--- Log opened Sun Apr 12 00:00:56 2009 00:35 -!- Netsplit barjavel.freenode.net <-> irc.freenode.net quits: jeebusroxors, @I-MOD, Gatewayy, fall0ut 00:38 -!- Netsplit over, joins: @I-MOD, jeebusroxors, Gatewayy, fall0ut 00:49 -!- Netsplit barjavel.freenode.net <-> irc.freenode.net quits: jeebusroxors, @I-MOD, Gatewayy, fall0ut 00:50 -!- Netsplit over, joins: @I-MOD, jeebusroxors, Gatewayy, fall0ut 01:24 <@m0j0-j0j0> here? 01:27 < ware> stfu 01:28 -!- warrendubz [n=warrendu@adsl-074-185-104-108.sip.bna.bellsouth.net] has quit [Remote closed the connection] 01:28 < ware> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlEYat_UL5Y 01:53 <@m0j0-j0j0> warez: lolzstfu 01:54 < ware> lolz 02:05 < eryc> http://mashable.com/2009/04/11/stalkdaily-twitter/ 02:31 < eryc> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a11_1239425564 04:19 -!- AstralSin [n=savirc@97.81.141.96] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 07:42 -!- astralsin [n=savirc@97.81.141.96] has joined #se2600 10:41 < astralsin> why have i never heard a metal rendition of toccata and fugue? this song is fucking metal |m| 10:41 < astralsin> meh, those are not good ascii horns 10:41 < astralsin> i'm losing my touch, evidently 10:41 < astralsin> \m/ 10:41 < astralsin> there, that's better 10:45 * polerin blinks 10:56 <@sdodson> stop touching 10:56 < ware> im telling! 10:56 < ware> happah Easter 10:56 < astralsin> don't make me turn this car around! 10:57 < astralsin> happy zombie jesus day! 10:59 <@sdodson> astralsin: Why do you hate Easter? 10:59 -!- dc0de [n=dc0de@c-24-131-56-242.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 10:59 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de] by ChanServ 11:01 < astralsin> i don't hate easter 11:10 -!- jb7od [n=itsME@adsl-065-080-187-241.sip.bna.bellsouth.net] has quit ["Leaving"] 11:11 -!- dc0de changed the topic of #se2600 to: Happy Chocolate overdose day. 11:11 -!- dasunt [n=dasunt@unaffiliated/dasunt] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] 11:12 -!- dasunt [n=dasunt@71-34-16-154.mpls.qwest.net] has joined #se2600 11:26 -!- dasunt_ [n=dasunt@63-229-198-33.mpls.qwest.net] has joined #se2600 11:32 -!- dasunt__ [n=dasunt@63-229-196-170.mpls.qwest.net] has joined #se2600 11:32 -!- Peaches1984 [i=red@c-68-52-33-133.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 11:40 -!- dasunt [n=dasunt@71-34-16-154.mpls.qwest.net] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 11:46 -!- dasunt_ [n=dasunt@63-229-198-33.mpls.qwest.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 11:51 -!- Peaches1984 [i=red@c-68-52-33-133.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit ["This computer has gone to sleep"] 12:19 -!- dc0de_ [n=dc0de@adsl-065-012-181-014.sip.asm.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 12:19 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de_] by ChanServ 12:33 -!- dc0de [n=dc0de@c-24-131-56-242.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 12:33 -!- dc0de_ is now known as dc0de 12:36 -!- Falun [i=Richard@c-76-17-127-225.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 12:41 -!- jb7od [n=itsME@adsl-065-080-187-241.sip.bna.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 12:41 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o jb7od] by ChanServ 13:18 -!- dasunt [n=dasunt@63-228-47-121.mpls.qwest.net] has joined #se2600 13:29 -!- shadowmoss [n=shadowmo@ra.thehippo.net] has joined #se2600 13:30 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o shadowmoss] by ChanServ 13:31 <@shadowmoss> morning? 13:32 -!- dasunt__ [n=dasunt@63-229-196-170.mpls.qwest.net] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 13:36 <@Catonic> hey moss 13:36 * Catonic sprays anti-glomp spray 13:46 -!