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00:00 < miniMerc> in what
00:00 < miniMerc> gay sex or a street fight
00:00 < miniMerc> whats the arena
00:02 < miniMerc> k time for music
00:02 <@sdodson> i'd put my money on not larry
00:03 <@sdodson> but i'd bet someone will fall victim to a pair of Jncos
00:04 < miniMerc> jnco, thats so oldschool
00:04 < miniMerc> do people still wear that shit
00:05 < miniMerc> ive got a lover yeeeaaa, and she shows me how
00:05 < miniMerc> to understand, yeeeaaaa to understand
00:06 <@Catonic> im gonna go with NotLarry because crazy > ninja > pirate
00:11 < miniMerc> i put my foot down
00:11 < miniMerc> its not a put down
00:11 < miniMerc> an then im makin some love, i put my ROOT DOWN
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00:19 < miniMerc> yea uh-huh
00:19 < miniMerc> saturday night
00:29 < dasunt> I make a strange vegan.
00:29 < miniMerc> all vegans are strange
00:29 < dasunt> True.
00:29 < dasunt> I lean more right than left though, by vegan standards.
00:29 < miniMerc> whats that mean
00:30 <@brimstone> he's got a limp
00:30 < miniMerc> *rimshot*
00:30 < dasunt> miniMerc: It means I'm not a green.  :p
00:30 < miniMerc> *rimjob*
00:30 < miniMerc> dasunt: well, alright
00:30 < dasunt> Really, what the hell is it with the environmentalists trying to conserve energy?
00:30 < miniMerc> so you are a vegan for personal health reasons?
00:31 < dasunt> I'm a vegan because it fits in with my philosophy.
00:31 < miniMerc> alright
00:32 < miniMerc> so you're a wingnut?
00:35 < dasunt> Sure.
00:35 < dasunt> Sorry, I was busy criticizing Obama on the vegetarian forum right now.  :p
00:36 < miniMerc> n/p
00:36 < miniMerc> i was a buddhist for upwards of a dozen years, i understand the whole 'no harm to sentient beings' thing
00:36 < miniMerc> i just think its stupid now
00:36 < miniMerc> but i understand it
00:41 < dasunt> gawd, but criticizing Obama is fun.
00:41 < dasunt> Its cute, the vegs are so young they don't realize that politicians are *gasp* politicians.
00:41 < miniMerc> bush lied ppl died
00:41 < miniMerc> obama lied ppl died
00:42 < miniMerc> nixon lied ppl died
00:42 < miniMerc> carter lied ppl died
00:42 < dasunt> Well, as far as I can tell, Obama would let gays in the military but the evil congress won't let him.
00:42 < miniMerc> clinton lied ppl died
00:42 < miniMerc> dasunt: noone wants gays in the military
00:42 < miniMerc> besides, people outside of the military
00:42  * dasunt points out that it didn't take congressional approval for the executive orders that integrated blacks into the military and ended military racial discrimination.
00:43 < dasunt> miniMerc: But, but, Obama is enlightened!
00:43 < miniMerc> sure he is
00:43 < dasunt> He's going to make everyone happy.
00:44 < miniMerc> unfortunately, 'enlightened' dont mean shit in the executive
00:44 < dasunt> I'm waiting for someone to blame the evil Republicans in congress.
00:44 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: That's because Eisenhower wasn't about to take no from Congress
00:44 < miniMerc> all the hippy dippy communists who thought obama was going to usher in a new age of love and flowers are going to be sorely disappointed
00:44 < dasunt> Corydon76-dig: Actually, it was Truman, Eisenhower, and Johnson, for the major ones.
00:44 < miniMerc> already are, i assume
00:45 < dasunt> miniMerc: Yah, but until our local Northern Political Weasel loses his court challenge, Republicans still can fillibuster in the senate.
00:45 < miniMerc> the office of the presidency is so far beyond politics, so far beyond the petty expectations of the populace, that unless you're realistic, yer gonna get burnt
00:45 < miniMerc> thats just the way it is
00:46 < dasunt> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Senate_election_in_Minnesota,_2008
00:46 < dasunt> Btw, note how NE Minnesota leans DFL, the rest of the state says "fuck it".
00:46 < miniMerc> heh
00:47 < miniMerc> well minnesota is a shithole
00:47 < miniMerc> we knew that going in
00:47 < dasunt> Its a pretty state.
00:47 < dasunt> Well, north of the cities, anyways.
00:47 < dasunt> It's also a poor state north of the cities.
