--- Log opened Tue Dec 23 00:00:20 2008
00:06 <@aestetix> Hmm.
00:06 <@aestetix> http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/964514051.html
00:06 <@aestetix> I've been seeing a lot of these wacky ads posted lately.
00:07 < dasunt> What's a "lascivious deviant sexual behavior"?
00:07 <@Catonic> it'll get you laid.
00:08 < dasunt> Does that mean I say "yes" to Corydon76-dig?
00:08  * dasunt worries slightly.
00:09 < dasunt> aestetix: Lets raise a fund to get that apartment used as a site for satanic sacrifices.
00:09 <@Catonic> dasunt: no.
00:10 < dasunt> Also, why does that sound like an ad for going to prison?
00:10 <@Catonic> lascivious deviant sexual behavior is hitting on chicks.
00:10 <@Catonic> sometimes, in an extremely blunt manner.
00:10 <@Catonic> dasunt: because if it gets you laid with a girl under 17, you're going to prison.
00:11 < dasunt> That assumes I don't hang myself to escape from the inane conversation first.
00:11 <@Catonic> just roofie yourself and let her use your dick as a dildo.
00:12 < dasunt> LOL!
00:16 <@Catonic> or get some e and dose yourself
00:16 <@Catonic> worse case scenario, you find yourself going home with a guy.
00:17 <@Catonic> second-from-worst case means you wind up in an orgy.
00:18 < dasunt> So any way I slice it, I get laid.
00:18 < dasunt> But I may walk funny afterwords.
00:19 <@Corydon76-dig> You already walk funny
00:19 < dasunt> Ixnay on our very special night in Vegas, 'kay?
00:20 <@Corydon76-dig> Only Peaches gets very special nights from now on
00:20 <@Corydon76-dig> Even if you wanted my cock, you couldn't get it.
00:22 <@Corydon76-dig> but given what a good friend I am, I'll still try to help you get laid... ;-)
00:22 < dasunt> Alas, rejected by even Corydon.
00:22 <@Corydon76-dig> whaddya mean, even Corydon?
00:22 < dasunt> You're oversexed.  :p
00:22 <@Corydon76-dig> I have a live-in boyfriend who satisfies me sexually.
00:23 <@aestetix> Does he look like Butthead?
00:23 < dasunt> I need a live in GF like that.
00:23 <@Corydon76-dig> What do I need with an angst-ridden young man who doesn't know what he wants?
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00:24 <@Corydon76-dig> aestetix: In drag, he passes for a woman.  So no, he doesn't look like Butthead
00:24 < dasunt> I know what I want.
00:24 < dasunt> But I fear desiring it.
00:24 < dasunt> My angst, it is complicated.
00:24 <@aestetix> Would you fuck a guy who looked like Butthead?
00:24 <@Catonic> sex != love
00:25 <@Catonic> love != sex
00:25 <@Catonic> sex != emotions
00:25 <@aestetix> Catonic, would you?
00:25 < dasunt> Yep, but like a lot of guys, I confuse that.
00:26 <@Corydon76-dig> aestetix: I would have, when I was not in a committed relationship, yes.
00:26 <@Catonic> aestetix: have you ever tasted a better dick than mine?
00:26 <@aestetix> Catonic: logical fallacy of many questions.
00:27 <@Corydon76-dig> Catonic: Yes, I have.  Your dick tastes AWFUL
00:27 <@Corydon76-dig> Might want to wash it more than once a month
00:27 <@Catonic> Corydon76-dig: I didn't pull the string out of your ass to make you speak.
00:28 <@Corydon76-dig> Catonic: is that what you're calling your dick now?
00:28 <@Catonic> My dick doesn't have a name.
00:29 <@Corydon76-dig> Too insignificant?
00:29 <@Corydon76-dig> in both size and deed?
00:29 <@Catonic> It works and it gets repeat business.
00:30 <@Corydon76-dig> For a professional accupunturist, maybe
00:31 <@Catonic> Hey, I didn't have to become a gay manwhore to prove I can get myself laid.
00:31 <@Corydon76-dig> and yet, here you are
00:32 <@aestetix> Catonic: you can get laid. Corydon76-dig is right here.
00:32 <@Corydon76-dig> aestetix: it's your turn.  Needledick is making me cry.
00:33 <@Catonic> Corydon76-dig: just because you're the local authority on dick doesn't mean I'm going to share mine with you. Sorry.
00:33 < dasunt> I thought Catonic was getting laid more often that I was.
00:33 <@Catonic> dasunt: I still am :-p
00:33 <@aestetix> Catonic: you're getting laid?
00:34 <@Catonic> right this very moment.
00:34 <@Corydon76-dig> Catonic: sharing wasn't the word that comes to mind.  Begging is closer to the truth.
00:34 <@aestetix> ugh..
00:35 <@Corydon76-dig> aestetix: Yeah, he's getting laid with the armrest
00:35 <@Corydon76-dig> and you thought it was natural brown leather...
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00:36 <@Corydon76-dig> Morning, maco
00:36 <@maco> hi there
00:36 <@Catonic> dear god, I think you just gouged my mind's eye
00:37 <@Corydon76-dig> As opposed to the armrest, gouging your brown eye
00:38 <@Catonic> Corydon76-dig: do you have an anal-fixation?
00:38 <@Corydon76-dig> Much as I'd love to stay and continue, the husband is calling from bed, so I shall follow.
00:39 <@Catonic> please, go...
00:39 <@Catonic> have fun.
00:42 <@Catonic> anyone played with cflowd on freebsd?
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02:04 <@Catonic> back to dependency hell
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05:26 < Mercster> i intend to flood the channel for about a screenful or so; i beg your pardon, i flood not to annoy but to bring a little joy to your day in this season, and seeing as noone is typing about anything else right now, and it is early morning, i hope you will permit me
05:27 < Mercster> "DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.' Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?"
05:27 < Mercster> "VIRGINIA O'HANLON.
05:27 < Mercster> "115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET."
05:27 < Mercster> VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except [what] they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by 
05:27 < Mercster> Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in se
05:28 < Mercster> Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing
05:28 < Mercster> You may tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, VIRGINIA, in all this world there is nothing else real
05:29 <@coil> ...
05:29 < Mercster> No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.
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05:29 < Mercster> too late asshole, it was all posted :)
05:29 < Mercster> -- anonymous editorial, New York's Sun, Sept. 21, 1897
05:34 < Mercster> as far as blogs go, they're fuckin stupid; i dont read anyone else's blog and i wouldnt expect anyone to read mine
05:35 < Mercster> blogs are the equivelent of those youtube videos where someone stares into a camera and blathers at length about someone noone gives a shit about, convinced someone cares
05:35 < Mercster> pretty much noone does
05:35 < Mercster> so if i have something important to communicate to people, i prefer to use a forum like IRC where people can absorb and respond in real time
05:35 < Mercster> as you have, showing yourself to be an imbecile :)
05:36 < Mercster> see how much more visceral and immediate this is?
05:36 < Mercster> i dont need a platform that seperates me from reaction or response, or indeed the possibility that noone at all is reading
05:36 < Mercster> which is the case for most blogs
05:36 < Mercster> so how about YOU BLOG IT
05:39 <@coil> nope didn't read anything you said
05:39 <@coil> la la la not listening
05:39 < Mercster> ;)
05:39 <@coil> http://pics.livejournal.com/ferdygal/pic/0007w079
05:39 <@coil> there, that's me irl
05:39 <@coil> sfw
05:39 < Mercster> hirsute, eh
05:40 <@coil> i perfer it to be called a fursuit thank you very much
05:41 < Mercster> listen, what you do on weekends at the local holiday inn is none of my business
05:45 < Mercster> speaking of blogs
05:46 < Mercster> i see ubuntu has a version of wordpress a couple of minor versions behind the current release
05:46 < Mercster> ive heard bad security issues with wordpress; i imagine letting an ubuntu repo hand one out is less than optimal
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07:06 < frf2> hey all
07:06 <@brimstone> hi
07:07 <@aestetix> bitch dog
07:07 < frf2> ?? lol
07:08 < frf2> where you from?
07:10 < frf2> you speak french?
07:13 <@Shadow404> 1 more fucking day of this shit
07:54 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0 h0 h0ez!
07:55 <@Dolemite> Shadow404 : What, are you finally telling your family tomorrow that you're gay?
07:55 <@Shadow404> heh, no last day of work before holiday break
07:55 <@Shadow404> got an extra day off for working saturday
07:56 <@Shadow404> cause seattle was snowed in
07:56 <@Shadow404> how the fuck seatte gets snowed in is beyond me, they should be better prepared for this shit being a northern city
07:58 <@Dolemite> yes, but they get much more rain than snow
08:01 < Mercster> haha
08:01 < Mercster> i assunmed Shadow404 was talking about his family or the season or, whatever :)
08:01 < Mercster> that's how my dad is
08:01 < Mercster> "god please let the holidays be over"
08:01 < Mercster> course, he's an asshole
08:29 < Mercster> rise up shepherds, and follow...
08:33 <@Shadow404> Mercster: future father in law and i havent spoken after his b.s. last night
08:33 < Mercster> Shadow404: heh
08:33 < Mercster> Shadow404: dont shit in yer own bed, man
08:33 < Mercster> best make nice
08:33 <@Shadow404> him first, i wasnt the asshole this time
08:34  * Mercster shrugs
08:34 < Mercster> right and wrong dont really matter
08:35 < Mercster> of course if you've found a woman who wont run to her family after every little problem, and use them against you, that's cool
08:35 < Mercster> then it might not matter
08:35 < Mercster> im just sayin'
08:35 < Mercster> from experience...make nice
08:35 < Mercster> you'll pay for it everytime you and wifey have a fight
08:36 < Mercster> file it under "respect your elders" and go with a clear conscience
08:36 < Mercster> he may be wrong, but he's still daddy
08:36 <@Shadow404> na, she doesnt run to daddy, just they are in town for holidays
08:37 < Mercster> nod
08:37 < Mercster> welp, good luck
08:37 < Mercster> there's always "being the bigger man"
08:37 < Mercster> thats all
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09:08 < Mercster> farted
09:09 < Mercster> what does it mean when your farts smell like a decaying corpse whose last meal was rotten pork that's been sprayed with the chemical they add to natural gas to make it smell bad?
09:09 <@I-MOD> it means you should go see the doctor now
09:09 <@Dolemite> It means that you spend way too much time analyzing the aromatic components of your farts.
09:10 <@I-MOD> because you're probably killing the people around you
09:10 < Mercster> listen
09:10 < Mercster> its not that i spend too much time analyzing
09:10 < Mercster> it's that the smell STAYS AROUND THAT LONG
09:10 < Mercster> you really cant help but question it,
09:11 < Mercster> also, i dont have anyone around me
09:11 < Mercster> so im the lucky boy!
09:11 <@I-MOD> maybe you're just rotting from the inside out?
09:11 < Mercster> well i'd consider that, but this smells worse
09:11 <@I-MOD> wow
09:12 <@I-MOD> that's impressive
09:12 < Mercster> i feel as though something inside me is rotting from the inside out
09:12 < Mercster> and then, rotting itself
09:12 < Mercster> and *that's* what comes out of my ass
09:12 <@Corydon76-dig> Take Beano with your meals
09:12 < Mercster> is that all?
09:13 <@Corydon76-dig> If you want a simple solution, yes
09:13 < Mercster> honestly i havent been eating much, just drinking a lot of beer
09:13 < Mercster> perhaps i should take Beano with my beer
09:13 <@Dolemite> you should change the ratio of solid to liquid foods
09:13 <@Dolemite> more solid less liquid
09:13 < Mercster> yea
09:13 < Mercster> more beer
09:13 < Mercster> DAMMIT
09:14 < Mercster> more solid?
09:14 < Mercster> does anyone sell solid beer
09:14 <@Dolemite> Corydon76-dig : Have you checked to see if you qualify for U-verse yet?
09:14 <@I-MOD> Mercster, it's called bread
09:14 < Mercster> I-MOD: yea ive tried that, doesnt fuck me up :(
09:15 <@Corydon76-dig> Dolemite: I got marketing crap about it
09:15 <@Dolemite> You thinking about trying it?
09:15 <@Corydon76-dig> Nope
09:15 <@Dolemite> Considering how shitty your Comcast service is
09:15 <@Corydon76-dig> I'm out of range for DSL
09:16 <@Dolemite> it's not DSL, it's FTTH
09:16 <@Corydon76-dig> Comcast service isn't shitty for TV, though
09:16 < Mercster> haha
09:16 <@Dolemite> I'm getting mine installed on Friday
09:23 <@nachoguy> mr0nin
09:25 <@nachoguy> Corydon, really?
09:26 <@nachoguy> Comcast was almost unwatchable at times up by me
09:26 <@nachoguy> they were more affected by weather than my roof antenna
09:26 <@polerin> nachoguy: sounds like you need a decent technician :P
09:27 <@Corydon76-dig> nachoguy: Yeah, cable TV is as reliable here as my analog telephone
09:27 <@Corydon76-dig> Dolemite: I'd be more inclined to try FTTH if it wasn't provided by the ILEC.
09:28 < Mercster> my comcast digital cable is always glitching
09:28 < Mercster> it's a piece of shit
09:28 <@Corydon76-dig> but it's kind of a choice between the evil of two lessers
09:28 < Mercster> but ive always chalked that up to the building im in
09:28 < Mercster> if i were in a singular residence, id crack the whip
09:28 <@Corydon76-dig> I don't have digital cable
09:29 <@Dolemite> Well don't bitch any more about not having any choices :P
09:29 <@nachoguy> polerin, that was the funny thing, the cable modem, was rock solid (just twice as expensive as uverse).  Tv service was horrible.
09:29 <@polerin> nachoguy: analog or digital?
09:30 <@Corydon76-dig> Dolemite: I'll check into it after the holiday, then report back that they won't have service in my area for another 2 years.
09:30 <@nachoguy> but the part that really made me switch was the customer service people
09:30 <@nachoguy> polerin analog, though it got pixelated like digital
09:30 <@polerin> Mercster: you can still do that.  If nothing else, they will need to rewire the apartment
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09:31 <@polerin> yeah I scare customer service almost as much as I scare people who aren't secure in themself XD
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09:31 <@nachoguy> when I moved from my condo to a house, I brought the cable modem, hooked it up (it worked fine), and called in to tell them that I had moved.
09:31 <@Dolemite> Corydon76-dig : Check into it before 1/31/09, as they have a $200 cash back for ordering online after 30 days of service.
09:31 <@polerin> they don't even get to start into the marketing run through.  :D
09:31 <@nachoguy> they refused to change my account to the new address, becuase the people who lived before me had not canceled.
09:32 <@Dolemite> Charter also announced that they are applying for a state-wide franchise, so Middle TN will probably get even more competition
09:32 < Mercster> polerin: ha ha
09:32 <@polerin> nachoguy: yeahhhh...  because they can't
09:32 <@nachoguy> the modem worked, so I didn't care much.
09:32 < Mercster> polerin: were you the one telling me you've always lived "in the hood"?
09:32 <@nachoguy> I called back 1 month and 3 months later
09:32 <@nachoguy> same thing
09:32 < Mercster> you aint know shit, ladyu
09:32 <@polerin> nachoguy: seriously.   Would YOU want me to cancel your service just because someone completely different on the phone said so?
09:32 <@nachoguy> so the bill kept going to the condo
09:32 < Mercster> this is tha muthafuckin projects
09:32 <@polerin> Mercster: ...  what?
09:32 <@polerin> no
09:32 < Mercster> nobody is coming here to twiddle with my individual cable connection
09:33 <@nachoguy> polerin, they even claimed that they were calling the previous owner
09:33 <@polerin> Mercster: no I disturb people because I'm not normal.  :P
09:33 <@polerin> nachoguy: see, that's bs
09:33 <@polerin> nachoguy: heh
09:33 < Mercster> polerin: ok well, this is section 8 housing and noone's coming here to fix shit :P
09:33 <@nachoguy> I figured 3 -4 months out, if they didn't care, I didn't care
09:33 <@polerin> Mercster: and yes, they will twiddle your idividual cable.
09:33 <@polerin> Mercster: even if it's section 8
09:33 <@nachoguy> I figured I had to switch before I sold the condo.  Unfortunatly, I still haven't sold it
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09:34 <@nachoguy> anyone want to buy a condo near Chicago?
09:34 <@polerin> I've done any number of jobs in section 8, and more in the literal projects.
09:34 <@brimstone> polerin!
09:34 <@polerin> nachoguy: if you want to do it, take bills to the office
09:34 <@polerin> brb
09:34 <@polerin> brimstone: hai you .. sec
09:35 <@Dolemite> http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/2008/12/22/divorce/index.html?source=rss&aim=/mwt/broadsheet
09:35  * brimstone taps his foot and waits
09:35 <@Dolemite> Whacked out shit.  Saudi courts deny an 8 year old girl a divorce from her 58 year old husband.
09:35 < Mercster> Dolemite: what a whore
09:35 <@nachoguy> polerin, nah, I'm much happier with the uverse service.  Price is pretty good too
09:35 < Mercster> what, just cuz she didnt wanna learn how to make sandwiches?
09:36 < Mercster> talk about prima donna
09:36 <@Dolemite> Yeah, the price on the u-verse is much better than Comcast for HD and digital
09:36 <@Dolemite> plus the internetz connection will hopefully be as good or better than my DSL has been
09:37 < Mercster> "how are your tubes?"
