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00:46 <@sasquatc4> skype is free to dial out right? or do you have to pay for that now?
00:47 <@brimstone> to "skype out" ?
00:47 <@brimstone> you'v ehad to do that for wuite some time
00:47 <@brimstone> *quite
00:48 <@sasquatc4> k
00:48 <@sasquatc4> wierd, finally figured out how to dial this international number, and it sorta seems like it gets through, but then it says the subscriber you have dialed is busy now
00:48 <@sasquatc4> thats why i wasnt sure if it was cause skype needed money, or if they were actually busy
00:50 <@sasquatc4> hmm, and it seemed like it got through, but i have a feeling they never expect americans to call, didnt seem like they understood english
00:54 <@brimstone> well, to dial 1-800 numbers, you don't need to pay, to dial any other US number, you do
00:54 <@brimstone> no idea on international numbers
01:01 <@sasquatc4> sweeet
01:01 <@sasquatc4> it worked
01:01 <@sasquatc4> it was a hong kong #, got through, got problem solved
01:02 <@sasquatc4> their faq page must have been screwed up, they said if something was backordered they would ship everything else, well they dont, so i got them to cancel the one piece and send everything else
01:04 <@sasquatc4> i dunno if i get billed later or what, call cost 10 cents, but it never asked how i wanted to pay, it shows up in my account and everything
01:05 <@sasquatc4> oooh, i think first call is free
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09:05 < ware> happy cinco de mayo!
09:13 < miniMerc> WHO CARES
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09:15 <@nachoguy> mr0nin
09:16 <@Evilpig> this makes me happy.  not sure why. http://tofuttibreak.tumblr.com/post/88371443
09:17 <@nachoguy> piggie, you enjoying the vandy candy yet?
09:18 <@Evilpig> I haven't been outside the noc much.  but I can't complain about vandy
09:18 <@Corydon76-dig> nachoguy: not like he would be normally.  It's already summer
09:19 <@nachoguy> no summer classes?
09:19 <@Evilpig> plus I'll be on midnights normally
09:19 <@nachoguy> when they show up, go to class, lay out on the quad topless for an hour or so, then head to their next class?
09:19 <@nachoguy> have I been lied to?  =>
09:20 <@Corydon76-dig> This is the South.  They don't lie out topless
09:20 <@nachoguy> Actually, Pig, did you get my message the other day?
09:20 <@nachoguy> about not using uhaul, but renting a panel van from enterprise
09:20 <@nachoguy> $40 a day, no milage charges
09:22 <@Evilpig> I see nothing out there. http://webcams.vanderbilt.edu/thecommons/
09:22 <@Evilpig> yes I did.  but they were all rented out here in nashville and the one in murray didn't have them at all
09:23 <@nachoguy> ah
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10:05 < fall0ut> so bored
10:05 < miniMerc> do some xxxtreme sports
10:06 < fall0ut> im gonna do some xxxtreme going to lunch here ina few minutes
10:06 < fall0ut> fuck
10:06 < fall0ut> an hour
10:07 < miniMerc> haaaaa
10:07 < miniMerc> well eat something xxxtreme
10:07 <@Evilpig> three hours til my unemployment "hearing"
10:07 < miniMerc> Evilpig: oh did you appeal?
10:07 < fall0ut> I was hanging out with some people from murray state last night
10:08 < miniMerc> i coulda did that once but i didnt
10:16 <@Peaches84> hey Evilpig
10:16 <@Peaches84> how are you doing today?
10:28 < Synx_hm> i finally got the best of 2600
10:28 < Synx_hm> good read thus far
10:37 <@Evilpig> they denied it like two months ago and I appealed.  still fighting it
10:42 < miniMerc> Evilpig: nod
10:42 < miniMerc> good luck
10:43 < miniMerc> the time i was denied was...just messy. i coulda made a case, but it was hurtful due to a good friend involved, so just didnt bother
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10:45 <@Evilpig> I am fighting it on principle cause my former boss is being a dick about it
10:47 <@Drag0n`> i always find anonymous BSA reports to hostile bosses tend to get the point across, and sometimes they can be lucrative
10:47 <@Drag0n`> if you know they are clean, then the time is a hassle, if you know they are dirty, then you can get a reward
10:48 < miniMerc> ?
