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00:00 < coil> ya i was drunk when i watched it
00:00 < coil> so i was under the influence
00:00 < coil> i mean i was really drunk
00:00 < [1NF0]> like, really really drunk?
00:00 < coil> so that might have skewed my perception on it
00:00 < coil> i did enjoy it, so fuck off ;p
00:01 <@sdodson> http://www.commandlinefu.com/commands/view/3270/find-files-that-were-modified-by-a-given-command  handy
00:01 < coil> [1NF0], omg liek totally!111
00:02 < [1NF0]> coil: liek ogm r0x0ring!
00:05 < [1NF0]> DUDE! THis dude has an HDMI output port in his arm
00:05 < [1NF0]> (I think that's what they said)
00:06 < coil> dude !
00:06 < [1NF0]> YES!
00:06 < eryc> dumb
00:07 < [1NF0]> yeah... but still
00:07 < eryc> thats like having an alien hand and turning into an prawn that makes tin foil flowers for his stupid eurotrash ex-wife
00:08 < [1NF0]> it's a movie about cloning people and making androids
00:08 < [1NF0]> of course, that's only to meet the "literary value" so it is constitutionally protected and not obscene
00:09 < eryc> oh u watching pron not prawn
00:10 < [1NF0]> nah... it's only cinemax... that stuff doesn't count
00:11 < eryc> inorite
00:11 < [1NF0]> rite
00:12 < eryc> cc is better
00:12 < eryc> or sbc
00:13 < eryc> but really ph
00:15 < eryc> sphinx or lucene?
00:15 < eryc>                 sphinx or lucene?
00:15 < eryc>                                  sphinx or lucene?
00:16 < eryc>           sphinx or lucene?
00:16 < [1NF0]> umm... or
00:16 < [1NF0]> I vote or
00:20 < eryc> http://www.tennessean.com/article/D4/20090905/NEWS01/909050322/Mayor+blasted+for+anti-Islamic+e-mail
00:23 <@Dagmar> I think the councilman who has a problem with the Arrow club is a bigger moron
00:23 <@Dagmar> Like, what the fuck is he thinking
00:23 <@Dagmar> We need a male strip club to send our girlfriends to
00:24 <@Dagmar> Just make sure you have a cell phone handy in case you need to call for paramedics hours after she gets back home to your place
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00:36 < eryc> paramedics for what?
00:38 <@Dagmar> Dehydration, exhaustion
00:38 <@Dagmar> Have you never had your girl come back from a male strip club before?
00:38 <@Dagmar> They're like ANIMALS
00:39 <@Dagmar> Ah wait, you didn't know Nashville's getting a _male_ strip club did you
00:39 <@Dagmar> They sold Ken's Gold Club
00:39 <@Dagmar> ...replaced the brass pole with a brushed aluminum one to "man it up a little"
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01:05 < eryc> haha
01:05 < eryc> no i didn't know that
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01:35 < mudsplatter> so
01:35 < mudsplatter> i promise to be civil
01:35 < mudsplatter> from meow on
02:01 < mudsplatter> guys i found the oddest site
02:01 < mudsplatter> in a long time
02:01 < mudsplatter> http://aryanwear.com/girls-gear-underwear-c-96_37_70.html
02:45 < uSynx> any calc experts here?
02:48 < xtort-> not i
02:53 < mudsplatter> i have on in the other room
02:53 < mudsplatter> he is a satistics majot
02:58 < uSynx> hrm
02:59 < uSynx> i am taking an advanced engineering math class after not using calc in 5 years
02:59 < uSynx> its not going well
02:59 < uSynx> ;)
03:05 < xtort-> cheat
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03:22 < uSynx> i dont know enough to cheat
03:22 < uSynx> haha
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08:29 <@evilpig> haha http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/3/3/2533.jpg?v=1
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10:32 <@Catonic> shoop!
10:34 <@sdodson> Catonic: You're so astute
10:35 < mudsplatter> hello
10:35 < mudsplatter> u guys are up early
10:36 <@sdodson> mudsplatter: hi
10:36 <@sdodson> mudsplatter: stfu
10:36 < mudsplatter> .....
10:36 < mudsplatter> i love me
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10:47 <@m0j0-j0j0> :( officially on pager duty for the next 7 days
10:48 < mudsplatter> wut happened
10:48 < mudsplatter> on stand by?
10:49 <@m0j0-j0j0> every 4 months we all have to carry it for a week :( the guy who had it last week drove out to my house to drop it off
10:50 < mudsplatter> wut job u do
10:50 <@m0j0-j0j0> software
10:50 < mudsplatter> does this mean u cant drink /etc
10:50 <@m0j0-j0j0> I don't drink anyway
10:50 <@m0j0-j0j0> but it doesn't mean I cant
10:50 < mudsplatter> rofl
10:50 <@m0j0-j0j0> I never have on pager duty, but some do
10:51 < mudsplatter> for emergency programers
10:51 < mudsplatter> haha
10:51 <@m0j0-j0j0> it only matters when they get drunk
10:52 <@m0j0-j0j0> I don't like it when people call me in the middle of the night and the excuse for why they are waking me up to deal with the issue is because they are too drunk X[
10:52 < mudsplatter> rofl
10:52 < mudsplatter> hey mojo
10:52 < mudsplatter> its mud
10:52 < mudsplatter> im way to fucked up
10:52 <@Catonic> we had people doing that stone cold sober
10:52 < mudsplatter> can u type request system halt for me
10:52 < mudsplatter> due to lazyness?
10:53 <@m0j0-j0j0> or stoopidity
10:53 < mudsplatter> incompotence
10:54 < ware> ur
10:55 <@m0j0-j0j0> I had to call someone to do a page for me, but that was in the middle of the day and I had a pipe bust and my place (including the office) was flooding
10:55 < mudsplatter> rofl
10:55 < mudsplatter> brb cutting water main
10:55 < coil> brb being gay
10:55 < mudsplatter> hi
10:56 < ware> hai
10:56 < mudsplatter> your up early
10:56 < ware> my up early?
10:56 < mudsplatter> ware is mimicing me
10:56 < coil> hi
10:56 < coil> well yeah
10:57 < ware> what about my up early
10:57 < coil> i have to be in the school schedule mode
10:57 < mudsplatter> computer science?