09:38 <@polerin> nachoguy: **nods**
09:38 <@Corydon76-dig> Dolemite: The mother should refile for an annulment, not a divorce
09:38 <@polerin> nachoguy: I dont' care what people do, I just try to give them insight into comcast's inner working to help with their issues :P
09:39 <@Dolemite> Corydon76-dig : There may not be such a thing under Saudi law.  I am not a scholar of such.
09:39  * polerin pokes brim
09:41 <@nachoguy> polerin, yeah, I'm not complaining to you, I just thought you'd find some of it amusing
09:41 <@polerin> hehe
09:41 <@polerin> I do
09:41 <@brimstone> polerin: is there a way to make sql files from the model files, or the model files from the sql files in cake?
09:41 <@polerin> I just find it ammusing there are people in here who think i'm a comcast cheerleader
09:41 <@polerin> brimstone: schema
09:41 < Mercster> STOP DEFENDING COMCAST
09:41 <@polerin> brimstone: what exactly are you wanting to do
09:41 < Mercster> j/k
09:42 <@polerin> brimstone: heh, aka ~firstthing in #cakephp "What are you trying to do, and why are you trying to do it."
09:43 < Mercster> polerin: starting friday or so there was a failure with some AT&T routers or some such, players of WoW on comcast were screaming bloody murder...you couldnt convince them it wasnt a) blizard or b) comcast's fault
09:43 <@brimstone> polerin: i want to either generate the model or sql by and automagically generate the other
09:44 <@polerin> Mercster: yeah it bounced my ping to 200+ on my normal CS:S servers
09:44 <@Corydon76-dig> Mercster: given how both of them have screwed up in the past, including falsely denying when it was their fault, you can't exactly blame the reaction
09:44 < Mercster> Corydon76-dig: *shrug*
09:45 < Mercster> polerin: it was a massacre
09:45 <@polerin> brimstone: bake
09:45 <@brimstone> not right now, i'm at work
09:45 <@brimstone> oh wait, for cake
09:45  * I-MOD bakes a cake
09:45 <@polerin> lol
09:45  * Mercster cakes a bake
09:46 <@Corydon76-dig> This is why I'm not surprised when I tell a Comcast phone tech what the problem is, they deny it, run a few tests, and admit that I was right
09:46  * I-MOD bakes in front of the TV
09:46 <@polerin> Corydon76-dig: yeah it's pretty endemic
09:46 < Mercster> mmm lady on rosetta stone commercial
09:46 <@Shadow404> Mercster: yeah, shes hot
09:46 < Mercster> i want to put millions of my tiny babies inside of you
09:47 <@Shadow404> i'd do her
09:47 < Mercster> Shadow404: yeah
09:47 < Mercster> id hit it
09:47 <@polerin> brimstone: bake generates model skeletons from sql
09:48  * brimstone goes off to poke at "bake"
09:48  * Shadow404 will get baked when he gets home
09:48 <@Shadow404> best way to deal with the in-laws
09:48 < Mercster> i dont have any weed, im just getting drunk
09:48 < Mercster> beeeeeeer
09:49 <@Shadow404> beer and bake,mmmmm, good idea
09:49 < Mercster> i go over to my dad's tomorrow, i hope he doesnt mind if i bring beer
09:49 < Mercster> if he does, too fuckin' bad!
09:49 <@polerin> brimstone: I think there's a podcast
09:49 <@polerin> brimstone: it's not perfect, but its getting better, and there are some neat things that can be done with the shells
09:50 <@polerin> I wish I could release some of our internal tools, but it's not happening ;)
09:50 <@Dolemite> Mercster : Yet the funny thing is that my AT&T DSL conection didn't have the same problems
09:50 <@Dolemite> it was apparently a peering issue between AT&T and Comcast
09:51 < Mercster> Dolemite: honestly i cant tell you the exact problem...sounded like either a router issue in texas or california
09:51 < Mercster> Dolemite: at any rate its fixed now, and everyone's gone from crying on the WoW forums to playing
09:52 <@Shadow404> our comcast was just fine
09:52 < Mercster> it affected me, i was getting disconnected every 5 minutes, but i knew enough that my traceroutes werent the all-knowing arbiters of truth'
09:52 <@Evilpig> nobody is playing wow 
09:52 < Mercster> it was mainly connections from east -> west
09:52 <@Dolemite> Yeah, right now nobody is playing WoW.  It's Tuesday.
09:52 < Mercster> Evilpig: yea, i bet
09:53 <@Shadow404> woot for route redundancy and failover protection
09:53 < Mercster> tuesday on christmas eve eve
09:53 < Mercster> i bet noone's playing
09:54 <@I-MOD> you don't know the personality of a good portion of WoW players, then
09:54 <@Dolemite> Evilpig : I logged out at 50% to 76 last night
09:54 <@Dolemite> I had less than 1 bubble when I logged on
09:54 < Mercster> I-MOD: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
09:54 <@I-MOD> NUH UH
09:54 <@Dolemite> So that's not too bad.  I'll go do the daily pup roundup again tonight and see what I can do in Conquest Hold.
09:54 <@I-MOD> too bad sarcasm doesn't readily transmit over the internet :D
09:55 < Mercster> :)
10:00 <@Evilpig> Mercster: nobody is.  the servers are down for maint.  :P
10:01 < Mercster> Evilpig: oooh shit, really? havent logged in this morning yet
10:01 <@Evilpig> http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/realmstatus/?rhtml=y
10:01 < Mercster> heh, yep
10:02 < Mercster> good thing i havent tried :)
10:05 <@Evilpig> y'all remember that video that was shown about a year ago with the photo stretching and squeezing?  you could reduce the area between subjects or increase it while maintaining the image?
10:05 <@Evilpig> they put that into photoshop cs4 now
10:08 <@Evilpig> http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop/photoshopextended/features/?view=topnew  "Content aware scaling"
10:26 <@polerin> yeah
10:26 <@polerin> it's not perfect, but it's interesting
10:27 <@Dolemite> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb50GMmY5nk&eurl=http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/12/thundercats_trailer_made_from.php&feature=player_embedded
10:27 <@Dolemite> ZOMG it's on teh internetz, it must be real!
10:29 < Mercster> weeeeeeeeell
10:29 < Mercster> dont go round tonight
10:29 < Mercster> well its bound to take your life
10:29 < Mercster> there's a bad moon
10:29 < Mercster> on the rise
10:29 <@I-MOD> CCR!
10:29 < Mercster> :)
10:30 < Mercster> ccr rules
10:30 < Mercster> down on the bayou
10:31 <@Dolemite> Gee, I dunno, they just sound like John Fogerty to me. ;)
10:31 < Mercster> Dolemite: heh
10:31 < Mercster> Dolemite: come on, give credit where credit's due
10:33 <@Evilpig> oh noes... out botnet has not been keeping pace with the other ppl  http://se2600.myminicity.com/
10:34 <@Shadow404> we owned it for long enough, now were taking our cut of the income and corrupting the city into a pit of darkness
10:34 -!- Synx_hm [n=synx@143.sub-97-7-179.myvzw.com] has joined #se2600
10:34 < Synx_hm> morning peeps
10:34 < Mercster> hi Synx_hm
10:35 < Synx_hm> ive got a random question this morning
10:35 <@Evilpig> 42
10:35 <@Shadow404> oh noes
10:35 <@Shadow404> 42
10:35 <@Shadow404> heh, good timing Evilpig
10:36 < Synx_hm> i have a tattoo of a cross in binary on my back (strange i know but has vey special meaning to me) and i am thinking about getting a AUM (om) symbol on my chest or inner arm
10:36 <@Evilpig> should I go home and get my wifi adapter to test this free network?
10:36 <@Shadow404> yes
10:36 < Mercster> Synx_hm: so ah
10:36 < Mercster> Synx_hm: question?
10:36 <@Evilpig> Synx_hm: just get a rainbow on your lower back and be done with it
10:36 < Synx_hm> would it be strange to have different spiritual tattoos
10:36 < Synx_hm> Evilpig: thats next
10:36 < Mercster> okay well
10:37 < Mercster> i have tats myself
10:37 < Synx_hm> one that leads to the crack of my ass
10:37 <@Dolemite> Synx_hm : That's not all that unusual
10:37 < Mercster> and i feel it incumbant upon myself to answer this one
10:37 < Mercster> no
10:37 < Mercster> not at all, since noone seems to care what tats they get
10:37 < Mercster> as long as they look cool
10:37 < Synx_hm> ha
10:37 < Synx_hm> its not about looking cool
10:37 < Mercster> oh
10:37 < Synx_hm> ive got a huge freaking tree on my side for christ sake
10:37 < Mercster> well then yes
10:38 < Mercster> having tatoos from two different faith traditions would be fuckin stupid
10:38 < Mercster> next question
10:38 < Synx_hm> ya, i was thinking the same, although the meaning is completly different for the cross on my back :(
10:38 < Mercster> well, it depends on what you believe
10:38 <@Dolemite> Unless it was to illustrate that there is room for tolerance and understanding of multiple faiths
10:39 < Mercster> if it's consistent with your belief system, go for it
10:39 <@rhia> um, why must only ONE spiritual tradition hold ALL truth?
10:39 < Mercster> fuck anyone who doesnt care or understand
10:39 < Synx_hm> ya
10:39 < Mercster> rhia: ask the same about a mathematical equation and get back to me
10:39 < Synx_hm> we'll see i guess
10:39 <@Dolemite> Just like when I was talking to this really hot bartender at TGIFridays with ware and she had both a Madonna and a whore tatt'ed on her arms...  because she loved the dichotomy
10:39 < Mercster> humanists are always "many truths can be true" until it comes to their scientific theories or math equations
10:40 < Mercster> THEN there's only one truth
10:40 <@rhia> it's your beliefs and your body - are you getting the tats to impress other people or to express yourself?
10:40 <@Dolemite> Mercster: So 1 + 1 = 2 always and forever?
10:40 < Mercster> maybe a tattoo that says "M=ce^2" would be cool
10:40 < Mercster> hey, all truths matter, right?
10:40 < Synx_hm> i just done wana come off as that jackass with a bunch of tatts that thinks he looks cool
10:40  * Mercster chuckles at rhia
10:40 < Mercster> Synx_hm: fuck everybody else
10:40 < Synx_hm> werd
10:40 < Mercster> Synx_hm: whatever matters to you, get it
10:40 <@Dolemite> Mercster : I say that 1 + 1 = 10
10:40 < Mercster> im with ya bro
10:40 < Mercster> Dolemite: get a tattoo saying so!
10:41 <@Dolemite> I'm not a tattoo kind of guy
10:41 < Mercster> well then
10:41 <@rhia> Dolemite: and yet both statements are 'true'
10:41 < Synx_hm> Dolemite: you cant know that for sure until you get one ;)
10:41 < Mercster> rhia: if you dont have faith in anything but science, that's fine, but at the same time it gives you no space top speak to the appropriateness of relgious symbology
10:42 < Mercster> rhia: please get a tattoo "C=em^2"
10:42 <@rhia> Dolemite: that thundercats trailer - 'movie' looks to be better than a lot of the dreck hollywood produces <g>
10:42 < Mercster> everything's true, right
10:42 < Mercster> all truths are the same
10:42 < Mercster> we should not discern truth
10:42 < Mercster> there's room for everything
10:43 < Mercster> including my believe that the speed of light equals mass squared times energy
10:43 < Mercster> hey, who cares if it makes sense
10:43 < Synx_hm> anyone see seven pounds yet?
10:43 < Mercster> or is "correct"
10:44 <@Evilpig> yes
10:44 < Mercster> there's room for everyone
10:44 <@Evilpig> it was good
10:44 < Synx_hm> ya, intense was more like it ;)
10:47 < Synx_hm> ugh
10:47 < Mercster> Synx_hm: the binary is in the shape of a cross?
10:47 < Mercster> Synx_hm: or the binary describes a cross
10:47 < Mercster> Synx_hm: have a pic?
10:47 < Synx_hm> it seems the more you get the more you limit what you can get next
10:47 < Synx_hm> Mercster: ya give me a sec to dig one up
10:47 < Mercster> Synx_hm: k
10:47 < Synx_hm> its binary in the shape
10:48 < Mercster> Synx_hm: listen, people change...i wasnt a christian until i was 25 or so...dont let past tattoos limit you
10:48 < Mercster> Synx_hm: make it matter to you, that's all that matters
10:48 < Mercster> everyone else can take a long jump off the short pier
10:49 < Mercster> if a particular tattoo doesnt jive with you, that means you've changed...find another way to interpret it, or add/change it a bit to jive with what you believe
10:49 < Mercster> course, it's good to kinda figure out what you're about before getting too many tatoos
10:50 < Mercster> a tattoo can only be revised so many times ;-) before it looks like crap, anyway
10:50 < Mercster> but hey
10:50 < Mercster> id rather a tattoo look like crap than say something im not about
10:50 < Mercster> so that's all up to you
10:50 < Mercster> i actually have a tattoo that needs changing
10:51 < Mercster> luckily it wont take much
10:52 < Synx_hm> give me a few more to find a pic
10:52 < Synx_hm> i am on the road
10:52 < Synx_hm> however this one will never change
10:52 < Synx_hm> its actually a memorial tattoo
10:52 < Mercster> nod
10:53 < Mercster> well then, it need nod conflict with other tattoos
10:54 < Synx_hm> oh man family stresses me the fuck out
10:55 < Mercster> im heading for that tomorrow
10:55 < Mercster> going over to my dad's
10:55 < Mercster> with lots of extended/step/otherwise family
10:55 < Mercster> but i know who i am, i know what matters :) no biggie
10:55 < Synx_hm> ya
10:55 < Synx_hm> i just feel when i am home that i have to be with everyone all the time
10:55 < Mercster> nah
10:55 < Mercster> just be yourself
10:55 < Mercster> you know who you are
10:55 < Synx_hm> and i am the point in my life that i rather enjoy my alone time ya know
10:55 < Synx_hm> ya
10:56 < Mercster> i hear ya
10:56 < Synx_hm> http://www.aloneinthevoid.com/webimages/tattoo.jpg
10:56 < Mercster> ohhh, i like that
10:56 < Mercster> nice
10:56 < Mercster> well, whatever. it doesnt matter what other ppl think
10:56 < Synx_hm> thanks
10:56 < Mercster> if you arent christian, well, it could be memorial for someone who was
10:56 < Mercster> ya know
10:56 < Synx_hm> its unix time for my moms birth to the min and her passing
10:57 < Mercster> ahh cool
10:57 < Synx_hm> and the shading is her ashes
10:57 < Mercster> gotcha
10:57 < Synx_hm> a little strange but it means alot to me :)
10:57 < Mercster> well listen if you want an "aum" around it, *I* as a christian wouldnt see the point
10:57 < Mercster> but, you aint me :)
10:57 < Mercster> and noone else is you
10:57 < Mercster> so get what matters to you
10:57 < Mercster> fuck everybody else, including me
10:57 < Synx_hm> ;)
10:58 < Synx_hm> i am still not decided but ill let ya know what i end up doing ;)
10:58 < Mercster> ok
10:58 < Synx_hm> i show you my tree?
10:58 <@Evilpig> Synx_hm: I think he is offering himself to you
10:58 < Mercster> nope
10:58 < Mercster> id like to see it tho
10:58 < Synx_hm> Evilpig: duh but thats to be taken care of in a query ;)
10:58 < Mercster> ya
10:59 < Synx_hm> http://www.aloneinthevoid.com/webimages/tree.jpg
10:59 < Mercster> Evilpig: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS LOVE IS TIMELESS
10:59 < Synx_hm> Evilpig: had to ruin it for me
10:59 < Synx_hm> haha
10:59 < Mercster> Synx_hm:
10:59 < Mercster> Synx_hm: Page not found The requested page could not be found.
10:59 < Synx_hm> err
10:59 < Synx_hm> http://www.aloneinthevoid.com/webimages/tree.JPG
10:59 < Mercster> damn
10:59 < Mercster> bet that hurt like a bitch
10:59 <@Evilpig> 10:58 < Synx_hm> i am still not decided but ill let ya know what i end up doing ;)
10:59 <@Evilpig> shit
10:59 <@Evilpig> stupid mouse
10:59 <@Evilpig> http://firewall.icscci.com/~wilbur/kick/kick2.html
10:59 < Mercster> Synx_hm: reminds me of yggdrasil :)
11:00 <@Evilpig> anyone wanna slice up some countries for me?
11:01 < Mercster> Synx_hm: http://quanta.homeip.net/merctat.jpg
11:02 < Mercster> Synx_hm: http://quanta.homeip.net/tat2.jpg
11:03 < Synx_hm> nice
11:03 < Mercster> Synx_hm: http://quanta.homeip.net/gmoney.jpg better view of same tat
11:04 < Mercster> Synx_hm: http://quanta.homeip.net/tat1.jpg
11:04 < Synx_hm> i was gonna say i couldnt see shit in that tat2.jpg
11:04 <@Dolemite> I've been to 9 out of the 14 countries on that map.
11:04 < Mercster> Synx_hm: http://quanta.homeip.net/tattoo2.jpg
11:05 < Mercster> er, just added read privs
11:05 < Mercster> Synx_hm: http://quanta.homeip.net/tattoo2.jpg
11:05 < Synx_hm> is that on your fore arm?