10:48 <@Drag0n`> Buisness Software Alliance, send in the goons to do a software audit
10:49 < miniMerc> i dont think id stoop to that
10:49 < miniMerc> course ive never had a horrible boss
10:49 < miniMerc> shitty maybe, not horrible
10:49 <@Drag0n`> i worked for one company where the owner was a tightwad, any expenditures over $100 needed his approval, they still had 20yo computers in the basement that he expected us in IT to use
10:50 < Synx_hm> i once pissed on the floor of my boss's office true story
10:50 <@Drag0n`> and he mandated pirated software if at all posible
10:50 < miniMerc> Synx_hm: cool
10:50 < miniMerc> Synx_hm: bladder control problems dont count tho
10:50 < Synx_hm> i was rather unhappy at the time
10:50 < Synx_hm> a childish stunt for sure, but it sure was funny at the time
10:51 <@Drag0n`> well, i dont know of a culture where that expression is a sign of praise or acceptance
10:51 <@Evilpig> Drag0n`: that is coming
10:52 <@Evilpig> I wasn't gonna drop to that level but he is fighting me over everything and it is really grating on me
10:52 <@Evilpig> BSA won't be the end of it either.  He's got a company well over 100 employees and isn't archiving his email per the federal mandate, either
10:53 <@Drag0n`> who better to know the companies dirty little secrets of software compliance than the person responsible for trying to keep them compliant
10:53 <@Drag0n`> is it a public or private company?
10:53 < miniMerc> history buffs:
10:53 < miniMerc> Vincent van Gogh did not cut off his own ear but lost it in a fight with fellow artist Paul Gauguin in a row outside a brothel, it has been claimed.
10:53 <@Evilpig> the way I see it.  I was very reasonable in what I asked for.  he had no reason to deny me my files and the phreaknic videos, etc.
10:53 <@Evilpig> private
10:54 <@Drag0n`> then he is not obligated to keep those records, SoX only covers publicly traded entities
10:55 <@Evilpig> that applied to the schools as well.  I could have sworn he was supposed to be archiving 
10:55 <@Drag0n`> schools fall under it due to the nature of the buisness
10:55 < miniMerc> bidniss
10:56 <@Drag0n`> but SOX was primarily amed at public entities and financial companies
10:56 <@Evilpig> oh well.  might not be able to get him for that but I do know he is misappropriating erate funds
10:56 <@Drag0n`> credic card companies also have PCI, and medical has HIPAA
10:57 <@Drag0n`> that is a different situation, if he has investers, then he has stocks, they may not be pubilcly traded, but THAT still falls under the SEC
10:57 <@Evilpig> 13 years I know lots of dirty little secrets.  if he tries to screw me out of my truck payments that I have in writing it will be on
10:58 <@Drag0n`> and the IRS and FBI dont look kindly to embezlement
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10:58 <@Evilpig> erate is gubment money for schools to buy equipment and services.  he charges X per year to erate for labor and it is always over charged.
