--- Log opened Tue Jul 14 00:00:31 2009
00:04 <@Catonic> hullo
00:04 <@Catonic> my name is ferrest. ferrest dump.
00:04 <@Catonic> my momma says these my magic bits. they uh take me anywhar
00:09 <@Catonic> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIQqfllsFZs
00:11 <@Catonic> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOl_tvGKutg
00:17 < eryc> http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs31/f/2008/204/d/b/Sarah_Morrison___Playboy_by_ShaunAbsher.jpg
00:17 <@Dagmar> I guess NSFW goes without saying on that one at leats
00:17 <@Dagmar> GOOD THING I'M NOT AT WORK W00H00
00:18 < eryc> heh, yea im on my vpn and clicked on it
00:18 < eryc> *shrug* oh well!
00:18 <@Dagmar> Yep.  Damn fine NSFW link.  :)
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07:26 <@sdodson> s that fake?
07:30 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: http://www.docstoc.com/docs/8230330/HR-600-Honoroing-Michael-Jackson
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08:36 <@rhia> "whereas" and "smash hit" do not belong in the same sentence
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09:34 <@Evilpig> I'm pretty sure house resolution and michael jackson don't need to be in the same document
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09:38 <@m0j0-j0j0> aww shit... what's up?
09:39 <@rhia> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8149910.stm  see, that's what happens when the bride doesn't throw the bouquet
09:40 <@rhia> m0j0-j0j0: http://www.docstoc.com/docs/8230330/HR-600-Honoroing-Michael-Jackson
09:41 <@m0j0-j0j0> rhia: (bouquet) haha
09:42 <@m0j0-j0j0> rhia: wow.. what a freak
09:44 <@polerin> lol
09:44 <@m0j0-j0j0> so .. okay... mj was a huge pop icon and particularly talented (if you don't think he's a good singer/song writer then you have to believe he's the worlds best promoter/marketer)
09:47 <@m0j0-j0j0> BUT his entire life is way less reliant than so many other people who have died to protect and defend the ideas we've come to lack appreciation for that I really think someone needs to step back and get a grip
09:48 <@rhia> why not have a house resolution for Tupac? the man has been phenomenally  prolific after his death, or one for Farrah, that red swimsuit was iconic
09:48  * rhia wipes the sarcasm off the keyboard
09:52 <@m0j0-j0j0> My life has been impacted far more (for the better or the worse) by Alexander Parkes (let me save you the trouble, he's credited with making plastic) , someone I had to look up the name of, than Micheal Jackson.
09:54  * polerin shrugs
09:54 <@polerin> Some people's lives were hugely impacted by him
09:54 <@rhia> and then they lost the lawsuit(s)
09:54 <@polerin> :P
09:55 <@rhia> sorry, i just don't see having a political House Resolution for the self proclaimed king of pop
09:55 <@m0j0-j0j0> haha
09:55 <@m0j0-j0j0> rhia: M.C. Hammer?
09:55  * polerin nods
09:55 <@polerin> I can understand that
09:56 <@rhia> him neither <g>
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09:59 <@m0j0-j0j0> I blame Pepsi Cola for this loss.  It's obvious to me that his death was indirectly caused by them lighting him on fire.
10:04 <@m0j0-j0j0> -> pain medication -> addiction -> tight pants -> light up sidewaks -> elephant man -> monkey -> needing a "ranch" -> little boys -> overdose -> death -> Elvis -> bromine -> smooth criminals thrilled by the man in the mirror because Billy-Jean was not my lover
10:04 <@m0j0-j0j0> who's bad?
10:06 <@rhia> i blame the media for believing i give a rat's ass
10:11 <@Evilpig> I wanna know about jackson.  but I wanna know about the hidden rooms in neverland ranch.  the weird kooky shit that he did
10:13 <@Corydon76-dig> Evilpig: he diddled kids.  Enough said.
10:14 <@m0j0-j0j0> Corydon76-dig: he peed on them?!  I thought that was just R. Kelly
10:15 <@Catonic> Nelly?