11:05 < Mercster> yeah
11:05 < Mercster> i have 4 forearm tats + 1 on my stomach
11:05 < Mercster> 5 in all
11:06 < Synx_hm> cool
11:06 < Synx_hm> that hurt on the stomach?
11:06 < Mercster> absolutely
11:06 < Mercster> :)
11:06 < Synx_hm> figured so
11:06 < Synx_hm> the side doesn't feel so well either
11:06 < Mercster> first one i got actually
11:06 < Mercster> yeah
11:06 < Mercster> was gonna say, yours looks painful
11:06 < Mercster> at least as painful as my stomach one
11:06 < Mercster> if not more
11:06 < Mercster> all those ribs
11:07 < Synx_hm> i think the part that hurt the worse was up by my nipple and under my armpit
11:07 < Mercster> nod
11:07 < Mercster> real sensitive
11:07 < Synx_hm> hard to say though it all fucking hurt haha
11:07 < Synx_hm> well worth it though
11:07 < Mercster> hehe yep
11:07 < Mercster> anyone who says tattoos dont hurt is full of shit
11:07 < Mercster> but thats part of it
11:07 < Synx_hm> yup
11:07 < Mercster> releases endorphins
11:07 < Mercster> all that
11:07 < Synx_hm> well i am out for a bit
11:08 < Synx_hm> catch ya all later
11:08 < Mercster> seeya in a bit Synx_hm
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11:10 < Mercster> fuckin perms
11:10 < Mercster> http://quanta.homeip.net/tat1.jpg
11:12 <@Corydon76-dig> Tattoos on certain places of the skin don't hurt.  Other places hurt like hell (like the back of the arm).
11:12 <@Corydon76-dig> Side of the arm doesn't hurt at all
11:12 < Mercster> well...all places hurt, some more than others
11:13 < Mercster> back of arm and stomach were prolly the worst
11:13 < Mercster> back of forearm near the elbow
11:13 < Mercster> that was a bitch
11:13 <@Corydon76-dig> Near bones doesn't hurt particularly... it just is a weird feeling, because it jostles the skeleton
11:14 < Mercster> makes you itch in weird places
11:15 < Mercster> one time i had surgery in my underarm
11:15 < Mercster> and they had some weird electronic cauterizing thing
11:15 < Mercster> and it hit a nerve
11:15 <@Corydon76-dig> I've heard front of the neck is just as painful as the stomach
11:15 < Mercster> and the whole left side of my body started to shake
11:15 < Mercster> that was scary, and lame
11:15 < Mercster> and kind of the same
11:15 < Mercster> Corydon76-dig: i'd imagine so
11:16 <@Corydon76-dig> There's a famous pro wrestler who had his wife's name tattooed on the front of his neck
11:16 < Mercster> Corydon76-dig: they say stomach is one of the most painful places...well that was my first tat, so, the rest have been painful here and there, but, i can always compare to the stomach :)
11:16 < Mercster> ive been thru the worst
11:16 < Mercster> or, nearly anyway
11:16 < Mercster> im quite a gangster. not not gangster enough to get a tattoo on my neck
11:17 <@I-MOD> bottom sides of the arms are supposed to be pretty bad, as well
11:17 < Mercster> the ones on my arms that were on the inside, and close to elbow, hurt
11:17 < Mercster> that 'web' tatttoo gang members get
11:17 < Mercster> im tellin ya, that hurt
11:18 < Mercster> but the pain is part of it
11:18 < Mercster> if yer used to gettin tattoos, thats just part of it
11:19 < Mercster> wouldnt mean as much without the pain
11:19 < Mercster> kinda like life
11:20 < Mercster> i consider my tattoos to be battle scars
11:20 < Mercster> it'd be weird if they didnt hurt
11:21 <@rattle> Woah.  River Rd is living up to it's name!  http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/12/23/bpr.md.water.rescue.cnn
11:21 < Mercster> rattle, you SOB
11:21 <@rattle> I didn't do it!
11:21 < Mercster> that's the first line you've typed into irc since ive joined
11:22 < Mercster> rattle: im the weird bearded dude who rode with you to phreaknic :)
11:23 <@rattle> Oh, werd.  Welcome to #se2600.  Should I curtsey or something?
11:23 < Mercster> id appreciate it if you bended over
11:23 < Mercster> but understand if you dont
11:23 <@rattle> Very well then.  I appreciate your understanding.
11:23 < Mercster> ;-)
11:24 < Mercster> that url isnt giving me any love
11:25 < Mercster> video widget loads blank
11:25 < Mercster> i blame linux
11:25 <@rattle> Your flash probably isn't the version they are using.
11:25 < Mercster> well, i have flashblock
11:25 <@rattle> I think it required an upgrade on my mac somewhat recently to use the CNN stuff.
11:26 < Mercster> which is why i expected the clickable thingie
11:26 < Mercster> but it's just, pitch black
11:26  * Mercster shrugs helplessly
11:27 <@Dementia> wow, that sucks
11:27  * rhia glomps Dementia 
11:27 <@I-MOD> i had to click the video link on the side again
11:27 <@Dementia> hi rhia
11:28 < Mercster> rattle: i know a few ppl who live in SF, whatever im missing, it cant be worse than the tenderloin
11:28 <@rattle> I'm glad it didn't happen to the big water main on MacArthur..  That would have paralyzed most of the area...  This one just fucks up Potomic.
11:28 < Mercster> weather has been nutty from coast to coast
11:29 <@rattle> The loin is only really scary at night..
11:29 <@Dementia> it's snowing like hell here in Chicago... still
11:29 <@rattle> During the day, it's pretty entertaining.
11:29 < Mercster> rattle: in knoxville it was 60F on friday...40F saturday...15F sunday
11:29 < Mercster> rattle: HEH
11:29 < Mercster> er, heh
11:30 <@rattle> Yesterday it was 19f here.  I walked outside when my hair was still wet, and my hair froze.
11:30 < Mercster> yeah
11:30 < Mercster> thats the kind of shit i put up with in the midwest
11:30 < Mercster> iowa/nebraska
11:30 <@Dementia> Sunday night the windchill was -27
11:30 <@Dementia> I was unthrilled
11:30 < Mercster> ive told myself, ill never live south of the mason-dixon again
11:30 < Mercster> i dont give a fuck what happens
11:30 < Mercster> im a southern boy, i cant take that shit
11:31 <@rhia> Dementia: -27?  that makes belly dancing - challenging
11:31 < Mercster> makes anything challenging
11:31 < Mercster> makes walking challenging
11:32 <@Dementia> or breathing
11:32 < Mercster> thinking
11:34 < Mercster> ah
11:34 < Mercster> im using that suck free flash plugin thing
11:34 < Mercster> damn you, ubuntu
11:34  * Mercster installs adobe flash
11:36 <@Dementia> http://www.weather.gov/os/windchill/index.shtml just in case you'd like to know how long it'll take you to get frostbite
11:36  * polerin bites dem
11:36  * Dementia watches as her arm shatters
11:36 <@Dementia> don't do that
11:36 <@Dementia> :)
11:37 < Mercster> hm, still nothin
11:37 < Mercster> strange
11:37 < Mercster> the strange thing is, flashblock isnt even loading for that widget
11:41 < Mercster> i and my internet pals used to like coming up with slogans for linux
11:42 < Mercster> i think one is appropriate at this juncture
11:42 < Mercster> Linux: Fuck Flash, We Can Still View Porn
11:43 < Mercster> Linux: "Works" Is Relative
11:43 < Mercster> Linux: At Least We Wont Give You Herpes
11:44 < Mercster> come on, join in
11:44 < Mercster> Linux: It Was Free?
11:45 < Mercster> Linux: It May Suck, But You Can View The Source
11:46 < Mercster> Linux: Who Needs Functionality
11:46 <@rattle> No Flash, no youporn.com.
11:48 <@Dolemite> Don't generalize Linux for your inability to watch flashporn.  My Ubuntu install views CNN and YouTube videos all the time with no problems.
11:48 < Mercster> rattle: a) thanks for the link b) works fine, the cnn page is still h0erked
11:48 < Mercster> Dolemite: it's something about that cnn page
11:49 < Mercster> youtube/various flash porn works fine
11:51 < Mercster> Dolemite: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/12/23/bpr.md.water.rescue.cnn loads for you?
11:51 <@Dolemite> I'm not at home to test it on my ubuntu system
11:51 <@rattle> I'm not Ubuntu or Adobe support.
11:53 <@rattle> I think you should take off and nuke the entire hard drive from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.  Then install Slackware or Gentoo, because I enjoy watching users suffer.
11:53 <@Dolemite> Install Slackware, and then ask Dagmar to recommend the "best setup" for you.
11:54 <@Dolemite> That will really give us a good show
11:54 <@rattle> Yep, that's a great strategy.
11:54 <@rattle> I can't think of a better way to go about it really..
11:55 <@rattle> I'm bet he also knows the exact number of GB necessary for a dual boot windows for playing wow, so there will be no waste.
11:55 <@Dolemite> You don't need to dual boot to play WoW!
11:55 < Mercster> heh
11:55 <@rattle> It runs under Linux?
11:55 <@Dolemite> I run WoW on my Ubuntu system at home.
11:55 <@Dolemite> wine
11:55 <@rattle> Damn.  I've been living totally wrong.
11:56 < Mercster> last slackware i ran was 3.0 or so
11:56 < Mercster> rattle: yeah, WoW under wine is flawless
11:56 <@Dolemite> The only gotcha is that ventrilo is finicky and a pain in the ass to get working with wine
11:56 < Mercster> Dolemite: havent ventured there yet
11:56 <@sdodson> unce unce unce
11:56 <@rattle> At least there is still suffering involved...
11:56 <@Dolemite> they need to release that linux client and be done with it
11:56 <@sdodson> VENTRILO SUXS MYBALLZ!
11:57 <@sdodson> Cedega 7.0 just came out, I'm going to buy a copy and then never use it.
11:57 < Mercster> sdodson: most things suck your balls, that's no benchmark
11:57 <@sdodson> Mercster: You talk big words
11:58 < Mercster> remember what grandma said
11:58 < Mercster> big words, big dick
11:58 < Mercster> wait, no...
11:58 <@rattle> Whatever the water treatment thing my new apartment has is rocks.  Everything I make with water is tasting better.
11:59 < Mercster> rattle: my apt complex offers up sulpher water
11:59 < Mercster> nothing like tasting farts out of the tap
11:59 <@sdodson> rattle: crack rock
12:00 < Mercster> schm0ke it
12:00 <@rattle> Mercster: Yes, but you have instant access to meth at your apartment.
12:00 < Mercster> rattle: true
12:00 < Mercster> it's a tradeoff
12:00 <@rattle> I have a concierge that can like pick up dry cleaning..  But they won't get me meth...
12:00 < Mercster> fartwater, meth
12:01 <@nachoguy> http://tinyurl.com/8uc69v
12:01 < Mercster> rattle: to be honest, there's no meth around here. plenty of crack tho
12:01 <@Dolemite> nachoguy : That your new hairdo?
12:01 <@nachoguy> I guess it could be considered NSFW, if you work for some hardline Christians
12:01 <@sdodson> What should I have for lunch?
12:01 < Mercster> and i dont mean internet-nerd-haha-funny-crack, i mean real crack
12:01 <@nachoguy> Dolemite, I'm considering it
12:01 < Mercster> honest to goodness crack up in yo FACE
12:01 <@Dolemite> nachoguy : sexy
12:01 <@sdodson> nachoguy: sfw?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:02 <@rattle> Mercster: Really?  That's probably a good thing.  I think meth is worse than crack..
12:02 < Mercster> rattle: probably
12:02 <@nachoguy> sdodson yeah
12:02 <@sdodson> oh that
12:02 <@rattle> Of course, that's kind of like saying that you can deal with loosing a leg below the knee easier than a hand at the wrist...
12:02 <@sdodson> ya i saw that the other day, stop browsing apina while at work, nachoguy !
12:02 < Mercster> ive smoked both, im pretty sure meth will fuck up your life quicker than crack
12:02 <@sdodson> why's it matter, stay away from both.
12:03 <@rhia> nachoguy: dunno if i want to know how you found that image
12:03 < Mercster> crack is "oh that was nice" meth is "oh that was, WAIT GIMME MORE YOU FUCK, ILL SUCK YO' DICK!"
12:03 <@rattle> sdodson: It's part of a neighborhood's character.
12:03 <@nachoguy> Rhia: digg
12:03 <@rhia> nachoguy: knew there was a reason i avoid digg <g>
12:04 <@rattle> Kind of like how it's more likely in some places to have your roads turn into rivers than to get hit by a tornado.
12:04 <@Shadow404> like md?
12:04 <@sdodson> Shadow404: wtf is md?
12:04 < Mercster> maryland
12:04 <@Shadow404> and by chance, that same road be called river rd.
12:05 <@rattle> Like, if you live in a place where everyone is doing coke, you are probably in a nice neighborhood.
12:05 <@sdodson> Shadow404: provide context dumbass.
12:05 < Mercster> i had a drug friend once who was from maryland, i tried to crack on maryland once and he got very serious
12:05 <@Shadow404> sdodson: listen to the news you douche
12:05 < Mercster> "maryland aint no joke, kiiiiid"
12:05 <@rattle> With high occupancy turnover..
12:05 <@rattle> I'm like that with Jersey.
12:05 < Mercster> heh
12:06 <@sdodson> News is for hosers.
12:06 <@nachoguy> Rhia: I think we should call him "Snidely Nipplash"
12:06 < Mercster> sdodson: google news is cool, you can sort the bullshit easiler
12:06 < Mercster> easlier? good lord
12:06 < Mercster> easily
12:06 <@Shadow404> more easily
12:07 < Mercster> there you go
12:07 <@rhia> rattle: & where everyone'd drug of choice is Glen Livet or better --- your maid brings you the coke
12:07 <@sdodson> What should I have for lunch?
12:07 < Mercster> my dick
12:08 < Mercster> j/k
12:08 < Mercster> how about a sandwich
12:08 <@sdodson> lunch not a snack
12:08 < Mercster> sandwiches are nice
12:08 < Mercster> sdodson: haha
12:08 < Mercster> :)
12:08 <@Dolemite> $5 Footlongs
12:08 < Mercster> Dolemite: mmm
12:08 <@Dolemite> There's a guild on Mal'Ganis called Five Dollar Footlongs
12:08 < Mercster> heh
12:08 <@nachoguy> did you ask for "double meat"?
12:09 < Mercster> just dont mention $5 footlongs to a snob, you'll hear a speech about quiznos
12:09 < Mercster> $7 half-foot-longs
12:10 <@Dolemite> Quizno's is tasty, but pricey
12:10 < Mercster> yeah
12:10 < Mercster> it is damn tasty, i wont deny that
12:10 < Mercster> but subway is decent, and more cost effective
12:11 <@nachoguy> Quiznos has made me ill the few imes I've eaten it
12:11 < Mercster> huh
12:12 < Mercster> nachoguy: like the guy from 'supersize me'?
12:13 < Mercster> "my wife hs been feeding me organic wheatgrass bark salads for 3 years, WHOA, THIS BURGERKING MADE ME SICK"
12:13 <@nachoguy> no, like foodpoisoning ill
12:13 < Mercster> not convinced!
12:13 < Mercster> nachoguy: suck
12:14 <@nachoguy> I eat 7/11 hotdogs, and dollar menu stuff from wendys/mcdonalds.  It take more than a bit of grease to knock me out
12:14 < Mercster> heh
12:14 <@Dolemite> ZOMFG...   Amazing Grace remixed as gay europop as the theme music to someone's house Christmas Lights display...
12:14 <@Dolemite> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtbq_pT09EE&eurl=http://www.geekologie.com/&feature=player_embedded
12:15 <@Dolemite> nachoguy : Damn, boy.  Better be eating Grape Nuts for breakfast every day to keep from clogging up.
12:15 < Mercster> amazing grace...gay europop...christmas
12:15  * Mercster head explodes
12:15 <@nachoguy> Dolemite, I don't do it everyday, not anymore
12:16 <@nachoguy> during college though.  I lived on gas station hotdogs and wendys doublestacks (the dollar menu things made with more grease than meat, not the decent size burgers)
12:18 < Mercster> i consider wendy's pretty quality, compared to most fast food
12:18 <@Dolemite> Yikes!  I think there's one of these on the door to Corydon's house...
12:18 <@Dolemite> http://failblog.org/2008/12/21/entrance-fail-3/
12:19 < Mercster> hah
12:19 < Mercster> ouch
12:19 <@Shadow404> is that supposed to mean black tie only?
12:19 < Mercster> browneye only
12:20 <@Shadow404> how the fuck is that a chef?
12:21 <@Dolemite> http://failblog.org/2008/12/16/crane-fail-3/
12:21 < Mercster> consider that he's selling food in france
12:22 <@Dolemite> http://failblog.org/2008/12/15/pen-drive-fail/
12:23 <@Shadow404> lawl
12:26 <@Dolemite> http://failblog.org/2008/12/10/online-dating-fail/
12:26 <@Dolemite> http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/
12:26 <@Drag0n> at least the last one was honest
12:26 <@Shadow404> heh, that would be ware's answer
12:27 < Mercster> http://failblog/irc-failblog-fail
12:27 <@Dolemite> yeah, I'm surprised we didn't see 'ware' as the applicant
12:27 <@Shadow404> lawl, i like the resort sign
12:27 <@Drag0n> yep, and catonics
12:31 < Mercster> Drag0n: they accept applications from virgins?