10:58 <@Drag0n`> ahh
10:59 <@Drag0n`> well, that may be overlooks as its standard government practices
10:59 <@Drag0n`> everyone overcharges the gubment, $5000 hammers dont grow on tree's
11:00 <@Drag0n`> but you can get em at lowes for a lot cheaper
11:01 < miniMerc> lowes hammers do not pass IEEE
11:02 <@Evilpig> but when everyone is looking into erate over spending and shit is getting cut constantly.  it's a pretty big problem.  I had to doctor some machines in order for them to pass an erate audit
11:02 <@Drag0n`> not till you remove the stickers and submit it to the gubment for general use
11:03 <@Drag0n`> yeah, lots of eyes on government waste right now, especialy after the last 8 years of excessive waste
11:05 <@Evilpig> how is this different from sox? http://www.liveoffice.com/regulations/frcp.asp
11:05 <@Evilpig> I think this is the one that set all the schools going nutty about getting archiving in place
11:06 <@Drag0n`> not sure, not enough info to look at the loopholes and the scope of coverage
11:07 <@Drag0n`> any bill coming out of washington that is less that 1 page is entirely to vague to be effective, and anything 1 page or over is so full of loophols you can make a rug out of it
11:13 < miniMerc> weird
11:13 < miniMerc> theres a new commercial from wilfred brimley
11:13 < miniMerc> and as usual he says diabeetus through the whole thing
11:13 < miniMerc> except once
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11:13 < miniMerc> he actually says "diabeeteez" once
11:14 < miniMerc> STICK TO YOUR GUNS, WILFRED
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11:27 < sung> yo
11:27 < sung> q for you nashvegas guys
11:27 < sung> apparently there is some sort of 3ft rule at strip clubs
11:27 < sung> how do they make money up there
11:29 <@nachoguy> sung, by going to the adult clubs
11:29 <@nachoguy> lots of articles about it on the intertron.
11:29 < sung> intertron?
11:29 <@nachoguy> blag-o-sphere
11:29 <@nachoguy> inter-webs
11:30 <@nachoguy> world wide tubes
11:30 < sung> so what'sw an adult club?
11:31 <@Drag0n`> because most of the boys that go to those clubs still think they have a snow balls chance in hell of taking one of the dancers home in their broken hooptie's
11:31 <@nachoguy> you pay some cash to become a member
11:31 <@nachoguy> then you go in and it's a swingers club
11:31 <@nachoguy> by being a member's only club, they aren't held to the 3 foot rule
11:33 <@Drag0n`> but they still have to follow the prostitution laws
11:33 <@Drag0n`> so, still no touchie...at least, thats the official line
11:36 < sung> thanks for the information
11:36 < sung> i was curious
11:37 < miniMerc> its important to compile information on boobies
11:38 < miniMerc> so you can be an informed consumer
11:38 <@Drag0n`> i used to be a bouncer at a club in florida, its so fun to watch the audiance, the delusional fools
11:40 < miniMerc> maybe they just spend a couple of hours getting lost in a fantasy world
11:40 < miniMerc> like going to the movies and becoming frightened or happy about what you're watching
11:40 < miniMerc> you sound bitter
11:41 <@Corydon76-dig> Drag0n: not in Nashville, it's not.  They can do whatever they want, as it's a private club
11:42 <@Corydon76-dig> Drag0n: as long as none of the participants are being paid or are restrained without their consent, it's 100% legal
11:42 <@Drag0n`> hmm, odd
11:42 <@Corydon76-dig> Drag0n: once someone is paid, though, the 3 foot rule goes into effect
11:43 <@Drag0n`> interesting rules
11:44 <@Drag0n`> the last time i saw a dancer walk out with a customer, he droped a bundle of $100 on the table and asked her to come work at his club in vegas
11:44 <@Corydon76-dig> Drag0n`: not really.  Think of it as being the same as a hotel room, really.  If you could prevent them from doing it there, cops could prevent people from having sex in hotel rooms
11:44 <@Drag0n`> true
11:44 <@Drag0n`> just one of those creative loopholes
11:45 <@Corydon76-dig> I don't think of it as a loophole as much as an unintended consequence
11:46 <@Drag0n`> yeah, well, its probably not what the framers of the law originaly intended, so it fits the catagory of loophole
11:46 <@Corydon76-dig> Personally, I think the 3 foot rule is a load of bullshit; it just pushes the activity further underground where it cannot be regulated
11:46 <@Drag0n`> but, the day theis country gets over the whole sex taboo issue and moves on to more important things the better
11:47 < miniMerc> i hear europe is nice
11:47 <@Drag0n`> sex is legal, sellings legal, why isnt selling sex legal?