10:57 < ware> metaphysics w/astroglide
10:57 < mudsplatter> rof
10:57 < coil> no fuck cs
10:58 < coil> ware i wish
10:58 < mudsplatter> then wut
10:58 < mudsplatter> under water basket weaving
10:58 < ware> haha
10:58 < ware> that sounds fun
10:58 < mudsplatter> and hard
10:58 < coil> scuba diving :D
10:58 < coil> i'm an otter anyways
10:58 < coil> i lurve the water
10:58 < mudsplatter> a sexy otter
10:59 < ware> 'yo gurl ima weave u a basket, undawater.'
10:59 < mudsplatter> you sound like a chinnise jamacan
10:59 < mudsplatter> they are the best
10:59 < ware> se2600 - efnut of freenode
11:00 < coil> indeed
11:00 < mudsplatter> idk
11:00 < coil> mudsplatter are you sofa king wee todd ed
11:00 < mudsplatter> totally
11:01 <@m0j0-j0j0> any Raleigh folks?
11:01 < mudsplatter> sounds like a bad porn
11:02 < coil> m0j0-j0j0 yea at #richmond
11:02 < mudsplatter> coil
11:02 < mudsplatter> come south
11:02 < mudsplatter> and go fishing
11:02 < mudsplatter> wiht me
11:03 < coil> deep sea fishing?
11:03 < mudsplatter> no
11:03 < coil> no i think i'm going to go bowling tonight with friends
11:03 < coil> and drink
11:03 < coil> gotta drink
11:03 < mudsplatter> but i wanted to kick u in das water
11:03 < mudsplatter> to see u doggy paddel ur way out
11:03 < mudsplatter> and lol at u
11:03 < mudsplatter> u runined my night
11:03 < coil> lololol
11:03 < coil> your night?
11:04 < mudsplatter> ya
11:04 < coil> how
11:04 < mudsplatter> all my careful planning
11:04 < mudsplatter> all for non
11:04 < mudsplatter> not
11:04 < coil> tonight?
11:04 < coil> fishing where
11:04 < coil> i dont have gas to go to miami
11:04 < coil> thats 230 miles too far
11:04 < mudsplatter> ill get u gas
11:05 < mudsplatter> if u get me a ipaq
11:05 < coil> not from the ass
11:05 < coil> srry i dont have an ipaq
11:05 < mudsplatter> i know
11:06 < mudsplatter> get one for me
11:06 < coil> can't
11:06 < mudsplatter> one with a cf slot
11:06 < mudsplatter> why
11:06 < coil> i'm negative in my bank account
11:06 < coil> fuck and i just missed another credit card payment
11:06 < coil> fuck fuck fuck
11:06 < coil> there goes my credit
11:06 < mudsplatter> so
11:07 < mudsplatter> u dont work?
11:11 < coil> haven't worked in almost a year
11:12 < mudsplatter> beg
11:12 < mudsplatter> in ur furrie suit
11:12 < mudsplatter> on the corner
11:13 < coil> i dont have a fursuit
11:14 < coil> they are expensive
11:14 < coil> $1500 for a nice one
11:14 < mudsplatter> u lied
11:14 < mudsplatter> to me
11:14 < mudsplatter> u said u would make ur own
11:14 < coil> well yeah i'd like to
11:14 < coil> but it still costs money
11:15 < coil> 1500 is if you have someome make you one
11:15 < mudsplatter> ......
11:15 < mudsplatter> i wanna be a fish
11:17 < coil> then do it
11:17 < coil> just dont be a pokemon
11:17 < coil> they are laem
11:17 < mudsplatter> wtf
11:17 < mudsplatter> why
11:17 < mudsplatter> sea king?
11:17 < coil> lame
11:17 < coil> sea king?
11:17 < mudsplatter> ya
11:18 < mudsplatter> http://www.freewebs.com/misty_fan/Seaking.gif
11:24 <@evilpig> http://www.doodurls.com/tag/polerin/
11:24 <@evilpig> is that yours, polerin ?
11:25 < mudsplatter> ......
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11:58 < coil> mudspatter do it
11:58 < coil> evilpig yea so
12:03 <@Dagmar> Dear lord
12:03 <@Dagmar> http://www.neowin.net/news/main/09/09/07/girls-lost-in-drain-rescued-due-to-facebook-status-update
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12:05 < coil> what the fuck is firefox's problem
12:05 < coil> it crashed on that link
12:06 <@sdodson> coil: I'm sorry that happened to you.
12:17 < coil> omg stfu
12:17 < coil> with your scarcasm
12:17 < coil> sarcasm
12:17 < coil> wtfever
12:24 <@sdodson> coil: No, that sucks dude, cause it's a cool link.
12:24 <@sdodson> Did it work for you after a second try?
12:25 < coil> reading now
12:25 < coil> them bitches are dumb, haven't they heard to call emergancy services first
12:29 <@Corydon76-dig> Clearly, they didn't feel that their predicament did not rise to the level of an emergency
12:30 <@Corydon76-dig> or something
12:30 <@sdodson> I bet they did
12:30 <@sdodson> They're just stupid and it's unfortunate that facebook wasn't down at the time.
12:30 <@Dagmar> I'm thinking it would have to be at leasst four hours of being "lost" before I'd be getting excited enough about that to call 911
12:31 <@Corydon76-dig> Honestly, if I get lost somewhere, my first inclination is to work on finding a way out myself, not to call for help
12:32 <@sdodson> My first concern would be to hop on #se2600 and troll Dagmar and coil.
12:32 < coil> same
12:32 < coil> i love irc on my phone!
12:33 <@sdodson> I don't have irc on my phone. :(
12:33 < coil> although there are much better networks to troll than fucknode
12:33 <@sdodson> I don't go to those.
12:34 < coil> i don't either
12:34 <@sdodson> coil: what's a good cigar?
12:34 < coil> i dont smoke anymore
12:34 < coil> i quit
12:34 < coil> i don't smoke anything
12:35 < coil> i heard cuban cigars are good
12:49 <@polerin> evilpig: yeh
12:49 <@polerin> evilpig: it's mie
12:49 <@polerin> err
12:49 <@polerin> mine
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12:50 <@polerin> evilpig: why? :P
12:50 < coil> i need to lrn2 draw again
12:50 < coil> polerin did you teach yourself
12:50 <@polerin> coil: sorta yeh
12:50 <@polerin> but that's just a doodle, not really a drawing :P
12:51 < coil> so wheres your real work
12:51 <@polerin> most of it is in a backup, haven't scanned anything recently
12:51 < coil> oic
12:52 <@polerin> but some older stuff is http://img.eclexia.net/drawings/  here
12:52 <@polerin> NSFW btw
12:52 < coil> i haven't had a job in a year
12:55 < coil> but i'm liking the drawings so far
12:56 <@Catonic> hrm
12:56 <@Catonic> now seems like a perfectly resonable time to test the UPS
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13:20 < eryc> http://www.cracked.com/video_17840_fox-news-boob-filled-report-on-stimulus-package.html
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14:01 <@Dagmar> "HDfury can screw directly to your display therefore (unlike the stripper/converter boxes) it remains compliant to the HDCP rules as it does not allow and end-user easy access to the analog decrypted signal. "
14:01 <@Dagmar> Priceless.
