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00:10 <@sdodson> http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8911/1239734729587.jpg nerds?
00:11 < Mercster> scary
00:12 < Mercster> looks more like beads
00:12 <@CRasH180> new definition for pop-rocks
00:12 < Mercster> CRasH180: throw that bitch in the pool and watch the show!
00:12 <@CRasH180> lol
00:12 < Mercster> ass totally blown off
00:12 < Mercster> she's gonna be finding those in her crack 6 months later
00:13 < Mercster> "damn, another one"
00:13 <@CRasH180> ROFL
00:13 <@CRasH180> POP!
00:14 <@sdodson> surely sand is worse
00:14 <@CRasH180> sand blasted ass?
00:15 < ware> tiny but
00:15 < ware> butt*
00:15 < Mercster> good shape tho, not too tiny
00:15 < Mercster> its one of those little big butts
00:16 < Mercster> course she's manipulating the butt
00:16 < ware> my balls, theyre shaved
00:17 <@sdodson> It's a trap!
00:17 < Mercster> i salute you
00:18  * ware salutes his shorts.. with no hands
00:18 <@Catonic> shaved balls.. that's one thing.
00:18 <@Catonic> but when you start shaving at the neckline and keep doing to your ankles... that's committment
00:19 < ware> to what?!
00:20 <@sdodson> catonic, you sure say some fucked up shit
00:20 <@sdodson> http://www.sun.com/offers/docs/solaris_containers.pdf
00:26 < Mercster> lol
00:32  * Peaches1984 goes dancing around the room
00:33 < Mercster> hi Peaches1984
00:33 < Peaches1984> hello
00:40 <@CRasH180> Peaches1984: Was that fun?
00:47 < Peaches1984> yeah
00:47 < Peaches1984> I listen to lil' kim and Trina
00:47 < Peaches1984> and pink
00:48 <@Catonic> huh-yeah
00:50 < Peaches1984> nomnomnom
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01:16 <@Catonic> burn burn burn
01:16 <@brimstone> disco infurno?
01:40 < Mercster> yeeeow
01:40 < Mercster> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_Black_Muslim_Bakery
01:40 < Mercster> most horrible bakery ever
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07:42 < Mercster> pretty heavy storm in knoxville
07:43 < Mercster> sideways rain coming down in sheets
07:43 < Mercster> couple mins ago it was pitch black
07:43 < Mercster> constant thunder
07:45 < scribbles> it was rough in atl yesterday
07:45 < scribbles> at least in the morning
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08:03 <@Evilpig> lol https://reporting.bsa.org/usa/rewardsconditions.aspx
08:05 < Mercster> To be eligible, you must not be the person who installed the unlicensed software onto the reported organization's computers, unless you were directed by your supervisor to do so.
08:05 < Mercster> well if he told you to its ok
08:05 <@Shadow404> Evilpig: finding ways to get back at the company you worked for?
08:07 <@Evilpig> I am calling the unemployment office today to see how my appeal went.  then I will see just how vindictive I am gonna be
08:07 <@Evilpig> how bad would 60+ extra exchange licenses, 10+ terminal services licenses and two installs of cold fusion 8?
08:08 < Mercster> why dont you just count your money when your evil deed is done
08:08 < Mercster> this is about principle, not money, right
08:08 <@Evilpig> cause if my appeal went through okay then I won't be a dick.  if it didn't...  fire and brimstone!
08:09 <@Evilpig> plus there has to be a reasonable amount of time to pass otherwise he'll know it was me.  pretty sure he will anyway but that is another story
08:09 <@Shadow404> i'd do it irregardless if he knows its you or not
08:10 <@Shadow404> and why are you bringing brimstone into this mess?
08:10 <@Shadow404> what did he have to do with it?
08:17 <@TheLightCosine> okay, i have a stupid question for any real programmers out there
08:19 <@TheLightCosine> If I compile c++ code in visual Studio, will it compile as a normal c++ app, or is it gonig to jam a bunch of propietary microsoft/.NEt shit in there?
08:21 <@Shadow404> is its $ms i would go with the latter
08:22 < Falun> it entirely depends on the code you write
08:22 < Falun> and how you set up your compiler afaik
08:22 <@TheLightCosine> ahh Borland offers a free compiler, i can avoid this route altogether
08:23 < Mercster> i imagine itll pull in what you link with, of course it'll probably be built with MFC and/or GUI libs, depending on whether you use them
08:23 < Mercster> you could just build it in cygwin, as well
08:23  * TheLightCosine will just download Turbo C++!
08:24 < Mercster> i cant imagine itd be pulling in NET shit unless you're writing C#
08:24  * TheLightCosine is going to try and resurrect his limited c++ knowledge 
08:25 <@TheLightCosine> er wtf, part of the eula for turbo c++ said something about not creating neculear or biological weapons...
08:25 <@TheLightCosine> You agree that neither the programs nor any direct product thereof will be exported, directly, or indirectly, in violation of these laws, or will be used for any purpose prohibited by these laws including, without limitation, nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons proliferation.
08:25 <@TheLightCosine> wierd
08:27 <@Evilpig> gah.  my pc at the house is acting nutso
08:27 <@Evilpig> just trying to slice up a picture for use as a background and it's fighting me
08:31 <@Shadow404> TheLightCosine: bunch of hippy programmers
08:31 <@TheLightCosine> it's just a weird fucking thing to put in your eula
08:31 <@Shadow404> yeah
08:32 < Mercster> well, just dont do it
08:32 < Mercster> youve been warned
08:32 <@TheLightCosine> there goes my anthrax delivery system i was working on </sarcasm>
08:32 <@TheLightCosine> that's a joke, NSA, please don't come arrest me
08:32 < Mercster> Shadow404: id say it probably has more to do with export laws or, something. doubt theyd come up with that on their own
08:32 <@Shadow404> i dont know about you, but i have a compiled wmd launch sequence program in c++ on my computer, just to keep handy
08:33 < Mercster> Shadow404: what are they gonna do if you develop plague and infect america, be upset with you?
08:33 <@TheLightCosine> heh
08:33 <@Shadow404> yeah, i mean, ware is pretty close to a biological weapon
08:33 < Mercster> ware IS a biological weapon
08:33 <@Shadow404> he sleeps with enough shady women
08:33 <@TheLightCosine> we laugh, but conversations like this is how people end up on federal watch lists
08:33 < Mercster> every time he fucks a chick we're at risk for serious trouble
08:34 < Mercster> we should all put money into a condom pool
08:34 <@Shadow404> TheLightCosine: dont you think a handful of us already are
08:34 <@Shadow404> including me for example
08:34 <@TheLightCosine> heh probably
08:34 <@Shadow404> i know i am, as its been confirmed, but nothing bad about that
08:34 < Mercster> if this is all it takes to get on a watchlist, ive been on one for a looooong time
08:34 < Mercster> i love it when the govt spies on americans
08:35 < Mercster> i know im not a maniacal killer, go ahead
08:35 < Mercster> spy away
08:35  * TheLightCosine puts on Watched by the CIA by anti-flag
08:37 < Mercster> the other day i was telling some friends i was going to start a cadre of elite guerilla anti-anarchist right wing fascist death mobs and find a tea party to go to and recruit the really crazy ones
08:37 < Mercster> im pretty sure that lit up on a screen somewhere
08:38 < Mercster> im tired of teenage dropout thugs dressed in black getting all the "whoa those kids are fuckin nuts" political coverage in this country whenever a G20 summit shows up
08:39 < Mercster> we need some true jackbooted thugs making some waves
08:39 < Mercster> not burning man rejects
08:39 <@Shadow404> lawl
08:39 < Mercster> fuckin hippies
08:40 < Mercster> tearing up the gap and starbucks
08:40 < Mercster> get real
08:41 < Mercster> i want to be involved in some political direct action that isnt a shallow excuse to smoke weed, get laid, and throw shit at cops
08:41 < scribbles> if it lit up on a screen somewhere you're using your technology improperly ;)
08:42 <@TheLightCosine> heh
08:42 <@TheLightCosine> "you're doing it wrong!"
08:42 < Mercster> actually i mighta been safe earlier, as i was at least using ssl irc
08:42 < Mercster> but uh
08:42 < Mercster> i just blew that
08:42 < Mercster> does freenode do ssl?
08:42 <@TheLightCosine> heh dunno
08:42 <@TheLightCosine> but all it takes is someone else in the chan not using ssl
08:43 < Mercster> yea
08:43 <@Shadow404> ssh then irssi ftw
08:44 <@Shadow404> but yeah, one directly connected mirc user
08:44 < Mercster> as i said, im an open book
08:44 <@Shadow404> lawl, /ver ware
08:44 <@Shadow404> hahah
08:45 < Mercster> wonder if thats NIGGER SP1 or just vanilla
08:48 <@Evilpig> how does this look to you people? http://howardbooks.net/
08:49 < Mercster> alright
08:49 < Mercster> the uh
08:49 < Mercster> watermark stuff behind the text
08:49 < Mercster> is a little dark
08:49 < Mercster> or, not dark enough, or something
08:50 < Mercster> text is annoying to make out
08:50 <@Evilpig> i'll get ashley to muck with it when she wakes up
08:50 < Mercster> other than that its totally leet dawg
08:51 < Mercster> that guy totally makes me wanna go to the library
08:52 < Mercster> he's so welcoming
08:52 < ware> Evilpig: she tell you shes playin on Sargeras?
08:52 <@Evilpig> yes
08:54 <@Evilpig> padding is inside an element right?  css...
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08:56 < Mercster> it kinda loaded slow
08:56 < Mercster> the top element there
08:56 <@Evilpig> I need to optimize the graphics
08:56 < Mercster> where it says library services
08:56 < Mercster> that panel took a few seconds to come up
08:56 < Mercster> but it could be ghetto internet, i dunno
08:57 <@CRasH180> http://www.w3schools.com/css/css_padding.asp
08:57 < Mercster> i think the most important thing is that the old man shows up as soon as possible
08:57 < Mercster> so you get them hooked
08:57 < Mercster> you should cache old dudes to the client's drive for optimized rendering
08:58 < Mercster> ODCO
08:58 < Mercster> old dude cache optimization
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08:58 < Mercster> its a burgeoning field
08:59 <@Evilpig> that old dude married my mom.  :P  but yes the picture is goofy as shit
09:00 < Mercster> old dudes are nothing to be ashamed of
09:00 < Mercster> i know a few
09:00 <@Evilpig> wasn't there a way to kind of preload images by putting them in a hidden div at the top of the page?
09:00 < Mercster> i learned how to do tables in 1996 and stopped there
09:00 < Mercster> im web stupid
09:02 <@TheLightCosine> http://www.netmechanic.com/news/vol6/css_no18.htm
09:02 <@TheLightCosine> there's a quick little tip on how to preload images using css
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09:03 < Mercster> hi rhia
09:03 < rhia_apt> morning
09:03 < Mercster> whats so good about it
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09:03 <@TheLightCosine> she just said morning
09:04 <@TheLightCosine> she never said good =P
09:04 < Mercster> i know, thats my little joke
09:05 < Mercster> my apt building is testing our fire alarms, i get to hear a bashee-like shrieking all morning
09:05 < Mercster> they have to go into each apt with the thing going and make sure the annoying strobe is working
09:05 < Mercster> its not really adding to my morning serenity
09:06 < Mercster> in fact i may need to set a fire to make this all seem worthwhile
09:07 <@CRasH180> I'll bring the marshmellows, chocolate, and graham crackers
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09:13 <@Evilpig> that should help it load a little quicker.  moved it to an actual image from a background image
09:14 < Mercster> less staggered but still slow. lemme see...
