--- Log opened Sun Jan 11 00:00:55 2009 00:10 -!- CRasHdamnit is now known as CRasH180 00:12 -!- CRasH180 [n=crash180@c-68-52-32-134.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit ["That's it! I'm outta here"] 00:15 -!- jonnyx [n=jonnyx@adsl-065-012-186-032.sip.asm.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 00:15 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o jonnyx] by ChanServ 00:20 <@polerin> holy shit it's a johnnyx 00:25 <@ShadowHntr> wow 00:25 <@ShadowHntr> long time no see 00:34 <@scort> does blackberry perl have internet? 00:37 <@ShadowHntr> dunno 00:37 <@ShadowHntr> don't have one 00:37 * ShadowHntr still has a dinosaur for a phone - Nokia 6010 :) 00:48 < eryc> my webcam is live! 00:49 <@rhia> jonnyx is only an illusion unless he speaks 00:49 <@jb7od> Quick, ShadowHuntr, to the dinophone! 00:49 <@rhia> the ghost in the machine 00:50 < eryc> http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ericlive 00:50 <@ShadowHntr> rhia: hehehe :] 00:54 * eryc flashes the webcam 01:01 * dasunt has vodka. 01:01 <@ShadowHntr> lucky you. 01:01 <@ShadowHntr> :] 01:08 <@dasunt> Come over, I'll share. 01:08 <@dasunt> Assuming you are female. 01:10 < Mercster> soup is good food 01:11 <@rhia> dasunt: had it on sale here - 750 for 15 or twice that for 18 .... hmmm... tough decision (not really) 01:11 <@dasunt> I got Karkov. 01:11 <@dasunt> It's shit. 01:11 <@dasunt> But it mixes well. 01:12 <@rhia> with grapefruit juice, maybe 01:12 <@rhia> well, at least its not Mr Boston or Taaka 01:13 <@ShadowHntr> lol 01:13 <@rhia> vodka should be smooth enough to take two shots before "WTF is this?" 01:14 <@rhia> cheapest i'll buy is Smirnoff - and NOT for straight shots 01:15 <@dasunt> Picky. 01:15 <@rhia> Mr Boston is good for sterilizing wounds, but not drinking 01:15 <@dasunt> I need a cheaper drunk. 01:15 <@rhia> dasunt: not hardly, just know the difference in hangovers or the lack thereof ;) 01:15 < Mercster> kamachatka 01:15 < Mercster> i.e. komeandgetcha 01:16 -!- jb7od [n=itsME@adsl-065-080-187-241.sip.bna.bellsouth.net] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] 01:16 < Mercster> rhia: the difference between cheap vodka and expensive vodka is pretty small, compared to most other spirits 01:16 <@rhia> best vodka i've had is small label a polish potato vodka 01:16 <@ShadowHntr> at least i found a good hangover cure 01:16 < Mercster> i.e. gin, or whiskeys 01:16 <@dasunt> rhia: I don't get hangovers. 01:17 <@rhia> Mercster: the difference is the filtering - and it is rather large - cheap ==hangover, good == no hangover - (if you're smart and drink water) 01:18 <@rhia> dasunt: try a fifth of Mr Boston in one night, then get back to me on that 01:18 <@dasunt> er? 01:18 < Mercster> rhia: hangovers are mostly caused by the adulterants in a liquor; since vodka is meant to have none (no extra flavorings, etc) vodka hangovers are rare, unless you're a wuss 01:18 -!- jb7od [n=itsME@adsl-065-080-187-241.sip.bna.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 01:18 <@dasunt> i kick ass on drinking. 01:18 <@dasunt> http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/15/lonelycatinfl128527622097812500.jpg 01:19 <@rhia> ShadowHntr: best hangover cure is water BEFORE going to bed, a lot of water 01:19 <@ShadowHntr> rhia: true, that works most of the time. 01:19 < Mercster> i drank rotgut vodka for years, and lots of it...hangovers werent a problem, my pancreas dying was though 01:19 < Mercster> yeah water is the best hangover cure 01:19 < Mercster> flush out a bit and stay hydrated 01:19 <@dasunt> Fluids are good. 01:19 <@rhia> Mercster: liver would be hit before the pancreas 01:19 * dasunt worries about his liver. 01:19 < Mercster> rhia: well, sure, but you can drink for years and ruin your liver, if you get pancreatitis, you cant go on 01:19 <@rhia> if you killed the pancreas by drinking, kiss the liver goodbye 01:20 < Mercster> im sure my liver is fucked, but my pancreas is what cried "uncle" 01:20 < Mercster> acutely 01:20 <@rhia> yeah, sure, whatever Mercster the expert on all things says 01:20 < Mercster> i drank 2 pints a day for years 01:20 < Mercster> trust me 01:20 <@rhia> won't argue, life is too short to argue with a complete know it all 01:21 < Mercster> i got pancreatitis, and my liver wasnt what stopped me drinking vodka 01:21 < Mercster> it was my pancreas 01:21 < Mercster> i was there, sweety 01:21 <@dasunt> i'm not up to two pints yet. 01:21 <@rhia> good, fine 01:21 <@rhia> dasunt: amateur 01:21 <@rhia> dasunt: heh 01:21 < Mercster> i wouldnt recommend it 01:22 <@dasunt> I'm up to "who the fuck drank the last of this?" though. 