--- Log opened Fri Sep 11 00:00:25 2009
00:01 <@sdodson> my old key is about to expire :(
00:01 <@sdodson> two years is too short
00:03 < eryc> i set mine to unlimited
00:03 < eryc> is that bad
00:04 <@sdodson> yes, it means if you lose it people may still use it indefinitely
00:05 <@sdodson> YOU MAY LOSE THE SECRET MESSAGE FROM OBAMA WHEN HE emails you
00:05 < eryc> ZOMG
00:05 < eryc> /wrists
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00:05 < mudsplatter> got a qustion
00:05 < mudsplatter> any of you know about bug sweepers
00:08 <@Corydon76-dig> Do you mean EMI detectors or code debugging?
00:08 < mudsplatter> emi
00:08 < mudsplatter> im wondering what i should be worried about
00:09 < mudsplatter> most common
00:09 < mudsplatter> to un common
00:09 <@Corydon76-dig> Unless you're massively important, none.
00:10 < mudsplatter> like a basic sweeper
00:10 <@Corydon76-dig> and if you're massively important, you probably have at least one guy, or more likely, a team of people, who worry about that for you
00:11 < mudsplatter> i just wanted a basic sweeper
00:11 < mudsplatter> but im wondering if it would even work
00:11 < eryc> my importance is massive
00:11 < eryc> i have a team handle it
00:12 <@Corydon76-dig> Build a Faraday cage
00:13 <@Corydon76-dig> That will stop all but the self-contained units that need to be collected
00:13 < mudsplatter> rofl
00:13 <@Corydon76-dig> and self-contained units don't contain very much storage
00:14 < eryc> i just have my girl call and talk for 30 minutes so the feds have to hang up
00:14 < eryc> then i get on the line and talk about bustin kneecaps
00:14 <@Corydon76-dig> If you're curious as to how they work, ask a hardware engineer, like opticron
00:15 < eryc> ur elements r stealin mah electronz!
00:17 < eryc> A shopping bag lined with aluminum foil acts as a Faraday cage. It is often used by shoplifters to steal RFID tagged items.
00:17 < eryc> thanks Wikipedia!
00:19 <@juice> i got my hotel room booked
00:19 <@juice> for pn
00:23 <@someninjamaster> i would advise everyone booking early this year
00:25 < eryc> 20GHz 1/2wave is 7.5mm
00:25 < eryc> 40GHz 1/2wave is 3.75mm
00:27 < eryc> 300GHz 1/2wave is 0.5mm
00:27 < eryc> hows ur faraday gonna stop that!
00:28 < eryc> im in ur holez, stealin ur bits!
00:39 < mudsplatter> thanks
00:39 < mudsplatter> later
00:39 < mudsplatter> man
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00:45 <@Catonic> wee
01:14 <@Catonic> im ur internets hoarin ur scenz
01:15 < Todd> var currentObject = $(this) ; //currentObject holds the current object
01:15 < Todd> wut? srsly?
01:15 < Todd> cat box holds cat
01:15 < Todd> damn it it's late.. 7am comes too early
01:15 < Todd> night
01:30 <@Dagmar> longcat is loooong
01:33 <@Catonic> omg. Dagmar is Dagmarish.
01:34 <@Catonic> Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration
01:35 <@Dagmar> Well, I mean I'm pretty sure that's why that code comment is there.
01:36 <@Catonic> that or $idiot couldnt understand the symbloc_name is symbolic.
01:53 < scort> is shitsplatter gone yet
02:03 <@Catonic> mudstain discod a few ago
02:04 < scort> joy
02:20 <@Catonic> ugh
02:20 <@Catonic> DXM...
02:20 < scort> yes i used to abuse that in high school
02:21 < scort> most dirty drug ever
02:21 <@Catonic> not enough to be tripping, just a little edge on reality.
02:21 < scort> plateau 1
02:21 <@Catonic> certainly explains why 2 hrs went like 15 minutes
02:22 < scort> are you listening to music?
02:22 <@Catonic> no, I was watching blues brothers 2000
02:22 < scort> oh
02:22 <@Catonic> y?
02:22 < scort> well how does music sound to you
02:22 <@Catonic> genre?
02:22 < scort> anything
02:23 <@Catonic> like music
02:23 < scort> tool - anemia
02:24 <@Catonic> same as before
02:24 <@Catonic> a little weird
02:25 <@Catonic> but I'd attribute that to the fact that I saw a tool tribute band a week ago, and lost my hearing and my voice in the same night
02:25 < scort> that's not good
02:25 < scort> were you yelling and standing in front of the speaker?
02:26 <@Catonic> I was just right of center stage
02:26 <@Catonic> 5kW of sound, turned up to about 600W... with a crowd of 25 ppl
02:26 < scort> oh 25 ppl
02:26 <@Catonic> there was no way in hell they broke even.
02:26 < scort> haha
02:26 <@Catonic> and the sound guy wanted everyone outside to be able to hear as well
02:27 < scort> did the band at least do a good job?
02:27 <@Catonic> oh hell yes.
02:27 <@Catonic> they had every song down to the nuance
02:27 < scort> nice
02:27 < scort> this was in bhm?
02:27 <@Catonic> the lead singer shaves his head and paints himself up for the whole experience.
02:28 <@Catonic> they are from ATL called eulogy
02:28 < scort> did you take any pics?
02:29 <@Catonic> they are still on the phone
02:34 <@Catonic> freaky
02:34 <@Catonic> rocking in the recliner isn't a good thing
02:48 <@aestetix> vagina
02:51 <@Catonic> hey, how have you been?
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06:12 <@Catonic> aaaaa
06:12 <@Catonic> bbbbb
06:12 <@Catonic> BbBbBb
06:12 <@Catonic> fffff
07:15 <@evilpig> what's wrong with vagina?
07:45 <@Corydon76-dig> tastes like ass
07:47 <@evilpig> no it really doesn't. 
08:03 <@Shadow404> mmmm, vagina
08:12 <@tzanger> if vagina tastes like ass tell her to wash up, nasty
08:14 <@Shadow404> tzanger: exactly
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08:44 <@Catonic> ..
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08:44 <@Catonic> you sick, sick fucks.
08:49 <@evilpig> how are we sick fucks?
08:49 <@Shadow404> i lovez me some pussy
08:50 <@Catonic> shitty pussy, apparently.
08:50 <@Shadow404> nah, thats Corydon76-dig
08:51 <@Catonic> <B0r4t> How is my back pussy? Moist?
08:53 <@Shadow404> ok, TN people, what is their to do hiking/vacation wise up in your state?
08:53 <@Shadow404> Catonic: you dont count, we all know alabama is boring
08:53 <@evilpig> there is this place in east TN.  just hike in the woods up the mountains til you hear the banjos
08:54 <@Catonic> evilpig: No, that's on the Alabama-Georgia border
08:55 <@Catonic> That's tha part of Alabama what keeps 'em citified Georgians on thier side of ta lake.
08:57 <@Catonic> I should have never watched Squidbillies, knowing the stuble differences between Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina Southern.
08:57 < benthemeek> Know what they call a pretty woman from Alabama? A tourist..
08:57 < benthemeek> Actually not really, i just always heard that about WV as I grew up in MAryland
08:58 < benthemeek> I think the joke around TN is to make fun of KY
09:00 <@Catonic> what do they a pretty woman from Alabama? A college student.
09:01 <@Shadow404> ok, so any other real suggestions?
09:01 <@Catonic> benthemeek: that's only because the guys from TN haven't figured out how to get the sheep to give head like the guys in KY did.
09:02 <@Catonic> I love college girls. The ones from outside of Birmingham... when they walk, you can just heard the chromosomes slapping together.
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09:03 <@Catonic> brb, rebooting
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09:11 <@sdodson> He sure says some dumb shit.
09:11 <@sdodson> <@Catonic> I love college girls. The ones from outside of Birmingham... when they walk, you can just heard the chromosomes slapping together.
09:11 <@sdodson> WTF is that supposed to mean?
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09:12 <@sdodson> He sure says some dumb shit.
09:12 <@sdodson> <@Catonic> I love college girls. The ones from outside of Birmingham... when they walk, you can just heard the chromosomes slapping together.
09:12 <@sdodson> WTF is that supposed to mean?
09:12 <@sdodson> since you were gone
09:12 <@opticron> replay attack!
09:13 <@Catonic> Even as close as Huntsville, once they start wearing white and crimson or orange and blue, they just get so... republican.
09:13 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
09:14 <@Catonic> "Hoes, Dave. Dave, Hoes." "Bitches."
09:17 <@Shadow404> whats the current gun laws for national parks?
09:19 <@Catonic> don't carry.
09:20 <@sdodson> Catonic: I guess Id on't understand what "hearing the chromosomes slapping together" is supposed to mean.
09:20 <@sdodson> Catonic: Can you explain?
09:20 <@Catonic> down-syndrome
09:20 <@Catonic> is caused by an excessive chromosome
09:20 <@sdodson> I see.
09:20 <@sdodson> thanks
09:20 <@Catonic> therefore, rednecks are stupid because they have an excess of chromosomes.
09:21 <@sdodson> Why do you liev there?
09:21 <@Catonic> Because I love hot college-age ass.
09:21 <@Catonic> and I'm too cheap to go to UCSD.
09:22 <@sdodson> San Diego?
09:26 <@Catonic> SD, Berkeley... they are all asian schools now
09:26 <@Catonic> the black people are bitching because they can't use equality to get in anymore and the white people are a de-facto minority
09:46 <@sdodson> lolz @ topic. I almost agree.
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09:49 <@Catonic> Goth and Emo are the yin and yang of bitter.
09:49 <@Catonic> Except that Emo occasionally offs itself
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10:32  * brimstone saw a Peaches1984, is there a Corydon76-dig in the building today too?
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10:38 <@Shadow404> so i hear they filter voip ports for airline wifi service
10:38 <@Shadow404> but you can tunnel past it
10:43 < ware> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epNrTqY5xjA
10:43 < ware> it be getting crazy up in here
10:44 <@Shadow404> its ware jr.
10:48 < ware> haha
10:49 <@Shadow404> please never reproduce....mmmkay?
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11:46 < Peaches1984> yeah i am here i didn't see you brim
11:46 < Peaches1984> he is in the meeting
11:46 < Peaches1984> i am in his office
11:50 <@evilpig> OMG intruder on the company internets!