09:14 < Mercster> hmm only 33k
09:14 <@Evilpig> part of that might be my web server.  lemme see just how much baudburn is pulling on it today
09:15 < Mercster> the way its loading i expected it to be 120k or something
09:15 <@Evilpig> nothing.  it should be loading much faster
09:16 < Mercster> 4.5 seconds for that top boilerplate thing to load
09:16 < Mercster> firefox on vista
09:16  * Mercster shrugs
09:17 < Mercster> you should probably ask someone else at this point
09:17 < Mercster> a single data point, especially me, could be bad
09:17 <@Evilpig> changed it to jpeg and cut the image size in half but it doesn't look as good
09:17 < Mercster> yes faster
09:17 < Mercster> it looks good enough IMHO
09:18 < Mercster> but there may be some other dumb reason the gif is slow
09:18 < Mercster> dunno what to tell you
09:18 < Mercster> the jpg loads in about 1 second
09:19 < Mercster> i wonder if css is overboard for that page
09:19 < Mercster> unless youll be expanding it
09:20 < Mercster> i dunno, get someone else to test it
09:20 < Mercster> i feel like im probably fucking you up because my browser sucks or something
09:20 < Mercster> i cant take the pressure
09:20 <@Evilpig> there we go
09:21 < Mercster> better
09:21 <@Evilpig> reduced the image size from 175k to 84k
09:21 < Mercster> reasonable load time
09:21 < Mercster> about a second, same
09:21 < Mercster> im being very ballpark obviously
09:22 < Mercster> about 1 second give or take 4 seconds
09:22 < Mercster> j/k
09:22 < Mercster> k im going to get a beer AND IM TIRED OF LOOKING AT YOUR DAD
09:24 < ware> 1 more time and youre perm banned
09:25 < ware> no recount like, nukka
09:25 < Mercster> 1 more what, load in your throat?
09:25 < Mercster> yer gonna have to be more specific
09:25 < Mercster> we share so much
09:25 < ware> 1 more anything
09:25 < ware> you say another fuckin word and youre permbanned
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09:26 < Mercster> you are one sassy fella
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09:26 < Mercster> dramatic
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09:37 <@CRasH180> I am not at all impressed with Windows 7
09:37 < Mercster> yeah, but wait till you pay for it
09:37 <@CRasH180> yeah, I think not
09:38 < ware> doesnt matter
09:38 < ware> windows 7 will be better than xp and vista
09:39 < ware> it has xp mode... cmon.
09:39 < ware> wring out your nut sack and get on the gravy train
09:39 <@CRasH180> mmmmm, no
09:39 < Mercster> mmmm XP
09:39 < ware> windows 7 is the new hotness and its here to stay
09:40 <@CRasH180> hotness like a big pile of stinking dog poo
09:52 <@I-MOD> does it at least beat the hell out of vista?
09:53 <@CRasH180> Ah, it is  at least a bit better than vista
09:53 < Mercster> vista's fine...patch it up and turn of UAC
09:53 < Mercster> bing bong
09:53 < Mercster> it works
09:54 < Mercster> its a little slower
09:54 < Mercster> but its not a travesty
09:54 < Mercster> it was when it came out, but
09:54 < Mercster> so was fedora core 10
09:54 < Mercster> so is a lot of shit
09:55 <@CRasH180> This is true. When products first hit the market, there are usually quite a few issues or bugs that come along with them. Nothing like the public as your beta test. Free testing.
09:55 < Mercster> yeah
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10:14 <@Drag0n`> enlightenment 17 finaly has a tentative release schedue, hotness, what next, DNF gets release by a company that buys up the assets of the closing company?
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10:17 < ware> e17 == dumb
10:17 < Mercster> lol
10:17 < Mercster> i remember running enlightenment
10:18 < Mercster> THEN I GREW PUBES
10:18 < Mercster> i kid, i kid
10:18 < Mercster> but seriously
10:18 < Mercster> in soviet russia, enlightenment runs you!
10:19 < Mercster> man that was the shittiest thing ever. remember enlightenment themes
10:19 < Mercster> they were like self replicating turing machines
10:19 < Mercster> it was impossible to parse
10:20 < Mercster> unless you were just someone who enjoyed pain
10:20 < ware> its slow, buggy, dumb looking
10:20 < ware> vista ultimate does the animated backgrounds better
10:20 < Mercster> ol rasterman
10:20 < ware> quit being dorks and upgrade your digital life, with Windows (tm)
10:21 < ware> "Hi, im a PC, and i fsck'ing pwn your dumb shit!"
10:21 < Mercster> back then linux people were just hungry for something that didnt look like doodoo on their screens
10:21 < Mercster> fvwm2 was taking its toll
10:21 < ware> (yes i realize fsck is a linux command)
10:21 < ware> YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER
10:21 < Mercster> so people would go through immense bullshit to have way too much going on
10:21 < ware> stop trolling plz
10:21 < Mercster> IM TRYING
10:22 < Mercster> i love enlightenment
10:22 < ware> stop trolling plz troll, you troll over there troll ->
10:22 <@Corydon76-dig> ware: quit egging him on
10:22 < Mercster> im in enlightenment right now
10:22 < Mercster> e18 preview
10:22 < ware> Corydon76-dig: quit trying to egg on my face
10:22 <@CRasH180> I like enlightenment as well
10:22 < Mercster> how the fuck am i trolling, is someone here gonna defen...
10:22 < Mercster> nevermind
10:22 < ware> Corydon76 is trolling me
10:22 < Mercster> obviously, im not a golfer
10:22 <@CRasH180> That is not trolling
10:23 < ware> Mercster is trolling with this discussion
10:23 < ware> he doesnt like e17
10:23 <@CRasH180> and?
10:23 < Mercster> I LOVE ENLIGHTENMENT PLEASE
10:23 < Mercster> LET ME STAY
10:23 < Mercster> its colorful
10:23 < Mercster> and fun
10:23 < Mercster> like a new hairdo
10:23 <@CRasH180> lol
10:23 < Mercster> or ware's mouth
10:23 < ware> if like e17 then you are trolling
10:23 < ware> if like e17 then you are trolling
10:23 < Mercster> you are not the mom of me
10:23 < ware> or if you use colors
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10:23 <@CRasH180> ummm, I like e17
10:24 < Mercster> he is not the mom of me, seriously
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10:24 < ware> yah srsly, quit trolling...
10:24 < Mercster> k too many trolls
10:24  * Mercster idles
10:24  * CRasH180 does as well
10:24 < ware> hai jus chillin' wif mah 2hp outboard trolling motor here, gon catch sum n00pz
10:25 < ware> so guyz wutz goin on here?
10:25 < Mercster> just installin mah new e theme
10:25 < Mercster> e-theme
10:25 < Mercster> you know why they call it an e-theme
10:25 < ware> n e buddy use e17 or play HALO?
10:25 < Mercster> cuz its electronic
10:26 < ware> do u play CS? i got a server
10:26 < Mercster> wat pingz
10:26 < ware> ne budy got the new star trek on xdcc
10:27 < ware> i got a server
10:27 < ware> must be all noobz here
10:27 < ware> Mercster: y did u invite me
10:27 < Mercster> chicks
10:27 < ware> pfft, if they dont play CS they rnt leet
10:28 < Mercster> irc babes
10:28 < scribbles> tf2 > cs
10:28 < Mercster> dude you just get em on the teamspeak
10:28 < ware> wow.
10:28 < Mercster> who cares of the play
10:28 < Mercster> s/of/if
10:28 < ware> scribbles: dont be a noob, my M4A1 will pwn u
10:28 < scribbles> my spy cloak will fool you
10:28 < ware> i got a server
10:29  * Drag0n` tosses ware and mercster in a dark room with a grue
10:29 <@CRasH180> awww, bring 'em back
10:29 < ware> YOU are likely TO be eaten by a GRUE, if this predicament seems particularly CRUEL
10:30 < ware> consider whose fault it could be:
10:30 < ware> not a torch or a match in your inventory.
10:30  * ware fronts a lot -> http://frontalot.com/index.php/?page=lyrics&lyricid=47
10:32 < ware> make awkward sexual advances, not war.
10:33 < ware> A Scanner Darkly, thoughts?
10:33 <@CRasH180> we try not to think. Thank you, drive through
10:34 < ware> amen
10:34 <@Shadow404> nashville better get ready
10:34 <@Shadow404> http://weather.wate.com/maps/doppler-radar-wide-regional-view
10:34 <@Shadow404> eeek
10:34 < ware> wuut
10:35 < ware> no kayaking camping tonight!?!?!
10:35 <@CRasH180> crap, I need to mow the grass
10:35 <@CRasH180> bbiab
10:35 <@Shadow404> thats tornado weather
10:35 <@Corydon76-dig> CRasH180: mowing right now is a bad idea
10:35 < ware> timoguin: still down for camping in a tornado?
10:35 <@Corydon76-dig> Not only is the grass sopping wet, but you're under a tornado warning
10:35 <@Corydon76-dig> err, s/warning/watch/
10:35 < ware> Corydon76-dig: ive done crazier things
10:36 <@CRasH180> yeah well, better now, than to wait for it to get any taller. I will be weed eating if I wait any longer
10:36 <@Corydon76-dig> ware: I mowed yesterday afternoon after an afternoon of dryness, and the grass STILL caused the mower to stop several times
10:36 < ware> http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=36.117112,-86.590387&spn=0.006734,0.009656&z=17
10:36 < ware> ill be right there tonight by 8pm
10:37 <@Corydon76-dig> Not to mention when I tossed the clumps of wet grass into the compost heap, the dog thought I was throwing a ball for him and went bounding into the compost
10:37 <@Shadow404> wait, it may pass, but that isnt official yet, its going slightly ne right now
10:38 < scribbles> ever camp in the Cohutta/Big Frog?
10:38 <@Corydon76-dig> It'd be very welcome for it to miss us
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10:39 <@Corydon76-dig> M'boro doesn't need another tornado this soon
10:39 < ware> scribbles: nerp, never heard of those places either
10:40 < scribbles> do you hike at all?
10:40 < scribbles> 37k acre wilderness on the ga/tn border
10:40 < scribbles> beautiful
10:41 < scribbles> I've spent a couple nights out there around Jacks River Falls, Panther Creek Falls, etc...
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10:42 <@CRasH180> no mowing of grass for me today. As soon as I put on my shoes the rain started to fall
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10:50 <@Shadow404> meh, lower arc is starting to head hard east, it may hit nashville after all
10:51 <@Shadow404> est 2hrs
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11:19 <@polerin> no it's not
11:19 <@polerin> you're trying to trick us
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11:21 <@nachoguy> you got me
11:21 <@polerin> you can't fool me you know.  I see EVERYTHING!
11:21 <@polerin> :P
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11:35 < ware> make awkward sexual advances, not war.
11:37 < sariel> agreed
11:41 <@polerin> A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
11:43 <@Corydon76-dig> So you're saying a woman is a fish?
11:45 <@TheLightCosine> that would explain the smel..
11:45 <@TheLightCosine> couldn't resist
11:45 <@polerin> I'm saying the level of usefullness is about the same
11:45 <@polerin> ;p
11:46 <@polerin> as ware was pulling out (modified) versions of old slogans, I figured I'd drop in one of my alltime favs :P
11:47 <@TheLightCosine> there is a school of thoguht that say women are the true species and men are just a worker/warrior caste
11:47  * polerin blinks
11:48 <@polerin> I've yet to hear that one
11:48 <@TheLightCosine> I dun remember all the details
11:49 < scribbles> sounds like some beaten down new age male wrote it as a way to get all the metaphysical females
11:49 < scribbles> something tells me it didn't go as planned.
11:49 <@polerin> beaten down new age male?  :P
11:49 <@polerin> lol
11:49 <@polerin> you mean the "nice guy" ?
11:49 <@TheLightCosine> but itactualy it was based off actual physiological differences between men and women
11:50 <@polerin> biological essentialists make me twitch.
11:50 <@polerin> prolly not suprising given my background, but .. yeah.
11:51 < Mercster> sounds like someone has a pussy deep inside
11:51 < Mercster> (whoever came up with that)
11:51 < Mercster> a tender vagina that didnt get hugged enough by dad
11:51 <@TheLightCosine> as i said, it was based on physiological things msotly, but with a lot of questionable extrapolation
11:51 < Mercster> also probably has a battle axe of a wife and cant stand up to her
11:51 <@TheLightCosine> so it's sort of a pseduo-science thing
11:52 < Mercster> the ultimate cuckold: the professor
11:52 <@TheLightCosine> it does make sense in a way, male domination of social groups is actually less commong in the animal world
11:52 <@polerin> ...  cuckold has nothing to do with being "dominated" or anything like that
11:52 <@polerin> it's if you are being cheated on and don't realize it
11:52 <@TheLightCosine> many species are female dominant
11:53 < Mercster> polerin: someone writing that bullshit probably doesnt know how whipped they are
11:53 < Mercster> wait, probably?