01:22 <@rhia> Mercster was there when Gore invented the internet and when God created the rest of the world 01:22 < Mercster> rhia: you can have chronic alcoholic hepatitis but it isnt an acute thing, you can go on ruining your liver for years before it ultimately fails and you die, and there's usually not a whole lot of pain involved. if your pancreas starts to go to shit, the syndrome is acute, much pain is involved, and drinking is plain impossible 01:23 < Mercster> sorry you hate to be corrected *shrug* 01:23 * ShadowHntr is getting tired of the "Gore invented the Internet" twisting his words gag :P 01:23 <@rhia> dasunt: if you can't remember finishing the bottle, walk away for a few weeks 01:23 <@rhia> Mercster: whatever floats your boat 01:23 < Mercster> rhia's copycatting someone else who doesnt like to be corrected and started bagging on me for knowing what the fuck im talking about 01:23 <@dasunt> rhia: Why? 01:23 <@rhia> Mercster: you seem to require being right - so, you can have it most of the time 01:24 <@rhia> dasunt: old alkie joke, sorry 01:24 <@dasunt> Ah. 01:24 <@dasunt> But I enjoy my alcoholism. 01:24 < Mercster> rhia: well, in this case i am. ever had alchoholic hepatitis? ever had pancreatitis? ever been an alchoholic? ever drank 2 pints a day for a period of ~3 years? 01:24 < Mercster> rhia: do you think im lying to sound smart? 01:24 <@rhia> Mercster: you COMPLETELY have no idea who you're talking to 01:25 < Mercster> me being right isnt a crime, unless im lying or ignorant 01:25 < Mercster> rhia: answer the questions, or you're full of shit 01:25 < Mercster> rhia: well, in this case i am. ever had alchoholic hepatitis? ever had pancreatitis? ever been an alchoholic? ever drank 2 pints a day for a period of ~3 years? 01:25 < Mercster> if you have, great, you can call bullshit on me 01:25 <@rhia> off the wagon, 7 gallons, yes, Gallons a week pre wagon, MUCH less, but still too much now 01:25 < Mercster> if you havent, well 01:25 < Mercster> shut up 01:26 < Mercster> everyone's bodies are different, just because your pancreas never shat out doesnt mean mine didnt 01:26 < Mercster> get over yourself 01:26 <@rhia> so, Mercster you shut up - or i'll drink you under the table, strip you down, sharpie your ass, and steal your wallet 01:26 <@dasunt> You are making me feel bad about drinking. 01:26 <@dasunt> :(\ 01:26 < Mercster> i dont drink liquor anymore 01:26 <@dasunt> Meanies. 01:26 <@dasunt> I'm at peace now otherwise. 01:27 <@rhia> dasunt: for every drink, 4 oz of water - and some carbos .. and 01:27 <@dasunt> I tend to mix my drinks well. 01:27 <@rhia> dasunt: keep the booze in a $@#^&# hard to reach area and only mix/make one at the time 01:27 <@rhia> and put it all back Before drinking it 01:28 < Mercster> dasunt: i drank my pints-per-day mixed with soda or koolaid...dont let that fool you 01:28 <@dasunt> rhia: I tend to make a full glass. 01:28 <@dasunt> About 2 shots of whatever + mixer. 01:28 <@dasunt> Gaw. 01:28 < Mercster> heh, thats about what i did. just, all day long :) 01:28 < Mercster> day after day 01:28 <@dasunt> well, I'm drunk, so time to play with IM injections. 01:28 <@dasunt> God hates me. 01:28 <@dasunt> BRB. 01:28 <@rhia> like, over the fridge behind the toaster oven and paper towels, and behind the tin foil etc in the cabinet 01:29 <@rhia> Mercster: yes, alkie, so? 01:30 <@rhia> Mercster: you know, sometimes, you AREN'T the biggest baddest most expert in everything --- sorry if that makes your dick appear lifesize 01:31 < Mercster> rhia: yes, that's true. that doesnt mean you know the first fucking thing about what i DO know 01:31 < Mercster> so shut your mouth unless im obviously falsifiable 01:31 < Mercster> i dunno why people hate hearing shit they dont know 01:31 < Mercster> suck it up 01:31 < Mercster> im not gonna hold back on things i know because im afraid some internet dweeb is going to feel insecure about it 01:32 < jb7od> +10 points for dweeb 01:32 < Mercster> you're the one wagging your pseudo-cock around about how my liver would fail before my pancreas would 01:32 < Mercster> sorry 01:32 < Mercster> BZZZT 01:32 < Mercster> wrong 01:32 < Mercster> this is an easy won to win, i can just cut and paste 01:32 < Mercster> rhia: you know, sometimes, you AREN'T the biggest baddest most expert in everything --- sorry if that makes your dick appear lifesize 01:33 * Mercster kicks the dust off his shoes 01:33 <@rhia> who's the copycat? 