--- Log opened Sun Nov 08 00:00:53 2009
00:03 < Merc0> that was bad
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00:19 < fie_s> Merc0: Jacques Dutronc?
00:19 < Merc0> fie_s: snl
00:20 < fie_s> Snotty Nosed Ladies?
00:22 < Merc0> saturday night live
00:25 < fie_s> Ohhhhhhh of course.
00:28 <@sdodson> fie_s:
00:28 <@sdodson> did you go to phreaknic?
00:29 <@sdodson> fie_s: ARE YOU THERE?!
00:29 <@sdodson> fie_s: HAVE YOU OVERDOSED?!
00:29 <@sdodson> OMG SOMEONE CALL THE PARAMEDICS!
00:30 < fie_s> sdodson: medix is dead.
00:30 < fie_s> plus I wouldn't want mouth to mouth from him
00:37 <@sdodson> http://twitter.com/marcus2braids/statuses/5526569349
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01:05 <@devoid> jo
01:05 <@devoid> *hi
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02:33 < Merc0> shazam
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05:33 < Mercster> hum
08:19 < CRasHome> buh buh buhhmmm buuuuuummmmm
08:20 <@[1NF0]> man who speak of bum talking shit
08:20 < CRasHome> apparently
08:21 < CRasHome> That would be classified as Movement number 2
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10:32 <@sdodson> "EMS workers and police are responding to a haz-mat situation at a McDonald's restaurant"
10:32 <@sdodson> mmmmm chicken beaks
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10:44 < xtort-> i hate kids
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10:47 <@sdodson> xtort-: why?
10:47 < xtort-> they are noisy and cost a lot
10:48 < xtort-> and the care and feeding of them cuts into my playtime... also, they smell bad
10:48 < coil> wash their ass sometime
10:49 < xtort-> meh
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11:04 < CRasHome> Use a hose. No fuss, no muss
11:05 <@sdodson> http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/11/08/walking.dead/index.html
11:06 < Mercster> do that voodoo that you do so well
11:12  * sdodson farts on Mercster 
11:12 < Mercster> you got no manners, son
11:12 < Mercster> wipe me off after farting on me
11:13 < Mercster> act like you were raised with some sense
11:13 < Mercster> !
11:14 <@sdodson> man i'm fucking lazy today
11:14 <@sdodson> woke up at 9, ate breakfast, watched tv, passed out, woke up at noon
11:14 < Mercster> its sunday
11:14 < Mercster> give yourself a break
11:14 <@sdodson> i have shit to do
11:15 < Mercster> oh yeah like what
11:15 <@sdodson> stuff for work
11:15 < Mercster> fuck all that noise
11:16 <@sdodson> I'm woefully behind schedule on some shit
11:16 < Mercster> you cant rush quality
11:18 < Mercster> you should spend today "collecting metrics" and "researching solutions"
11:18 < Mercster> i.e. watching cable in your underwear while you eat ice cream straight from the tub
11:18 < Mercster> cuz ya know damn well thats what you'll end up doing anyway
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11:40 <@sdodson> Mercster: nah, going to gym, bye
11:40 < Mercster> ok beefcake
11:40 < Mercster> dont pull anything
11:41 <@sdodson> Mercster: thanks for the inspiration
11:41 < Mercster> im here for you
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12:00 < coil> join our server it has boobs
12:00 < coil> http://img137.yfrog.com/img137/8764/shellcoban.jpg
12:00 < coil> thats one of my opers
12:00 < Mercster> the reality of coil's server http://quanta.homeip.net/ircoperator.jpg
12:01 < coil> no
12:01 < Mercster> loooooool
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12:46 < Mercster> Army Chief of Staff Concerned for Muslim Troops
12:46 < Mercster> yeah id be concerned too, pal
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14:10 < Mercster> Hi there.  Id like to talk to you about ducts.
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14:47 < Mercster> i knew it was you fredo
14:47 < Mercster> you broke my heart
14:47 <@sdodson> Mercster: stfu ball scab
14:47 < coil> lol
14:47 < Mercster> just cuz you got worked up at the gym looking at dudes, but found yourself yet again unable to make the move you so deeply desire to make
14:48 < Mercster> dont take it out on me
14:48 < Mercster> !
14:48 <@sdodson> Mercster: zomg how'd you know?
14:48 < Mercster> razor sharp perception
14:48 < Mercster> and ESP
14:48 <@sdodson> There were no dudes.