10:15 <@Corydon76-dig> Clearly, Jackson was the black inspiration to R Kelly that they were all talking about.
10:22 <@Corydon76-dig> brimstone: ping
10:22 <@m0j0-j0j0> http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-constestant-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375 sfw
10:23 <@Evilpig> jackson wasn't black.  sheesh
10:23 <@brimstone> Corydon76-dig: pong?
10:23 <@Evilpig> he paid alot of money to doctors to be white
10:31 <@m0j0-j0j0> Evilpig: gray
10:56 <@m0j0-j0j0> sorta like a Krystal burger
11:20 < eryc> rhia: http://lifehacker.com/5313787/use-the-egyptian-method-to-sleep-well-on-a-hot-night
11:34 <+sung> how about just putting up the AC?
12:00 <@rhia> sung: our a/c was out for over 16 days, 13 of which were 100+  (it's finally fixed now)
12:02 <@rhia> glad, too, as it's been 103, 104, 104, 105 since & predicted to be at least 103 again today - whee!
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13:18 <@m0j0-j0j0> one of my AC's has been out for years
13:19 <@m0j0-j0j0> I'm really going to get it fixed in the next month or two
13:23 <+sung> rhia: what was broken
13:24 <@m0j0-j0j0> Two still work, and chances are that one would be good to keep the house from getting hot, but not enough to get it chilly, so I've not worried too much about it but I might as well get it fixed while people are freaked out about a recession so maybe they'll do the work a little cheaper for fear of me using someone cheaper...
13:25 <@rhia> compressor was a brick - slow leak in the line, ran out of the majik kewl juice
13:25 <@rhia> then locked up
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13:32 <@Catonic_lp> hrm.
13:32 <@Catonic_lp> dolemomma not here
13:32 <@Catonic_lp> nope, there he is. no ops.
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13:52 < eryc> http://www.helenkellersimulator.com/
13:53 < Curbob> page source is in brail
13:54 <@Catonic_lp> yeah.
13:54 <@Catonic_lp> how about that?
14:19 <@polerin> lol
14:20 <@polerin> I just ran into wizard on a political blog :P
14:23  * Corydon76-dig tickles polerin 
14:26 < fie> Curbob, this is not teh source code you are looking for
14:26 < fie> That's what the braille says
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14:35 <@m0j0-j0j0> fie: "I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you"
14:41 < Curbob> that's awesome, i was going to look it up but figured cut and paste wouldn't work with the spacing.. funny
14:42 < fie> Curbob, anything to avoid work.
14:42 < Curbob> i should work some time today.. hummm.. naww.. 45 minutes to go :)
14:43 < fie> Standard time always teases me I'm like "14:59, SWEET TIME TO GO HOME!"
14:49  * Catonic_lp is looking for Dolemite before Dolemite finds 4PM.
14:54 <@Evilpig> Catonic_lp: dolemite wasn't at work today so you won't find him here
14:57 <@Catonic_lp> nards
14:57 <@Catonic_lp> Anyone else work with Nagios?
15:06 <@polerin> Corydon76-dig: sorry, not ticklish :P
15:16 <@Corydon76-dig> polerin: tomorrow is the 15th
15:17 <@rhia> usually follows the 14th
15:18 <@Corydon76-dig> rhia: special meaning
15:21 <@rhia> really? would have never guessed
15:24 <@rhia> http://s3.amazonaws.com/thenation/slideshows/Palin/5_PalinButton_AP.jpg  says enough all by itself
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15:45 <@nachoguy> what's the special awesomeness of July 15th?\
15:46 <@rhia> its Hump Day!
15:48 <@Catonic_lp> my nipples are *so* *hard*.
15:49 < fie> Catonic, want a razor?
15:50 <@nachoguy> anyone have any comments on subaru vehicles?  likes/dislikes/stuff you wish you would have known before purchasing?
15:52 <@Catonic_lp> wrx sti: fast, fast, and dude I just forgot to shift.
15:52 <@rhia> anecdotal - sister adores the ones she's owned, son has been researching WRX for about a year - he wants one
15:52 <@Catonic_lp> see also "hey, the cops just found my car, sans engine, transmission, seats, and ..."