12:31 < Mercster> OOOOH SHIT
12:31 <@Dolemite> http://failblog.org/2008/12/02/homework-fail/
12:33 <@Dolemite> No, the following is the view of Catonic's future:
12:33 <@Dolemite> http://failblog.org/2008/11/30/wtf-fail/
12:33 <@Shadow404> heh, lawl, on the stripper
12:34 <@Dolemite> And rhia would like this one:
12:34 <@Dolemite> http://failblog.org/2008/11/28/price-fail/
12:34 < Mercster> i dont even get that one
12:35 < Mercster> and me being a christian doesnt doesnt explain why i dont get it
12:35 <@Dolemite> 666 isn't an odd price for a Jesus t-shirt?
12:35 < Mercster> it doesnt explain why i typed 'doesnt' twice
12:35 < Mercster> Dolemite: ohhh, ok
12:35  * Dolemite hits Mercster with the clue bat
12:36 < Mercster> ow :(
12:36 < Mercster> im dumb
12:36 <@Shadow404> can i go home now
12:36 <@Dolemite> Oh, this is so, so true...
12:36 <@Shadow404> no fucking issues to fix
12:36 <@Dolemite> http://failblog.org/2008/11/21/bookstore-sorting-fail/
12:36 < Mercster> NO
12:37 < Mercster> Shadow404: you're there to add value
12:37 <@Shadow404> lawl
12:37 <@Shadow404> i like that bookshelf
12:37 < Mercster> Dolemite: haha
12:37 < Mercster> that's a good one
12:37 <@Shadow404> the book in the middle
12:37 <@Shadow404> "boyfriend training" lawl
12:37 < Mercster> is that bob dobbs?
12:37 <@Shadow404> what, 5 easy steps to teach bf to leave seat down?
12:37 <@Dolemite> http://failblog.org/2008/11/19/shadow-fail/
12:37 <@Dolemite> ROFLMAO
12:37 <@Shadow404> fuck that, gotta leave it up so the pets can get their water
12:37 < Mercster> that looks like bob dobbs
12:38 <@Shadow404> haha, thats a funny shadow fail
12:38 < Mercster> i call that a shadow success
12:38  * oddball is watching Max Knight: Ultra Spy
12:38 < Mercster> oddball: you're odd no wait...
12:39 < Mercster> in the light
12:39 <@oddball> the mission our hero is on at the begining is apparently to break into a highly secured facility and steal a tamogotchi
12:40 <@oddball> I may need to find an actual copy of this movie. (watching it on youtube)
12:40 <@rhia> oddball: is awesomely bad movie
12:40 <@Dagmar> oddball: A kid's toy?
12:40 <@rhia> oddball: wait till Zach's female cyber posse show up
12:41 < Mercster> kids?!
12:41 <@oddball> Dagmar: yes
12:41 < Mercster> man, did you guys ever play the 'creatures' game
12:41 <@rhia> Dagmar: a very special kids toy
12:41 < Mercster> it was like tamagotchi for computer nerds
12:41 <@oddball> rhia: the opening credits alone are pure gold
12:41 < Mercster> i loved that game
12:42 <@rhia> oddball: thought you'd like it <g>
12:42 <@Dagmar> Madness
12:42 < Mercster> the virtual pets had virtual brains, with virtual neurons, and virtual endocrine systems
12:42 <@rhia> oddball: from what i can gather, it was released on PAL VHS in Europe only
12:42 <@Catonic> numa numa hey
12:42 <@Drag0n> Takes its toll
12:42 <@rhia> Dagmar: it's my vote for the worst hacker movie - ever
12:43 < Mercster> rhia: i dunno, taken as a cultural phenomenon id nominate 'the matrix'
12:43 <@oddball> I don't know... I haven't seen Wargames 2 yet.
12:43 <@sdodson> numa is hip intel is behind amd!
12:43 < Mercster> rhia: have you seen these kids who take 'the matrix' seriously?
12:43 <@Dolemite> last one:  http://failblog.org/2008/12/23/elephant-slide-fail/
12:43 <@Catonic> grapedrink + windpipe = hilarity
12:45 <@rhia> oddball: nor have i, but it would have to be Really bad to top MK-US
12:46 <@oddball> damnit... I'm trying to remember the horror movie where a bunch of programmers have to deal with a video game baddy that becomes real and starts killing them off.
12:47 <@rhia> oddball: oh, damn - i remember seeing that one
12:47 <@rhia> then again, it was a theme on a few TV shows, too
12:48 <@rhia> even the X-Files covered it
12:48 <@oddball> yeah
12:48 < Mercster> :-/
12:48 <@Dagmar> oddball: Gimme a minute
12:48 <@Dagmar> I'll probably remember it
12:48 <@rhia> but i <3 movies like MK-US - so awesomely bad they're good
12:49 <@Dagmar> Actually, there's more than one of those movies
12:49 < Mercster> rhia: i cant stand camp
12:49 < Mercster> when movies are so bad they're good...i only see the bad
12:49 <@oddball> Dagmar: Yeah... we watched a few times at the NOC in the middle of the night/on weekends.
12:49 < Mercster> i guess im a sheeple that way
12:49 <@Dagmar> It's not He was blonde.
12:49 <@Dagmar> I'm remembering it a bit at a time
12:50 <@Dagmar> Virtuosity
12:50 <@Dagmar> Russel Crowe was the bad guy
12:50 <@rhia> Dagmar: sometimes, you're scary <g>
12:51 <@oddball> no... not this one was a really bad movie... Virtuosity was actually pretty decent.
12:51  * rhia quite happily noms on leftover homemade lasagna for lunch 
12:51 <@Dolemite> SVNSFW but oh so good
12:51 <@Dolemite> http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/advertisers_take_note_now_this.php
12:51 <@oddball> It was one of SciFi channel's random monster movies.
12:52 <@Dagmar> Eraserhead?
12:52 <@Dagmar> No wait, he was real
12:53 < Mercster> rhia: did you include meat?
12:53 <@Catonic> intersting observations... you'll never get bugs in the sink with soy.
12:53 < Mercster> interesting observations... your name is now sally
12:54 <@Catonic> Mercster: what's up sue?
12:54 < Mercster> SON OF A
12:54 <@Catonic> We can keep this game up... until Corydon chimes in.
12:55 < Mercster> ohhhh im not afraid of him
12:55 < Mercster> he has a crush on me
12:55 < Mercster> psycho killer
12:55 <@Catonic> is it ... a man-crush?
12:56 < Mercster> quest ce que c'est
12:56 <@Catonic> qu'est-ce que c'est you mean?
12:56 < Mercster> fa fa fa FAAAR fa fa fa fa FAAAAR faaar better
12:56 < Mercster> run run run run, run run run awaaaaaaaay
12:57 < Mercster> Catonic: it's a rock'n'roll song, not a friggin nerd quiz
12:58 < Mercster> shape up, sally
12:58 < Mercster> i hate people when they're not polite
12:58 < Mercster> ^ clever lyric tie-in
13:00 <@oddball> Oh, rhia: On the subject of bad movies, you should watch Satan's Little Helper.
13:00 < Mercster> oddball: HAH...i remember that oen
13:00 < Mercster> very bizarre
13:00 < Mercster> s/oen/one
13:00 < Mercster> that's a classic
13:02 < Mercster> oddball: oh, no wait, im thinking of 'Santa Claus'
13:02 < Mercster> aka Santa vs. Satan
13:03  * polerin is grumbly
13:03 < Mercster> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053241/
13:04 <@Drag0n> nice to meet you grumbly
13:04 <@polerin> Drag0n: cute ;P
13:07 < Mercster> This isn't something to show to your kids. It'll give them nightmares for weeks on end and possibly result in them hating the holiday. However, psychotronic fans will be in heaven. This is as unique a viewing experience as either "Eraserhead" or "El Topo".
13:07 < Mercster> haha
13:07 -!- Synx_hm [n=synx@4.sub-72-105-200.myvzw.com] has joined #se2600
13:07 < Mercster> re Synx_hm
13:07 < Synx_hm> man streaming video on this aspire one is starting to suck
13:08 < Synx_hm> might be the evdo connection i am on as well though not helping
13:08 < Synx_hm> but even on my home wifi its slow
13:08 < Mercster> Synx_hm: it's a netbook, not an entertainment medium
13:08 < Synx_hm> ya but it should be able to stream video ala youtube and revision3 etc just fine
13:09 < Synx_hm> i really need to get the 6 cell battery aswell the boot problems i am having are causing me to finally get into ubuntu with about 80% battery left :(
13:09 < Synx_hm> i guess i should have gotten the hd moddel hehe
13:09 < Synx_hm> i am impressed with this evdo tether hack though
13:09 < Mercster> Synx_hm: you should buy me a dell mini 9 for christmas, ill test shit out
13:10 < Synx_hm> i am moving down the highway at 70mph tethered over evdo at 120KB/s
13:10 < Synx_hm> haha
13:10 < Synx_hm> ya
13:10 < Synx_hm> dude fuck the ibm model m keyboard
13:10 < Mercster> dude
13:10 < Synx_hm> its all about the dell quitekey
13:10 < Mercster> wait a goddamn miniute
13:10 < Mercster> fuck model M?
13:10 < Mercster> check your tone fool
13:10 < Synx_hm> haha
13:10 < Synx_hm> ok ok
13:10 < Mercster> ;-)
13:10 < Synx_hm> i love both of them
13:11 < Mercster> CLACKITY CLACKITY
13:11 < Synx_hm> but the quiet key rocks!!!
13:11 <@rhia> http://consumerist.com/5116881/walmart-your-generous-holiday-gesture-is-blocking-foot-traffic-in-our-vestibule?skyline=true&s=x
13:11 <@Dementia> I loved my model M before it died
13:11 <@Dementia> I killed it playing wow
13:11 <@polerin> lol
13:11 < Mercster> i have a model M, it's in my closet
13:11 < Synx_hm> haha
13:11  * polerin <3 model M
13:11 < Synx_hm> i had a few of em till my last move
13:11 < Mercster> polerin: yaay
13:11 <@polerin> I need something like it
13:11 < Synx_hm> but seriously no dell love?
13:11 <@polerin> I hate keyboards that when you put your finger on a key it wiggles
13:11 <@polerin> STAY STILL GOD DAMN YOU
13:11 <@polerin> GARRADFKJSL
13:12 < Mercster> i hate any keyboard that is quiet and squishy
13:12 < Synx_hm> you know youve got a problem when you can have a discussion on old keyboard, let alone know the names of old keyboard
13:12 < Mercster> the model M is the god of all keyboards
13:12 < Synx_hm> most people even your adverage computer user (not novice) would have no idea what a model m is haha
13:12 < Mercster> Synx_hm: you must realize that when being paid a salary, a model M is indespensible
13:13 <@oddball> Umm.. the model M is kind of legendary
13:13 < Mercster> a model M will make any work you do sound like 5x the work
13:13 < Synx_hm> haha thats very true
13:13 < Mercster> you'll get people in surrounding cubes begging you to type less
13:13 < Mercster> that's called job securitry
13:13 < Mercster> security?
13:13 < Mercster> WHAT EVER
13:14 < Synx_hm> oh noes
13:14 <@Dagmar> G15 FTW
13:14 < Synx_hm> i am on the 1xrtt network now
13:14 < Synx_hm> ya ive got an older g10
13:14 < Synx_hm> i think its a g10
13:15 <@polerin> I swiped a model M for dispatch
13:15 <@polerin> when I got pissed you could hear me all the way across the room
13:15 < Mercster> polerin: that's how i type all the time
13:15 <@Dagmar> I'm talking about Logitech G15.  They didn't make a G10 that I'm aware of.
13:15 < Mercster> furious and angry
13:15 <@Drag0n> they did
13:15 <@polerin> Mercster: heh, you don't understand
13:15 < Mercster> and the model M accomodates that style
13:15 <@polerin> You can hear me anyway, even on quiet keyboards
13:15 < Synx_hm> i cant remember if mine is a g10 or g15
13:15 < Synx_hm> its got the lcd with multimedia stuff
13:15 <@Dagmar> http://www.photoshopsupport.com/photoshop-blog/07/07/ib/logitech-g15-keyboard.jpg
13:16 < Synx_hm> oh it was the g15 when they called it the gaming keyboard thats it
13:16 < Synx_hm> they dont call it gaming anymore i dont think
13:16 <@polerin> with a model M when I'm pissed, people were standing up trying to figure out what the hell was breaking and spewing plastic all over the place
13:16 < Mercster> polerin: yep
13:16 <@Dagmar> Yeah, before Logitech lost their minds and split the features
13:16 < Mercster> polerin: as it should be!
13:16 < Mercster> phear my typing, bitches
13:16 < Synx_hm> Dagmar: thats the exact one i have ;)
13:16 <@Dagmar> Synx_hm: That's becuase the fucking thing only has six M keys now
13:16 < Synx_hm> its ncie
13:16 <@Dagmar> If you want 18 macro keys, you have to buy the G11.
13:17 <@Dagmar> ...which has no display
13:17 < Synx_hm> but i dont get to use it for its purpose these days and it sits under my desk in a drawer so i cannot see the lcd
13:17 < Mercster> displ...what the...
13:17 <@oddball> Mercster: Dagmar likes pimped out keyboards
13:17 <@Dagmar> I like *winning*
13:17 <@Dagmar> 49 kills yesterday and I was hardly trying
13:18 < Mercster> i dunno
13:18 < Mercster> since ive been playing WoW, ive been wondering about one of those gaming keyboards
13:18 < Mercster> wouldnt mind trying one
13:18 < Synx_hm> you should try warhammer
13:18 < Synx_hm> my budy is into it and loves it
13:18 < Mercster> Synx_hm: ive wanted to, kinda
13:19 <@oddball> Last I was a serious gamer, I could own fuckers in Enemy Territory with my $8 cheapo kayboard.
13:19 < Synx_hm> i only played it for about 20min but it looks fun
13:19 <@oddball> er keyboard
13:19 <@polerin> heh
13:19 < Mercster> Synx_hm: i can really only focus on one game at a time, ive been playing WoW for years and i just dinged 18 on my main character
13:19 <@polerin> all I need is a keyboard which doesn't have wiggly fucking keys
13:19 < Mercster> so, im kinda lame
13:19 < Mercster> still wouldnt mind trying one of those WoW-specific things
13:19 < Mercster> just to try it
13:19 <@Dagmar> I tried Warhammer.
13:19 < Synx_hm> hehe
13:19 <@polerin> the mouse is more important
13:20 <@Dagmar> I prefer to play MMOs with other people in them, thanks.
13:20 < Synx_hm> i dont play much games anymore anyways
13:20 < Mercster> me either really
13:20 < Mercster> but i have been playing WoW
13:20  * Mercster digs his Model M out
13:20 <@oddball> polerin: I was once accused of cheating in that game because I *knew* how to fire the rifle gernades with pin-point accuracy.
13:20 <@polerin> I do.  not wow.  In fact, I'm going to go shooot people right now
13:20 <@polerin> oddball: heh, yeah love that
13:20 <@polerin> those things were awesome
13:21 < Synx_hm> ive been playing resistance2 on ps3 a bit as of late
13:21 <@oddball> I should play some multiplayer Left4Dead
13:22 < Synx_hm> ping
13:23 <@polerin> my clan is playing a bunch of that
13:23 <@polerin> I don't know if my box can handle it
13:23 < Mercster> hah
13:23 < Mercster> oh man
13:23 < Mercster> this feels good
13:24 < Mercster> model m in tha muthafuckin hizzouse
13:24 < Mercster> i had some media keyboard crap since i had vista, but in linux, no need
13:24 < Synx_hm> haha
13:28 < Synx_hm> Mercster: this is what i was thinking http://www.exoticindiaart.com/artimages/bd23.jpg
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13:30 <@Shadow404> yeah, i may go check out pricing and download it while im at work from home
13:30 <@Shadow404> and while im out it, downlaod the latest installments of midgets gone wild in hd
13:31 <@Dolemite> URL
13:31 < Mercster> fuckin gnome
13:31 < Synx_hm> Mercster: this is what i was thinking http://www.exoticindiaart.com/artimages/bd23.jpg
13:31 <@Dolemite> got ganked, didn't ya?
