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00:20 <@sasquatc4> mmmm, sweet sweet nanokey keyboard
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00:25 <@scoil> qwert
00:25 <@scoil> zxcvb
00:29 <@sasquatc4> korg
00:31 <@scoil> asdfg
00:34 < dasunt> brimstone: When is she arriving?
00:35 < dasunt> http://qdb.us/281910
00:41 <@scoil> whered you find that
00:42 < dasunt> qdb.us
00:43 <@scoil> ...
00:47 < dasunt> You're too drunk.
00:48 <@scoil> stop talking about your self in third person
00:52 < dasunt> I R AWESOME!
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02:50 < Mercster> i pooped and there was lots
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03:04 <@Catonic> it's 3am, I must be horny...
03:06 <@Catonic> wow..
03:06 <@Catonic> that's terribly..
03:06 <@Catonic> just look at "redhead" in google, swap to images...
03:06 <@Catonic> 100% of the images are pretty girls.
03:08 <@Catonic> http://emo-haircut-styles.blogspot.com/2008/07/blond-emo-haircuts.html
03:08 <@Catonic> ^ I could probably have a sucessful relationship with any of the above jailbait. Only because it would start and end with: "Shut up and get naked."
03:10 < Mercster> there's an eternal law about redheaded chicks
03:10 < Mercster> they're either horribly disfigured or fucking gorgeous
03:10 < Mercster> there's really no inbetween
03:11 <@Catonic> jeesus
03:11 <@Catonic> emo is just mod rehashed
03:11 <@Catonic> the beatles knew enough about mod that they blew that shit off because it sucked
03:13 <@Catonic> jesus christ, I love these speakers.
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03:30 <@Catonic> "Closer" really took on a different meaning after I'd had sex.
03:55 < Mercster> :/
06:17 < Mercster> they talk about my new style
06:17 < Mercster> but it aint new tho
06:17 < Mercster> i got ridda my ol' bitch
06:17 < Mercster> now i gotta new ho
06:17 < Mercster> first im in tha benzo
06:17 < Mercster> now im in tha enzo
06:17 < Mercster> ferrari, IM SORRY
06:17 < Mercster> I KEEP
06:17 < Mercster> BLOWIN
06:17 < Mercster> UP
06:36 < aestetix> here we go
06:36 < aestetix> airplane attempt 20
06:57 < aestetix> hahahah
06:58 < aestetix> I just saw a girl sit down with a copy of the New Yorker, page through it, stop at random pages, hold it for like 10 minutes, pretending to read it.
06:58 <@Shadow404> she probably cant read, dunb bkinde
06:59 < aestetix> Plane is about to board. Wish me luck.
07:00 <@Shadow404> ...
07:01 < Mercster> ...
07:17 <@Shadow404> heh playing WoW at work
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10:38 < Mercster> shaolin shadowboxing...
10:38 < Mercster> and the wu tang sword style
10:38 < Mercster> if what you say is true, the shaolin and the wu tang could be dangerous!
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10:50 < Synx_hm> ugh
10:51 < Synx_hm> beer shits + airports and connections != fun
10:51 < Synx_hm> i went on a rampage last night out of the blue
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10:55 < Synx_hm> so lilo is now saying error 0x0A
10:55 < Synx_hm> bad sector flag
10:55 < Synx_hm> no idea what that means but fsck returns clean
10:56 <@Drag0n> fsck runs on partitions, not on the disk, if the disk error exists in the boot sector, you may need to get a disk check utilitu from the drive maker
10:57 < Synx_hm> yup what i figured but wanted to make sure
10:57 < Synx_hm> its a compactflash card
10:57 < Synx_hm> hehe
10:57 <@Drag0n> that or run a low format over the entire disk and try again
10:57 <@Drag0n> ahh
10:57 < Synx_hm> ya it sucks
10:57 <@Drag0n> cf is a pain to get working
10:57 < Synx_hm> i am the airport right now doh
10:57 < Synx_hm> and this is not a consistant problem
10:57 <@Drag0n> you ARE the airport?