14:03 < mudsplatter> we may pick on coil to much
14:03 < mudsplatter> or to little
14:03 < coil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o22eIJDtKho
14:04 < mudsplatter> ya
14:04 < mudsplatter> its a good song
14:04 < mudsplatter> so
14:04 < mudsplatter> re done of NIN song
14:05 < coil> i know
14:05 < coil> he done it good
14:05 < mudsplatter> ya
14:05 < mudsplatter> i like it better
14:05 < mudsplatter> then the orginal
14:05 < coil> same
14:05 <@polerin> meh.
14:06 <@polerin> fuckers.  Orginal == win.
14:06 <@polerin> he did a good job, for sure, but the orginal is better
14:06 <@polerin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhtcaRRngcw  <-- better cash song anyway
14:06 < mudsplatter> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTasT5h0LEg
14:10 < eryc> johnny cash > nin
14:10 < mudsplatter> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbEXr9-5UjI&feature=related
14:10 < mudsplatter> cash is better
14:13 < eryc> cats r dum
14:18 < eryc> The entire planet will be pitted against one another in an online game of MONOPOLY turning the globe into one giant game board!
14:18 < eryc> http://www.monopolycitystreets.com/
14:25 <@Dagmar> Dibs on the top hat!
14:28 <@polerin> I want the thimble
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14:57 < eryc> that'll teach you to try to pass go!
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16:19 <@Dagmar> Fucking awesome
16:19 <@Dagmar> http://www.buy.com/prod/belkin-wi-fi-phone-for-skype-with-boingo-belkin-f1pp000g-w-fi-phone/q/loc/111/202944489.html?adid=17070
16:19 <@Dagmar> A cell phone for wifi that doesn't do cell calls at all.  LOL
16:25 < eryc> http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/09/07/customer-beaten-death-walmart-employees/
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17:16 <@sdodson> Dagmar: too bad it's skype
17:17 <@Dagmar> I'm impressed that it's anything at all
17:17 <@sdodson> Why?
17:17 <@sdodson> wifi sip phones have been around FOREVER
17:18 <@Dagmar> Because cell phone companies seem to have the attitude that they'll throw money down to have people killed for even considering competing honestly with them for service
17:18 <@sdodson> Make your own.
17:23 <@sdodson> Mmm ZFS with tiered storage seems interesting.
17:23 <@sdodson> Sorry, the current buzzword is "Hybrid Storage"
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17:36 < eryc> there are several iphone apps that do voip over wifi
17:36 < eryc> including an official skype app
17:37 < eryc> sdodson: ZFS is the shizzle!
17:37 < benthemeek> if there linux kernel support for ZFS yet?
17:37 <@sdodson> benthemeek: No.
17:37 < benthemeek> ah
17:37 <@sdodson> ZFS is not GPL
17:37 < benthemeek> sux. It sounds very cool
17:38 < benthemeek> MAybe someone should copy its features and make a GPL one :D
17:38 <@sdodson> BTRFS is such an FS.
17:40 < eryc> lies
17:40 < benthemeek> Thanks for that. I hadn't heard of it. I will start watching for that in the Tech news
17:41  * eryc notes that Oracle deveopeled ButterFS
17:41  * eryc notes that Oracle owns ZFS
17:41 < eryc> U SEE WHERE IM GOIN HERE
17:42 < benthemeek> oh crap
17:42 < benthemeek> Well "It has, however, been accepted into the mainline kernel for testing as of 2.6.29rc1." - wikipedia
17:42 < eryc> just wait for ZFS to get GPL'd
17:43 < benthemeek> *crosses fingers*
17:44 < eryc> DTrace is more important tho
17:44 < eryc> if you don't like Solaris FreeBSD has ZFS
17:44 < eryc> but I think OpenSolaris > *
17:45 <@Dagmar> If they keep adding filesystems to the kernel we're going to fucking run out of alphabet letters
17:45 <@Dagmar> THEN they'll be sorry!
17:45 < eryc> haha
17:46 <@sdodson> Ney said.Forner said the damaged piece was an isolated problem. "You can feel confident that we went through the rest of the bridge and found nothing," he said.
17:46 <@sdodson> Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/09/07/BA8D19JPJ7.DTL&tsp=1#ixzz0QSoCahQW
17:46 <@sdodson> So go to that link, copy some bit of text. then paste it
17:46 < eryc> wut
17:47 <@sdodson> eryc: DO IT MOTHERFUCKER!
17:47 < eryc> are u tryin to teach me about charsets
17:47 < eryc> cuz like
17:47 <@sdodson> eryc: no
17:47 < eryc> i already know!
17:47 <@sdodson> i'm trying to teach you about some javascript shizzle
17:47 < eryc> whoooaaa
17:48 < eryc> Read more motherfucker!
17:48 <@sdodson> sort of cool, sory of creepy
17:48 < eryc> how they do that!
17:48 <@sdodson> noscript detects it as an XSS
17:48 <@sdodson> Tracer gives you actionable insight into what content your users find most engaging.
17:48 <@sdodson> Read more: http://www.tynt.com/tracer/home#ixzz0QSotjW8a
17:49 <@sdodson> When your content is copied and pasted, Tracer automatically adds an attribution link back to your site.
17:49 <@sdodson> Read more: http://www.tynt.com/tracer/home#ixzz0QSoxucUQ
17:49 < coil> tl;dr
17:49 < benthemeek> kewl
17:49 < eryc> i like how it adds the unique id so they can trace it back to you
17:49 <@sdodson> ya
17:50 < coil> ya ya cool man
17:50 <@sdodson> coil: HIGH FIVE!
17:50 < eryc> wtf the main site is live peoples?
17:50 <@sdodson> eryc: wot site?