15:53 <@Catonic_lp> 0-140 in not worth pursing
15:53 <@Catonic_lp> pursueing
15:53 <@rhia> Catonic_lp: yeah, there is that, they are rather popular for 'parts', shall we say
15:53 < fie> you are saying words'
15:53 < fie> they are useless
15:53 <@nachoguy> I've heard about the wrx being pretty quick
15:53 <@nachoguy> ah, rhia, thanks for the translation, I had no idea wtf Catonic was saying
15:54 <@Catonic_lp> unless the cops have bikes or a porsche, they won't touch it.
15:54 <@rhia> nachoguy: also, supposedly, drifters luv the wrx
15:54 <@Catonic_lp> 300 HP and able to put it down on four tires instead of two.
15:55 <@Catonic_lp> it's got a 50/50 weight balance and a 40/60 power balance, iirc.
15:55 < fall0ut> I'm contemplating a new WRX or a Mazdaspeed3
15:55 <@nachoguy> so, the downside of the wrx... I don't drive stick
15:55 <@rhia> Drag0n would say Mazda, I'd go with the Subaru
15:56 < fie> christ
15:56 < fie> I WAUNT
15:56 <@Catonic_lp> I'd say... fit.
15:56 < fie> Gas mileage is shit
15:57 < fie> but I still want one
15:57 <@rhia> Catonic: i meant of the two, i want a Honda, but i like to keep a car till it falls apart no matter how well you take care of it
15:57 <@nachoguy> ah, you can get an impreza 2.5 gt which is basically the same thing as the wrx + autmoatic
15:57 <@Catonic_lp> I'm thinking "Dave Ramsey Approved Car"
15:57 <@Catonic_lp> one of my friends bought a car at the police auction for $150.
15:58 <@opticron> Catonic_lp, working?
15:58 <@Catonic_lp> yes.
15:58 <@opticron> damn.
15:58 <@rhia> not into the whole new car smell stuff, if i could get a good fit or element, i'd probably keep it a dozen or more years
15:58 <@Catonic_lp> it was a drug seizure
15:59 <@Catonic_lp> 1996 Mexican VW Beetle
15:59 < fie> :O 6 speed yes!
15:59 < fie> Shit man
15:59  * opticron wants a drug seizure car
15:59 < fie> someone drop me 35K plz?
15:59 <@opticron> Catonic_lp, are they generally torn up from the search?
15:59 <@nachoguy> rhia, my car is 14 years old, and on it's last legs.  I'm looking for something else to drive until the wheels fall off
15:59 <@Catonic_lp> opticron: you look at the car before you bid.
15:59 <@opticron> i guess it varies a bit
15:59 <@Catonic_lp> this one wasn't pretty... but hell, for $150...
15:59 <@opticron> yeah
16:00 <@opticron> it's worth more than that for scrap, isn't it?
16:00 <@opticron> or a trade in
16:00 <@Catonic_lp> just drive it until something breaks, go into the shop and see what it costs to repair.
16:00 <@rhia> nachoguy: one thing to be careful of, then, with the subaru - cost of parts/repairs when the warranty wears out
16:00 <@Catonic_lp> rhia: and it has full-time four wheel drive, thus requiring more maintenance and wearing more parts.
16:01 <@rhia> keeping a car long past warranty is what makes me lean towards Honda
16:01 <@Catonic_lp> front diff, mid diff, rear diff, transmission, engine...
16:01 <@nachoguy> ah, I've heard they last forever, almost as good as old Toyota camrys and honda civics
16:01 < fie> Shit man, I just filled the cup gaiz
16:01 <@opticron> civics do last forever, mine is 20 years old
16:01 <@Catonic_lp> I want a microsquirt fitted to a 1960s compact car.
16:01 <@rhia> nachoguy: but when they DO break, high $$$
16:02 <@opticron> and still going
16:02 <@opticron> needs an engine rebuild, though
16:02 <@Catonic_lp> opticron: 189k?