10:58 < Synx_hm> most of the time it doesn't work every once in a while it boots fine
10:58 < Synx_hm> i am at the airport that is
10:58 <@Drag0n> can you fly us to sweden?
10:58 < Synx_hm> i hardly have enough money to get myself around :(
10:58 <@Drag0n> yeah, definetly know that issue
10:59 < Synx_hm> i cannot afford gifts for my family so i am giving them arming wires from bombs i dropped on thursday hehe
10:59 < Synx_hm> guess they can use them for keychains
10:59 <@Drag0n> true
10:59 < Synx_hm> who can say thir keychain was used to arm a 750pound class bomb hehe
11:00 < Synx_hm> their
11:00 < Synx_hm> man this sucks but i guess a lowlevel may be a good option when i get situated at my dads house
11:00 < Synx_hm> for now ive been booting to a thumbdrive and rebooting which seems to work about half the time getting the drive working
11:00 < Synx_hm> odd indeed
11:01 < Synx_hm> oh man i am fairly sure the kid next to me just shit his pants
11:01 < Synx_hm> oh nope
11:01 <@Drag0n> on a cf, you may just need a new card, due to the way the flash memory works, once it dies, its dead, flash has limited rewrite lifetimes, hence the reson using them for an OS is not the best idea
11:01 < Synx_hm> its the guy over a row that just took his shoes off
11:01 < Synx_hm> god damn that smells
11:01 < Synx_hm> Drag0n: its a brand spanking new card
11:02 < Synx_hm> i am really worried i may have to sit on the jet near this guy
11:02 < Synx_hm> his feet smell so damn bad
11:02 < Mercster> ...
11:03 <@brimstone> raid 1 cf cards
11:03 <@brimstone> then when one dies you just pop in a new one :D
11:03 <@Drag0n> could have been an acceptable defect in the sector as the manufacturer did not intend for it to be bootable
11:04 <@brimstone> http://omg.yahoo.com
11:04 < Synx_hm> Drag0n: very possible
11:04 < Synx_hm> brimstone: ya if i had the room inside this case id do something like that
11:05 < Synx_hm> hey does the boot flag on a partition really mean anything these days
11:05 < Synx_hm> if there is nothing in the MBR will the bios goto the boot flagged partition looking for bootstrap code?
11:06 < Synx_hm> that might be a solution, not using the MBR if thats where there is infact a bad sector
11:10 < Synx_hm> ?
11:16 < Synx_hm> or i could try and dd 0's to the mbr and reinstall grub
11:17 < Mercster> at what point did you believe installing lilo was a good idea?
11:17 < Synx_hm> i figured it might give some more info on the error than grub
11:17 < Synx_hm> and it did
11:17 < Synx_hm> i installed grub back over lilo
11:17 < Mercster> k
11:18 < Synx_hm> although not sure how much over the normal MBR size lilo writes to
11:18 < Synx_hm> so there may still be fragments there
11:19 < Synx_hm> stinky feet man + my stomach (hangover) + beershits != good!
11:21 < Mercster> man up, sally
11:21 < Synx_hm> :)
11:22 < Synx_hm> ok so i did a 'dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=446 count=1' on the disk
11:22 < Synx_hm> and reinstalled grub to the actual partition and not the mbr
11:22 < Synx_hm> and set the boot flag
11:22 < Synx_hm> wonder if that will work ;)
11:22 < Synx_hm> brb
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11:33 < Synx_hm> shrug
11:34 < Synx_hm> grub would not embed the stage1.5 stuff and but said it was not fatil however when i rebooted the bios found nothing to bootstrap from
11:35 < Synx_hm> i assumed that if the MBR was zero'd out it would goto the boot flag partition and look there
11:35 <@Drag0n> not sure, havent had to do that
11:37 < Synx_hm> fucking oversale of the flight
11:37 < Synx_hm> if they bump me to tomorrow i am going to hurt someone
11:42 < Synx_hm> i wonder if it was because the actualy bootable drive flag was not reset after i zero'd it all out, the bootable flag that resides at 0x00 offset
11:42 < Synx_hm> hrm wonder if i could zero out the mbr (pre partition table) and rerun fdisk to reset the bootable flag
11:43 < Synx_hm> well they are boarding catch ya all later
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12:52 < Mercster> farted
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13:25 <@polerin> ~weather 37086
13:25 <@polerin> bah
13:25 <@polerin> no bot
13:25 < Mercster> weather: look out window
13:26 <@polerin> temperature
13:26 <@polerin> trying to judge how many layers I need
13:26 < Mercster> weather: stick arm out window
13:26 <@polerin> cute.