11:47 <@Corydon76-dig> Same for drugs.  Make it illegal and it cannot be regulated for the public good
11:47 <@Drag0n`> yep
11:47 <@Corydon76-dig> No more cutting cocaine with arsenic
11:48 <@Corydon76-dig> or wallboard
11:48 <@Drag0n`> but you can show a person bruitily murdered on tv during prime time, but show an acidental nip slip and all hell breaks loose
11:49 <@Corydon76-dig> Eh, you can't show a brutal murder, just the aftermath
11:49 <@Drag0n`> personaly, i would prefer kids learn about sex and grow up with that than friday the 13th , and grow up to do that
11:49 <@Corydon76-dig> Heh
11:50 < miniMerc> ya the US is so lame
11:51 < miniMerc> ^5
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12:03 <@Drag0n`> no, the US is so puritanical
12:04 <@Drag0n`> at least if it were lame, we could justify shooting it to get it over with
12:10 <@aestetix> are dc0de or shadow404 still aroudn?
12:13 < miniMerc> i see dc0de join/parting once in awhile
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12:13 < miniMerc> i think he may have typed a couple days ago
12:13 < miniMerc> havent seen shadow404
12:23 <@Catonic> shadow404 is trying to spawn a child process.
12:24 <@Drag0n`> hope he doesnt fory too soon
12:24 <@Drag0n`> fork
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12:25 <@Catonic> he and scotchick are part of a secret plot to breed a highlander that's physically as large as the kurgan
12:27 <@Drag0n`> forkin hell
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12:49 <@Evilpig> 1 more min then I have to call into my "hearing"
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13:02 < Vyrus001> sugestions on enterprise level gpg key servers? preferebly pure www?
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13:02 <@Dagmar> I don't think they really make "small scale" GPG servers
13:03 <@Dagmar> Either you've put the hardware into them or you've not
13:04 < Vyrus001> Dagmar: oh its hardware then
13:04 < Vyrus001> im just looking into running a company key server
13:04 <@Dagmar> Well, it's more of a matter of hardware
13:04 <@Dagmar> You can distribute GPG keys with LDAP even
13:04 < Vyrus001> yea i know
13:04 <@Dagmar> ...but basically, what keys.mit uses is pretty much "the thing"
13:04 < Vyrus001> what DO they use exactly?
13:04 <@Dagmar> The beta server pgp has would be cool if it were available
13:05 < Vyrus001> ghaha well yea
13:05 < Vyrus001> but there a big time llc now :D
13:05 <@Dagmar> http://pgp.mit.edu/about.html
13:05 <@Dagmar> "The server is running pks-0.9.6 originally written by Marc Horowitz, and is available for download from Sourceforge. "
13:05 < Vyrus001> guess ill have to get the src an dfind out
13:06 <@Dagmar> They really don't have to do a whole lot of work
13:06 <@Dagmar> You can probably rather easily make the thing look less barren with a bit of CSS hackery
13:07 <@Dagmar> Basically, all the thing does is store the keys in a DB and look them up
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13:48 <@Evilpig> the outcome of my unemployment hearing.  the CEO of my former company doesn't have to abide by the company handbook that he put out because he supposedly doesn't receive a paycheck from that company
13:50 <@brimstone> so, the CEO doesn't get paid from that company?
13:51 <@brimstone> the company in which he's the CEO?
13:51 <@brimstone> who pays him then? and what's the company handbook say?
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13:51 <@Evilpig> the company handbook basically says for any infraction of anything there is a zero tolerance policy
13:51 -!- aestetix changed the topic of #se2600 to: RIP fravia+
13:51 <@Evilpig> drunk at work.  fired
13:51 <@Evilpig> late.  fired
13:51 <@Evilpig> etc etc etc
13:52 <@Evilpig> I brought up the fact that if they are enforcing a document it should be applied unilaterally and firing me for getting pissed then he should be fired for having a bar on company grounds
13:53 <@Evilpig> oh and my boss wasn't my boss.  apparently I had two bosses.  the vice president of vice presidents and the ceo
13:53 <@Evilpig> yes she actually said vp of vp's
13:53 <@brimstone> that's a made up title
13:53 <@brimstone> also, if you had a vp of vps, i'd leave on that alone
13:54 <@Evilpig> she also told them that I only worked 8 hours a day.  and wasn't on call.  but since I was salary they required me to work when needed.  she acted astounded when I said I was working 8+ hours a day at the office and another 6-8 at home too
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14:48 <@M0j0-j0j0> Evilpig: (forgive me for not looking over the backscroll, but the truth is that I'm trying to make a point) You have a new job and you're still fighting with your old company?
