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10:40 <@ShadowHntr> *yawn*
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11:45 < ware> international op a cripple day is today!
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12:06 <@Shadow404> ware: interesting item you sent, considering and all
12:07 < ware> haha yeah
12:08  * Dolemite sets mode +gimp ware
12:11 <@Shadow404> hes always been +gimp
12:26  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
12:29 < rattleXw> ware: I heard you fucked yourself up something prime.
12:31 < ware> yuhp
12:31 < ware> crack whore pulled out to make a left turn and stopped in my lane instead of the middle lane
12:31 < ware> she just stopped in front of me and i t-boned her
12:32 <@Dagmar> You managed to break her arms or something, right?
12:32 <@Dagmar> ...or was this in your car?
12:32 < ware> they drove off and ive been bed ridden with my femur in 6 places with a rod and screw and 40 staples in my leg
12:32 < ware> no i was on my bike
12:32 < ware> doing the speed limit, obeying the law, etc
12:32 <@Dagmar> You're shitting me
12:32 < ware> http://phneak.net/recv0395-001.pdf
12:33 <@Dagmar> They fled the scene after that?
12:33 < ware> the cop that recorded the accident put down that i didnt have bike insurance but i did
12:33 < ware> no theres the police report minus the first page that has all my personal info on it
12:33 <@Dagmar> That won't affect anything
12:34 < ware> i think it affected how they reported the incident, because the more detail there is it is better for the insurance agencies
12:34 <@Dagmar> I think the cop lost his damn mind
12:35 <@Dagmar> Oh wait, whose names are tehse on page two?
12:35 < ware> the last page where he put the verbal description of the wreck was horrible
12:35 < ware> he didnt document anything i told him about seeing her pull out
12:35 < ware> watching her stop in my lane, then inch forward and stop twice
12:36 < ware> i thought she saw me or realized she was in the wrong lane and was going to pull forward
12:36 < ware> but no, t-boned
12:37 <@Dagmar> You were doing the speed limit at the time, right?
12:37 <@Dagmar> I'll bet the woman was on something
12:38 <@Dolemite> Was the guy driving or the girl?
12:38 <@Neoteric> and by "on something" you mean my jock?
12:38 <@tzanger> damn man
12:38 <@tzanger> no insurance? isn't that illegal where you're at?
12:38 <@Neoteric> cause that's where your mother was last night
12:38 <@Dagmar> It is, but it's something that can be sorted later
12:38 <@Dagmar> That woman is in a heap of shit for not having insurance.
12:38 <@Dolemite> According to the police report, a guy was driving
12:38 <@Dagmar> I'd be following up with a call to the police to find out if she was cited for lack of insurance.
12:38 <@Dolemite> not the woman, who was pregnant
12:39 <@Dagmar> Technically, they're not supposed to have let her drive away without insurance.
12:39 <@Dolemite> oh, wait, no
12:39 <@Dolemite> it does say she for Vehicle 2
12:39 <@Dolemite> ah, it says "he" one place and "she" another
12:40 <@Dolemite> "Driver of Vehicle 2 states he was driving too fast."  Maybe the "he" is supposed to be waregimp?
12:40 <@Dolemite> that's a very poorly written police report
12:40 < ware> theres a lot of info on the first page that i took out
12:40 < ware> but it has all my personal info
12:40 < ware> cant find a free editor to just black line em out
12:41 <@Dolemite> paint.exe
12:41 <@Dolemite> gimp
12:41 < ware> for a .pdf?
12:42 <@Dagmar> "she did not see the motorcycle until it was too late"  <-- load of shit
12:42 <@Dolemite> you can copy the region in a PDF and paste it to paint/gimp, then save as gif/jpg/png/whatever
12:43 <@Dagmar> Where the hell was this?
12:44 <@Dolemite> Hermitage
12:44 <@Dagmar> Nevermind I figured it out
12:44 <@Dolemite> the map shows the location
12:45 < ware> yeah, shitty report in my opinion
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12:45 <@Dagmar> Tell me you've already gotten a lawyer
12:46 <@Dagmar> 22 year old woman, two minors in the car who aren't her kids...
12:46 <@Dagmar> Something's up with that
12:46 <@Dolemite> Wait, wait...