- dasunt_ [n=dasunt@216-160-23-164.mpls.qwest.net] has joined #se2600 13:52 -!- dasunt__ [n=dasunt@63-228-61-93.mpls.qwest.net] has joined #se2600 14:00 -!- dasunt__ [n=dasunt@63-228-61-93.mpls.qwest.net] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] 14:00 -!- dasunt [n=dasunt@63-228-47-121.mpls.qwest.net] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 14:00 -!- dasunt [n=dasunt@63-228-44-165.mpls.qwest.net] has joined #se2600 14:04 -!- dasunt_ [n=dasunt@216-160-23-164.mpls.qwest.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 14:09 <@Catonic> the captain is freed, three pirates are dead 14:09 <@Catonic> this is a sad, sad day for bucaneers everywhere 14:10 -!- dasunt_ [n=dasunt@63-228-42-214.mpls.qwest.net] has joined #se2600 14:17 -!- dasunt__ [n=dasunt@63-228-43-182.mpls.qwest.net] has joined #se2600 14:18 <@NotLarry> hey shadowmoss 14:18 <@NotLarry> ok, who has a collection of actuall CD's? 14:23 -!- dasunt [n=dasunt@63-228-44-165.mpls.qwest.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 14:26 -!- dc0de [n=dc0de@adsl-065-012-181-014.sip.asm.bellsouth.net] has quit ["Client Exiting"] 14:31 -!- dasunt_ [n=dasunt@63-228-42-214.mpls.qwest.net] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 14:45 < Falun> NotLarry: I do, why? 14:53 * shadowmoss glomps Catonic 14:54 * brimstone glomps shadowmoss 14:54 <@shadowmoss> woot! 14:54 <@brimstone> no glomp backs! 14:54 <@shadowmoss> :( 14:55 * shadowmoss chases brimstone and dunks him in the bit bucket 14:55 <@shadowmoss> that better? 14:55 <@brimstone> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 14:55 -!- dasunt [n=dasunt@71-34-18-192.mpls.qwest.net] has joined #se2600 15:02 <@brimstone> wtf 15:02 <@brimstone> Depeche Mode is releasing their 12th album later this year 15:03 <@brimstone> err, month 15:07 -!- oddball [n=oddball@c-76-22-243-130.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 15:07 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o oddball] by ChanServ 15:07 < astralsin> i thought that guy killed himself 15:07 -!- dasunt_ [n=dasunt@71-34-17-61.mpls.qwest.net] has joined #se2600 15:09 -!- dasunt__ [n=dasunt@63-228-43-182.mpls.qwest.net] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 15:19 -!- dasunt [n=dasunt@71-34-18-192.mpls.qwest.net] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 15:30 -!- dasunt [n=dasunt@71-34-17-61.mpls.qwest.net] has joined #se2600 15:31 -!- oddball_ [n=oddball@c-76-22-243-130.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 15:32 -!- Jagobah [n=jago7777@98.80.28.49] has quit [Nick collision from services.] 15:32 -!- Jagobah [n=jago7777@98.80.2.102] has joined #se2600 15:32 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Jagobah] by ChanServ 15:34 -!- oddball [n=oddball@c-76-22-243-130.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Connection reset by peer] 15:34 -!- dasunt_ [n=dasunt@71-34-17-61.mpls.qwest.net] has quit [Remote closed the connection] 15:39 <@shadowmoss> Just dumped coffee all over tablecloth, papers, carpet... 15:39 <@shadowmoss> at least I don't think I actually needed any of the papers... now... 15:40 < oddball_> good job 15:40 -!- oddball_ is now known as oddball 15:40 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o oddball] by ChanServ 15:40 <@shadowmoss> hey, did you guys buy the house yet? 15:40 <@oddball> yeah, about a month ago 15:40 <@shadowmoss> cool 15:40 <@shadowmoss> know anyone who wants to buy mine? There's a nice finder's fee... 15:41 <@oddball> hmmmm.... don't think so. 15:41 <@shadowmoss> sigh 15:41 <@oddball> sorry 15:41 <@shadowmoss> so, how's homeowner life treating you? 15:41 <@oddball> pretty good. Just payed the first mortgage payment. 