00:50 < miniMerc> i meant politically
00:50 < miniMerc> im a fascist
00:53 < dasunt> :p
00:53 < miniMerc> nah, i really am
00:54 < miniMerc> im courting with a ban, since anytime i express my honest political views here, im called a troll
00:54 < miniMerc> just ask Corydon
00:55 < miniMerc> but i am a true fascist...fascism isnt about racism, or harsh rule, or any of the negative stereotypes that have been fashionable after world war II
00:56 < miniMerc> im a far right partisan who believes in a strong central government who works for its citizens, on a national level, for the good of all the people, regardless of race, color, creed or orientation otherwise
00:57 < miniMerc> im anti-democracy and in favor of corporatism in combination with strictly controlled capitalism
00:58 < miniMerc> i dont think large groups of people, acting like a histrionic female, is the best way to govern
00:59 < miniMerc> i support the inbred natural law that we were all born with, not a system at the mercy of swaying public opinion
00:59 < miniMerc> right is right and wrong is wrong
00:59 < miniMerc> what that amounts to is, oftentimes, left is wrong
01:00 < miniMerc> right is right and left is wrong
01:00 < miniMerc> ;-)
01:03 < miniMerc> i appreciate individual freedoms to the point that they dont interfere with the function of the state and are not detrimental to society as a whole
01:03 < miniMerc> and as far as what is detrimental to our society, i trust a chosen few above the teeming masses
01:03 < dasunt> Okay, I understand that the nazis were evil and everything, but is Germany trying to prosecute an 89 year old American?
01:03 < miniMerc> apparently so
01:04 < dasunt> By the time that they finally  get around to deporting him and trying him, he's probably going to die in his sleep.
01:04 < miniMerc> they've got the same problem all of europe does after WW2, which is going too far to the left
01:04 < miniMerc> you cant even deny the holocaust in 21st century germany
01:04 < miniMerc> this is democracy?
01:04 < miniMerc> this is freedom?
01:05 < dasunt> miniMerc: I always figured the anti-holocaust denial laws in Germany kinda gave evidence to the racist fucknuts that there is some vast global conspiracy.
01:05 < miniMerc> sure
01:05 < miniMerc> but people dont ask questions
01:06 < miniMerc> people dont question germany's racial laws, the same way they didnt question hitler
01:06 < miniMerc> its the other side of the same coin
01:06 < miniMerc> groupthink
01:06 < miniMerc> "you're supposed to think X, not Y"
01:06 < dasunt> Really, look at the US -- no laws against denying the holocaust or against being a dyed in the wool racist.
01:06 < dasunt> And David Duke is a laughingstock.
01:06 < miniMerc> absolutely, and i thank God i live in the US
01:06 < miniMerc> right
01:07 < miniMerc> europe thought running excitedly to the left was the way to pay for its' sins on the right
01:07 < miniMerc> europe is a joke
01:07 < miniMerc> europe is as much of a joke as david duke is
01:07 < dasunt> Europe went to far left.
01:07 < miniMerc> yes it did
01:07 < dasunt> The US has a different problem -- we're too willing to give power up to our government for different reasons.
01:08 < miniMerc> well im in favor of a strong executive; im happy when power is in the hands of the government rather than the "people"
01:09 < miniMerc> one totalitarian govt is good, the other totalitarian govt is bad; it all depends upon the values that the specific totalitarian government espouses
01:09 < miniMerc> if a totalitarian government is generally cogizent of individual privacy, everyone calls it great
01:10 < miniMerc> fascist italy was the toast of the town until mussolini sided with germany in WW2
01:10 < miniMerc> you have innumerable quotes from US politicians praising mussolini's government policies before WW2
01:11 < miniMerc> fascist italy was decent; fascist germany was a fucking nightmare. the same could be said for almost any political system, in different hands
01:11 < miniMerc> there have been democratic nightmares
01:12 < miniMerc> honestly i cant think of one socialist system gone right, but im sure someone would correct me
01:12 < miniMerc> i hate socialism and communism so im not going to help them
01:13 < miniMerc> it all comes down to who is in control. democracy fools people into thinking they are in control, so it stifles debate and causes people to have a false sense of security with it
01:14 < miniMerc> look at the presidency of george w. bush, the most fashionable thing to do is to demean him and his presidency; yet the people voted for him. somehow shit went wrong, despite democracy supposedly giving power to the people
01:14 < miniMerc> you could say the same for nixon, carter, buchanon, any "shit" president
01:15 < miniMerc> (i happen to have loved the GWB years, good show of power from the executive)
01:16 < miniMerc> but that's not the point...the point is that true democracy is very hard to achieve, and too many mistakes are made in its' name
01:18 < coil> care-meter: [..............] 0%
01:18 < miniMerc> noone asked you, shitcoil
01:18 < miniMerc> so we're even
01:21 < miniMerc> :-)
01:21 < miniMerc> aint no time to hate
01:21 < miniMerc> barely time to wait
01:21 < miniMerc> whoooaaa ho, what i want to know..
01:21 < miniMerc> where does the time go
01:35 < miniMerc> someone just knocked on my door asking for a rubber
01:35 < miniMerc> only in my neighborhood, kids
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01:49 < dasunt> Oh yah, speaking of politics, Montana rocks.
01:49 < dasunt> http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/05/10/MN4V17BCF2.DTL
01:55 <@Dagmar> Home at last
02:02 <@Dagmar> This has been one of those days where it's really hard to not just *chew* the Tylenol PM
02:06 < dasunt> Dagmar: Bad idea.
02:06 < dasunt> Acet-whatever is a weird, weird drug.
02:06 <@Dagmar> I already know they taste like hell
02:06 < dasunt> The toxicity of it is kinda questionable.
