--- Log opened Sat Dec 26 00:00:25 2009
00:30 < eryc> well that was smart
00:31 < eryc> i had something stuck under a key
00:31 < eryc> then i broke the key trying to get it back on
00:31 < eryc> after taking off another one to see what i was doing wrong
00:31 < eryc> so now i have 2 missing keys
00:31 < eryc> awesome
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01:24 <@Catonic> eryc: omg I know the feeling.
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13:52 <@NotLarry> Evilpig: you up?
14:01 <@coil_> http://www.thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/wearejustdoingthistobestupidnowsincethiscangoonforeverandeverandeverbutitstilllookskindaneatinthebrowsereventhoughitsabigwasteoftimeandenergyandhasnorealpointbutwehadtodoitanyways.html
14:01 <@coil_> i think i've seen longer
14:01 <@coil_> (thats what she said)
14:11 <@Dagmar> Torchlight on Steam for five bucks (holiday sale) today
14:59 < eryc> whats that
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15:55 <@sdodson> Dagmar: you can buy me presents on steam!
16:28 <@Dagmar> Wow we've really got this moron on Craigslist worked up
16:28 <@Dagmar> He's been threatening me like I haven't been threatened in years.
16:28 <@Dagmar> ONOES HE IZ GONNA GIT MAH EYEPEES
16:40 < tzanger> Dagmar: oh? post it
16:41 < eryc> dagmar is the new der
17:16 <@Dagmar> ONE more word from this guy and I'm going to get mean
17:16 <@coil> who
17:16 <@coil> you can be mean to me
17:16 <@coil> ily anyways
17:17 <@Dagmar> Well, I'd like to show you his listings, but every single one's been flagged off CL already
17:17 <@coil> scammer?
17:17 <@coil> sorry i just attached and have no scroll back
17:17 <@Dagmar> No, just an idiot posting his "services" in the for sale section instead of the services section.
17:17 <@Dagmar> Lemme slap together a pastebin
17:18 <@coil> ahh ok
17:19 <@Dagmar> Axtually, I'll jut dress up a screenshot
17:19 <@Dagmar> Much better that way
17:19 <@Dagmar> It seems there's enough clues on Facebook for me to actually get this guy by his shorthairs
17:24 <@Dagmar> http://s152.photobucket.com/albums/s188/evildagmar/Misc/?action=view&current=ijitmail.jpg
17:24 <@Dagmar> He's making threats and apparently thought my IP could possibly be that 10. address.
17:24 <@Dagmar> *facepalm*
17:26 <@coil> brb ddosing 10.229.10.152
17:26 <@coil> lol
17:26 <@coil> I GOT UR IP BITCH
17:29 <@Dagmar> Who
17:29 <@Dagmar> er Whoa
17:29 <@Dagmar> Facebook's just a little scary
17:29 <@Dagmar> I JUST made an account, under my psuedonym
17:29 <@Dagmar> It's got like fifteen fucking people showing for "Add Friends"
17:30 <@Dagmar> "Blah Blahdeblah is someone you may know."
17:30 <@Dagmar> I know all fifteen of the motherfuckers.
17:31 <@Dagmar> THAT'
17:31 <@Dagmar> er THAT's fucking creepy
17:37 <@Dagmar> OH JESUS
17:38 <@Dagmar> Step 3: "Just in case you're not already freaked out enough... Here's a list of about fifty people we KNOW you know."
17:57 <@coil> nice datamining
18:10 < eryc> http://coedmagazine.com/2009/12/26/gemma-atkinson-is-today.s-daily-snapshot/
18:29 <@Dagmar> Is that SFW?
18:29 <@Dagmar> A cursory Google search sez, "Probably not"
18:29 <@Dagmar> Dooesn't look like from what Google knows that she spends a lot of time fully clothed.
18:35 <@coil> its 404 for me
18:39 <@Dagmar> I'm guessing the apostrophe got mangled
18:42 < eryc> ABC News is reporting that Al Qaeda sewed about 80 grams of PETN, an explosive that's similar to nitro-glycerin, into the Nigerian attacker's underwear. For comparison, the shoe bomber only had about 50 grams in his footwear. Luckily, officials are saying the detonator was either too small or wasn't making proper contact with the explosive.
18:43 < eryc> anyone have recommendations for snowboarding tunes?