11:53 < Mercster> surely doesnt
11:53 < Mercster> they've pushed it way down inside
11:53 < Mercster> next to their vagina
11:53 < Mercster> and find a good "valid" "scholarly" explanation for their total lack of power
11:53 < Mercster> sublimation
11:53 < Mercster> this is psych 101
11:53 <@polerin> Mercster: I was arguing with your word choice.  Beyond that I'm really not interested in discussing the "whipped" idea.
11:53 < Mercster> im sure you're aware
11:53 < Mercster> yeah ok
11:53 < Mercster> :)
11:54 <@TheLightCosine> merc: psych is the biggest pseudo-science of all
11:54 <@TheLightCosine> total bullshit, all of it
11:54 < Mercster> TheLightCosine: its certainly inexact
11:54 < Mercster> not total bullshit
11:54 < Mercster> if it were total bullshit, we'd still have psychiatric wards everywhere
11:54 < Mercster> thorazine helps people
11:54 < Mercster> as do other meds
11:55 < xGeek> Crack helps people lose weight too.
11:55 <@TheLightCosine> yeah
11:55 < Mercster> id go with meth, for that application
11:55 <@TheLightCosine> lobotomisation and ECT 'helped' people too
11:55 <@polerin> psych isn't bullshit, it's just the realm of some really shitty science sometimes
11:55 < Mercster> ECT still helps people
11:55 < xGeek> I'm not a huge fan of the psychiatric community myself.
11:55 < xGeek> To this day they still practice shock treatment.
11:55 <@TheLightCosine> merc: it also fucks a lot of people up
11:55 <@polerin> but then again there is a lot of that running around all the fuck over recently
11:55 < xGeek> Fucking quacks.
11:55 < Mercster> ECT is still a treatment for extreme refractory depression and other severe problems
11:56 < Mercster> and a lot of people thank God for it
11:56 < Mercster> saved their lives
11:56 <@TheLightCosine> and is still administered to people against their wishes in cases of hospitalised patients
11:56 < Mercster> has it been misused? sure
11:56 <@polerin> xGeek: yeah there's some fucked up shit there sometimes, but they can also be usefull and very helpfull.
11:56 < Mercster> has psychiatry ever been misused?
11:56 < Mercster> sure
11:56 < Mercster> has brain surgery ever been misused?
11:56 < Mercster> sure
11:56 < Mercster> try to stay away from sweeping comments
11:56 < Mercster> they're usually wrong
11:56 <@polerin> xGeek: Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying they are beyond reproach.  Get me ranting on about Blanchard and Zuckerman some time
11:56 <@TheLightCosine> the guy who starts APA was also in charge of the CIA's mindcontrol experiemnts
11:56 < Mercster> (see that 'usually'?)  ;-)
11:56 < xGeek> I didn't say that I wasn't biased.
11:56 < xGeek> My mother is bipolar.
11:57 < Mercster> im sure the first caveman who had brain surgery tried on him got pretty pissed when it didnt work or made him worse too
11:57 < Mercster> inexact sciences and procedures get better
11:57 <@TheLightCosine> but medical side of it aside, when you were talking psych i was more thinking psychiatry not psychology
11:57 < Mercster> well both are a bit of a crapshoot
11:58 < Mercster> and everyone is different
11:58 <@TheLightCosine> that's my point
11:58 < xGeek> That's just it though? The definition of science doesn't leave much room for being inexact. If it's inexact it's just guesses.
11:58 < Mercster> its not like a physical organ, where everyone's liver is exactly the same
11:58 <@TheLightCosine> that goes against the definition of it ebing a science
11:58 < Mercster> brains are way too fucking complex
11:58 <@TheLightCosine> sciences are exact
11:58 < Mercster> to have a magic bullet
11:58 < Mercster> TheLightCosine: lol
11:58 <@TheLightCosine> in theory
11:58 < xGeek> TheLightCosine ++
11:58 <@Shadow404> science can be the search for proven magic bullets
11:58 <@Shadow404> aka the "scientific method"
11:58 < Mercster> TheLightCosine: then why were there inaccuracies in the predicted orbits of cosmic bodies that were corrected with later theory?
11:58 < Mercster> like relativity?
11:59 <@TheLightCosine> it's not the same
11:59 < Mercster> a science is as exact as the tools and knowledge currently available
11:59 < Mercster> its exactly the same
11:59 < Mercster> science != math
11:59 <@Shadow404> seriously if science was exact, what is scientific method
11:59 < Mercster> math is the language of science
11:59 <@Corydon76-dig> xGeek: your mother got shock treatment, too?
11:59 < Mercster> that  doesnt make science as infallible as math
11:59 < xGeek> Corydon76-dig: yes.
11:59 <@TheLightCosine> no, you're right science is not infallible
11:59 < Mercster> k ive been too correct here for too many minutes in a row, ill be trolling soon
11:59 <@TheLightCosine> but it has rigour
11:59 <@Shadow404> and math has never been proven wrong?
11:59 < Mercster> byyyyeeee
11:59 <@Corydon76-dig> xGeek: erased her mind?
12:00 < xGeek> Corydon76-dig: No, but she did suffer from memory loss.
12:00 <@TheLightCosine> psych is to medical science what han solo working on the millenium falcon is to engineering
12:00 <@TheLightCosine> "okay, try that one" *things explode* "turn it off1"
12:00 < xGeek> Corydon76-dig: And she just hasn't been herself. I think it completely changed her and I don't consider it a good thing.
12:00 < Mercster> as i said, the first brain surgery patient felt the exact same way
12:00 < Mercster> im sure
12:00 <@Corydon76-dig> xGeek: when I heard about that, I was shocked that it was still being used
12:00 < xGeek> Corydon76-dig: I think it was misused.
12:00 <@TheLightCosine> "Okay Mr Anderson, try these pills" "oh those made you psychotic? my bad"
12:00 < Mercster> guess how many brain surgeries were fucked before the first one was right
12:00 <@Corydon76-dig> xGeek: I thought that treatment was gone with the 60s
12:00 < Mercster> ROCK AGAINST SKULL. hmm, nope, bad result
12:00 < xGeek> Corydon76-dig: They still make horrible movies about it.
12:00 < Mercster> we'll try on the next one
12:00 <@Shadow404> ok, psych is better defined by saying "medical science" which by definition is not exact.
12:01 <@polerin> eh
12:01 < xGeek> Corydon76-dig: *shrug* It is what it is, but you won't see me going to no psychiatrist. Most of the psych's I know are more fucked up than their patients.
12:01 < Mercster> eh indeed
12:01 < Mercster> im hungry
12:01  * Mercster finds food
12:01 <@TheLightCosine> look, i am not trying to say do away with psych
12:01 <@Corydon76-dig> xGeek: yeah, but you HOPE that's the realm of extreme psychiatrists, not typical treatment
12:01 <@polerin> medical science is exact, it just has to deal with a WHOLE bunch of interfering variables, so the sample size has to be large
12:01 <@TheLightCosine> i think we just need to step back and reevalutae our approach to the entire field
12:01 <@polerin> xGeek: actually to be honest I prefer going to a psych who's had some issues
12:02 <@Shadow404> so there is not an equal or oppisite reaction in science right?
12:02 <@polerin> xGeek: hopefully ones that are at least tangentally related to mine
12:02 <@Shadow404> *medical science
12:02 < ware> how does a fish fuck a bicycle?
12:02 < ware> or make it do the dishes?
12:02 <@polerin> ware: they don't.  that's the point.
12:02 < ware> more importantly, how does a bicycle give a fish a blow job?
12:02 <@TheLightCosine> well anyways it's quitting time, i hate to duck out but i gots to go!
12:02 < ware> i understand the joke, i was being facetious
12:02 <@Shadow404> same off to lunch
12:02 <@Shadow404> mmm, bourbon time
12:02 < Mercster> ware: come over ill show you
12:02 <@Corydon76-dig> ware: Most men won't give women a blow job, so...
12:03 <@polerin> and I was being obtuse, your point?
12:03 < ware> youre not fat
12:03  * Mercster strokes his fish
12:03 < ware> how are you being obtuse?
12:03 < Mercster> ware: parts on her you havent seen may be obtuse
12:04  * Corydon76-dig thinks ware just hasn't met the right man yet
12:04 < ware> big black caulk?
12:04  * ware thinks all homosexuals and illegal aliens should be shot on site
12:04 < Mercster> ware: dont forget jews
12:04 <@polerin> ware: I understood what you were doing, and .. oh never mind not worth it
12:04 <@polerin> :P
12:04 <@polerin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjRT-J8dPSA
12:04  * ware is a proud american that believes in the values that this country was founded on
12:04  * Corydon76-dig thinks the right man for ware will be big and black and hung like a horse
12:05 < Mercster> thats my cue
12:05 <@polerin> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand at this point I'm going back to work
12:05 < ware> :P
12:06 < ware> i love to hate some of yall
12:06 < ware> well its not you, but the lifestyle you choose
12:06 <@Corydon76-dig> The feeling is mutual
12:06 < ware> detrimental, dangerous, devil lifestyle
12:07 < ware> im glad we can find a path through our differences to communicate
12:07 <@Corydon76-dig> ware: Yes, we agree that's what's wrong with you
12:07 < ware> we as in the channel or we as in other homosexuals?
12:07 <@Corydon76-dig> I suspect the channel
12:07 < ware> ahh okay, then we tolerate you as well
12:08 <@Corydon76-dig> If you started taking the pills that made you deathly sick when you consumed alcohol, that would probably solve one of the chief problems
12:09 < ware> so in other words, you would like it if i killed myself?
12:09 <@Corydon76-dig> The pill doesn't kill you, just makes you feel heartwrenchingly sick
12:09 < ware> so in other words, you would like it if i killed myself?
12:09 <@Corydon76-dig> (with alcohol)
12:09 <@polerin> heh
12:09 < Mercster> id like it if you killed yourself
12:09 < Mercster> if i get a vote
12:10 < ware> Corydon76-dig: so in other words, you would like it if i killed myself?
12:10 <@polerin> I'm prtty sure you don't :P
12:10 <@Corydon76-dig> ware: I never said that
12:10 < Mercster> LIVE AT 11: Corydon76-dig wishes death on ware
12:10 < Mercster> disgraceful
12:10 < ware> so in other words
12:10 < ware> as if not to say directly
12:10 <@Corydon76-dig> In other words, you should stop drinking alcohol, forever
12:10 < ware> but by proxy to assume something else,
12:11 < ware> you would like it if i killed myself
12:11 < ware> was the question i posed to you
12:11 <@Corydon76-dig> No, I would be sad if you killed yourself
12:11 < ware> 12:08 <@Corydon76> If you started taking the pills that made you deathly sick when you consumed alcohol, that would probably solve one of the chief problems
12:11 < ware> the chief problem implied is me in this channel if im not mistaken
12:11 < ware> so, ill ask again
12:11 < ware> so in other words, you would like it if i killed myself?
12:11 <@Corydon76-dig> The chief problem is you when you drink
12:12 <@Corydon76-dig> Asked and answered
12:12 <@polerin> actually I think the implied problem is that you're even more of an ass when you drink
12:12 <@polerin> but that's just my reading
12:12 < ware> you know im not drunk at work, yet you still alluded to a 'chief problem', that being me here
12:12 < ware> remedy being me taking pills and drinking alcohol to kill myself
12:12 <@Corydon76-dig> I don't KNOW that you're not drunk at work
12:12 < ware> thereby alluding that i should kill myself
12:12 <@Corydon76-dig> I hope you don't, but I don't KNOW it
12:12 < ware> correct?
12:13  * polerin has been drunk at work recently
12:13 <@polerin> but considering i've been working from a bar as part of a 4 week streach without a day off and long hours.. that's not surprising.
12:15 < scribbles> what kind of work polerin?
12:18 < ware> porn
12:18 < ware> actually i think hes a web developer
12:19 <@polerin> 'hes' ?  shove it ware.
12:19 < oddball> I'm not sure I was ever drunk at work, but there was one job that I would regularly take slugs of vodka from the bottle.
12:20 <@polerin> scribbles: Webdev.  CakePHP contract work specifically
12:20  * ware shoves cake in polerin's face
12:20 <@Shadow404> THE CAKE IS A LIE
12:21 <@polerin> gee, I've never heard that one before.