17:50 < eryc> oh it has a sticky note
17:50 < eryc> tracer/home
17:50 < eryc> with the little bouncy shit
17:51 < eryc> so i installed sphinx search for mediawiki
17:51 < eryc> that damn thing doesnt strip wiki markup
17:51 < eryc> neither does lucene i've researched
17:51 < eryc> HOW SILLY IS THAT
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18:35 <@devoid> Hi
18:36 <@m0j0-j0j0> 'lo
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20:20 <@Dagmar> Anyone remember the name ("A" name will do) of any of those easy paint-restorer waxes?
20:21 < [1NF0]> for use on... a car?
20:21 < [1NF0]> like, a scratch remover? or buffing wax?
20:22 < [1NF0]> (first thing that comes to mind is "turtle wax", but I doubt that's it)
20:22 <@Dagmar> The stuff they typically use on cars that have been sitting in a junkyard for years on the commercials
20:22 <@Dagmar> I.e., something that will at least glue the oxidized paint back into place
20:23 < [1NF0]> Simoniz
20:24 < [1NF0]> ?
20:27 < [1NF0]> http://www.simonizusa.com/Consumer/Content/Fix_It.asp  perhaps
20:28 <@Dagmar> I just finally remembered "Miracle Wax" as being similar
20:29 <@Dagmar> Simoniz was the thing from the commercial tho
20:29 < [1NF0]> yeah, that's how I found it
20:29 < [1NF0]> I remember one of those Billy Mays commercials had something, so I looked up what he pitched and came across that
20:29 <@Dagmar> ...why it's complete with Billy Mays
20:29 <@Dagmar> https://www.simoniz.com/ver8/index.asp
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20:33 <@someninjamaster> dagmar are you thinking flitz
20:35 <@Catonic> I'm thinking about dunking my noodle in a hot bowl of tartar sauce.
20:35 <@Dagmar> I don't think so
20:35 <@Dagmar> I think Simoniz was it
20:35 <@Dagmar> Now I just have to find it sold somewhere locally
20:35 <@Catonic> wow
20:36 <@Catonic> what a pain in the ass it would be if someone armour-all'ed a scooter seat
20:36 <@Dagmar> Not really
20:36 <@Dagmar> I'm using something similar to that on mine on a regular basis
20:37 < eryc> armourall causes damage
20:37 < eryc> there are better products
20:38 <@Catonic> it was fun to use on the floor of the caprice
20:38 <@Dagmar> I cheat a bit
20:38 < [1NF0]> many auto parts stores will either have something similar or will direct you to somebody who would (Napa often doesn't hesitate to do this in my experience)
20:38 <@Dagmar> I've got one of those plastic cans with cloths soaked in leather protectant
20:39 <@Dagmar> [1NF0]: Yeah there's an AutoZone and an Advance within a mile of mile place
20:39 <@Dagmar> I'll hit both tomorrow
20:39 <@Dagmar> ...and then probably say "fuck it" and take the thing to some detailing shop
20:39 <@Dagmar> I've got to get the paint back to a water-repellant state or it's going to keep accumulating soot, I think
20:40 < [1NF0]> soot? you live near an active volcano or something? ;)
20:40 <@Dagmar> No, the Cumberland River.
20:40 <@Dagmar> Go figure.
20:40 <@Dagmar> THe car is white
20:40 <@Dagmar> Black powder keeps building up on it
20:41 < [1NF0]> better than a black car accumulating white powder, I guess
20:41 <@Dagmar> Yeah I think that would be a sign that the wax is crap
20:42 <@Dagmar> ...or that you have a serious nose-candy problem
20:42 <@Dagmar> Hehe
20:42 <@Dagmar> I got an idea for a fake commercial last night for an all naturel male supplement
20:43 < [1NF0]> aren't they all fake anyway? ;)
20:43 <@Dagmar> All you have to do is rub it on your tongue for awhile and it'll make your wang bigger.
20:43 <@Dagmar> It's called "pussy".
20:43 < [1NF0]> I like that... where can I get it? ;)
20:43 < [1NF0]> what number do I call?
20:43 < [1NF0]> ;)
20:43 <@Dagmar> That's what I'd like to know
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20:48 < [1NF0]> turns out... many sites on google tend to associate "natural" with "hairy"
20:50 <@Dagmar> Those are not search terms i'd use at the same time
20:50 < mudsplatter> idk....
20:50 < mudsplatter> some pussy just taste bad
20:51 <@Dagmar> Tehre's a fix for that
20:51 <@Dagmar> It's called "soap"
20:53 <@Dagmar> It's generally incompatible with any patchouli-based products
20:53 < mudsplatter> idk
20:53 < mudsplatter> summedrs eve
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21:00 <@Dagmar> This is getting ridiculous
21:00 <@Dagmar> Either i've got appendicitis, food poisoning, or an intestinal badger
21:00 < [1NF0]> well, think of something else... the smallest we got is a D4
21:00 < [1NF0]> or should we call number 4 "something else"?
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21:27 <@Catonic> Dagmar: last time I had a white car that got covered in black powder, it was parked at the Nashville Airport
21:28 <@Catonic> Jet-A and Diesel both produce soot when burned
21:28 <@Catonic> see-also: how close is the nearest coal-powered electrical plant?
21:40 < eryc> ok Lucene is the winner
21:40 < eryc> it parses wiki markup afterall and its what wikipedia uses
21:41 < eryc> heh
21:41 < eryc> i like how the news' shot of the great white off the coast of MA is in "pollution green" color water
21:44 <@Dagmar> It's because they've been careless in taking care of their ecosystem
21:44 < mudsplatter> ?
21:45 < eryc> http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/9/7/778071/-VIDEO-of-President-REAGAN-INDOCTRINATING-Students-
21:45 <@Dagmar> They've run out of Ray Schieder, the great white shark's only known natural predator, and now they're breeding out of control.
21:45 < mudsplatter> ?
21:45 <@Dagmar> http://www.imdb.com/media/rm316972800/nm0001702
21:46 <@Dagmar> NOW do you get it?
21:48 <@Catonic> roy
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21:50 <@Dagmar> Ah well, if Google can figure it out, so can you
21:50 <@Dagmar> Sane people just wait for sharks to *leave*
21:51 <@Dagmar> But no... Roy has to go and pick fights with 'em
21:58 < eryc> "One of the great things that our administration did when we came in here was immediately turn on to helping something I think is historically wonderful in our country, and that is the.... negro private colleges and universities." --Ronald Reagan, 1989
21:58 < eryc> please contrast that to Obama's speech to students
21:59 <@Catonic> is negro a racist term?