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11:50 < Peaches1984> lol
11:52 < mudsplatter> need a final solution for the hippster question
11:52 <@evilpig> big pit and fire
11:53 < mudsplatter> just say free macs on a sign
11:53 < mudsplatter> that points to the pit
11:53 < mudsplatter> or free pork pie hats
11:54 < mudsplatter> or free ironic t shits
11:54 < mudsplatter> how do the hippster guys stay so thin
11:54 < mudsplatter> i can just destory then im battle
11:54 < mudsplatter> and im a cripple
11:56 < mudsplatter> kind scareied coil isnt back yet
11:57 <@Drag0n`> no, just put up a sign that says "people who stand in this pit will die in a fire!!" they will stand in it to ironicly enough, die in a fire
11:57 < mudsplatter> ya
11:57 < mudsplatter> i hate them
11:58 < mudsplatter> i first met them on the west coast
11:58 < mudsplatter> where i got kicked out of camp site for trolling
11:58 < mudsplatter> at a hacker conference
11:58 < mudsplatter> and i told them im trolling
11:59 < mudsplatter> hippers dont get it
11:59 < mudsplatter> there for be genocided
11:59 <@Drag0n`> hipsters are just emo's with out the fasion sense to dress emo or the intelect to understand reality
12:00 < mudsplatter> not really
12:00 < mudsplatter> they wear those huge glass's
12:00 < mudsplatter> with no len's
12:00 < mudsplatter> and /etc
12:00 < mudsplatter> i wanna hack there face with my fist
12:00 <@Drag0n`> like i said, no fasion sense
12:00 < mudsplatter> emo girls
12:00 < mudsplatter> are hot
12:00 < mudsplatter> and dont like to talk
12:01 < mudsplatter> and u can call them fat
12:01 < mudsplatter> when there 86 lbs
12:01 <@Shadow404> so timballs mom?
12:01 < mudsplatter> i dont get it
12:02 <@Shadow404> would be a good example?
12:02 < mudsplatter> who is timballs
12:02 <@Shadow404> neotric
12:02 <@Shadow404> *neoteric
12:02 < mudsplatter> well i think there is better examples
12:02 < mudsplatter> but ok
12:05 < mudsplatter> i still dont get the mac one click
12:15 <@Shadow404> there are alot of things in life i dont get, i dont even attempt to understand the mac revolution
12:17 < fall0ut> anybody going to buzzfest?
12:19 < eryc> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vJviw-I-nE
12:24 <@rhia> http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/09/patriot-day.html  "Never Foget"
12:24 < eryc> thermite
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12:38 <@Dagmar> Fuck all these people
12:38 <@Dagmar> This has become a fucking media holiday
12:38 <@Dagmar> It's time to move on.
12:39 <@brimstone> Never forget.
12:39 <@Dagmar> Fuck your mother.
12:40 <@brimstone> i heard a great joke, Dagmar play along
12:40 <@brimstone> Knock knock
12:40 <@Dagmar> Who's there...
12:40 <@brimstone> September 11th
12:40 <@Dagmar> o.o
12:40 <@Dagmar> Someone call the police, Guiliani is back
12:41 <@Dagmar> I knew that restraining order wouldn't work.
12:41 <@Shadow404> what year was the the costume contest at pn that i dressed up as a drunken pilot? was that pn7? just to confirm?
12:48 < Peaches1984> i stoped by a min ago brims
12:53 <@nachoguy> shadow pn8
13:04 <@Shadow404> aha, you are right
13:04 <@Dagmar> I'm sorry, I just think this is hilarious.
13:05 <@Dagmar> Someone trying to hold an anti-abortion protest (i.e., 'lone kook') in front of a school gets killed in a drive by.
13:05 <@Dagmar> That's hilarious
13:06 <@Dagmar> I'm not even sure _why_ it's funny but it is
13:06 <@rhia> shooter killed a guy at a gravel quarry earlier - seems he "has issues"
13:07 <@Dagmar> Probably because mommy never really wanted him
13:09 <@rhia> people are already calling the anti-abortion guy "a hero" - sigh
13:11 <@rhia> guy regularly hung out on street corners outside of schools and churches "display(ing) graphic photos of aborted fetuses" and gets targeted in a drive-by from a whacko - HOW does that make him a HERO?
13:11 <@rhia> bleh
13:16 <@Dagmar> Jesus it's Chris Crocker all over again on CNN
13:30 <@Dagmar> He prevented an otherwise productive member of society from being shot.
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13:39 < mudsplatter> http://extra.listverse.com/amazon/englisherrors/grammar-nazi2-tm.jpg
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14:07 < scud> hello world;
14:08 < xtort-> howdy ma'am
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14:20 < mudsplatter> rofl xtort- scared him
14:40 <@Dagmar> So, Susan Boyle's going to sing on America's Got Talent is she?
14:41 <@Dagmar> Allow me to be the first to say "LIMEYS GO HOME!"
14:54 <@Catonic> lolz
14:58 <@Catonic> I'm so glad I slept today instead.
15:02 < rattleXw> I'm glad that the day Glenn Beck's horde of idiots descends on the town is a Saturday, and I don't have to be anywhere near downtown.
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15:10  * Catonic puts on a Glenn Beck mask for halloween and eats alka-seltzer
15:11 < eryc> http://www.rethinkingschools.org/just_fun/games/mapgame.html
15:11 <@Catonic> Dagmar: what's the text of the USC warning?
15:11 < eryc> why is GB's horde coming to town?
15:11 <@Dagmar> Eh?
15:11 <@Dagmar> Hmm...
15:11 < rattleXw> A Glenn Beck mask...  That would be awesome.  I want one.
15:11 < rattleXw> That would be a super rad thing to have around the office.
15:12 <@Dagmar> rattleXw: it can be done
15:12 <@Catonic> Dagmar: you know, breaking into this machine will get you anally violated by the government first, and my foot second?
15:12 <@Dagmar> AH
15:13 <@Dagmar> I'm not sure I even have a copy of the last one I used
15:13 <@Catonic> do you know what the USC section is?
15:14 <@Dagmar> Section 1030 Title 18
15:14 <@Dagmar> http://www.google.com/search?q=section+1030+title+18+warning+banner
15:14 <@Dagmar> pick and choose the bits you like best
15:15 <@Catonic> thanks!
15:16 < eryc> wtf 9/12ers
15:17 < eryc> i dont get it
15:17 < eryc> im reading glennbeck.com but i can't figure out what this march/rally is about
15:18 <@Dagmar> "I'M GLEN BECK SO YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE I NEED RATINGS!"
15:18 < eryc> i like how the most popular stories on his site are:
15:18 < eryc> ACORN Corruption
15:18 < eryc> Sarah Palin Bikini Pictures
15:18 <@Catonic> YAHSE
15:19 <@Catonic> I'm Glenn Beck. YAAAAAAARRHEHSHEHSHEHS!
15:19 < eryc> i'm watching some video now
15:20 < eryc> im pretty sure this is the music from requiem for a dream
15:21 < eryc> http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/29742/
15:21  * eryc pictures glenn beck and rush limbaugh in the ass2ass scene
15:21 < rattleXw> I think they are trying to keep what this 9/12 crap is about as vague as possible.  It's simply about manipulating angry people.
15:21 <@Dagmar> HHAHAHhHAHHA
15:21 <@Catonic> eryc: omg, thats hot!
15:22 <@Dagmar> That's a fucking awesome visual
15:22 < rattleXw> No, really..  It's not.  There is nothing awesome about that.
15:22 <@Dagmar> rattleXw: Angry that after eight years people are still trying to cash in on it?
15:23 < rattleXw> No..  I meant it's just manipulating the "angry at the government" crowd.
15:23 < eryc> yea this video was pretty vague
15:23 < eryc> it ends with a poster saying "AMERICANS will _always_ fight for liberty"
15:24 < eryc> the whole thing was a montage of war images
15:24 < eryc> and how great the will of the american people is/was
15:24 <@rhia> like the Tenthers - who should be forced to give up their vehicles and have to get permission from all property owners to walk across their property in order to get to the rallies - or hell, to get to work or the grocery, for that matter
15:24 < rattleXw> But don't get hurt fighting for liberty..  Liberty is a pre-existing condition..
15:24 < eryc> thats wonderful and all but i recall we waited quite a while before entering all those wars
15:25 < eryc> i think our status quo is to let other countries kill each other until we find something to gain from it
15:25 <@Catonic> I think if I went to washington, it would be like taking acid.
15:25 <@rhia> well, they can keep the vehicles, but only drive them on the property they can gets rights to drive on - maybe barter with each other or something cuz they shouldn't be eating any food trucked in or that's been checked by the government in any form
15:26 <@Catonic> because I'd probably lose all connect with reality I ever had.
15:28  * Lissa pkes rhia 
15:28 < Lissa> *pokes
15:28 <@rhia> hmm, guess that would knock out shopping at Wallyworld, too, you know, the tariffs etc and the ports authorities .... and don't even think about flying what with the FCC in all those towers
15:28  * rhia tickles Lissa back
15:28 < Lissa> eep!
15:28 <@Shadow404> how difficult is the compta security+ cert to obtain?
15:29 < Lissa> how YOU doin?
15:29 <@Jagobah> switching irc clients
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15:29 <@Shadow404> *comptia
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15:33 <@rhia> Lissa: fair to partly cloudy - yourself?
15:43 < Lissa> rhia: stormy with a chance of thunder
15:44 <@rhia> well, the lightning shows can be interesting - from a distance, not so fun up close
15:44  * Lissa nods
15:44 < Lissa> i just have too much homework to do and not enough time to do it
15:47 < mudsplatter> it is raining where im at
15:47 < mudsplatter> lighting to
15:48 < Lissa> i was using the weather forecast metaphorically to explain my mood...
15:49 < mudsplatter> ooo
15:49 < mudsplatter> why
15:49 < mudsplatter> go have fun
15:49 < mudsplatter> pet a cat
15:49 < Lissa> i'm working right now. heh.
15:50 < mudsplatter> wut u do for work
15:51 <@Catonic> Lissa: is your mood shitty?
15:52 < Lissa> nah..just sorta meh.  heh.
15:52 < mudsplatter> well
15:52 < mudsplatter> wut u do for work
15:52 < mudsplatter> ur work depressing u?
15:52 < mudsplatter> putting animals down
15:52 < mudsplatter> or something
15:52 <@Catonic> She puts down hackers who have gotten long in the tooth.
15:53 < Lissa> and forgot grammar
15:53 < mudsplatter> o
15:53 < mudsplatter> dam
15:53 <@Catonic> Just the other day, she got the Cap'n.
15:53 < mudsplatter> im dead
15:53 <@Catonic> The acid had finally bored a hole through his mind.
15:53 < Lissa> nah.  I work for a really big company dealing with sick people all day
15:53 < mudsplatter> ya
15:53 < mudsplatter> ....
15:53 < mudsplatter> ooo
15:53 < mudsplatter> swine flue
15:53 < Lissa> *flu
15:53 <@Catonic> Lissa: me too!
15:54 <@Catonic> are yours psychotic?
15:54 < Lissa> catonic: the looney bin doesn't count :P
15:54 < Lissa> some are. most aren't
15:54 < mudsplatter> the lunatics are on the grass
15:54 < Lissa> we have a huge psychiatric hospital or two
15:54 < Lissa> brb...medicare beckons.
15:54 <@Catonic> I've actually thought that on my exit interview under reasons for leaving I should put "There are enough broken personalities here. One less won't hurt."
15:54 < Lissa> grr.
15:56 < mudsplatter> rofl
15:56 <@Dagmar> "This place is doomed... DOOMED, I TELL YOU!"
15:56 < mudsplatter> were all going to die!!! starting with u
15:56 < eryc> sdodson
15:59 < Lissa> back
15:59 < mudsplatter> so
15:59 < mudsplatter> hippa laws
15:59 < mudsplatter> can u get me a copy
16:00 < Lissa> Hipaa
16:00 < mudsplatter> wow
16:00 < mudsplatter> she is going to kill me
16:00 < Lissa> http://www.access.gpo.gov/nara/cfr/waisidx_07/45cfr160_07.html
16:00 < Lissa> there ya go
16:00 < Lissa> knock yourself out
16:00 < mudsplatter> thanks
16:01 < Lissa> it's around part 160
16:01 < mudsplatter> thanks
16:03  * polerin is 'zausted
16:04  * Lissa hugs her love
16:04 < Lissa> sorry hon
16:04 <@polerin> :/  not your fault
16:04 < mudsplatter> no hug for me
16:04 < mudsplatter> ?