13:26 < Mercster> yea im real cute
13:27 < Mercster> ask aestetix
13:37 < Mercster> ive even got a big dick
13:37 < Mercster> it's a total package
13:38 < Mercster> unfortunately, my personality sucks
13:41 <@Drag0n> http://www.wundergound.com/
13:46 <@Shadow404> http://www.wunderground.com/weatherstation/WXDailyHistory.asp?ID=KGAPOWDE7
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14:28 < Mercster> ya heard
14:32 <@rhia> http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2008/nov/25/theater-review-unauthorized-childrens-scientology/
14:38 < Mercster> ya
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15:35 < Mercster> yea ill lay ya nuts on a fuckin dresser
15:35 < Mercster> just ya nuts on tha fuckin dresser, an bang them shits wit a spiked fuckin bat
15:35 < Mercster> BLAOW
15:35 < Mercster> ill fuckin
15:35 < Mercster> ill fuckin
15:36 < Mercster> from the slums of shaolin, wu tang strikes again
15:36 < Mercster> m e t h o d
15:36 < Mercster> MAN
15:36 < Mercster> m e t h o d
15:36 < Mercster> MAN
15:37 <@brimstone> simmer...
15:40 < Mercster> brimstone: now how many rhymes does it take
15:40 < Mercster> brimstone: for me ta hit tha sugar roll, tootsie of a break
15:44 < Mercster> hey Hey HEY like FAAAAAAT albert...
15:44 < Mercster> im tha method man, aint no ifs or ands about it
15:45 <@brimstone> you'd think language would have a simple way to convert a mass of seconds into a nice formated hour:minute:seconds
15:45  * Mercster 's head explodes
15:46  * brimstone gets a mop
15:46 < Mercster> you're so clinical
15:46 < Mercster> dont you care about my feelings right now
15:47 <@brimstone> no, it looks like you're trying to rap
15:47 < Mercster> how about i rap you upside the head
15:47 < Mercster> how do you feel about that, fruity
15:47 <@brimstone> why are you so bitter?
15:48 < Mercster> MY DAD BEAT ME
15:48 <@brimstone> why did he do that?
15:48 < Mercster> he was an asshole i guess
15:48 < Mercster> ive been through this with zippy analyst in emacs
15:48 <@brimstone> so little ol' you didn't do anything against him?
15:48 < Mercster> no i was tiny and impotent
15:49 < Mercster> like my wang
15:49 <@brimstone> i think you're just craving attention
15:49 < Mercster> i think you're craving my dick
15:49 < Mercster> now bend over and for christmas's sake, dont tense up
15:49  * brimstone puts Mercster back on ignore
15:49 < Mercster> OH LORDY
15:49 <@brimstone> just letting ya know
15:50 < Mercster> k
15:50 < Mercster> i recognize and accept your alternative lifestyle
15:50 < Mercster> but i dont have to like it
15:50 < Mercster> o/~ maybe im cracy
15:51 < Mercster> o/~ maybe im crazy
15:51 < Mercster> (now he's missing the frank zappa, heh heh)
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16:20 < Mercster> oh jesus
16:23 < Mercster> you wake up in the mornin'
16:23 < Mercster> you hear the work bell ring
16:23 < Mercster> an' im marchin to the table...
16:23 < Mercster> you see the same ol' thing
16:23 < Mercster> aint no food upon the table...
16:23 < Mercster> aint no fork up in the pan
16:23 < Mercster> but you better not COMPLAIN BOY...
