--- Log opened Mon Mar 01 00:00:06 2010
00:00 <@dasunt> She called back, started bitching out (to my manager) how rude my coworker was to her, then changed her tune when she discovered we had an audio pickup at the counter.
00:02 <@dasunt> There are people I have to deal with where I make it a point that they go through several different people just so I can have someone to back me up that they are insane.
00:02 <@Corydon76-dig> Isn't it a misdemeanor to lie to a LEO?
00:03 <@dasunt> Prolly.
00:03 <@dasunt> Will she be charged?
00:03 <@dasunt> No.
00:03 <@dasunt> He'
00:03 <@Corydon76-dig> Only if management wishes it
00:03 <@Corydon76-dig> Still, you should let the woman know that it's a crime, and that you're opting not to press charges... THIS time...
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00:04 <@Corydon76-dig> Or make her take an oath and charge her with perjury
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00:29 <@dasunt> Heh.
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07:03 < Shadow404> has anyone ever given or taken a techenical interview ofr a noc postion before?
07:13 <@Evilpig> both
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08:36 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
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08:54 < ware> [MAINSCREEN]# turn on && get signal
08:54 <@Dolemite> kill -15 ware
08:55 < ware> You do not have permission to execute
08:55 <@Dolemite> sudo kill -9 ware
08:56 < ware> Password:
08:56 < ware> Incorrect, please try again:
08:56 <@Dolemite> G1mpyb30tch
08:56 < ware> Incorrect, please try again:
08:56 < ware> Incorrect, please try again:
08:56 < Shadow404> ware: what the fuck is that?
08:56 < Shadow404> seriously?
08:56 < ware> An email has been sent to an administrator.
08:56 < Shadow404> is that for a bot or soemthing
08:56 < Shadow404> aka w4re im guessing?
08:56 <@Dolemite> it's his new standard greeting
08:56 < ware> ^^ duh
08:57 <@Dolemite> just like my waking the be0tches and h0ez
08:57 < ware> im just sayin good morning and hello
08:57 < Shadow404> fail
08:57 <@Dolemite> but you did ask for a signal
08:57 < ware> 08:57 Aliases:
08:57 < ware> 08:57 morning    /say [MAINSCREEN]# turn on && get signal
08:57 <@Dolemite> man kill
08:57 <@Dolemite> NAME
08:57 <@Dolemite>        kill - send a signal to a process
08:57 < ware> ooohhh
08:57 < ware> i see
08:57 <@coil> /say [MAINSCREEN]# turn on && get signal
08:58 < Shadow404> diaf and get signal
08:58 < ware> [MAINSCREEN]# turn on && setup bomb
08:59 <@Dolemite> set us up the bomb
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09:04 < ware> f it! we'll do it live!
09:05 < ware> i hate cleaning up malware off a pc remotely for the 4th time
09:05 < ware> in 2.5 years*
09:06 < ware> cause ya know its just gonna come back
09:07 < Shadow404> sounds like you need to give some user education?
09:11 <@coil> or install linux
09:11 < ware> im hoping another fat bill will intice someone to not let this chick use a computer
09:11 <@nachoguy> mr0nin
09:11 < ware> howdy
09:13 <@nachoguy> someone remind me, why am I not independently wealthy?
09:13 < ware> you love the daily grind and bs of IT
09:14 <@Dolemite> nachoguy : Because your parents weren't thoughtful enough to steal from others to provide you with a life of luxury.
09:14 <@nachoguy> Dolemite, nah, I mena, I could have won the lottery, or been in some car crash and sued for tons of money
09:15 <@Dolemite> Ware was in a car crash but didn't sue for money.  Look where it go him - hanging out with us on IRC all day!
09:15 < ware> hehe well, ill let ya know how the crash thing works out
09:15 < ware> oh im suing, hoping for default judgement right now
09:15 < ware> but surely that dumb bitch will get representation
09:16 < ware> i dont think she has any money that i can get tho
09:16 < ware> *shrug* have to see
09:16 <@nachoguy> ware, what happened?  Her fault, I take it
09:16 < ware> yeah she pulled out in front of me across 2 lanes
09:16 < ware> stopped in my lane cause she thought it was the turn lane
09:17 < ware> she "didnt see me" but "i was speeding"
09:17 <@nachoguy> were you?