13:31 < Synx_hm> its AUM in a more human interpretation
13:32 < Mercster> Dolemite: gnome wasnt registering some of the keyboard shortcuts i had set up
13:32 < Mercster> for the model M
13:32 < Mercster> Dolemite: had to re-login
13:32 < Mercster> Synx_hm: whatever works for ya, bro
13:33 < Mercster> if you like it, get it
13:33 < Synx_hm> still not sure but i do dig it ;)
13:33 < Mercster> Synx_hm: well with something religious/philosophical like that...might wanna take some time ;-)
13:34 < Synx_hm> i wonder if you keep the same IP over evdo as you move between towers
13:34 < Synx_hm> oh noes back to 1xrtt :(
13:34 < Synx_hm> so slow
13:34 <@Shadow404> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070922045157AAZlru0
13:35 < Synx_hm> damn irssi sees the = and wont copy that with the url
13:35 < Synx_hm> ~miniurl
13:35 < Synx_hm> ~tinyurl
13:35 < Mercster> Synx_hm: that's not irc, that's your terminal
13:36 < Synx_hm> rgr
13:36 < Mercster> Synx_hm: i had that problem when i was using cygwin rxvt, as far as rxvt goes there is some crap you can put into .Xresources
13:36 < Synx_hm> damn it i wana finish this hak5 before my battery dies
13:37 < Mercster> a variable that holds the characters that the mouse selection stops on
13:37 < Mercster> gnome-terminal seems to be somewhat sane when it comes to urls
13:37 < Mercster> cant tell you what to do as, whatever terminal you use is gonna be different
13:37 < Synx_hm> ya i did something wrong because its working fine now
13:38 < Synx_hm> ya i am in the gnome terminal
13:38 < Mercster> yea, it seems to be ok as long as you right-click -> "Open URL"
13:38 < Mercster> disturbing pic of the day? http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/news/nationalnews/pp_20081222_obama_military_visit/photo01.jpg
13:38 < Synx_hm> hrm i am on 1xRTT and my sister sitting right next to me is on EvDO still
13:39 < Synx_hm> must be her dedicated modem has a stronger antenna
13:49  * Mercster cranks the Yes
13:49 < Mercster> i get up!
13:50 < Mercster> i get down...
13:50 < Synx_hm> you get knocked down again?
13:50 < Synx_hm> oh wrong song
13:50 < Mercster> yea, wrong song
13:51 < Synx_hm> ;)
13:51 < Mercster> :)
13:53  * Catonic_lp rolls his eyes
13:54 -!- scud [n=scud@user-69-73-16-86.knology.net] has joined #se2600
13:54 < scud> how is it hanging?
13:54 < Mercster> ill roll ya muthafuckin nuts, bitch
13:54 <@Catonic_lp> fucking fucked up fucker.
13:54 < Mercster> hi scud!
13:55  * Catonic_lp teabags scud
13:55 <@Catonic_lp> that's how it's hanging.
13:55 < scud> I would like to say....
13:55 < Mercster> go 'head
13:55 < Mercster> say it
13:56 < scud> HAPPY HUMANLIGHT DAY!  ALL YOU GODDAMN ATHEISTS!
13:56 <@Catonic_lp> lmfao
13:56 < Mercster> sweet
13:56 <@coil> sucd stfu1
13:56  * Mercster sets Catonic_lp alight
13:56 < Mercster> look, it's burning man
13:56 <@Catonic_lp> hey scud, doesn't the whole concept of virgin birth seem a bit... painful?
13:57  * Catonic_lp strips nakes and takes LSD
13:57 < Synx_hm> battery about to die ;(
13:57 < Synx_hm> catch ya all later
13:57 < scud> Catonic: go ask your mom, you fucking jew.
13:57 < Mercster> Catonic_lp: you find me anyone who's dick is as large as a full-term infant
13:57 < Mercster> then, it'd be painful
13:57 <@Catonic_lp> I always knew I was the antichrist.
13:57 < Mercster> otherwise
13:57 < Mercster> yer a dumbass
13:57 <@polerin> ....
13:57 <@polerin> wtf?
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13:57 < Mercster> WHAT THE
13:58 < Mercster> Catonic_lp believes his cock is large enough to prepare women for childbirth
13:58 < Mercster> that's a laugh and a half
13:58 < Mercster> him getting pussy, i mean
13:59 < Mercster> when that happens, we'll laugh at the rest of his assumption
14:00 <@Catonic_lp> Mercster: just because you don't want to admit to yourself or anyone else that I'm banging your mom doesn't mean I'm not having sex.
14:00 < Mercster> yeah, mom jokes
14:00 < Mercster> hilarious there, matilda
14:00 < scud> Catonic: I'll support you to breadboard with solder guns through your hands and feet then have a painful perl wrapper around your head.
14:00 < scud> Catonic: then I'll spit .Net code at you
14:01 < Mercster> Catonic_lp: i dont doubt you're having sex
14:01 < Mercster> Catonic_lp: note i said "pussy"
14:01 < Mercster> Catonic_lp: ;-)
14:01 < scud> Catonic has sex
14:01 < scud> ....but he is the only one involved...
14:01 < Mercster> you already admitted you're willing to go gay if drunk enough
14:01 < Mercster> scud: nah, he has "special experiences"
14:01 < Mercster> ones with dudes
14:02 <@Catonic_lp> yeah, scud, don't you remember?
14:02 < Mercster> remember the Borat movie
14:02 < Mercster> "How's my backpussy?"  "Good, moist"
14:03 < scud> Catonic: I remember the time he wouldn't drink vodka or tequila together b/c he thought it would make the drink 160 proof
14:03 < scud> Catonic is a very smart admin b/c of his math skillors
14:04 <@Catonic_lp> where'd I put that picture...
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14:05 <@Dolemite> ok, I think I've had enough for today
14:06 <@Catonic_lp> scud: you... don't... remember? :-( http://catonic.us/wigi/pics/scuds_flat_tire/pic-23.jpg
14:07 < scud> Catonic: he was keeping me warm and you were taking the picture. i think you said "i wish someone would hold me like that"
14:07 < Mercster> i cant even parse that picture when i turn my head 90 degrees
14:07 <@brimstone> sacred fecal matter it's scud!
14:07 < Mercster> that's a dude?
14:07  * Mercster falls silent
14:07 < scud> see my penis with the red tip on the car hood
14:07 <@Catonic_lp> brimstone: no, that's smeared fecal matter.
14:08 < Mercster> man
14:08 < Mercster> im not trying to "smear" anyone
14:08 < Mercster> (huh huh)
14:08 < Mercster> but at phreaknic
14:08 < Mercster> there was a dude who looked a lot like a chick
14:08 < Mercster> i mean, other than the usuals
14:09 < Mercster> this guy seriously looked like a chick
14:09 <@Catonic_lp> lol
14:09 < Mercster> so much that i actually referred to "him" as a chick, innocently
14:09 < Mercster> and some guy whispered to me
14:09 < Mercster> "that's a dude"
14:09 < scud> Mercster: those 14 year old boys always confuse Corydon too.
14:09 < Mercster> i dunno, i still really dont believe him
14:09 < Mercster> scud: hah :)
14:09 < Mercster> scud: no, this was an unattractive chick
14:09 < Mercster> so its not like there was any funny business going
14:09 < Mercster> on
14:10 < Mercster> i guess he was young, yeah
14:10 < Mercster> i dunno
14:10 < Mercster> it was bizarrro
14:10 < Mercster> it wasnt like, some kinda snarky thing where you call someone a chick cuz they look lame
14:10 < Mercster> this guy actually looked like a full-on female
14:10 < scud> sorta like catonic when he has a chin fuzz and long hair. is it a dude with long hair and chin fuzz? or a really ugly chick with chin fuzz?
14:10 < scud> has/had
14:10 < Mercster> scud: yeah it mighta been Catonic_lp for all i know
14:11 < Mercster> scud: from the way he types, prolly was
14:11 < Mercster> i dunno tho
14:11 < Mercster> honestly i was puzzled
14:11 < Mercster> he/she wasnt a bad person, seemed quiet and unassuming
14:11 <@coil> scud, you still work at the hospital?
14:11 < Mercster> not offensive
14:11 <@Catonic_lp> scud: did you hear? kamileon made bail.
14:11 < scud> catonic: yeah. i saw he was on aim
14:11 < Mercster> he (?) was working with peolpe on the top floor with electronics
14:12 < scud> but i don't really care to be honest
14:12 < Mercster> one of those tables devoted to hax0ring circuitboards
14:12 <@coil> woh
14:12 <@coil> kam
14:12 <@coil> damn is he still in hsv too?
14:12 < Mercster> then someone needed help on the drums @ rock band
14:12 < Mercster> and he got on the drums
14:12 < Mercster> and i was like "man this chick is cool, look at her go!"
14:12 < Mercster> and some guy was like "pssst thats a dude"
14:12 <@coil> rofl
14:12 < Mercster> and i laughed
14:12 < Mercster> then he was like
14:13 < Mercster> "pssst thats a dude"
14:13 < Mercster> and i frowned :(
14:13 <@I-MOD> that could have very well been me :D
14:13 < Mercster> coulda been
14:13 < Mercster> I-MOD: no problem
14:13 < Mercster> I-MOD: you're just young and long-haired
14:13 < Mercster> and i never heard "him" talk
14:13 <@I-MOD> my hair is short now
14:13 < Mercster> so it was hard to tell
14:13 <@coil> ?
14:13 < Mercster> im an old bastard
14:13 < Mercster> what do i know
14:13 < Mercster> NOTHING
14:13 <@I-MOD> wait, you talking about the really tall one?
14:13 < scud> Mercster: chicks at phreaknic? more like dudes with long hair and their dicks taped
14:14 < Mercster> I-MOD: nah, medium
14:14 < Mercster> scud: haha
14:14 < Mercster> dude there was one hot single chick at phreaknic
14:14 < Mercster> *1*
14:14 < Mercster> and she had a funny accent
14:14 < Mercster> i dunno
14:14 <@I-MOD> haha
14:14 <@I-MOD> she was 17 or so
14:14 <@I-MOD> the 1 hot chick
14:14 < Mercster> some other dude was hitting on her the last night
14:14 < Mercster> so i didnt interfere
14:15 < Mercster> I-MOD: grass on the field? play ball
14:15 <@I-MOD> that would be ben
14:15 <@Catonic_lp> azrix is a slick fucker.
14:15 < Mercster> the guy hitting on her was cool
14:15 < Mercster> he tried to help me with his phone
14:15 < Mercster> wait
14:15 < scud> Mercster: you sure you wasn't so drunk you thought YAK was a chick?
14:15 < Mercster> i think i still have his innernette alias
14:15 < Mercster> scud: dunno
14:15 < Mercster> im a newb when it comes to cons, and #se2600
14:15 < Mercster> anything could happen
14:15 < Mercster> god i type so much faster on this model m
14:16  * Mercster rocks
14:16 < Mercster> anyway, one sec
14:16  * Mercster checks his phone
14:16 < Mercster> ok
14:16 < Mercster> does anyone know "VelvetOrange"
14:17 < Mercster> he seemed to be one of the more normal ppl there, so probably not
14:17 < Mercster> but anyway
14:17 < scud> I think it is interesting how YAK stores photos of his pedophilic journeys across the globe.
14:17 < scud> i think his name is yak
14:17 < Mercster> i dunno yak
14:17 < Mercster> or YAK
14:17 < Mercster> or YaK
14:17 < Mercster> or yAK
14:17 < Mercster> or yAk
14:17 < Mercster> or YAk
14:18 < Mercster> or yaK
14:18 < Mercster> need i go on
14:18 < Mercster> I DONT THINK I DO
14:18 <@Catonic_lp> http://shadow.yak.net/ <- sure you do
14:19 <@Shadow404> haha
14:19 <@Shadow404> aka www.shadow404.com
14:23 < Mercster> im fallin apart
14:23 < Mercster> all around
14:23 < Mercster> you
14:23 < Mercster> and all i can do
14:23 < Mercster> is surrender
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14:24 < scott_> hi i live in canada now
14:24 < Mercster> hi
14:24 < Mercster> noone cares
14:24 < Mercster> anything else?
14:24 < scott_> fuk2u
14:24 < Mercster> :)
14:25 < Mercster> all i know is
14:25 < Mercster> i just tried to pull my sack up
14:25 < Mercster> you know how sometimes you sit and your sack gets stuck too far down
14:25 < Mercster> so i tried to pull it up outta my crack
14:26 < scott_> k
14:26 < Mercster> and usually this operation is no problem
14:26 < Mercster> but i poked my balls wrong or somethinf
14:26 <@Catonic_lp> Mercster: ever heard of space moose?
14:26 < Mercster> so when i was pulling my sack up outta my legs
14:26 < Mercster> i poked wrong
14:26 < Mercster> and now my groin hurts
14:26 < Mercster> thats all i know
14:26 < Mercster> Catonic_lp: no
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14:26  * Mercster wipes his hands
14:26 < Mercster> took care of that!
14:27 < scud> catonic: your mom wants me to do her 2008 taxes like i did her last night. she wants a 100% return
14:27 < Mercster> Catonic_lp: ive heard of space ghost, coast to coast
14:28 < scud> mercster: is your dick so small you piss on your balls?
14:28 <@coil> hhahhhhhh
14:30 <@Shadow404> how does left4dead work? is it sp? or meant to be played as a co-op mp? like a remade synergy mod?
14:30 < scud> coil: http://www.humanlight.org/images/NJ2003/Lisa_&_Tim.jpg   i didn't know your parents were atheists too
14:30 <@Catonic_lp> Hrm... that was almost fun. I was thinking about googling space moose, then I realized that's not the smartest idea.
14:30 < Mercster> scud: sometimes
14:31 <@coil> that's so not my parents scud
14:31 <@Catonic_lp> Unless you work for Maxie...
14:31 <@coil> try again
14:31 <@Catonic_lp> or the EFF.
14:31 < Mercster> scud: actually what happens most times is i pee on my boxers
14:31 < Mercster> im standing there in my boxers
14:31 < Mercster> not really paying attention
14:31 < Mercster> and i start whizzing
14:31 < Mercster> and some catastrophy of nature happens
14:31 < Mercster> and the pee-stream gets all screwed up
14:31 < scud> mercster: sounds like you need to have a plastic container with you at all times
14:32 < Mercster> going this way, and that
14:32 < scud> mercster: just piss in a plastic box
14:32 < Mercster> and one of the tiny streams starts to hit my boxers
14:32 < scud> mercster: wrap it up like a little baby to keep it warm
14:32 < Mercster> and i really dont notice, ya know, im standing there thinking of mom
14:32 < Mercster> or whatever
14:32 < scud> mercster: then use to warm yourself right before bedtime
14:32 < Mercster> and suddenly i realize, the front of my boxers is getting soaked
14:32 < Mercster> and im like DOH
14:32 < scud> mercster: nice golden shower if you will
14:32 < Mercster> then i clean myself up
14:33 <@Shadow404> oh cool, left4dead looks sweet
14:33 < Mercster> listen, i dont like pee all over myself
14:33 < Mercster> i like pee fine
14:33 < Mercster> i have nothing against pee
14:33 < Mercster> unless the pee is against me
14:33 < scud> mercster: so you, pee on yourself when standing
14:33 < Mercster> and then THERE'S A PROBLEM
14:33 < Mercster> scud: sometimes, yea
14:33 < scud> mercster: are you some 13 year old tomgirl on irc?
14:33 < Mercster> yes
14:33 < Mercster> im a tiny lady
14:34 <@Shadow404> no, the voice in your head doesnt count
14:35 <@Catonic_lp> IRC has passed the 15 second giggle point.
14:35 < Mercster> Catonic_lp: jumped the shark?
14:36 < scud> mercster: that is sick. so you're really a retarded teenager on the verge of commiting suicide trying to get attention on IRC by posing a boy then talking about something sexually like pissing in your pants so Catonic will get a hard on
14:36 < scud> that is sick
14:36 < scud> you should be banned
14:36 < Mercster> im sorry
14:36 < Mercster> listen
14:36 < Mercster> cant you try to talk me out of it
14:36 < Mercster> or something
14:36 < scud> i rather you hang yourself like the myspace girl so catonic will get in trouble
14:36 < Mercster> plus i know Catonic_lp is attracted to me and im not doing anything to stop it
14:37 < Mercster> because im a dirty bitch
14:37 < Mercster> I AM A DIRTY LITTLE BITCH
14:37 < scud> well...as long as you two met on world of warcraft. i guess it is ok
14:37 <@coil> queerbait
14:37 < Mercster> haha
14:37 < Mercster> i wish
14:37 < Mercster> i need WoW friends
14:37 < scud> no, you just need friends.
14:37 < Mercster> rhia has already said im too lame to play with her
14:37 < scud> any for that matter
14:37 < Mercster> scud: you're my friend
14:38 < scud> wait until you're 16
14:38 < scud> then wait what rhia says
14:38 <@coil> why dont you talk to me anymore scud
14:38 < Mercster> coil: plz put the s back in your name so you look like shitcoil
14:38 < Mercster> then ppl will talk to you
14:38 < scud> coil: b/c your lowercase and remembers me on the word cock.
14:38 < scud> remembers/reminds
14:39 < scud> lol
14:39 < Mercster> scud: so any 4 letter undercase word makes you think of cock
14:39 < Mercster> that must be tough
14:39 < Mercster> not surprising tho
14:39 < scud> no i only read the first half of any word
14:39 < scud> i'm a fast reader
14:39 < Mercster> hjm
14:39 <@coil> or a dumb reader
14:39 < scud> i had problems at school when i would only write the first half of the word
14:39 <@coil> scud was in special ed
14:40 <@coil> that's why he had all these "unique" problems
14:40 < Mercster> he's special, alright
14:40 <@Catonic_lp> gail swallows
14:40 < scud> it looked like i was dumb but i was really smart like the guy in the movie A Beautiful Mind
14:41 < Mercster> hha
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14:44 < scud> whoa C-P has fiber optic to the house
14:44 < scud> i bet it is light speed.
14:45 < C-P> yea, we just got the fios installed about a week or so ago
14:46 <@Catonic_lp>  http://tinyurl.com/ayfw5y <- I am leaving IT.
14:46 < scud> is it what cable internet was to dial up?
14:46  * coil takes an auger to C-P 's neighborhood
14:46 < scud> Catonic: you sick pedophilic bastard.