02:06 <@Dagmar> ...but I have BC powder and *zero* qualms about taking it when I have a big enough headache
02:07 <@Dagmar> I like how they put the suggestion "mix with water" on there
02:07 <@Dagmar> ...because sometimes you want water to help that godawful powder reach EVERY PART of your tongue
02:08 <@Dagmar> Gotta be the worst suggestion ever printed on anything
02:09 < dasunt> http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=87814&catid=2
02:09 < dasunt> ^- Wowee, looked like I moved out of TN just in time.
02:11 <@Dagmar> They need to use a biometric scan
02:12 <@Dagmar> That you could hash, then mix in a departmental key, then hash again, and it would solve the privacy problem
02:12 <@Dagmar> Not that I'd trust them to do it right, after seeing what a fuckup that breathalyzer system was
02:14 < dasunt> I'd really like *existing* fucking laws to be enforced.
02:15 < dasunt> Or thrown out.
02:15 <@Dagmar> I'd like to see them resolved into some form of machine code so we can just run a lint checker on it
02:16 <@Dagmar> BLeh.  Now I feel bad
02:16 <@Dagmar> I just showed someone Jane's news fees
02:16 <@Dagmar> s/fees/feeds/;
02:16 <@Dagmar> There's lots of shit going on in the world every day you just don't want to know about
02:17 <@Dagmar> ...and they cover it all.
02:22 < dasunt> http://reason.com/news/show/132574.html <- Yippie, science.
02:22 < dasunt> What's Janes News Fees?
02:22 <@Dagmar> Feeds
02:23 <@Dagmar> Basically, news of interest to intelligence-gatherers
02:23 < miniMerc> feeeeeeeeds
02:23 <@Dagmar> "Spies"
02:23 < miniMerc> Dagmar: so, like druge but for weenies
02:23 < miniMerc> d r u d g g e
02:23 <@Dagmar> Drudge for spooks
02:24 <@Dagmar> They carry articles on shit like, when one installation of missiles that was formerly pointed somewhere is being repointed at somewhere else
02:24 < dasunt> Why don't we do double blind tests on people who are forensic experts?
02:25 <@Dagmar> Because they can't make decent _straightforward_ tests for these fields, let alone convoluted ones
02:25 < miniMerc> everyone is hollow
02:25 < miniMerc> pick me, pick me yea
02:26 < dasunt> Dagmar: I don't know.  For the bite mark test, why not have different people bite down on different food sources, and see if if the experts can either conclusively say the bites did or did not come from the dental imprint?
02:27 < miniMerc> i dont know much about it, but im highly skeptical of that toothmark bullshit
02:27 <@Dagmar> That could work, yeah
02:27 < miniMerc> anytime i see it on "forensic files" or whatever
02:27 < miniMerc> sounds like bullshit
02:27 <@Dagmar> Just don't make the mistake of thinking the shit they do on CSI is real
02:28 < miniMerc> DNA is one thing, bitemarks are another
02:28 < dasunt> Aye.
02:28 < miniMerc> same thing with tool marks on bones
02:28 < miniMerc> "oh ya, this mark is definitely a tool"
02:28 < dasunt> miniMerc: There is some speculation though that DNA matching may be prone to errors given a large enough database of suspects.
02:28 < miniMerc> like its conclusive
02:29 < miniMerc> dasunt: out of a certain population under 6 billion, i trust DNA
02:29 < miniMerc> not tool marks and bite marks
02:29 < miniMerc> i consider it highly subjective
02:30 < dasunt> miniMerc: I generally trust it as well.
02:30 < dasunt> miniMerc: Although I'd like to see the possibility of a false match in a closely related population examined.
02:30 < dasunt> Or a false match when using a large DB.
02:32 < dasunt> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA_profiling#Considerations_when_evaluating_DNA_evidence
02:32 < miniMerc> i love myself
02:32 < miniMerc> better than you
02:32 < miniMerc> i know its wrong
02:32 < miniMerc> so what should i do
02:32 < dasunt> Masturbate?
02:33 < miniMerc> im on a plane
02:33 < miniMerc> i cant complain
02:33 <@Dagmar> Hey did you see the Penny Arcade comic about Guitar Hero: Nirvana?
02:34 < miniMerc> nope
02:34 < miniMerc> the only web comic ill ever read is jerk city
02:34 <@Dagmar> http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/4/22/
02:34 < miniMerc> all the rest suck
02:34 < miniMerc> (opinion)
02:34 <@Dagmar> Most of them suck, I've got like three I bother with
02:35 <@Dagmar> Penny Arcade, PvP Online, and Ctl+Alt+Del
02:35 < miniMerc> Dagmar: hah
02:35 <@Dagmar> Jerry and Mike (Penny Arcade) are definitely gamers.
02:36 <@Dagmar> Oh yeah, that and they put on Child's Play each year
02:36 <@Dagmar> ...from PAX.