09:17 < ware> hood rat fuckin nigger homama obama lover
09:17 < ware> i was going 50~ in a 45
09:17 <@coil> thats highly racial
09:18 <@nachoguy> Coil!  his speed was not racial!
09:18 < ware> pardon my racism
09:18 <@nachoguy> ware, yeah, that's not really anything
09:18 < ware> but shes wrecked my life a bit
09:18 <@nachoguy> they will do that
09:18 <@nachoguy> happened to moy brother
09:19 < ware> got a fat $80k hospital stay bill that i gotta figure out how ima start paying for lol
09:19 <@nachoguy> that broad was nuts, thankfully th courts sorted it out fairly quickly
09:19 < ware> probably be paying on it for awhile!
09:19 <@coil> dont pay for it
09:19 <@coil> let obama do it
09:19 < ware> unless that debt gets shifted to her via courts
09:19 < ware> but im not sure how that works
09:20 <@nachoguy> I know if you have aflack, they cover some of that shit
09:20 <@nachoguy> doesn't help you now, but for the future
09:20 < ware> yuh
09:20 < ware> i went cheap on my bike insurance and didnt have UMI coverage
09:20 <@coil> so the next time when this happens you'll know ware
09:21 <@nachoguy> oh shit, you were on your bike?
09:21 < ware> which would have helped cause this ho didnt have car insurance on a car she was still making payments on
09:21 <@Dolemite> broke his penis in 5 places!
09:21 <@nachoguy> lucky you're in one piece
09:21 <@Dolemite> Every 2mm
09:21 < ware> yah, broke my right femur in half lol
09:21 < ware> got implants
09:21 < ware> rofl
09:21 < ware> titanium rods and screws
09:22 < ware> woohoo~ gogo gadget gimpy leg
09:24 < ware> http://www.stereopsis.com/flux/
09:24 < ware> pretty nice, i put my location on the opposite side of the world so it dims during the day
09:24 < ware> can turn it on/off to give your eyes a break
09:35 < fie> dear ware, I knew u were a cybr0g
09:37 <@coil> are there kfc buffets in tn?
09:38 <@nachoguy> there are shoneys!
09:46 <@Dolemite> Change
09:46 <@Dolemite> #18462 Mon 03/01/2010 08:30
09:46 <@Dolemite> to
09:46 <@Dolemite> Mon 03/01/2010 16:00 Change IP and name of EngOlin AP's Workgroup w/o Degradation, or Single User Outage Dycus, Mark  No impact  InProgress
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09:46 <@Dolemite> er, oops, right clicky
09:47 <@Dolemite> sorry about that
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10:06 < ware> Test your knowledge: /28 is how many usable hosts?
10:06 <@coil> 5
10:07 <@coil> oh
10:07 <@nachoguy> 14
10:07 <@coil> thats /29
10:07 <@coil> whoops
10:08 < ware> nacho 1
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10:23 < ware> Dolemite: do you have an interview for that NOC position from someone with initials JA
10:23 < ware> or do they hit HR first?
11:07 <@Corydon76-lap> http://pleaserobme.com
11:08 <@nachoguy> Corydon76-lap: the twitter/facebook "I'm on vacation" thing?
11:08 <@Corydon76-lap> Not just...
11:09 < ware> wewt. new customer up on teh emailz filterinz servicez
11:09 <@Corydon76-lap> All a thief needs to do is subscribe to their Twitter feed, and they'll inform the thief when they're leaving the house, and when they're coming home...
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11:38 < ware> chicken and rice
11:38 < ware> chicken and rice
11:38 < ware> oh so nice its chicken and rice
11:40 < eryc> http://popup.lala.com/popup/2810527659671841806
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11:41 < Ronin|work> AWESOME flood, Dolemite!!!!