16:23 < mgalgoci> hey sdodson
16:24 < Mercster> you get in trouble with the man
16:24 < Mercster> mgalgoci: sdodson said yer an ass and you dont do your job right
16:24 < mgalgoci> I bet
16:24 < Mercster> he was just in here the other day
16:24 < Mercster> "that matt"
16:24 < Mercster> i think yer gonna get fired
16:24 < Mercster> better /quit
16:24 < Mercster> ASSHAT
16:25 < mgalgoci> for being an army of one I do a pretty goddamn good job
16:25 < Mercster> yea, how many lady laptops have you reformatted this week
16:25 < Mercster> how about them bitches in HR
16:25 < Mercster> they've got it comin'!
16:26 < Mercster> let the midnight special
16:27 < Mercster> shine a light on me
16:27 < Mercster> let the midnight special...
16:27 < Mercster> shine a ever lovin' liiiight...
16:27 < Mercster> on
16:27 < Mercster> meeeeeeeee
16:28 < dasunt> Grrrrr.
16:29 < dasunt> Teenage vegetarians.
16:29 < dasunt> Well, I'm racist, it seems.
16:30 < Mercster> haha
16:30 < Mercster> mgalgoci eats dick, is that vegetarian?
16:46 < Mercster> please dont misfire
16:46 < Mercster> fill me up...
16:46 < Mercster> hah
16:46 < Mercster> guess just what came up in my random playlist
16:47 < Mercster> damn it feels good to be a gangsta
16:47 < Mercster> a real gangsta ass nigga plays his cards right
16:47 < Mercster> a real gangsta ass nigga dont run his mouth
16:47 < Mercster> cuz real gangsta ass niggaz dont start fights
17:00 < mgalgoci> but you aren't
17:01 < Mercster> compared to you, im suge knight
17:02 < Mercster> bow down in the presence of a boss playa, trick
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17:05 < Mercster> an' it was summertime...
17:08  * Catonic spools Wheatus, Teenage Dirtbag
17:14 < Mercster> mmm stacy's mom
17:14 < dasunt> Mercster: Are you on drugs?
17:14 < Mercster> YES
17:19 < Mercster> in factr
17:19 < Mercster> im on so many drugs that i dont think ill make it to SNL tonight
17:19 < Mercster> which is no great loss, since it'll be some lame rerun
17:20 <@Catonic> What I like to do is draw a bead and caulk it.
17:20 < Mercster> why talk dirty?
17:20 < Mercster> jeez
17:21 < Mercster> dont see how that solves anything
17:22 < Mercster> except maybe satisfying mgalgoci's unnatural appetites
17:22 <@Catonic> My parents asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up and I told them I wanted to be a Piker.
17:23 < Mercster> how proud they must be
17:24 < Mercster> my teacher once asked me
17:24 < Mercster> what do you wanna be when you grow up
17:24 < Mercster> he said, you in tha back with those french braids
17:24 < Mercster> whats your name?
17:24 < Mercster> "my name is snoop
17:25 < Mercster> alright snoop, what do you wanna be when you grow up
17:25 < Mercster> "i wanna be a mutha fuckin' hustla"
17:25 < Mercster> you betta aks somebody
17:26 <@Catonic> aksz
17:27 < dasunt> On one hand, I'm about a mile from Pizza Hut.
17:28 < dasunt> On the other hand, it's a bad snow storm and my steps are unshoveled.
17:28 < dasunt> *ponders ordering a pizza*
17:28 < Mercster> heh
17:28 <@Drag0n> are you pondering what im pondering pinkie?
17:29 < Mercster> i have frozen pizza
17:29 < Mercster> cheaper, and no snow
17:29 <@rhia> i think so, brain - but how do we get the chickens to wear the stockings?
17:30 < Mercster> there arent many freezer pizzas that are as good as pizza hut
17:30 < Mercster> but there is one
17:30 < Mercster> and ill tell you what it is
17:30 < Mercster> freschetta pizzamore
17:31 < Mercster> best fucking frozen pizza ive ever eaten
17:32 < Mercster> needless to say, i dont have any of that
17:32 < Mercster> digiorno is decent
17:33 < dasunt> The cheeseless Amy's pizza is damn good.