02:36 <@Dagmar> The thing basically took over E3's place
02:37 < miniMerc> i had a burn mark from when me and my friends used bic lighters to scar ourselves when cobain kicked it
02:37 < miniMerc> but i think i tatood over it
02:37 < miniMerc> so i cant see it anymore
02:37 < miniMerc> and im pretty glad, since that jackhole doesnt really deserve a scar on my part
02:38 < miniMerc> "waah stardom is so fake"
02:38 <@Dagmar> Yeah, the suicide was lame
02:38 < miniMerc> congrats asshole
02:38 <@Dagmar> Well, the dude *did* like to do shows
02:38 <@Dagmar> ...but once they got picked up, their shows got filled with asshats
02:38 < miniMerc> so dont do shows anymore
02:39 <@Dagmar> ...like when idiot rugby players show up in a mosh pit.
02:39 < miniMerc> with the money he had, he coulda gone to college and made something of himself
02:39 < miniMerc> suicide is fuckin lame
02:39 < miniMerc> i got a shitty life, id never use that excuse to bow out
02:39 <@Dagmar> The heroin didn't help, I suspect.
02:39 < miniMerc> yea
02:40 < miniMerc> well, its still no excuse
02:40 < miniMerc> not that i give a shit, i wasnt in his personal circle of family
02:40 < miniMerc> but he had kids and stuff
02:40 < miniMerc> i think?
02:40 < miniMerc> maybe not
02:40 < miniMerc> who cares
02:40 < miniMerc> fuckin idiot
02:40 <@Dagmar> Nope.
02:40 < miniMerc> but i do love nirvana music
02:40 <@Dagmar> Remember, he married Courtney Love
02:40 < miniMerc> very emotive
02:41 < miniMerc> yea i thot he and courtney had a kid
02:41 < miniMerc> or something
02:41 < miniMerc> i could be wrong
02:41 < miniMerc> what a hassle, being rich and famous
02:41 < miniMerc> that was just an excuse, he had other issues and refused to deal with it
02:41 < miniMerc> which, hey, thats fine i guess
02:42 < miniMerc> takes a lot more strength to stay in the world than to leave it
02:42 < miniMerc> as has been said many times in the past, but its still true
02:43 < miniMerc> suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
02:43 < miniMerc> thing is, when you're rich and famous, its easy to ignore help
02:44 < miniMerc> most poor people bottom out and get mental help...when you can afford all the hookers and drugs in the world, sometimes you can ward off that help
02:44 < miniMerc> till its too late
02:44 < miniMerc> and then yer just an asshole
02:44 < miniMerc> like kurt cobain
02:47 < miniMerc> and as the dear grows
02:47 < miniMerc> the bad blood slows and turns to stone
02:47 < miniMerc> and its too late
02:47 < miniMerc> to lose the weight
02:47 < miniMerc> you used to need to throw around
02:47 < miniMerc> so have a
02:47 < miniMerc> good drown
02:47 < miniMerc> as you
02:47 < miniMerc> go down
02:47 < miniMerc> all alooooooooooone
02:47 < miniMerc> DRAGGED
02:47 < miniMerc> DOWN
02:47 < miniMerc> BY
02:47 < miniMerc> THE STONE
02:48 < miniMerc> </pink floyd>
02:51 < miniMerc> i gotta admit
02:51 < miniMerc> that im a little bit confused...
02:51 < miniMerc> sometimes it seems to me
02:52 < miniMerc> as if im just bein' used
02:52 < miniMerc> gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake off
02:52 < miniMerc> this creepin' malaise
02:52 < miniMerc> if i dont stand my own ground...
02:52 < miniMerc> how can i find my way out of this maaaaaze
02:52 < miniMerc> deaf dumb and blind
02:52 < miniMerc> you just keep on pretendin'
02:52 < miniMerc> that everyone's expendable
02:53 < miniMerc> and noone has a real friend
02:53 < miniMerc> and it seems to you, the thing to do
02:53 < miniMerc> would be to isolate the winner
02:53 < miniMerc> everything's done under the sun...
02:53 < miniMerc> and you believe at heart EVERYONE'S A KILLER
02:54  * dasunt is still liking Burning Saviours.
02:54 < coil> care-meter: [..............] 0%
02:54 < coil> just fyi still at 0%
02:55 < miniMerc> who was
02:55 < miniMerc> buyin a house
02:55 < miniMerc> full of pain
02:55 < miniMerc> who was
02:55 < miniMerc> trained not to spit
02:55 < miniMerc> in the fan
02:55 < miniMerc> who was told what to do...
02:55 < miniMerc> by the mnan
02:55 < miniMerc> who was
02:55 < miniMerc> broken by trained personnell
02:55 < miniMerc> who was fitted with collar
02:55 < miniMerc> and CHAIN
02:55 < miniMerc> who was
02:55 < miniMerc> given a PAT ON THE BACK
02:56 < miniMerc> who was
02:56 < miniMerc> breakin away
02:56 < miniMerc> from the pack
02:56 < miniMerc> who was
02:56 < miniMerc> only a stranger at home
02:56 < miniMerc> who was
02:56 < miniMerc> BOWED DOWN
02:56 < miniMerc> IN THE END
02:56 < miniMerc> who was
02:56 < miniMerc> FOUND DEAD
02:56 < miniMerc> ON THE PHONE
02:56 < miniMerc> who was
02:56 < miniMerc> DRAGGED DOWN
02:56 < miniMerc> BY THE STONE
02:56 < dasunt> miniMerc: give your "enter" key a rest.