11:41 < eryc> oops ww
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11:49 < ware> http://lifehacker.com/5481921/the-day-traders-paradise
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12:09 < ware> http://na.blackberry.com/eng/services/business/server/express/
12:09 < ware> download available today!
12:12 < ware> Very shortly, you will be receiving an email from electronicsoftwaredistribution@rim.com containing a link to download the software, as well as instructions on how you can access free helpful resources designed to assist with the installation and management of BlackBerry Enterprise Server Express.
12:12 < ware> ham on
12:12 < ware> ham on
12:12 < ware> ham on whole wheat, alllrriiiigght!
12:22 <@Dolemite> ware : They have to go through HR first
12:23 < ware> my buddy has an interview on thursday
12:23 < ware> hes a tard
12:24 < ware> so he should fit in great with yall! ;)
12:28 <@Dolemite> If he has an interview then it's not for this position.  I haven't set any up, yet.
12:34 <@Dolemite> Recruiter left me a message before lunch, I'm waiting on him to call me back.
12:34 <@Dolemite> Something about "all these people that have applied look like tards to me."
12:37 < ware> :P
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13:45 <@Dolemite> heh, definitely a different job market than the last time I had an opening
13:45 <@Dolemite> recruiter says there are 47 resumes in the hopper so far
13:45 < ware> should be getting lots
13:45 < ware> yeah
13:45 < ware> i got lucky with getting my job back
13:45 < ware> and a %25 raise
13:46 <@Dolemite> I'm surprised you didn't take a leave of absence
13:46 <@Dolemite> FMLA requires them to give you 12 weeks unpaid leave for medical reasons
13:46 < ware> i was in a pissy quarter life crisis
13:46 < ware> thats what i shoulda done
13:46 <@Dolemite> s/medical/qualified medical/
13:46 <@Dolemite> Ah, so you quit
13:46 < ware> yeah
13:46 <@Dolemite> but hey, you got that big raise out of it
13:46 < ware> we came to the agreement that it was a mutual decsion
13:47 <@Dolemite> and this time you didn't have to suck the cock, like last time!
13:47 < ware> haha true
13:56 <@Dolemite> ok, time to go see the doctor and let her tell me to cough
13:58 < ware> cup the balls!
14:23 < fie> ware, I taught you well.
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14:39 < ware> negatronix
14:39 < ware> 4ft bong hits
14:40 < ware> retarded high talkin nigga ebonix
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15:50 < ware> Evilpig: http://www.gamingnewslink.com/2010/02/28/tutorial-play-starcraft-2-beta-crack-with-ai-starcraft-2-beta-ai-maps/
16:08 < Ronin|work> Evilpig is gonna get ganked if he speaks of SC2 Beta in my presence
16:09 <@Dolemite> You mean the fact that he got 2 kes?
16:09 <@Dolemite> er, keys
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16:20 < ware> pfft, who needs a key
16:20 < ware> he gave me his bnet creds!  cept i gotta call him to get the authenticator code when i wanna login
16:20 <@Dolemite> Only those that want to play against others...  receive patches...   you know, silly stuff ;)
16:20 < ware> i bet you havent even used your key yet have you dole!
16:20 <@Dolemite> nope
16:20 < ware> UGG
16:21 < ware> give2me!
16:21 <@Dolemite> this weekend
16:21 < ware> me ruv u rong time
16:21 <@Corydon76-lap> Thought you were already someone's bitch...
16:22 < ware> nope
16:22 <@Dolemite> ware will always be my little side be0tch, anyway
16:22 <@Corydon76-lap> Oh, she dumped you and found another bitch while you were hobbling around?
16:23 < ware> if youre referring to my lady friend, we're still each others bitches atm
16:24 <@Corydon76-lap> I mean the one who dresses you in diapers and spanks your rear end
16:24 < ware> youre dreamin again
16:25 <@Corydon76-lap> Not my fantasy
16:26 <@coil> i fuck fatties in fursuits ok
16:26 <@Dolemite> yiff!  riff!
