--- Log opened Sun Dec 28 00:00:20 2008 00:04 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has quit ["Leaving"] 00:23 -!- Mercster [n=merc@c-68-47-162-39.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit ["leaving"] 00:25 -!- Mercster [n=merc@c-68-47-162-39.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 00:40 <@sdodson> Mercster: die 00:42 -!- maco [n=maco@ubuntu/member/macogw] has joined #se2600 00:42 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o maco] by ChanServ 00:43 -!- maco [n=maco@ubuntu/member/macogw] has quit [Client Quit] 00:44 <@dasunt> http://www.ursine.ca/~dasunt/more_pussy.jpg 00:44 <@sdodson> dumbcat 00:45 <@dasunt> She's not dumb. 00:45 <@dasunt> Note how she maximized her bed sleeping space. 00:45 <@dasunt> I can't get into bed without disturbing her. 00:45 <@sdodson> Be more creative 00:46 <@sdodson> or just yank the bed spread out form under her 00:46 <@dasunt> Bear in mind, I like that cat more than most people. 00:46 <@sdodson> Like those magic tricks with table clothes. 00:47 <@sdodson> Bear in mind you're sacraficing your comfort for something that turns water and food into turds, piss, fur, and allergens. 00:47 <@dasunt> And? 00:49 < Mercster> sdodson: dont be an ass 00:49 <@sdodson> And "Hey baby, my balls as so small I had to sleep on the couch so as to not disturb my turd factory cat." is not an effective pickup line. 00:49 * Mercster rubs up against sdodson 00:49 <@sdodson> I need more throat losenges. 00:49 < Mercster> oh ive got something for your throat 00:50 <@sdodson> No, you have something for the gap in my front teeth. 00:50 <@sdodson> Bear in mind my teeth are perfectly aligned. 00:50 < Mercster> i try not to bear anything in mind relating to you 00:51 <@sdodson> That's one way to ensure you end your life feeling unfulfilled. 00:53 <@sdodson> Is having sex for a full hour common? 00:53 <@sdodson> I mean, even most pornos are shorter than an hour. 00:53 < Mercster> sounds tiresome 00:54 <@sdodson> That's what Catonic tells me at least. 00:55 <@sdodson> Someone on okcupid that's been stalking me told me tonight that she's about to have a hysterectomy and needs dick but only if it'll last for an hour and is atleast 9". 00:55 <@sdodson> I think the proability of that being someone from work trying to prank me just hit 100% 00:55 < Mercster> what a whore 00:55 < Mercster> what do her pics look like 00:57 <@sdodson> About 1/2 way between "fit" and "too big" 00:58 < Mercster> tell her you'll meet her halfway...4.5", you'll be out in under 30 mins 00:58 < Mercster> plus she'll end up crying silently in the bathroom afterwards, which will prepare her for the hysterectomy 00:59 <@sdodson> Good call, I knew I could come here for advice! 01:00 <@dasunt> I've had sex for over an hour. 01:00 <@dasunt> But that wasn't normal. 01:00 * dasunt invokes way TMI. 01:01 <@sdodson> Like does that imply one uninterrupted hour? 01:01 <@sdodson> Or like 30 minutes, then a few more beers to make sure my standards are still that low, and another 15 minutes? 01:01 <@dasunt> It did in my case. 01:01 <@sdodson> dasunt: you on drugs at the time? 01:02 <@sdodson> wait, were you all alchied out at the time? 01:03 <@sdodson> oh well, goodnight 01:03 <@sdodson> Mercster: oh, and... uhhh die! 01:03 <@dasunt> Nope. 01:06 <@sdodson> http://entertainment.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1074457&cid=26247307 01:15 -!- mtown_nerd [n=JHester@c-76-107-213-148.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit ["Leaving."] 01:20 <@dasunt> Oh demon alcohol! 01:35 <@scort> ur dum 01:35 <@sdodson> dasunt: ever had Licor 43? 01:36 <@dasunt> Nope. 01:36 <@dasunt> Should I? 01:36 <@sdodson> Ya, give it a shot. good stuff 01:37 <@sdodson> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Licor_43 01:37 < Mercster> you should give my sack a shot 01:40 <@dasunt> Got this today: http://beeradvocate.com/forum/read/1633254 01:42 -!- maco [n=maco@ubuntu/member/macogw] has joined #se2600 01:42 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o maco] by ChanServ 01:56 < Mercster> beer 01:56 <@scort> http://bacolicio.us/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism 01:57 < Mercster> fuck all that 02:01 <@dasunt> That was an expensive beer, btw. 02:01 <@dasunt> $17 a growler. 