14:47 < scud> Catonic: i thought you were a linux admin
14:47 <@coil> hahhaah
14:47 < C-P> we have 20 up 20 down
14:47 < C-P> pretty fat pipes
14:47 < Mercster> 1 up or 2 down
14:47 < C-P> 20 for both
14:47 < scud> which hole do you stick the 2 in?
14:47 < Mercster> mmm
14:48 <@coil> dp
14:48 < C-P> depends on the mood
14:48 < scud> C-P: you should setup a soho linksys with default open configurations
14:48 < scud> spread the love
14:52  * Corydon76-dig spreads scud's asscheeks
14:53 < Mercster> my sack caresses your chin
14:53 < scud> good thing i stapled them shut today or that would have been embarrassing
14:53 < scud> you know to have a gay man spread your asscheeks....
14:54 < scud> or is it a good thing this is only IRC and everything is an illusion
14:54 <@Corydon76-dig> What gay man?  I'm bisexual!
14:54 < scud> you're all bots part of skynet
14:55 < scud> someone find the key to Catonic's closet. Corydon wants to have a party.
14:55 < Mercster> Corydon76-dig is a bot on gaynet
14:56 < scud> wouldn't it be binet
14:56 < Mercster> it's all gay to me
14:56 < scud> like efnet but more gay
14:56 < Mercster> effeminatenety
14:56 < Mercster> DAMNIT
14:56 < Mercster> effeminatenet :(
14:57 < Mercster> ive proven myself gay with my typos
14:57 < scud> ok, i'm done talking shit for today. i have real life things to do now, in the real world. really.
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14:58 <@coil> gtfo
14:58 < Mercster> haha
15:01 < Mercster> Hi!
15:01 < Mercster> MY NAME IS
15:01 <@sdodson> mud?
15:03 < Mercster> but not to be confused with bill or pete or jack or dennis
15:03 < Mercster> my name is mud
15:03 < Mercster> 'nit's always been
15:03 < Mercster> cuz im the most borin' sonsabitch you ever seen, i dress in blue
15:03 < Mercster> yes navy blue, from HEAD TO TOE except for my patened shoes
15:04 < Mercster> i make 'em shine
15:04 < Mercster> ...most the time
15:04 < Mercster> 'cept today my shoes were trodden on by this
15:04 < Mercster> friend o' mine
15:04 < Mercster> six foot two and rude as hell
15:04 < Mercster> i got ta git him under ground before he
15:04 < Mercster> starts to smell
15:05 < Mercster> MY NAME IS MUD
15:05 <@coil> primus++
15:05 < Mercster> primus sucks++
15:07 < Mercster> my name is mud
15:07 < Mercster> but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
15:07 < Mercster> thats short for mud
15:07 < Mercster> so i been told
15:07 < Mercster> told that by this sons' a bitch
15:08 < Mercster> that lies before be bloated, blue and cold
15:08 < Mercster> i got my pride
15:08 < Mercster> i drink my wine
15:08 < Mercster> i drink only the finest 'cept i havent earned a dime in several months
15:08 < Mercster> ...or were it years?
15:09 < Mercster> the breath on that FAT BASTARD COULD...bring any man to tears
15:09 < Mercster> we had our words
15:09 < Mercster> a common spat
15:09  * Catonic_lp jumps up and down thumping on the bass.
15:09 < Mercster> so i kissed 'im upside the cranium with MY ALUMINUM BASEBALL BAT
15:09 < Mercster> MY NAME IS MUD
15:09  * Mercster fuckin thrashes with Catonic_lp 
15:10 < Mercster> AHHHHHHHHH
15:10 < Mercster> m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mud
15:10 < Mercster> "where you goin', city boy?!"
15:13 <@coil> damn Mercster
15:13 <@coil> you put the emphases on the right words
15:14 <@coil> so i can read along and it's like im actually listening to the song!
15:15 < Mercster> that's how i do
15:18 <@coil> lets karokee sometime Mercster
15:18 <@coil> at the korean place
15:18 <@coil> off of wurzbach
15:22 < Mercster> im in knoxville man
15:22 < Mercster> but id be willing to karaoke anywhere
15:22 < Mercster> i can sing like a muthafuck
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15:34 <@Catonic_lp> Dolemite, around?
15:37 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: what are your achievements looking like? http://www.wowarmory.com/character-achievements.xml?r=Mal%27Ganis&n=Evilpig
15:38 < Mercster> (it's pudding time, children)
15:40 <@Dagmar> They're looking somewhat so-so at the moment, since I've done all the ones I care about at the moment, with the exception of a couple of seasonals for Winter's Veil that I'm still working on
15:40 <@rhia> general question: any one have larger full coverage vehicle insurance companies they like &/or any they hate - and why?
15:41 <@Dagmar> I think I passed 2000 achievement points or something like that the other day
15:41 <@Dagmar> Even though it means I'll get a nerf in the face, I'm looking forward to 3.0.8 because they'll probably drop in the rest of the recipes we need to get the Chef title
15:42 <@Evilpig> uhhhh you can get chef now
15:42 <@Evilpig> I could get it tonight if I was motivated
15:43 <@Catonic_lp> amen brother
15:45 <@nachoguy> rhia, american family insurance.  very nice people, good prices, and gave me a hell of a discount on the auto when I used them for homeowners
15:47 <@rhia> nachoguy: tack - haven
15:47 <@rhia> t checked into them
15:48 <@rhia> we've just sold my car and looking to change insurance on the truck - traveller's has been ok, but they're quite expensive
15:50 < Mercster> yeah
15:50 <@rhia> sigh - amfam doesn't insure in this state =(
15:50 < Mercster> sounds like what you need is irc advice
15:50 < Mercster> good job
15:52 < Mercster> (guess we're goin to a party, party)
15:52 < Mercster> biiirthday!
15:53 <@rhia> Mercster: considering i've known quite a few of these people quite a few years, i'm asking friends, not dropping into a strange place and asking .... medicore troll attempt - give it a 2.5
15:53 < Mercster> rhia: out of what, 4
15:53 < Mercster> awesome
15:54 < Mercster> considering im a n00b
15:54 <@rhia> nah, you're just a nob
15:55 < Mercster> haaaaa
15:55 < Mercster> good one
15:55 < Mercster> noh=bjob
15:55 < Mercster> sugar magnolia
15:56 < Mercster> waits backstage while i, sing to you...
15:59 <@Evilpig> i've been pretty happy with progressive, rhia
15:59 < Mercster> Evilpig: that chick's hot too
15:59 < Mercster> the progressive chick
15:59 <@Evilpig> she frightens me
15:59 < Mercster> she looks a little weird
15:59 < Mercster> yeah
15:59 < Mercster> i can understand that
15:59 <@Dolemite> Traveler's went up on our homeowners at the renewal for January, so we're shopping around ourselves
15:59 <@Evilpig> she's gonna bite someones face off with that giant mouth
15:59 < Mercster> fer face is kinda
15:59 < Mercster> haha
15:59 < Mercster> listen
16:00 < Mercster> hahaha
16:00  * Mercster just stops
16:00 <@rhia> Evilpig: wondered about them - they advertise a LOT
16:00 <@Dolemite> Evilpig : More damn WTF folder renaming fun after today's maintenance
16:01 <@Dolemite> Progressive isn't cheaper if you have auto + homeowners because of the multi-policy discount you'll get by having them with the same company
16:01 <@rhia> Dolemite: agent is saying Kemper and Hartford are good fits for us, but Kemper seems to be in 'run off' so  ... I dunno
16:01 < Mercster> Dolemite: ooh, all realms online
16:01 <@Evilpig> Dolemite: I just ran mine here at work and it logged in fine
16:01 < Mercster> rhia: i still dunno why you wont be my WoW friend
16:01 <@rhia> Dolemite: we do vehicle + renters
16:01 <@Dolemite> My DK worked fine, but my lock keeps getting disconnects
16:01 <@Dolemite> It only seems to happen when I logout from Dalaran
16:01 <@rhia> Mercster: among numerous reasons, one is i don't play WoW
16:01 <@Evilpig> if you are using quest helper make sure you either disable it or update it
16:02 < Mercster> rhia: you son of a
16:02 < Mercster> rhia: now i know yer lying, DONT PLAY WOW?
16:02 <@Dolemite> I did
16:02 <@Dolemite> update, that is.  Now I'm disabling it.
16:02 <@Dolemite> that didn't work, either
16:03 <@Evilpig> did you delete your wdb folder yet?
16:03  * Dolemite tries disabling all plugins and leaving Dalaran
16:03 <@Evilpig> from the last flub?
16:03 <@Dolemite> wdb folder?  didn't know about that one
16:03 <@rhia> Mercster: ask piggie or dol or dag or dragon or polerin or ...... no, i don't play WoW
16:03 < Mercster> rhia: my fav is LOTRO
16:03 <@Evilpig> that was the glitch that was causing ppl to not be able to open chests
16:03 < Mercster> rhia: but it doesnt play well in linux so i dont bother
16:03 <@Dolemite> don't have a wdb folder
16:03 <@Evilpig> under cache
16:04 <@rhia> Mercster: i play chess
16:04 <@rhia> Mercster: and do crosswords - with actual pens or pencils
16:05 <@rhia> Mercster: mostly i play with words and minds, leave the pixelated stuff for Drag0n
16:05 <@coil> hi rhia
16:05 < Mercster> rhia: i can beat you in chess
16:06 <@rhia> Mercster: i don't care
16:06 < Mercster> rhia: hah ;)
16:06 <@rhia> hi coil
16:06 <@coil> sup wit dfw?
16:06 < Mercster> rhia: i think i met you at phreaknic, you were pretending to be security while doing crosswords
16:06 < Mercster> rhia: YO D00d
16:06 < Mercster> rhia: you on freechess.org?
16:07 <@Dolemite> Is there an AH in Dalaran?
16:07 <@rhia> Mercster: neat trick, that - haven't made it to PN in.... 5 yrs
16:07 < Mercster> aww
16:07 <@Dolemite> rhia hasn't been to PhreakNIC is many years
16:07 < Mercster> dammit
16:07 < Mercster> rhia: you play on freechess?
16:07 < Mercster> dont tell me ICS
16:08 <@rhia> Mercster: physical pieces, either at home, friends, or over at Sherlock's Pub
16:08 < Mercster> rhia: aww
16:08 < Mercster> rhia: freechess.org is cool, oughtta check it out
16:08  * polerin sucks at chess
16:08 < Mercster> polerin: me too
16:10 <@Evilpig> Dolemite: no
16:10 <@Dolemite> yeah, I was afraid of that
16:10 <@Dolemite> oh, well, ported to undercity and logged out
16:10 <@Dolemite> let's see if my addons work now
16:11 <@Dolemite> yep, works fine
16:11 <@Dolemite> it's Dalaran that's the problem
16:12 <@Evilpig> dalaran is always the problem here lately
16:12 <@Evilpig> too many people crammed in a tiny space
16:12 <@rhia> coil: is wet, but warming up - over freezing today -- otherwise, same old same old - how goes it with you?
16:13 < Mercster> someone had a portal open to dalaran last time i was logged in
16:13 < Mercster> but i remembered everyone saying "OMG DALARAN IS A HELLHOLE" here
16:13 < Mercster> so i didnt take it
16:13 < Mercster> plus im only level 18
16:14 < Mercster> so im kinda lame
16:17 <@Dolemite> what server?
16:17 <@Dolemite> er, realm?
16:17 < Mercster> uh
16:17 < Mercster> hang on
16:18 < Mercster> shadowsong
16:18 <@coil> i miss my family
16:19 <@Dolemite> You should have thought of that before you pulled the trigger.
16:19 < Mercster> im going over to my dad's tomorrow
16:19 < Mercster> with all my step-siblings
16:19 < Mercster> and step-step siblings
16:19 < Mercster> and step-step-step peripheral assholes
16:20 < Mercster> you know what im gonna do?
16:20 < Mercster> IM GONNA ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT
16:20 <@Dolemite> talk about your farts?
16:20 < Mercster> well, that too
16:20 < Mercster> if i get to it
16:20 <@Dolemite> so it'll just be like IRC
16:20 < Mercster> exactly
16:20 <@Dolemite> How lucky for them
16:20 < Mercster> it's my christmas gift
16:22 <@rhia> coil: where's "family"?
16:23 < Mercster> far, far away
16:23 <@coil> 1000 miles in hsv
16:24 <@rhia> coil: except for my oldest, mine's back in GA, Drag0n's are in SC
16:24 <@coil> i wanted to do a suprise road trip
16:25 < Mercster> rhia: I'm in tennessee, i can give them a message if you'd like
16:25 <@Dolemite> wow, LAGGY
16:25 <@Dolemite> worse than on the weekends
16:25 < Mercster> laggy mclaggerston
16:25 < Mercster> Dolemite: it's 2 days before xmas, i.e., virtual weekend
16:27 <@Dolemite> yes, but they throttle the number of people on
16:27 < Mercster> who is "they"
16:27 < Mercster> oh are you on WoW
16:27 <@Dolemite> yes
16:27 < Mercster> d00d ill join your clan, i have attacks with magic plus healing powers on the totems and whatnoty
16:27 < Mercster> how does THAT sound
16:29 < Mercster> k im sorry
16:29 < Mercster> i know, i just made that all up
16:31 <@Dagmar> Did they patch the client?
16:31 < Mercster> ill patch yo ass
16:31 <@Dolemite> no client patch
16:31 <@Dolemite> but I'm clicking on snowfall glade pups for the daily and it's taking 5-6 seconds to process
16:31 < Mercster> Dolemite: dagmar /ignored me :(
16:31 <@Dolemite> if at all
16:31 <@Dagmar> Well, that kinda sucks
16:32 <@Dolemite> Mercster : I don't blame him, you're starting to be about as annoying as cerkit
16:32 <@Dagmar> ...but at least I know I'll get another week before the nerfs hit
16:32 < Mercster> Dolemite: who the fuck is that
16:33 <@Dolemite> someone that doesn't come in here anymore
16:33 <@Dagmar> He comes by occasionally.
16:33 <@Dolemite> Aaaannnnnnd disconnected again
16:33 <@Dagmar> He would eat Mercster alive.
16:33 < Mercster> well, that aint my business
16:33 < Mercster> Dagmar: haha :)
16:33 <@Dolemite> yeah, this is true
16:33 <@Dagmar> I'd actually take M off the ignore list to see that
16:33 < Mercster> i wish a muthafucka would
16:34 < Mercster> Dagmar: what, your fakeignore list?
16:34 < Mercster> pussy
16:34 <@Dolemite> World Server Is Down for Mal'Ganis
16:34 <@Dolemite> guess all I can do now is look for midget pr0n
16:35 <@Catonic_lp> hey Dolemite
16:35 <@Dolemite> y0
16:35 < Mercster> two people on this channel have claimed im on their /ignore list
16:35 < Mercster> Dagmar and TheLightPussy
16:35 < Mercster> whatever his nickname is
16:36 < Mercster> them two and cerkit can all come on
16:37 <@rhia> "For the other two, I'm directing you to the _Life_ (magazine online) archives, rather than reproduce them here. Why? Because they feature bare-breasted female children.  Yes, that's right. Due to the prevailing cultural insanity, this blog cannot safely feature photos which a general-interest G-rated magazine that sold millions of copies each week could show forty years ago."
16:37 <@rhia> le sigh
16:37 -!- coil is now known as coilXmas
16:37 <@coilXmas> brb xmas
16:37 < Mercster> mmmm bare-breasted females
16:37 < Mercster> coilXmas: h0 h0 h0
16:39 <@rhia> it's a family pic of mom, dad, and daughters - from a 60's commune - sitting around reading - that modern censorship says is "a BAD thing"
16:39 < Mercster> yeah, well
16:39 < Mercster> not everyone is a fuckin' hippy
16:39 < Mercster> maybe you'd be more comfortable in europe
16:39 < Mercster> have a good trip
16:40 <@Dagmar> Could be worse
16:41 <@Dagmar> NotLarry's had people from his mom's church or something like that ask him to take the "child pornography" off his site.
16:41 <@rhia> Dagmar: pics of the NotKids?
16:41 <@Dagmar> Said picture was a nearly naked pic of one of his kids at age 2 or something
16:42 < Mercster> why in the hell you'd put pictures of kids you know under the age of 5 on the internet is beyond me, anyway
16:42 <@Dolemite> running around in the back yard under a water hose
16:42 < Mercster> and beyond most people
16:42 < Mercster> but hey, i understand, free speech right
16:42 <@Dagmar> Attention, anal-retentive moral evangelists... The human body is not inherently ugly and worthy of disgust... It's just *your* body that's uglt.
16:42 < Mercster> haha
16:42 <@rhia> Dagmar: yeah, that kind of "censorship" is keeping all the kidlings Much safer
16:43 < Mercster> yeah and pics of naked kids running around is keeping the internet free
16:43 <@Dolemite> but you can safely let them watch violent movies as long as there's no nipplage!
16:43 < Mercster> OHH LORDY
16:43 <@rhia> how about instead we round up everyone who sees a 2 yr old playing under a garden hose as erotic?
16:44 <@rhia> Dolemite: that's been an arguement point for me for years
16:44 < Mercster> internet fuckwads are always clamoring for the right to do shit that noone in their right mind would do anyway
16:44 < Mercster> congratulations, "intellectuals"
16:44 < Mercster> you've won another one for the dark side
16:44 <@Dagmar> rhia: That's the approach I take, but for some reason people who think such things tend to keep their mouths shut around me.