16:27 <@Dolemite> er, s/riff/yiff
16:27 <@coil> yiff!!!
16:31 < ware> yak.
16:31 < ware> im d/ling at 2mb/s
16:31 < ware> from teh ternetz
16:32 <@coil> you're so elite. i don't know how you do it ware.
16:32 < ware> srs. takes skill
16:32 < ware> you will never be as leet as me, but i appreciate your trying
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17:13 < Mercster> i cant have a lady doctor cuz she'd see my tiny penis
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17:19 <@freakn> boo
17:23 <@Corydon76-lap> Evening, freakn
17:23 <@freakn> any updates on outerz0ne you know of?
17:23 <@freakn> and evening to you
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17:38 <@Corydon76-lap> All I know is that SkyDog is very busy at work
17:47 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: jelk
17:48 < Mercster> whats jelk
17:59 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: I'm at work so I can't go into that... but I'm sure it's on the wiki or you can google it
18:00 <@m0j0-j0j0> brb
18:01 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: sounds fun
18:07 <@m0j0-j0j0> *shrug* I have enough problems with what I already got so it's not my issue
18:08 < Mercster> whats that, we're supposed to believe your penis is too largew
18:08 <@m0j0-j0j0> my junk is about average I guess, but I have huge bull nuts because I used to be really over weight
18:09 < Mercster> oh
18:09 < Mercster> well thats not so bad, just dont sit on 'em
18:09 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: happens from time to time... that's why I don't wear boxers
18:09 < Mercster> you need full control briefs
18:09 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: usually I wear compression shorts
18:12 <@m0j0-j0j0> biggest problem (other than things being really obvious) is taking a poo
18:16 < eryc> http://apina.nwpshost.com/full/26917.gif
18:18 <@m0j0-j0j0> eryc: nsfw... on that note... I'm going home.  Ya'll have a good night.
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18:19 < Mercster> i dont have any sympathy for NSFW people
18:19 < Mercster> you guys are supposed to be tech nerds
18:19 < Mercster> FIND THE GUY WHO RUNS THE FIREWALL
18:19 < Mercster> BEFRIEND THAT GUY
18:19 < Mercster> totally bush league move
18:19 < Mercster> tech job 101
18:19 < eryc> pretty much
18:20 < eryc> my irc didnt come with training wheels
18:20 < Mercster> if you're worried about what you're pulling up at work, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
18:20 < eryc> figure it out
18:20 < eryc> http://apina.nwpshost.com/medium/m_27059.jpg
18:20 < Mercster> eryc: nice tits, but i fear her ass is lackluster :/
18:20 < Mercster> she needs to gain 10lbs
18:21 < Mercster> then the ass would be sufficiently dumpy
18:21 < eryc> i never signed a no-porn agreement
18:21 < eryc> im not convinced
18:23 < eryc> http://apina.nwpshost.com/full/26769.gif
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19:48 < eryc> http://videomahzeni.blogspot.com/2009/09/dalis-kazasi-sonuna-kadar-mutlaka.html
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21:36 < fie> Those evil natured robots are programmed to destroy us.
21:37 < epoxy> no it's just the chinese
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21:44 < fie> epoxy, same thing.
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21:49 < ware> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyCrRrw-rc4
21:54 < epoxy> aw almost a nip
21:55 < epoxy> they need one that vibrates.
21:55 < fie> My new wife at 0:38
21:56 < fie> epoxy, there's plenty of tities on youtube if you're really bored.
21:57 < fie> vag and peen and anus too
21:57 < fie> it's everywhere
21:57 < epoxy> just got to play with some an hour ago
21:57 < fie> epoxy, me too except they were my own
21:57 < fie> HAHAHHA FAT
21:58 < epoxy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po2lGo7LIPM&NR=1
21:58 < epoxy> just watch it with the volume off
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22:02 <@mtown_nerd> Evenin', folks
22:02 < epoxy> hello
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