15:42 <@shadowmoss> yeah, that's kinda part of the deal 15:42 <@oddball> Kind of irritated that the hail cracked one of the windows that was replaced before we bought the place. 15:42 <@shadowmoss> well, now you know why it was cracked :) 15:43 <@shadowmoss> yeah, NL asked if I wanted him to check on my house, and I asked 'why do you ask???' 15:43 <@shadowmoss> then heard about the tornado 15:43 <@oddball> well, the good news was that I was sitting by it when it got hit. So, it protected me well. 15:43 * shadowmoss makes note to ask NL if he saw if Ihave a house to bother selling... 15:44 <@shadowmoss> just rain here. everyday. rain. 15:45 <@oddball> what's the area called that your house is in? 15:49 <@shadowmoss> ummm... Whites Creek 15:49 <@shadowmoss> had to think a minute :) 15:53 <@oddball> ok 15:55 -!- xGeek [i=todd@whois.toddedwards.us] has joined #se2600 17:37 < ware> http://nashmash.com/bryant/ 17:37 < ware> cant you do nasty shit with an account number + routing number + name + address ? 17:43 < Falun> maybe you can lock it such that no electronic withdrawls can be made from the account? 17:43 < ware> just seems like much too much info 17:44 < Falun> no argument there 17:50 -!- tcstool [n=tcstool@74-38-191-135.dsl1.ckvl.tn.frontiernet.net] has joined #se2600 17:50 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o tcstool] by ChanServ 17:56 -!- hobbes615 [n=ryan@c-68-48-1-160.hsd1.dc.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 17:56 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o hobbes615] by ChanServ 18:01 <@sdodson> i hate driving this much 18:03 <@brimstone> ya know how to fix that? 18:03 <@sdodson> hoes? 18:05 <@brimstone> see how many DUIs you can get in a 2 day weekend 18:08 <@sdodson> that sounds very catonic 18:12 <@sdodson> if i dont hit any more traffic it'll be another hour, so realistically speaking i'll be in by midnight sine theres always atleast four dead stops on 4o 18:13 <@brimstone> i didn't say it was a good idea 18:13 < eryc> are you plotting this on google latitude 18:36 -!- tcstool [n=tcstool@74-38-191-135.dsl1.ckvl.tn.frontiernet.net] has quit ["Leaving"] 18:44 -!- devemo [n=devnull@unaffiliated/devemo] has joined #se2600 18:44 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o devemo] by ChanServ 18:44 <@devemo> hello 18:45 <@brimstone> hi 18:49 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 18:50 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has joined #se2600 18:50 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rattle] by ChanServ 18:53 -!- sdodson [n=sdodson@serenity.ninjr.org] has quit [Remote closed the connection] 19:04 <@m0j0-j0j0> 'lo 19:07 <@devemo> hello 19:13 <@m0j0-j0j0> devemo: anyone use libgluezilla? 19:30 <@devemo> Never heard of it. Sorry. 19:38 -!- devemo [n=devnull@unaffiliated/devemo] has quit ["bye"] 19:41 -!- hobbes615 [n=ryan@c-68-48-1-160.hsd1.dc.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 19:42 <@brimstone> ! 19:54 -!- hobbes615 [n=ryan@c-68-48-1-160.hsd1.dc.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 19:54 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o hobbes615] by ChanServ 19:56 <@shadowmoss> !! 20:00 <@brimstone> always got to show me up huh? 20:00 <@oddball> !? 20:00 <@shadowmoss> yep 20:01 * shadowmoss chases brimstone and snuggle up 20:01 <@shadowmoss> err, snuggles 20:01 * oddball has discovered that the dice are not with him tonight. 20:01 * shadowmoss goes looking for the dice that are supposed to be with oddball 20:02 * shadowmoss decides that its more fun to snuggle with brimstone 20:05 <@brimstone> ha 20:05 <@brimstone> probably 20:05 <@brimstone> how's portland? 20:06 -!- hobbes615` [n=ryan@c-68-48-1-160.hsd1.dc.