02:56 < miniMerc> who was
02:56 < miniMerc> dragged
02:56 < miniMerc> down
02:56 < miniMerc> by
02:56 < miniMerc> the stone
02:57 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dasunt] by ChanServ
02:57 < miniMerc> ~fin~
02:57 -!- miniMerc was kicked from #se2600 by dasunt [Spammy bastard!]
02:57 -!- miniMerc [n=merc@c-71-203-225-226.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600
02:57 <@dasunt> ENTER KEY DAMNIT!
02:57 < miniMerc> THAT WAS THE END OF THE SONG YOU BASTID
02:57  * dasunt laughs.
02:57 < miniMerc> ;)
02:57 < miniMerc> alright im done
02:58 < miniMerc> sometimes i get drunk and feel the need to type the lyrics im hearing into irc
02:59 < miniMerc> but im done now
02:59 < coil> miniMerc do you wnat me to check my care-o-meter again?
02:59 < miniMerc> you people DONT DESERVE my beautiful lyrics
02:59 < coil> maybe its changed
02:59 < miniMerc> coil: check your cock-o-meter
02:59 < miniMerc> mine's in your throat
02:59 < coil> ololololo thats soooo funny
02:59 < miniMerc> see how that checks out
02:59 < miniMerc> yeah
02:59 < miniMerc> hilarious
02:59 < coil> you know that makes you gay, right?
02:59 -!- coil was kicked from #se2600 by dasunt [Kick-o-meter [##########] 100%]
02:59 < miniMerc> hah
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02:59 < miniMerc> coil: :)
02:59 < coil> dasunt wtf bro
03:00 < miniMerc> aaaaaahahahahaha
03:00 < miniMerc> quit cryin bitch
03:00 < coil> let me check my rage-o-meter
03:00 < coil> RAGE-METER: [||||||||||||||||||||]||||| OFF DA CHARTS
03:00 < coil> see
03:00 < coil> im RAGED
03:00 < miniMerc> ya
03:01 <@dasunt> Lets check dasunt's care-o-meter:  [.........] 0%
03:01 < coil> YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
03:02 < miniMerc> ill watch out for your ragin' homosexuality
03:02 < miniMerc> no worries
03:02 < coil> wow gay jokes, so origional
03:02 < coil> you should be a comedian so you will get booed off the stage and maybe shot
03:02 < miniMerc> k
03:03 < coil> i hope for the latter
03:03 < miniMerc> you're so violent
03:03 <@dasunt> He's a closet hetero.  That's why.
03:03 <@dasunt> :p
03:03 < miniMerc> (psssst)
03:03 <@dasunt> Yes miniMerc?
03:04 < miniMerc> (coil secretly likes girls)
03:04 <@dasunt> (gasp!)
03:04 < coil> i perfer guys
03:04 < coil> its no secret
03:05 <@dasunt> (he's still in the closet about liking girls)
03:05 < miniMerc> it adds to your mystique
03:07 <@dasunt> I'm envious of coil.  Women are crazy.
03:08 <@dasunt> Guys are just assholes.
03:08 <@dasunt> :p
03:08  * dasunt thinks he made a double entredre.
03:08 <@dasunt> Er, double entendre.
03:09 < miniMerc> stinky
03:11 < coil> no dasunt you're just drunk
03:11 < coil> lol i just tried to tab complete drunk
03:11 <@dasunt> coil: I have found chemical peace with myself.
03:11 < coil> how so
03:11 <@dasunt> Tabbing completely gets me the last /msg, it seems.
03:11 <@dasunt> chemical peace = alcohol.
03:11 < coil> thats irssi for you
03:12 < coil> nothing to tab....brings up whomever you msgd
03:12 <@dasunt> mIRC?
03:12 < miniMerc> well who the fuck do you want to tab complete on an empty line
03:12 < miniMerc> the dude you're crushing on?
03:12 < miniMerc> OUCHJ
03:12 <@dasunt> LOL!
03:12 < miniMerc> OUUUUCCCHHHHH
03:13 <@dasunt> Heh, I was with someone last night who rolled down the window to tell an empty sidewalk she loved them.
03:13 < miniMerc> dasunt: crazy bitch, eh
03:13 < coil> oh this computer yes because its my gaming machine
03:13 <@dasunt> miniMerc: Yes, she was female.
03:14 < miniMerc> when you're with a chick who starts screaming at an empty sidewalk, your next thought is...
03:15 < miniMerc> IM GETTIN' LAID
03:15 < miniMerc> OH YEAH
03:17 <@dasunt> She was really, really drunk at the time.
03:18 <@dasunt> _Really_ drunk.
03:18 < miniMerc> yea she'd barely feel it
03:18 < miniMerc> im with ya homie
03:21 < miniMerc> time waits for nobody
03:26 <@dasunt> I'm always surprised by what wikipedia has articles on.
