--- Log opened Sat Feb 13 00:00:06 2010
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06:23  * Lissa yawns
06:28 <@Evilpig> quit that
06:28 <@Evilpig> too early for yawning
06:28 <@Evilpig> only been at work for 7 hours now
06:33 < Lissa> aw
06:35 < Lissa> i'm at my weekend job...and i've only been here for 35 minutes
06:36 <@Evilpig> I want to hook a cattle prod to my coworker's chair
06:40 <@Evilpig> I should be allowed a button that will send voltage through his chair for when he falls asleep
06:40 <@Evilpig> he'd either quit.  or quit falling asleep very quickly
06:52 < Lissa> heh
07:20 <@Shadow404> Evilpig: you might enjoy that too much
07:40 <@Evilpig> I have work todo now.  he does to, but youtube is more important.
07:46 < Lissa> kick him
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08:32 < Lissa> peaches: you working today?
08:35 < Peaches1984> yeah whats up
08:39 < Lissa> need something :)
08:39 < Lissa> what time do you go in?
08:42 < Peaches1984> i am here we open at 9
08:56 < Lissa> Oh.  Well..i'm at work until noon...so I'll stop by on my way home (if you'll be there)
09:12 <@Evilpig> fucker was just asleep again
09:12 <@Evilpig> I woke him up trying to come back into the NOC and the fingerprint scanner was being a dick about scanning a wet finger
09:15 < Lissa> geez.
09:15 < Lissa> isn't sleeping on the job grounds for termination?
09:15 <@Evilpig> yes
09:16 <@Corydon76-dig> That probably means that he wasn't doing his deadman switch activity
09:16 <@Evilpig> but we already went through this with HR.  1) it's my word vs his about him being asleep.  2) I am not allowed to video him sleeping  3) nobody else in this building will verify that he was asleep.  they want no part of this 
09:18 <@Corydon76-dig> So the only method you have left is to wake up Dolemite and hope the fucker is still asleep when he gets there
09:18 <@Evilpig> which he won't be
09:18 <@Evilpig> since dolemite lives 30 minutes away
09:19 <@Evilpig> there is no method left.  it's cattle prod time
09:19 < fall0ut> airsoft + face
09:19 <@Evilpig> and then he can answer the question to HR.  "well if you weren't asleep then why'd you let him get so close with a cattle prod?!"
09:19 <@Corydon76-dig> Evilpig: actually, I have another method that may help
09:20 <@Corydon76-dig> Are you familiar with the annoytron?
09:20 <@Evilpig> yup
09:20 <@Evilpig> i'd swear there was one in here for a while
09:20 < fall0ut> haha
09:20 < fall0ut> I annoy-a-tron'd a co-worker
09:20 <@Corydon76-dig> Drive the guy nuts and break him
09:20 < fall0ut> and had the whole office in on it
09:21 < fall0ut> it'd go off, and he'd go "DID YOU HEAR THAT?"
09:21 < fall0ut> everybody would answer "No, what are you talking about?"
09:21 <@Evilpig> the problem with the annoy-a-tron idea is that I also work with Dagmar.  he's already |__| <-- that close to snapping
09:22 <@Evilpig> pretty sure this is safe enough to show.  this is what I accomplished last night.  http://wilpig.org/temp/PRE_2010-02-13-091320.jpg
09:22 <@Corydon76-dig> Well, you switch it off while you're there, and turn it back on before you leave
09:23 <@Evilpig> I should have worn a t-shirt last night cause I am a mess now
09:24 <@Corydon76-dig> Evilpig: maybe HR won't believe a video, but Dolemite might
09:24 <@Evilpig> dolemite abides by HR
09:25 <@Corydon76-dig> Another idea... verify that he's sleeping, then make a nagios process go red
09:25 <@Evilpig> he sleeps through those
09:25 <@Corydon76-dig> Right, but that's the purpose... if he cannot alert staff when something goes wrong, then he's not doing his job
09:26 <@Evilpig> he isn't doing his fucking job.  that part went out the window a long ass time ago
09:26 <@Corydon76-dig> Then you bring up... why didn't he alert staff?
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10:12 <@Evilpig> what is better than sleeping at work?   taking a lunch break after that!  you know with our lunch time being 5am - 7am so taking a "lunch" break to goto the bank for 30 minutes at 9:30 is totally called for
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13:20 < ware> Evilpig: LOOOL
13:58 <@dasunt> Heh.
13:59 <@dasunt> http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs156.snc3/18377_1336641865946_1528093196_858891_1790748_n.jpg
14:00 <@dasunt> woops, 404.
14:00 <@dasunt> http://www.ursamundi.org/~dasunt/sober_ride.jpg
14:00 <@dasunt> There, that's better.
14:00 <@dasunt> Since all you folks in the South are posting OMG snow pictures.
14:09 < Todd> I want snow.
14:45 < xtort-> take some of mine, i have plenty
15:06 <@sdodson> dasunt: the snow last night was weak :(
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19:08 <@aestetix> so
19:08 <@aestetix> I now have mega geek bragging rights
19:08 <@aestetix> http://www.flickr.com/photos/metaphorge/4353470008/
19:08 <@aestetix> I took this photo
19:08 <@dasunt> sdodson: Alas.  :(
19:27 <@sasquatc4> mmmm, new headphones, <3 akg 240's
19:44 <@sdodson> aestetix: wtf is that bullshit?
21:11 <@Dagmar> Nowadays it's not enough to just run a website
21:11 <@Dagmar> You need to be good looking, too.
21:12 <@Dagmar> Oppression doesn't have the same sting if you've never, ever been subject to it
21:12 <@Dagmar> wrong chan
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22:20 < ware> http://www.amazon.com/AKG-Acoustics-K-240-Studio-Headphones/dp/B0001ARCFA
22:20 < ware> sasquatc4: those look nice
22:20 < ware> and comfy
22:22 <@sasquatc4> yah, been testin em out, very very comfy, they are alot lighter than most other headphones i got, cause they are open back ones i guess, but i hardly notice they are on after 5min
22:22 <@sasquatc4> brb
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22:28 <@sasquatc4> so yea, i like em so far, lettin em run through a burn in overnight just for the hell of it too
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22:48 <@sdodson> where's my SNL, wtf is this olympic bullshit
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