16:04 < mudsplatter> i see how it is
16:04 <@polerin> but I needed to destress last night, only time to do that was after 10pm :P
16:04  * [1NF0] hugs mudsplatter
16:04 <@polerin> mudsplatter: uhm.  no.
16:04 < mudsplatter> thanks [1NF0]
16:05 < Lissa> heh..she lives with me..i can hug her all i want
16:05 < Lissa> i was asleep then.
16:05 < [1NF0]> and I can sit back with a creepy smile...
16:05 < mudsplatter> wtf..... racists....
16:05 < Lissa> no..sexist
16:05 < Lissa> big difference
16:05 < mudsplatter> [1NF0], loves u, u dont
16:05 < mudsplatter> [1NF0], can i borrow a few bucks
16:07 < [1NF0]> mudsplatter: I have a total of $2.36 (plus maybe a few bucks in quarters) to my name until Tuesday... but after that, sure ;)
16:07 < mudsplatter> yay
16:08 < [1NF0]> your ass is mine at PN, though :-D
16:08 < mudsplatter> [1NF0], is not a cheap date so he better put out
16:08 < mudsplatter> i dont know
16:08 < mudsplatter> ill know today
16:08 < mudsplatter> at night
16:08 < [1NF0]> that would be
16:08 < [1NF0]> tonight
16:08 < mudsplatter> someninjamaster, will tell me if i was accpeted
16:08 < mudsplatter> or rejected
16:08 < [1NF0]> oh, that's right...  you're only going if you're speaking...
16:08 < mudsplatter> i have so many places to go
16:09 < mudsplatter> on the 3th of nov i have to fly to arazona
16:09 < [1NF0]> people to do - things to see, eh
16:09 < [1NF0]> pfft, you have 3 full days for hangover recovery before that
16:09 < mudsplatter> ya
16:10 < mudsplatter> b4 PH i have to go to newhampsire
16:10 < mudsplatter> so i wanted to just go south
16:10 < Lissa> what would you speak about?
16:10 < mudsplatter> being a menie head
16:11 < mudsplatter> trolling for info
16:11 < mudsplatter> social engineering
16:11 < mudsplatter> or
16:11 < mudsplatter> idk
16:11 < mudsplatter> i dotn want to do the other one
16:11 <@polerin> Lissa: when do you get off?
16:11 < [1NF0]> that's the one you'll get, myou know
16:12 < mudsplatter> ?
16:12 < Lissa> look in the other channel
16:12 < mudsplatter> [1NF0], wants to rape me
16:12 < [1NF0]> [1NF0]: wants to rape everyone
16:12 < mudsplatter> ya
16:12 < mudsplatter> see
16:12 < [1NF0]> hey polerin, how was your day (other than being exhausted)? :-D
16:14 < mudsplatter> i was yelled last time
16:14 < mudsplatter> since they said i made fun of girls
16:14 < mudsplatter> haha
16:14 < [1NF0]> it's not "making fun of", it's....
16:14 < [1NF0]> crap, forgot what I was going to say
16:14 < mudsplatter> rofl
16:14 < [1NF0]> so I'll call it flirting ;)\
16:15 < mudsplatter> it was great
16:15 < mudsplatter> god
16:15 < [1NF0]> picking on?
16:15 < mudsplatter> no
16:15 < mudsplatter> i got yelled at
16:15 < [1NF0]> maybe that was it... I don't remember (trying to remember what I was going to say)
16:15 < [1NF0]> the girls at work love it when I pick on them... well, some of them
16:15 < mudsplatter> hahha
16:15 < mudsplatter> wut is ur email
16:15 < [1NF0]> one got pissed
16:15 < mudsplatter> ill email u the logs
16:15 < Lissa> heh
16:16 < [1NF0]> whateveryouwantittobe@1nf0.biz
16:16 < mudsplatter> to long
16:16 < [1NF0]> a@1nf0.biz
16:16 < [1NF0]> I hear "it's too long" a lot...
16:16 < mudsplatter> ya
16:16 < [1NF0]> or... also known as...
16:16 < [1NF0]> "that's what she said"
16:17 < mudsplatter> hehhe
16:17 < mudsplatter> 50 no's and a yes still means a yes
16:18 < [1NF0]> hey, I learned in school that 2 negatives is a positive... so, that means (to me) that an even number of no's equals a yes
16:18 < mudsplatter> rofl
16:18 < mudsplatter> so i have to ask girls 2 times
16:18 < mudsplatter> i see
16:18 < [1NF0]> no, you have to say "what?"
16:18 < Lissa> i'd still say no.  we are what break logic.
16:18 < mudsplatter> fig nuts
16:18 < mudsplatter> not u Lissa
16:18 < [1NF0]> oh yeah... applying logic to girls... should've known better than that
16:18 < mudsplatter> ur mean
16:19 < mudsplatter> maybe coil...
16:19 < mudsplatter> hahah
16:19 < [1NF0]> Lissa: I don't know who the hell you are and I've never seen you before in my life (to my knowledge), but I lub ya! ;)
16:19 <@Catonic> it's not that women aren't logical
16:19 < mudsplatter> women arnt....
16:20 < mudsplatter> hormones
16:20 < mudsplatter> and cooling
16:20 <@Catonic> it's just that women have a completely different neural network initialization
16:20 < mudsplatter> cooking
16:20 <@polerin> [1NF0]: I have no cluewhy the hell it's 4pm
16:20 <@polerin> it's supposed to be about 12:30 right now
16:20 <@polerin> 1:30 at the latest
16:20 < mudsplatter> 5 20 here
16:20 <@Catonic> it's 4:20. I'm getting high.
16:20 <@Catonic> It will be the first time I've gotta some decent air today
16:20 -!- Peaches1984 [n=Peaches1@nat/digium/x-ceolmvijdggkfmlj] has quit ["This computer has gone to sleep"]
16:20 < [1NF0]> polerin: I hear ya... but hey, if time is flying like that, you must be having fun, eh?
16:21 <@polerin> [1NF0]: ... "fun" ... yeah.  that's it.
16:21 < mudsplatter> im hungry
16:21 < mudsplatter> ill make ribs
16:21 < [1NF0]> polerin: well, if it's not "fun", it's also 4:20 on a friday ;)\
16:21 <@polerin> I recently took over the project manager position.
16:21 < [1NF0]> ouch
16:21 < [1NF0]> you have my sympathies polerin ;)
16:21 <@polerin> heh
16:21 < mudsplatter> not mine
16:21 <@Catonic> congrats
16:22 < mudsplatter> im jelous
16:22 <@Catonic> it's friday... you ain't go no job...
16:22 < mudsplatter> i wanted that job
16:22 < mudsplatter> she got it cuz shes a women
16:22 <@Catonic> and you ain't got shit to do
16:22 < mudsplatter> and im a man
16:22 <@polerin> mudsplatter: uh huh
16:22 < [1NF0]> mudsplatter: you didn't get it because you're you... gender has nothing to do with it...
16:22 < [1NF0]> :-D
16:22 < mudsplatter> omg
16:22 < mudsplatter> racist
16:22 < mudsplatter> bigot
16:22 < [1NF0]> they were like, "Oh my god... anybody but him! who else we got!"
16:22 <@Catonic> I.
16:22 <@Catonic> Am a man
16:23 < mudsplatter> im going to go cry
16:23 < [1NF0]> that's mudsplatterist, ya prick ;)
16:23 <@Catonic> of constant sorrow
16:23 < mudsplatter> brb
16:23 < Lissa> you still driving a police car?
16:23 < mudsplatter> rofl
16:23 <@Catonic> Lissa: yeah. Gets ass for gas milage, but only four speeding tickets this year.
16:23 <@polerin> Catonic: lol
16:23 < Lissa> only 4?
16:24 <@Catonic> got subpeonaed on the last ones.
16:24 < Lissa> ouch.
16:24 < [1NF0]> Catonic: in the state in which you are licensed? or out?
16:24 <@Catonic> they want to see the recepits from where I bought it and who was stupid enough to sell it to me
16:24 < Lissa> i gotta go to court next friday for my first ticket ever :(
16:24 < [1NF0]> ouch Catonic
16:24 < [1NF0]> and fun Lissa
16:25 < [1NF0]> all my tickets in the past few years have been out of state... and I've been taking care of them, so it doesn't end up on my GA record and my insurance doesn't see 'em
16:25 < mudsplatter> rofl
16:25 < mudsplatter> get a motorcycle
16:25 < mudsplatter> out run the cops
16:25 < [1NF0]> actually, the only ticket I had in this state was when I was still licensed in NY, so that didn't count either
16:25 < Lissa> i've always gotten out of tickets.
16:26 < Lissa> but this time the police chief pulled me over and i couldn't get out of it :/
16:26 < [1NF0]> My history has some 6-8 speeding tickets and an at-fault accident, but my GA record is clear so my insurance sees none of it
16:26 < [1NF0]> ouch Lissa... what for?
16:26 < [1NF0]> speedin' too?
16:26 < Lissa> expired tags :P
16:26 < [1NF0]> ouch
16:26 <@Catonic> I've only got 14 tickets in ... ten years...
16:26 < Lissa> erin went TWO YEARS without getting a ticket
16:26 < Lissa> i went 2 months :/
16:26 <@tzanger> wow
16:26 <@tzanger> you guys are nuts
16:27 <@Catonic> I need to go to work for DPS
16:27 < Lissa> which is why my truck is in the shop getting fixed today
16:27 <@tzanger> I've got one speeding ticket and maybe three parking tickets in... 16 years?
16:27 < mudsplatter> rofl
16:27 < mudsplatter> i have a handicap decal
16:27 < Lissa> i haven't been driving for 16 years
16:27 < mudsplatter> its the best
16:27 < [1NF0]> it's not /my/ fault these "speed limits" are too damned slow...
16:27 < Lissa> speed limits are just a suggestion for your safety :)
16:27 < mudsplatter> ya
16:27 < mudsplatter> speed kills get a honda
16:28 < mudsplatter> live for ever
16:28  * [1NF0] snorts
16:28 < mudsplatter> ok going to get good later
16:28 < Lissa> or a volvo...they float in water
16:28 <@tzanger> I drive 20km/hr over the limit, 40 on closed highways
16:28 < mudsplatter> i have a honda motorbike
16:28 < mudsplatter> hahha
16:28 <@tzanger> I don't do the lil old lady shit
16:28 < mudsplatter> its so fucking fast
16:28 < [1NF0]> god I hate VA... damned illegal radar detectors
16:28 < Lissa> yep
16:28 < mudsplatter> use it any ways
16:28 <@Catonic> http://catonic.us/omg/tn/router-1-day.png.html
16:28 <@tzanger> so on highways I'm generally 140km/hr and 100km/hr on "country highways"
16:28 -!- mudsplatter [n=mudsplat@unaffiliated/mudsplatter] has quit ["Leaving"]
16:28 < [1NF0]> mudsplatter: they're /really/ anal about it...