02:05 <@scort> llllllloooollllll 02:05 <@scort> ur dum 02:05 < Mercster> hi shitcort 02:05 <@scort> shu the fuck up!!!!!!111111111111111 02:06 <@scort> before i type words at you 02:06 < Mercster> I LOVE YOU 02:06 <@scort> ur dum 02:06 <@scort> but ily 02:06 <@scort> 2 02:06 < Mercster> k 02:06 <@scort> (i <3 u) 02:06 <@scort> incase ur not down with the new li go 02:06 <@scort> lingo 02:07 < Mercster> please be quiet now 02:07 <@scort> dont tell me what to do 02:07 < Mercster> i will 02:07 < Mercster> i am your mom 02:08 <@scort> ur dum 02:08 < Mercster> inorite 02:10 <@dasunt> I'm going to have to kill you all. 02:10 <@dasunt> sorry. 02:10 <@dasunt> But this conversation is going nowhere. 02:10 < Mercster> it happens 02:10 <@dasunt> I think it is better off to start from scratch again. 02:10 * dasunt starts the cloning machines. 02:16 <@scort> who cares 02:16 <@scort> i dont care 02:16 <@scort> ill makes this convo come to a screetching hault some how 02:16 <@scort> watch me 02:17 <@scort> and i will try 02:17 <@scort> anyone wanan talk about pc hardware 02:18 < Mercster> my balls caress your chin 02:18 <@scort> http://www.mwave.com/mwave/viewspec.hmx?scriteria=CB24337 02:19 <@scort> someone gave me a c2d chip 02:19 <@scort> so i gotta find a mobo 02:20 < Mercster> ya that's fascinating 02:21 <@scort> shut the fuck up 02:21 <@scort> you fucking pice of shit 02:21 < Mercster> SHITCOIL 02:26 * dasunt won't clone scort. 02:26 <@dasunt> I'll replace you with a humorous monkey. 02:26 <@scort> okay fine how about a nice bacon pic 02:26 <@scort> http://bacolicio.us/http://i39.tinypic.com/30uwbxe.jpg 02:28 < Mercster> haha 02:28 < Mercster> jeeeeezus 02:28 <@scort> dont worry the bacon censors the bad parts... 02:28 < Mercster> you're a dirty little man 02:55 -!- mtown_nerd [n=JHester@c-75-66-111-159.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 02:55 -!- 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06:50 -!- jb70d [n=itsME@adsl-065-080-187-241.sip.bna.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 06:51 -!- jb7od [n=itsME@adsl-065-080-187-241.sip.bna.bellsouth.net] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] 07:48 -!- maco [n=maco@ubuntu/member/macogw] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 09:55 <@polerin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8ZeBog2yFM 09:55 <@polerin> hehe 09:58 <@sdodson> no 10:13 -!- cybercrypt [n=cyber@c-68-53-24-231.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] 10:13 -!- cybercrypt [n=cyber@c-68-53-24-231.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 10:30 -!- Mercster [n=merc@c-68-47-162-39.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 10:56 -!- jb70d is now known as jb7od 10:57 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o jb7od] by ChanServ 11:03 -!- Synx_hm [n=synx@cpe-76-172-211-203.socal.res.rr.com] has quit ["leaving"] 11:10 -!- Mercster [n=merc@c-68-47-162-39.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 11:27 -!- scoil [i=am@ima.neweb.co.il] has joined #se2600 11:27 -!- scort [i=am@unaffiliated/coil] has quit [Connection reset by peer] 11:28 -!- Netsplit verne.freenode.net <-> irc.freenode.net quits: @ladymerlin, +someninjamaster2, @Shadow404, +mubix, +cerkit, @polerin, @sasquatc4, @dasunt, C-P, @rhia, (+39 more, use /NETSPLIT to show all of them) 11:35 -!- Netsplit over, joins: @Dementia, Mercster, cybercrypt, @jb7od, @mtown_nerd, C-P, @Catonic_lp, @coil, @strages, @remoford (+39 more) 11:35 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o scoil] by ChanServ 11:46 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has joined #se2600 11:46 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o ShadowHntr] by ChanServ 11:54 -!- dc0de [n=dc0de@c-24-131-56-242.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 11:54 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de] by ChanServ 11:55 <@dc0de> Corydon76-dig: I'm needing your perl foo 11:55 <@dc0de> actually I'm needing regex foo 11:56 <@dc0de> I'm trying to find only the lines where (login=\w*) AND count=1 appear on the same line... and I'm stuck 12:02 -!- strages [n=strages@c-68-62-216-5.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 12:06 <@brimstone> dc0de: either order? 12:06 <@dc0de> brimstone: the login= and count=1 are always in teh order that you see here. 12:07 <@dc0de> login=\w* is the regex match for that 12:07 <@dc0de> then there is an indeterminate variable amount of charators and then there is count=1 12:08 <@brimstone> login=\w*.*count=1 12:08 <@brimstone> that should work 12:08 <@brimstone> you can use .* as an indeterminate variable amount of charators 12:08 <@dc0de> oh... shit duh 12:08 <@brimstone> but beware the greedy dotstar 12:09 <@brimstone> .