16:02 <@opticron> 125K miles
16:02 <@opticron> fairly low
16:03 <@rhia> son currently has an older Audi, great car, but when, say, the A/C went out, sheesh, could put a years payments down on the Subaru for the cost of the repair
16:03 <@Catonic_lp> it'll be good for a while now
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16:03 <@Catonic_lp> I found the rev limiter on my accord the other day.
16:03 <@opticron> lol
16:03 <@Catonic_lp> 6500 rpm.
16:04 <@Catonic_lp> I so wish it were a manual
16:04 <@opticron> mine is
16:04 <@Catonic_lp> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa1AL-V2CLE
16:04 <@nachoguy> well, I'm thinking about the vw eos, the subaru impreza, or the toyota camry
16:04 <@nachoguy> but the camry doesn't look like it'd be as much fun
16:04 <@Catonic_lp> I watch this... and see this chick's tits bounce... and feel like a depraved fuck.
16:04 <@opticron> it's great, i keep watching all my friends' automatic transmissions go out
16:05 <@opticron> mine has never needed maint
16:05 <@Catonic_lp> opticron: I've not had good luck with them.
16:05 <@Catonic_lp> unforch, the V6 only came in auto.
16:05 <@opticron> bah
16:05 <@rhia> nachoguy: i like the Honda Element, somehow they managed to use Tardis technology and make the inside bigger than the outside (if only it got better mileage)
16:07 <@rhia> but then again, i'm an old lady who's already lived thru her muscle car/drag racer/refurb decades ;)
16:08 <@nachoguy> eh, I didn't want anything that big
16:08 <@Catonic_lp> rhia is the little old lady from pasedina
16:08 <@nachoguy> I drive like an old lady, but it;d be nice to have a car with pickup for once
16:08 <@Catonic_lp> I found out the other day that I can drive completely around the building next to mine at 30MPH at the right time around 5
16:09 <@Catonic_lp> three left-hand turns...
16:16 <@m0j0-j0j0> current dream "car"
16:16 <@m0j0-j0j0> http://ps.getauto.com/slideshow/supersize/1FTSW21P86EA14464/860x645/
16:17 <@nachoguy> ooh, mitsubishi eclipse spyder
16:18 <@nachoguy> I love putting the topdown
16:19 <@polerin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niZL_jPgGTY
16:19 <@polerin> You know
16:19 <@m0j0-j0j0> I hate other cars having headlights in my rear view mirror so I need something really high
16:19 <@polerin> I've not really been caught up in the whole michael jackson thing
16:19 <@polerin> but thats a damn good comment.  <3 Jay.
16:20 <@Catonic_lp> lmfao
16:20 <@nachoguy> mj, I hate it too, but I'm not going to raise the ride.  I'll just flip my mirror and ignore them.  Maybe drive extra slow until they go elsewhere
16:20 <@Catonic_lp> What's the difference between a gay and a microwave?
16:20 <@Catonic_lp> A microwave won't brown your sausage.
16:22 <@polerin> nachoguy: give that video a listen?
16:23 <@nachoguy> not yet.  I;ve got to shuffle it over to my system with sound
16:23 <@polerin> One of the best things about Jay is his way of cutting right to the heart of a matter, not just sorta repeating what people say... extracting insightful meaning from what is usually a whole bunch of noise.
16:24 <@nachoguy> fuck
16:24 <@nachoguy> I forgot.  Youtube now crashes my browse
16:24 <@nachoguy> eer browser
16:24 <@nachoguy> I'll have to watch it later
16:25 <@polerin> heh
16:25 <@Catonic_lp> Homeowners are being warned about three keys that are capable of opening 73% of doors, 84% of cars and 92% of padlocks...
16:25 <@Catonic_lp> They are darkies, pakis and pikeys.
16:26 <@polerin> wtf.
16:26 <@polerin> that's just not funny.
16:28 <@rhia> oh, that was supposed to be a joke?
16:28 <@rhia> polerin: yeah, Jay spoke well on the whole media frenzy stuff
16:29 <@Catonic_lp> How do you fit 50 dead babies in a bucket?