01:34 < Mercster> shhh 01:34 <@rhia> and, if your pancreas went first you probably had other issues than just 2 pints a day 01:34 < Mercster> you've been told 01:34 < Mercster> it's time to be quiet 01:34 < Mercster> quit while you're behind 01:35 <@rhia> Mercster: behind the truth, yeah 01:35 <@rhia> no problem 01:35 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o jb7od] by ChanServ 01:35 <@rhia> go ahead, wave your insufficiency's around 01:35 <@rhia> in the meantime, i've got better things to do 01:36 * Mercster golfclaps 01:36 <@rhia> Mercster: you can have the win - i do not car 01:36 <@dasunt> Back. 01:37 <@rhia> go on, celebrate, have your time in the sun, wax your little medals 01:37 * Mercster stares 01:37 <@rhia> Mercster: you really are a sad little creature 01:37 <@dasunt> Managed to bleed like a stuck pig as well. 01:38 <@rhia> dasunt: bleed? 01:38 < Mercster> dasunt: what do you take IM for? 01:38 <@dasunt> Mercster: I take something IM because God hates me. 01:38 < Mercster> dasunt: suck 01:38 <@rhia> dasunt: to open the bottle, twist the cap, don't rap it on the countertop 01:38 <@dasunt> And I bleed like a stuck pig because my heritage means I don't clot well. 01:38 <@dasunt> On the plus side, my family history has a remarkable absence of heart attacks and strokes. 01:39 < Mercster> it's always something 01:44 <@dasunt> we live to our 80s. 01:44 <@dasunt> If we don't drink ourselves to death. 01:45 < Mercster> think of it this way; if the drinking takes some years of your allocated 80, you're just saving yourself those final years in a nursing home, miserable, when your family doesnt visit you and the food is bad 01:47 <@dasunt> My family would visit. 01:50 < Mercster> that's good 01:51 <@dasunt> Yep. 01:52 < Mercster> it remains to be seen how much my kids will hate me when they grow up 01:53 < Mercster> heh...reminds me of the bill cosby joke, why the parents who treated you like shit are so nice to their grandkids 01:53 < Mercster> they're trying to get into heaven! 01:53 <@dasunt> I don't have kids. 01:54 <@dasunt> That's 'cause I'm awesome. 01:56 < Mercster> you should get some, you can train them to mix your drinks for you 01:57 <@dasunt> I'd rather not. 01:57 <@dasunt> If I procreate, I want to raise my kids. 01:57 <@dasunt> And I don't trust lvoe to last long enough to do so. 02:00 < Mercster> deep 02:00 * Mercster cracks open another beer 02:27 * eryc waves his pseudocock around 02:30 <@dasunt> not big enough. 02:30 <@dasunt> Talk about drinking more. 02:37 * jb7od rubs around down there looking for his pseudopuss... 02:38 <@jb7od> there it is... 02:38 <@jb7od> whew.. for a second i thought i was wierd. 02:38 < Mercster> mmmm 02:38 <@jb7od> lol 02:39 <@jb7od> that's the new shit for 09 02:39 < Mercster> all this pseudogenitals 02:39 <@jb7od> corydon's into pseudopuss. 02:39 < Mercster> jb7od: he likes large pseudopuss with balls hanging off of it 02:40 <@dasunt> I was driving in a car with a friend this weekend. 02:40 <@jb7od> i meant it like ur butthole is ur pseudopuss if i have to just come out and say it.. get it get it? 02:41 < Mercster> jb7od: ohhhh 02:41 <@dasunt> And I said something like "lets go to to eat". 02:41 <@dasunt> A few minutes pass. 02:41 <@dasunt> Then I say "yep, that's a good idea". 02:41 < Mercster> jb7od: i try not to let buttholes come to mind easily 02:41 <@jb7od> pseudo=false 02:41 <@dasunt> Er, ne'ermind, this story is boring. 02:41 <@jb7od> na really 02:41 <@jb7od> you went to eat 02:41 <@jb7od> .. 02:41 < Mercster> dasunt: we're with ya bro 02:41 <@dasunt> Too drunk to continue. 02:42 <@jb7od> na i can read every word of that sentance- 02:42 <@dasunt> Also, I just realized it relies on in jokes and whatnot. 02:42 <@jb7od> AH 02:44 <@dasunt> Yah. 02:44 <@jb7od> let me get a lil further into these fat tires and i'll laugh anyway. 