21:59 <@Dagmar> Not to reasonable people
21:59 <@Dagmar> It's just not the right mode of speech
22:00 <@Dagmar> If you say 'negro' for parity you have to use 'caucasoid'
22:00 <@Dagmar> ...and that just confuses everyone
22:00 < eryc> During the American Civil Rights movement of the 1950s and 1960s, some African American leaders objected to the term, preferring the term Black.[1] During the 1960s Negro came to be considered an ethnic slur.[2] The term is now considered archaic and is not commonly used as a racist slur. The term is still used in some contexts for historical reasons such as in the name of the United Negro College Fund.
22:00 <@Dagmar> ...mainly the people who get uptight about hte word 'negro'
22:00 < [1NF0]> I need to get "CAUCASOID" printed in a tee shirt
22:00 <@Dagmar> I totally forgot about the UNCF citation
22:01 <@Catonic>  it's against the law to discriminate.
22:01 <@Catonic> yet uncf gets away with it
22:01 <@Dagmar> That's because black people can't be racist
22:01 <@Dagmar> *snicker*
22:02 < [1NF0]> yeah... Dagmar beat me to it... perhaps because I was getting too elaborate
22:02 <@Dagmar> I saw someone make that argument on a program recently
22:02 <@Dagmar> If I'd have been there I'd have been all over that
22:02 < [1NF0]> as a serious argument?
22:03 <@Dagmar> The argument is that technically (which is a sign of incoming pedantry) the power minority _can't_ be racist, because the term describes actions taken against a minority by the majority
22:03 <@Dagmar> ...which is a load of shit because once you talk about _power_ you have to stay within that scope, so then classifying by race has fuck all to do with it.
22:03 <@Dagmar> Fucking RICH people have all the power.
22:04 <@Dagmar> ...and rich people aren't just black, and white people are a minority of rich people.
22:04 <@Dagmar> s/just/non-/;
22:05 <@Dagmar> ...unless you'd like to take the dim view that mongoloids and whatever-the-hell-arabs-are-called-I-forget are all "white"
22:05  * [1NF0] recalls Chris Rock's "rich vs. wealthy" thing
22:05 < eryc> i'd guess that the majority of rich people are white, but the majority of white people are poor to middle class
22:05 <@Dagmar> That would be how you know Chris Rock isn't as much of an idiot as his act would make him out to be
22:06 < [1NF0]> this was an older performance iirc...
22:06 < sasquatc4> you guys know if pawn shops are usually reasonable in what they give you for merchandise, never dealt with them before and I wasnt sure where they come up with their offers
22:06 < [1NF0]> not really sasquatc4
22:06 < eryc> why not craigslist
22:06 < [1NF0]> but they are very negotiable
22:06 <@Dagmar> sasquatc4: Competitive price using ebay
22:06 <@Dagmar> They're usually dependent on how much you smell like a sucker
22:06 < [1NF0]> yup
22:07 < eryc> yea
22:07 <@Dagmar> Wear beat-up clothes
22:07 < sasquatc4> eryc: ive tried but one of the items I think is not gonna go on craigslist, one of them I already got a buyer though
22:07 < [1NF0]> "he pulled it out of his pants and pointed it to me about half way"
22:07 < sasquatc4> Dagmar: alright, was hoping they would go by other websites and how much they sell the item for and then knock some off, didnt know if they went by ebay or not
22:08 < [1NF0]> (quote from the news... somebody who pulled a gun at a college campus)
22:08 <@Dagmar> Pawn shops live and die by "what we can get for it"
22:08 < sasquatc4> ooh, actually, the one thing i would sell to them is going for more on ebay than I would have asked for it
22:08 <@Dagmar> ...but they're at least pretty flexible.
22:08 <@Dagmar> sasquatc4: That might make the sale easier, but they've usually got a book they use to make standard offers
22:09 < sasquatc4> ahh, alright, and the one on ebay is actually missing some parts that mine has, in worse condition i guess, sent an email yesterday to the big local shop here since they had an online form to make offers
22:10 < eryc> http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Stone_Cold_Psychedelic_Soul_mixed_by_Egon/10950342
22:10 < [1NF0]> anybody know off-hand how bad the trip from PN13's hotel is from BNA?
22:10 <@Dagmar> Are you walking or being dragged?
22:10 < [1NF0]> I may need to transport a friend from BNA to PN13
22:10 < [1NF0]> I'm driving
22:10 <@Dagmar> It's like a 20 minute drive, tops
22:11 < [1NF0]> coo
22:11 <@Dagmar> Maybe 25 in awful traffic
22:11 <@Dagmar> ...and I mean _awful_
22:11 < [1NF0]> wow, cool
22:11 <@Dagmar> That airport isn't very far from downtown, and like most cities, rides into the capitol from the airport are fixed-rate
22:11 < [1NF0]> oh yeah, that's true
22:12 <@Dagmar> Just, if you're coming in after dark, DON'T FUCK AROUND
22:12 <@Dagmar> THe hotel is _really_ in a bad part of town
22:12 < eryc> fixed rate meaning $10 more than standard rates
22:12 < [1NF0]> I was at the hotel last year... I remember watching the hookers and druggies from 9 ;)
22:12 <@Dagmar> eryc: Not as much as cabbies would charge if they could get away with it
22:12 < [1NF0]> oh shit yeah
22:12 <@Dagmar> Before they did that it would run you $40-60 depending on how greedy the cabby was
22:13 <@Dagmar> Now it's like $25-30
22:13 <@Dagmar> ...which is actually about what it would cost for normal metered drives
22:13 < eryc> when i lived near dulles the cabby would charge me $5
22:14 < eryc> now i can take the subway to reagan
22:14 < [1NF0]> that the "fugly surcharge" or something? ;)
22:14 < [1NF0]> oh, that was the total fare?
