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13:39 <@sdodson> [1NF0]: hi
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13:44 < Shadow404> sdodson: diaf
13:45 <@Corydon76-dig> Ah, the uncreative, using tired, old insults, instead of coming up with new ones.
13:46 < Shadow404> why fix whats not broken
13:47 <@Corydon76-dig> Yo' momma's such a bitch, every dog in the neighborhood tries to mount her
13:47 < Shadow404> woot, what kind of raid do they mount/
13:47 < Shadow404> ?
13:50 < Shadow404> wait a sec, i think this is the most text ive seen in this channel for a while
13:50 <@sdodson> Shadow404: how's it going?
13:51 < Shadow404> good, looking at possible jobs
13:51 <@sdodson> Shadow404: can you teach me how to get a sugar momma so i don't have to do anything on my own?
13:51 < Shadow404> got 2 interviews this week
13:51 <@sdodson> Shadow404: leet
13:52 < Shadow404> sugar momma?
13:52 < Shadow404> haha
13:52 < Shadow404> i wish
13:52 <@Corydon76-dig> sdodson: 1) get thin, 2) get hard, 3) stay hard
13:52 <@sdodson> Corydon76-dig: ok, i'm working on that
13:52 < Shadow404> i will have to admit, i do have a sugar momma when it comes to cooking though
13:52 < Shadow404> mmmmm yeah
13:52 <@Corydon76-dig> sdodson: TMI
13:53 < Shadow404> oh man, quiet in the office today
13:53 < Shadow404> i got an arduino mega for xmas, so im busy learning to program that
13:53 <@sdodson> Shadow404: were you working now?
13:53 < Shadow404> internap
13:53 <@sdodson> Corydon76-dig: you know you wanted to know
13:53 < Shadow404> been here for a few years now
13:54 <@Corydon76-dig> sdodson: just protecting the masses
13:54 < Shadow404> hmm, wondering if i should add to the masses or not
13:54 <@sdodson> Corydon76-dig: but srsly i'm gonna get all buff and shit
13:54 <@sdodson> and whipe too
13:54 < Shadow404> would love to see the look on your faces if i walk into a future con with version 2.0
13:54 <@Corydon76-dig> Shadow404: interviewing at the zoo?  I hear they have an opening for a monkey
13:55 < Shadow404> Corydon76-dig: yeah, trying to get away from that
13:55 < Shadow404> looking at a few cushy monitoring service companies
13:55 <@Corydon76-dig> Shadow404: Gah!  Darwin will have failed!
13:55 < Shadow404> haha
14:16 <@sdodson> Shadow404: I normally suggest people adopt children, pets etc. Don't support the breeders, etc. But I feel it's imperitive in your situation that you do not breed.
14:18 <@sdodson> http://i.imgur.com/e3GxE.jpg "Shit the webcam broke, i'll just send it in to get fixed" apple versus dell
14:21 < Shadow404> bahahaha
14:24 <@coil> did you make that sdodson
14:24 <@sdodson> coil: no
14:24 <@coil> since when is the last time a web cam broke on a imac
14:25 <@coil> never cuz apples hardware is perfect in every aspect
14:25 <@sdodson> coil: that's what the mactards in the other channel where it was first posted said
14:25 <@coil> im half way trolling
14:25 <@sdodson> coil: wtf ever, mactards get hard about apple care because they all have to use it
14:25 <@coil> posing as a mactard
14:25 <@coil> lol
14:25 <@coil> trolled
14:25 <@coil> so quick on the responses
14:25 <@sdodson> Every mac users i know of has had their system replaced or major repairs at apple care.
14:25 < eryc> that is alot of cables on the pc
14:25 <@sdodson> ya.
14:26 <@sdodson> wtf is that on top of the dell?
14:26 <@coil> sdodson i only had to use applecare when i spilled soda in my macbooks keyboard and killed my laptop
14:26 <@coil> apple replaced it for free :D (after cleaning up any evidence of soda)
14:26 < Shadow404> exactly
14:26 < Shadow404> they should make it spill proof
14:26 <@sdodson> coil: apple has moisture sensors on everything now, you'd be pwned
14:27 <@sdodson> whiel visiting the genius bar i heard two iphone users told "lolz you got it wet kthnx buy another"
14:27 <@coil> glad i just buy pc parts and build my own
14:27 <@coil> well fuck an iphone
14:27 <@coil> fuck that shit
14:28 < eryc> lucky for me they replaced my iphone
14:28 <@sdodson> eryc: after you jizzed on it?