02:44 <@dasunt> since I doubt anyone grew up in the same area I did, it is probably useless. 02:45 * Mercster comforts dasunt 02:50 <@dasunt> I don't need comfort. 02:54 < Mercster> you cold bastard 02:55 < Mercster> you wuz my bruddah 02:55 < Mercster> you shoulda looked after me a little bit 02:55 < Mercster> you shoulda took care of me a little bit 02:55 < Mercster> so i didnt have to take dem dives for the short term money 02:56 < Mercster> i coulda been somebody 02:56 < Mercster> i coulda been a contender 02:56 < Mercster> but what do i get? a one way ticket to palookaville 02:57 < Mercster> it wuz you, charlie 03:02 -!- C-P [n=HappyDan@pool-71-189-61-27.lsanca.fios.verizon.net] has joined #se2600 03:27 <@scort> fedora 10 cooL? 03:28 < Mercster> it's decent 03:28 < Mercster> much better than it was ~2 weeks after release 03:29 < Mercster> i installed it ~3 days ago, no major fuckups yet 03:29 < Mercster> quite good 03:31 <@scort> i just dl the live cd 03:31 < Mercster> i installed from dvd 03:32 <@scort> i dont have any dvd-r 03:32 < Mercster> i installed FC10 about 2 weeks after it was released, and it was clownboat cluster-fuck after clusterfuck 03:32 < Mercster> but it seems they've gotten past most of the badness 03:32 <@scort> word 03:44 < Mercster> just 'yum update' as soon as possible ;-) 04:11 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 04:12 -!- coil_ [i=coil@this.is.a.dre.am] has joined #se2600 04:12 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o coil_] by ChanServ 04:13 -!- coil [i=coil@unaffiliated/coil] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 04:13 -!- coil_ is now known as coil 04:46 <@NotLarry> Dagmar: are you there? 04:49 <@jb7od> somewhere around here i have all of fc6 on disks. 04:51 <@jb7od> iirc it was the first distro i ever put on at work that would join AD. 04:53 <@jb7od> it was funny because in the Computers list it was the _only_ thing with a lowercase machine name. 04:55 * jb7od will trade a whole box of modems for 2 matching sticks of rd for my daughters comp. 04:58 < Mercster> v90? 05:00 <@jb7od> not sure yet and am untrustworthily drunk to go check. i really didn't exepect anything but "lol" if anything at all. 05:00 < Mercster> ;-) 05:00 < Mercster> im drunk too, im surprised i remembered what v90 was 05:00 <@jb7od> whatever the p4 dell optiplex's run. 05:01 <@jb7od> lol i'll go get my service tag 05:01 <@jb7od> sike 05:01 <@jb7od> lol i said run. i mean ran. 05:01 < Mercster> see jb7od run 05:01 < Mercster> see jb7od lol 05:02 <@jb7od> haha 05:02 <@jb7od> i'm doing something else dumb too. i'm setting up a box for the tv because somebody gave me a _complete_ allinwonder 05:03 < Mercster> nice 05:03 < Mercster> i see mythtv in your future 05:03 <@jb7od> idk if it supports the all in piece of shit. 05:03 < Mercster> well, if linux does 05:03 < Mercster> i remember at one time linux did not, but, that was quite a few years ago 05:03 <@jb7od> but it will save me disks piratebay->tv. 05:04 <@jb7od> if it can be done, i'm happy to but i've been under the impression it won't. (pops a google) 05:04 < Mercster> id guess linux will grok it 05:04 < Mercster> at this point 05:04 < Mercster> i have a tv card...if i ever get a new computer ill probably turn this one into mythtv 05:04 < Mercster> my vidcard has s-video out 05:04 < Mercster> i used to use a laptop as mythtv frontend 05:05 <@jb7od> shit i stand corrected. 05:05 < Mercster> yeah, its been quite some time since those werent supported 05:05 <@jb7od> lol 05:05 <@jb7od> well i'm glad to be wrong. 05:05 <@jb7od> lol 05:05 < Mercster> yaay 05:06 * jb7od goes for final beer in frigid garage. 05:07 -!- C-P [n=HappyDan@pool-71-189-61-27.lsanca.fios.verizon.net] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 05:09 <@jb7od> what a day what a day 05:10 <@jb7od> okay Mercster, here's one. have you noticed alot of extra negativity in this new year? 05:10 < Mercster> not really 05:11 <@jb7od> right on. 05:11 < Mercster> sadsacks will continue to be sadsacks 05:11 < Mercster> i aint tryin to hear that, see 05:11 <@jb7od> i'm seeing lots of extra bitching in my quadrant. 05:11 < Mercster> well, the economy sucks 05:12 < Mercster> so i guess maybe people are in bad moods 05:12 <@jb7od> Aye. 05:12 <@jb7od> i wanted so bad to be happy it's a new year and there's a bunch of ppl in my periphery that are not on board. 