12:22 < ware> 12:05 <@  polerin> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand at this point I'm going back to work
12:22 < ware> irc is not work, irc is lyfe
12:22 < ware> get back to work
12:23 < Mercster> thuuuuuuug life
12:23 < ware> where wares causes strife and merc beats on his wife
12:23 < Mercster> i wish i had a wife to beat on
12:23 < Mercster> id be a healthier person, emotionally
12:23 < ware> you could have a wife beater on tho
12:23 < ware> almost the same thing
12:23 < Mercster> i could but its a little cold in my apt
12:23 < Mercster> i dont wanna get frosty nips
12:24 < ware> for true.
12:26 <@polerin> ware: my stomach decided otherwise, I'm eating lunch
12:26 < ware> 37114 divided by 788 = 47.0989848
12:26 < ware> se2600.org/ircstats
12:26 < ware> 47 lines per day, assuming i chatted every day equally lol
12:33 <@Corydon76-dig> oboy oboy oboy... medicine wrapped in CHEESE
12:33 < scribbles> works like a charm
12:33 <@Corydon76-dig> Yes, it does
12:33 < scribbles> my dachsund in his old age has decided to eat the cheese/meat and spit out the pill
12:33 < scribbles> then its time for "enhanced interrogation" measures
12:34 <@Corydon76-dig> My Siberian Husky eats it too fast to consider spitting out the pill
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12:35 <@Corydon76-dig> Very affectionate and full of energy, too
12:38 < ware> is he gay too?
12:39 <@Corydon76-dig> Well, he's tried humping me once
12:39 <@Corydon76-dig> but that's typical for dogs
12:46 <@nachoguy> only once?  I think the dog is defective
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12:50 <@polerin> heh
12:51 <@Dagmar> Peanut butter.
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12:54 <@Corydon76-dig> Dagmar: could, but I don't want to spend 10 minutes while the dog cleans off my fingers
12:57 <@Evilpig> http://blueboy.wilpig.org/awstats/awstats.pl?config=mail
12:57 <@Evilpig> l/p  stats/stats
12:57 <@Evilpig> I just looked at that.  and laughed cause it's really clear where I stopped filtering mail for my previous employer
13:00 <@Dagmar> Damn Microsoft
13:01 <@Dagmar> Trying to get stuff all on one line or something?
13:19 <@aestetix> man
13:19 <@aestetix> I never thought that picard would use time travel to hook up with captain kirk
13:20 <@Shadow404> my picard ftw, he can kick kirk's ass any day
13:20 <@Shadow404> *meh
13:20 <@aestetix> Shadow404: did you get my message?
13:20 <@Shadow404> no
13:21 <@aestetix> Shadow404: I have a friend who just moved to Atlanta, thought you might be able to show him around, introduce him to friends, etc
13:21 <@aestetix> I know him through Noisebridge
13:21 <@Shadow404> whats that?
13:21 <@aestetix> www.noisebridge.net
13:22 < Mercster> aestetix would like to introduce you to internet psychos
13:22 < Mercster> press 1 for yes
13:22 < Mercster> press 2 for no
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13:23 <@Shadow404> 2, ive met enough psychos in my days
13:23 <@Shadow404> with ear screeching laughs at that
13:24 <@Shadow404> meh, i digress
13:26 <@Shadow404> wow, that storm is just gonna miss nashville
13:26 < Mercster> stormed bad here in knoxville this morning
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13:27 <@Shadow404> looks like nashville will just get some small amount of rain, not the full force of the storm
13:27 < Mercster> doesnt shit move east?
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13:28 <@Shadow404> aye, but look at the radar
13:28 < Mercster> another one coming eh
13:28 < Mercster> can always use the rain i guess
13:29 < ware> http://www.weather.com/weather/map/interactive/USTN0232?from=dayDetails_topnav_undeclared
13:29 < ware> look at your balls, in your hand
13:29 < Mercster> that looks like its gonna spiral around right into me
13:29 < Mercster> RIGHT INTO MY FACE
13:30 < ware> browneye special?
13:30 < Mercster> it wont be pretty
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13:31 < Mercster> this morning was nuts, i dont think ive seen a blacker storm since i was in tornado season in iowa
13:31 < Mercster> it was 9am and it looked like midnight
13:31 < Mercster> crazy sheets of horizontal rain
13:31 < Mercster> constant thunder
13:31 <@m0j0-j0j0> why does a storm always got to be bad just cause its black
13:31 <@m0j0-j0j0> what are you tryin to say?
13:31 < Mercster> always bet on black, baby
13:32 < Mercster> nah the sky was literally black
13:32 < Mercster> i mean i dont like black PEOPLE
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13:32 < Mercster> but that doesnt have anything to do with this storm
13:32 < Mercster> it was near pitch dark out
13:32 < Mercster> thats all im sayin
13:32 < Mercster> THATS ALL
13:32 < ware> i had 2 of my 4 windows open in my bedroom and woke up to thunder that made me about fall outta bed
13:32  * Shadow404 watches as Mercster digs a deeper and deeper hole
13:32 < ware> adrenaline rush kinda pissed me off cause it was 3am
13:32 < Mercster> Shadow404: lemme know when you get a sense of humor, ill watch that too
13:32 <@Shadow404> ware: are you sure that wasnt the fat chick you brought home taking a dump?
13:33 < ware> that was the night before when your wife came through town
13:33 <@m0j0-j0j0> Shadow404: you have to give him props for getting the "i don't like black PEOPLE" out of the way without me having to dig for it
13:33 < Mercster> some people dont get jokes
13:33 <@Shadow404> yeah, hey, im not saying it wasnt funny
13:33 < Mercster> its a condition
13:33 <@Shadow404> i just added that
13:34 < Mercster> or
13:34 < Mercster> i think sometimes
13:34 < Mercster> people DO get jokes
13:34 < Mercster> and they wish they had said it themselves
13:34 < ware> torrential assplosion eminent
13:34 < Mercster> or had the balls to
13:34 < Mercster> so they feel like tearing you down
13:34 <@Shadow404> ware: thx for the update
13:34 < Mercster> in an attempt to boost their own fragile emotions
13:34 < Mercster> im just puttin it out there!
13:34 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: naw, it's just that we don't like you
13:34 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: nod
13:35 < Mercster> that's just as likely
13:36  * m0j0-j0j0 looks around.
13:36 <@Corydon76-dig> NSFW... http://www.pansydivision.com/Pansy_Division/Videos_files/bill_ted_small.mov
13:36 <@Dagmar> You sure about that?
13:37 < Mercster> i have lots of confused feelings deep inside
13:52 <@Shadow404> http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/_/a_bdpyr/strate.jpg
13:52 <@Shadow404> sfw
13:53 <@Evilpig> lol
13:54 < ware> haha nice
13:57 <@m0j0-j0j0> tee hee
13:59 < Mercster> hehoehoehoehe
14:02 <@Shadow404> oh wow, that storm just missed you guys
14:02 <@Shadow404> might hit a few scattered cells though
14:02 <@Dagmar> Yeah, it's still windy here like it's going to do something
14:04 <@aestetix> So, do executives go through a class in their MBA school that teaches them how to write crappy emails?
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14:08 <@Shadow404> aestetix: apparently
14:09 <@aestetix> spelling errors, missing words, improper caps...
14:10 <@Evilpig> anyone know of any good deals right now on flash drives?  I need to get another one 8GB is about what I want but if I can find a really good deal
14:10 <@aestetix> Do they do anything besides sit around, play golf, make four times my salary, and make bad decisions?
14:10 <@Corydon76-dig> Evilpig: have you searched Froogle?
14:10 <@Evilpig> I went through tech bargains
14:11 <@Evilpig> 8GB for $17.99 no shipping http://www.supermediastore.com/pqi-i221-traveling-disk-8gb-usb-20-flash-drive-black.html?utm_source=priceGrabber&utm_medium=pcsite&utm_term=ME-007-9984&utm_campaign=priceGrabber%20-%20ME_
14:11 <@Corydon76-dig> Evilpig: you need actual USB or some other form factor?
14:11 <@Evilpig> usb preferred
14:11 <@Evilpig> need to store personal files on it in the noc and whatnot
14:12 < Mercster> aestetix: sign your paycheck
14:12  * polerin sighs
14:13 <@Corydon76-dig> Evilpig: $12 http://www.supermediastore.com/pqi-i830-4gb-usb-flash-drive-silver.html?utm_source=googleBase&utm_medium=pcsite&utm_term=ME-007-2068-datafeed16&utm_content=datafeed16&utm_campaign=googleBase%20-%20ME
14:14 <@Corydon76-dig> Crud, bait&switch
14:14 <@Corydon76-dig> Yeah $17 looks like the best right now
14:14 <@Evilpig> I think they have the cheapest price and it's the one I posted
14:15 <@polerin> grr.
14:15 <@Evilpig> $1 cheaper if you buy two of them
14:15 <@polerin> So we have to add an api to this pile of crap that is an inhereted project.  Yesterday we were told two weeks
14:15 <@polerin> now, it's early next week.
14:15 <@polerin> awesome.
14:18 <@Evilpig> alright.  it's ordered
14:18 <@Corydon76-dig> Tell your MBA "Guess you'll be working all weekend, then"
14:22 <@polerin> Corydon76-dig: I don't have an MBA
14:22 <@polerin> and we are taking early next week to mean tuseday or wendsday.  I'm not working through a 4th weekend.
14:23 <@Corydon76-dig> polerin: if managers had to work the same weekends as their teams, there would be a whole lot less of teams working weekends
14:24 <@Dagmar> You could always tell them it can't be done in that timeframe.
14:24 <@Dagmar> ...or you can continue to work 80 hours a week for 40 hours pay.
14:24 <@Dagmar> It's up to you.
14:24 <@Corydon76-dig> Agreed
14:26 <@Corydon76-dig> They hired you to work 40 hours a week.  You can be nice to them sometimes and work a little more, but they should be letting you work less on other weeks to compensate
14:26 < Mercster> this aint france
14:27 <@Corydon76-dig> Mercster: that's how my company works
14:27 < Mercster> well yeah comptime is reasonable
14:27 <@polerin> Corydon76-dig: actually my boss works more than I do.
14:28 < Mercster> if circumstances allow
14:28 < Mercster> but you cant just say "i work 40 hours"
14:28 < Mercster> not salaried anyway
14:28 <@Corydon76-dig> If I work on a weekend, my supervisor encourages me to take a day during the week to compensate
14:28 < Mercster> salaried means "you work till its done"
14:28 <@polerin> Dagmar: and we told him that it'd be late on wends.  It's doable.. simple two function api with auth for right now
14:28 < Mercster> Corydon76-dig: thats good, you're fortunate. ive been fortunate in that way too
14:28 < Mercster> its not always like that tho
14:28 < Mercster> just sayin
14:28 <@Corydon76-dig> It's generally that case in skilled professions
14:29 <@Corydon76-dig> Worst thing they can do is to get the entire team to a point where they need an extended vacation to recover
14:29 < Mercster> well thats what vacation time is for
14:29 <@Corydon76-dig> Homey don't play dat
14:30 < Mercster> my poor mother, bless her soul, has an education and works a skilled job and works 65hrs/week easily
14:31 < Mercster> and theres no way in hell she's getting comp time
14:31 < Mercster> its just not part of the corporate policy
14:31 < Mercster> and if she doesnt work that 65hrs/week, she'll likely get canned
14:31 < scribbles> I used to manage a retail store, schedule was 50hrs/wk, the prevailing attitude was "can't get it done with 50hrs? come in on your day off. kthx."
14:31 < Mercster> not everyone is a technical prima donna
14:32 < Mercster> where your job is an excuse to play, anyway
14:32 < Mercster> which is often the case in tech
14:32 < Mercster> and its easy to say "get another job", not so easy to do
14:32 < scribbles> there's probably about 15hrs of actual work a week here for me
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14:33 < scribbles> probably less
14:33 < Mercster> i dont think i ever had a unix admin job that required me to work more than about 10 hours a week
14:33 < Mercster> though i had to be there 40
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14:33 < Mercster> so any complaining i did was completely assinine of me
14:33 < Mercster> and sure, i still did it ;-)
14:33 < Mercster> but ya gotta have some perspective
14:33 < scribbles> I'm actually learning C++ in my office because there's nothing better to do
14:33 < scribbles> might as well put it to good use
14:33 < Mercster> scribbles: cool shit
14:33 < Mercster> yep
14:33 < scribbles> can only read reddit for so long every day
14:33 < Mercster> cant complain there
14:33 < Mercster> i can only read reddit 0 hours a day, so, yeah
14:34 <@jb7od> my workload is like ebb and tide on the change of the quarter.