03:26 <@dasunt> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave_Girls_from_Beyond_Infinity
03:28 < miniMerc> dasunt: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_penetration
03:28 < miniMerc> try the informational pics
03:28 < miniMerc> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:DoublePenetration.svg
03:28 < miniMerc> lol
03:29  * coil faps
03:29 <@dasunt> I like the mouth.
03:29 <@dasunt> "Hey, I'm good for at least one more dick!" <- Also, what coil said last Friday.
03:29 < miniMerc> yea thats a purty mouth
03:30 < coil> dasunt i wish
03:30 < coil> i only hope to accomplish that
03:31 < miniMerc> its good to have goals
03:32 <@dasunt> I dunno.
03:33 <@dasunt> Having three dicks in you might not be the appropriate goal to have in your life.
03:33 < coil> well its not my only goal
03:33 < coil> and its not too high on my list, i've never thought about it until merc brought it up
03:38 <@dasunt> Dickwhore.
03:38 <@dasunt> Now don't get greedy.  A threesome isn't a bad goal, but four people?
03:39 < miniMerc> coil is no stranger to balls flying at his face
03:39 < miniMerc> give him some credit
03:39 <@dasunt> "balls flying at his face" sounds like some second life stunt.
03:40 < coil> im flattered
03:42 < miniMerc> you're splattered
05:55 <@Evilpig> BORED!
08:40 < ware> hehe
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10:26 < Synx_hm> WOW
10:27 < Synx_hm> http://www.flickr.com/photos/nasahqphoto/3531410425/in/set-72157617823159021/
10:27 <@sdodson> Synx_hm: where are the tits?
10:33 <@sdodson> http://www.flickr.com/photos/viridari/3494002416/
10:39 <@tzanger> sdodson: haha yeah can't be wow without titties
10:55 <@sdodson> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3kyNGVK-hI
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11:24 <@tzanger> ok that's a little weird
11:25 <@tzanger> beatboxing with a flute
11:25 <@tzanger> hahaha knight rider theme
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12:25 <@Catonic> I wanna hear the dallas theme on a flute
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14:36 <@sdodson> Seagate says my 7200.11 drive is not affected by the firmware bug but I hear it resetting all the time after suspend and resume. :(
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15:42 <@Catonic> sdodson: continue
15:42 <@Catonic> pestering them
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15:57 <@sdodson> Catonic: pestering who?
15:57 <@sdodson> Catonic: it says if i attempt to upgrade my firmware it'll render my drive useless.
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16:20 <@sdodson> Dolemite, Corydon76-dig, ping, how did you guys go a bout trying to find a location for your cons?
16:20 <@sdodson> Is chamber of commerce any help?
16:24 < coil> Your a stupid fucker. You know no one gives a shit about what you say. Pipe down and go check on your emerging gentoo box -- ooh i think your _ricer_kernel_ just finished building.
16:25 < coil> man i love this website
16:38 < AstralSin> what website? www.gaymen4me.com ?
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18:20 <@sdodson> coil: what website?
18:20 <@sdodson> coil: You should tell them they need to learn to spell.
18:20 < coil> its on purpose
18:21 <@sdodson> coil: which site ass fucker?
18:22 < coil> I'm extremely liberal, yet I don't mind the government getting involved in our personal lives in order to keep us safe from terrorism. I'm also ok with racial profiling.
18:22 <@sdodson> coil: stfu and tell us what site
18:22 < coil> http://rolloffle.churchburning.org/troll_me.php
18:30 < coil> you happy now??? huh???
18:32 < AstralSin> youtube is dead
18:33 <@sdodson> coil: ya, finally
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19:50 <@sdodson> http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr235/TommyymmoT/necrocard.jpg?t=1242587376
20:04 <@Catonic> whizzo
20:13 <@Catonic> oh. my. god.
20:14 <@Catonic> family guy just ripped into the fanfic stuff
20:24 <@Corydon76-dig> sdodson: There is no key to finding a good hotel.  You hunt around for a place that has the space you need, and you negotiate with them as to how many room-nights you need to sell to get the space for free
20:24 <@Corydon76-dig> and if you don't sell that many, you're on the hook for $X
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20:40 < sung> 2
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20:58 <@brimstone> 4
20:59 <@CRasH180> 6
21:00 <@CRasH180> I like to count
21:00 <@CRasH180> Numbers R phun
21:33 < [1NF0]> Phun, numbers are
21:38 <@Catonic> heh
21:38 <@Catonic> google for church's chicken as a economic status indicator
21:41 <@CRasH180> Finding a lot of results
21:41 <@CRasH180> Do you have a link?
21:57 <@sdodson>  Corydon76-dig : We only sell about 15-20 rooms at most so we end up having to pay.
22:09  * dasunt ponders.
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22:24 <@NotLarry> Evilpig: are you up?
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22:25  * [1NF0] thinks that's a bit /too/ personal... even for us
22:25 <@Catonic> hulu uses nginx
22:25 <@brimstone> http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/
22:25 <@brimstone> nginx the webserver right?