05:12 < Mercster> i just keep on keepin on 05:12 < Mercster> eh 05:12 < Mercster> everyone sails their own ship...tell 'em, have a good trip 05:13 < Mercster> other people's shitty outlook can only affect you if you let it 05:13 <@jb7od> layoffs are a motherfucker. this guy at the convienece store i go to said on friday during the banter (he's some kind of middle eastern) "how's your job?" 05:13 <@jb7od> i said fine and it is because we're all doing 3 ppls worth of shit. 05:14 < Mercster> heh 05:14 < Mercster> i feel ya, as a unix admin there has definitely been a crunch. noone hires admins anymore, they just expect the core devel team to do it themselves 05:14 < Mercster> why hire someone else 05:14 <@jb7od> a few weeks ago he quizzed me on how to properly say "congratulations" and i left him with it written, and written phonetically beneath, and still not saying it right. 05:14 < Mercster> companies used to have devel teams, admin teams, network teams, QA teams 05:14 < Mercster> now, there's one team 05:15 < Mercster> heh 05:15 <@jb7od> lomfl 05:15 <@jb7od> you said one team 05:15 <@jb7od> ibm put out "the one team initiative" 05:15 < Mercster> i think things work best when duties/responsibilities are divided 05:15 < Mercster> but, thats not always possible 05:16 <@jb7od> where we're supposed to forget about the company ties and work with ibm, se, keane, wipro and who the fuck ever under the mantra "one team" 05:16 < Mercster> eh 05:16 < Mercster> look out for #1 05:16 < Mercster> everyone else is 05:17 <@jb7od> na at work i look out for everybody else. this makes me a masochist. 05:18 <@jb7od> i get thanked all day during the reaming though. 05:18 < Mercster> well yeah 05:18 <@jb7od> you get slashdot? 05:18 < Mercster> within a team, its good to work together 05:18 < Mercster> i stopped reading slashdot years ago 05:18 <@jb7od> team shmeam. 05:18 <@jb7od> you can try 05:18 <@jb7od> i do try 05:19 < Mercster> well, that's all anyone can expect 05:19 <@jb7od> so the fail isn't on me lol 05:19 < Mercster> try your best 05:19 < Mercster> hehe 05:19 <@jb7od> "i don't know, he's not calling me back and i've called twice and emailed" 05:19 <@jb7od> haha 05:19 < Mercster> some people dont want help 05:19 <@jb7od> fuck it. i'm working 05:20 <@jb7od> oh na, not that... haha, i let those ppl go and i clown em if they come back 05:20 < Mercster> i remember a guy at a job i had a few years ago 05:20 < Mercster> he was one of those types... 05:20 < Mercster> he would always come by to pick my brain, get advice 05:20 < Mercster> but anything you told him "oh, i know" 05:20 < Mercster> "oh yeah, i know that" 05:20 < Mercster> oh, do ya? 05:21 <@jb7od> it's a fine line. 05:21 < Mercster> at some point i gave up and just resorted to demeaning him 05:22 <@jb7od> i've been where i am 3 years and i think i've got a bead on who's lame and who can deal with verbal directions and who needs me to get out of the way. 05:22 < Mercster> yea 05:22 < Mercster> this guy was totally outside of my process chain 05:23 < Mercster> so its not like i was required to hold his hand 05:24 <@jb7od> i have to hold hands, mouth kiss, and feel up some of the ppl. 05:24 <@jb7od> haha 05:24 < Mercster> it happens 05:24 <@jb7od> some of em don't need me for a damn thing. 05:24 <@jb7od> well no i take that back 05:24 <@jb7od> i have a role in leasing 05:24 <@jb7od> no gettin outta that 05:25 < Mercster> well, within an organization you know, there are customers. if you're an admin, your customers are the programmers. if you're a network guy, the customers are, well, everyone who uses the network 05:25 <@jb7od> that's person two of the three people's gig i have. 05:25 < Mercster> and being a good team player is serving your customers, whether they are inside your organization or outside of it 05:26 <@jb7od> i go to the wall for my ppl. 05:26 < Mercster> but then there are asshats on the periphery that dont really matter, and whatever you give them is good will 05:26 < Mercster> but some people squander that good will 05:26 < Mercster> so, fuck 'em 05:27 <@jb7od> you ever know a devel that was a total noob outside of what exactly it is they do? 05:27 < Mercster> most developers ive known have been total noobs outside of what exactly it is they