16:45 < Mercster> hey, it justifies your useless existence, right :)
16:45 <@rhia> Dolemite: lessee, if movies influence them that much, did i want my kids to grow up and have a healthy sex life or grow up chop people to pieces with a chainsaw?
16:45 < Mercster> it makes some sense out of your worthless value system
16:45 < Mercster> whatever makes *you* feel better
16:45 <@Drag0n> shwing 2 people doing what nature intende is rated X or higher, but showing 2 ppl killing each other is prime time tv
16:45 < Mercster> yeah, we're all on the edge of our seats :)
16:46 <@coilXmas> d
16:46 <@Dagmar> We need to breach this gap by inventing a gun that fires nipples.
16:46 <@remoford>  you have a good point but dont be dissin on the violence
16:46 <@remoford> its natural too
16:47 <@remoford> these are all part of the human condition
16:47 <@remoford> or the animal condition is you generalize a bit
16:48 <@rhia> remoford: just had far too many friends and family who would let their 6 year old watch R horror movies but Lawd NO, NOT an R movie that showed a nekkid female!!
16:48 <@remoford> if i had kids, an i dont, id let em watch either
16:48 <@rhia> i'm like, they're 6 -
16:48 <@remoford> woo woo crazy ideas in their heads
16:49 <@rhia> of the two, if my kid walked in on an R movie, i'd rather them see nekkid tits than bloody dismembered body parts
16:49 <@remoford> meh
16:49 <@remoford> i dont enjoy gore myself
16:49 <@remoford> but whatever entertains folks
16:50 <@remoford> and violence != gore
16:50 <@rhia> of course, it never occurred to them to maybe, oh, do something completely crazy like not watch R movies till the preschoolers were in bed,
16:50 <@Dolemite> the problem I have with it is that is desensitizes the viewer so that violence is no longer shocking and rarely is there even a moral component to it so that they can know that hurting other people really is a bad thing to do
16:50 <@remoford> when john wayne shoots teh bad guy, thats good
16:50 <@remoford> someone sawing their leg off, eh not so much
16:51 <@remoford> desensitizes like you desensitize a marine?
16:51 <@remoford> or are soldiers bad people because they face the reality of thier profession
16:51 <@Dolemite> not having been a marine I can't answer that
16:51 <@Drag0n> horror movies have no redeaming value, at least porn and nude movies can be used as instructional aids
16:52 <@rhia> remoford: well, my kids never had to worry about walking in on gore fest movies at my place either, not my choice of 'entertainment'
16:52 <@remoford> Drag0n: porn is also damn sexy
16:52 <@Dolemite> but a marine is an adult with a moral base to build off of
16:52 <@Dolemite> a child is not
16:52 <@remoford> instruction can go fuck itself
16:52 <@remoford> Dolemite: im not at all convinced that j random 17yr old recruit is an adult
16:53 <@Dolemite> Moreso than 8 year old Billy
16:53 <@Catonic_lp> you know, if I'd watched more gory movies, maybe I'd have turned out normal...
16:53 <@remoford> within the limits that adultness is a real thing
16:53 <@Dolemite> and yes, there are shitloads of bad parents out there that instilled nothing in their children other than disdain for said parents
16:53 <@rhia> but they did occasionally wake up and walk thru stuff like cheech and chong, - and it made them think doing drugs was stupid <well, it IS cheech and chong, G>
16:54 <@remoford> my point here is that none of these things has any real effect on the kid
16:54 <@Dolemite> Well I respectfully disagree with your opinion, remoford
16:54 <@remoford> except where said kid intersects with society
16:55 <@remoford> and i dont belive in conformity for its own sake
16:55 <@Drag0n> the rediculous religeous fundimental zelots have more influnce on the children with indoctrinating them from birth to death with their stupid mantra
16:55 <@remoford> thats just how innocence goes
16:56 <@rhia> Drag0n: and bad spelling habits? <g & ducks>
16:56 <@Drag0n> thats why we have speel checkers
16:56 <@Dolemite> which you obviously don't use
16:56 <@rhia> Dolemite: faster typer than i am
16:56 <@remoford> Drag0n: the fundies are a real issue
16:57 <@remoford> but the trick here in education
16:57 <@remoford> look kiddo, these ppl are delusional
16:57 <@Drag0n> yes i do, i just use a different dictionary than everyone else
16:57 <@rhia> one he wrote himself
16:57 <@remoford> like the crazy lady on the sidewalk talking to invisible elvis
16:57 <@Drag0n> i think it had hugme on it
16:57 <@remoford> no, i have no idea why ppl accept this as normal
16:58 <@remoford> and problem solved
16:58 <@rhia> ah, yeah - think you and hugme took the same spelling classes <g>
17:00 <@Dolemite> ok, time to fix some food for the young'un
17:00 <@Dolemite> later, kids!
17:00 <@Catonic_lp> later Dolemite
17:00 <@Catonic_lp> jeezuz
17:01 <@Catonic_lp> yum is pornographically fast on a 300Mbit/s connection.
17:01 <@Catonic_lp> wow, I just filled the cup.
17:01 <@Catonic_lp> 49MB in seven seconds.
17:02 <@brimstone> you sir, are a liar
17:02 <@brimstone> yum is never fast
17:02 <@Catonic_lp> (1/5): jdk-1_5_0_15-linux 100% |=========================|  46 MB    00:10
17:03 <@brimstone> sure, downloading the packages might be fast, but you'll have plenty of time to clean up while you wait for it to check dependancies and actually install the packages
17:04 <@Catonic_lp> brimstone: BELIEVE
17:04 <@brimstone> i can't
17:04 <@brimstone> not in yum
17:05 <@Catonic_lp> I have googlehertz to spare.
17:05 <@Catonic_lp> and a fast pipe.
17:05 <@nachoguy> Catonic, imagine how fast that would go if you were using gentoo with OMGOptimized
17:05 <@Catonic_lp> which means my net-dick is huge.
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17:05 <@remoford> srsly
17:05 <@remoford> gentoo, for ppl with not shit else to do
17:06 <@jb7od> MERRY CHRISTMAS #SE2600!
17:06 <@Catonic_lp> nachoguy: I would be in a sea of orgamic delight.
17:06 <@nachoguy> heh
17:06 <@Catonic_lp> *orgasmic
17:06 <@nachoguy> well, I mean if you're playing with yum, you might as well compile from source
17:06 <@Catonic_lp> sick.
17:06 <@jb7od> orgamic! that's awesome! can i use that
17:06 <@Catonic_lp> you can't spell orgasmic without mog.
17:07 <@jb7od> wasn't that the bad guy's name in rock-n-rule?
17:07 <@Catonic_lp> to the window.. .to the walls...
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17:31 < Mercster> bllz
17:32 <@Evilpig> NotLarry: the notkids were fed.
17:39 <@rhia> Greyhound strands 60 people overnight in Seattle, AmTrak ups the ante by stranding 450 overnight in Chicago, C'mon, United or AA! Your turn!
17:40 <@brimstone> it's like it's never snowed in this country before
17:43 <@Drag0n> nah, it will have to be a boat, a cruise or the long island ferry will just park a full boat somewhere
17:44 <@rhia> Ferry drops anchor in mid harbor, captain swims to shore? <g>
17:52  * Mercster snows on #se2600
18:02 < Mercster> jim lehrer, take me away
18:08 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: do you do Leatherworking?
18:08 <@NotLarry> Evilpig: have jay call me at work
18:08 <@NotLarry> Evilpig: The wife said she fed them chicken, did you feed them too?
18:12 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: no.  eng / alch
18:13 <@Dagmar> Ah
18:19 < Mercster> im pretty sure this lady on the pbs news hour is a post-op tranny
18:19 < Mercster> karen shaw petrou
18:19 < Mercster> something
18:20 < Mercster> http://www.pbs.org/newshour/images/business/july-dec08/0711_fannie_petrou.jpg
18:20 < Mercster> :-/
18:24 <@sdodson> unce unce unce
18:25  * Mercster touches sdodson 
18:25 <@sdodson> That's GROSSS!
18:25 < Mercster> suck it up, jerky
18:25 < Mercster> ive nominated you as the coolest guy on #se2600
18:25 < Mercster> which can be translated as:
18:25  * sdodson tries to act surprised
18:26 < Mercster> ive nominated you as the least lame guy on #se2600
18:26 <@sdodson> brimstone: The only reason that you notice that is that yum does all that shit up front rather than getting half way through a transaction and crapping it's pants.
18:27 < Mercster> wtf are you talking about
18:27 < Mercster> NOONE KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
18:27 <@sdodson> I'd like to thank my loving cat, my mom, my dad... and jesus, without you i'd be nothing!
18:27 <@sdodson> NO ONE KNOWS THAT NOONE ISN"T A WORD
18:27 < Mercster> ...
18:27 <@sdodson> 18:03 <@Catonic_lp> (1/5): jdk-1_5_0_15-linux 100% |=========================|  46 MB    00:10
18:27 <@sdodson> 18:03 <@brimstone> sure, downloading the packages might be fast, but you'll have plenty of time to clean up while you wait for it to check dependancies and actually install the packages
18:28 < Mercster> haha
18:28 < Mercster> good lord
18:28 < Mercster> nevermind
18:28 <@sdodson> Mercster: Let me guess, you say virii too?
18:28 < Mercster> just NEVERMIND
18:28 < Mercster> sdodson: no, but i say 'boxen'
18:28 < Mercster> i havent had a computer virus since 1996
18:28 < Mercster> i dunno how all that shit works
18:28 < Mercster> i blame it on morons
18:29 <@sdodson> I hadn't touched a computer in 1996
18:29 < Mercster> even running windows, i havent ever considered that a crisis
18:29 < Mercster> sdodson: good job
18:29 <@sdodson> I lie.
18:29 < Mercster> sdodson: good job
18:30 <@sdodson> Shuttleworth proposes blah blah.
18:30 < Mercster> virii (OOH!) seem to be the providence of idiots who open random email attachments
18:30 < Mercster> and download animated screensavers
18:30 < Mercster> i cant really relate
18:36 < Mercster> also
18:36 < Mercster> i am very drunk
18:36 <@sdodson> ver nice, whatcha drink'n?
18:36 < Mercster> beer
18:36 <@sdodson> what kindobeer?
18:37 < Mercster> ok
18:37 < Mercster> well
18:37 < Mercster> if i told you
18:37 < Mercster> which im about to do
18:37 < Mercster> you'd probably pull some snobby shit about how it's pissbeer
18:37 <@sdodson> <warning this is an effort to bait shitheads like Shadow404 into making fun of you>
18:37 < Mercster> guess what
18:37 < Mercster> yeah
18:37 < Mercster> here it comes
18:37 < Mercster> ready?
18:37 < Mercster> BUSCH ICE
18:37 <@sdodson> Bud American Ale?
18:37 < Mercster> no, busch ice
18:38 < Mercster> and ill tell you the benefit of busch ice
18:38 < Mercster> it goes down fast
18:38 < Mercster> it goes down fast, and it's cheap
18:39 < Mercster> now, excuse me while i head for the mountains
18:39 < Mercster> of busch...........
18:39 < Mercster> beeeeeeeeeeeeer
18:39 < Mercster> anyone can laugh all they want, it's 5.9% and i can slam a can of shit this in approximately 9 seconds
18:42 < Mercster> Uncle Jemima: Ah, beautiful day. [bird flies by.] Well isn't that right little fella?
18:43 < Mercster> 99k: Alan Cumming / Jennifer Lopez
18:43 < Mercster> Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor
18:43 < Mercster> Uncle Jemima.....Tracy Morgan
18:43 < Mercster> Sammy.....Tim Meadows
18:43 < Mercster> Aunt Jemima.....Tracy Morgan
18:43 < Mercster> [ open on "Song
18:43 < Mercster> of the South" setting ]
18:43 < Mercster> Uncle Jemima: Ah, beautiful day. [bird flies by.] Well isn't that right little fella?
18:43 < Mercster> [sits down and looks at camera] Lemme ask you a question-do you like drinkin'? Hell, you like drinkin'. Who the hell don't? Well, if you're like me - you like to get bent just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce to you, Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor.
18:43 < Mercster> I'm Uncle Jemima. You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the Pancake Lady.
18:43 <@Evilpig> are you stupid?
18:43 < Mercster> YES
18:43 < Mercster> Now, she says that sellin' booze is degradin' to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on account of you flippin' flapjack! Ain't I right, Sammy?
18:43 -!- Mercster was kicked from #se2600 by Evilpig [stupid]
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18:43 < Mercster> son of a
18:43 <@sdodson> Wait, we're kicking people for being stupid?
18:43 <@Evilpig> what did we learn?
18:44 < Mercster> WE LEARNED YOU'RE AN ASS
18:44 <@sdodson> I'd have to add the -yes option to my irc client to kick everyone that was stupid
18:44 < Mercster> aunt jemimah says sell what you know, and i know BOOZE
18:45 < Mercster> Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content, and that's per volume.
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18:45 -!- Mercster was kicked from #se2600 by Evilpig [stupid]
18:45 <@Evilpig> give him 5 minutes to intelligent up
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18:46 <@Catonic_lp> oh come on, that's like the best skit ever
18:46 <@sdodson> EVAR!
18:46 <@Drag0n> sdodson, just kick yourself, its quicker
18:55 <@Catonic_lp> just kill yourself...
18:58 -!- mode/#se2600 [-b *!*n=merc@*.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] by sdodson
19:00 <@rhia> Evilpig: singing, now quoting comedy skits ... what's next? esoteric poetry or quoting wikipedia like ware?
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19:01 <@sdodson> ignore him then
19:02 <@rhia> sdodson: i normally do, w/o /ignore - but the gibberish scrolling is .... monotonous
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19:02 < Mercster> come on
19:02 <@Evilpig> oh yeah I forgot to unban
19:02  * Mercster shakes his fist
19:05 < Mercster> http://wikimediafoundation.org/wiki/Donate/Letter/en?utm_source=2008_jimmy_letter_r&utm_medium=sitenotice&utm_campaign=fundraiser2008#appeal
19:05 <@sdodson> You know what behavior is undesirable.
19:05 < Mercster> k
19:05 < Mercster> sdodson: asking for donations?
19:05 <@sdodson> Mercster: no, i'm talking about you.
19:05 < Mercster> oh, i dont ask for donations
19:06 <@rhia> according to my email junk folder, i forgot to call myself, miss me terribly, want to meet myself upstairs, and need myself desperately ....... hunh,  didn't even realize i was having an existential identity crisis
19:06 <@sdodson> Don't be daft.
19:06 < Mercster> i just want someone to buy me a dell mini 9
19:06 < Mercster> for testing purposes
19:06  * Mercster coughs
19:06 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: How dreadful.
19:06 <@Dagmar> Oh well.
19:07 <@sdodson> I don't get the topic
19:07 <@sdodson> wtf is it about buying a car?
19:07 <@NotLarry> rhia: we did
19:08 <@rhia> NotLarry: awww, you Do care ;)
19:09 <@rhia> sdodson: car companies are begging people to buy, incentives galore, 0% interest rates, etc etc
19:09 <@Drag0n> but no banks are willing to give out the money
19:09 <@sdodson> But american cars right?
19:10 <@rhia> not true, car loans are still available, just harder to get - need larger downpayments or paid off trade ins
19:10 <@sdodson> Banks love me they'll give me money.
19:10 <@rhia> Nissan and Toyota are offering deals, too
19:10 <@sdodson> They know I'm the #1 stunnaaaaaa
19:10 <@sdodson> this nigga rolls deep
19:11 <@Drag0n> as in hip deep in sh....
19:11 < Mercster> wont start nuthin, wont BE nuthin
19:12 < Mercster> hole-eeeeeee
19:18 < Mercster> farted
19:18 <@Dagmar> I just can't watch that thing erin posted to LJ
19:18 <@Dagmar> I just wanna slap that woman and tell her how many fallacies are in her little stand-up gig
19:19 < Mercster> ohh
19:19 <@Dagmar> Three times now I've tried to get through it, and three times I've failed.
19:19 < Mercster> im pretty sure you're used to failing
19:24 <@polerin> Dagmar: cute. because it's not your life it's wrong
19:24 <@polerin> also
19:24 <@sdodson> polerin: ZOMG URL?!
19:24 <@polerin> the things you're likely to key off of are likely sardonic in nature.
19:24 < Mercster>  w00t
19:24 <@polerin> http://eclexia.livejournal.com/24310.html?view=35574#t35574
19:24 <@polerin> if you insist
19:28 <@sdodson> confusing
19:30 < Mercster> heh
19:32 <@polerin> Dagmar: please, tell me, what's so full of flaws about it that you cannot stand to make it through?
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19:38 <@Dagmar> polerin: She complains that her identity is not defined by how other people view it, but she just spent several minutes doing that very thing
19:38 <@Dagmar> Defining her gender identity by how other people view it
19:40 <@sdodson> sardonic is a big word i don't understand!
19:41 <@polerin> Dagmar: actually, she's talking about how the world relates to transpeople
19:41 <@polerin> how it forces that role on us
19:43 <@sdodson> having a wang sort of forces that role on you too, no?
19:44 <@polerin> hence "us".