14:34 < Mercster> might as well "build your skillset"
14:34 < scribbles> and I work at a university, school for free, and unfiltered networj
14:34 < Mercster> i always wanted to admin at a university
14:34 < scribbles> def can't complain
14:35 < Mercster> i pulled off BOFH pretty well in the corporate world
14:35 < Mercster> but that'd just be choice
14:36 < Mercster> in a real office theres always the bottom line, and you're sort of obligated to go the extra mile to try and deliver for your customers, be they in-house or external
14:36 < Mercster> but at a school? hahaaaaaaa
14:36 < Mercster> oh man
14:36 < Mercster> too much fun
14:36 < scribbles> I did the high stress, blackberry going off on vacation thing. Just made me really irritated all the time.
14:37 < Mercster> yea pagers blow
14:37 < Mercster> but thats what yer there for
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14:37 < Mercster> so, *shrug*
14:37 < scribbles> lmao that was about the time that "money isn't everything" became realized in my head.
14:37 < Mercster> yeah, its not
14:37 < Mercster> absolutely is not
14:38 < Mercster> get a roof over your head and food in your belly...hopefully some kinda medical coverage
14:38 < Mercster> beyond that, do something you love
14:38 < Mercster> if you're lucky enough
14:38 < Mercster> which 90% of people arent
14:38 < scribbles> once i get proficient in c++ i'm moving on to arduino
14:39 < Mercster> i dont see the allure of those things, but i was never a hardcore developer or hardware hacker
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14:39 < Mercster> if its a marketable skill, go for it. or, if its not, fuck it
14:39 < Mercster> do it anyway
14:39 < Mercster> 1) roof 2) food 3) medicine
14:39 < Mercster> the rest is cake
14:39 < sung> i want an arduino
14:40 < Mercster> they're pretty cheap
14:40 < Mercster> relatively
14:41 <@Mirage> Evilpig: http://5x5m.com/lp/361/duckzilla.html
14:41 < Mercster> my latest toy is the dell mini
14:41  * Mercster hugs his mini
14:43 <@Dagmar> sung: Just up and order one
14:43 <@Dagmar> Hacktronics has a kit that comes with a protoboard for $40
14:43 < Mercster> whats an arduino or suitable ripoff, $40?
14:43 <@Dagmar> I got one in this week
14:43 < Mercster> yeah
14:43 < Mercster> of course then you have a $40 connect 4 machine
14:43 < Mercster> that you have to PROGRAM YOURSELF
14:43 < Mercster> but some people call that fun
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14:44 <@Dagmar> Mirage: *boggle8
14:44 < SwordManX> xGeek: hi
14:45 < Mercster> if i had $40 id buy a USB stick for my mini so i can put fedora on it without the hassle of netbooting the damn thing
14:46 < Mercster> its gonna be enough of a bitch working in the wifi drivers ill need
14:46 < Mercster> not hard just, work
14:46 < Mercster> hassle hassle
14:54 <@Shadow404> looks like a small storm shower after the main cell missed nashville
14:54 <@Shadow404> lucky break
14:54 < SwordManX> anyone here in atlanta
14:55 <@Shadow404> me
14:55 < SwordManX> werd
14:55 < SwordManX> was there a 2600 meeting last week
14:55 <@Shadow404> not sure, was on honeymoon
14:55 < SwordManX> i saw no one at the food court
14:55 < SwordManX> maybe i went to the wrong area
14:55 < SwordManX> h
14:55 < SwordManX> ah congrats
14:55 <@Shadow404> yeah 2600 atlanta, fails
14:55 < SwordManX> used to be more years ago
14:55 <@Shadow404> yep
14:55 < SwordManX> i just relocated back to atlanta
14:56 <@Shadow404> i remember the days, fizzled out when the dot com bust hit
14:56 < SwordManX> looking for 2600ers and linux users and whatnot
15:00 < Mercster> wonder if anything goes on in knoxville
15:00 < Mercster> klug
15:00 < Mercster> eh
15:01 < Mercster> bet thats a party
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15:03 < Falun> SwordManX: I am for the next few months
15:03 < SwordManX> nice
15:11 < SwordManX> i might just check out the LUG here
15:12 < SwordManX> atlanta linux enthusiast
15:12 <@Shadow404> Evilpig: :)
15:12 <@Evilpig> what did I do?
15:14 <@aestetix> paulproteus: ping
15:15 < paulproteus> pringle, ase
15:15 < paulproteus> aestetix, even
15:15 <@aestetix> Shadow404: paulproteus is the guy I was talking about
15:15 <@aestetix> I figure you, dc0de, and anyone else who's in ATL can show him around
15:15 < paulproteus> That'd be awesome. I'm getting in on May 18 sometime and have no plans at all that day/evening.
15:16 < SwordManX> yeah let me know pleease
15:16 <@aestetix> Who else in here lives in ATL?
15:16 <@aestetix> I can't remember anymore :p
15:16 <@aestetix> I know jonnyx used to...
15:16 <@aestetix> and decius and acidus
15:16 <@aestetix> Although knowing Billy he's probably on another worldwide book tour
15:17 < paulproteus> Obviously we have a get-together Monday night, preferably that involves eating fantastically-grilled flesh.
15:17 < SwordManX> timmyball
15:17 < SwordManX> lives in dc now
15:17 < SwordManX> used to be in atlanta
15:17 < paulproteus> Oh, I know him.
15:17 <@aestetix> timball lives in dc, yeah
15:17 <@aestetix> paulproteus: you know timball?
15:17 < paulproteus> Timball indeed.
15:17 <@aestetix> how the fuck
15:17 < paulproteus> I met him once, at least.
15:17 < paulproteus> I don't know him *well*.
15:17 < SwordManX> i met him a few times
15:17 <@aestetix> ah ok
15:18 <@aestetix> paulproteus: through a LUG or something?
15:18 < paulproteus> http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity174.html
15:18 < Mercster> paulproteus: YEAH
15:18 <@Corydon76-dig> Pretty difficult not to remember timball.  He's, uh, unique
15:18 < paulproteus> Yay Jerkcity. aestetix, no, through a mutual friend in SF.
15:18 < Mercster> paulproteus: another jerkcity fan
15:18 < Mercster> paulproteus: good man
15:18 < Mercster> jerkcity is the only web comic worth anything
15:18 <@aestetix> paulproteus: it wasn't mike was it?
15:18 < paulproteus> I've been reading random ones for the past hour....
15:18 < paulproteus> aestetix, I'm a frayed knot.
15:18 <@aestetix> Actually shit I should hit up mike at some point
15:18 <@aestetix> er, abaddon
15:19 < paulproteus> er, with careless abandon
15:19 <@Corydon76-dig> If he ever had a hope of keeping his identities separate, you just screwed the pooch on that one
15:19 <@aestetix> hmm
15:19 < paulproteus> I love how Jerk City is willing to use tcsh syntax.
15:19 <@aestetix> Corydon76-dig: yeah, cause ciscogate didn't botch that up at all
15:19 < paulproteus> That's right, they WENT there.
15:20 < Mercster> paulproteus: set sail for dick
15:20 < paulproteus> I was at csail.mit.edu a few weeks ago.
15:20 <@aestetix> paulproteus: do you know laura47?
15:20 < paulproteus> Anyway, you guys, that's on his Wikipedia page.
15:21 < paulproteus> aestetix, I don't think so re: laura47
15:21 <@aestetix> hmm
15:21 <@aestetix> what about greg price?
15:21  * aestetix knows a few MITers in acquaintanceship
15:21 < Mercster> timball has been MIA lately
15:21 < paulproteus> aestetix, Natch re: gprice.
15:21  * Corydon76-dig hopes he's never infamous enough to wind up with a Wikipedia page
15:21 < Mercster> apparently he's into the DC thing and keeping himself offline
15:21 <@aestetix> paulproteus: for context, both are/were involved with SIPB
15:22 < paulproteus> Ah, cool.
15:22 < paulproteus> <3 SIPB
15:22 <@aestetix> I already hooked paulproteus up with Strick
15:22 < paulproteus> That's what SHE said.
15:22 < paulproteus> er, wait, forget that
15:22 <@Corydon76-dig> paulproteus: oh, you had THAT experience with Strick?
15:23 < paulproteus> Heh, no, I've never met Strick.
15:23 <@Corydon76-dig> aestetix has
15:23 <@Evilpig> everyone knows strick
15:23 < paulproteus> I *love* this one: http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2309.html
15:23 < Mercster> heh
15:24 < Mercster> huaglaughualguagh
15:28 <@Evilpig> I should spend some time on the irc stats again and get all the aliases and shit merged.  i forgot just how long a full stats build takes
15:28 <@aestetix> paulproteus: Strick is like a more global version of Mitch or Jake
15:29 <@aestetix> At least, socially
15:29 < paulproteus> Oh my goodness.
15:29 <@Evilpig> Analyzing log /home/wilbur/irclogs/Freenode/#se2600.2008-08-12.log... 524 days, 523304 lines total
15:29 <@Evilpig> still going....
15:29 <@aestetix> The way Jake knows everyone in the Bay area.... Strick is like that with everyone in the world
15:29 <@aestetix> minus the cockiness
15:29 <@aestetix> Strick is one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet
15:29 <@Evilpig> strick is always laid back
15:30 < Mercster> now, he *may* try to touch your weiner
15:30 < Mercster> j/k i dunno strick
15:30 < Mercster> i would try to touch your weiner
15:30 -!- Mercster was kicked from #se2600 by aestetix [nobody talks bad about Strick]
15:31 <@aestetix> seriously, that's just uncool
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15:31 < Mercster> gay
15:31 <@aestetix> There's a few people I won't tolerate shit-talking on
15:31 <@aestetix> Strick is one of them
15:31 < Mercster> oooh yeah
15:31 < Mercster> ok big man
15:31 < Mercster> sorry
15:31 <@aestetix> it's cool
15:32 <@aestetix> you didn't know
15:32 < Mercster> i know now
15:32 < Mercster> boy do i know
15:32 <@aestetix> I mean some people, like rockit, I will encourage shit-talking on
15:32 <@aestetix> cause that guy is a fucking doucheturd
15:32 < Mercster> i love rockit you ass shut the fuck up
15:32 < Mercster> nah i dunno rockit either
15:32 < Mercster> I DONT KNOW ANYONE
15:33 <@Corydon76-dig> I don't know that anybody has really heard from rockit since his last year at IZ
15:33 <@aestetix> Mercster: for context, rockit started a hacker con to exploit/make money off the hacker scene
15:33 < Mercster> aestetix: sounds cool
15:34 <@aestetix> Corydon76-dig: he came up to me one year at IZ and specifically told me he wouldn't allow me to sell IZ shirts
15:34 <@aestetix> which was funny because I didn't bring any....
15:34 <@Corydon76-dig> and continually raised fees every year, because he didn't think he was making enough
15:34 <@Evilpig> rockit is and was a dick
15:34 <@Corydon76-dig> until the final year, when he basically priced it so high that nobody showed up
15:34 <@aestetix> Cause, from what I remember, my PN7 shirts were a big hit
15:34 <@aestetix> http://aestetix.net/pn7/ for context
15:34 <@Evilpig> I recorded all the talks at IZ2.  which he never thanked me for.  lied to me about the setup.  was a general douchebag
15:34 < Mercster> were there pn12 shirts?
15:35 < Mercster> i missed out on that boat
15:35 < Mercster> if so
15:35 <@Corydon76-dig> only the official ones
15:35 < Mercster> i did use my pn12 "waterbottle" to drink beer in the public areas of my apt complex the other day
15:35 <@Corydon76-dig> Yeah, they got sold late, because SkyDog wanted to emulate another con
15:35 < Mercster> which is excplicity against the rules
15:36 <@Corydon76-dig> I suspect we're going to go back to selling tshirts at the same time as everything else next year
15:36 < Mercster> seems thatd make sense
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15:36 <@aestetix> I have a few tiny issues with PN, but in general it's a great time and I encourage people to go to it
15:36 <@aestetix> IZ, I'm happy it's no longer running.
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15:37 < Mercster> im starting a con
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15:37 < Mercster> THE MERCZONE
15:37 < Mercster> who's comin
15:37 <@Corydon76-dig> The issues I have with PN are all operational and can be solved without difficulty
15:37 <@aestetix> Corydon76-dig: my issues are really tiny
15:37 <@Corydon76-dig> Mercster: when, where, and how much?