do 05:27 <@jb7od> that could tell you everything about .net but not know a mf thing about anything else 05:27 <@jb7od> right 05:27 <@jb7od> lol 05:27 < Mercster> yeah 05:27 <@jb7od> i didn't know if it was just me or what 05:27 <@jb7od> haha 05:27 < Mercster> well, thats what they do, and thats cool 05:27 <@jb7od> ya it is 05:27 < Mercster> i couldnt do it 05:28 < Mercster> at the same time, they couldnt do what i do 05:28 < Mercster> so, it works 05:28 <@jb7od> but being a dev makes alot of them think they can shoot that mouth 05:28 < Mercster> eh 05:28 <@jb7od> idk. Systems 05:28 < Mercster> that's where "management" goes in 05:28 < Mercster> s/goes/comes 05:28 < Mercster> if there's good management, then everyone knows their place 05:29 <@jb7od> hah well those guys weren't there when i got there 05:29 < Mercster> programmers do what they do, admins do what they do, database people do what they do 05:29 < Mercster> etc etc etc 05:29 < Mercster> and it's all somewhat orderly 05:29 < Mercster> the best organizations ive been in have worked that way 05:29 <@jb7od> well there's on paper, then there's reality 05:29 < Mercster> programmers dont try to admin, admins dont try to run the DB, DB people dont try to program 05:29 < Mercster> etc 05:29 < Mercster> well, sure 05:30 < Mercster> then, it's politics ;-) 05:31 <@jb7od> well i just was thinking about this one snide ass developer that pioxes me off 05:31 <@jb7od> lo 05:31 < Mercster> he can be as snide as he wants 05:31 < Mercster> he doesnt get to break rules 05:31 < Mercster> let him run his dick sucker 05:31 < Mercster> process and procedure is king 05:31 <@jb7od> ibm would love u 05:32 < Mercster> probably 05:32 <@jb7od> i'm out of scope. 05:32 < Mercster> im a big fan of process and procedure 05:32 <@jb7od> wellllll do you want users with shit that works or contracts that are obeyed? 05:32 < Mercster> well oiled cogs in the machine, all that 05:32 <@jb7od> because u can't have both 05:32 < Mercster> heh 05:32 < Mercster> yeah well :) 05:33 < Mercster> that's it, isnt it 05:33 <@jb7od> that's the "reality" i was talking about 05:33 <@jb7od> haha 05:33 < Mercster> that's what seperates the men from the boys. if you cave too often, sure...the customer is happy...but guess how many customers wont be happy in the future 05:33 < Mercster> when shit breaks down 05:33 < Mercster> you gotta hold your ground 05:33 < eryc> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYcKwaD4oIE 05:33 < Mercster> the organization is more important than any individual 05:34 < Mercster> if a contract gets broken, guess what, someone hangs 05:34 < Mercster> and then things go back to the way they should be 05:34 <@jb7od> there is such a thing as a bad contract. 05:34 < Mercster> if HR hires fucking idiots, that's another issue 05:35 < Mercster> i would never want to be a manager, for that very reason. politics and compromise are another social game entirely, and im only interested in what is best for the organization 05:35 < Mercster> sure, you have to break rules once in awhile 05:35 < Mercster> but soon that becomes a habit 05:35 < Mercster> and then the sky falls 05:35 <@jb7od> put it like this- i'm on my 4th boss on this engagement 05:35 < Mercster> id rather just stick to what's right 05:35 < Mercster> heh 05:35 < Mercster> been there, man :) 05:36 <@jb7od> i think whats right is to fix * and move on. 05:36 < Mercster> managers are hilarious, not because their job is unimportant, but because so many of them are bad at it 05:36 < Mercster> yeajh 05:36 <@jb7od> oh man 05:36 < Mercster> fix it 05:37 <@jb7od> there's contracts where there can be no "good at it" e.g. fool's errand 05:37 < Mercster> well, as we've covered...you do your best 05:37 <@jb7od> Aye. 05:37 < Mercster> at the end of the day you have to live with yourself and the job you've done 05:38 <@jb7od> i have to live with this paycheck in stark contrast to the job i've done. 05:38 < Mercster> and, pay the rent 05:38 < Mercster> so all these things get weighed ;-) 05:39 <@jb7od> there is no thought paid to cost avoidance where i am 05:39 <@jb7od> lol 05:39 < Mercster> yea 05:39 <@jb7od> i handle bidness. 