff of interest, say last night, people other than you and mercster talking
17:38 < ware> http://se2600.org/ircstats/ - eat a dick, cunts! im #1 troll
17:38 <@coil> ware wasn't very popular, getting kicked 418 times!
17:39 -!- ware was kicked from #se2600 by coil [419]
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17:39 <@coil> :D
17:39 < ware> http://se2600.org/ircstats/pics/polerin.jpg
17:39 <@Corydon76-dig> kive: It's actually because I've learned that banning people will cause them to come back with a fury, with alternate nicks and other uhosts that I've started to use +q
17:39 < fie> kive, that's kind of a sensitive subject though.
17:39 < ware> lol@420 kicks
17:39 < kive> anyways, my only point here was in someone fairly independent looking through the logs and sayin I wouldn't have blamed cory if he'd done worse. *shrug*
17:39 <@Corydon76-dig> kive: if they can watch, they're less likely to pull that crap, which is like playing whack-a-mole.  Not effective.
17:40 <@coil> thats a nice pic of polerin
17:40 < fie> kive, other channel uses shouldn't inherently get any more rights than others just because they expect this place to be a low turn over channel.
17:40 < fie> This is all just a matter of opionion... but I"m on drugs so I'm right.
17:41 < fie> This is all..... that one word... that's like logistics?? technicalities?
17:41 <@coil> what drugs
17:41 < kive> fie, that's totally bs, even for something like se2600. Folks that have been around and that are respected by others then help to keep the channel so that it's useful.
17:41 < fie> This is all technicalitie.
17:41 < fie> kive, todd respects me.
17:42 < kive> fie, it's the intended purpose. Get over it. If you want respect, you have a clean slate with me. earn it.
17:42  * kive shrugs.
17:42 <@Corydon76-dig> fie: This isn't about you.  Hell, I respect you, too, and yet you got a brief +q
17:42 < fie> And his respect is transferable simply by looking at the colors on his shirt...
17:42 < kive> Kind of hard to get upset, it's se2600. :)
17:42 < kive> None of the rest of us were ever obnoxious, right? heh
17:43 < fie> I am not looking for respect, it's interesting to receive.
17:43 < fie> But I'm not looking for it.
17:43 < fie> I know I'm obnoxious and awkward and sometimes hard to take but I make up for it in other ways.... in bed.
17:43 < kive> Which begs the question, why even be associated with things like se2600, 2600 period, cons, etc?
17:44 < fie> But you'll have to go to the cons to find that out.
17:44 < ware> ----------------------------
17:44 <@Corydon76-dig> Same.  But otoh, someone should not expect respect when he gives none, as I've said before.
17:44 < ware> hey
17:44 < ware> ----------------------------
17:44 < ware> anyone listen to podcasts regularly?
17:44 <@Corydon76-dig> ware: not regularly.  Rarely.
17:44 < ware> im subscribed to revision3 network
17:44 < ware> just wondering what else is out there
17:44 < ware> diggnation / leo / dvorak
17:45 < ware> etc
17:45 < kive> there are many tubes, ware, that is but one of them
17:45 < fie> Corydon76-dig, that's probably why I don't want respect. I try to keep everyone at a neutral point in my mind with a few basic rules not to break.
17:45 < kive> ;)
17:45 <@Corydon76-dig> fie: and your respect for those rules is what earns you respect from others
17:45 < fie> If you can stay at neutral then you're doing good. Not that I'm to be the judge of everyone... but I do.
17:46 < fie> My opinion doesn't even matter in any case unless it's on the matter of ware.
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17:46 < fie> Corydon76-dig, I have a confession.....
17:46 < fie> <queue dramatic music>
17:46 <@Corydon76-dig> fie: depends on what topic.  I'm not averse to listening to ideas on how to run PhreakNIC, even if the person doesn't live in middle TN
17:47 < fie> sike... it's not a confession but I love to manipulate people to make them better people.
17:47 < fie> I can't handle using any of those skills in any other ways. It's weird, with how much I hate people they are the only things I care about.
17:47  * kive hates middle tn, but still enjoys a good PN. ;)
17:48 < fie> kive, I can agree with t hat.
17:48 < fie> Nash was the worse place I've ever been as far as people asking for cash
17:48 < kive> anyways, afk -- gotta drive to freeside
17:48 < fie> "spare some change"
17:49 < fie> Psht, I'm not gonna touch the con... something always goes wrong and I don't want to get involved.
17:50 < fie> not PN, any con.
17:50 < fie> One of these days I'll cut my balls off and start my own
17:51 < fie> Ok, going to hit the road.
17:53 < kive> fie, start your own con? That's a special brand of crazy.