16:28 <@Catonic> Oh hai, I see what ur Obama did there.
16:28 < Lissa> yowza
16:28 <@tzanger> and this is with no radar detection (it's illegal here)
16:29 < [1NF0]> tzanger: where's that?
16:29  * Lissa wonders where her @ went.
16:29  * Lissa smacks her computer
16:29 <@tzanger> Canada
16:29 < [1NF0]> eh?
16:29 < [1NF0]> I was doing like 60 in a 45 here in GA... at a red light, a cop pulled up next to me and flashed 4 fingers followed by 5 fingers... that's it... didn't even pull me over or nuttin ;)
16:29 <@Catonic> when did you go canadian?
16:29 < eryc> you dont need radar detectors
16:29 < eryc> they're useless
16:30 < eryc> much better to use your wits
16:30 < eryc> noobs
16:30 < [1NF0]> wits + radar + CB... 3 eyes are better than 1
16:31 < eryc> if you dont know the road you shouldnt be speeding
16:31 < [1NF0]> what sucks about this VA speeding ticket is, I heard them talking about it on the CB... but I thought I was 2 miles before it
16:31 < [1NF0]> well, I wasn't
16:31 < eryc> if you dont know the road you shouldnt be speeding
16:32 < [1NF0]> do you consider "knowing where all the cops hide" "knowing the road"?
16:32 < eryc> not really
16:32 < eryc> you should be able to determine that from the landscape
16:32 < [1NF0]> yeah...
16:33 < [1NF0]> These roads I know/knew pretty well... all interstate
16:33 < eryc> cool
16:33 < eryc> well thanks for contributing to my state
16:33 < [1NF0]> I haven't contributed yet ;)
16:33 <@Catonic> eh...
16:34 <@Catonic> I pull the GPS out, get a lock, set the cruise on $speed_limit and hang out in the right land
16:34 <@Catonic> *lane
16:34 < [1NF0]> ahh
16:34 < [1NF0]> going the speed limit is the difference between me getting there in 15.5 hours or 19 hours
16:34 < Lissa> sweet.
16:34 < Lissa> my truck is fixed
16:34 < [1NF0]> sweet!
16:34 < Lissa> they said it woudln't be done until monday
16:35 < [1NF0]> of course, now they're closed and you can't pick it up til monday, probably ;)
16:35 < Lissa> they're open from 8-12 tomorrow :P
16:35 < [1NF0]> sweet!
16:35 < [1NF0]> now, if your truck wasn't broken, you could drive down to get your truck! ;)
16:35 < [1NF0]> :-D
16:36  * Lissa nods
16:36 < Lissa> logic. huh?
16:36 < Lissa> it was the thermostat and the air pump cylanoid
16:36 < [1NF0]> well, I do know of people who sold their only vehicles for gas money
16:36 < Lissa> so 600.00 later. :/
16:36 <@Shadow404> *selonoid
16:36 < [1NF0]> air pump solenoid... air pump?
16:36 < Lissa> yeh.
16:36 < Lissa> i'm a girl
16:36 < Lissa> i'
16:36 < Lissa> i'm not supposed to be able to spell these things
16:37 < [1NF0]> yeah... what the fuck is an air pump solenid?
16:37 < Lissa> i take it to the man..and the man fixes it
16:37  * polerin kicks lissa
16:37 < Lissa> it pushes the air through the Catalytic converter
16:37 < Lissa> or some shit
16:37 < [1NF0]> I call bullshit
16:37 < Lissa> more importantly, it makes you fail marta
16:37 < [1NF0]> what year/type of truck?
16:37 < Lissa> 2005 chevy trailblazer
16:37 < [1NF0]> how many miles?
16:38 < [1NF0]> roughly
16:38 < Lissa> probably 90,000
16:38 < [1NF0]> 50K?
16:38 < [1NF0]> 90k... wow, ok
16:38 < Lissa> yeh..i used to work TN, KY, AR and AL dialysis clinics..i drove EVERYWHERE
16:38 <@polerin> she drove for a living for a bit
16:38 < [1NF0]> ahh
16:39 < Lissa> i used to go to memphis 3 times a month from nashville
16:39 < [1NF0]> makes sense that those would go then ;)
16:39 < [1NF0]> I take it "used to" induces a smile? ;)
16:39 < Lissa> yeh.
16:40 < Lissa> i miss my paycheck from my old job, but i don't miss the hours
16:40 <@Catonic> I don't particularly enjoy my job
16:41 <@Catonic> but I do like getting paid. And I can't complain too hard about the conditions
16:41 < [1NF0]> I'm bipolar about my job enjoyment... but the paycheck is good (even if it is quite a bit less than I'm worth)
16:41 <@Catonic> though I do feel like I'm coughing up every single strand of asbestos I've ever breathed right noe
16:41 <@Catonic> *now
16:42 < [1NF0]> I'm sorry... I know you and the asbestos were close
16:43 < Lissa> aw
16:43 < Lissa> i don't -mind- my job most days
16:43 < Lissa> but some days I want to throw my boss out a window
16:44 < [1NF0]> that's near... I'm usually between "love" and "tolerate"... I rarely (if ever) /hate/ it.  And my boss continues to amaze me
16:44 < [1NF0]> (positively)
16:45 <@Catonic> I'm thinking that if you don't find a reason to leave in six months, or two years, then you have stockholm syndrome
16:45 < [1NF0]> Lissa: if you'd like, I can show you some techniques to more effectively throw heavy/stubborn loads around :-D
16:46 <@Catonic> you get into this mentality of "I hate my job/boss/coworkers" ... and then something happens and you're like "this... ain't so bad after all."
16:46 < [1NF0]> I hear ya
16:46 < Lissa> heh..i think i got this :P
16:47 < [1NF0]> I'm usually bouncing between "I love my job and colleagues" to "wow, my job /kinda/ sucks and there's /some/ colleagues I hate"... so, yeah.   ;)
16:47 < [1NF0]> apparently they had a pizza and beer party last week... while I was on vacation
16:47 < Lissa> most of my co-workers are idiots
16:47 < Lissa> and i'm okay with that
16:47 <@polerin> hehe
16:47 < Lissa> erin: I want me @ back.
16:48 <@polerin> not my deal, do you have the nick registered still
16:48 < Lissa> yeh
16:48 < Lissa> it used to give it to me on entry
16:48 < Lissa> and now it's all poopie
16:49 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Lissa] by rhia
16:49 < [1NF0]> I want my @ "back" too :-D
16:49 < [1NF0]> (kidding... I like being a pee-on ;))
16:49 <@Lissa> heh
16:49 <@Lissa> i just miss it next to my name
16:49 <@Lissa> it seemed off balance
16:50  * Lissa huggles rhia
16:50 <@Lissa> danke
16:50 <@rhia> can't have you unbalanced, too many in here as it is <g>
16:50 < [1NF0]> We had a new guy start, and he took a lot of my managerial stuff (so I'm more of a laborer now)... our boss was like "I'm concerned because I feel like we've shifted authority from you and you wouldn't like it"... I'm like "I love it! I don't want responsibilty!"
16:50 < [1NF0]> ;)
16:50 <@polerin> lol
16:51 <@Lissa> oh snap.
16:51 -!- [1NF0] is now known as om1
16:51 < om1> arg
16:51 -!- om1 is now known as ooommmooo
16:51 <@polerin> UML?
16:51 <@rhia> mu
16:51 < ooommmooo> yeah, that ain't working
16:51 <@Lissa> omg. if this woman from medicare calls me ONE MORE TIME today..i'm going to go OFF.
16:52 < ooommmooo> can you tell her to call me? I could always use a bit of help getting off
16:52 -!- ooommmooo is now known as [1NF0]
16:52 <@rhia> yeesh, the RNC is really begging for money - 5 emails TODAY (thank you, cousin i now intensely dislike for signing me up on their propaganda lists)
16:52 < [1NF0]> polerin: no... I was trying to make a joke of which part was a palindrome... didn't work...
16:53 <@Lissa> heh
16:53 < [1NF0]> I suppose it's better they /ask/ for it than just take it and use it how they see fit :-D
16:54 <@Shadow404> [1NF0]: not funny
16:54 <@Lissa> i'm in the middle of these stupid RAC audits...and the amount of paperwork one takes is ridiculous...and she's called me FOUR times today to ask if I'm done with hers.  I keep telling her..If I'm done, I will call you and let you know.
16:54 < [1NF0]> Shadow404: I sorry... *hides*
16:54 <@Shadow404> damn right
16:54 <@Lissa> tyler has lost his sense of humor
16:54 <@Lissa> :(
16:55 <@Shadow404> when it comes to that word, yes
16:55 <@Lissa> hehe
16:55 <@Lissa> oh..that word
16:55 <@Lissa> i just ..yeh.
16:55 <@Lissa> :x
16:55 <@Shadow404> :)
16:55 <@Lissa> :P
16:55 <@rhia> [1NF0]: that leads to comments like "oh, like for unwinnable wars of choice, or religious groups getting government money" ;)
16:55  * [1NF0] now feels right at home... not knowing what's going on
16:56 <@Lissa> long story.
16:56 <@Lissa> you're better off in the dark
16:56 <@rhia> Shadow404: remember your Carlin <g>
16:56 < [1NF0]> rhia: I see where you're coming from...
16:57 <@Shadow404> Carlin?
16:57 <@Shadow404> now im lost?
16:57 -!- [1NF0] is now known as [1NF0]-hiding
16:57 <@Lissa> haha
16:57 <@polerin> heh
16:58 <@Lissa> "Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning"
16:58 <@rhia> ahhh, then i've had my accomplishment for the day
16:58 <@Catonic> lmfao
16:59 <@Catonic> "NEVER SPEAK THAT NAME IN MY PRESENCE AGAIN!"
16:59 <@Lissa> HUMPADINK!
17:00 <@rhia> "he's just mostly dead"
17:01 <@Catonic> I am hitler.
17:01 <@Shadow404> your middle-aged hitler
17:01 <@rhia> Catonic: then someone should tell you, you have a black caterpillar on your lip
17:01 <@Catonic> Nuh-uh
17:02 -!- [1NF0]-hiding is now known as [1NF0]
17:02 <@Catonic> it's two highly trained catipillars
17:03 < [1NF0]> Welcome to #se2600, where joking about rape is fine  - as long as you don't touch your political parties
17:03 < [1NF0]> /is hoping that goes over as funny, but is prepared for a kick if he's wrong again
17:04 <@nachoguy> nope, spot on
17:04  * rhia kicks [1NF0]   - rape not funny, either, unless it's Bush raping Cheney 
17:04 <@rhia> think "Carlin" again
17:04 <@nachoguy> and on that bombshell, enjoy your weekends
17:04 <@Catonic> rape is never funny.
17:05 <@Catonic> but raping glenn back in the ass with dildo the size of a trashcan can be incredibly satisfying.
17:05 <@Catonic> *beck
17:05 < [1NF0]> My "Carlin" cells are blank... they will need to be initialized before I can "think Carlin"...
17:06 < [1NF0]> I know I've watched/listened to hours of it, but I can't remember one damned thing except for a Russian ICBM and a bald head...