22:14 <@Dagmar> That's the "you're from out of town, aintcha" surcharge
22:14 < eryc> yea, thats the "do i look like a schmuck" fare
22:14 < [1NF0]> ahh yes
22:15 < [1NF0]> man, chicago cabbies... a couple were... wow ;)
22:15 <@Dagmar> Yep
22:15 <@Dagmar> LIke the third or fourth one I met in SF was a genuine conspiracy nut
22:15 < eryc> which apparently i did in philly because i always for the $20 fixed rate
22:15 < [1NF0]> one actually yelled out the window to a guy in the hotel parking lot who happened to be in the cabway... "You're dead meat mother fucker"
22:15 <@Dagmar> It was like listening to Dru on a sugar high the whole way in
22:15 < [1NF0]> (I was the fare)
22:16 < eryc> heh
22:16 < [1NF0]> it was fun, but the "date" turned really white and scared ;)
22:16 < eryc> i'd be like, cool free fare
22:16 < [1NF0]> (she was dropped off about halfway between pickup and my destination, so didn't get subjected to the dead-meat scream)
22:17 < [1NF0]> you kidding? I tipped that guy well and told him "thank you for your efficiency" ;)
22:17 < eryc> i assume if the cabby engages in assault, homicide, or wrecks the car i'm not paying the fare
22:17 < eryc> yelling and tailgating are worth tipping for
22:18 < eryc> as are running stop signs, red lights, and general disregard to traffic
22:18 < [1NF0]> well, one cabby we had (different colleague) stopped and gave some black chick a thousand bucks... he got no tip
22:18 <@CRasH180> driving on side walks and almost mowing down pedestrians should also be counted
22:18 < [1NF0]> as a tip? or freefare?
22:18 <@CRasH180> or was that only mowing down pedestrians should be counted?
22:19 < [1NF0]> if you mow down pedestrians, that's assault... if you /nearly/ mow down pedestrians, you're efficient ;)
22:19 <@Dagmar> oThat sounds backwards somehow
22:19 <@CRasH180> oh yeah
22:19 <@Dagmar> Maybe she was his pimp
22:19 < [1NF0]> I think he was buying a vehicle or something... got me
22:20 < [1NF0]> or... muling
22:20 < eryc> generally there is a rule if you're expecting a tip, don't flash wads of money or expensive purchases
22:21 < [1NF0]> well, if you want a tip, you don't conduct personal business while I'm your f*cking fare
22:21 < eryc> that too
22:21 <@CRasH180> granted
22:29 <@Dagmar> This suuuucks
22:29 <@Dagmar> The abdomnial pains need to go away
22:30 <@Dagmar> I'm giving it two more days before i go to the hospital
22:30 <@Dagmar> Well, a walk-in clinic anyway
22:31 <@CRasH180> Whats going on with you having abdominal pains? Wait, if you knew that you would fixing the problem.
22:32 <@Dagmar> Well, I thought it was just an upper-gi blockage so I took 3/4 of the "cleans you OUT" dosage of Milk of Magnesia the other night
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22:32 <@Dagmar> ...which kept me up all night, but didn't manage to make naything happen until the next evening
22:32 <@Dagmar> I think it just moved things down a bit
22:32 <@Catonic> Dagmar: you got health insurance?
22:33 <@Dagmar> Yep
22:33 <@Dagmar> Money isn't the issue
22:33 <@Catonic> go to the fucking doctor.
22:33 <@Dagmar> What they DO is the issue
22:33 <@Catonic> Appendicitis doesn't fuck around
22:33 <@CRasH180> I agree w/ Catonic
22:33 <@Dagmar> Do you know what they do for this issue?
22:33 <@Catonic> stool sample and MRI you
22:33 <@Dagmar> Yeah but appendicitis has a particular symptom I don't have
22:33 <@Dagmar> Two actually.
22:33 <@Dagmar> No fever, no localized swelling in the region of the appendix
22:33 <@Catonic> "My GI tract hurts periodicly."
22:34 <@Dagmar> ...but I can definitely feel angry sausages in my midsection
22:34 <@Catonic> I don't reemember if I had a fever when I came down with salmonella
22:34 <@Dagmar> I'm feeling _better_ than I did the other day
22:34 <@Dagmar> ...otherwise I'd probably be goin' to the ER after getting off shift toinght
22:34 <@Dagmar> ...but basically, just think of Tim Allen giving an enema
22:34 <@Dagmar> This is not a procedure you wish to experience.
22:35 <@Dagmar> They can give you a laxative the likes of which you have ever seen, or they can do it manually with equipment
22:35 <@CRasH180> Better than being dead due to being killed by the shit monster
22:35 <@Catonic> I just don't want this to be a story you tell at PN about how close to death you were and didn't know it.
22:36 <@Catonic> Dagmar: mom's a nurse. She's explained "impacted"
22:36 <@Corydon76-dig> Dagmar: could also be anxiety
22:36 <@Dagmar> Nah, with the amount of poking around I've done under the ribcage, I'd know damn well if I had appendicitis
22:36 < [1NF0]> you could be pregnant
22:36 <@Dagmar> [1NF0]: Doubt it
22:36 <@CRasH180> lol
22:36 <@Corydon76-dig> If I wasn't on drugs, I'd be in near constant stomach pain
22:37 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-dig: I know that's got to be part of it
22:37 <@Dagmar> I know my friends The Ulcers are back
22:37 <@Dagmar> I ate a box of chocolate chips with those little white non-pariels on them the other night, and figured that bit out real quick
22:37 <@Corydon76-dig> Had a scope and the whole nine yards and an all-clear from the gastroenterologist
22:37 <@Dagmar> Sno-caps or whatever they're called
22:38 <@Corydon76-dig> Dagmar: is it more like heartburn or more deep?
22:38 <@Dagmar> Deep
22:38 <@Dagmar> Low.
22:38 <@Corydon76-dig> Could be gas and bloating
22:39 <@Dagmar> "Intestinal badgers" when I took the milk of magnesia
22:39 <@Dagmar> LOUD ones
22:39 <@Dagmar> I may take a "full" dose of it tomorrow
22:39 <@Corydon76-dig> Try something like simethicone
22:39 <@Corydon76-dig> (brand name Gas-X)
22:40 <@Dagmar> Yeah, WP just caught me up on that
22:43 <@Catonic> wikipedia?
22:44 <@Dagmar> Yes, Wikipedia
22:44 <@Dagmar> No.. WordPerfect's help files are *really* comprehensive
22:45 <@Dagmar> Not to go into TMI land but I'm rather hoping to make sure I take something to prevent a possible "Elvis-sized" ending to this
22:45 < eryc> MJ?
22:45 <@Dagmar> The "size of a football" thing
22:46 <@Corydon76-dig> http://www.steadyhealth.com/Diagnosis__Intestinal_pain_a204.html
22:46 < [1NF0]> "FIRST DOWN!"
22:46 <@Dagmar> You know, the ones where you are sitting there, sweating profusely, trying not to scream for help
22:46 <@Dagmar> hehe
22:46 <@Dagmar> Thinking "I WOULD REMEMBER EATING A FOOTBALL, I THINK!"