22:26 <@Catonic> yase
22:26 <@sdodson> I hate niche webservers.
22:26 <@Catonic> it's not a niche
22:26 <@sdodson> If those ass hats just spent 5 minutes tuning apache they'd be fine.
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22:27 <@brimstone> lighten us oh wise one, how do you recommend tuning apache
22:27 <@sdodson> brimstone: Carefully.
22:28 <@brimstone> but i installed nginx carefully, is that not the same?
22:32 < dc0de> tune? you can tune apache?
22:32 <@sdodson> Uh yes.
22:32 < dc0de> sdodson, I'm just trolling.
22:33 <@Catonic> sup dcode
22:33 <@Catonic> how's sj?
22:34 < dc0de> san diego?
22:34 < dc0de> it's great.
22:35 <@Catonic> sweetness
22:35 <@Catonic> I need a job
22:35 <@sdodson> Catonic: you don't have a job?
22:35 <@Catonic> I hit my 3rd year. it's time to move on.
22:43 <@sdodson> Catonic: Me too.
22:43 <@sdodson> Well 3rd year, not sure about moving on yet.
22:43 <@sdodson> I need a chance of roles, but that seems to be happening whether I want it or not.
22:43 <@sdodson> change
22:43 <@sdodson> Is Kosher meat generally accepted to be healthier for you?
22:48 < dc0de> sdodson, no.
22:48 < [1NF0]> spiritually, perhaps
22:48 < dc0de> Kosher means it was killed in a specific way.
22:49 <@sdodson> [1NF0]: Ya, ignoring the whole god smiting me thing.
22:49 <@sdodson> dc0de: Right, that could mean healthier.
22:49 < miniMerc> sdodson: a kosher beef will be no healthier than a non-kosher beef, but there are good reasons to avoid the "unclean" foods as listed in leviticus 11
22:53 <@Catonic> what were they again
22:53 <@Catonic> ?
22:53 < dc0de> sdodson, no, it doesn't.  perhaps you should read up on what "kosher" is.
22:53  * NotLarry gets out his bible.
22:54 <@NotLarry> ouch
22:54 <@NotLarry> damn that burns
22:54 <@sdodson> dc0de: I understand what Kosher means.
22:54 <@sdodson> dc0de: There are rules on how the animal is raised, slaughtered, and prepared.
22:54 < miniMerc> Catonic: must chew the cud and split the hoof, for fish, must have fins and scales
22:54 <@sdodson> Also, as a friend points out, it's probably good to have a second set of inspections guided by something other than profit.
22:55 < miniMerc> Catonic: birds are usually clean unless they are scavengers or birds of prey
22:55 <@sdodson> Ya, basically no scavengers or swine.
22:55 <@NotLarry> "And the Lord sppake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying unto them,
22:55 <@sdodson> "Sup playa!?"
22:55 <@NotLarry> Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, These are the beasts wich ye shall eat among all the easts that are on the earth.
22:55 <@sdodson> Lord was a pimp.
22:55 < miniMerc> sdodson: the main difference in a kosher meat is that the animal was slaughtered by bleeding it completely.
22:56 <@NotLarry> Corydon
22:56 <@CRasH180> lol
22:56 <@CRasH180> you all are funny
22:56 <@sdodson> CRasH180: how so?
22:57  * CRasH180 is an atheist
22:57 <@sdodson> CRasH180: Want a cookie or something?
22:57 <@CRasH180> nope
22:57 <@CRasH180> Actually, yes I do
22:57 <@CRasH180> Thank you for reminding me
22:57 <@Catonic> I just wondered...
22:57  * NotLarry is a Nihilist
22:57 <@Catonic> you know, lambs, etc.
22:58 <@NotLarry> lambs are baaaaaad for you
22:58 <@CRasH180> lol
22:58 <@Catonic> a nihilist, a goth, and an emo walk into a bar.
22:58 < coil> pics
22:59 <@CRasH180> That will take a bit to come up with pics of a nihilist, a goth, and an emo walk into a bar
22:59 <@Catonic> the nihilist walks out with blood on his pants, shoes, and fists. The goth walks out with a new cup.
22:59 <@CRasH180> s/walk/walking
23:02 < miniMerc> Say what you will about the tenets of national sociaolism...at least it's an ethos.
23:02 < miniMerc> name that movie
23:03 < miniMerc> socialism rather
23:04 < miniMerc> "WE BELIEVE IN NUSSING, LEBOWSKI"
23:06 <@sdodson> http://www.hadess.net/2009/05/dell-mini-10-gah.html
23:06 <@sdodson> dell, broadcom, ubuntu, intel = fail
23:07 <@sdodson> Anyway, I think when I eat hotdogs I'm going to stick to Hebrew National, it seems like the best option.
23:07 < miniMerc> i just get all beef franks
23:08 < miniMerc> sdodson: i think the mini 10 has a different video chip than the 9
23:08 <@sdodson> miniMerc: I don't care.