14:49 <@Evilpig> I am fighting my old compnay for the last two months of unemployment
14:49 <@Evilpig> we aren't talking about a few bucks.  we're talking a few thousand
14:49 < ware> Evilpig: M0j0-j0j0 is noob, just excuse him
14:50 <@M0j0-j0j0> Evilpig: how many hours would you say you've put into fighting this.. including bitching about it?
14:51 < ware> principal dude
14:51 < ware> he was loyal and they fucked him
14:52 <@M0j0-j0j0> ware: if that was the answer he gave in the first place I wouldn't have a leg to stand on
14:52 <@M0j0-j0j0> ware: but it wasn't
14:52 <@Evilpig> M0j0-j0j0: not enough
14:53 <@Evilpig> $3320 <-- 8 weeks  I haven't put enough effort in yet
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14:53 < ware> information eleet, its been hashed out here plenty
14:54 <@M0j0-j0j0> love the one you're with
14:57 < ware> karma does wonders and im positive they will get theirs in some way/form/fashion
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14:57 <@M0j0-j0j0> Evilpig: I'm not saying they are right.. and I'm not saying that they shouldn't be punished.. and if you really feel you're making long lasting trouble for them than you should spend as much time as it takes you to feel better about it...  if in two months they've wasted more of your time and you aren't focused on your new gig and get fired for that... who wins
14:59 <@M0j0-j0j0> ware: karma is a bitch, and she's usually on time, but that doesn't mean that I get to always be the executioner of the people who wrong me
14:59 <@Evilpig> M0j0-j0j0: did I quit?
15:00 <@Evilpig> the thing is I am putting all my energy into my new job and am doing fine.  I am trying to collect on the money that I should have been getting while I was unemployed
15:00 <@Evilpig> I could have been making money in that time had they not forced me into a non-compete
15:00 <@Evilpig> in fact I could still be living in my house and not had to move if I wasn't locked in that non-compete
15:01 <@Evilpig> the unemployment doesn't affect them at all.  they've paid the premiums on me for 13 yrs.  i'm just cashing in on that insurance
15:02 <@M0j0-j0j0> Evilpig: so they are tormenting you and at then end of the day, no matter what the outcome... they aren't punished
15:03  * ware squeezes his soggy ball juice out onto M0j0-j0j0 
15:03 < ware> urnotdoinitrite
15:03 < ware> take what gets said in here as truth
15:04 <@Evilpig> oh they will get theirs.
15:04 <@nachoguy> goat urine ftw ?
15:05 <@M0j0-j0j0> ware: I'm just saying.. I know that it sucks not getting what you deserve but at some point you have to figure out the personal cost of chasing something down vs. the freedom of just letting it go
15:05 <@M0j0-j0j0> playin with my money is like playin with my emotions
15:06 <@Evilpig> I will let it go soon enough.  I am just going through the right channels to get what is mine
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15:06 <@M0j0-j0j0> but the one time in my life that I "screw it.. you can have everything, I'm done with this" was one of the best moments in my life.
15:07 <@M0j0-j0j0> cause the bitterness was only hurting me
15:07 < ware> true
15:08 < ware> just givin ya shit cause youre a homie
15:08 <@M0j0-j0j0> Evilpig: good luck with it.  I hope you get the money... I just think that staying upset about it all the tie until you do might not be worth it
15:08 <@M0j0-j0j0> ware: homie don't play dat
15:08 < ware> do da homie! do da homie! hahaha <3 Boondocks
15:09 <@Corydon76-dig> ware: try "In Living Color"
15:10 <@M0j0-j0j0> Evilpig: be methodical about the revenge.  Gracious victories are the best.  Tsun Tsu might have been on to something
15:10 <@M0j0-j0j0> Corydon76-dig: he's not old enough to know what that is
15:12 <@M0j0-j0j0> know thy enemy.