22:47 <@Corydon76-dig> Dagmar: same pain can be caused after you've taken an especially large penis or dildo up the ass
22:47 < [1NF0]> would you remember /that/?
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22:48 <@Corydon76-dig> My ex- had that once (not with me).  Had to have corrective surgery for it
22:48 <@Dagmar> Unless said object is like, 20 meters long, then no
22:48 <@Dagmar> ...and I'm damn sure i"d remmeber something like that
22:48 < [1NF0]> well, I don't mean to brag or anything... but...
22:48 <@Dagmar> Another big clue was that I was having that "never hungry, always full" thing going on Friday
22:48 <@Dagmar> Meaning, literally, I'm full.
22:48 < [1NF0]> bowel obstruction
22:48 <@Corydon76-dig> [1NF0]: Some of us will want to make our own examination, if you were to brag about it
22:49 <@Dagmar> Yeah pretty much
22:49 <@Dagmar> Really, really irritating stuff.
22:49 < [1NF0]> Corydon76-dig: you at PN? ;)
22:49 <@Dagmar> Sometimes all it takes is for a bit of the intestine to get pinched at the wrong time
22:49 <@Corydon76-dig> [1NF0]: I will be, yes
22:49 <@Corydon76-dig> [1NF0]: I'm in charge of the food this year
22:49 < [1NF0]> Corydon76-dig: when can I pencil in you... er, pencil you in?
22:49 < [1NF0]> oh, thanks for the warning... I'll make sure I keep room for a bagged lunch ;)
22:50 <@Corydon76-dig> Dagmar: Kidney stones can radiate pain into the lower abdomen
22:50 <@Dagmar> Corydon; I'm reather sure this is an intestinal blockage
22:51 <@Corydon76-dig> Lovely
22:51 <@Dagmar> To put it very unsubtly, I had time to lie there in bed the other night and feel around my innars
22:51 <@Corydon76-dig> Enema city
22:51 <@Dagmar> Yeah this is why I'm rather motivated to solve the problem myself
22:51 <@Dagmar> I've seen what doctors, or more specifically, nurses do to people for that
22:51 <@Corydon76-dig> I'm sure Nurse Helga would be happy to work you over...
22:51 <@Dagmar> I'm saving that as a last-ditch effort, provided I can't get this to "pass" on it's own
22:52 <@Dagmar> Too right
22:52 <@Dagmar> If I got things to move along a bit once, I can do so again
22:52 < [1NF0]> bowel obstructions can be deadly... they can pinch off blood vessels and cause bowel infarctions, and/or can burst through the bowel and cause massive infection... but the fact it's better now than a couple days ago (iirc)...
22:52 <@Dagmar> Hah I could stop by White Castle on the way home
22:52 < [1NF0]> ha ;)
22:52 < [1NF0]> did you eat a shitload of gum approximately 7 years ago? ;)
22:52 <@Corydon76-dig> Castor Oil
22:53 <@CRasH180> lol
22:53 <@Dagmar> [1NF0]: When I was a little kid
22:53 < [1NF0]> (no pun intended by "shitload")
22:53 <@Dagmar> hjeheh
22:53 <@CRasH180> making a big bubble in meh tummee
22:53 < mudsplatter> if u eat gum
22:53 < mudsplatter> it will lag
22:53 < mudsplatter> ur system
22:53 <@Dagmar> Nope.
22:53 <@Corydon76-dig> Think of Matthew Broderick in "Road to Wellness"
22:53 <@Dagmar> Yer digestive tract won't do a hell fo a lot about the latex in gum
22:53 < eryc> Road to Wellville was a better movie
22:54 <@Corydon76-dig> "Give him 3 gallons of yogurt"  "3 gallons?  I can't possibly eat that much!"  "Oh, it ain't going in THAT end"
22:54 <@Dagmar> Yeah
22:54 <@Corydon76-dig> eryc: yeah, whatever.  You got the meaning
22:54 <@Dagmar> Y-u-c-k
22:55 < mudsplatter> drink boob milk
22:55 < [1NF0]> got the boob?
22:55 < mudsplatter> i do
22:55 <@CRasH180> The members of NLUG are very much interested in helping out with Phreaknik this year.
22:55 < mudsplatter> ?
22:56 <@Corydon76-dig> CRasH180: we always need staff volunteers
22:56 < [1NF0]> didn't they sponsor a table there last year?
22:56 <@CRasH180> Yes
22:57 < eryc> perhaps they could learn to spell it properly for starters
22:57 < mudsplatter> u leave them alone
22:57 < mudsplatter> there trying
22:57  * [1NF0] snorts
22:57 <@CRasH180> oops
22:57 <@CRasH180> s/Phreaknik/Phreaknic
22:58 < eryc> PhreakNIC!
22:58 <@CRasH180> Doesn't help that I am the typo King
22:58 <@Catonic> omg
22:58 < [1NF0]> yes Catonic?
22:58 < eryc> here comes the troll
22:58 <@CRasH180> Why do you think it takes be so long to type out a sentence?
22:58 <@Catonic> apparently jerry lewis arsed up the telethon
22:58  * [1NF0] snorts
22:59 < [1NF0]> what did he (not) do?
22:59 <@Catonic> eryc: Pot, Kettle, Ware.
22:59 <@Dagmar> Catonic: Seriously?
22:59 < eryc> i'm not a troll, i'm a hobgoblin.
22:59 <@Catonic> something about "I'd love to see the number but $advertiser put thier goddamn advertisement over it"
22:59 <@Dagmar> "NO SIGNAL".  <-- MUST SEE THIS
22:59 <@Catonic> and a few other awkward moments
22:59 < [1NF0]> heh, on the air?
23:00 <@Dagmar> er "Surrogates"
23:00 < [1NF0]> wow
23:00 < mudsplatter> ur beaing so mean to them
23:00 <@Dagmar> Whew
23:01 <@Dagmar> Finally I've waded through all the nagios tests
23:01 <@Catonic> Extra! is carrying it
23:01 <@Catonic> yeah, Jerry dropped the G-D on air without a delay.
23:02 <@Dagmar> He said "god damn"?
23:02 < [1NF0]> Extra! is...
23:02 <@Dagmar> Nothing's on CNN about it
23:02 <@Catonic> of course not
23:02 < [1NF0]> Catonic: you're CDT, aren't ya....