19:45 <@polerin> I don't know why the hell it matters to anyone else besides lissa and I what's in my pants, but there are a whole bunch of people that seem to feel the need to comment.
19:45 <@polerin> happened in here, happens elsewhere.
19:46 <@Dagmar> They spend too much time worrying about genitalia
19:47 <@polerin> and I spend too much time having to deal with them
19:47 <@sdodson> Do you use it while making love, feel free to not answer this if you wish.
19:47 <@polerin> but the fact exists that I can't avoid dealing with it, it's a part of my existence
19:47 <@polerin> sdodson: dood
19:47 <@polerin> that's none of your buisness :P
19:47 <@Dagmar> You wave your genitalia around in public?
19:48 <@sdodson> Dagmar: You don't?! What else would I do on a friday night?
19:48 <@Drag0n> some are so psychologically sexually insecure that the idea that someone does something they dont agree with must be bad and there fore discouraged, conformity is good, deviance from the norm must be punished. if you dont understand the choice enough to punish or dissuade, then ridicule is the only remaining ammo. its the mantra of the small minded
19:49 <@polerin> Dagmar: no, but if you haven't seen it happen in here you're not paying attention
19:49 <@Drag0n> it does not affect me in any way, shape or form, i have no view pro or con, there for, it is none of my concern and she is free to do as she chooses to herself
19:49 < Mercster> mmm ballz
19:50 <@Dagmar> Haven't seen you waving your genitalia around or haven't seen people being ignorant assholes in here?
19:50 <@sdodson> Some are so small minded that they even fail to see how people might see differently and just write the others off as being small minded because it's easier to cope with than the fact others may have opinions too.
19:50 <@Dagmar> ...because I can assure you I've got two short-bus ridin' motherfuckers on ignore right now.
19:50 < Mercster> Dagmar: i think you get off typing "genitalia"
19:50 <@timoguin> I like to sit on salad forks.
19:50 < Mercster> haha
19:50 <@polerin> hell, Merc told me, "I feel you." just to say he agrees, and Corydon has to pop off a comment about how that makes him gay
19:51 <@Drag0n> tim, can you pay the medical bills?
19:51 < DigitalIrony> or....you can just enjoy ridiculing others....
19:51 <@polerin> because of course, I'm a guy. right?  or not.
19:51 < Mercster> timoguin: i like to sit on salad sporks
19:51 <@polerin> Because I'm defined by what YOU see, not me.
19:51 < DigitalIrony> i mean it doesn't have to be because of what you said....its just fun
19:51 <@sdodson> corydon = hyperbole
19:51 <@timoguin> Mercster: well, hey, whatever floats your boat... freak.
19:51 < Mercster> ;-)
19:52 <@polerin> sdodson: that wasn't hyperbole, it wasn't aimed at me.  It was using his view of me to make merc feel uncomfortable
19:52 < Mercster> oh im ok
19:52 < Mercster> thanks polerin
19:52 <@polerin> aaaaaaand there we go again. :P
19:53 < Mercster> Corydon wants to bone me, thats all
19:53 < Mercster> i dont take it personal
19:53 <@polerin> heh
19:53 <@sdodson> omg me too!
19:53 < Mercster> sdodson: omg!
19:53  * Mercster hugs sdodson 
19:53 <@timoguin> corydon wants to * *
19:55 <@polerin> Dagmar: so instead of mocking her for something she's not actually doing, you might try listening and putting yourself in someone elses shoes.
19:55 < Mercster> Dagmar's an ass
19:55 < Mercster> fuck it
19:55 <@Dagmar> Well, there's also the tone of pompous self-righteousness.
19:56 < Mercster> yeah
19:56 < Mercster> noone's heard that from you
19:56 < Mercster> thanks for takin' one for the team, batman
19:56 < Mercster> what a jackass
19:56 < Mercster> i thought *I* was an asshole
19:57 < Mercster> JEEEEEEZ
19:57 <@polerin> Dagmar: wait.. *you're* complaining because someone is being self rightioius?
19:57 <@polerin> Dagmar: actually more than anything else, she's just pissed off, and expressing it through humor
19:59 <@polerin> something that I've seen you do any number of times.
20:01 <@Dagmar> Yeah just keep drinkin' that kool-aid
20:01 <@timoguin> oh man
20:01 <@timoguin> i wish i had some kool-aid right now
20:01 <@polerin> What kool-aid dag
20:02 <@polerin> you're insulting me rather than offering anything wrong with what she's saying
20:02 < Mercster> timoguin: ive taken to making iced tea
20:02 <@timoguin> Mercster: oh man that sounds good too
20:02 <@timoguin> and i do have tea here
20:02 < Mercster> polerin: thing is i probably agree with whatever Dagmar is talking about, but he's such a know-nothing knob-job that noone will ever hear or agree with him
20:02 <@timoguin> i always forget about being able to make tea when my fridge is empty
20:02 < Mercster> polerin: you go on wit ya bad self, sistah
20:03 < Mercster> timoguin: my local grocery has this corn-syrup laden iced tea mix, no fucking work, you just add water
20:03 < Mercster> timoguin: and it's awesome
20:03 <@timoguin> Kinda NSFW http://media.fukung.net/images/9036/119577534777.jpg
20:03 <@timoguin> Mercster: gross.
20:04 <@polerin> Dagmar: why is it so hard to belive that people give others shit for reasons you don't think should?
20:04 < Mercster> timoguin: true
20:04 < Mercster> timoguin: aint no worse than koolaid, tho
20:04 < Mercster> and iced tea tastes better than koolaid, in the end
20:04 <@timoguin> well, i don't drink kool-aid either
20:04 <@timoguin> it just sounded good in that nostalgic kind of way
20:05  * Mercster shrugs
20:05 < Mercster> have it your way
20:05 <@polerin> timoguin: I'd make you a cup of tea if you were here
20:05 < Mercster> drink water :)
20:05 <@timoguin> No, I don't drink tap water anymore either.
20:05 < Mercster> well then
20:05 <@timoguin> And I'm out of purified.
20:06 <@timoguin> I do, however, have the liquor cabinet.
20:06 < Mercster> you're what my dad would say, "up shit creek without a paddle"
20:06 <@timoguin> Nah, I'm one mile from walmart.
20:06 < Mercster> yeah, liquor much healthier than tap water
20:06 <@timoguin> But fuck walmart this time of year.
20:06 < Mercster> free-range organic likka
20:06 <@polerin> lavender Earl grey with a splash of milk and a pinch of sugar
20:06 < Mercster> polerin: come on
20:07 <@timoguin> I have some green tea and white tea here.
20:07  * Mercster continues with beer and corn-syrup tea
20:07 <@timoguin> But I'm in the mood for something cold.
20:07 <@polerin> Mercster: it's really good ;P
20:08 < Mercster> polerin: eh
20:09 <@polerin> heh
20:09 < Mercster> polerin: i wouldnt keep you from anything you like, go for it
20:09 < Mercster> polerin: but im a meat eating, beer swilling, hot-tea-averse redneck
20:09 < Mercster> i am what i am
20:11 <@polerin> Dagmar: I Think you don't like it because it makes you uncomfortable.  Not that you'd ever admit it, and you're likely to fly off the handle at me for saying it, but it's the truth.
20:12 < Mercster> im about as much of an asshole as dagmar is, but i never put people on ignore
20:12 < Mercster> putting people on /ignore is the first sure sign of a fuckin idiot
20:12 < Mercster> i wouldnt worry about what he flies off the handle at
20:12 <@polerin> you don't like anyone challenging your comfy little bubble of self reliance, and anyone who actually speaks up about how they are treated badly is obviously just being a "victim" even if they are fighting back.
20:12 < Mercster> apparently he has the constitution of a lady
20:13 < Mercster> the slightest thing is liable to set that waterhead off on a fury of /ignores
20:13 < Mercster> let him have at it
20:13 < Mercster> s/fury/flurry
20:13 <@polerin> Mercster: I ignore people, but only a few
20:14 < Mercster> ehh, /ignore is lame
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20:14 < Mercster> frankly i dont believe anyone who says they have me on /ignore
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20:14 < Mercster> anyone so self-important that they arent able to take a little criticism is probably too histrionic to actually /ignore anyone
20:15 < Mercster> they get off on telling people they have them on /ignore
20:15 < Mercster> then watch, hoping they get a response
20:15 < Mercster> fuck 'em
20:15 < Mercster> fuck dagmar, too
20:15 < Mercster> while we're at it
20:17 <@polerin> Mercster: I don't really need to listen to people who spew endless streams of homophobia and hate directly at me.  it's useful.
20:17 < Mercster> well, alright, that's you
20:17 < Mercster> it aint me
20:18  * polerin nods
20:18 <@polerin> didn't say YOU had to ignore people
20:18 < Mercster> ;)
20:18 < Mercster> i know
20:18 < Mercster> just sayin'
20:21 <@sdodson> i just walked into a place and ordered sushi 15minutes before close
20:22 < Mercster> ya know ive never had fresh sushi
20:22 < Mercster> id like to try it
20:22 <@sdodson> iz ver ver goot
20:22 <@polerin> mmm
20:22 < Mercster> dunno
20:22 <@polerin> sushi is fucking win
20:22 < Mercster> id try it
20:23 <@sdodson> i just get rolls cause i'm a pansy
20:23 < Mercster> i want the real shit
20:23 < Mercster> little bundles of raw fish, rice, and wasabi
20:23 <@polerin> Mercster: start with a cali or philly roll.  They are the least challanging
20:23 <@polerin> really
20:23 < Mercster> eh dude
20:23 < Mercster> listen
20:23 < Mercster> if it's too "challenging" for me to like in the first place, why eat it
20:23 <@polerin> or fine.  Start with Mackrel nagiri
20:23 < Mercster> i wanna go right for the real stuff
20:24 < Mercster> straight to the point
20:24 < Mercster> i like it or i dont, i figure
20:24 < Mercster> why ease into it
20:24 < Mercster> i dont need to ease into anything, i can order a medium rare steak if i wanna eat something i know i like ;-)
20:24 <@polerin> but there's something to be said for introducing yourself slowly to a new concept
20:25 < Mercster> guess so
20:25 < Mercster> if i could find a good place + a good friend, id do it their way
20:25 <@polerin> because sushi isn't all the same, and if you jump into some of the more unusual tastes, it may put you off of the more normal ones
20:25 <@polerin> for example, I don't like eel nagiri, but eel omaki is delish
20:25 < Mercster> but, my instinct is, go for the real shit
20:26 <@sdodson> theres a lot of real shit
20:26 < Mercster> im too old to try to ease into too much
20:26 <@polerin> whereas ocotopus nakiri is awesome, and I don't think it'd work at all in omaki
20:26 < Mercster> i know what i like
20:26 <@polerin> though I guess I could be wrong
20:26 < Mercster> well, i dunno all the japanese terms
20:27 < Mercster> a piece of raw salman or tuna
20:27 < Mercster> some rice
20:27 < Mercster> some spice
20:27 < Mercster> ill try it
20:28 <@polerin> omaki is the rolls
20:28 <@polerin> with mulitple ingredients
20:28  * Mercster has no idea
20:28 <@polerin> nagiri is a rice ball with something strapped to it with a bit of seaweed
20:29 <@polerin> omaki is "real" too, though some of the rolls are definatly americanized
20:29 < Mercster> i want to try pure, unadulterated, non-watered down sushi
20:29 < Mercster> raw fish and some rice
20:29 < Mercster> and some wasabi
20:29 < Mercster> or whatever
20:29 < Mercster> whatever the fuck the essence of sushi is
20:29 < Mercster> thats what i want
20:29 < Mercster> i dont want some weak white-man cali roll
20:29 < Mercster> i want the real shit
20:30 < Mercster> if it sucks, then it sucks
20:30 < Mercster> if it's good, then it's good
20:31 < Mercster> if some japanese guy was like "i wanna try steak:
20:31 < Mercster> i wouldnt give him salisbury steak
20:31 <@polerin> hehe
20:31 < Mercster> or round steak
20:31 < Mercster> ya know
20:31 < Mercster> chopped beef patty or whatever
20:32 < Mercster> id give him a lightly seasoned (salt+pepper+garlic) bite of medium rare prime rib
20:32 < Mercster> he likes it, fine, he dont like it, fine
20:32 < Mercster> why beat around the bush
20:32 < Mercster> and i want the same of sushi
20:39 <@sasquatc4> hooray for shitty housing market, house worth 300k, last sold  for 276 5 years ago, can now get it for 220
20:39 <@polerin> house is worth what you pay for it :P
20:39 <@polerin> or rather
20:39 < Mercster> for any market, there is an upside
20:40 <@polerin> what it'll sell for.  Nothing has intrinsic value beyond that
20:40 < Mercster> for the wise
20:40 <@sasquatc4> yea, that house is definetly worth a whole lot more than what they are selling it for, at 220 it is worth it just for the place, but it is definetly worth a whole lot more, specially in a few years when houses start going back up
20:41 <@sasquatc4> besides that the place is pimpin
20:41 < Mercster> and the good lord knows
20:41 < Mercster> pimpin' aint easy
20:43 < Mercster> ohhhhhh man im drunk
20:44 <@sasquatc4>  http://idx.pdclane.net/details.asp?interior=yes&mls_number=713367&officeid=CBR56&agentid=326711&officeEmail=CRAIG.HINDES@COLORADOHOMES.COM&agentArea=720&agentPhone=771-4934&officelong=COLDWELL%20BANKER%20RESIDENTIAL%2056
20:44 <@sasquatc4> pretty much in the middle of downtown denver
20:44 < Mercster> nice url
20:44 <@sasquatc4> hehe
20:44 <@sasquatc4> ~tinyurl
20:44 < Mercster> nah fuck tinyurl
20:45 < Mercster> i cant stand that thing
20:45 < Mercster> people could send you anywhere
20:45 < Mercster> everytime i see tinyurl, i think "goatse.cx"
20:46 < Mercster> which makes me a pervert
20:47 < Mercster> it also makes me wary
20:48 <@timoguin> that's why you use minilink
20:48 <@timoguin> perserves the domain
20:49 <@timoguin> ~minilink
20:49 <@timoguin> MaxieZ: where is zee bot!?
20:49 < Mercster> bot dead
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21:01 < Mercster> hi dc0de_
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21:07 <@polerin> hi dcode
21:10 < Mercster> polerin: if he aint talkin to me, HE AINT TALKIN TO YOU LADY
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21:12 <@polerin> Mercster: phhht
21:13 < Mercster> ;)
21:13  * Mercster phhhts all over polerin 
21:16 < Mercster> haha, man
21:16 < Mercster> my computer desk's keyboard tray sure is a lot heavier and immobile with a model M
21:26 < Mercster> im so drunk i cant see straight
21:28 <@sdodson> the bot provides you links that have bits of detail about the url
21:28 <@sdodson> namely domain and file extension.
21:28  * Mercster provides sdodson with an extension
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22:53 <@rattle> http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/23/madoff.investor.suicide/index.html
22:53 <@rattle> Ok.
22:53 <@rattle> This isn't flying out of a building..
22:53 <@rattle> But it's something.
22:54 <@rattle> I'm still waiting for someone to jump from a building in NYC.
22:54 <@rattle> Popular culture has trained us to expect this..
22:54 <@rattle> SOMEONE has to do it.
22:54 < Mercster> rattle: we commonly have people jumping off of the bridge on the TN river, which you probably saw
22:55 < Mercster> ive never been there with film, tho
22:55 <@rattle> No.  It has to be a Wall Street guy.
22:55 <@rattle> When the market crashes, Wall Street investors jump out of buildings.
22:55 <@rattle> Those are the rules.
22:55 <@rattle> Wall Street is not following the rules.
22:55 < Mercster> oh, ya, these are just depressed homeless ppl
22:55 <@rattle> Fuck Wall Street.
22:56 <@rattle> Villehuchet suffered "cuts made to his arm, to his wrist and also to his bicep area, with a box cutter," New York Police Commissioner Ray Kelly said at a news conference.
22:56 < Mercster> rattle: they're all pink on the inside
22:56 <@rattle> I'll give him a B+.
22:56 < Mercster> get it
22:57 <@rattle> It's better than doing the running car in the garage thing..
22:57 <@rattle> But still..  I expect better from people who have lost billions.
22:57 < Mercster> see how i mogrified a sex joke into a morbid obersvation
23:05 <@Catonic_lp> hey rattman
23:14 <@Catonic_lp> amen brother fattle
23:14 <@Catonic_lp> **rattle
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23:46 <@Dagmar> rattle: Not just lost billions, but lost OTHER people's billions while still taking home a massive paycheck
23:46 <@Dagmar> rattle: Whatcha wanna bet his autopsy reveals he was a chump about it and got drunk enough to not feel the boxcutter first
23:48 <@Dagmar> I'd like to know tho' why he still had a job at that time.
23:48 <@Dagmar> Generally, if you're going to throw one point five BILLION dollars at someone, and your job is to research investments, then maybe some research should have been done
23:49 <@Dagmar> Questions like: Where are you investing this money we're giving you?
23:53 < Mercster> it's been a long time comin'
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23:54 < Mercster> but i know
23:54 <@scoil> hi
23:54 <@scoil> hi friends
23:54 <@scoil> how is everyone today
23:54 < Mercster> chane fon' comd
23:54 < Mercster> change gon' come
23:54 <@scoil> merchister
23:55 <@scoil> plz diaf asap
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