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 20:07 <@shadowmoss> TAcoma 20:07 <@shadowmoss> wet 20:07 <@shadowmoss> rainy 20:07 <@shadowmoss> same as usual 20:07 <@brimstone> it just started raining here 20:08 <@shadowmoss> it never stops here 20:08 <@shadowmoss> except when it snows 20:09 -!- dc0de [n=dc0de@c-24-131-56-242.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 20:09 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de] by ChanServ 20:14 * shadowmoss glomps dc0de 20:18 -!- hobbes615 [n=ryan@c-68-48-1-160.hsd1.dc.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 20:19 < astralsin> any php coders present? 20:19 < timoguin> Yah... 20:20 < timoguin> I'm quite rusty though. It's been a while. 20:20 < eryc> i know how to read the manual 20:20 < astralsin> if you require() an external php document and call a function in that document, it should be the same as if that content is in the originating code, right? 20:20 < timoguin> Yea. 20:20 < eryc> yea 20:20 * timoguin highfives eryc 20:20 < astralsin> ok, then why the hell isn't this spitting out what i expect 20:20 < astralsin> it doesn't even throw an exception 20:21 < astralsin> grrrr 20:22 < astralsin> fuck, i just sneezed with a mouthful of wine, now i have a mess on my hands 20:22 < timoguin> You have all the error reporting turned on? 20:22 < astralsin> yeah 20:22 * timoguin shrugs 20:22 < Falun> astralsin: make sure what you expect to produce output doesn't have @ in front of it 20:23 < Falun> ex: @require(...) will die silently if it can't find the page instead of yelling at you iirc 20:23 < astralsin> it doesn't 20:24 < timoguin> Make sure it's not an alligator 20:24 < timoguin> a momma poppa comin' for you 20:25 < astralsin> ok, if i assign data to a variable and return $variable, it should populate a variable in the originating code if i call it with $code = functionName($input) right? 20:26 < timoguin> $code should be assigned whatever functionName() is set to return, given $input 20:27 < astralsin> ok, i see where i screwed up there, but now the originating code is throwing an exception about an undefined function that is defined in a require() 20:29 < Falun> uh, make sure that function is declared & globally scoped? (i don't know if you can declace function in arbitrary blocks but it could be in a class maybe?) 20:29 < astralsin> the case of that function is different in the error than in my code... is that expected? 20:30 < timoguin> Too many vagues. 20:30 < Falun> I'm not sure I follow, but PHP is case-sensitive 20:31 < astralsin> i just made sure my casing was the same as what's in the error, didn't make a difference 20:31 < Falun> so fOo != foO 20:31 < astralsin> yeah, i know that... i'm normally very good with php, but i'm rusty 20:31 < Falun> sorry, don't mean to insult... just don't have much to go on =) 20:32 < astralsin> would you mind looking at the code if i pastebin'd it? 20:32 < Falun> sure, nothing better to do (dirty lie) 20:34 < astralsin> http://astralsin.pastebin.com/d365b82ee 20:35 < astralsin> and those 2 includes in the included code are require(), not include() in live code 20:35 < eryc> what happens when u change line 8 to showList 20:35 < astralsin> same error 20:36 < astralsin> thats what it was a minute ago before i changed it 20:36 < Falun> stupid question -- can you require a url? 20:36 < astralsin> that was also an include at one point 20:36 < astralsin> but lemme try that again 20:37 < astralsin> yeah, same difference 20:37 < Falun> can you paste the error as well? 20:37 < eryc> what is the error 20:37 < eryc> yea 20:37 < astralsin> Fatal error: Call to undefined function showlist() in /home1/dissimil/public_html/astralsin/beermapping/beermap_remote.php on line 7 20:37 < timoguin> I wouldn't require a URL. Not that you can't, but I can't see how that would be beneficial. 