14:28 < eryc> i think i had defective moisture sensors
14:28 < eryc> yup
14:28 < eryc> and it was a month out of warranty
14:28 < eryc> they were probably just gay
14:28 <@sdodson> sweet, i just exceded my flickr limit
14:29 <@sdodson> eryc: the moisture sensor is in the headphone jack so they don't even have to take it apart to tell you you're screwed
14:29 < eryc> ya there are 2 on it
14:29 < eryc> and they all carry keychain led lights
14:30 <@coil> whats the flickr limit
14:30 <@coil> is it by mb or uploads
14:30 < eryc> i probably had a look on my face like if u tell me know im gonna crank up coil's ragemeter
14:30 < eryc> er no
14:30 < eryc> heh
14:30 <@coil> brb trolling #apple
14:31 <@coil>  syko> an apple a day keeps the doctor away idiot
14:31 <@coil> lol.
14:31 < eryc> if u steal my apple ima push u out the window like a taiwanese factory slave
14:36 <@sdodson> coil: 100mb per month
14:52 <@sdodson> finally uploaded all my pics from India
14:57 < eryc> did u find any good hookers
14:59 <@coil> sdodson whats your flickr url
15:04 < Shadow404> he wants to flick your url?
15:28 <@Dagmar> By the way... I just want to take a moment to say "I was right about Iran"
15:28 <@Dagmar> Pulling a bullshit coverup on the election was a mistake that *it* making the place tear itself apart
15:33 < Shadow404> so they admitted it was scammed?
15:40 <@Dagmar> Nope
15:41 <@Dagmar> It will probably never be known for sure unless they were really stupid and wrote it down somewhere
15:41 <@Dagmar> People tearing shit up was all over CNN last night
15:41 <@Dagmar> They've instituted a media blackout
15:43 < Shadow404> again?
15:44 <@Dagmar> Oh yes
15:45 <@Dagmar> It's generally how you know they've got riots before the stuff makes it onto YouTube
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18:53 < dasunt_> Why my job sucks.
18:54 < dasunt_> Called "you redid blah blah blah computer and now my mouse scroll doesn't work."
18:54 < dasunt_> Er, caller.
18:54 < dasunt_> Helldesk peon "did you reboot?"
18:54 < dasunt_> Caller:  "I *don't* have to do that"
18:54 < dasunt_> Helldesk peon:  "Okay, let me log in remotely."
18:55 < dasunt_> *peon logs in remotely.  Peon sees the new hardware detected, reboot message.  Peon reboots computer without telling caller.  Scroll wheel now works.
18:55 < dasunt_> Bonus:  This was an engineer.
18:55 < dasunt_> *sigh*
19:06 <@Dagmar> Bleh.
19:06 <@Dagmar> Negative pressure sucks
19:07 <@Dagmar> Once again, I get a high airflow temp warning on a rack and the solution is to dork around with the sensor so that warm air drifting out of the top of it isn't drifting over across the sensor
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19:19 < dasunt_> LOL.
19:19 < dasunt_> Dagmar: Well, obviously, the high airflow temp warning has went away?
19:19 < dasunt_> So what's the problem?
19:22 <@Dagmar> The airflow in that room is weird, and there are literally currents that will change for about a day if we have to have the doors open between the two rooms
19:23 <@Dagmar> So basically, there's an air current that will come up the back of the rack and add just enough pressure that warm air will spill down the front of the rack in an eddy about four inches or so deep
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19:23 <@Dagmar> Like, just far enough to heat up the inflow sensor by about five to seven degrees
19:23 < dasunt_> Sounds like a complicated problem.  Have you considered an extreme solution:  Replace the air temperature sensor with the appropriate capacitor?
19:23 < dasunt_> Er, resistor.
19:23  * dasunt_ has brain damage today.
19:24 < dasunt_> In my defense, I swear every time I pick up the phone at work, some neurons strangle other neurons for a mercy kill.
19:25 <@Dagmar> heh
19:25 <@Dagmar> No, actually on my next long weekend I intend to start going round the entire datacenter moving the sensors from the top front of the racks and tying them to the top inside of the door
19:26 < dasunt_> Today's highlight was someone who just got a machine reloaded, had a message on his machine saying new hardware was detected and hte machine had to be rebooted to work properly, had a mouse that wasn't scrolling, and was questioning the technician on why he had to reboot.
19:26 <@Dagmar> "cuz the machine says so"
19:26 < dasunt_> Bonus:  This was an engineer.