12:47 < ware> car owner not present
12:47 < ware> car owner is in madison
12:47 < ware> i dont have a lawyer, dont need one atm as far as i can tell
12:47 <@Dagmar> Driving someone else's car and no insurance
12:47 <@Dolemite> I am envisioning a commercial in the future...   with Ware playing beach volleyball with some big tittied girls
12:47 <@Dagmar> ware: Who's paying for your medical bills?
12:47 < ware> my insurance atm
12:47 < ware> im sure that bitch doesnt have any money
12:47 <@Dagmar> Like, for one thing, this woman doesn't need to be allowed to drive anymore
12:48 <@Dagmar> The officer shouldn't have let her drive away from the scene
12:48 <@Dolemite> ware : Dude, Bart Durham is your man!  He'll get you on the beach with the titties in no time1
12:48 <@Dagmar> ware: I have to say, you might actually be maturing a bit, but the pain pills are making you soft
12:49 < ware> hahahahaha
12:49 < opticron> why would ware want to be on the beach with me, strages_, and skydog?
12:49 <@Dagmar> I know if some crack whore had pulled out in front of me and made me break my leg, the police report would have been talking about the subsequent violent beating of the driver
12:49 < ware> yeah i been on morphine and lortab 10s for a week straight
12:49 < opticron> :D
12:49 <@Dolemite> opticron : big tittied _women_
12:49 <@Dagmar> Broken leg of not, the driver would have been in the hospital with me
12:49 < opticron> awww
12:49 < opticron> i missed the specifier
12:49 < ware> oh dude i flipped over the top of the car and landed on the ground
12:49 <@Dagmar> You're making bad decisions becasue of the pain meds.  You need to sue
12:49 < ware> couldnt move at all cept to writhe back and forth on the ground
12:50 < Mercster> ...
12:50 < ware> my femur was in 6 places
12:50 < ware> some nigger *trys to pick me up* by my shoulders
12:50 < ware> and i yelled at him to fucking drop me
12:50 <@Dagmar> ...So what did the doctors say about the relative fitness of your leg after this heals?
12:50 < ware> who does that? motorcyclist flips over your car and you try to 'help him up'
12:50 < ware> i was so pissed
12:50 < ware> cant say for another 5-6 weeks
12:51 <@Dagmar> ware: A crackhead who doesn't need to drive anymore
12:51 <@Dagmar> ware: Yeah you're going to need physical therapy to get that leg back up to spec
12:51 <@Dagmar> It's going to wither while it's in the cast and stuff
12:51 < ware> gonna take that long for the bone to heal up, then he said he may have to go back in and adjust the screw for range of motion and length of my leg
12:51 <@Dagmar> At the very least, you need to find a lawyer to make sure that woman loses her licence
12:51 <@Dagmar> Or start calling Metro and file charges
12:51 <@Dagmar> On their own, they won't do *any* followup
12:52 <@Dagmar> You have time to kill.
12:52 <@Dagmar> Otherwise she's going to pull out in front of someone like me, and I'll kill her
12:52 < ware> its all open, i just have some dressing over it which they said i could take off soon as it stops leaking
12:52 < ware> did you see the pic of my wound?
12:52 < ware> oh its wicked haha, hang on
12:53 <@Dagmar> I don't think I want to, dude.
12:53 <@Dagmar> I've seen the videos of the inside of my own damn knee and I didn't want to see those
12:53 <@Dagmar> Rattle still actually has the tape as far as I know
12:53 < ware> http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs274.snc1/10135_185022228218_506303218_3887787_6813987_n.jpg
12:54 < ware> its of my leg with the staples in it, 37 staples there
12:54 < ware> and then i got a slit and 3 staples above my knee for the screw
12:55 <@Dagmar> You should call metro and inquire as to the status of that woman's driver's licence
12:55 <@Dagmar> She shouldn't have it anymore
12:55 <@Dagmar> There's a whole special law to deal with this
12:56 <@Dagmar> Do it for her sake, because if she pulls out in front of me and I hit her, I'll kill someone
12:56 <@Dagmar> You might have been immobilized by the pain, I won't be
12:56 <@tzanger> jesus man
12:57 <@tzanger> you definitely need the lawyer to get you to the beach with titties
12:57 <@tzanger> you're pale as hell
12:57 <@Dagmar> Dude he's always been pale
12:57 <@Dagmar> I'm going to be drviing through that area tomorrow
12:57 <@Dagmar> That's pretty damn close to where my parents live
12:58 <@Dagmar> Dolemite: You notice that the crackheaded woman gave somewhat conflicting information to the cop?