16:29 <@Catonic_lp> With a blender.
16:29 <@Corydon76-dig> I think Catonic's a masochist, and he's waiting to be smacked
16:29 <@Catonic_lp> How do you get them out?
16:29  * Corydon76-dig smacks Catonic_lp with a heavily used and dirty dildo
16:29 <@Catonic_lp> Dorito's.
16:29 <@Catonic_lp> Corydon76-dig: you sick little monkey.
16:30 <@rhia> polerin: but this _is_ funny: "Michael Steele: I'll Woo Blacks To GOP With "Fried Chicken And Potato Salad" "
16:30 <@polerin> is that a real quote?
16:30 <@rhia> polerin: yes
16:30 <@rhia> that's what makes it funny
16:30 <@polerin> ...
16:30 <@polerin> wow.
16:30 <@Corydon76-dig> rhia: that's just sad
16:30 < eryc> why
16:31 < eryc> i might go GOP for some fried chicken
16:31 <@Corydon76-dig> stereotypes
16:31 <@rhia> the token black RNC chairman is going to "woo blacks" with "Fried chicken"
16:31 <@Catonic_lp> drop him on MLK Blvd and see how long he lasts.
16:31 <@rhia> he missed the trifecta: didn't mention watermelon
16:32 < eryc> whats wrong with stereotypes?
16:32 <@Corydon76-dig> http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/7/14/753365/-Steele-said-WHAT-You-have-got-to-be-sh*tting-me!
16:32 <@Drag0n`> stereotypes? i prefer kenwood or JVC myself
16:33  * polerin just winces
16:33 <@polerin> that's...  Horrible.
16:34 <@Drag0n`> no, Alpine is horible, wont ever own an Alpine Stereo
16:35 <@rhia> the Young Republicans (the "under 40 crowd") just elected a 38 yr old racist to lead their org - and the RNC has, well, Steele
16:35 <@polerin> talking about the link.
16:35 <@Drag0n`> ahh
16:39 <@rhia> its either laugh or cry - i find it painfully funny, like watching Palin speak and yet knowing how close she came to being just a 72 yr old tortured, cancer stricken old man away from President
16:39 <@rhia> emphasis on the 'painful' part
16:41 <@m0j0-j0j0> You have to open up your heart and let the sun shine in.
16:42 <@Catonic_lp> Fuck, where did all this blood come from?
16:43 < eryc> http://www.hammacher.com/Product/74670?promo=TheOnly
16:43 <@m0j0-j0j0> Catonic_lp: well, the song is about dying.
16:44 <@Catonic_lp> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
16:47 <@m0j0-j0j0> I would love to die to find out if it's really how i suspect the process of dying is, but dying has a really high death rate, and I don't think I'll be able to enjoy slipping into the night because I'm too big of a control freak and will end up fighting it :(
16:47 <@Catonic_lp> What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
16:47 <@opticron> superman
16:47 <@m0j0-j0j0> Superman
16:47 <@Catonic_lp> Christopher Walken
16:47 <@m0j0-j0j0> hah
16:48  * opticron wins
16:48 <@opticron> Catonic_lp's response is a valid answer as well
16:49 <@m0j0-j0j0> opticron: called a punch line?
16:49 <@opticron> nah
16:49 <@opticron> we win harder
16:52 <@m0j0-j0j0> I know they have medication to make me less of a control freak... but what real control freak is going to give themselves a medication that is going to take control of the issue out of their control.
16:54 < eryc> by conrol freak im assuming you mean OCD
16:55 <@Catonic_lp> What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
16:55 <@Catonic_lp> A rape victim.
16:55 <@opticron> m0j0-j0j0, would a control freak ever tell them that?
16:56 <@opticron> so that medication is for people who want to change or who actually don't have the problem in the first place
16:56 <@sdodson> Catonic_lp: hi
16:56 <@sdodson> Catonic_lp: i don't see php 5.2
16:57 <@Catonic_lp> yeah. I can't figure out where to request it
16:57 <@m0j0-j0j0> opticron: I'm sure my doctor knows... we've not talked about it, but I'm sure it's pretty obvious.