19:26 < dasunt_> We remoted in and just rebooted the fucker as soon as we saw the message.
19:30 <@Dagmar> Wow.
19:30 <@Dagmar> Those Florida cops are mean
19:31 < dasunt_> Oh?
19:31 <@Dagmar> Yeah, apparently some screwball chick decided to hire someone to off her new husband so she could take the house
19:31 <@Dagmar> TUrns out she was trying to hire an undercover cop.
19:32 <@Dagmar> Now... you'd think they would have just said "Well, we got her on tape giving the instrutions... We got her money... Time to arrest her."
19:32 <@Dagmar> You'd be wrong.
19:32 <@Dagmar> They staged a crime scene.
19:32 <@Dagmar> lol
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19:33 <@Dagmar> They even got her to sign a release thinking she'd be on COPS
19:33 <@Dagmar> Crazy mean
19:35 < dasunt_> WTF?
19:36 < dasunt_> No offense, but if I'm on the jury, all I need to see is that $crazy_chick gave $undercover_cop $bignum dollars in order to vote guilty.
19:37 <@Dagmar> I have to question what they thought they were doing by faking a murder
19:37 < dasunt_> Really, if $crazy_chick gives (say) $5k to an undercover cop, who wouldn't vote guilty for murder for hire?
19:37 <@Dagmar> This is true
19:38 < dasunt_> The defense of "I didn't really mean it, I was misunderstood" is pretty much BS at that point.
19:39 < dasunt_> It's pretty much saying "I didn't really solicit sex when I gave the prostitute $20 and told her to blow me"
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19:44 <@Dagmar> The thing I don't get tho...
19:44 <@Dagmar> They're sitting here airing footage of the interrogation room
19:44 <@Dagmar> The chick is denying everything, and the man is telling her "You're under arrest right now"
19:45 <@Dagmar> No miranda rights.
19:45 <@Dagmar> Not even asking her if she wants a lawyer, he's just trying to badger a confession out of her
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19:48 < eryc> well, it is florida..
19:49 < eryc> that place is run by neonazi radical republican
19:50 < eryc> i think even texas is more liberal than florida
19:51 <@rhia> in some ways, not as much in others
19:52 <@rhia> FLs sunshine laws would be nice to export, but Austin is much more open than Orlando or Sarasota
19:53 < eryc> houston has a gay mayor!
19:55 < eryc> anyway
19:55 < eryc> y'all have gsm phones?
19:55 < eryc> lol
19:55 < eryc> http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/29/technology/29hack.html
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19:56 < eryc> now you too can be the nsa!
19:56 <@rhia> but TX has Perry the corporate loving separatist/secessionist
19:56 < eryc> its definitely a toss-up
19:57 <@Dagmar> Meh
19:57 <@Dagmar> Doesn't really affect me since I already just automatically assume my call is being listened in on
19:57 < eryc> yea but now you can listen to them back!
19:57 <@Dagmar> My dad amused the hell out of my over Christmas
19:58 <@Dagmar> He's apparently got some channel or other on Dish now that's been airing some show demonstrating spy technology
19:58 < eryc> i assume every time i press a key on my keyboard it hits a filter somewhere
19:58 <@Dagmar> He thought I was just being paranoid about a bunch of shit
19:58 <@Dagmar> ...until he sees it on TV.
19:58 <@Dagmar> heh
19:59 < eryc> is that the show with jesse ventura
19:59 <@Dagmar> Like, "Yes, Dad, I told you that IR laser eavesdropping exists and that I've held a unit to do it in my own hand"
20:02 <@Dagmar> Honestly, I don't know what show he's been watching, but it's a good thing he now understands I was never bullshitting around about this stuff
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21:39 <@sdodson> coil: http://flickr.com/sdodson/
21:39 <@coil> http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2610/4224372454_5163b3a44e.jpg heres my gf
21:41 < eryc> hawt
21:41 <@coil> shes pregy
21:43 <@sdodson> i thought coil only boinked boinks?
21:46 <@coil> no sdodson
21:46 <@coil> im really straight
21:46 <@coil> i've been an epic troll all these years
21:46 <@coil> im about to get married and everything
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21:48 < eryc> ya we know
21:48 < eryc> at least i did
21:51 <@Dagmar> Considering that I don't fuck guys, I could care less who he fucks
21:51 <@Dagmar> <-- pragmatist
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21:52 <@Dagmar> The only people who really give a damn are people who are worried they might get rejected
21:56 <@sdodson> Dagmar: You assume I'm worried rather than just inquisitive.