23:08 < miniMerc> also its a different touchpad
23:08 <@sdodson> miniMerc: It's just more reasurance that Ubuntu are slimey fuckballs
23:09 <@sdodson> s/Ubuntu/Canonical/
23:09 < dc0de> sdodson, the lesson there, don't purchase dell
23:10 <@sdodson> I'm sure they're all about the same
23:10 <@sdodson> It's hard to produce a $300 totally open product, but that doesn't stop Canonical from helping Dell ship them with Ubuntu on them.
23:17 < dc0de> my asus eeePC works great.
23:17 < dc0de> with NO problems on ubuntu
23:22 < coil> why are you so against ubuntu sdodson mr red hat ball sucker
23:22 <@sdodson> coil: Did you not read think link?
23:22 < coil> what does dell have to do with ubuntu
23:23 <@sdodson> Canonical is up to some shady shit.
23:23 < coil> whose that
23:23 <@sdodson> coil: A special version of Ubuntu ships on those dells where Canonical has made absolutely no effort to push changes upstream and has actually apparently actively stalled such efforts.
23:24 <@sdodson> coil: Canonical is the company behind Ubuntu.
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23:24 < coil> ahh
23:25 < coil> so you're just whining about propertary drivers
23:25 <@sdodson> coil: If you want to reduce it down to that, sure.
23:26 < coil> what about with the eeepc, do they use any tom foolerly?
23:27 < dc0de> nope
23:27 < miniMerc> dc0de: i just read differently on the eeepc wikipedia article
23:28 < miniMerc> well, i dunno about tomfoolery
23:28 < dc0de> well, I don't have any proprietary drivers on my 1000HE.
23:28 < coil> im just talking about propertiary drivers
23:28 < miniMerc> there's apparently still some code not released
23:28 < miniMerc> The operating system drivers for the ACPI and Wireless devices supplied with the pre-installed Xandros operating system are versions of software licensed under the GNU General Public License. The company released the source code as a ZIP file along with the product; however, it has been reported that a small percentage of the source may be missing, and some device driver software appears obfuscated.
23:29 < dc0de> well, it's on wikipedia, so it must be true.
23:29 < miniMerc> In the absence of necessary source code, other Linux kernel versions and distributions on the device are less easy to use with some of the hardware. Asus has requested people help by identifying specific source code which is still missing[65] and has since released the source code for the ACPI module.[66] They have also released the patched Linux kernel sources and their Busybox sources.
23:29 < coil> lol wikipedia
23:29 < dc0de> I'm not using Xandros
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23:29 < dc0de> I'm using 9.04 ubuntu
23:29 < dc0de> without any proprietary drivers.
23:30 < coil> dc0de SSD or hd
23:30 < coil> ?
23:30 < dc0de> hd
23:35 <@sdodson> Does normal ubuntu have tomfoolery outlined in the link I provided or just the special dell ass kissing edition?
23:35 <@sdodson> < dc0de> well, it's on wikipedia, so it must be true.
23:35 <@sdodson> ^^^ weak sauce
23:36 < dc0de> sdodson, you're welcome to look at my system at defcon.
23:36 <@sdodson> Eh, I just get tired of people saying that about wikipedia.
23:37 < dc0de> although, I gain nothing by lying about what's installed on my netbook.
23:37 < dc0de> well, if it's true...
23:38 <@sdodson> It's a cop out used by anyone not willing to do the research to actually prove that a wikipedia article is wrong.
23:39 < dc0de> sdodson, no, it's simply that i don't care what wikipedia says...
23:40 < dc0de> it's not the font of knowledge.
23:41 < miniMerc> dc0de: you didnt have to do any fiddling at all, its a completely vanilla install?
23:41 < miniMerc> dc0de: and all hardware works? 802.11n, sound, microphone, etc?
23:41 < dc0de> miniMerc, it was a vanilla install of 9.04.
23:42 < dc0de> everything works.
23:42 < dc0de> including 802.11n, sound, mic, video, 10" screen...
23:44 <@Catonic> you video conferencing with the wife & kids?
23:44 < coil> dc how much was it
23:44 < coil> or whered you get it from
23:45 < dc0de> coil, it was $399 plus shipping, I got it for $425.
23:45 < dc0de> You can order them from quite a few places...
23:45 < dc0de> oh, and did I mention it has 7 hours of battery life?
23:45 < coil> so it's really inbetween an ideapad and an eeepc
23:46 < dc0de> it is an eeepc
23:46 < coil> both of them are good canadids
23:46 < dc0de> asus eeepc 1000HE
23:46 < coil> maybe it has a spell checker included.
23:46 < coil> dc0de, i'm thinking about buying a netbook, so i was just comparing those two
23:47 < dc0de> coil, I would recommend this one, as it's got the battery life that no one can compare with.
23:48 < coil> 9 cell battery?
23:48 < dc0de> lemme check
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23:55 < dc0de> it's a 6 cell.
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23:56 < dc0de> coil, read this review... http://www.laptopmag.com/review/laptops/asus-eee-pc-1000he.aspx?page=5
23:56 < dc0de> it comes with Windows XP Home UMCPC edition, but you can easily install a different OS.
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