15:13  * M0j0-j0j0 hugs ware.
15:13 <@Evilpig> oh god.  in living color
15:14 <@M0j0-j0j0> Homie D. Clown
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15:14 <@M0j0-j0j0> "Homie don't play D.A.T."
15:24 < rhia> http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/2656/
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16:04 < ware> i like my beer like my women, thick and dark
16:06 <@M0j0-j0j0> rohypnol laced?
16:07 <@Corydon76-dig> M0j0-j0j0: Goth
16:08 <@nachoguy> constantly releasing co2?
16:10 < ware> no, thick and dark.
16:15 <@nachoguy> yeasty?
16:15 < ware> true
16:15 < ware> also, foamy
16:16 < ware> you ever bang a chick
16:16 < ware> and she gets the nacho cheese / frothy monkey thing going on
16:16 < ware> and you reach down and get a good bit on your finger
16:16 < ware> then smear it under her nose
16:17 < ware> and be like, "WOULD YOU EAT THAT? DIDNT THINK SO"
16:17 < ware> ?
16:17 <@nachoguy> ahh, you are a classy bastard, aren't you?
16:18 < ware> hahahaha
16:18 < ware> just another sick fuck
16:18 <@Catonic> So, I found a swinger party in town Saturday night.
16:19 <@nachoguy> nice
16:20 <@M0j0-j0j0> I was fixing a friends laptop only to find out they are part of a swingers group
16:20 <@M0j0-j0j0> if I was either one of them I'd be trying to fuck someone else too
16:21 < ware> haha my buddy on facebook goes
16:21 < ware> "with a little bit of head?"
16:23 <@M0j0-j0j0> ware: so you like them out of your life after about 2 minutes until the next very short term relationship starts
16:23 < ware> true
16:24 <@M0j0-j0j0> with your pick up strategy I don't imagine 2 minutes would be much of a problem ;)
16:24 < ware> "usually more than 2 or 3 in an hour"
16:24 < ware> rofl
16:25 <@M0j0-j0j0> ware: better when you take them out of the freezer?
16:26 <@M0j0-j0j0> occasionally better with salt
16:26 < ware> paid for
16:26 <@M0j0-j0j0> not flat?
16:26 <@M0j0-j0j0> not hot?
16:26 < ware> bubbly
16:26 <@M0j0-j0j0> easy to put down?
16:27 <@M0j0-j0j0> easy to pick up?
16:27 < ware> taken right out of the pitcher?
16:27 < ware> :( neg
16:27 <@M0j0-j0j0> with a born on date less than 2 weeks ago?
16:27 < ware> hahaha
16:27 < ware> imported
16:27 <@M0j0-j0j0> home made
16:28 <@M0j0-j0j0> better when shared with a group of friends
16:28 < ware> true
16:28 < ware> haha
16:29 <@M0j0-j0j0> gushing harder when correctly primed and pumped
16:30 <@M0j0-j0j0> tossed in the trash once used up
16:31 <@M0j0-j0j0> dangerous to be near once lit on fire.
16:33 <@nachoguy> in the shower
16:33 <@nachoguy> purchased in 6 packs
16:33 <@M0j0-j0j0> nachoguy: cold beer in the shower is the best
16:34 <@M0j0-j0j0> good for feeding to your plants
16:34 <@M0j0-j0j0> fun to feed to your animals
16:34 <@M0j0-j0j0> capable of killing fish
16:36 <@M0j0-j0j0> talked about all year long in Germany
16:37 <@nachoguy> hard to find a good one in Utah
16:38 <@M0j0-j0j0> avoidable before noon
16:38 <@M0j0-j0j0>     and completely on Sunday
16:39 <@M0j0-j0j0> "accidentally" dumped into the lap of some jackass how deserves it
16:40 <@M0j0-j0j0> s/how/who/
16:40 < ware> free
16:40 <@M0j0-j0j0> objectified
16:40 < ware> "although the ones that come in kegs can be difficult to carry by yourself up stairs...  you can get your deposit when you return it empty and used up."