18:43 <@Dagmar> They're reporting that are they?
18:43 <@Dagmar> Seems like there's some folks makin' some shit up now
18:44 < eryc> i hear we have to take off our underwear now under TSA's new rules
18:45 < eryc> and they are specially training buttsniffing dogs
18:46 <@coil> hot
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20:23 < eryc> im getting to be pretty good at mw2
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20:26 < dasunt_> Best note ever left on a car that was illegally parked:  "This is for handicapped parking and being stupid doesn’t count as a handicap"
20:27 <@coil> rofl ice
20:29 < eryc> ice ice baby
20:29 <@coil> nice*
20:30 < eryc> ima go get drunk
20:31 < eryc> peace yall!
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21:06 < xtort-> mmm, drinking....
21:10 <@[1NF0]> mmm
21:16  * dasunt_ has a screwdriver.
21:17 < fie> someone smoke a cigarette with me?
21:29 < dasunt_> Okay.
21:31  * fie is almost done with this cigarette
21:32 < fie> ==~~~~
21:33 < fie> =&~
21:35 < dasunt_> So I made the mistake of watching TV this weekend.
21:35 < dasunt_> I don't have cable at home, so I don't really watch the telly.
21:36 < dasunt_> Tuned into TV to see the 24 hour news cycle deal with a OMG TERRORIST ATTACK with no data being released for hours.
21:36 < dasunt_> Then got REALLY IMPORTANT INFORMATION of the would-be bomber's name after several hours.
21:37 <@[1NF0]> did ya know him? ;)
21:37 < dasunt_> Of course.
21:37 < dasunt_> Here's my question.
21:37 <@sdodson> hi
21:37 < dasunt_> So the guy went to the bathroom for 20 minutes, to do something, then went back to his seat, pulled a blanket over himself, and tried to set off the bomb.
21:37 < dasunt_> During which this suspicious behavior alerted others.
21:38 < dasunt_> Why not just set off the bomb in the bathroom?
21:38 <@[1NF0]> have you seen airplane bathrooms?
21:38 <@[1NF0]> you almost have to open the door to do a reacharound
21:38 < dasunt_> I have.
21:38 <@[1NF0]> you are right though
21:38 < dasunt_> But it seems to be the place to blow yourself to Kingdom Come in privacy.
21:39 < dasunt_> On the plus side, I see we got New Security Measures in place now.
21:39 < dasunt_> So we're all safe.
21:40 < dasunt_> Downside is that this guy tried to blow up his pants.  We already have to remove our shoes because of the shoe bomber.
21:40 <@[1NF0]> http://bash.org/?718916
21:41 < dasunt_> [1NF0]: The downside of that plan is the amount of obesity in the US.
21:42 <@[1NF0]> dasunt_: the upside is, the amount of fat women slapping themselves in the face ;)
21:43 < dasunt_> I was thinking the other day the amount of cyclist women I know who are cute.
21:44 < dasunt_> And I realized, it isn't that they are necessarily cute, it's just the whole slim is attractive.
21:44 < dasunt_> Where being Jabba the Hut isn't.
21:44 <@[1NF0]> beauty is in the eye of the beerholder
21:45 < dasunt_> Oh, that is also common with cyclists.  ;)
21:46 < dasunt_> One movie night, I had about 3 cyclists at my place.  One had hard liquor on her.  I asked why, and she replied, "it's cold out"
21:46 < dasunt_> It was under 10°F at the time.
21:46 < dasunt_> The other two had lighter stuff.
21:47 <@[1NF0]> oh cool
21:47  * dasunt_ enjoys this subculture.
21:48 < dasunt_> Hmmm.
21:48 < dasunt_> And the metal shows I tend to go to also likes drinking.
21:48  * dasunt_ ponders this.
21:54 <@sdodson> ya, airplane lavs are tiny
21:55 <@sdodson> so when people talk about mile high club they're talking about boinking in the seats? not that those are any alrger.
21:57 < dasunt_> When I was on Sun Country, I find their seats fine.
21:57 < dasunt_> Of course, they were funded by a Ponzi scheme, but...
21:57  * dasunt_ ponders some more.
21:57 <@sdodson> Sun Country?
21:58 <@sdodson> dasunt_: how do i become a vegan bike hipster?
21:58 < dasunt_> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Country_Airlines
21:58 <@sdodson> dasunt_: like do you have a 12 step guide?