16:57 <@opticron> are you that bad?
16:57 <@Catonic_lp> but I've settled on calling lilac a piece of shit and the developers fucking wankers
16:57 <@m0j0-j0j0> opticron: it's not bad.. it's just obvious
16:58 <@sdodson> Catonic_lp: http://blog.famillecollet.com/post/2009/06/21/php-5.2.10-1-en
16:58 <@sdodson> Catonic_lp: not going to happen
16:59 <@sdodson> Catonic_lp: Remi's pretty good as far as I can tell, he maintains a fair set of packages, I've never used them though
16:59 <@Catonic_lp> I'm not going to load someone else's packages on my production hardware.
16:59 < eryc> php5 isnt that hard to compile
17:00 <@Catonic_lp> I'm not going to do it.
17:00 < eryc> i dont think you're capable
17:00 <@Catonic_lp> CentOS, Fedora, etc. have 5.2, but RHEL 5.x doesn't.
17:05 <@sdodson> Sorry, that's how it works.
17:05 <@sdodson> Dolemite has the same complaint long ago.
17:07 < eryc> why would anyone want 5.2 anyway
17:07 <@Dagmar> Man up and build it
17:08 <@Corydon76-dig> http://pubcit.typepad.com/clpblog/2009/07/minnesota-attorney-general-sues-national-arbitration-forum.html
17:08 <@Corydon76-dig> There's a smoking gun...
17:09 <@Catonic_lp> eryc: because the fucking software has it as a dependency
17:09 <@Catonic_lp> and there's no way I can squeeze blood from a turnip to shit the money it will take to get the software supported on RHEL.
17:11 < eryc> then remove the dependency
17:11  * Catonic_lp removes the argument with a shotgun
17:11 < eryc> what is the software
17:14 < eryc> http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/
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17:19 <@Catonic_lp> oh wow.
17:19 <@Catonic_lp> that is a terrible joke
17:20 <@Catonic_lp> What's funnier than a clown?
17:20 <@Catonic_lp> A clown with Down's Syndrome.
17:22 <@Catonic_lp> What do lesbians do when they are on their periods?
17:22 <@Catonic_lp> Finger paint.
17:26 <@polerin> Catonic_lp: are you having fun with these?
17:27 <@Catonic_lp> Why did the feminist cross the road?
17:27 <@Catonic_lp> To suck my cock.
17:27 <@rhia> polerin: just channeling his inner 4th grader
17:27 <@Catonic_lp> How do you get a goth out of a tree?
17:27 <@Catonic_lp> cut the rope...
17:28 <@Corydon76-dig> Why did Catonic cross the road?
17:28 <@Corydon76-dig> Promise of an assfucking
17:28 <@Catonic_lp> You're just such a tease.
17:29 <@Corydon76-dig> I know; I'll get someone to do it, though
17:29 <@rhia> how's Al lately?
17:29 <@Catonic_lp> He's fabulous
17:33 <@Catonic_lp> lmfao
17:33 <@Catonic_lp> You know, Hellen Keller was one of few women who could keep talking and give a blowjob at the same time.
17:37 <@Catonic_lp> im tired
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17:55 <@sdodson> Catonic: lulz, you bought software that doesn't run on rhel?!
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18:55 <@Dagmar> *sigh*
18:56 <@Dagmar> Seems like something could be done about all the damn stolen phones being flashed to Cricket
19:35 <+sung> Dagmar: what are you talking about
19:39 <@Dagmar> Note the number of ads for cell phones on Craigslist which mention they've been flashed to Cricket, but don't mention anything about their ESN
19:39 <@Dagmar> I always thought that it was a little fishy that so many phones are punted from Spring to Cricket like that
19:40 <@Dagmar> ...been calling around, considering replacing my current phone.  The ones who don't mention anything about the ESN have been, well, unwilling to really say anything about the status of the ESN on the phone they have for sale
19:40 < eryc> blackmail++
19:41 <@Dagmar> Well, frankly it irritates me that it's keeping me from finding a wifi-capable Sprint-compatible palm phone
19:41 < eryc> you mean
19:41 < eryc> YOU'RE NOT GETTING A PRE!??!?