12:59 <@Dagmar> She didn't see the motorcycle until it was too late to not drive out into the street in front of him, yet somehow also feels that this motorcycle she didn't see was driving too fast
13:00 <@Dolemite> Well, that's not necessarily contradicting...  she could claim that she didn't see him until it was too late _because_ he was driving too fast
13:01 <@Dagmar> She was (or should have been) at a dead stop
13:01 <@Dagmar> So either he was traveling at near-light speed, or she wasn't even looking
13:02 <@Dolemite> most likely the latter
13:02 <@Dagmar> You've got all kinds of time to _not pull into the street_
13:02 <@Dagmar> ...and there's no visual obstruction issues there
13:02 <@Dagmar> I really want to know tho why some woman has two kids in her car who aren't hers was leaving there
13:03 <@Dolemite> they're all in the 8th grade together
13:04 <@Dagmar> The 22 year old...
13:04 <@Dagmar> o.O
13:04 < ware> look at the road
13:04 <@Dolemite> yep, she's the leader because she's got the most experience with the 8th grade
13:05 <@Dolemite> the 16 year old has only gone through it twice before
13:05 < ware> its straight for a mile
13:06 < ware> how could that cunt not see me
13:06 < ware> fucking nigger i swear to god
13:06 < ware> ninja found a case on her where she called the cops for a car hijacking
13:06 < ware> but she forgot where her car was at the mall
13:06 <@Dagmar> whaaaa
13:07 <@Dagmar> It *is* straight for a mile there, and you have a headlight
13:07 <@Dagmar> She wasn't looking
13:07 <@Dagmar> Im' saying she was probably high
13:07 <@Dagmar> But I'd sure as hell be looking to take her licence away
13:08 < ware> well apparently since it wasnt her car
13:08 < ware> she wasnt required to have car insurance
13:08 < ware> her personally
13:08 < ware> what i gotta find out is if the owner of the car has insruance
13:08 <@Dolemite> She is still obligated to prove that she is insured
13:09 <@Dagmar> Exactly.
13:09 <@Dolemite> it may be covered under the vehicle owner's policy
13:09 <@Dagmar> The driver is required to have proof of insurance
13:09 <@Dagmar> Granted it's just paperwork, but you need to freakin' sue
13:10 <@Dagmar> How the eff did ninja find anything on this woman based on just her name
13:11 <@Dagmar> This report contains jack and shit about the driver or the vehicle
13:12 <@Dagmar> All three of these people supposedly live in the same house?
13:13 <@Dagmar> WTF is this "wintel" shit
13:15 < ware> http://phneak.net/page1.jpg
13:15 < ware> theres page1 of the report
13:15 <@Dagmar> Ah
13:16 <@Dagmar> I keep finding Ashley Kelley's online who are white
13:16 <@Dagmar> Easy to rule out
13:21 <@Dagmar> WTF
13:21 <@Dagmar> Who else was supposedly injured?
13:23 < ware> preggo bitch
13:25 <@Dagmar> ...and yet she refused treatment or examination
13:25 <@Dagmar> Drama queen
13:25 <@Dagmar> Sue her
13:26 < ware> yeah i am getting an attorny
13:27 < ware> http://ccc.nashville.gov/portal/page/portal/ccc/caseSearch/caseSearchPublic/caseSearchPublicResults/?a1=897804|2283576|CJIS
13:27 < ware> theres the false police report
13:27 < ware> that made me believe she is on of those loud ass hollerin black women that love drama
13:28 <@Dolemite> she was probably high and didn't want child welfare after her
13:29 <@Dagmar> I have questions about why the officer let a woman who claimed she was injured, who was also pregnant, refuse medical treatment
13:29 <@Dagmar> ...however, she was probably being a mouthy bitch
13:30 < sdodson> Telvin and Jacora... quality names
13:30 <@Dagmar> Two women, with two young boys in the car
13:30 <@Dagmar> At least one of them was the driver's kid
13:32 <@Dagmar> The address cited as the place the owner of the car lives is interesting
13:32 <@Dagmar> Apparently a coke dealer's house
13:32 < ware> eh?