17:07 < [1NF0]> ON that note of embarrassment, I shall once again hide in shame... ;)
17:07 -!- [1NF0] is now known as [1NF0]-hiding
17:07 <@rhia> 7 words you can't say; porky pig / elmer fudd ; eh, get thee hence to some videos <g>
17:08 -!- [1NF0]-hiding is now known as [1NF0]
17:08 < [1NF0]> Ahh, seven words.. that rings a bell
17:09 <@Lissa> The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, .You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I.m just not close enough to get the job done..
17:09 < [1NF0]> 'Sorry, we can't find "www.facebook.com". We suggest that you check the spelling of the web address or search above.'... yes, comcast, that's just great.
17:10 <@rhia> Lissa: hehe
17:10 <@Lissa> i love george carlin
17:10 <@Lissa> "If Helen Keller had a psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?"
17:10 <@Catonic> man...
17:10 <@Catonic> no sense of hearing
17:11 <@Catonic> no sense of sight...
17:11 <@Catonic> if she'd ever gotten off, she'd have been quite a fright!
17:11 <@Lissa> lol
17:11 -!- [1NF0] is now known as [1NF0]-hiding
17:11 -!- [1NF0]-hiding [n=[1NF0]@24.99.70.4] has quit ["Leaving."]
17:12 <@Catonic> yes, we're done with him
17:12 <@Lissa> heh
17:12 <@Lissa> ok..one more quote then i gotta finish this report
17:12 <@Lissa> "The real reason that we can.t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post .Thou shalt not steal,. .Thou shalt not commit adultery,. and .Thou shalt not lie. in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment"
17:13 <@Catonic> amen
17:13 <@rhia> luv that one
17:13 <@Lissa> me too
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17:13 <@Catonic> http://www.sethwhite.org/images/pole2004/around%20the%20station/south%20pole%20burrito.jpg
17:14 <@Catonic> I want one of those right now so bad.
17:14 <@Catonic> but I can already taste the salt from the tater tots, I don't have turkey, and I don't have provolone.
17:15 < [1NF0]> that's certainly interesting...
17:16 <@rhia> that's ...... well, the tater tots seem a bit out of place, but turkey, provolone and avocado are Really good together ....
17:16 <@Lissa> and i don't like avacado :/
17:16 <@Lissa> so much i can't spell it :P
17:16 <@rhia> did the chef have a bag of tots just laying around the kitchen?
17:17 <@Catonic> it's at the south pole
17:17 <@rhia> Lissa: didn't either, till i moved to the "great" "we can still secede if we want to!" republic of Tejas
17:17 <@Lissa> gah.
17:17 <@Lissa> i don't know how you could live there.
17:17 <@rhia> acquired a taste since it seems to be in almost everything
17:18 <@Lissa> my aunt lives there, but my uncle works for texas instruments...so they're not leaving anytime soon
17:18 <@rhia> Lissa: cheap property taxes, no income tax, no car (rarely leave the house)
17:18 <@rhia> think the last is what makes it work <g>
17:18 <@Lissa> lol
17:18 <@Lissa> what's the state tax?
17:18 <@rhia> none
17:18 < [1NF0]> That's one of those things I've never had the stomach to try... up there with milk that doesn't require refrigeration...
17:18 <@Lissa> ...
17:19 <@Lissa> so..if you go to the store to get a soda...and it says...2.00
17:19 <@Lissa> you pay 2.00?
17:19 <@rhia> now, Dallas has high property taxes, but further north here isn't bad at all
17:19 <@rhia> ah, that's sales tax, 8.5, so 2.09
17:19 <@rhia> er, 2.19\
17:19 <@Lissa> ah
17:19 <@Lissa> ours is 9.25
17:20 <@Lissa> i just realized i'm the last person on my side of the office
17:20 <@Lissa> :/
17:20 <@rhia> no one to shoot nerf darts at - sad
17:20 <@Lissa> can't do that any way
17:20 <@Lissa> everyone here is really uptight and ass corky
17:20 <@rhia> slavedrivers!
17:21 <@rhia> and i can do the math, i just can't type on a numpad w/a cat laying on it
17:22 <@Lissa> sawwweeettt.
17:22 <@rhia> 2.17, for the sticklers out there ;P~~~~
17:22 <@Lissa> i just took a quiz from a 50% to an 80% by arguing with my teacher
17:22 <@rhia> niiiice
17:23 <@rhia> good job
17:26 <@Lissa> sometimes it pays to argue with your teacher :P
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17:34 <@Dagmar> So let me get this straight...
17:35 <@Dagmar> A high-school football coach hires strippers to perform for the team, things remain secret for almost a year, and now it's out and he loses his job?
17:35 <@Dagmar> ...but there's no mention of a trophy for "Coach of the Year"?
17:35 <@Dagmar> Ungrateful little punks
17:37 <@Catonic> for real
17:38 <@Dagmar> Some of the parents don't want him fired
17:38 < fie> SEXY FUN TIME!
17:38 < fie> LET"S GET NAKED
17:38 <@Dagmar> He got some of them back massages from the strippers
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17:38 <@Dagmar> THis would be complete outrage if he'd had them just do go-go (non-nude)
17:39 < mudsplatter> u wanna see me nude
17:39 < mudsplatter> i am sexy
17:42 < fie> Yes please, send naked exe file for me to see.
17:42 <@rhia> mudsplatter: get a piece of glass, spray some silver paint on the back, spray some black over the silver, turn it around and you can see yourself nekkid whenever you want - in your own home!
17:43 < mudsplatter> oOoOo
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17:43 < fie> Shh
17:44 < mudsplatter> wut
17:44 < fie> Change the subject
17:44 < mudsplatter> boobs
17:44 < mudsplatter> always
17:44 < mudsplatter> important
17:44 < fie> Love them boobs
17:44 < mudsplatter> there so so
17:45 < [1NF0]> my milkshake brings the boys to the yard...
17:45 < mudsplatter> i still dont understand the concept of milk shake
17:45 < fie> This is not the place to find out.
17:46 < mudsplatter> [1NF0], will tlel me
17:46 < fie> [1NF0] makes it up as he goes.
17:46  * [1NF0] can show you in about 6 weeks... but it looks much better when done by a female
17:46 < mudsplatter> hmmm
17:47 < mudsplatter> still confused
17:47 < [1NF0]> watch the last 10 minutes of Dodgeball ;)
17:47 < fie> mudsplatter, do you speak american?
17:47 < mudsplatter> a bit
17:48 < mudsplatter> why does u asks
17:49 < fie> Because americans are bad ass mother fuckers
17:49 < mudsplatter> america
17:49 < mudsplatter> fuck ya
17:49 < fie> HI MOTHER FUCKIN FIVE YEEEEEEEEEAH! (testosterone rage)
17:49 < mudsplatter> ya
17:50  * fie smashes beer cans in a manner that might be intimidating
17:50 < mudsplatter> lets go bomb a country with oil
17:50 < mudsplatter> then take there oil
17:50 < fie> There are much more important things than oil
17:50 < mudsplatter> wut
17:51 < fie> Like beer and babes and nascar
17:51 < fie> them damn sand monkies can keep their oil
17:51 < mudsplatter> rofl
17:52 < fie> Don't be laughing at nascar
17:52 < mudsplatter> make a left
17:52 < mudsplatter> then agian
17:53 < mudsplatter> and another left
17:53 < fie> I'll run ya down with my 4x4 like a deer
17:53 < mudsplatter> o
17:53 < mudsplatter> wow
17:53 < mudsplatter> i keep getting threaten to get killed
17:53 < mudsplatter> hahaha
17:53 < fie> mudsplatter, I just put in a new grill
17:53 < mudsplatter> im so used to it
17:53 < mudsplatter> is it a dodge
17:53 < mudsplatter> make sure u hit me with a dodge
17:53 < fie> Shit no, Ford all the way baby! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
17:54 < mudsplatter> fuck u
17:54 < mudsplatter> dumb ass liking ford
17:54 < fie> WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
17:54 < fie> FORD WHOOOOOOOOOOO!
17:54 < fie> I can keep going
17:54 < mudsplatter> if you aint white u aint right
17:54 < fie> Seriously.
17:54 < mudsplatter> totally
17:55 < mudsplatter> o dam
17:55 < mudsplatter> forgot i iz not white
17:55 <@Catonic> stop it, both of you
17:55 < mudsplatter> wut
17:55 <@Catonic> or I'll tie to you ware.
17:56 < fie> Ware is overrated.
17:56 <@Catonic> I'm not white, I'm cock-asian.
17:56 < mudsplatter> im asian....
17:57 < mudsplatter> the best race
17:57 < fie> The best rice maybe
17:57 <@Dagmar> Keep it up
17:57 < fie> Dagmar, is this a warning?
17:57 < fie> Because I'm sure we can.
17:57 <@Dagmar> we'll knock you out at PN and dress you up in a chair costume, and then leave you on the roof balcony
17:57 < mudsplatter> ya
17:58 < mudsplatter> Dagmar, seems like the dondage type
17:58 < mudsplatter> bondage
17:58 < mudsplatter> might rape me
17:58 < mudsplatter> so ill shut up
17:58 <@Dagmar> You'll think that's real funny as you plummet the nine stories to the ground.
17:58 < fie> Dagmar, It's not the 11 story drop.... it's the getting raped before hand.
17:58 < fie> 9... 11... whatever
17:58 < mudsplatter> i wont die
17:58 < mudsplatter> been though worse
17:58 < mudsplatter> rofl
18:01 <@Catonic> who said anything about rape?
18:02 <@Dagmar> I'm pretty much ignoring that.
18:02 <@Catonic> that's what the consent form is that you sign when you walk into the con.
18:02 <@Dagmar> Whatever's going on in their heads that's making them bring that up is between them and their shrinks
18:02 < mudsplatter> rofl
18:03 < fie> Catonic, at phreaknic no chair is safe.
18:03 < fie> bring extra condoms.
18:03 < mudsplatter> ill bring a tazer
18:03 <@Dagmar> Frnakly if I can get 'em cheap I'm bringing some "rooftop-safe" chairs.
18:03 <@Dagmar> i.e., inflatable ones.
18:03 <@Dagmar> You will still catch hell if you toss them over the side, but at least it won't damage anything
18:04 <@Catonic> just think of all the money that would be saved
18:04 <@Catonic> not having to rent the chairs
18:04 <@Dagmar> Pretty much
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18:04 <@Catonic> make 9th standing room only.
18:04 <@Dagmar> nah I'm talking about just for the balconies
18:04 < [1NF0]> they will /still/ bring chairs from elsewhere
18:04 < [1NF0]> if they have to bring a chair from the front lobby to 9 to throw it, they will
18:04 <@Dagmar> I think security can stop that
18:05 <@Catonic> well, that just killed the elevator parties.