14:49 < Mercster> you joined a lady's gym?
14:49 <@sdodson> I'm surrounded by sorority hoes.
14:49 < Mercster> niiiiiice
14:49 < Mercster> ones with big fat asses i hope
14:50 < Mercster> and great big pendulous bosoms
14:50 < Mercster> like coil's ircops
14:51 < coil> nah she doesn't have that big of an ass
14:51 < coil> and i gave her such a pounding last week her butt is still hurting
14:51 < Mercster> whats she good for then
14:51 < Mercster> she needs to pack on some pounds
14:51 <@sdodson> I need a stereo in my car that supports blue toof
14:51 < Mercster> grain-feed that woman
14:51 < Mercster> get her ready for childrearing
14:51 <@sdodson> why the hell are there sun spots on her tits like i'm staring into the sun
14:52 <@sdodson> do they emit light?
14:52 <@sdodson> this looks shooped!
14:52 < eryc> SHUT UP
14:52 <@sdodson> eryc: hi
14:52 < eryc> yes
14:52 < eryc> but no
14:52 < eryc> but yes
14:53 < Mercster> sdodson: dude, it's a webcam angle the fat chicks use, and even at THAT angle you can tell she's a 300-pounder
14:54 < Mercster> coil: lets see the real pic
14:54 < Mercster> coil: come on
14:54 < Mercster> coil: HOW MANY CHINS IS THAT UPPER BOARDER HIDING
14:54 < eryc> who cares
14:54 < eryc> stfu
14:54 < coil> Mercster join the server so i can kline you
14:55 < Mercster> the boobies have no shape, they just sort of emanate outwards like some sort of evil sea of lumpy flesh
14:55 < Mercster> coil: ok, whats the server
14:55 < coil> fuckin read it off her tits dude
14:55 < Mercster> im not looking at that bitch's tits again
14:55 <@sdodson> looks like irc.shellco.de
14:55 < Mercster> no, yer gonna have to tell me
14:55 < coil> very good sdodson
14:56 <@sdodson> you need to get Shadow404 to hook you up with a cool hostname like balls.on.shadow404s.chin.snsweather.douchebag.com
14:56 < Mercster> ok what crap channel do i join
14:56 < Mercster> so you can humiliate me publicly
14:56 < coil> #chat
15:02 < Mercster> coil: whats yer nickname on here, i want to attack you
15:03 < Mercster> alright im not sitting around with these mongoloids all day
15:04 < Mercster> coil: good goin'
15:04 < Mercster> i join coil's network to get /killed, and all that happens is some fat chick flirts with me
15:05 < Mercster> thats the last time i depend on coil for fun
15:07 < Todd> afraid.org can supply you with some nice free hostnames
15:10 < coil> and i can supply you with some nice free klines
15:10 < Mercster> coil's all talk. he's not even on the titty server
15:10 < coil> yeah i am
15:10 < coil> i was busy taking a quiz for school
15:11 < coil> yeah i have ipv6 support too
15:11 < Mercster> haha
15:11 < coil> so make up some ipv6 vhosts if you want
15:12 < coil> [16:03:58] -irc.shellco.de- *** Notice -- scort!f@ggo.ts{scort} added K-Line for [*@71.203.233.192] [fuck you]
15:12 < coil> cuz ur sure as hell not getting back on with that ipv4
15:13 < Mercster> i can tell you mean business
15:14 < Mercster> please, coil, dont K-line me...i simply must get back to your room full of slackjawed yokels and obese women willing to write in greasepen all over their tits
15:14 < Mercster> DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME
15:15 < coil> try #bearcave
15:16 < Mercster> that tricia chick was good to go man, all i had to do was ask her about her menses and she thought i was don juan
15:16 < Mercster> she denied being the chick in the pic
15:16 < coil> well she isn't fat
15:16 < coil> so fuck off
15:16 < Mercster> mmkay
15:35 < coil> todd lol @ brokeback.mtn.cc
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20:46 <@sdodson> score, bofh excuse generator for palm pre
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20:52 <@sdodson> http://img1.jurko.net/wall/uploads/wallpaper_9862.jpg
20:54 <@opticron> sdodson, why do your pics tell lies?
21:01 <@sdodson> opticron: WHAT?!