16:40 < ware> rofl
16:41 <@M0j0-j0j0> easy to roll out the door when you're done with it
16:43 <@M0j0-j0j0> blond
16:43 <@M0j0-j0j0> stout
16:44 <@nachoguy> you don't buy them, you rent them
16:45 < ware> after you've had 6 in a row its time to take a nap
16:45 <@M0j0-j0j0> you build a pyramid out of what is left over after you're done
16:45 < ware> hehe
16:46 <@nachoguy> can be crushed and put in a plastic bag
16:46 <@M0j0-j0j0> worth 5 cents the next morning if you're in NJ and NY
16:46 <@M0j0-j0j0> s/and/or/
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16:55 <@M0j0-j0j0> drafted
16:55 <@M0j0-j0j0> tapped
17:00 <@nachoguy> responsible for the downfall of civilization in the middle east
17:01 <@M0j0-j0j0> well oiled with sharp teeth... oh.. wait.. that's a chainsaw... not beer.... nm
17:02 <@M0j0-j0j0> crammed in a bottle
17:02 <@M0j0-j0j0> unable to breath without me making it so
17:04 <@M0j0-j0j0> bitter and stale
17:04 < ware> top off
17:04 <@M0j0-j0j0> easy going down
17:05 <@M0j0-j0j0> cold as a mountain stream
17:05 <@M0j0-j0j0> the subject of jokes all my friends tell
17:05 <@Corydon76-dig> Typically warmer in Europe
17:06 <@M0j0-j0j0> typically stronger in Germany
17:06 <@Corydon76-dig> sweeter in Paris
17:06 <@M0j0-j0j0> stored in barrels
17:07 <@nachoguy> without a penis
17:07 <@M0j0-j0j0> something your father taught you how to enjoy
17:09 <@M0j0-j0j0> something to be controlled before it controls you.
17:10 <@M0j0-j0j0> nachoguy: that's what you think
17:11 <@nachoguy> you enjoy your beer and women each having a penis?
17:12 <@M0j0-j0j0> nachoguy: I imagine all beer has had <disgruntled employee's name here>'s penis dipped in it.
17:14 <@M0j0-j0j0> I know if I was a disgruntled employee at a beer company.. I don't think I would ever need a bathroom break
17:14 <@nachoguy> ah, but when you uncover it, you should find a penis
17:14 <@nachoguy> eer, shouldn;t
17:14 <@M0j0-j0j0> when you see the naked beer it should have no penis that you can see
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17:17 <@M0j0-j0j0> nachoguy: http://www.tobp.com/review/beer.asp?t=464
17:18 <@nachoguy> mj, same with a naked woman
17:19 <@nachoguy> also s/that you can see//g
17:19 <@Catonic> NAKED WOMEN!
17:21 <@M0j0-j0j0> nachoguy: so you wouldn't drink Young Dirty Dick's?
17:22 <@M0j0-j0j0> You might have had Dirty Dick's in your mouth and not even know about it
17:24 <@Catonic> Have you had Wang's in your mouth?
17:24 <@M0j0-j0j0> damn it! I can't believe that nobody has started a kitchy line of beers containing Penis in the name
17:25 <@nachoguy> nope, I'm rather particular about such things
17:25  * miniMerc stares
17:26 <@M0j0-j0j0> Dicksen Cider
17:27 <@nachoguy> Dicksen Cider box, Dicksen Cider cans, Dicksen Cider wide mouth.  You won't beleive how many ways you can get a Dicksen Cider
17:27 <@nachoguy> eer Dicken's cider
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17:51 <@M0j0-j0j0> peace
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18:28 < miniMerc> mmmhttp://www.funny-potato.com/food-stolen.html
18:29 < miniMerc> most important invention of the 21st century http://www.funny-potato.com/food-stolen.html
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20:11 <@sdodson> wtf is fravia+?
20:25 <@Dagmar> http://www.searchlores.org/
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