21:56 <@Dagmar> "inquisitive" doesn't typically make you homophobic
21:57 <@sdodson> Ya, I'm not that either.
21:57 <@Dagmar> I think that's the real reason homophobes are such a pain in the ass
21:57 <@Dagmar> mo pun intended
21:57 <@Dagmar> s/mo/no/;
21:58 <@Dagmar> clever: I've been such a good boy through this random bullspit Comcast has put me through that I haven't even looked into that
21:58 <@Dagmar> (er... discussing clear QAM VOD)
22:02 < eryc> heh
22:02 < eryc> yea you can get hd from regular analog svc
22:02 < eryc> which is fine for myth or whatever u use
22:02 < eryc> notsomuch with tivo you need the smartcard
22:02 <@Dagmar> I seriously was about to tell the salesguy "Look motherfucker, you're making this significantly harder than figuring out a softcam"
22:03 < eryc> i have an hd homerun i used in cali
22:03 < eryc> it was fine but no tv listings which is annoying
22:03 <@Dagmar> I've already looked into the feasibility of that, just on general principle.  I figure 8-14 hours of work and I could just not be paying for it at all.
22:03 <@sasquatc4> theres such a thing as clear qam VOD? i thought vod couldnt be run over that and required the proprietary frontends
22:04 < eryc> get an hd homerun
22:04 <@Dagmar> ...but I really don't give a shit about the money.  THey can have it IF they provide me a service
22:04 < eryc> well no vod just the regular digital channels
22:04 <@sasquatc4> thats what i thought
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22:05 <@Dagmar> It's when I'm asking a really simple question like "What tier of service gets me Syfy in HD" and I'm being given a neverending runaround for an hour because the fuckstick wants to talk about selling me COMCAST DIGITAL VOICE OH YAY that it becomes a problem
22:05 <@Dagmar> Seriously, I'm going to pick up the converter box tomorrow.
22:05 <@Dagmar> ANy more shit from these people and I may just turn against them
22:05 <@dc0de> sdodson, nice photos... was it a good trip?
22:06 <@sdodson> dc0de: ya, good times. I was there for two weeks, I hope to go back for atleast another 2 weeks soon.
22:06 <@Dagmar> 'cuz it would not be that fucking hard to just buy a QAm tuner card and do the decryption my damn self, and I woulnd't need to spend the $250 fucking dollars on an HD-PVR just so I can time-shift either
22:07 <@sdodson> Dagmar: Tell them you want to time travel everytime you'd normally say time shift.
22:07 <@Dagmar> They're lucky I don't just say "FUCK YOU" every other sentence out of my mouth
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22:11 <@Dagmar> I mean, an HOUR and their community sales rep apparently thought I was so stupid I'd just give in and say "ALRiGHT, BEND ME OVRE AND GIMME THAT TRIPLE PLAI"
22:11 <@Dagmar> Actually, I should say something about mr. JUSTIN VAN KIRK to them when I pick up the converter box tomorrow.
22:11 <@Dagmar> If I do, I will give them my unvarnished opinion of him.
22:11 <@Dagmar> Hopefully no old women will have to go to the hospital after hearing that kind of language.
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22:30 <@Dagmar> Baseball bats on airplanes?
22:30 <@Dagmar> HELL YES
22:30 <@Dagmar> dc0de is my new hero
22:30 <@dc0de> hellz yeah
22:31 <@Dagmar> In a space like that, they'd be more than enough
22:32 <@dc0de> Dagmar, the simple solutions are never thought of, because there isn't enough lobby funding for them...
22:32 <@Dagmar> I think perhaps this is where gueriila campaigns can help
22:32 <@Dagmar> Except it's cold as fuck outside
22:32 <@Dagmar> I still might do a little of ti
22:33 <@Dagmar> Draw up a flyer that has "AIRPLANE SECURITY SOLUTION" on it in largish letters, with "BASEBALL BATS FOR EVERYONE" in only marginally smaller letters
22:33 <@Dagmar> Stick 'em on telephone poles all over town
22:33 <@Dagmar> This is where the "cold as fuck outside" becomes a problem
22:34 <@Dagmar> Down at hte bottom in italics "Wouldn't you fight for your own safety?"
22:34 <@Dagmar> Somefin' like that
22:34 <@Dagmar> PLenty of screening for explosives still, of course
22:35 < eryc> heh
22:35 < eryc> bring your own kindling?