15:37 <@Shadow404> aestetix: thats what she said
15:37 <@aestetix> Just stuff like, I wish PN didn't charge, because it was free the first year I went
15:37 < Mercster> tomorrow, my apartment, bring your own beer
15:37 <@aestetix> But I'm more than happy to support the scene/con, so it's not a big deal
15:37 < Mercster> also there are no talks
15:37 < Mercster> except drunken rants
15:38 < Mercster> aestetix: i would have appreciated a little more pop'n'locking from you at PN
15:38 < Mercster> thats the best way you can support it
15:38 <@Corydon76-dig> aestetix: charging is really just about breaking even on the costs
15:38 <@aestetix> Corydon76-dig: I know.
15:38 <@Corydon76-dig> aestetix: the years jonnyx ran a free con, he lost his ass every single year
15:39 <@aestetix> I'm aware that jonnyx lost like over $500 every year
15:39 <@aestetix> like I said, I'm more than happy to support it...
15:39 <@Corydon76-dig> and that's just not sustainable
15:40 <@aestetix> Like, if the HaXXXor crew showed up at PN, I would raise serious shit
15:40 < scribbles> PN?
15:40 <@aestetix> PN = PhreakNIC
15:40 <@Corydon76-dig> scribbles: PhreakNIC
15:40 < scribbles> oh
15:40 < ware> jesus is this all you people do in here is chat?
15:41 <@aestetix> ware: how's the pig farm? Been avoiding the swine flu?
15:41 < ware> you'd think its some kinda internet relay chat room or something...
15:41 <@Corydon76-dig> scribbles: have you never been?
15:41 < ware> aestetix: your mom flys home on tuesday, but i think we're good
15:41 < Mercster> ware: LESS TYPEY FROM YOU
15:42 <@aestetix> * Unlubricated condoms
15:42 <@aestetix> * KY Jelly
15:42 <@aestetix> * Food coloring
15:42 <@aestetix> * Press and Seal wrap
15:42 <@aestetix> oops
15:43 < ware> ROFL
15:43 <@aestetix> plz ignore that
15:43 < Mercster> doesnt ky jelly damage condoms
15:43 < Mercster> yer on yer way to bacon lung, son!
15:43 <@Dagmar> Umm... No,
15:44 < Mercster> i guess im thinking of something else
15:44 < Mercster> ive used the KY liquid crap
15:44 < Mercster> but i figure thats made for boners with condoms on them
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15:45 <@Corydon76-dig> Much better is AstroGlide
15:45 < Mercster> the ky liquid is about the same as astroglide
15:45 <@Corydon76-dig> Not even
15:46 < Mercster> ill defer to your dry-hole experiences
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15:46 <@Evilpig> Corydon76-dig, Peaches84:  where is a pic of peaches?
15:46 < Mercster> aestetix: noone will do that
15:47 <@Corydon76-dig> Evilpig: on facebook
15:47 <@Evilpig> oh.  I haven't added you on there yet
15:48 <@Corydon76-dig> Yes you have
15:48 <@aestetix> wom 3
15:48 <@Corydon76-dig> You may not have added Peaches, though
15:48 <@aestetix> wow full of typos today
15:48 <@Evilpig> I need to take facebook back out of pirate
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15:55 <@Evilpig> I already had him in there.  duh huh.  I just didn't have that alias on him
15:55 <@m0j0-j0j0> Evilpig: you need a image place holder for those people you don't have images o
15:56 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: dont worry baby mine will be up tomorrow
15:56 < ware> 8==D <- how about that?
15:56 < Mercster> i know you're anxious
15:56 < Mercster> ware: you're exaggerating
15:56 < ware> http://abstract.quadspeedi.net/~w/lolmojo.gif
15:57 < Mercster> how many times do we get to see that a week
15:57 < Mercster> ballpark
15:57 < ware> probably .1?
15:57 < Mercster> im fuckin with ya
15:57 < ware> rite
15:58 < ware> http://abstract.quadspeedi.net/~w/lolmojo.gif
15:58 <@Evilpig> m0j0-j0j0: I have your pic.  I just haven't stuck it up there.  it was on a memory stick at my house that may or may not be at my apartment
15:58 < Mercster> see there you're already way off
15:58 < ware> way off what? http://abstract.quadspeedi.net/~w/lolmojo.gif
15:58 < Mercster> YOU ARE A BAD ESTIMATER SIR
15:58 < ware> <- baddest masturbator http://abstract.quadspeedi.net/~w/lolmojo.gif
15:59 < Mercster> it is a funny pic
15:59 < ware> yainorite? http://abstract.quadspeedi.net/~w/lolmojo.gif
15:59 < Mercster> it moves and everything
15:59 < ware> haha yah http://abstract.quadspeedi.net/~w/lolmojo.gif
15:59 < ware> stop trolling. http://abstract.quadspeedi.net/~w/lolmojo.gif
16:00 < Mercster> ITS ALL I KNOW
16:00  * Mercster runs off crying
16:00 < ware> ugg im rdy to gtfoutta ehre
16:01 < Mercster> 5pm
16:01 < Mercster> hmm, tornado warning
16:01 < Mercster> monroe, blount
16:01 < Mercster> who cares
16:01 <@Evilpig> syncing the latest stats now
16:01 < ware> srsly tho, me and timoguin are kayaking / camping on percy
16:02 < ware> so if theres a tornado in that area yall be sure to lol@it
16:02 < Mercster> ill pour out likka for ya
16:02 <@Evilpig> sent 1.10M bytes  received 215.00K bytes  26.10K bytes/sec
16:02 <@Evilpig> total size is 24.85M  speedup is 18.86
16:02 < Mercster> ware: EAS says you should just kayak into a basement or bottom floor
16:02 < Mercster> its not that hard
16:02 < Mercster> stay away from windows
16:03 < ware> hahaha
16:03 < Mercster> in the woods
16:04 <@remoford> prolly best to actually be on the lake
16:04 <@remoford> a) debris not as bad
16:04 < Mercster> b) you drown
16:05 < Mercster> easy!
16:05 < ware> eh
16:05 <@remoford> b) if you get picked up better chance of landing on water than on a roof
16:05 < ware> if you were in teh water
16:05 <@Dagmar> Or you could just capsize and fucking drown on the spot
16:05 < ware> you'd have to be in some really high wind to get jerked up out
16:05 < Mercster> ive heard tornados are pretty fast
16:05 < Mercster> who knows tho
16:05 <@Dagmar> ...which is basically what's going to happen once the winds get to about 60-70mpg
16:05 < ware> id be out of the kayak for sure, only my head out of the water
16:05 < Mercster> the scientists dont
16:05 <@Dagmar> s/mpg/mph/;
16:06 <@remoford> well, if a capsize is gonna drown you w/ a kayak youre pretty fucked
16:06 <@Dagmar> ware: Probably the smartest thing you could do short os bringing a scuba tank
16:06 <@remoford> usually good to know how to swim
16:06 < Mercster> you may have to give tim hot mouth to mouth
16:06 < Mercster> so, ya know
16:06 < Mercster> prepare for that
16:06 <@remoford> lipstick
16:06 < Mercster> play it out in your mind over and over
16:06 < Mercster> for readiness
16:08 < ware> Dagmar: would you and yours be in for a se2600 canoe / camping trip?
16:08 < ware> i want to send out something to the list but i dunno who would want to go
16:09 <@Dagmar> Well, except for the fact that it's outdoors, in the daytime, there's bugs, and I have contact lenses, no
16:09 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: the real issue is that currently people are going to think I'm shadowmoss.  While I <3 shadowmoss, I would hate for ware to start hitting on me cause he thinks I'm a girl again.
16:09 < ware> hahaha
16:10 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: i hear ya
16:10 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: i was hoping you were a chick but oh well
16:10 < ware> k
16:10 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: actually he's probably running it early for my sake
16:10 < Mercster> cuz i uploaded my hotness
16:10 < Mercster> and who doesnt want to get to know merc better
16:10 <@m0j0-j0j0> I'll make sure to pack a pair of clean underpants
16:11 <@m0j0-j0j0> Evilpig: steal with photo off my facebook page... the one you took back at the con was like 60#s ago
16:11 < Mercster> http://static.twitter.com/images/maintenance.png
16:12 < Mercster> my pic is a little old
16:13 < Mercster> main difference from PN is i had a badass beard
16:13 < Mercster> that everyone was jealous of
16:13 < Mercster> in the pics i keep it strictly goatee
16:13 < Mercster> for the irc babes
16:14 < ware> i sended to the list
16:14 < ware> plz respond
16:14 < Mercster> ahh there i am
16:14 < Mercster> Evilpig: good crop, hoss
16:15 < Mercster> oh great, my quote
16:15 < Mercster> "the ky liquid is about the same as astroglide"
16:15 < Mercster> Evilpig: hurry, back out the changes
16:15 < Mercster> j/k
16:16 <@m0j0-j0j0> dood... grow the full beard back.. anything you can do to cover that up has got to be a ++
16:16 < Mercster> i dunno
16:16 < Mercster> actually i have the full beard now
16:16 < Mercster> not as good as at PN
16:16 < Mercster> but its pretty full
16:17 < Mercster> but i think for next PN im gonna reveal more of the wonder that is my face
16:17 < Mercster> so you can see it in 3d
16:17 <@polerin> **hurk**
16:18 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: seriously... you look like a body piercer I once knew that made the f2m jump
16:18 < Mercster> remember...this is the internet...every disparaging comment you make about my pic only means you wish it was you :(
16:18 < Mercster> i know all the tricks :(
16:18 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: hmm, never done that
16:18 < Mercster> piercing or f2m jump
16:18 <@polerin> Oh you've got me :P
16:18 < Mercster> polerin: i know i do
16:20  * m0j0-j0j0 has had more than 20 piercings over the course of his life.
16:20 < Mercster> ive just had my ears
16:20 <@polerin> Two.  total.  Ears :P
16:20 < Mercster> i have 5 tats tho
16:20 <@polerin> thought about doing more, but none so far
16:20 < Mercster> ink bothers me less than chunks of metal
16:21 < ware> lol i left .com off my mail to the list
16:21 < Mercster> win!
16:21 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: when I was ready to start getting tats I went to someone to get my art done.. I told them I wanted to get a tat of Neptune and they told me they didn't need any time to draw that up.... followed by the comment "that's the red one with the black spot.. right?"
16:22 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: wtf?
16:22 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: i assume you mean the deity
16:22 < Mercster> or, they just have the wrong planet
16:22 <@m0j0-j0j0> I did
16:22 < Mercster> so even on planets they were wrong :)
16:23 <@polerin> heh
16:23 <@Dagmar> Just get a cop to shoot you in the arm with a rubber bullet, and when the bruise turns green, you're done
16:23 <@m0j0-j0j0> he thought a fat ass would have the laargest planet in the solar system tat'ed on their back... what a moron.. then .. he got the wrong damn planet
16:23 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: ehh well, you cant expect everyone to be familiar with the graeco-roman pantheon
16:23 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: did you get neptune afterall?
16:24 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: no, I took that as a sign from whatever god you want to believe in that me getting a tat was just not meant to happen
16:24 < Mercster> haha
16:24 < Mercster> right
16:24 < Mercster> take a hint
16:25 < Mercster> oh well
16:25 < Mercster> some places are really good, some arent
16:25 < Mercster> the place all the college kids go to that looks too clean is usually not it
16:25  * ware got jupiter tattoo'd on his left nut
16:25 < Mercster> ware: distracting
16:26 <@m0j0-j0j0> ware: that's a sore
16:26 < Mercster> yeah where i come from thats called "genital warts"
16:26 < ware> ohh...
16:26 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: you wanna strike a balance between pristine sanitation, and the place that looks like the bikers go. they usually know what they're doing and are a little more clued in
16:27 < Mercster> like, they'd probably understand neptune, ya know
16:27 < Mercster> theyve been around awhile
16:27 < Mercster> they're into pagan imagery
16:27 <@m0j0-j0j0> Cathulu
16:27 < Mercster> chulhu would be one ugly tattoo
16:27 <@m0j0-j0j0> climbing out of my ass crack
16:28 < Mercster> haha
16:28 < Mercster> right, right
16:28 < Mercster> honestly, the best tattoo ive ever seen is a very simple one
16:28 < Mercster> on that guy from jackass, steve-o
16:28 < Mercster> "your name here" on his ass
16:28 < Mercster> somehow, thats just fucking genius
16:28 < Mercster> i wish id have thought of it
16:30 < ware> what is latin for 'choice'
16:30 <@polerin> you would be impressed by that
16:30 <@polerin> :P
16:30 < ware> truth is veritas
16:31 < Mercster> choicitas
16:31 < Mercster> polerin: please stop flirting with me thx
16:31 < Mercster> ware: does google translate have latin?