21:08 < Todd> sdodson is overly bitter
21:08 < Todd> In the land of sdodson usenet is only for pirates and pedophiles. In the land of sdodson trance kills brain cells.
21:09 < Todd> What planet does this sdodson person come from exactly?
21:09 < Todd> ok the usenet thing has some merit, but I'm still offended.
21:11 < eryc> In the land of sdodson people named Todd are wannabe trolls.
21:12 <@sdodson> lolololol
21:13 <@sdodson> my batter is gonna die OH NO!
21:13 <@sdodson> I shoulda got a useless netbook that runs for 3 days straight, which is goog because that's how long it takes to load firefox.
21:15 < eryc> lolol
21:15 <@sdodson> erwyc what's up bro?
21:15 <@sdodson> Todd: party at your place tomorrow?
21:15 < eryc> not much
21:15 < eryc> had a good night at the hacker space
21:15 < eryc> still recovering from this weekend
21:16 < eryc> backing up my phone with iTunes so I can meet my genius tomorrow
21:16 < eryc> if people in apple stores are geniuses i wonder what that makes me
21:20 < eryc> http://www.lincoln.com/extras/asset/Under%20The%20Milky%20Way.zip
21:20 < eryc> good toonz mang
22:19 < Mercster> yeeeaaaaaah
22:32 < eryc> http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2009/11/desiree_jennings_cured.php
22:33 <@sdodson> Dagmar: looks like you're not welcome in this exclusive group http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/grp/1450442407.html
22:33 < Mercster> eryc: shit's crazy
22:35 <@sdodson> eryc: the toy soldiers song was there too
22:35 < eryc> what
22:35 < eryc> u ppl talk to me like i know
22:36 < eryc> wuuuuut
22:36 <@sdodson> 11:45 <@brimstone> http://www.lincoln.com/extras/asset/majortom.zip
22:36 < Mercster> these crazy histrionic females who wanna blame everything from autism to the plague on vaccines
22:37 < Juzzy> lol @ dark riders
22:37 < eryc> Dagmar: Go start a hobbit clan with your little scooters.
22:37 < eryc> sdodson: what channel is that
22:38 < Mercster> you expect this kinda shit in africa, where the village chief has a 2nd grade education and doesnt have much available to help his people other than some crazy hunch
22:38 < eryc> wtf u not invite me
22:38 < Mercster> these are affluent, "educated" people
22:38 <@sdodson> eryc: ye olde channel that shall not be mentioned
22:39 < eryc> /invite
22:39 < Mercster> everyone needs a hobby, i guess, even if it means making some shit up and telling anyone who will listen about it
22:40 < Mercster> sdodson: LARP + bikes? :/
22:40 < eryc> everybody needs a bossom for  pillow
22:40 <@sdodson> Mercster: appears that way.
22:40 < Mercster> embarrassing
22:40 <@sdodson> eryc: you're already there, it was #phneak
22:40 < eryc> i
22:40 < eryc> n
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22:40 < eryc> e
22:40 < eryc> huh
22:41 < eryc> you lie joe wilson
22:41 <@sdodson> eryc: wot?
22:42 < Mercster> haha, this lady is working with a doctor who believes in urine injection therapy
22:42  * Mercster whistles
22:42 <@sdodson> Say wwhat wwhat wway?
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22:42 < eryc> only mercshit is in #phneak
22:42 < Mercster> i aint in there
22:42 < Mercster> oh maybe my dell mini is
22:42 < eryc> ..
22:42 < eryc> YOU LIE TO ME
22:43 < Mercster> listen i cant be held responsible for everywhere my dell mini goes
22:43 < Mercster> he's his own mini man
22:43 < eryc> sdodson: fix
22:43 < Mercster> plus my irssi config autojoins on it and im too lazy to take it out
22:44 < eryc> cool story bro
22:44 < Mercster> yeah i thot youd like that
22:44 < Mercster> im here to please you, just remember that
22:44 < eryc> n e docking?
22:44  * Mercster strokes eryc's hair
22:44 < Mercster> no i dont feel like docking right now
22:45 < Mercster> cant we just be close without having sex
22:45  * eryc rubs Mercster's clit
22:45 < Mercster> no means no :(
22:45  * Mercster goes to the bathroom to cry silently
22:47 < eryc> sdodson: fix nao!
22:48 < Mercster> John Hopkins as well as another hospital had confirmed this was indeed induced by the flu vaccine she recently received. I have put some you tubes in chronological order of her events, so if you have been following her story, just skip the 1st two you tubes.