23:02 <@Dagmar> Was he cussing _at_ someone, or just using that as an adjective
23:02 <@Catonic> CDT?
23:02 < [1NF0]> timezone
23:03 <@Catonic> I dunno, let me check.
23:03 < [1NF0]> heh... what time is it now? ;)
23:03 <@Dagmar> ùíù CTCP TIME reply from Catonic: Mon Sep  7 23:03:35 2009
23:03 < [1NF0]> hah, ok
23:03 <@Dagmar> Much easier
23:03 < [1NF0]> yeah, so I missed Extra!
23:04 <@Dagmar> It'll be on YouTube
23:04 < mudsplatter> ur so mean
23:04 < [1NF0]> but "Porn: Business of pleasure" is on
23:07 <@Catonic> Dagmar: just looked and didn't see it
23:07 <@Catonic> I guess it goes to show, no one watches the telethon, just goes through the motions
23:07 <@Dagmar> Then it must be something only serious tight-asses could care about
23:08 <@Catonic> hey hey hey
23:08 <@Dagmar> Seriously tho.. Who gives a damn if Jerry says "god damn" unless he's cussing at someone
23:08 <@Catonic> let's understand priorities.
23:08 <@Catonic> ODAMNA is gonna talk directly to the kids tomorrow.
23:08 <@Dagmar> Not everywhere
23:09 <@Dagmar> Fucking Wilson County is making parents sign permission slips
23:09 <@CRasH180> being restricted by some schools
23:09 <@Catonic> I don't give a good goddamn about Jerry Lewis. He's a good, right-leaning right-voting man who understand family values.
23:09 <@Dagmar> If they'd been in session today I'd be calling my old high school demaning an explanation for that
23:09 <@Dagmar> He's the fucking PRESIDENT, not a CHILD MOLESTER
23:09 <@Catonic> But that BlackBama is gonna indoctrinate our kids in the ways of spooky-flu and have them speaking africanese before they drop out of school.
23:10 <@CRasH180> wha?
23:10 <@Dagmar> Maybe he'll just tell them to go home and ask their parents if they're republicans...
23:10 < mudsplatter> flu...
23:10 < mudsplatter> rofl
23:10 < mudsplatter> when i went to defcon
23:10 <@Dagmar> ...and if they say yes, quietly sneak a knife into their bedroom and commit suicide
23:10 < mudsplatter> this guy had swine flu
23:11 < mudsplatter> got a email later a few days
23:11 < mudsplatter> saying hey.... btw.... i have swine flue
23:11 <@Catonic> note: swine flu is not spread by ham radio operators.
23:11 <@Dagmar> He died??
23:11 < mudsplatter> no
23:11 < mudsplatter> got captured
23:11 <@Dagmar> THen what ydo you care
23:11 < mudsplatter> at the german air port
23:11 <@Dagmar> He got captured by who?
23:11 <@Dagmar> Ohh
23:11 <@Dagmar> Yeah smart move that
23:11 <@Dagmar> Their chicken soup sucks
23:11 < mudsplatter> he got grabed
23:11 < mudsplatter> rofl
23:17 <@Dagmar> Now... the real question is this...
23:17 <@Dagmar> Did he have the balls to say...
23:17 <@Dagmar> "It's because I'm a jew, isn't it?"
23:17 < mudsplatter> rofl
23:17 < mudsplatter> he is total german
23:17 < mudsplatter> no jew blood
23:18 < mudsplatter> but it was hiliarous
23:18 < mudsplatter> got sick with h1n1
23:18 <@Dagmar> Right...
23:18 <@Dagmar> So... Being German and Jewish at the same time is quite possibly you know.
23:18 <@Dagmar> *glare*
23:18 <@Dagmar> s/possibly/possible/;
23:19 < mudsplatter> ayren]
23:22 < mudsplatter> any one else have a sure fire flash light
23:22 <@Dagmar> Us having a flashlight will help *you* in what way?
23:23 < mudsplatter> just wondering if there ne better models
23:23 < mudsplatter> or mods
23:23 < mudsplatter> i use mine all the time
23:23 < mudsplatter> it is great
23:23 < mudsplatter> look for Rfid antenna
23:23 < mudsplatter> keys
23:23 < mudsplatter> blind drunk people trying to hit u
23:24 <@Dagmar> I'm waiting for fuckin' maglite to get the clue about LEDs before I buy another skull-crusher special
23:25 < mudsplatter> rofl
23:25 < mudsplatter> the minority beater?
23:25 < mudsplatter> das huge one?
23:25 <@Dagmar> I've the feeling an LED maglite will be able to burn through paper and be accidentally left on for a week straight
23:25 <@Dagmar> Yeah mine's red
23:25 < mudsplatter> rofl
23:26 < mudsplatter> i think mine is like 80 or 85 lumen
23:26 < mudsplatter> led
23:26 <@Dagmar> Right now if you drop the things, the little bulb is likely to shatter.
23:26 < mudsplatter> 12 hour continupus use
23:26 < mudsplatter> mine?
23:26 <@Dagmar> Mine.
23:26 < mudsplatter> ya
23:26 <@Dagmar> That seems a little silly to me
23:26 < mudsplatter> i take mine on to air planes
23:26 < mudsplatter> and /etc
23:26 <@Dagmar> ...being that I have an almost equally bright flashlight in my pocket which runs off of four UM15 or whatever they are button cells
23:27 <@Dagmar> *One* 15,000 LED
23:27 <@Dagmar> mofo is BRIGHT
23:27 < mudsplatter> ya
23:27 < mudsplatter> always neat
23:27 < mudsplatter> always needed
23:28 <@Dagmar> Now they need to make them with a tiny IC that powers them off if they're left on for more than two hours.
23:28 <@Catonic> I have the tire-tester/wife-beater-beater model.
23:28 <@Catonic> Because nothing says lovin' like five D-cells in aircraft aluminum on the skull.
23:29 < mudsplatter> oooo
23:29 < mudsplatter> i found it
23:29 < mudsplatter> the 20 buck specturn alnalizer
23:29 < mudsplatter> for 2.4 ghz
23:34 <@Dagmar> what
23:34 <@Dagmar> Oh wait, I misread
23:34 < mudsplatter> sry
23:34 <@Dagmar> I thought you meant 'speculum analizer'
23:34 < eryc> special turn analizer
23:34 < mudsplatter> rofl
23:34 < mudsplatter> hahahaha
23:35 <@Dagmar> Small font + dried out eyes + typos = bad
23:35 < mudsplatter> hahha
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