17:33 < Mercster> i also have a freschetta "brick oven" pizza, but it aint no pizzamore
17:33 < Mercster> dasunt: isnt that the pizza they sell at those hippy stores
17:35 < dasunt> Yes.
17:36 < Mercster> yea, we aint got those
17:36 < Mercster> in knoxvegas
17:36 < Mercster> not enough white kids with dreads in no shoes
17:38 < dasunt> But hippie girls give the best kinky sex!
17:39 < Mercster> i dunno, im allergic to hippies
17:39 < Mercster> kinkiest girl i was with was a "punk"
17:39 < Mercster> leather studded bracelets and all that
17:39 < dasunt> How are you allergic to hippies?
17:40 < dasunt> They are entertaining as hell.
17:40 < Mercster> well, i have an allergic reaction when im near them
17:40 < dasunt> Just don't voice a political opinion.
17:40 < Mercster> makes my arm shoot out and punch them in the forehead
17:41 < Mercster> i refuse to dumb myself down for pussy
17:41 < Mercster> which means IM LONELY
17:42  * Mercster sits next to mgalgoci 
17:42 <@timoguin> what does sex have to do with dumbing yourself down?
17:43 < Mercster> timoguin: if you dont know, you havent had enough
17:44  * Mercster yawns, stretches, reaches his arm around mgalgoci 
17:46 <@timoguin> riiight
17:48 < Mercster> i have two kids, and have seen several abortions
17:48 < Mercster> trust me
17:48 < Mercster> at any rate, i havent been laid in awhile
17:48 < Mercster> unless you count mgalgoci's mouth
17:48 < Mercster> in which case IM UP TO MY ELBOWS IN 'TANG
17:52 <@Catonic> I discovered another way to annoy cops
17:52 < Mercster> how's that
17:52 <@Catonic> oh, I like to put my orange drink mix in the bathtub. Then it's easy to say I'm up to my elbows in tang.
17:52 < Mercster> yeah
17:53 < Mercster> whatever works, right
17:53 <@Catonic> Mercster: If your car is low enough to the ground, and the right side of the interstate has a noise-making strip, you can watch the gap between the cars to maintain spacing on the middle line of the interstate
17:54 <@Catonic> then you can drive forward while staring directly at the cop.
17:54 < Mercster> sounds like work
17:56 <@Catonic> not really.
17:56 <@Catonic> just extremely unnearving to those around you
17:56 < Mercster> when im driving, im usually on a suspended license, or carrying weed, or both
17:56 < Mercster> so i dont really go out of my way to be a jackass
17:57 < Mercster> but im glad that's working for you
17:58 < dasunt> Ah.
17:59 < Mercster> open up and say AHHH
17:59 < Mercster> Poison
17:59 < Mercster> you like that shit, eh
17:59 < Mercster> well, it's 7pm
18:00 < dasunt> I should listen to Poison.  Oh wait, they suck.
18:01 < Mercster> heh
18:01 < Mercster> they do. when i was young tho, i loved them
18:01 < Mercster> thats why i hate myself
18:03 < Mercster> j/k i dont hate myself
18:03 < Mercster> just trying to relate to you guys
18:05 < dasunt> Mercster: They were between when I was younger as well.
18:06 < dasunt> Supposedly, the lead singer of Poison is still playing.
18:06 < dasunt> He occasionally ends up with a gig at one of the local casinos.
18:06 < dasunt> He has his own work, but from what I hear, the crowd would rather hear him to Poison songs.
18:08 < Mercster> heh, yeah
18:09 < Mercster> hard to feel sorry for those types
18:09 < Mercster> with all the money he made
18:09 < Mercster> play what ppl want
18:09 < Mercster> you can include some solo stuff here and there but, come on
18:10 < Mercster> he had plenty of time to feel like the center of the universe when his crap poison records were going multi-platinum
18:10 < Mercster> respect your legacy
18:26 <@sdodson> Mercster: STFU
18:27 < Mercster> you respect my opinion about Poison, dammit
18:27 < Mercster> Bret Michaels is a dirty bastard and i wont back away from that
18:29 < Mercster> brett?