22:49 < Mercster> ah yes, the pinnacle of peer reviewed medical journals, youtube
22:49 < Mercster> thanks doc
22:49 < Mercster> at least this is getting documented
22:49 < eryc> ya they said it so it must be true
22:49 < Mercster> "you tubes"
22:49 < eryc> i told my coworkers i thought i twas fake and they was like "NO ITS REAL I SAW IT ON THE NEWS!!!!!"
22:49 < eryc> i was like, whatever
22:49 < Mercster> i didnt even parse that correctly the first time i read it, i was like "what, he's putting tubes in me?"
22:50 < Mercster> eryc: tell them to talk to the hand, suckers
22:50 < eryc> ya i cant wait to send this tomorrow
22:51 < eryc> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fIHaQNt_R4
22:51 < eryc> sdodson: wut u mean toy solderis this shit is about major tom
22:51 < eryc> i dun get  it!!!
22:51 < Mercster> i dunno im turning around, i think maybe injecting urine into people CAN cure cancer
22:52 < Mercster> why not
22:52 < eryc> ya thats why cancer is so low in japan
22:53 < Mercster> do they inject a lot of urine
22:53 < eryc> ya from 12 year old girls mostly
22:53 < eryc> its higher quality
22:54 < Mercster> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD1BAxVnFdc
22:54 < Mercster> check that kooky bitch out
22:54 < Mercster> she's a friggin cheerleader; no wonder she's grasping at straws for meaning in life
22:55 < eryc> yea
22:55 < Mercster> washington redskins cheerleader "ambassador"
22:55 < eryc> her family met some kooky doctor group who used them as pawns to sell their snake oil
22:55 < eryc> prolly her husband pimping her out
22:55 < Mercster> i think this is like, munchausen by proxy syndrome, but directed at society instead of a child in one's care
22:56 < eryc> "well honey, yer boobs are starting the decline. lets use your looks for one last hoorah"
22:56 < Mercster> yeah i mean, ambassador, thats what they make you when yer ass gets too big to actually be a cheerleader anymore
22:56 < eryc> step 3. profit
22:56 < eryc> i dunno
22:56 < Mercster> her fragile self worth collapsed and next thing you know, she's a schill for the urine injection industry
22:56 < eryc> it sounds likethe hos they send to the bar to sell calendars
22:57 < Mercster> craaaaazy
22:57 < eryc> not really
22:58 < eryc> people lie
22:58 < eryc> its what they do
22:58 < eryc> even nature lies
22:58 < Mercster> i think faking illness and directing your insanity towards the public who could very well be harmed by your lies is pretty fuckin crazy
22:58 < Mercster> i mean, unless she's an evil genius with a plan
22:58 < Mercster> does she look like an evil genius with a plan to you?
22:59 < Mercster> she looks like a loopy bitch
22:59 < Mercster> but, ya know
22:59 < Mercster> id hit it
22:59 < Mercster> then id inject her with my own urine so id always be a part of her
23:00 < eryc> thats what happens when the only meaningful interaction in your entire life has been precipitated by the motivation to enjoin coitally
23:00 < Mercster> and she'd be safe from all the evil in the world, like vaccines, black cats, nanobots, radio waves from mars, and polyester blends
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23:01 < Mercster> eryc: right, thats my theory, being a whore your entire life is probably a little too much stress and pressure for some people to handle
23:01 < eryc> yep
23:01 < Mercster> eryc: so to assuage some of your guilt, you create a crazy fantasy in your head where flu vaccines are the REAL reason your life is a mess
23:02 < Mercster> im no psych major, but it aint rocket science
23:02 < Mercster> then the doc is just a crook who feeds on insane ppl
23:03 < Mercster> then citizens groups are organized, boards are set up, non-profits with hefty salaries get established and all of a sudden, you've got yourself a cottage industry based on batshit insane
23:04 < Mercster> ahhh, humans
23:08 < Mercster> http://www.revitapop.com/ this lollypop will cure your kid when vaccines give her herpes and hair loss
23:08 < Mercster> HAHA
23:08 < Mercster> ohh man
23:09 < Mercster> Results have been: calming feeling, fingernails hard and strong (used to be flaky and short), night vision glare gone, some growth I've had under my skin on my leg, some kind of cyst, reduced to about a third of what it was, and by some miracle, my cellulite on the back of my legs is smoothing away. Forget the rest, ...