18:05 < mudsplatter> rofl
18:05 < mudsplatter> chair on fire
18:05 <@Dagmar> Tehre will be no "tradition" of throwing chairs off the roof at PN or there will be some "terribly tragic accidents"
18:07 < [1NF0]> yeah, that needs to stop... iirc, the hotel was quite pissed, and we want them to love us ;)
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18:07 <@Dagmar> It'll stop or someone'll find out what it's like to be stuck blocking the elevator door for an hour or two as it repeatedly tries to close on them
18:07 <@rhia> Dagmar: just consider the chair as the preliminary test run for the person who threw the chair - 1 or 2 of the tosser following the tossed should do it <g>
18:08 < [1NF0]> I'll disable the door safeties for you
18:08 < mudsplatter> i has lock pics
18:08 <@Dagmar> 'cept we'll need both elevators so we'll have to find a suitable blunt object and some volunteers to help simulate it.
18:08 <@Dagmar> rhia: I was just threatening to forcibly dress someone in a chair costume and leave them on the balcony
18:08 < mudsplatter> well ill find out tonight
18:09 < mudsplatter> if ill be peeing on u guys
18:09 < [1NF0]> are they doing the "sanctioned" chair toss again? I could use another "trophy"
18:10 <@Dagmar> Dunno.  Seemed like everyone was throwing like a girl
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18:10 < [1NF0]> gee... thanks... :-D
18:10 <@Dagmar> Maybe this year you'll have some competition
18:11 <@Dagmar> You and maybe two other guys I wasn't seriously disturbed by watching them throw
18:11 < ware> fie: im not overrated
18:12 < [1NF0]> maybe... it's not sane that I threw 5' further than anybody else... I mean, I'm not a thrower
18:12 < ware> fie rhymes with lie
18:12 < mudsplatter> ware, seems like the muscly arm type
18:12 < ware> mudsplatter: http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs199.snc1/6735_153871678218_506303218_3505077_4774082_n.jpg
18:12 < ware> im not
18:12 < [1NF0]> er, it's a chair toss, not a chair throw... so I guess I'm not a tosser
18:12 < mudsplatter> idk
18:12 < mudsplatter> not cute at all
18:13 < mudsplatter> not like [1NF0]
18:13 < [1NF0]> damn chrome is busted up again
18:13 < ware> mudsplatter: are you a gayfag?
18:13 < [1NF0]> guess htat's why they call it the "Dev build" ;)
18:13 < mudsplatter> every one on the internet is gay
18:13 < [1NF0]> that is soooo not a good pic of you ware
18:14 < ware> hrmm
18:14 < [1NF0]> (and by that, I mean, I've seen better)
18:14 < [1NF0]> ((of you))
18:14 < ware> http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs183.snc1/6095_128415353218_506303218_3086925_3400915_n.jpg
18:14 < [1NF0]> that's better ;)
18:14 < ware> haha
18:14 < [1NF0]> if I were you, that'd be the one I'd use when trying to pick up guys ))
18:14 < mudsplatter> looks like dan kamiski with shorter hair
18:14 <@Catonic> what can I do with an avocado?
18:15 < [1NF0]> Catonic: make pretty splashes against a brick wall?
18:15 < ware> lol
18:15 <@Dagmar> Catonic: Make dip?
18:15 < ware> Catonic: guac
18:15 < ware> thats about it afaik
18:15 <@Dagmar> Taco fixins?
18:15 < [1NF0]> mix girl colleagues with a dead conference day, and you get me like this: http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs003.snc1/2787_178776560423_644070423_6353791_3327977_n.jpg
18:15 <@Dagmar> Also, like nearly every other solid object in existance, you can probably make a bong with it.
18:16 < mudsplatter> [1NF0], i dont like u any more
18:16 < [1NF0]> YAY!!!!
18:16 <@Catonic> I've got a half of one left on the counter.
18:16 < ware> mudsplatter: [1NF0]: pix
18:16 < ware> nao
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18:17 < [1NF0]> have a borrito shell, tater tots, provolone cheese, and turkey Catonic? ;)
18:18 < [1NF0]> ware: http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs147.snc1/5451_242071125423_644070423_7949598_6794951_n.jpg
18:18 < [1NF0]> http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs111.snc1/4815_210631020423_644070423_7098239_2319327_n.jpg
18:18 < [1NF0]> http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs018.snc1/2640_172157740423_644070423_6228470_6219688_n.jpg
18:18 < [1NF0]> http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v562/249/100/644070423/n644070423_4806375_1127.jpg
18:18 < [1NF0]> and http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v182/249/100/644070423/n644070423_1969330_2540.jpg ;)
18:20  * [1NF0] has been kicked from #se2600 (if you're going to flood pics, at least make them pr0n)
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18:20 < [1NF0]> yeah... must've been the ops required to kick myself... ;)
18:21 <@Catonic> we are wise beyond our years.
18:21 <@Catonic> we are legion.
18:22 <@Catonic> LEGION HAS HERPES
18:22 < [1NF0]> wise beyond your years? I thought that was ice behind your ears...
18:22  * [1NF0] fail
18:25 <@tzanger> dude you really got the amos beard going
18:27 <@Catonic> shit, put him and ware in a room together....
18:30 < [1NF0]> and ware would be bloodied and dead quick-like
18:35 <@Catonic> yeah. yeah. who's your daddy.
18:37 < [1NF0]> reminds me of one of the first few episodes of Coed Confidential (I forget which)... the young lady answered like "blah blah, why?"
18:37 < [1NF0]> of course, blah blah was a guys first and alst name
18:42 <@Catonic> dear sir: I'm fucking your daughter.
18:43 <@Catonic> its friday... what's on fox?
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18:44 < [1NF0]> 5thGrader, Glee, news
18:44 <@Catonic> im better off watching porn.
18:45 < [1NF0]> that's usually the case
18:45 <@Catonic> hulu is sucking balls
18:45 <@Catonic> adultswim is sucking balls.
18:46 < [1NF0]> that's usually the case
18:46 < [1NF0]> and again
18:46 <@Catonic> youtube is making it, only because people keep uploading the shit
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19:19 <@Catonic> my eyes burn
19:25 <@CRasH180> stop lighting them on fire
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19:44 < ware> [1NF0]: youre gay?
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19:45 < ware> i wanna know why mudsplatter was hatin' on me earlier
19:45 < ware> but nobody knows who he/she is
19:46 < mudsplatter> ?
19:46 < mudsplatter> i am me
19:46 < mudsplatter> das crazy asian
19:47 < [1NF0]> ware: no... I'm straight (just comfortable)
19:48 < mudsplatter> no [1NF0] is falming
19:48 <@Corydon76-dig> mudsplatter: we already have a crazy asian in Neoteric
19:48 < ware> yah i figured
19:48 < [1NF0]> if I /were/ gay, mudsplatter would set me straight ;)
19:49 < mudsplatter> totally [1NF0]  il show u
19:49 < ware> mudsplatter: you are required by peers pressure to post pix, publicly.
19:49 < ware> cause i think youre a ugly irc hater =/
19:49 < ware> and i dont like irc haters
19:49 < mudsplatter> wut
19:49 < [1NF0]> I'd be like, "because I'm gay, I have to do /that/? nope... show me the titties"
19:49 < mudsplatter> im sexy
19:49 < ware> srs biz.
19:49 < mudsplatter> as hell
19:49 <@Corydon76-dig> and Neoteric is one crazy asian
19:49 < mudsplatter> look me up on you tobe
19:49 < mudsplatter> lazy ass
19:49 < [1NF0]> hey, we showed you ours, now show us yours
19:50 < mudsplatter> go on youtube
19:50 < ware> Mudsplatter at Defcon 17 ?
19:50 < mudsplatter> no shit
19:50 < ware> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpJN2dcteXg
19:51 < ware> HAHA mudsplatter i found you on the net
19:51 < mudsplatter> yup
19:51 < ware> video definitly aint playin
19:52 < [1NF0]> ^ isn't a playa
19:52 < ware> with an e
19:52 < ware> o i haxd it
19:52 <@Corydon76-dig> Were you drunk when you made that video?
19:52 < mudsplatter> no shit
19:52 < mudsplatter> i dint make it
19:52 < mudsplatter> rofl
19:52 < mudsplatter> i was flimed with out permission
19:52 < mudsplatter> haha
19:52 < ware> 2 cables per cable!
19:52 <@Corydon76-dig> Somebody can't hold a camera steady
19:52 < ware> are they sneakin around?
19:53 < mudsplatter> rofl
19:53 < mudsplatter> i broke in to the ctf room
19:53 < ware> oooh
19:53 < mudsplatter> when they wre setting up
19:53 < mudsplatter> filming the poeple
19:53 < mudsplatter> the faces
19:53 < mudsplatter> and the set up
19:53 < mudsplatter> for the spain team
19:53 < [1NF0]> define (for the stupid of us) CTF
19:53 < mudsplatter> capture the flag at defcon
19:53 < [1NF0]> ahh
19:53 < ware> as well as no PIX
19:54 < mudsplatter> there is more
19:54 < mudsplatter> new fag
19:54 < ware> <- raging
19:54 < ware> dont call me names on the internet
19:55 <@Corydon76-dig> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGwLBmKmEt8
19:55 <@Corydon76-dig> There we go
19:55 < mudsplatter> rofl
19:55 < ware> hahaha
19:55 < ware> k youre not gay
19:56 < mudsplatter> hahahaha
19:56 < ware> you are win
19:56  * ware approves
19:56 < mudsplatter> siegheil
19:56 <@Corydon76-dig> Oh, and Korean.  That makes a difference.  Neoteric is Chinese
19:56  * [1NF0] approves... of her
19:56 < ware> ROFL
19:56 < mudsplatter> chink........
19:56 < ware> you shouldnt have moved your head
19:56 < [1NF0]> yeah, reallly
19:57 <@Corydon76-dig> [1NF0]: now I see which dude you are
19:57 < [1NF0]> Corydon76-dig: ?
19:57 < ware> http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ware+phreaknic
19:57 <@Corydon76-dig> [1NF0]: pics from earlier.  If I ever hit on you on here, I apologize.  It won't happen again.
19:57 < ware> most of those are the night of the chair
19:57 < mudsplatter> ?
19:58 <@Corydon76-dig> Definitely not my type
19:58 < mudsplatter> im sexy
19:58 < mudsplatter> fu
19:58 < [1NF0]> Corydon76-dig: You have a gift, my man... disguising insults within apologies.  For that, I'm going to give you a big smooch ;)
19:59 <@Corydon76-dig> [1NF0]: and get smacked by Peaches
19:59 < mudsplatter> ....
20:00 < [1NF0]> Corydon76-dig: that'd better be a promise, babe ;)
20:00 <@Corydon76-dig> [1NF0]: guaranteed, he'll be drunk
20:00 < mudsplatter> me?
20:00 < [1NF0]> peaches
20:00 <@Corydon76-dig> No, Peaches
20:01 < [1NF0]> pay attention ;)
20:01 < [1NF0]> you will be to, no doubt... but it aint all about you, ya know ;)
20:01 < mudsplatter> rofl
20:01 < mudsplatter> if i thow up on u
20:01 <@Corydon76-dig> mudsplatter: you aren't really my type, either.  I like pretty boys.  See Peaches.
20:01 < mudsplatter> i will be
20:01 < mudsplatter> rofl
20:01 < mudsplatter> ....