13:33 <@Dagmar> 1205 sioux terrace
13:33 <@Dagmar> http://blog.drivinglaws.org/2009/06/22/nashville-tennessee-citizen-drug-complaints-lead-to-execution-of-search-warrant-and-five-arrests-in-old-hickory/
13:33 <@Dagmar> Tell me
13:33 <@Dagmar> Ya think maybe Donald Howard might still be there
13:34 <@Dagmar> Arrested in June of *this year* for probation violations and possession of cocaine for resale
13:34 < ware> rofl
13:34 < ware> awesome
13:35 < ware> i should have told the cops i heard someone say something about cocaine and to search their car
13:35  * sdodson sprinkles some crack on the bodies
13:37 <@Dagmar> Pfft.  It would be dirty pool but ther'es nothing tos top you calling them up and saying you were too out of it from the broken leg at the time but you think someone was saying something about "get rid of the coke" and you thought it was soda
13:42 <@Dagmar> The driver again  b
13:42 <@Dagmar>  
13:42 <@Dagmar> <iamlindoro> j-rod: So FWIW I have been letting my STB toggle the resolution
13:42 <@Dagmar> wrong paste.  pfft
13:42 <@Dagmar> Taffiney http://www.mylife.com/c-2572956301
13:42 <@Dagmar> Oh look, it lists friends and familiy
13:43 < ware> win
13:44 <@Neoteric> who is taffiney turner? and what kind of name is taffiney?
13:46 <@Dagmar> it's an "ethnic" name
13:46 <@Dagmar> She pulled out in front of Ware and managed to break his leg in sic places
13:46 <@Dagmar> s/sic/six/;
13:46 <@Dagmar> She's probably a cokehead
13:47 <@Dagmar> At 8:55pm the only thing open where she pulled out from, that I know of, would be the Hermitage Hotel next door.
13:47 < ware> thats what critch said
13:47 <@Dagmar> Neoteric: http://phneak.net/recv0395-001.pdf
13:47 <@Dagmar> I grew up less than three miles from there
13:48 <@Dagmar> The antique mall and everything at it closes at about 6pm
13:48 <@Dagmar> Neoteric: And http://phneak.net/page1.jpg
13:48 < sdodson> sic[sic]
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13:49 <@Dagmar> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=santa+rosa+drive+and+blue+ridge+drive,+tennessee&sll=36.221898,-86.581309&sspn=0.012135,0.01899&gl=us&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Blue+Ridge+Dr+&ll=36.221894,-86.58175&spn=0.012135,0.01899&t=h&z=16&iwloc=A&layer=c&cbll=36.221895,-86.58175&panoid=W_ZWyn94jqNIwrEv9cADxQ&cbp=12,0,,0,5 <-- this is the neighborhood I lived in as a kid.  VERY close to where you had your accident
13:55 <@Dagmar> 2.4 miles away
13:58 <@Dolemite> DJI > 10000 w00t
13:59 <@Dagmar> SELL!  SELL!
13:59 <@Dolemite> hell no
13:59 <@Dolemite> good thing I didn't throttle back on the retirement savings when everything was down so much
13:59 <@Dolemite> I got a lot more shares for the same amount of money
14:01 < sdodson> i need to sell stock
14:05 < sdodson> Dolemite: i have co-workers who pulled everything out
14:05 <@Dolemite> oh, well, their loss
14:05 < sdodson> OUR GAIN!
14:09 < ware> heh my dad called her apparently
14:09 < ware> to see about insurance info and she sayshe didnt have it
14:09 < ware> but that she has witnesses that say i was travelling too fast and ran a red light
14:09 < ware> rofl
14:11 <@Dagmar> Really.
14:11 <@Dagmar> You ran a red light
14:11 <@Dagmar> Where would this red light be?
14:11 < ware> thats what i want to know
14:11 < sdodson> what's the line say, driver of vehicle 1 said he was going 50mph .........garbage i can't read.....
14:11 <@Dagmar> Any witnesses in her vehicle would ratehr easily be biassed
14:11 <@Dagmar> Speed limit there is 45 iirc
14:12 <@Dagmar> So, BFD if you were doing 50
14:12 < sdodson> so she's claiming you owe her for medical expenses or just that she's not at fault?
14:12 <@Dagmar> ware: Have your dad call the cops and ask why this woman still has a licence
14:12 <@Dagmar> She caused a serious injury to someone, and she has no insurance.
14:13 <@Dagmar> There _are_ special charges just waiting to be dropped on this woman's head.