20:38 < eryc> can you change line 8 to $code = showList($userIp); and paste that error 20:38 < eryc> or line 7 if thats what it is 20:38 < astralsin> Fatal error: Call to undefined function showlist() in /home1/dissimil/public_html/astralsin/beermapping/beermap_remote.php on line 7 20:38 < timoguin> showlist() != showList() 20:39 < astralsin> as of right now, what I'm calling is exactly the same as how I'm defining it 20:39 < astralsin> and i don't know what's changing and where, even if i change both to showlist, it throws the same error 20:39 < Falun> so function showlist($hostname) ? 20:39 < timoguin> Your script calls "showList()" on line 7? 20:39 < eryc> what version of php? 20:39 < timoguin> But the error is "undefined funciton showlist()"? 20:39 < astralsin> 5.2.9 20:40 < astralsin> timoguin: correct 20:40 < Falun> oh 20:40 < Falun> how about this 20:40 < Falun> when you require over a url you're requesting it from a webserver that's rendering the php 20:40 < Falun> so when you request it via url you're getting a blank page 20:40 < timoguin> You sure you're not editing a different file that the one you're running? 20:40 < astralsin> yes 20:41 < astralsin> i'm sure 20:41 < timoguin> Don't mean to patronize, but I've done shit like that before. 20:41 < timoguin> haha 20:41 < astralsin> oh, i have too :) 20:41 < Falun> try changing from require(url) to require(filename) 20:41 < astralsin> i can't its hosted on a different site 20:41 < astralsin> well 20:41 < astralsin> no 20:41 < Falun> s/rendering/evaluating 20:41 < timoguin> "Why is this not working!?" "Oh, I'm editing script-new instead of script" 20:41 < astralsin> i can try that 20:41 < Falun> I'm willing to bet that's what it is 20:41 < eryc> if you use the url you need to use a plaintext mime type extension 20:42 < eryc> Falun is right its only including a blank page 20:42 * Falun does a little dance. 20:42 < astralsin> damn, i think that's the problem 20:42 < timoguin> That's why I said I wouldn't include a URL. 20:42 < timoguin> Because it's dependent on the web server configuration. 20:42 < astralsin> i have to include a url, the php is hosted on a different site 20:42 < Falun> can't copy the file over? 20:43 < astralsin> no, the originating host is tumblr 20:43 < timoguin> Yah, I figured it might be just including the output of the script on the server, which is nothing. 20:43 < astralsin> could i do it a different way and get that output? 20:43 < astralsin> echo it instead of return()? 20:43 < astralsin> shit, i'd still have to include a remote file though 20:44 < Falun> name the remote file something that's not php 20:44 < eryc> like .txt 20:44 < Falun> make it a text file -- that way the remote box doesn't evaluate it 20:44 < eryc> or .inc 20:44 * timoguin nosd 20:44 < timoguin> nods even 20:45 < astralsin> k 20:45 < astralsin> lemme try that 20:45 * eryc gives Falun a gold star 20:45 * Falun promptly eats it. 20:45 * eryc gives timoguin an honorable mention 20:45 < astralsin> aha! 20:46 < astralsin> nope 20:46 < astralsin> wtf 20:46 * eryc gives timoguin a gold star too 20:47 < timoguin> yay. 20:47 < astralsin> yeah, this isn't gonna work 20:47 < timoguin> quita 20:48 < astralsin> it has to be processed on the hosting server, its throwing 404 exceptions about an xml file i'm grabbing and i just confirmed that it does exist 20:48 < astralsin> no 20:49 < astralsin> hmmm 20:49 < astralsin> ok 20:49 < eryc> orly 20:50 < eryc> what is this $code anyway 20:50 < eryc> how about serializing it via json or xml and parsing it on your side 20:50 < Falun> alternative -- you're only passing one arg into showList -- pass it in the query string 20:50 < eryc> or