20:01 < mudsplatter> fig nuts
20:01 < mudsplatter> Corydon76-dig, gtrrr
20:02 <@Corydon76-dig> mudsplatter: I like girly boys
20:02 < [1NF0]> ware: who the hell are you on facebook? I friended some other fag by mistake thinking it was you ;)
20:02 <@Corydon76-dig> (and boyly girls, too, but anyway)
20:02 < mudsplatter> hahahaha
20:03 <@Corydon76-dig> If I look at a person and can't tell from initial appearances whether they're male or female, that's a turnon for me
20:03 < [1NF0]> that's hot
20:03 < [1NF0]> so, you like Rosie O'Donnel then?
20:03 < [1NF0]> ;)
20:04  * [1NF0] covers his ass for the kick Corydon76-dig's about to bring
20:04 < mudsplatter> gagaga
20:05 <@Corydon76-dig> Sorry, wasn't paying attention.  Was sucking on Peaches' titties
20:05 < mudsplatter> oOoooOO
20:05 < [1NF0]> that statement is useless without video...
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20:06 <@Corydon76-dig> Sorry, cam's in my laptop bag, in the other room
20:06 <@Corydon76-dig> not like I have a broadcast server or anything, anyway
20:08  * Peaches1984 yawns
20:08 < mudsplatter> hahha
20:08 < mudsplatter> god
20:09 < mudsplatter> Peaches1984, ur the talk of the town
20:09 < Peaches1984> i can tell
20:09 < Peaches1984> i must be good at what i do
20:09 < Peaches1984> i have a nice chest ect
20:09 < Peaches1984> so
20:09 < mudsplatter> hehhe
20:09 < mudsplatter> pics
20:09 < mudsplatter> or lies
20:09 < ware> [1NF0]: facebook.com/jayware
20:10 < mudsplatter> ?
20:10 <@Corydon76-dig> mudsplatter: search youtube for "christina rae"
20:11 < mudsplatter> you tube?
20:11 <@Corydon76-dig> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73ydsE6PIP0
20:11 < mudsplatter> hot
20:12 < mudsplatter> drag
20:12 < Peaches1984> yeah
20:12 <@Corydon76-dig> Find me at PN, and I can show you the high quality version on my laptop
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20:12 <@Corydon76-dig> Hell, I'll project it against the wall
20:12 < Peaches1984> lol
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20:13 < Peaches1984> helli could just come in drag
20:13 < Peaches1984> lol
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20:13 < [1NF0]> could
20:13 < Peaches1984> then hit on ware
20:13 < Peaches1984> lol
20:14 <@Corydon76-dig> For some reason, bandwidth is sucking right now
20:14 < [1NF0]> really now? Can I borrow it?
20:14 < Peaches1984> what u want to borrow
20:14 < Peaches1984> the sucking
20:15 <@Corydon76-dig> Oh, I know why... Peaches is watching video
20:15 < Peaches1984> hehe
20:15 < Peaches1984> yeah a movie on netflix
20:15 < Peaches1984> there i paused it
20:15 <@Corydon76-dig> trafshow FTW
20:15 < [1NF0]> Sharing a net connection? If that ain't love, I don't know what is...
20:16 < Peaches1984> lol
20:16 < Peaches1984> what u wanting to watch
20:16 <@Corydon76-dig> [1NF0]: are you saying you don't share your net connection with anyone?
20:16 < [1NF0]> Corydon76-dig: you saw my pic, didn't ya? ;)
20:16 < Peaches1984> i want to see
20:17 < [1NF0]> Peaches1984: http://www.facebook.com/dmcmorris  add me
20:17  * [1NF0] feels like a preteen girl
20:17 < [1NF0]> "OMG will you be my friend plz???"
20:18 <@Corydon76-dig> preteen girls shouldn't have fb/ms
20:18 < [1NF0]> absolutely agree with that
20:18 < Peaches1984> hey guys here ya go
20:19 < Peaches1984> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=14215&id=1586973519
20:19 < [1NF0]> This content is currently unavailableThe page you requested cannot be displayed right now. It may be temporarily unavailable, the link you clicked on may have expired, or you may not have permission to view this page
20:19 <@Corydon76-dig> Peaches1984: you have to share the photo with the world, first
20:20 < Peaches1984> its on my face book
20:20 <@Corydon76-dig> See the links under the photo
20:20 < Peaches1984> go under my photos and its in my mobile photo's
20:21 < Peaches1984> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=14215&l=f0f266abe9&id=1586973519
20:21 < Peaches1984> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=14215&l=f0f266abe9&id=1586973519
20:21 < Peaches1984> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=14215&l=f0f266abe9&id=1586973519
20:21 < Peaches1984> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=14215&l=f0f266abe9&id=1586973519
20:21 < Peaches1984> try that one sorry
20:21 < Peaches1984> so many just poped
20:21 < [1NF0]> wow.. nice... I'll be back in about a 45-60 seconds
20:22 < Peaches1984> lol
20:23 <@Dagmar> You know that's a guy, right?
20:23 < [1NF0]> you know that was a joke, right?
20:23 <@Dagmar> Okay.  Just making sure.
20:23 <@Dagmar> Nice hair tho'
20:24 < [1NF0]> I appreciate you looking out for my fapping conscience ;)
20:24 < Peaches1984> lol
20:24 < Peaches1984> lord
20:24 <@Dagmar> Well, I'm still thinking off all those people who were clearly thinking unclean thoughts abotu Lady Gaga
20:24 < Peaches1984> how mercy
20:24 <@Dagmar> You can tell who they are because now they're all "She was so ugly"
20:25 <@Dagmar> This amuses me greatly.
20:25 < [1NF0]> are you saying Lady GaGa is/was a guy?
20:25 <@Dagmar> IS.
20:25 <@Dagmar> He makes a damn hot chick tho
20:25 < [1NF0]> phew... glad I hate her
20:25 < [1NF0]> er, him
20:25 <@Dagmar> There's a scene you can PROBABLY find on YouTube because they're having trouble killing it off
20:26 <@Dagmar> At that big music gig last month (Lollapalooza or something like that) s/he was onstage laying across the back of a Vespa for a bit and hir dress rode up.
20:26 <@Dagmar> When she stood up she had to pull the dress back down, and there a not-so-little something hanging out there.
20:27 <@Dagmar> It took Youtube a couple of days to figure out "Wait, THAT'S A PENIS!"
20:27 < [1NF0]> phew... I bet Peaches1984 is glad Corydon76-dig wasn't there...
20:27 <@Dagmar> For my part, I remember the first time I saw "her" I also saw her stage crew.
20:28 <@Dagmar> Now, Madonna has a lot of "metro" guys on her stages, as do several other pop stars.
20:28  * [1NF0] rolls eyes
20:28 <@Dagmar> These motherfuckers do not look "metro".  They look gay as hell
20:28 < [1NF0]> hmm, whoda thunkit? stainless steel tanks are made of stainless steel...
20:28 <@Dagmar> I was definitely thinking that htere's probably no women on that stage
20:29 <@Dagmar> Wearing a costume that looks like it was designed after some strappy italian stiletto heels isn't just a little gay
20:29 <@Dagmar> heh
20:30 <@Dagmar> That's a fuckin' Castro Street Special right there
20:30 <@Corydon76-dig> Dagmar: uh, those are panties
20:32 <@Corydon76-dig> The panties are the same color as her dress, unsurprisingly, because if you ask women, they know that panties of a different color from the dress DOES show
20:32 <@Dagmar> What?  The WHITE thing hanging down under the RED dress?
20:33 <@Dagmar> Either that was a wang or there was an interesting choice of places to hide a coin purse
20:33 <@Corydon76-dig> What white thing?  I think you may have been watching a Photoshopped video
20:33 <@Dagmar> Nope
20:33 <@Dagmar> No one photoshopped in crowd reaction
20:33 <@Corydon76-dig> I watched the first youtube video that popped up for "lady gaga penis"
20:33 <@Dagmar> That's a bit much detail
20:33 <@Corydon76-dig> Crowd reaction was from her showing off her panties
20:34 <@Dagmar> Uh huh
20:34 <@Corydon76-dig> Anyway, gotta go check on dinner
20:36 < Peaches1984> lord
20:39 <@Corydon76-dig> http://www.hiphoprx.com/2009/09/08/lady-gaga-is-offended-over-hermaphrodite-rumors/
20:43 <@Corydon76-dig> http://www.hecklerspray.com/lady-gaga-is-just-a-little-bit-sick-of-talking-about-her-gender/200939396.php
20:46 < [1NF0]> "Meaning that she has a willy, girl no no places and three boobs, like that chick out of Total Recall."
20:46 < [1NF0]> that chick had a willy?
20:46 < [1NF0]> crap! My fapfap conscience is corrupted!
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20:56 <@Dagmar> ATTENTION NOAH.  YOU ARE NEEDED ON THE DECK.
20:59 < ware> UR FLUDN
21:00 <@Dagmar> You've been outside then
21:00 <@Dagmar> I just went from the NOC to JJ's and back.
21:00 <@Dagmar> I parked right in front of the place.
21:00 <@Dagmar> I'm fuckin' SOAKED.
21:00 < ware> haha dang
21:00 < ware> yeah we are in the garage working on the bikes
21:01 < ware> just started outta no where
21:01 <@Dagmar> Yeah you ain't riding them right now.
21:01 <@Dagmar> You'd get crushed.
21:01 < ware> yuhp
21:01 <@Dagmar> Cars are doin' like, 15mph down 21st ave
21:01 <@Dagmar> My undercarriage got a good washing
21:01 < ware> my roomie is replacin' the front and rear brake pads
21:01 <@Dagmar> He might want to thikn about pontoon mounts.
21:01 < ware> i was gonna clean my real good but then i figured it would jsut get dirty again
21:01 <@Dagmar> I've no idea how long this willl keep up.
21:02 < ware> so ima wait til its snowy season then detail it
21:02 <@Dagmar> Spray it down with some orange clean and just roll it outside for about 10 minutes for a good rinse.
21:02 < ware> forecast says tomorrow is clear
21:03 <@Dagmar> 1.  Today's forecast had a 20% chance of rain.
21:04 <@Dagmar> 2. This is Tennessee and that's at least 12 hours out.
21:05 < [1NF0]> "but the radar is also showing a russian ICBM, so I wouldn't sweat the"
21:05 < ware> we're riding out to jamestown and back tomorrow
21:05 < [1NF0]> .;..
21:05 < ware> hope we dont get caught in it
21:09 < ware> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hermitage,%20tn&daddr=Cookeville%20Hwy/TN-24/TN-53/US-70%20N%20to:36.40581,-85.470886%20to:jamestown,%20tn&geocode=;FYrmKAIdgAjh-g;;&gl=us&hl=en&mra=dpe&mrcr=0&mrsp=2&sz=11&via=1,2&sll=36.261992,-85.549164&sspn=0.449569,0.891953&ie=UTF8&ll=36.322871,-85.770264&spn=0.898433,1.783905&z=10
21:09 < ware> http://tinyurl.com/kwoar6
21:33 <@tzanger> http://i25.tinypic.com/ou6t5j.jpg
21:35 < mudsplatter> rofl
21:35 < mudsplatter> star trek
21:37 < ware> lolnot
21:38 < ware> mudsplatter: where you from?
21:38 < ware> have you been to phreaknic?
21:38 < [1NF0]> how old are you?
21:38 < [1NF0]> do you like to swing?
21:39 < mudsplatter> miami
21:39 < mudsplatter> never been to phreaknic
21:40 < mudsplatter> idk
21:41 <@Corydon76-dig> mudsplatter: have a FB page?