19:42 <@Dagmar> No
19:42 < eryc> I see.. waiting out for the Palm Post I guess
19:42 <@Dagmar> All the demos I've seen show people using the costly, expensive features of the phone
19:43 <@Dagmar> I just need a fucking phone that can maybe take over the job of PDA
19:43 <+sung> get an iphone
19:43 <+sung> oh wait, you said sprint
19:43 <@Dagmar> I don't need the damn thing to track me around the city, pulling up wikipedia and google searches for everything I pass
19:43 <+sung> get a blackberry
19:43 < eryc> that sounds pretty neat
19:43 <@Dagmar> I am sure as hell not doubling my phone bill for it
19:44 <@Dagmar> I am only somewhat begrudgingly about to add SMS
19:44 <@Dagmar> ...but fuck all if I'll be doing it with bullshit T9 input
19:45 <@Dagmar> That makes so little sense to me.
19:45 <@Dagmar> If you want to send someone a message, you have a fucking PHONE right there in your hand
19:45 < eryc> you can use google to sms
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19:45 < eryc> yea but sms is asynchronous
19:46 <@Dagmar> So is voicemail.
19:46 <@Dagmar> Ha-ha!
19:46 <@Dagmar> SMS makes sense for tapping a software gateway to something else
19:47 < eryc> you're getting sms so you can update your facebook status?
19:47 <@Dagmar> No
19:47 < eryc> kgb?
19:47 <@Dagmar> I'm getting it because my gf keeps sending me damn sms messages that cost me twenny cents a pop anyway
19:48 < eryc> ah so, kind of like twitter
19:49 < eryc> for is making laser sparkplugs for their new cars
19:49 < eryc> Ford even
19:49 <@Dagmar> Nifty
19:49 <@Dagmar> Lasre beems pew pew in mah engines
19:49 < eryc> pew pew!
19:50 < eryc> USPS moved from Solaris to HP/Linux
19:51 < eryc> i have a couple more
19:51 < eryc> DC Counilman suggests naming DC park after Barack Hussein Obama, pesky law stops them since you have to be dead to name something after you in DC
19:51 < eryc> and lastly
19:52 < eryc> Google has lost Mark Lucovsky to VMWare, world waiting to see if Schmidt throws a chair
19:54 < eryc> oh one more!
19:54 < eryc> Israel sailed two warships down the Suez canal as a warning to Iran
19:54 <@Dagmar> WE R IN UR CANAL, SOILIN UR WATERZ
19:55 <@Dagmar> Those people have a serious mental deficiency when it comes to getting along with one another.
19:58 <@Dagmar> Gawd @ nanochick for posting this http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive_print.php?comicid=1198
20:02 < eryc> heh
20:02 < eryc> what does OH mean?
20:03 <@Dagmar> Onomatopoea
20:03 <@Dagmar> You know... Like "Oh" with proper capitalization.
20:05 < eryc> hm
20:05 < eryc> well i see it alot on twitter
20:09 <@Dagmar> Hah.  I has Harry Potter tix
20:09 <@Dagmar> Okay.  NOW I feel like I'm getting some value for that extra buck
20:10 < eryc> ah.. OH = OverHeard
20:11 <@Dagmar> That's just sad that people are too lazy to type that out
20:11 < eryc> and use all those valuable characters!
20:12 < eryc> HT = Heard Through
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22:37 <@sdodson> wait i don't get that commic
22:37 <@sdodson> eryc: yay HP/Linux!
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22:46 <@sdodson> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUB30p0tULo WTF?
22:46 <@sdodson> oh fuck, israel is attacking iran now?
22:56 <@sdodson> "Survey find 6 in 10 businesses plan to skip Windows 7"  for what?
23:13 <@sdodson> Catonic: btw, remi is the guy who maintains php for fedora too
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