just like 20:50 < Falun> so... (editing pastebin) 20:51 < eryc> echo "$code = $thecode" on the remote side 20:51 < eryc> hrm i guess u need to pass the userIp as an arg 20:51 < eryc> right what he said 20:51 < astralsin> i got it 20:51 < astralsin> god damn, its slow 20:52 < Falun> http://astralsin.pastebin.com/m61551f24 20:52 < astralsin> http://astralsin.com/beermapping/beermap_remote.php 20:52 * Falun waits impatiently 20:53 < astralsin> i think i can speed it up, i just gotta use the mysql database rather than the flat file 20:53 < astralsin> well, no 20:53 < Falun> also you're loading too many things at once -- your user will only care about a few of those at a time -- break it into chunks (~10) 20:54 < Falun> and pass it back as json that you turn into HTML on the client 20:54 < astralsin> i bet the db server this mapping api is using is slow :/ 20:54 < astralsin> that's what's actually getting the information you're seeing 20:54 -!- astralsin is now known as AstralSin 20:54 < eryc> heh i've been to 2 of those bars! 20:57 < AstralSin> i don't think i can speed it up any :/ 20:57 < Falun> maybe you could cache it on your server? 20:57 < AstralSin> but i have established communications with the author of that api, maybe i can persuade him to make it faster 20:58 < AstralSin> man,that would be a huge database to cache 20:58 < AstralSin> well, potentially huge 20:58 < Falun> meh, just do LRU eviction and cache the last N requests 20:58 < Falun> and you can strip all the trashy xml 20:58 < AstralSin> i can't specify how many records are fetched from the database, only how many i actually show 20:59 < Falun> seems like that'd be a useful feature for the api guy to add -- it'd make everybody happier 20:59 < Falun> he'd have to do less useless work and you'd get data quicker 20:59 < AstralSin> i'm gonna email him about it right now, actually 21:01 < AstralSin> that shouldn't even be a difficult thing to add 21:01 < AstralSin> on his end, i mean 21:02 < AstralSin> god damn, i just saw footage of the demolished homes in m'boro, i hope none of them are my friends at work :/ 21:03 < AstralSin> thegooddrink.com if anyone's interested in what this is code is for 21:06 <@brimstone> AstralSin: cool beer map 21:06 <@brimstone> works for my city 21:06 < AstralSin> ty 21:07 < AstralSin> my geoip solution puts me in manchester so it doesn't pick up what i've added to the db in tullahoma 21:07 < AstralSin> geoip is kind of a bitch 21:07 < AstralSin> it doesn't even locate my ip at work 21:08 <@brimstone> ooh! 21:08 <@brimstone> herm, where was that link 21:08 < AstralSin> i could get a more accurate database, but that shit is expensive 21:09 <@brimstone> no no no, there's a free one somewhere 21:09 < AstralSin> im using a free one 21:09 < Falun> brimstone: we're using a free ip lookup service for a project in my lab and it's pretty bad 21:09 < Falun> (wrt accuracy) 21:09 < AstralSin> http://www.maxmind.com/app/php 21:10 < AstralSin> that's what i'm using with the GeoLite City database 21:11 <@brimstone> there's a good free one 21:11 < AstralSin> is there an api to go along with it? 21:12 -!- sdodson [n=sdodson@serenity.ninjr.org] has joined #se2600 21:12 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sdodson] by ChanServ 21:12 <@sdodson> hi 21:13 < AstralSin> bottom line, it can only be so accurate due to the ip network we're all on 21:14 < fall0ut> geoip sucks for any real accuracy 21:14 < AstralSin> yeah 21:14 < AstralSin> im going to add a textbox that will allow people to enter their location manually 21:15 < AstralSin> or any other location they want, for that matter 21:16 <@sdodson> My Cock - Location : your ear 21:16 < AstralSin> location not found 21:19 <@Catonic> IPvCock 21:22 <@sdodson> wait you have no ear? 21:23 < AstralSin> no, i was referring to your cock 21:24 -!