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18:08 <@Dagmar> It does figure in somewhat that PN is held in one of the worst parts of town, which is why you get so many people asking for change near there.
18:08 <@Dagmar> ...and why those of us who live here keep stressing "DO NOT GO WANDERING AROUND AFTER DARK"
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18:08 <@coil> watch out your car will get broken into as well
18:08 <@coil> in the hotel parking lot
18:11 <@Dagmar> The only reason some of you haven't woken up in a bathtub full of ice is that the people around the hotel don't have the contacts in the black market organ transplant business.
18:14 <@Dagmar> ...that and they'd probably just pay some trucker a fifty to tie your remains to the underside of their rig and drive off.
18:14 <@coil> harsh
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18:45 < Merc> face looks likea  fuckin catcher's mit
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18:48 <@coil> quiet evader
18:48 <@coil> i vote for perm ban
18:48 < Merc> i vote for you sucking my dick, creep
18:49 <@coil> creep? lol
18:49 < Merc> WHY DOES Corydon76-dig'S FACE LOOK LIKE A CATCHER'S MIT
18:49 <@coil> how about shut the fuck up
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19:07 <@mtown_nerd> \o all! :D
19:07 <@coil> hi
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19:27 < ware> aestetix lol http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs075.snc3/14243_166412372674_125058162674_2863437_2847168_n.jpg
19:28 < ware> http://grid9.quadspeedi.net/~w/lolmojo.gif
19:29 <@aestetix> wtf
19:31 <@aestetix> ware: where did you find that
19:31 < ware> http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs055.snc3/14243_166414637674_125058162674_2863464_1290577_n.jpg
19:31 < ware> do i even want to know
19:31 < ware> http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs075.snc3/14243_166414627674_125058162674_2863463_2700006_n.jpg
19:31 < ware> rofl
19:31 <@coil> can someone dns those hosts for me
19:31 <@coil> photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net
19:31 <@coil> hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net
19:39 < fie> coil, please see me in the office I have something I need to talk about.
19:39 < fall0ut> Non-authoritative answer:
19:39 < fall0ut> Name:    a998.mm1.akamai.net
19:39 < fall0ut> Addresses:  72.246.45.74 72.246.45.32 72.246.45.9 72.246.45.81
19:39 < fall0ut> Aliases:  photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net photos-d.ak.facebook.com.edgesuite.net
19:39 < fall0ut> Non-authoritative answer:
19:39 < fall0ut> Name:    hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net
19:39 < fall0ut> Address:  69.63.183.3
19:40 <@coil> ty
19:41 <@coil> hmm that didn't work
19:41 <@coil> trying to setup openvpn but dns isn't working
19:43 < fie> coil makes me boil while I sit a toil. patients running thin masturbation's not a sin so I grab the baby oil and a sheet of foil so my pants don't get stained and soiled because cleaning cum is a pain what a shame that it has to go to waste why don't you put it on your face and put the pics on myspace
19:44 < fie> coil, thanks for having a name that has a lot of rhyming words so that I can rap like a white boy.
19:53 <@Dagmar> You could always just shut the fuck up.
19:53 <@coil> lol
19:54 < fie> Dagmar, and then I realized I"m on the internet.
19:57 < ware> rofl
19:58 < ware> im on the internet, everybody should be my friend!
20:01 < fie> ware, that doesn't work unless you're an underage japanese girl
20:01 < ware> im on the internet, there are no girls
20:01 < fie> underage here anyway.... leval in japain
20:01 < fie> ware, you could be a girl if you want
20:02 < fie> what are you waring?
20:02 < ware> aight
20:02 < fie> I am wearing a chair
20:02 < ware> you need some schooling
20:02 < ware> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rules_of_the_Internet
20:02 < ware> read em, learn em.
20:02 < fie> ware, lies
20:02 < fie> script-off!
20:03 < fie> I'll show you some schooling
20:03 < ware> thats actually a shorter list
20:04 <@coil> is there any cmd.exe i can do to set the dns?
20:04 < ware> http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php5?title=Main_Page
20:04 < ware> coil: yes
20:04 < ware> http://www.petri.co.il/configure_tcp_ip_from_cmd.htm
20:05 < ware> netsh interface ip set dns "Local Area Connection" static 192.168.0.200
20:05 <@coil> cant click no dns
20:05 < ware> As you can see, at a certain point of everything, nothing cannot exist. So in conclusion, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
20:05 <@coil> C:\Users\coil>netsh interface ip set dns "Local Area Connection #3" static 10.69
20:05 <@coil> .0.1
20:05 <@coil> The filename, directory name, or volume label syntax is incorrect.