22:36 < eryc> i dont understand why no one is focusing on the intelligence failures
22:36 <@dc0de> why even screen for explosives? What are you going to do? Kill yourself as well? You're going to blow it up without telling anyone, because as soon as you stand up, open your mouth and start screaming about some fucked up jihaad, you're head is going to be used for batting practice.
22:36 < eryc> the parents reported the kid to the embassy
22:36 <@dc0de> 6 months before he flew... yup.
22:37 <@Dagmar> dc0de: Strangely, there are few witnesses remaining to that sort of thing, and that's par
22:37 < eryc> yea and the focus is only on how to add more security measures
22:37 <@Dagmar> So, you definitely still want to stop people bringing obvious bombs on
22:37 <@dc0de> Dagmar, the best part tho' is that they won't get the "credit" for the bombing, and therefore, their own method becomes it's own weakness.
22:37 <@dc0de> and therefore, is moot.
22:37 <@Dagmar> ...but the bullshit with screening for knives and all the other esoteric shit that's baout to make everyone have to travel tranqulized in pajamas goes RIGHT out the window if everyone on the plane has their own Louisville Slugger
22:38 <@dc0de> yup.
22:38 <@dc0de> bring your pocket knife, who gives a fuck? Pull a knife, and it's time to go yard.
22:38 <@dc0de> batter up!
22:38 <@Dagmar> 'cuz the air marshall will up and shoot you in your silly face for bringing a gun to a bat fight
22:38 <@Dagmar> or a knife
22:38 <@Dagmar> You get the idea
22:39 <@dc0de> nah, the air marshall will sit in the back and watch society mete out justice, one baseball bat at a time.
22:39 <@Dagmar> Probably so
22:40 <@Dagmar> I'm thinking that unless the plane is doing a Golden Years retirement tour group, there's probably always going to be enough able-bodied people on board to ensure that justice is swift, and probably photogenically messy
22:41 <@Dagmar> Next thing you know the word on the street wil be "Don't fuck with American flyers, they'll beat you to death for speaking with a heavy accent"
22:41 <@dc0de> yup, then the press will have a field day, selling full color photos of some fucktard who tried to take over an aircraft, with full color center spreads of brain matter sprayed on the interior of a fuselage.
22:41 <@Dagmar> I'd like that in a 36x54" poster size please
22:42 <@dc0de> some kid on the 6 o'clock news saying, "Yeah, I saw him and hit him three times in the head until his eye fell out..."
22:43 < eryc> can you use these bats as drink stirrers too?
22:43 <@dc0de> if you want to it to be really ruthless, make a special bacon wax for the baseball bats, so that if the asshat on the plane is Muslim, he can't get to his "holy place" in heaven.... as hes' been spoiled by pork.
22:43 <@dc0de> if you like bacon martini's, sure!
22:43 < eryc> im sure they'll come in handy after drinking all the mini bottles
22:43 < eryc> like if they try to cut you off
22:46 <@dc0de> it would mean that the flight attendants would have to wear umpire gear, but they're so fugly these days, that it would be an improvement.
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22:46 < eryc> ive seen alot of hot stewardesses
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22:50 <@ShadowHntr> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Mq9HAE62Y
22:51 <@sdodson> are those fuckers wearing wet suits?
22:52 <@sdodson> oh, worse, it's painted on
22:52 <@Dagmar> Well...
22:52 <@Dagmar> I guess that answers the SFW question
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22:53 <@sdodson> Dagmar: it's sfw so far
22:53 < eryc> ya disappointingly
22:54 <@coil> http://i46.tinypic.com/2hi9jb9.jpg nsfw
22:55 <@sdodson> ya, that brunette is hot
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23:14 <@devoid> Hi.
23:20 <@[1NF0]> Hi.
23:20 <@sdodson> Hi.
23:21 <@devoid> How's everyone?
23:21 <@sdodson> devoid: good, how are you?
23:23 <@ShadowHntr> so how was everyone's christmas
23:23 <@devoid> good.
23:23 <@ShadowHntr> or whatever holiday
23:24 <@devoid> good
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23:38  * ShadowHntr likes the hookah :)
23:47 <@Dagmar> Now you see why they're so often actually used for tobacco I'm guessin'
23:47 <@Dagmar> They're _entirely_ too much work just to smoke some pot
23:58 <@coil> going to a hookah bar is a waste of money
23:58 <@coil> hell goign to any bar is a waste of money but you pay for the expirence
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