*? is probably "better" 12:09 <@dc0de> brimstone: lemme try, I'll give you instant feed back... 12:10 <@brimstone> mhmm instant feedback 12:13 <@dc0de> .*? works great... 12:13 -!- scoil [i=am@unaffiliated/coil] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] 12:13 <@brimstone> yay! 12:13 <@dc0de> man, couldn't see the forest for the trees.... 12:36 <@coil> ? 12:38 <@coil> Attempting to connect to [weber.freenode.net:6667] ... IRC connection timed out. Reconnecting... 12:38 <@coil> :( 12:43 <@dasunt> WE DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE! 12:44 <@coil> i know 12:44 <@coil> wait, when did you ever love me 12:52 <@Dagmar> You should probably just use the round robinning irc.freenode.net DNS name 12:53 <@coil> well when weber is the only ipv6 server on freenode.... 12:53 <@sdodson> coil is an ipv6 ninjarz 12:54 <@dasunt> IPv6: Great idea, adoption rates rather suck. 12:55 <@coil> it will catch on 12:56 <@sdodson> dasunt: can we adopt you? 12:59 -!- scoil [i=am@unaffiliated/coil] has joined #se2600 12:59 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o scoil] by ChanServ 12:59 <@coil> ^_^ 12:59 <@coil> yay he came back 13:00 <@sdodson> coil, scoil : why are there two of you? 13:00 <@scoil> so i can be connected anywhere in the world 13:01 <@scoil> freenode is like smack 13:01 <@scoil> i need my fix mabn 13:01 <@sdodson> scoil: why do you need two for that? 13:01 <@scoil> one is local 13:01 <@scoil> one isn't 13:01 <@sdodson> use a bnc or screen newbcakes 13:02 <@scoil> uhm they are bnc's 13:02 <@sdodson> SO WHY DO YOU NEED TWO?! 13:02 <@scoil> WHY THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER 13:02 <@scoil> one is a comp on my lan and one is my shell 13:05 <@sdodson> scoil: because it makes me angry 13:06 <@scoil> so i should pertain to your needs because i like to have a little redundancy, dude irc is srs biz 13:07 <@sdodson> I don't think you understand what the word pertain means. 13:08 <@sdodson> Anyone seen "The Spirit"? 13:09 -!- maverickbna [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has joined #se2600 13:09 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o maverickbna] by ChanServ 13:09 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has quit [Nick collision from services.] 13:10 -!- maverickbna is now known as ShadowHntr 13:12 -!- scoil [i=am@unaffiliated/coil] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] 13:12 -!- scoil [i=am@ima.neweb.co.il] has joined #se2600 13:13 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o scoil] by ChanServ 13:13 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has quit [Client Quit] 13:16 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has joined #se2600 13:16 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o ShadowHntr] by ChanServ 13:19 <@sdodson> http://avi.alkalay.net/2008/12/more-compromised-password.html 13:20 < Mercster> sdodson: noone needs to pertain you a movie review 13:28 <@sdodson> Mercster: please pertain yourself a dictionary 13:48 <@ShadowHntr> you sound like Serge from Beverly Hills Cop 13:49 <@Shadow404> well ou sound like a piece of shit, but we dont call it out 13:57 <@sdodson> Watching Carolina anihilate New Orleans. 13:58 -!- tcstool [n=tcstool@74-38-189-189.dsl1.ckvl.tn.frontiernet.net] has joined #se2600 13:58 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o tcstool] by ChanServ 14:37 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 14:37 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has joined #se2600 14:37 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o ShadowHntr] by ChanServ 15:05 -!- strages [n=strages@c-68-62-216-5.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 15:05 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o strages] by ChanServ 15:10 -!- strages [n=strages@c-68-62-216-5.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)] 15:11 -!- strages [n=strages@c-68-62-216-5.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 15:11 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o strages] by ChanServ 16:34 -!- [1]tcstool [n=tcstool@74-38-189-189.dsl1.ckvl.tn.frontiernet.net] has joined #se2600 16:35 -!- tcstool [n=tcstool@74-38-189-189.dsl1.ckvl.tn.frontiernet.net] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 16:35 -!- [1]tcstool is now known as tcstool 16:35 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o tcstool] by ChanServ 17:32 -!