14:14 <@Dagmar> either way, it's not an intersection she was pulling out of
14:15 <@Dagmar> There's plenty of space between the last light you went through and where she pulled out.  If she didn't see you, she wasn't looking
14:17 <@Dagmar> Anyway I'd suggest not calling her again
14:17 <@Dagmar> Just fuckin' sue
14:17 <@Dagmar> Clearly she thinks she can just lie to people if she told the cops she was _carjacked_ to find her own fucking car
14:17 < sdodson> ya avoid direct contact with her,
14:17 < sdodson> communicate via a lawyer
14:17 <@Dagmar> If you call her a bunch she'll possibly get paranoid and wind up talking to someone who will advise her to STFU
14:17 < sdodson> Maybe trip will represent you while he sues you
14:18 <@Dagmar> You want her to be off her guard and say more stupid and conflicting things to the police
14:19 <@Dagmar> Yeah, speed limit there is 45
14:20 < ware> i was going 50-55
14:20 < ware> and i told the cops that
14:20 <@Dolemite> Still, failure to yield is a more serious offense
14:21 < ware> i had plenty of time to see her pull out and stop tho
14:21 < ware> in my fucking lane lol
14:21 < ware> so much time that i didnt start braking until after she stop/started twice
14:21 <@Dolemite> sdodson : trip suing ware?
14:21 < ware> like inched forward twice cause i thought she realized she was in my lane and not the turn lane
14:23 <@Dolemite> even so, you don't go into the turn lane perpendicular to traffic, you enter the turn lane parallel
14:35 <@Dolemite> ware : You may have to change your PN contest into a wheelchair race this year instead of a chair toss
14:35 < ware> HAHAHA
14:35 < ware> yeah
14:35 < sdodson> wheelchair toss
14:36 < ware> thats a fuckin awesome idea
14:36 <@Dolemite> or a crutch duel
14:38 <@Dolemite> Race begins promptly at 2 AM.  Contestants start at Truckstops of America parking lot.  All contestant wheelchairs must be equipped with a $20 bill visibly hanging from the back.  First contestant to survive^H^H^H^H^H^Hreturn to the hotel wins.
14:39 <@Dagmar> ware: It looks from the report like she was sideways in your lane when you hit her
14:40 <@Dagmar> She pulled out of the parking lot just far enough to block your lane or what?
14:40 <@Dagmar> The report also says she was making a left
14:40 <@Dagmar> That shit is five lanes wide
14:40 <@Dagmar> Sue her, sue the owner of the car.
14:40 < sdodson> hey hey, i'm big boned
14:41 < ware> i tboned her in my lane, yes
14:41 < ware> and im getting an attorny
14:41 < ware> cause they are fixing my bike
14:41 < ware> and paying me for suffering
14:42 < ware> and my medical bills
14:42 < ware> and anythin else i can think of
14:42 <@Dagmar> ...and your physical therapy
14:43 <@tzanger> loss of income during recovery?
14:43 <@Shadow404> and the cost of the codiene addiction that will be the result of this
14:43 <@Dagmar> ...but start by making sure Metro is looking into the driving without insurance thing.
14:44 <@Dagmar> Then you sue both the driver because she caused the wreck, and the owner of the car for negligence in loaning it to an uninsured driver.
14:44 <@tzanger> yeah do not contact her directly
14:44 <@tzanger> bad idea
14:44 <@Dagmar> ...and I can guarantee you the whole _refusing support_ from NFD while _pregnant_ and claiming she was injured in the accident won't play well with any judge.
14:45 <@Dagmar> There would be only one reason to refuse medical assistance
14:45 < sdodson> It's an episode of House?
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14:55 <@Dolemite> ware : don't forget the beach volleyball with the big tittied girls
14:55 <@Dolemite> ware : or, optionally, refereeing a big tittied female boxing match
14:56 <@Dolemite> For those who don't watch Nashville TV stations, this should bring you up to speed...  http://www.nashvillesoapopera.com/ViewerFeedback/otherSources.htm
15:01 <@Dagmar> I'd post to www.scoot-nashville.com and ask who has a lawyer who successfully handled a similar case in the recent past
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15:41 <@someninjamaster> everyone the phreaknic site has been updated with some of the talks
15:45  * dochench wants to do the g33kshoot this year
15:48 < dochench> any chance skydog might be updating g33kshoot.com soon?