16:31 <@m0j0-j0j0> polerin: yeah, you should really wait until you're properly vaccinated
16:32 <@polerin> trust me, I'm not flirting with you.
16:32 < ware> negative
16:32 < Mercster> "Exitum unaquaeque habet optio".
16:32 < ware> polerin: stop trolling
16:32 < Mercster> thats "every choice has consequences"
16:32 < Mercster> so just figure out which one is choice
16:32 < Mercster> and you're golden
16:32 < ware> i wanted to get 'choice' and 'truth' on the backs of my arms
16:32 < ware> but not so far down that they show when i wear a polo
16:33 < ware> in latin*
16:33 < Mercster> 4 of mine are on my forearms
16:33 < Mercster> impossible to hide
16:33 <@m0j0-j0j0> I was going to get a boot print on the side of my neck, but I didn't think that would be all that good for my professional life.
16:33 < ware> or go straight matrix and do "know thyself"
16:33 < ware> on my back
16:33 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: heh
16:33 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: figure out a career in extreme sports or something before you do the nexk tattoo thing
16:33 <@polerin> heh
16:33 < Mercster> i have a big religious themed piece i want for my back
16:33 < Mercster> but itll be very expensive and take a long time
16:33 < Mercster> so doubt ill ever get it
16:33 < Mercster> maybe someday
16:33 < ware> rofl i read that as rebel flag for some reason
16:34 < ware> with a naked angel holding an ak47 and a can of budwieser
16:34 < Mercster> im a redneck but i aint that bad
16:34 < ware> standing atop a 4x4 ford jacked up
16:34 <@polerin> I want a tattoo eventually, but it's going to be one I draw
16:34 < ware> hahaha
16:34 < Mercster> i already have an american flag
16:34 < Mercster> on my left forearm
16:34 <@polerin> and I'm not happy with what I've got so far.
16:34 < ware> i have no tatts :(
16:34 < ware> whatchu got so far polerin
16:35 <@polerin> nothing on my body, I was talking about ideas/drawings
16:35 < ware> oohh
16:35 < ware> my brother has a few on his arms, lemme find em
16:35 < Mercster> i drew all mine except one....i designed it but then let the artist go nuts on it
16:35 <@polerin> it's likely going to be something based around a triquetra, but altered to fit my doodling style
16:35 < Mercster> and im glad i did but its probably the most artistic one i have
16:36 <@polerin> http://leainshadow.deviantart.com/art/Curves1-29782396 something of that style, but more focused
16:36 < ware> http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs004.snc1/2799_618164087435_38412011_36088454_6084192_n.jpg
16:36 < ware> cant really see em
16:36 < ware> but hes on the left
16:36 < Mercster> polerin: how...formless
16:36 <@polerin> Mercster: as I said, more focused
16:36 < Mercster> yea on his biceps there
16:37 < ware> polerin: you were talkin about tatts like Mirror's Edge chick has
16:37 < Mercster> hard to see
16:37 < ware> i liked those
16:37 <@polerin> yeah, sorta
16:37 <@polerin> I did too
16:37 < ware> http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs004.snc1/2799_618164082445_38412011_36088453_3611022_n.jpg
16:37 <@polerin> I don't want to copy it directly though
16:37 < ware> hahaha
16:37 < Mercster> nah get something personal that means something to you
16:37 < Mercster> thats the trick
16:38 < Mercster> then youll never regret them
16:38 <@polerin> yeah
16:38 < ware> if you think that reflects you then go fo rit
16:38 < Mercster> getting something cuz it "looks cool" is a dangerous game
16:38 <@polerin> Mercster: I've doodled like that for 15 years
16:38 < Mercster> you might like it forever, you may not
16:38 < ware> i still may get lara croft on my right calf
16:38 <@polerin> I can control it more, I've just not cared enough to actually focus it
16:38 < Mercster> ware: haha, lose :)
16:38 < ware> negative
16:38 < ware> im a gamer h0
16:39 < Mercster> thats a lose good buddy
16:39 <@polerin> or to find an inker I trust to not fuck up the curves
16:39 < Mercster> well hey if you like it
16:39 < Mercster> fuck me
16:39 <@polerin> because it's really easy to fuck that up
16:39 < ware> yuh
16:39 < Mercster> they transfer whatever you give them onto a pattern on your arm
16:39 < Mercster> unless you're with a real jackass, what you draw will be on your arm
16:39 <@polerin> ;P
16:39 <@polerin> yeah I understand
16:40 <@polerin> I just...  Haven't cared enough
16:40 <@polerin> and it's not going to be an arm tat anyway.  You two are going to laugh your ass off about it but I want it lower back.
16:40 < Mercster> yeah thats actually pretty hilarious
16:40 <@polerin> :P
16:40 < Mercster> but ill spare you the "hahaha"
16:40 < Mercster> ill laugh on the inside
16:40 <@polerin> yeah yeah I know.
16:41 < ware> ill get him to send me some
16:41 < ware> theyre really cool
16:41 <@polerin> I may end up doing something going up the back instead
16:41 < ware> one of them is a band that says 'beware the fury of a patient man'
16:41 < ware> leet font face too
16:41 <@m0j0-j0j0> I've been thinking about putting something on my upper back, but the deal is that I always end up asking myself "how will I feel about that when I'm 80?"
16:41 <@polerin> ok enough kris kristopherson.
16:42 < ware> anyways, off to kayak in a tornado
16:42 <@polerin> m0j0-j0j0: yeah.
16:42 < ware> dont live for your 80s
16:42 < ware> live for the now
16:42 <@m0j0-j0j0> and the truth is I don't think that this 'tribal' stuff is going to be all that cool when I'm 80
16:42 < ware> the only person that will see it then is ppl you love
16:42 < ware> you spouse and your doctor
16:42 <@m0j0-j0j0> ware: do you know me?
16:42 <@polerin> :P
16:42 < ware> FUCK YOU PAY ME
16:42  * ware out
16:42 < Mercster> if you guys watched SNL youd have seen the commercial for turlington's lower back tattoo remover...they show you a time lapse of a really cool lower back tattoo on a young chick that says "pretty lady", ir morphs over the years and it ends up saying "pretty sad"
16:43 <@polerin> heh
16:43 < Mercster> its a riot
16:43 < Mercster> i have 1 on my stomach and 4 on my forearms, things cant get too bad
16:44 <@m0j0-j0j0> I had a friend with an arny boot tat the ended up looking like a stiletto boot
16:44 < Mercster> the only way the stomach one will suck is if i lose a fuckton of weight and..heh...HEH...WE KNOW THAT AINT HAPPENIN'!
16:44  * Mercster swigs beer
16:45 <@Dagmar> m0j0-j0j0: honestly, it'll proably look better than some cartoon character no one gives a shit about anymore
16:46 < Mercster> Dagmar: you should get a yosemite sam tattoo
16:46 < Mercster> it just feels right
16:46 <@m0j0-j0j0> Captain Caveman!
16:46 < Mercster> hah
16:46 < Mercster> how about peter bailey
16:46 < Mercster> peter bailey tattoo
16:47 < Mercster> shoulderblade
16:47 < Mercster> perfect
16:47 <@polerin> Dangermouse!
16:47 <@Dagmar> I was thinking "Dora the Explorer"
16:47  * Mercster frowns
16:47 <@m0j0-j0j0> I advised someone to get a woodchuck tat, but I think that woodchuck isn't going away any time soon
16:47 <@m0j0-j0j0> dangermouse would be the shit
16:47 < Mercster> a woodchuck chucking wood?
16:48 <@m0j0-j0j0> or penvil
16:48 <@m0j0-j0j0> snoopy/woodchuck woodchuck
16:49 < Mercster> i dunno, im more the serious tattoo type
16:49 <@m0j0-j0j0> of course everyone will know who mojo-jojo is forever
16:49 < Mercster> all my shit is pretty serious
16:49 < Mercster> ideological, even
16:49 < Mercster> m0j0-j0j0: guess what's tattood across my stomach in gothic letters
16:49 <@m0j0-j0j0> forehead here?
16:49 < Mercster> shoulda thought of that...
16:50 <@m0j0-j0j0> I'm with stupid
16:50 < Mercster> HEAD DOWN SOUTH BITCH!
16:50 <@m0j0-j0j0> call 911?
16:50 < Mercster> nah j/k
16:50 <@m0j0-j0j0> HIV+
16:50 < Mercster> HAHAHAAH
16:51 < Mercster> thats another good one
16:51 <@m0j0-j0j0> "keep going... you're almost there"
16:51 < Mercster> "i wasnt always this fat"
16:51 <@m0j0-j0j0> "if you're reading this you're another skeazy hooker"
16:51 < Mercster> "IM BIG BONED"
16:52 < Mercster> "the last person to see this part of me was mom"
16:52 < Mercster> naaaah man
16:52 < Mercster> ITS OBVIOUS
16:52 < Mercster> WHO AM I
16:52 <@m0j0-j0j0> it says...
16:52 <@m0j0-j0j0> M0j0's Boy?
16:52 < Mercster> ...
16:52 < Mercster> it was suppposed to be a surprise :(
16:53 < Mercster> you aint even tryin
16:53 < Mercster> MERC
16:53 <@m0j0-j0j0> but you don't shoot people
16:53 < Mercster> its not short for mercenary
16:53 < Mercster> or mercedes
16:53 < Mercster> or mercury
16:53 <@m0j0-j0j0> mercantile
16:53 < Mercster> or anything
16:53 < Mercster> its just me
16:54 <@m0j0-j0j0> ...
16:54 <@m0j0-j0j0> I think I like my version better.
16:55 < Mercster> you had some good ideas
16:55 < Mercster> i liked HIV+ especially
16:55 < Mercster> except i dunno if chicks would get the joke
16:55 < Mercster> it might limit my boning opportunities
16:55 <@m0j0-j0j0> I wouldn't take the chance
16:55 < Mercster> i hear ya
16:55 <@m0j0-j0j0> people get all pissy when you joke about HIV
16:55 < Mercster> eh
16:56 < Mercster> you've noticed im worried about offending ppl
16:56 <@m0j0-j0j0> Mercster: well, if you're about to get some... I'm sure you become more concern about it
16:56 < Mercster> true
16:56 < Mercster> but hell man
16:56 < Mercster> ive got an american flag on my forearm
16:56 < Mercster> thats enough to piss off some people
16:56 < Mercster> as sad as that is
16:57 < Mercster> and thats not even my most offensive tattoo
16:57 <@m0j0-j0j0> if I liked BSD better I would get a tat of the logo
16:58 < Mercster> yea that wouldnt be a bad one
16:58 < Mercster> dual purpose
16:58 < Mercster> ppl in the know would think its leet
16:58 < Mercster> and otherwise its just kind of a cool thing anyway
16:58 < Mercster> penguin, not so much
16:58 < Mercster> (for me)
16:59 < Mercster> dont wanna offend penguin tattoo owners out there
16:59 <@m0j0-j0j0> headed to the head... bbiaf
16:59 <@m0j0-j0j0> oh.. fack that
16:59 <@m0j0-j0j0> it's 6
17:00 <@m0j0-j0j0> I'm headed to the gym
17:00 <@m0j0-j0j0> Sholom bitch
17:00 < Mercster> later
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17:02 < Mercster> flying fuck helicopter http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/b527/
17:20 <@aestetix> Hmm.
17:21 <@aestetix> What would happen if you tried to name someone using a media other than words?
17:21 <@aestetix> So rather than calling a guy "john", you call him the sound of a song
17:21 < Mercster> yeah that'd be uh
17:21 < Mercster> queer
17:23 < Mercster> aestetix: almost time for the nightly news
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17:53 <@Dagmar> Well, this should come as no suprise, but the most recently deceased machine here seems to have had either a motherboard failure, or Dell just put FAR too much fucking heat-sink compound on the CPU
17:53 <@Dagmar> Like, easily three to four times too much.