23:09 < Mercster> im sold
23:09 < Mercster> night vision glare?
23:10 < eryc> do i get the stock photo girl with the prosthetic arm with my lollipop?
23:10 < Mercster> you take her mouth, ill assault her privates
23:11 < Mercster> with a lollypop!
23:11 < eryc> k
23:11 < Mercster> it cant hurt, hell, its USDA organic and gluten free
23:12 < Todd> sdodson: if you like..
23:12 < Todd> sdodson: I have a firepit that needs some use
23:13 < Mercster> wtf is MB12
23:13 < Mercster> is that code word for urine
23:14 < Mercster> "Its vitamin MB12...that's My Bladder, 12 ounces in every lollypop"
23:14 < eryc> duh its methylcobalamin
23:14 < Mercster> oh, that
23:16 < eryc> oh cool
23:16 < eryc> some dude shot up vail,co
23:16 < coil> whats that
23:19 < eryc> lol
23:20 < eryc> lions ate a deer at the zoo  today
23:20 < coil> rawr
23:20 < eryc> the news reported it like it was so sad
23:20 < eryc> "folks, the dear died :("
23:21 < eryc> deer even
23:21 < eryc> like
23:21 < eryc> do they know that in the surrounding states we shoot them with arrows and follow the trail of blood?
23:22 < Mercster> good eatin'
23:22 < eryc> the loltrain is leavin
23:22 < eryc> choooo choo
23:22 < eryc> http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs006.snc1/4423_83475194071_724379071_2045147_4731444_n.jpg
23:23 < eryc> all aboard!
23:25 < eryc> oh cool
23:25 < eryc> theys a killin the dc sniper tomorrow
23:25  * Mercster golf claps
23:25 < coil> oh
23:25 < coil> finally
23:26 < Mercster> the john mohammad guy
23:26 < Mercster> ?
23:26 < Mercster> yeah
23:26 < Mercster> that guy was a piece of work
23:27 < coil> On September 16, 2009, a Virginia judge set a November 10, 2009, execution date for Muhammad.[4] Under Virginia Law, an inmate is allowed to choose the method by which he or she will be put to death -- either lethal injection or the electric chair. Because Muhammad declined to select a method, by law he will receive a lethal injection.[5]
23:27 < coil> NIGGA GONA DIE
23:28 < Mercster> too easy
23:28 < Mercster> we need to do it like the pakis, find an empty soccer stadium and set up a gibbet
23:28 < eryc> sometimes it breaks
23:28 < eryc> and like
23:29 < eryc> you get paralyzed and the poison, but no pain killer
23:29 < Mercster> yeah some state or another just cancelled a bunch of executions because of a really bad botched one
23:29 < eryc> pretty awesome stuff
23:29 < Mercster> i think they mighta started it up again tho
23:29 < coil> eryc that was in a recent movie
23:29 < Mercster> this dude was on the gurney crying, trying to help them find a vein to put the needles in
23:29 < Mercster> after like 2 hours they just gave up
23:29 < eryc> heh
23:30 < eryc> coil: you mean the one where he didnt get knocked out for the brain surgery or something?