- tcstool [n=tcstool@74-38-189-189.dsl1.ckvl.tn.frontiernet.net] has quit [" HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- Like it? Visit #hydrairc on EFNet"] 18:21 -!- Someninjaiphone_ [n=Someninj@216.215.209.246.nw.nuvox.net] has joined #se2600 18:28 * freakn moos 18:31 -!- Someninjaiphone_ [n=Someninj@216.215.209.246.nw.nuvox.net] has quit ["Rooms • iPhone IRC Client • http://rooms.derflash.de"] 19:04 -!- dc0de [n=dc0de@c-24-131-56-242.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 19:25 * dasunt creates a pack and uses it to chase freakn across the snowy field before downing him in a frenzy of blood. 19:27 <@ShadowHntr> ? 19:28 <@dasunt> Mooing does that to me. 19:30 <@rhia> dasunt: mu 19:32 <@dasunt> rhia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muon <- Eeek! Radiation! 19:32 <@dasunt> Also that says you are highly unstable. 19:40 -!- TelcoBob [n=TelcoBob@user-0c2h0qr.cable.mindspring.com] has joined #se2600 19:40 < TelcoBob> sdodson: you around? 20:16 -!- opfor_ [n=opfor@75.149.100.253] has joined #se2600 20:29 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: sup fool?! 20:31 < TelcoBob> sdodson: you doing the new years party 20:31 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: I am? 20:31 <@sdodson> wait, the new years party? 20:31 < TelcoBob> sdodson: haha i thought you had said you were 20:32 <@sdodson> I can, I still have a boat load of booze 20:32 < TelcoBob> haha right on 20:33 < TelcoBob> telcochick said shed give you a lapdance haha 20:33 <@sdodson> does she have nice tits? 20:33 <@sdodson> I do have standards! 20:33 < TelcoBob> haha shes got great tits ^_^ 20:33 <@sdodson> hooray! 20:33 < TelcoBob> hahaha 20:34 <+DigitalIrony> Does anyone know anything about corr wireless mobile broadband network? 20:35 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: So you think there'd be enough people in town for a party? 20:36 < TelcoBob> um, i dunno accually since its such short notice, i dunno, post about it on the forums amd see what pople say 20:46 <@ShadowHntr> new years party? 20:46 <@ShadowHntr> did i miss something? 20:47 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: POSTED! 20:53 -!- Gatewayy [n=gatewayy@unaffiliated/gatewayy] has quit [Remote closed the connection] 21:28 -!- brimstone [n=brimston@pdpc/sponsor/digium/brimstone] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 21:28 -!- CRasH180 [n=crash180@c-69-137-87-69.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 21:28 -!- brimstone [n=brimston@c-68-62-216-5.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 21:28 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o brimstone] by ChanServ 22:27 -!- juice [i=juice@67.48.19.13] has joined #se2600 22:27 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o juice] by ChanServ 22:27 -!- TelcoBob [n=TelcoBob@user-0c2h0qr.cable.mindspring.com] has quit [] 22:29 -!- maco [n=maco@ubuntu/member/macogw] has joined #se2600 22:29 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o maco] by ChanServ 22:30 -!- opfor_ [n=opfor@75.149.100.253] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 22:31 -!- someninjamaster2 [n=someninj@75.149.100.253] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 22:31 -!- someninjamaster2 [n=someninj@75.149.100.253] has joined #se2600 23:00 -!- Gatewayy [n=gatewayy@unaffiliated/gatewayy] has joined #se2600 23:14 -!- Peaches84 [i=grey@c-68-52-33-133.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 23:48 -!- maco [n=maco@ubuntu/member/macogw] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 23:49 <@sdodson> Is Israel a terrorist nation? 23:54 < Mercster> jews 23:55 <@sdodson> Yes, I imagine most people in Israel are Jewish. 23:55 <@sdodson> Care to elaborate? 23:55 < Mercster> no 23:55 <@sdodson> WHY NOT!? 23:55 < Mercster> i just like typing 'jews' once in awhile and watch people go apeshit 23:55 < Mercster> why must i elaborate 23:55 < Mercster> i could type 'spaniards' and noone would give a fuck 23:56 <@sdodson> Because I requested discussion as to whether Israel is a terrorist state. I thought you might be entertaining that topic. 23:56 < Mercster> nah 23:56 < Mercster> just wanted to say "jews" 23:57 <@sdodson> hoser 23:57 < Mercster> aww, come on 23:57 < Mercster> dont be such a jew about it 23:57 < Mercster> ! 23:57 < Mercster> OHHH LORDY 23:57 <@sdodson> AM NOT! 23:58 -!- CRasH180 [n=crash180@c-69-137-87-69.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit ["sleepy time"] --- Log closed Mon Dec 29 00:00:22 2008