05:40 < Mercster> well, you work with what you've got. when it becomes such a burden on your soul, i guess you move on. or, you dont. 05:40 < Mercster> we're in hard times 05:40 <@jb7od> here's me on new years eve... 05:40 <@jb7od> i'm in the site by myself 05:40 <@jb7od> with like three contrators running cable 05:40 < Mercster> i guess the summation of all we've said is, you do your best and not feel too bad about what falls between the cracks because of other people or bad practices 05:40 < Mercster> cover your own ass, when shit's that bad 05:40 < Mercster> ya know 05:41 <@jb7od> and the circuit goes down. this takes us out, as well as a site in canada who uses our pipe 05:40 < Mercster> if you're stuck in a situation that is bad, make sure you're doing you're best, and are able to intelligently state what is wrong with the situation 05:41 < Mercster> hopefully you have a reasonable boss 05:41 <@jb7od> not right now i don't 05:41 <@jb7od> i have an autocrat 05:41 <@jb7od> the dude before him was on point 05:42 <@jb7od> they shitcanned him and now he's doing unix admin for DoD finance 05:42 <@jb7od> and happier 05:42 < Mercster> ye 05:42 < Mercster> a 05:42 < Mercster> sometimes organizations cant afford quality 05:42 * Mercster shrugs 05:43 <@jb7od> i agree 05:43 < Mercster> well, just respect yourself. know what's up, do your best, and when shit hits the fan, be able to explain why. if you respect yourself, others will respect you 05:43 < Mercster> and if they dont, fuck 'em, cuz they're shitheels 05:44 <@jb7od> ya 05:44 < Mercster> fingerpointing is a fun game until the only reason you're doing it is to cover for your own lameness. and then you're an asshole 05:44 < Mercster> just dont be that asshole 05:44 <@jb7od> i have a plan tho. 05:44 <@jb7od> na never that 05:44 < Mercster> plans are good 05:45 <@jb7od> i'm not into deference. 05:45 < Mercster> nosd 05:45 <@jb7od> alot of cats are all defer defer defer 05:45 < Mercster> nod 05:45 <@jb7od> "that's not my job" 05:45 <@jb7od> and sooner or later 05:45 <@jb7od> it really isn't 05:45 < Mercster> heh 05:45 < Mercster> the hard way ;-) 05:46 <@jb7od> if ur not the man on a subject, take em to the man- idk 05:46 <@jb7od> care 05:46 <@jb7od> lol 05:46 < Mercster> yep 05:46 <@jb7od> i care about who i work for. 05:46 < Mercster> get it done, whatever it takes 05:47 <@jb7od> ya man. 05:47 <@jb7od> okay here it is 05:48 <@jb7od> next time anybody fights in here, i'm yellin ONE TEAM 05:48 < Mercster> heh 05:48 < Mercster> well, that goes back to personal integrity 05:48 < Mercster> if i type something, bet yer goddamned bottom dollar im sayin it the best i know 05:48 < Mercster> you wanna call bullshit on me? call bullshit on yerself 05:49 < Mercster> i aint got time for bullshit 05:49 < Mercster> comin out of me, or anyone else 05:49 < Mercster> i dont cockfight, i dont have to 05:50 <@jb7od> right on 05:50 <@jb7od> no cockfighting 05:51 <@jb7od> i don't call ppl out tho ever. 05:51 < Mercster> eh, ya know, everyone's entitled to their opinion 05:51 <@jb7od> usually i just be like doin a joke and it goes way out of hand. talking about in here anyway 05:51 < Mercster> and you know what they say about opinions 05:51 < Mercster> they're like assholes 05:51 < Mercster> everyone's got one 05:51 < Mercster> jb7od: i feel you man :) 05:51 < Mercster> lack of sense of humor is a problem 05:52 < Mercster> not for me, but for some 05:52 < Mercster> let 'em cry 05:52 < Mercster> maybe they need to have a talk with daddy or something, fuck if i know 05:52 <@jb7od> it's seldom. 05:53 < Mercster> i make it a point not to concern myself with other people's personal problems 05:53 <@jb7od> but i rarely have anything to contribute 05:53 < Mercster> i got enough of my own 05:53 < Mercster> well, ive thoroughly enjoyed talking to you this morning 05:53 < Mercster> from my point of view 05:53 < Mercster> maybe you should contribute more 05:53 <@jb7od> that's good to hear. 05:53 <@jb7od> thx 05:53 < Mercster> seems like you've got a head on your shoulders 05:53 < Mercster> n/p 05:54 <@jb7od> idk where my head is based on the timestamp 05:54 < Mercster> yeah, right 05:54 < Mercster> ill be passing out soon 05:54 < Mercster> hopefully 05:55 <@jb7od> there's a plan.. 05:55 <@jb7od> i cave, i'm gonna force myself to sleep. 