- Peaches1984 [i=blue@c-68-52-33-133.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 21:27 -!- JimShoe_ is now known as JimShoe 21:33 -!- smoke____ [n=smoke@67.232.230.6] has quit ["Leaving"] 21:37 -!- dasunt_ [n=dasunt@63-229-197-188.mpls.qwest.net] has joined #se2600 21:39 -!- AstralSin [n=savirc@97.81.141.96] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 21:40 -!- astralsin [n=savirc@97.81.141.96] has joined #se2600 21:46 <@Catonic> sdodson: he's saying you have no cock 21:46 <@Catonic> and therefore, he's abusing you, like a boy hitting a girl on the playground 21:46 <@Catonic> HE LIKES YOU 21:47 <@sdodson> cool 21:47 < Falun> technicality : he's not saying sdodson has _no_ cock, he's saying it can't be found 21:47 < Falun> which could mean many things 21:49 <@m0j0-j0j0> maybe his cock is down 21:49 -!- dasunt [n=dasunt@71-34-17-61.mpls.qwest.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 21:50 <@Catonic> my falafel sucjs 21:50 <@Catonic> though it does have shallots in it 21:51 <@sdodson> catonic is all jewish todya? 21:52 <@Catonic> no, just a goy. 21:53 -!- dasunt [n=dasunt@71-34-16-204.mpls.qwest.net] has joined #se2600 21:55 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dasunt] by ChanServ 21:58 -!- digitalirony is now known as asshatbot 22:00 -!- asshatbot is now known as digitalirony 22:00 -!- digitalirony is now known as helloman 22:01 -!- helloman is now known as digitalirony 22:01 -!- digitalirony was kicked from #se2600 by Dolemite [Niq flood (3 nicks in 26secs of 30secs)] 22:01 -!- digitalirony [i=digitali@my.grandma.uses.shellium.org] has joined #se2600 22:01 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o digitalirony] by ChanServ 22:03 < ware> asfasdfasdf 22:03 <@Catonic> I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I got them tanned instead. 22:04 <@sdodson> Catonic: WTF does that mean? 22:04 <@Catonic> mitch hedberg 22:04 <@sdodson> oh, didn't he kill himself or something? 22:05 <@Catonic> the sad part is that most of his material is droll to me, since I've actually studied comedy.. 22:05 <@Catonic> and he just uses the same setup/knockdown every time 22:05 <@sdodson> It was droll to me and I'm not even got your ego. 22:06 <@Catonic> the hairdresser mentioned him... I don't see what she gets out of it 22:06 <@Catonic> unless she's looking for that level of banality... 22:06 <@Catonic> I read books full of those one-liners and switchbacks when I was in fifth grade. 22:07 < eryc> maybe she smokes a lot of weed 22:07 < astralsin> where is she and does she have any more? 22:08 <@Catonic> she was a 9 in her twenties 22:08 <@Catonic> but she's gonna turn 29 soon 22:08 < aestetix_> dongz 22:08 <@Catonic> holy cocks! 22:08 < aestetix_> Here's what I don't understand. 22:09 <@Catonic> that line after your name like your x is dribbling away? 22:09 -!- dasunt_ [n=dasunt@63-229-197-188.mpls.qwest.net] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 22:09 <@Catonic> or is it just precum that hasn't hit the tip yet? 22:09 < aestetix_> Dude, you need to get laid. 22:10 <@Catonic> I got laid once. Best day I ever had. 22:10 <@Catonic> Oh wait, I mean, I got paid once. 22:10 < aestetix_> The airlines want to save costs by cutting back on flights. 22:11 < aestetix_> So they take away all the useful flights. 22:13 <@sdodson> I'm sure there's some pretty fancy math going on behind the scenes to determine which flights are profitable and which aren't. 22:17 -!- CRasH180 [n=what@c-69-137-99-35.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 22:17 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o CRasH180] by ChanServ 22:18 <@Catonic> What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. 