23:30 < Mercster> even that is cruel, ya know. hang 'em and there's no fuss, no muss
23:30 < Mercster> quick, done
23:30 < Mercster> next
23:30 < coil> nah
23:30 < eryc> yea
23:30 < coil> upstanding citizen
23:30 < eryc> plus for extra fun we can make the rope extra long so there is too much force and the impact rips their head off complletely
23:30 < coil> or law abiding citizen
23:31 < eryc> then you just need to carefull peel the skin off and dry it like beef jerky and mount it on a coconut or something
23:31 < coil> is what im thinking of
23:31 < eryc> trade em for guns
23:31 < eryc> thats the way we used to do
23:31 < eryc> thats what they did to saddam too
23:32 < Mercster> ive got that video
23:32 < Mercster> somewhere
23:32 < eryc> they shoulda made a shrunken head out of him
23:32 < eryc> that shit would fetch a lot of money at auction
23:33 < eryc> help offset the cost of rebuilding babylon
23:33 < eryc> you know what other video is cool
23:34 < eryc> the one where that plane hit the pentagon form the gas station camera
23:34 < eryc> and it looks like a missile
23:34 < Mercster> i do not like watching 9/11 videos
23:34 < Mercster> seen it enough
23:34 < Mercster> dont like thikning about so many innocent ppl dying in one moment
23:34 < Mercster> one asshole who deserves it is another story
23:35 < eryc> im just sayin
23:36 < Mercster> dont think ive seen the one yer talking about
23:36 < Mercster> ive seen the periodic shots from a camera at a gate near the building
23:36 < Mercster> but you dont see the crash
23:36 < eryc> yea cuz they confiscated all the footage
23:36 < Mercster> one frame is normal, next frame there's a big smoking hole
23:36 < Mercster> only one ive seen of the pentagon crash
23:36 < eryc> this one was leaked on the interwebs
23:36 < Mercster> ill skip it
23:37 < eryc> i'm just wondering why none of that footage ever gets played
23:37 < coil> hi Mercster what can i drink to be a drunken stupid asshole like you are
23:38 < Mercster> hmm
23:38 < Mercster> antifreeze
23:38 < Mercster> lots and lots of antifreeze
23:38 < Mercster> fast, too
23:38 < Mercster> you gotta chugalug
23:38 < eryc> andre agassi is a meth addict
23:39 < eryc> and he wears a weave
23:39 < eryc> http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977874245
23:41 < Mercster> well who hasnt spent a year or two doing foilies of dark brown bathtub junk in a house full of dirty junkies
23:41 < Mercster> it happens!
23:41 <@sdodson> hi, what's going on here?!
23:41 <@CRasH180> hopefully not to me
23:41 < Mercster> sdodson: chatting
23:42 <@sdodson> eryc: sorry, Shiny Toy Guns
23:42 <@sdodson> eryc: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_sings_major_tom_in_the_lincoln_commercials
23:43 < eryc> you zombie to me
23:44 < eryc> nom nom nom brains
23:50 < eryc> did u guys know on pg 420 of the health bill they added funding for medical marijuana
23:50 < Mercster> yea dawg imma git some o' THAT shit
23:50 < Mercster> i gotz glaucoma
23:51 < Mercster> i actually did have temporary glaucoma for a few months in my early 20s, caused by something else, but it went away
23:51 < eryc> ya well im lying
23:52 < eryc> but they did add death panels
23:52 < Mercster> great, thanks for making me look like a REAL HORSES ASS
23:52 < eryc> and rationed care
23:52 < eryc> and late-term abortions (up to 10months)
23:52 < eryc> if u dun like it after a month they'll burn it for you
23:52 < Mercster> reprehensible
23:52 < eryc> no charge
23:53 < eryc> its eco friendly tho cuz they use the energy to powera turbin
23:53 < Mercster> well the upside is, no more rubbers yall!
23:53 < Mercster> awwwww yeah
23:53 < eryc> ya
23:53 < Mercster> "dont worry baby, obama gonna take care of you"
23:53 < eryc> cept im lying again
23:54 < Mercster> no im going to believe this round of lies
23:54 < eryc> but i do think the make should be able to abort
23:54 < eryc> male i mean
23:54 < Mercster> unquestioningly
23:54 < eryc> or at least have the option to veto
23:54 < eryc> its unfair to give the woman full control when they expect child support
23:54 < Mercster> i agree. i also thing we should nuke pakistan
23:55 < Mercster> guess what, reality bites
23:55 < eryc> why do u think something as dumb as taht
23:55 < eryc> also, prostition should be legalizd
23:56 < coil> so should gay marriage
23:56 < Mercster> what else, yer on a roll
23:56 < coil> and weed
23:56 < eryc> we should give tax refunds to people that dont breed
23:56 < Mercster> how about free blowjobs at dunkin donuts
23:57 < Mercster> eryc: yeah good idea, encourage americans to have even less kids than they are now, so that the north african muslim horde envelopes north america 30 years sooner than it would have
23:57 < Mercster> and IM crazy...
23:58 < eryc> what makes you think muslims are breeding fast
23:58 < Mercster> "reality"
23:58 < eryc> oh ok you made that up
23:58 <@sdodson> Why would north africa envelope us?
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23:59 < eryc> the tax refunds would only go to people in lower brackets
23:59 < eryc> because we assume they are retarded
23:59 < Mercster> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Islam_in_Europe.png
23:59 < eryc> and we need a more intelligent society to build robots to nerf the breeders
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