05:55 < Mercster> take 'er easy jb7od 05:55 * jb7od does not win the stay-up award 05:55 < Mercster> ive got a beer to finish 05:55 < Mercster> haha 05:56 <@jb7od> ya u too pzpz man 05:56 < Mercster> go for bronze 05:56 < Mercster> yup 05:56 * Mercster salutes 05:57 * jb7od collapses trying 08:02 < AstralSin> mornin 10:17 -!- Irongeek [n=Adrian@unaffiliated/irongeek] has joined #se2600 11:01 -!- smoke___ [n=smoke@67.232.227.169] has joined #se2600 11:05 <@Feltenix> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Aaaaaaaaa why does this make me laugh? 11:19 -!- Irongeek [n=Adrian@unaffiliated/irongeek] has quit ["Leaving."] 11:39 -!- TheLightCosine [i=62d328e4@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-33520c4ca63c3eae] has joined #se2600 11:39 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o TheLightCosine] by ChanServ 11:44 -!- zadeaux [n=zad@adsl-068-209-025-096.sip.asm.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 11:48 -!- CRasH180 [n=crash180@c-68-52-32-134.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 11:48 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o CRasH180] by ChanServ 12:02 -!- smoke___ [n=smoke@67.232.227.169] has quit ["Leaving"] 12:28 -!- DigitalIrony [n=eric@nat/digium/x-75ef67f885360914] has quit [Nick collision from services.] 12:29 -!- DigitalIrony1 [n=eric@nat/digium/x-a1e963153f19a38c] has joined #se2600 13:03 <@dasunt> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Youth 13:12 < zadeaux> nice.. autonomous self-centered wrecking machine 13:14 <@dasunt> "SCO Proposes Sale of Assets To Continue Litigation" 13:27 -!- digitalirony [n=eric@user-24-236-85-29.knology.net] has joined #se2600 13:27 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o digitalirony] by ChanServ 13:52 -!- CRasH180 [n=crash180@c-68-52-32-134.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit ["That's it! 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15:04 <@Corydon76-dig> Evilpig: I dunno; mismanagement of the processes, perhaps? 15:04 <@Corydon76-dig> TVs aren't just for entertainment, you know 15:05 <@Corydon76-dig> They're also a critical part of the emergency broadcast system 15:13 < eryc> http://www.bobsgame.com/ 16:03 -!- TheLightCosine [i=62d328e4@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-33520c4ca63c3eae] has quit ["http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client"] 16:11 -!- rattleX [n=rattle@c-68-38-35-169.hsd1.nj.comcast.net] has quit ["Leaving"] 16:23 <@brimstone> bob's f'n nuts 16:23 <@brimstone> i think i've meet bob... 16:30 -!- TheLightCosine [i=62d328e4@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-ca11b453ef101f0d] has joined #se2600 16:30 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o TheLightCosine] by ChanServ 16:38 <@sdodson> does bob have bitch tits? 16:43 <@digitalirony> LMAO 17:18 -!- zadeaux [n=zad@adsl-068-209-025-096.sip.asm.bellsouth.net] has quit [] 17:20 -!- tcstool [n=tcstool@74-38-189-189.dsl1.ckvl.tn.frontiernet.net] has joined #se2600 17:20 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o tcstool] by ChanServ 17:29 <@digitalirony> this is REAL http://reviewsion.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/tree-man.jpg 17:34 <@tzanger> yeah I saw a show on it 17:37 <@digitalirony> im watching it now 17:51 -!- TheLightCosine [i=62d328e4@gateway/web/ajax/mibbit.com/x-ca11b453ef101f0d] has quit ["http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client"] 18:20 -!- Someninjaiphone_ [n=Someninj@216.215.209.246.nw.nuvox.net] has joined #se2600 18:21 -!- C-P [n=HappyDan@pool-71-189-61-27.lsanca.fios.verizon.net] has joined #se2600 18:26 -!- tcstool [n=tcstool@74-38-189-189.dsl1.ckvl.tn.frontiernet.net] has quit ["Leaving"] 18:39 -!- dc0de [n=dc0de@c-24-131-56-242.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 18:39 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de] by ChanServ 18:51 -!- jb70d is now known as jb7od 18:51 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o jb7od] by ChanServ 18:52 -!- Someninjaiphone_ [n=Someninj@216.215.209.246.nw.nuvox.net] has quit [Remote closed the connection] 19:06 -!- Netsplit verne.freenode.net <-> irc.freenode.net quits: @Feltenix, @JimShoe, mubix 19:06 -!- Netsplit over, joins: @JimShoe, mubix, @Feltenix 19:10 < Mercster> k 19:22 < eryc> http://www.cracked.com/article_16945_6-insane-prison-escapes-that-actually-happened.html 19:23 <@dc0de> eryc: sfw? 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