18:36 <@scoil> no u sdodson.
18:36  * scoil slaps Mercster around a bit with a large trout.
18:36 < Mercster> shitcoil!
18:36 -!- scoil is now known as scort
18:36 < Mercster> haha :)
18:58 <@Catonic> I wanna see cops in HD
18:58 <@Catonic> I wanna see someone get clocked with a nightstick in 16:9 hi-def
19:04 <@Catonic> I wonder if some of these episodes of cops aren't staged
19:04 <@Catonic> like the one on tv right now
19:07 < Mercster> k
19:08 <@Catonic> the police car is on fire
19:08 < Mercster> bad sign
19:08 <@Catonic> if you want to see a crown vic burn, turn on fox
19:08 <@Catonic> to live out your wildest fantasies without getting a rodney-king style beating
19:08  * Mercster flips
19:09 < Mercster> Catonic: lol...out in the country
19:09 < Mercster> look at all those trees
19:16 < dasunt> Hah.
19:16 < dasunt> A pizza person came to my door.
19:16 < dasunt> She was lost.
19:18 < Mercster> dasunt: damn
19:18 < dasunt> I know.
19:18 < dasunt> Too bad I'm a vegan, else I could have claimed it.
19:18 < Mercster> you were tempted, i know
19:18 < Mercster> haha
19:18 < Mercster> oh well
19:18 < Mercster> you sunk yourseldf
19:18 < dasunt> Yep.
19:19 <@Catonic> I think that dasunt is an example of what not to do when dealing with a women.
19:19 <@Catonic> I am as well, but I'm on the other end of the extreme
19:23 < Mercster> what you go for the roast beef too soon?
19:24 <@Catonic> largely or not at all.
19:24 <@Catonic> I'm not socially well adjusted.
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19:24 < Mercster> well, whipping it out is a valid strategy in some situations
19:24 < Mercster> you've just got to have some discernment
19:27 <@Catonic> last time I did that I got sodomized with a nightstick after the lady cop gave me a handjob
19:28 < Mercster> sweet
19:28 <@Catonic> I just wished she hadn't been looking for a mercy fuck and had an agreement with her partner that they get equal time.
19:28 < Mercster> beware of lesbians
19:29 <@Catonic> lesbians are fun, or ugly
19:30 <@Catonic> like redheads.
19:30 < Mercster> haha
19:30 <@Catonic> I always get amused trying to pick up lesbians
19:31 <@Catonic> usually the bull will say "she's mah girl" far sooner than the bitch will admit she's a lesbian
19:31 <@Catonic> someone said somewhere that all women are, by nature, lesbians.
19:32 < Mercster> id argue for the opposite
19:32 < Mercster> all women love dick
19:33 < Mercster> ones who get scared by some childhood trauma, go for the muff
19:33 <@Catonic> I'm not saying they don't.
19:33 <@Catonic> I remember running into a lesbian at my favorite watering hole
19:33 < Mercster> but im a homophobic racist
19:33 < Mercster> so, there you go
19:33 <@Catonic> turns out, like many, she was a fence-sitter
19:34 <@scort> stfu
19:34 < Mercster> shitcort!
19:34 < Mercster> j/k
19:34  * Mercster runs
19:34 <@Catonic> all it took was me being there and NOT trying to get into her pants, establishing rapport, and just being easy to get along with
19:34 <@Catonic> and she was "when will I see you again?"...
19:34 < Mercster> yeah
19:35 <@Catonic> but I was polluted. And barely able to drive myself home.
19:35 < Mercster> see thats when you whip it out
19:35 < Mercster> force a decision
19:35 < Mercster> a crisis of conscience, if you will
19:35 < Mercster> BAM
19:36 < Mercster> "im sensitive and caring, oh, look at that, IT'S MY BONER"
19:36 <@Catonic> and then Darrell would have grabbed me and thrown me up against the building.