21:58 < dasunt_> sdodson: Get a bike, become vegan, get the gear.
21:59 < dasunt_> I think smoking is optional.  (I don't smoke, but I know vegan bike hipsters who do)
21:59 < dasunt_> Drinking like a fish is mandatory.
21:59 <@sdodson> dasunt_: the gear?
21:59 <@sdodson> dasunt_: You mean the one gear you're allowed to have?
22:00 < dasunt_> Messenger bags are pretty damn nice on a bike.
22:00 < dasunt_> U-lock, of course.
22:00 < dasunt_> Some mode of dress that doesn't mean that the pants leg is being destroyed by the chainring.
22:00 < dasunt_> ETc.
22:02 < dasunt_> A lot of cycling gear is pretty much form following function.
22:03 < dasunt_> Then it is co-opted by hipsters and all hell breaks loose.
22:04 < dasunt_> Also, you need to be in Portland or Minneapolis.
22:04 < dasunt_> I think Austin works, for the south.
22:04 < dasunt_> Maybe DC.
22:05 < dasunt_> For the north, NYC works in a pinch.
22:05 < dasunt_> Actually, NYC is pretty good.
22:05 < dasunt_> Basically, the standard for 'viable local cyclist community' is one that will do a ride on any slight pretext.
22:06 <@sdodson> Our hipsters are weak. they can't even balance at a stop  light. I saw one face plant a few weeks ago
22:06 < dasunt_> Hipsters don't ride bikes.  ;)
22:06 <@sdodson> <popemichael> The clerk asked for her 'street name' she replied "I don't have one I go by Shanice."
22:07 <@sdodson> wait, what?
22:07 < dasunt_> I like that "notalwaysright.com".
22:08 < dasunt_> Okay, which one of you was this:  http://thereifixedit.com/2009/12/25/a-tower-ing-christmas-tree/
22:09 <@sdodson> last comment is nice
22:09 <@sdodson> "ya, but does it run crysis?"
22:09 < dasunt_> LOL.
22:09 < dasunt_> Btw, the best thing about "Not Always Right" (the source of your bash.org quote) is that some people are shocked.
22:09 < dasunt_> I've worked with residential customers.
22:09 < dasunt_> There is no limit to their stupidity.
22:10 < dasunt_> I think our current WTF-in-person record is calling 911.
22:11 < dasunt_> On the phone, there are so many contenders that it isn't even worth remembering.
22:12 < dasunt_> Oh!  Also, to become a hipster, your bike has to be featured here:  http://fixedgeargallery.com/
22:13 <@sdodson> ya, no treks
22:14 < dasunt_> My bikes are Schwinns.  :(
22:14 <@sdodson> http://fixedgeargallery.com/2009/dec/3/Zach_2.htm  wtf one gear and carbon wheels?
22:15 < dasunt_> Damned if I know.
22:15 < dasunt_> You will see one gear bikes that are really light weight and expensive, but those are for track use only.
22:15 < dasunt_> That person just had too much money and too few neurons.
22:22 <@sdodson> dasunt_: hey, what's the reason for Pescetarians?
22:28 < dasunt_>  sdodson They exist to piss off vegetarians.
22:29 < dasunt_> Oh, and in regards to airline seating:  http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/graphjam/~3/kNByP3ezaOc/
23:03 <@sdodson> what's the weight limit for reclining seats?
23:07 < dasunt_> Duunno.
23:19 <@sdodson> o
23:19 <@sdodson> ok, goodnight
23:21 < dasunt_> Okay.
23:37  * dasunt_ could learn to live with this.
23:44 < fie> I think I just found an rfid chip in my pack of cigarettes
23:46 < dasunt_> Congrats.
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23:46 < dasunt_> My friend took up smoking with a aerosolizer now.
23:46 < dasunt_> I'm envious.
23:47 <@Dagmar> So he's "vaping" now?
23:51 < dasunt_> Yes.
23:51 < dasunt_> And the gear is awesome.
23:51 < dasunt_> He can sneak a few puffs in any busisness.
23:53 < dasunt_> Hillarious thing:  I visited my "friend" in the "halfway" house.
23:54 < dasunt_> They've banned aerosolivers until they've figured out if they are dangerous.
23:54 < dasunt_> Luckily,  smoking is totally safe.
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