15:48 <@Shadow404> still says 2008?
15:48 < dochench> 2007
15:49 <@Shadow404> omg
15:49 <@Shadow404> keeps getting better
15:49 < dochench> just a *tad* old. ;)
15:49 <@Shadow404> still no speaker schedule
15:49 <@Dolemite> there are talks listed under the schedule, just not when they'll happen
15:50 <@Dagmar> Whee!
15:51 <@Dagmar> Once more we'll test fla.vor.us's determination to try to make me "sign my name" using the mouse
15:51 <@Shadow404> oh awesome
15:51 <@Shadow404> didnt seee that
15:52 <@Dagmar> This time I just wrote "LOL" in the box
15:52 <@Dagmar> ...which is being nice.
15:52 <@Dagmar> The last time when I picked up my tickets, the woman visibly facepalmed, so I think they might have printed out that detailed sketch of turgid male genitalia that I drew in
15:53 < dochench> heh
15:53 <@Dagmar> I *really* would like to know who thought it would be a good idea to collect a signature and the PIN code
15:53 <@Dagmar> I should probably just call Visa but I'm fine with simply fucking with them
15:56 <@Dagmar> dochench: I really took my time with it, too.
15:57 <@Dagmar> I somewhat assumed that they were irresponsibly collecting this information for some loony idea of cc verification
15:57 <@Dagmar> Apparently they were printing them, but the first three times it was clear no one was looking at signatures of any knid
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16:36 <@Dagmar> http://www.break.com/index/terrifying-sniper-prank-on-japanese-tv.html
16:36 <@Dagmar> Wow.
16:36 <@Dagmar> RUTHLESS.
16:43 < ware> rofl wow that is fucked up
16:43 < ware> would that even be legal here
16:44 <@Dagmar> Maybe
16:44 <@Dagmar> People would probably freakin' sue tho
16:46 <@Dagmar> I dont' know if that's MS's implementation of ADPCM or "the other one" but SOX can (in theory) handle either
16:46 < ware> yah that was a bit intense
16:46 <@Dagmar> wrong channel
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19:07 <@Dagmar> This is awesome
19:07 <@Dagmar> CNN has a school board member on who can't read a teleprompter apparently.
19:07 <@Dagmar> Yay literacy
19:09 <@Dagmar> By the way, the _reason_ she's on there is becasue they bumped a SIX-YEAR-OLD towards REFORM SCHOOL because he brought a camping multi-tool which has a spoon, a spork, and a short knife blade (omg!) to school to eat lunch with
19:09 <@Dagmar> They sentenced him to 45 days of reform schoool, which is madness
19:32 < dochench> agreed.. downward spiral towards a lunatic run asylum.
19:34  * dochench sings "send her my love.. memories remain... send her my love... roses never fade..."
19:43 < Merc0> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mega_Kid_MK-1000
19:43 < Merc0> sorry third world kids :(
19:48 <@rhia> Dagmar: at least they reversed it - that often doesn't happen
19:59 <@Dagmar> I think maybe my HS principal was the first person to instinctively know not to attempt to enforce their zero-tolerance policy
19:59 <@Dagmar> It came to their attention at one point that I carried a pocket knife with a blade about one and a third inches long.
20:00 <@Dagmar> This to me, is a tool, not a weapon.
20:00 <@Dagmar> I used it to cut bits of loose string from clothing, occasionally tighten eyeglass screws, that sort of thing.
20:00 <@Dagmar> He read me the policy, I said "That's pretty nice.  I feel safe knowing that you don't want weapons in teh school."
20:01 <@Dagmar> Then they asked me to empty my pockets.
20:01 <@Dagmar> I did, and was rather stone-faced about this knife not being a weapon.
20:02 <@Dagmar> In my bag I had a metal edged ruler, a compass, and a few otehr things that were a LOT more deadly
20:03 <@Dagmar> It would be hard justifying the claim that that sort of tiny folding pocket knife would be effective against anything but possibly squirrels.
20:04 <@Dagmar> I think probably the only reason that kid got out of trouble is that they probably heard it was going to CNN.
20:04 <@Dagmar> The school board sent their _newest_ member to represent them to CNN.
20:05 <@Dagmar> ...and the kid had spent two weeks already with his parents home-schooling him and telling the school board they weren't sending their 1st grader to reform school.