20:06 <@coil> nm
20:06 <@coil> no #
20:07 < ware> coil++
20:07 <@coil> still cna't dns shit
20:07 < fie> ware, but given the same logic everything will never exist.
20:07 < ware> ping your dns server
20:07 < fie> And at least it will not exist.
20:08 < fie> !exec ping 192.168.2.1
20:08 <@coil> Ping statistics for 10.69.0.1:
20:08 <@coil>     Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
20:08 <@coil> Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
20:08 <@coil>     Minimum = 92ms, Maximum = 176ms, Average = 142ms
20:08 < fie> `ping 192.168.2.1`
20:08 < fie> meh
20:08 <@coil> C:\Users\coil>nslookup google.com 10.69.0.1
20:08 <@coil> Server:  UnKnown
20:08 <@coil> Address:  10.69.0.1
20:08 <@coil> *** UnKnown can't find google.com: Query refused
20:08 <@coil> hmm
20:08 < ware> so your dns server isnt resolving
20:08 < ware> its not yo client
20:09 <@coil> ovpn config issue?
20:09 <@coil> i have that push and pull shit in the conf
20:09 < ware> Welcome to #Troubleshooting101!
20:09 < fie> coil, everything is infinnite so you cannot define any point at which everything exists.
20:09 < fie> infinite too
20:09 < ware> whelp
20:09 < fie> or ware
20:09 < ware> what is your default gateway on the ovpn client
20:10  * fie sets random nick colors
20:10 < ware> Irssi 0.8.12 (20071006) - http://irssi.org/
20:10 < fie> coil, just noob out on it and install pfsense
20:10 <@coil> wtf
20:10 <@coil> it doesn't have one
20:10 < ware> HHHRRRRMMMMMM
20:10 <@coil> it had one
20:10 <@coil> last time
20:11 < ware> !!!!!
20:11 < fie> It had a what?
20:11 < fie> what is it?
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20:11 < scorrt> hi from openvpn
20:12 < scorrt> i dont have a gateway but im online still
20:12 < scorrt> windows lies
20:12 <@coil> maybe i need to redo the tap interfaces
20:13 <@coil> gateway should be 10.69.0.1 though
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20:13 < fie> <scorrt> hi from openvpn
20:13 < ware> ohai!
20:13 < scorrt> nat is working
20:13 < ware> yah
20:13 < scorrt> just not dns
20:14 < ware> 66.172.125.206.in-addr.arpa. 3600 IN    PTR     myfet.us.
20:14 < ware> loool
20:15 < scorrt> i dont have that hostname any more :(
20:15 < scorrt> gotta get a new domain
20:15 < fie> coil, teach me about the niche that VPN fills and what you use to setup clients
20:16 < scorrt> i've just gen certs
20:16 < ware> i got a few, phneak.net stonermoments.org apartment610.com warebrothers.net
20:16 < scorrt> ok reinstalling the tap interfaces
20:16 < ware> hackerconsortium.org i think
20:16 < scorrt> point me some a records nig
20:17 < ware> err hackerconsortium.biz
20:17 < ware> and .net
20:17 < ware> thought they expired tho
20:17 < fie> I am passing out at the computer
20:18  * fie equips his anticoil rape equipment
20:18 < fie> speaking of defcon.....
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20:20 < fie> Mmmm
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21:28 <@sdodson> coil: wtf do you want?
21:29 <@coil> what
21:29 <@coil> dont think i hilighted your nick
21:29 <@coil> did i ?
21:29 <@sdodson> 18:27 #se2600:  * coil looks at sdodson
21:30 <@coil> oh
21:30 <@coil> well read the line above that jeeze
21:33 <@sdodson> coil: why are you so cranky?
21:33 <@coil> im not?
21:41 < ware> IM NOT OKAY
21:41 < ware> IM FINE
21:41 < ware> JEEZ.
21:44 <@sdodson> ware: hi
21:48 < ware> howdy
21:53 <@Dagmar> Who was that 'helldive' bloke with the multiple connections?
21:54 <@coil> it was me fine tuning the vpn
21:54 <@coil> srrry
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22:33 <@Dagmar> coil: No problem.  I was just wondering.
22:33 <@Dagmar> It's not like someone could really flood the channel with a bunch of unregistered clones.  +R kills that
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23:10 <@coil> yeah isn't that why they switched ircds anyways, from that script or whatever going around?
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23:19 <@Dagmar> Yep.
23:19 <@Dagmar> +R was there before that tho
23:19 <@Dagmar> It just wasn't really solving the problem since most channels don't sit around +R
23:20 <@Dagmar> This new one can do some more detailed checks on clients that connect, which apparently puts a stop to the whole 'blind http connection' thing
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