22:19 <@Catonic> I saw a dude, he was wearing a leather jacket, and at the same time he was eating a hamburger and drinking a glass of milk. I said to him "Dude, you're a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I'll tip you over." 22:20 <@tzanger> Catonic: cows don't drink milk 22:20 <@sdodson> baby cowz do! 22:20 <@tzanger> heh 22:20 <@Catonic> that's terrible 22:21 <@sdodson> what's terrible? 22:22 <@sdodson> I heard berries are good for you and shit. 22:22 <@sdodson> Does frozen berries + milk in the blender sound good? 22:24 < astralsin> find ou 22:24 < astralsin> out* 22:24 -!- CRasH180 is now known as DrivingMrPenguin 22:24 -!- smoke____ [n=smoke@67.232.230.6] has joined #se2600 22:27 <@sdodson> I wish the nouveau driver allowed me to suspend and resume. :( 22:29 <@m0j0-j0j0> sdodson: milk and berries sounds good to me, but you might want to try it with yogurt instead so it will be thicker 22:30 <@Catonic> sdodson: yeah, but it needs something 22:30 <@Catonic> most smoothies have a few ingredients 22:30 <@m0j0-j0j0> Catonic: cheerios? 22:30 <@Catonic> though I'm no fan of the chocolate elvis 22:31 <@Catonic> bananas, chocolate, and peanut butter ... ek. 22:31 <@m0j0-j0j0> I have a cookbook for smoothies 22:31 <@m0j0-j0j0> everything in it has pears 22:31 <@m0j0-j0j0> a lot of honey up in it too 22:31 <@Catonic> icecubes 22:31 <@Catonic> yogurt 22:32 <@Catonic> yeah, anything to improve the viscosity 22:32 <@Catonic> but peanut butter has too much viscosity 22:32 <@Catonic> tahini... is like peanut butter and honey 22:32 <@Catonic> it' 22:32 <@m0j0-j0j0> too much icecream with ice is a bad idea too 22:32 <@Catonic> it's hygroscopic and it sticks to everything 22:33 -!- dasunt_ [n=dasunt@63-229-196-95.mpls.qwest.net] has joined #se2600 22:33 <@Catonic> Man, I put on five pounds in a week. =( 22:33 <@DrivingMrPenguin> Was that just from drinking milkshakes? 22:34 <@Catonic> biking 60 minutes a day on the recumbent... my calves are fucking HUGE 22:34 <@DrivingMrPenguin> ahhh 22:38 <@m0j0-j0j0> Catonic: I do the elliptical for a couple of miles and the treadmill for a couple and my calves are doing good, but I can't get my thighs to tighten up. 22:39 <@Catonic> I'll run around the track rather than do the treadmill. 22:40 <@Catonic> treadmills give you bad form. bad form is bad for your knees 22:40 <@Catonic> I swam for 30 minutes today, then did 30 minutes on the bike 22:41 <@Catonic> I tried to do the elliptical, but I was up at 147 when I needed to be at 125. 22:41 <@Catonic> and I didn't even have it wound up.. 22:41 <@Catonic> usually I do about 6-7 miles at 13-14 MPH. 22:41 <@Catonic> 35 minutes 22:41 <@Catonic> I have a tendency to interval without trying to, and started doing that in the pool. 22:42 <@m0j0-j0j0> no pool :( 22:42 <@Catonic> I can't really swim, so I just hack at it. 22:43 -!- dasunt [n=dasunt@unaffiliated/dasunt] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 22:47 -!- DrivingMrPenguin is now known as CRasH180 22:51 <@m0j0-j0j0> I can't make 13/14 mhp 22:51 <@m0j0-j0j0> mph even 22:52 <@m0j0-j0j0> I'm usually running out of air at about 8 22:53 <@m0j0-j0j0> I can do 4mph for an hour, but if I peg much above that I'm going to be winded in about 10 min. 22:53 <@m0j0-j0j0> kids: that's why you shouldn't smoke for 30years of your life 22:57 -!- CRasH180 [n=what@c-69-137-99-35.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit ["sleepy time for Kevin"] 23:11 * shadowmoss glomps Catonic 23:45 < aestetix_> mmm 23:45 < aestetix_> shadowmoss: how's it going? 23:59 <@Catonic> feck 23:59 <@Catonic> four hours of sleep and do it again >,< --- Log closed Mon Apr 13 00:00:09 2009