20:06 < Merc0> yea
20:07 <@Dagmar> The thing he brought was definitely a camping tool for youngish kids.
20:07 <@Dagmar> I mean, a spoon and a _spork_ instead of a fork, and bright red plastic handles.
20:08 <@Dagmar> No way no how was it a weapon any more than the average letter opener (which is pretty much a fucking weapon beyond what sane people would usually carry)
20:08 <@Dagmar> If you spend five minutes sharpening hte average letter opener it gets called "a dirk"
20:09 < Merc0> probably only by d&d nerds
20:09 <@Dagmar> yeah but still
20:11 <@Dagmar> Schools can almost counted upon to be as stupid as possible about certain things because their adminstrators can always say "I didn't make the rules" as if this somehow excuses completely retarded interpretations of said rules.
20:11 <@Dagmar> ANYTHING, once repurposed for violence against another, is a "weapon"
20:11 <@Dagmar> Whole boatloads of shit is just a "tool" until then
20:11 <@Dagmar> A nailfile, useful tool?  5 seconds of scraping on cement makes it a nasty weapon
20:12 <@Dagmar> A letter opener?  WEll, a nailfile won't likely reach someone's kidney
20:12 <@Dagmar> It's a weapon in all but classfication
20:12 <@Dagmar> A _box cutter_?
20:13 <@Dagmar> Meant for cutting boxes, it contains a razor blade or similar.  These are sure as hell used as weapons, but they're called "tools"
20:13 < dochench> 6oz of liquid? :)
20:13 <@Dagmar> School girls use them frequently against each other
20:13 <@Dagmar> dochench: Too small to bother drinking
20:13 <@Dagmar> hehe
20:14 <@Dagmar> So it MUST be a weapon!
20:14 < dochench> :D
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22:13 < Merc0> balls
22:18 < opticron> Dagmar, now we just have to start attacking each other with desks, pens, pencils, chalkboards, and whiteboards
22:18 < opticron> or...use the building itself as a weapon
22:18 < opticron> somehow...
22:29 < Merc0> seems a piece of chalk in the windpipe would do a decent job
22:36 < opticron> so would a cinderblock to the head
22:36 <@Dagmar> Actually I like the idea of using the building itself as a weapon.
22:36 <@Dagmar> The whole thing.
22:37 <@Dagmar> Let 'em confiscate that sucker
22:37 <@Dagmar> Leave the details as to how one might weild a building up to the loonies.
22:41 < opticron> make someone give themselves a concussion by running headfirst into a wall
22:41 < opticron> bam, weapon
22:41 <@Dagmar> hehe
22:42 <@Dagmar> Surely that's more believable than "somewhere in the building I have hidden a small motor and a tap hammer what will eventually amplifiy the resonant frequency of the building to the point where it will tear itself apart!"
22:42 <@Dagmar> It'e very small.
22:42 <@Dagmar> About the size of a matchbox.
22:43 <@Dagmar> It'll take about ten years or so.
22:43 < opticron> the question is, how do you figure out the resonance of the building in the first place?
22:43 <@Dagmar> ...but I have hidden somewhere in the building this doomsday device!  You can count on it!
22:44 <@Dagmar> Usually smack something metal and listen to it
22:44 <@Dagmar> Stupid people will believe all sorts of shit tho
22:44 < opticron> i would guess that the building's resonance isn't in the audible range, but who knows
22:45 <@Dagmar> Tesla reportedly did it once.
22:45 <@Dagmar> Police reported to the scene of an apparent earthquake centered around one building.
22:45 < opticron> heh
22:45 <@Dagmar> Being relatively familiar with the fact that Tesla lived in it, they put two and two together.
22:45 < opticron> need a good chunk of mobile mass
22:45 <@Dagmar> He was tapping an i-beam that ran into the ground
22:46 <@Dagmar> Do you arrest such a person?
22:46 <@Dagmar> No.
22:46 <@Dagmar> Absolutely not.
22:46 < opticron> you give that person a research grant
22:46 <@Dagmar> You'll never explain to a jury that a dinky hammer and bit of clockworks was shaking a very large building to it's foundation
22:46 < opticron> also, he might destroy your jail
22:46 <@Dagmar> ...and in the meantime, you *might* wind up semi-permanently near where they could get other ideas.
22:46 <@Dagmar> Yes, exactly.
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