21:41 < [1NF0]> ^ and that's how it all started
21:42 < mudsplatter> no
21:42 <@Corydon76-dig> I just posted 3 more photos of Johnny
21:42 < mudsplatter> never
21:42 <@Corydon76-dig> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2264441&l=2b8dc74a25&id=734754650
21:43 <@Corydon76-dig> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2264442&l=e044b84526&id=734754650
21:43 < mudsplatter> u can scare a bunny to death
21:43 < [1NF0]> thanks!
21:43 <@Corydon76-dig> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2264443&l=ac64603c60&id=734754650
21:43 <@Corydon76-dig> Yeah, he was a little disturbed by the camera flash
21:43 < [1NF0]> only /you/ would flash a rabbit
21:44 < [1NF0]> and only /I/ can prevent forest fires
21:44 <@Catonic> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG56_qJuxpQ <-nsfw but funny
21:44 <@Corydon76-dig> Can't help it when I'm wearing only a bathrobe
21:44 <@Catonic> "we're whiter than santa claus's pubes in december"
21:45 <@Corydon76-dig> I'm just happy he didn't decide to latch on with his teeth and give a yank, the way he did with my elbow the other night
21:45 <@Catonic> "
21:45 <@Catonic> "I'll kill that pussy, then fuck that's pussy's ghost."
21:46 <@Catonic> oh god oh god
21:46 <@Catonic> what did I tune back into?!
21:46 <@Corydon76-dig> Catonic: my rabbit biting me
21:46 < mudsplatter> hit it
21:46 < [1NF0]> so... a street light was flashing, so naturally a neighbor called 911 to report a forest fire
21:46 < [1NF0]> (a fire call on the scanner a bit ago)
21:47 < ware> lol
21:50 < mudsplatter> omg
21:50 < mudsplatter> a flicking light
21:50 < mudsplatter> its a terroist attack
21:51 < [1NF0]> yeah
21:59 <@Catonic> I finally recaptured catonic.net
21:59 <@Catonic> and now I'm getting spam and emails I haven't seen for six years
21:59 < [1NF0]> congrats
21:59  * [1NF0] LMAOs
21:59 <@Dagmar> I would have thought the police would have responded with "I'm sorry.  You say you live in the suburbs and a forest has invaded it?"
21:59 <@Catonic> like, I'm on freebsd-hackers....
21:59 < [1NF0]> the squatters mustn't have been making anything
22:00 < [1NF0]> wow...
22:00 <@Catonic> I haven't given a shit about freebsd-hackers in like... six years
22:00 <@Catonic> the squatter was a former friend.
22:00 <@Dagmar> Well, either he's been collecting your email or they really need to start paying attention to bounced mails
22:00 < [1NF0]> former sounds about right in a case like that
22:01 <@Catonic> *former*
22:01 <@Dagmar> This shirt smells funny when it's wet
22:01 <@Dagmar> That's anonoying
22:01 < [1NF0]> stop letting your dog sleep on it
22:01 <@Catonic> I find it funny you typed that into IRC
22:01 <@Dagmar> The thing is quite clean, it's just some fancy golfer fabric
22:02 < [1NF0]> can you describe the smell?
22:02 <@Dagmar> Maybe someday they'll be able to make water-shedding cloth that doesn't smell like old ladies
22:02 <@tzanger> "fancy golfer fabric" == tartan patterns? :-)
22:02 <@Catonic> I'm going to start wearing bowling shirts
22:02 <@Catonic> and skater pants
22:02 <@Dagmar> No, it's made by Champion (the people who make golfing stuff) with their "Duo Dry" fabric
22:02 <@Catonic> and grow a goatee again
22:03 < [1NF0]> hmm... I wonder if they make white tee shirts with yellow pre-dyed armpits... ;)
22:08 <@Catonic> I'm hoping to buy shorts soon with a pre-dyed crotch
22:08 < [1NF0]> "objects in clothing are larger than they appear"
22:09 < [1NF0]> er... crap, got that backwards
22:09 <@Catonic> yellow in the front, brown in the back.
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22:24 <@Catonic> I gonna buy a prius
22:24 <@Catonic> and put a huge wing on the back
22:25 <@Catonic> and a supercharger on the hood
22:26 < [1NF0]> and an MP3 player that plays the sounds of a motorcycle?
22:27 <@Catonic> 1 ostrich egg = 24 chicken eggs
22:27 < [1NF0]> yummy
22:38 <@Dagmar> 1 ostrich == a bird kicking your ass
22:46 <@sdodson> I need faster hardware for my satellite server.
22:47 < [1NF0]> satellite server?
22:47 <@sdodson> [1NF0]: rhn satellite
22:47 <@sdodson> Red Hat's management server.
22:48 < [1NF0]> ahh yes
22:51 <@sdodson> [1NF0]: i'm bored, entertain me
22:52 < [1NF0]> sdodson: Have you heard about the irishman that walked out of a bar?
22:52 <@sdodson> [1NF0]: ya, he's cool
22:52 < [1NF0]> Oh yeah? tell me about him, because I didn't hear about it
22:53 <@sdodson> when a cpu asplodes is there a lot of smoke and dust?
22:54 <@sdodson> One of the cpu fans in this Dell 2650 is shot and covered in dust while the other cpu's fan is dust free
22:54 < [1NF0]> is it your computer or one you're fixing for another?
22:54 <@sdodson> it's for work
22:55 < [1NF0]> oh, re-read that
22:55 < [1NF0]> does the other CPU's fan work at all?
22:55 < [1NF0]> ;)
22:55 <@sdodson> ya, the clean one works
22:56 <@sdodson> the dirty one was reporting low rpms so i replaced it. I'm just wondering why it was caked in crud
22:56 < [1NF0]> sounds kinda odd to me... 2 cpu fans, one clogged, one not
22:56 <@sdodson> Dual cpu system btw
22:56 < [1NF0]> Really? I hadn't gathered that...
22:56 < [1NF0]> :-D
22:57 < [1NF0]> What sort-of environment is it in?
22:57 <@sdodson> sorry, i'm tired
22:57 <@Catonic> ooh, ooh, let me guess which one failed
22:57 <@sdodson> [1NF0]: server room, relatively clean.
22:57 < [1NF0]> what's the dust like?
22:58 <@sdodson> there's some black dusk and some white dust, both really fine
22:58 <@sdodson> I was going to take a pic but i just realized the cleaning staff empted the trash bin a while ago.
22:58 < [1NF0]> awe...
22:59 < [1NF0]> somebody salt-n-peppered your cpu ;)
23:00 < [1NF0]> I don't know... the only thing coming to me right now is something inside the fan itself wore... but the amount of dust I'm inferring isn't really compatible with that
23:03 <@Dagmar> Sounds like it was grinding itself up
23:04 < [1NF0]> ^ yup ^
23:06 <@sdodson> Ya, it did look like the bearing fried
23:07 <@Catonic> the clean one was the one that didn't work.
23:07 <@sdodson> Catonic: wrong
23:08 < [1NF0]> I think sdodson's sarcasm sensor is slightly inefficient as he lacks sleep ;)
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23:14 < [1NF0]> wb peaches
23:18 < Peaches1984> thanks had to go shower
23:20 < Peaches1984> i hate to get up in the morning to go get new tires on the car
23:20 < [1NF0]> fun...
23:21 < [1NF0]> I had to do mine about a month ago... I figured, when the bands are showing and I have a 1000mi drive in 2 days, I better get them changed ;)
23:21 < Peaches1984> ya i was thinking we need a titie bar at pn
23:22 <@Catonic> oh god no
23:22 < [1NF0]> that's random, but if you're thinking female titties then I'm for it ;)
23:22 <@Catonic> the potters wont be coming this year
23:22 < Peaches1984> cock bar then
23:22 < [1NF0]> potters...
23:22 <@Catonic> neither will the kilties
23:22 < [1NF0]> kilties...
23:22 <@someninjamaster> yeah
23:22 <@someninjamaster> they had some schdueling conflicts
23:22 < Peaches1984> dang
23:22 < Peaches1984> that sucks
23:22 <@Catonic> which means that only dc0de will be the serious competition for the wifi contest
23:23 <@sdodson> he'll lose to himself somehow
23:23 <@Catonic> 'cause I'll just get drunk and wake up after the contest starts
23:23 <@sdodson> dc0de and shadow404 will never win
23:24 < Peaches1984> i'll be there
23:25 < Peaches1984> not in the race though
23:28 < [1NF0]> I'm pretty strongly thinking of bringing my 28dBi parabolic antenna and my half-watt USB wifi adapter... but would need a driver (would be willing to be a third/fourth wheel for another team though...
23:28 < [1NF0]> I mean, 2 scanners/workers together are better than 1
23:28 <@sdodson> I'm always impressed by the massive setups that people bring to the game and how they lose.
23:29 < [1NF0]> yeah... well, the fact the past 2 years were won with a gba...
23:29 < [1NF0]> (iiuc)
23:30 <@sdodson> gba?
23:30 < [1NF0]> Game Boy Advance
23:30 < mudsplatter> play with a flare gun in doors
23:30 < mudsplatter> start some fires
23:30 < Peaches1984> lol
23:31 < [1NF0]> jeeze... you're getting old when the kids you remember being born are now legal :-/
23:31 < Peaches1984> ya
23:31 <@sdodson> You're also getting a bit sick when you even think of them being legal.
23:31 < mudsplatter> ....
23:31 < mudsplatter> dude
23:31 < mudsplatter> my car and truck
23:31 < mudsplatter> are older
23:31 < mudsplatter> then this 18 year old girl i messed with
23:31 < mudsplatter> i feel old
23:32 < [1NF0]> I had a 30 year old "cargo" van for a few months... loved that damn thing
23:32 <@CRasH180> If you are twice her age or close to it would start to feel old
23:32 <@sdodson> Did it come with candy?
23:32 < [1NF0]> it came with about 3 buckets of potting soil
23:32 < mudsplatter> ...
23:32 < mudsplatter> man
23:32 < mudsplatter> i feel old
23:33 < mudsplatter> i cant even do thing like i used to
23:33 < mudsplatter> like use a fake id
23:33 < mudsplatter> to get ultra porn
23:33 < [1NF0]> you can... it's just pointless ;)
23:34 <@CRasH180> Now you need a fake ID that says you are 21
23:34 <@Catonic> fortunately, I look 25.
23:34 <@sdodson> no you don't
23:35 <@Catonic> fortunately, I look 80.
23:35 <@sdodson> Especially not if you're still bleacking your hair.
23:35 <@sdodson> bleaching
23:35 <@Catonic> no, I only bleach my ass.
23:35 < mudsplatter> ...
23:35 < mudsplatter> anal bleeching
23:36 < [1NF0]> it's to wash out ware's herpes
23:36 < Peaches1984> u really bleach ur ass
23:37 <@CRasH180> white ass hairs will become brown ass hairs very quickly
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23:41 < [1NF0]> heh, I /just/ got that...
23:42 <@rhia> [1NF0]: then time to catch some zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
23:43 < [1NF0]> perhaps ;)
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23:57 <@sdodson> I WANT TO GO HOME!
23:59 < Peaches1984> awww
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