17:54 <@Dagmar> ALl down one side of the CPU the stuff was dried out and sicolored
17:54 <@Dagmar> s/sicolored/discolored/
17:54 < Mercster> storm's about to hit knoxvegas
18:02 < Mercster> jim lehrer, take me away
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18:12 <@Evilpig> someone, anyone quickly.  secure imap port
18:14 <@Dagmar> imaps		993/tcp	   # imap4 protocol over TLS/SSL
18:14 <@Dagmar> imaps		993/udp
18:14 <@Dagmar>  /exec -o grep -i imaps /etc/services
18:17 <@Evilpig> imaps	 	993/tcp				# IMAP over SSL
18:17 <@Evilpig> imaps	 	993/udp				# IMAP over SSL
18:17 <@Evilpig> handy
18:17 <@juice> drop off the -o and it displays locally to you :P
18:18 <@Dagmar> hehe
18:20 < Mercster> heeeeee
18:21 <@Evilpig> this is pissing me off
18:21 <@Evilpig> a0001 NO LOGIN failed.
18:22 < Mercster> you including full email addy?
18:22 < Mercster> @blah.fuk
18:22 < Mercster> sometimes it needs that
18:22 <@Evilpig> no.# Choose POP3 or IMAP4 (recommended) in My incoming server...
18:22 <@Evilpig> # Fill in the following information:
18:22 <@Evilpig> * Incoming mail: owa018.msoutlookonline.net * Outgoing mail: smtpx18.msoutlookonline.net
18:22 <@Evilpig> Click Next
18:22 <@Evilpig> # Fill in the following information:
18:22 <@Evilpig> * Account name: mike_howardbooks * Password: Type your mailbox password
18:22 <@polerin> meh, Don't think there is, but is there a way to specify a seperate create mask for subdirectories of a share?
18:22 < Mercster> no idea with outlook online
18:22 <@polerin> samba obviously :P
18:23 <@Evilpig> I pulled that right off their page that has my step-dad's settings on it
18:23 <@Evilpig> the smtp works the incoming doesn't
18:25 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: You'd have flipped if you'd seen how much heat sink compound was in that dead machine
18:25 <@Evilpig> imap4-sslI585/tcpIIII# IMAP4+SSL (use 993 instead)  <-- 585 doesn't work either
18:25 <@Evilpig> I bet a ton
18:25 <@Evilpig> did you test the PS ?
18:25 <@Dagmar> Yep.  Easily 3-4x what shoud have been in there
18:25 <@Dagmar> There's not much point
18:26 < Mercster> youve processed too much porn
18:26 <@Evilpig> is it cooked?
18:26 <@Dagmar> Not only was the heat sink compound dried up and cracked, it was serioulsy discolored along the upper edge of the CPU
18:26 <@Dagmar> So either the CPU finally up and died, or the motherboard ate it
18:26 <@Dagmar> I almost get the feeling they were designed with that as a race condition against motherboard failure
18:27 < Mercster> ive seen dried heat compound zillions of times, doesnt matter much as long as its still conducting the heat. but dripping down into other places is probably Not Good (tm)
18:29 <@polerin> Mercster: meh, not really.  Dag's right, you only want enough to fill in the imperfections on the surface of the chip and on the heatsink
18:29 <@polerin> other than that you want as much actual contact between the two components as possible
18:29 <@Dagmar> Basically, you smear on *just* enough that the paste can't be seen through anymore, and no more than that
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18:30 <@Dagmar> It's only supposed to facilitate heat conduction in those weird places that are not _quite_ perfectly smooth and flat
18:30 < Mercster> yea theories are awesome
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18:30 <@Dagmar> Thermal paste actually does a *shitty* job of conducting heat compared to a metal-on-metal join.
18:31 <@Dagmar> So, the less, the better.  But it beats small air gaps.
18:32 <@polerin> ^^what he said.
18:33 <@polerin> I mean if it's not TOO hot it likely wont matter, but its not a great idea to just slather it on.
18:34 <@Dagmar> It's a _bad_ idea.
18:34 <@Dagmar> It'll reduce the heat transfer to the heat-sink
18:34 < Mercster> i dont know that i ever said otherwise
18:35 < Mercster> all i said was that just because its dried doesnt mean its not doing its job
18:35 < Mercster> no comment on the quantity
18:35 < Mercster> besides, dripping down is bad
18:44 < Mercster> basically i just take a handful and throw it at the motherboard
18:44 < Mercster> call it good
18:45 < Mercster> then i rub it on my tits and power up
18:45 < Mercster> let things happen naturally
18:46 < Mercster> dont rush it
18:57 < Mercster> polerin: have some cock soup http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/6960/cocksoupmc6.jpg
18:57 < Mercster> sfw
19:04 <@polerin> no thanks, I prefer wonton.
19:05 < Mercster> i like beef and barley
19:05 <@Dagmar> Pfft.
19:05 < Mercster> excuse you
19:05 <@Dagmar> ...watching Windows Update download the cumulative patch for IE7 after it just downloaded IE8
19:05 <@Dagmar> Branes!
19:06 < Mercster> seems when it decides you get updates is a bit random
19:09 <@polerin> Dagmar: technically it could be neccisary.  If you've got both installed yehknow.
19:10 <@Dagmar> I just don't see the point in patching something that's about to be uninstalled.
19:11 <@Dagmar> At least it didn't make me reboot the fucking computer
19:11 <@Dagmar> Sheeet.   The new battery reports 4:52 remaining from 100%
19:11 <@Dagmar> $72 well spent.
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19:21 < [1NF0]> hmm... anybody have a favorite FOSS bandwidth monitoring and notification tool? Was going to use InterMapper, but surprised it isn't FOSS
19:22 <@sdodson> [1NF0]: munin + nagios?
19:23 < [1NF0]> Munin looks ineresting... thanks sdodson
19:24 <@sdodson> Alright, storage controller says you must have component A of atleast version 2, 3, or 4. Component B of version 5. If I have component A of version 2. But component B is not of version 5 but in order to get component B to version 5 I need to install component A version 3 do you think  I can just install the new version and component rev component B at the same time?
19:24 <@sdodson> [1NF0]: don't use it, it's buggy shit
19:24 <@sdodson> [1NF0]: Actually, I just hear it has bad scaling issues.
19:25 <@sdodson> some people seem to be advocating collectd.
19:25 <@sdodson> Nagios can do reporting on critical values but it doesn't really do trending pretty graphs for managers.
19:25 <@sdodson> So many nagios + cacti?
19:27 < [1NF0]> hmm
19:27 < [1NF0]> I've used MRTG
19:27 < [1NF0]> arg
19:28 <@tcstool> MRTG is quite good
19:29 < [1NF0]> was hoping to get one solution that does bandwidth monitoring, other monitoring (ex: other SNMP stuff, basic ping, etc), and alterts...
19:29 <@tcstool> Well if you can get Nagios to handle NetFlow traffic, you'd be in business
19:29 < [1NF0]> Was pretty sold on Splunk, but their sales guys failed to call me back twice
19:30 <@tcstool> I've never tried that but I'm sure somebody somewhere has pulled it off
19:30 <@tcstool> You could always buy CS-MARS :-)
19:31 < [1NF0]> this is non-cisco equipment fwiw (CS-MARS and NetFlow suggests Cisco stuff)
19:31 <@tcstool> CS-MARS isn't limited to Cisco
19:31 <@tcstool> it does everything
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19:32 <@tcstool> what kind of gear is it?
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19:32 <@tcstool> I mean realistically anything that will push the data you're looking to capture back via SNMP OIBs should be able to be monitored by Nagios
19:33 <@tcstool> But as far as trend reporting, I"m not sure that Nagios would do what you're looking for
19:33 <@tcstool> Like sdodson said
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19:58 <@sdodson> [1NF0]: Do you need paid splunk?
19:59 < [1NF0]> sdodson: for what we were planning to use it for, we would
20:00 < [1NF0]> but they've been contacted twice, transferred to another internally, "will call back", no call back.  not needing it that badly where I have to chase down their salesfolk
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21:15 <@Dagmar> Oh oh
21:15 <@Dagmar> The mayor is planning on having the new buses able to signal lights to change
21:15  * Dagmar gets excited
21:16 <@Corydon76-dig> Dagmar: you're going to sit and wait with an RF scanner?
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21:19 <@sdodson> Why do you think it's RF?
21:20 <@Corydon76-dig> sdodson: I believe that's the common tech
21:20 <@Corydon76-dig> I suppose it could be IR, though
21:22 <@sdodson> Corydon76-dig: it's mother fuck'n lasers!
21:23 <@Corydon76-dig> sdodson: are they attached to ravenous salmon?
21:24 <@sdodson> I don't know.
21:24  * sdodson goes walkabout for 15 minutes or so
21:26 <@Catonic> `yay, walkabout
21:31 <@Dagmar> Whether it's IR or RF or lasers is somewhat irrelevant, because it's a rather iconic thing to try to hack
21:31 <@Dagmar> It'll be hard, it'll require research and investigation, and it'll likely be complex.
21:37 <@Catonic> they have the strobe prompter on all the firetrucks here
21:38 <@Catonic> which is pointless, since most trucks get stuck in traffic far, far beyond the reach of the sensors
21:40 <@sdodson> oh well, it's not like it's doing harm
21:41 <@Catonic> so I actually showed up with a sheet of paper before court with my name, and under nick-names I had: "Get of my lawn!"
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22:01 < xGeek> What can I replace gidentd with on my server? I don't want it listening on all of my IP addresses, but gidentd.conf is "just a place holder"...
22:01 < xGeek> What do you guys use?
22:04 <@Dagmar> oidentd
22:05 <@Dagmar> Anyway, you can't just put drop rules in for port 113 on the other interfaces?
22:05 < xGeek> sure but that seems like a hack
22:05 < xGeek> I want to tell the server what IP to listen on
22:05 < xGeek> daemon rather
22:05 <@Dagmar> No, an ident server that doesn't allow you to tell it what interface to bind to is a hack.
22:05 < xGeek> I agree.
22:05 <@Dagmar> Try oidentd.
22:05 < xGeek> Prior to this I never had a reason to look at my gidentd.conf
22:06 < xGeek> this is the first time I've had a server with multiple IPs.
22:06 <@Dagmar> http://freshmeat.net/projects/oidentd/ <-- very flexible, lets you bind by interface in standalone mode IIRC
22:08 < xGeek> Thank you.
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22:11 < R3d2Dawn> Anyone go see Star Trek last night?
22:11 < xGeek> waiting on iMax
22:12 < R3d2Dawn> I saw it last night in the IMAX
22:12 < R3d2Dawn> I went to the first showing
22:12 < R3d2Dawn> at 7PM
22:12 < xGeek> hmm.. I don't have tickets until this weekend.
22:12 < xGeek> wtf.. you're going to get my wife yelled at
22:13 < R3d2Dawn> but apparently there was one played wedneday night at the Regal Opry Mills IMAX. Some radio show gave out 200 tickets for it
22:14 < R3d2Dawn> Well I definately will not spoil it for you
22:14 < R3d2Dawn> but the actors they got to play all the main characters from the origional, sure did a damn good job.
22:15 < R3d2Dawn> I know my showing that I went to was totally sold out
22:15 < R3d2Dawn> all 500 seats
22:20 <@Evilpig> plants vs zombies.  WOOOOO
22:21 < oddball> There's a zombie on the lawn
22:21 <@Evilpig> did you buy it?
22:21 < oddball> not yet... I need to
22:21 <@Evilpig> they give you five registrations when you do
22:21 <@Evilpig> I just put it on mine and ashley's
22:22 < oddball> cool
22:25 <@Evilpig> zombie on a zamboney(sp?)
22:27 <@Dagmar> Close.  Zamboni iirc
22:38 < NotLarry> Evilpig: you on?
22:41 < NotLarry> ok, night kids
22:42 <@Evilpig> ys
22:44 <@Dagmar> So impatient!
22:47 <@Evilpig> 11:01 the cookies will be done
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23:38 <@Evilpig> oddball: http://wilpig.org/temp/taco.jpg
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23:49 <@sdodson> shit, I just got myself into some oldschool bofh using cat to rebuild your system type of stuff :(
23:50 < dc0de> sdodson, huh? using cat? and piping to files?
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23:55 <@sdodson> dc0de: yes
23:56 <@sdodson> well, that's the old legendary story, mine is a bit different
23:59 < dc0de> scary.
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