19:36 < Mercster> who is darrell
19:37 <@Catonic> then he'd sodomize me with his nightstick to her amusement.
19:37 < Mercster> if someone comes between you and a willing piece of pussy, you knock them out
19:37 < Mercster> that's just a rule of nature
19:37 <@Catonic> that's not something I worry about
19:45 < Mercster> if yall muthafuckaz think we willin...
19:45 < Mercster> pee you em pee, nigga, come on wit it...
19:45 < Mercster> you aint gotta listen nigga imma make you feel it...
19:46 <@Catonic> http://www.bestpicever.com/pic-1650-Bird-poop
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19:48 < Mercster> Catonic: grodey
19:48 <@Catonic> http://www.bestpicever.com/pic-3395-Bad-taste
19:48 < Mercster> Catonic: grodey
19:48  * Mercster sets up an alias
19:51 <@Catonic> http://www.bestpicever.com/pic-3046-Apples-for-the-whole-family
19:52 <@Catonic> http://www.bestpicever.com/pic-1110-Difference-between-Europe-and-USA
19:52 < Mercster> that one's old
19:52 < Mercster> ooooooooold
19:52 <@Catonic> that may as well be the diference between birmingham and huntsville
19:53 < Mercster> also, lame anyway, since ass is awesome. just, not that much ass
19:53 < Mercster> ill take a good hometown corn-fed girl over a rail-thin french whore anyday
19:54 <@Catonic> cool. You wanna be my wingman? I'll get you drunk and you can jump on the grenades.
19:55 < Mercster> yeah, you can take the chicks you think look most like the stars of your favorite sci-fi tv shows
19:55 < Mercster> and ill take the ones with a big ass who know how to fuck
19:55 < Mercster> ill "take one for the team"
19:57 < Mercster> damnit, i gotta roll smokes
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20:09 < mgalgoci> Mercster goes for the butterfaces
20:15 < dasunt> Gaw.
20:15 < dasunt> Today's not the day to read vegetarian forums.
20:16 < mgalgoci> whyfor
20:16 < dasunt> I'm having a low tolerance for stupidity today.
20:18 < Mercster> i must be really bothering you, then
20:20 < dasunt> Mercster: No, I'm getting drunk.
20:21 < Mercster> hehe
20:21 < dasunt> On boilermakers.
20:21 < dasunt> I think.
20:21 < dasunt> I ran out of soda to mix gin with.
20:21 < mgalgoci> mcallen 12 here
20:21 < dasunt> So beer it is.
20:21 < Mercster> im on my 14th or so beer
20:21 < Mercster> bout to pass out
20:22 < Mercster> im wondering if i can stay awake long enough to see the SNL christmas rerun special
20:22 <@scort> brb smoking meth out of a lightbulb
20:23 < mgalgoci> I've also got some crack rocks here
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20:27 < Mercster_> piece o shit
20:27  * scort slaps Mercster_ around a bit with a large trout.
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20:33 < Mercster> flyin' high again
20:33 <@scort> bitch
20:33 <@scort> pzl
20:35 <@Catonic> they say it's gonna be a long long time
20:37 < Mercster> momma's gonna worry
20:37 < Mercster> ive been a baaaad, baaaad boy...
20:37 < Mercster> no use sayin sorry
20:37 < Mercster> its something that i enjoooooy
20:37 < Mercster> o/~
20:47 < Mercster> mr crowley
20:47 < Mercster> what went wrong in your head
20:48 < dasunt> Did Mr Crowley ride a white horse (it's symbolic, of course)?
20:48 < Mercster> ding ding
20:50 < Mercster> could someone buy me a dell mini 9
20:51 < Mercster> no bone movies
20:55  * dasunt dies a bit inside.
20:55 < dasunt> Mercster: The MSI Wind has a better keyboard.
20:55 < mgalgoci> ya so
20:55  * mgalgoci has a dell mini9
20:56 < Mercster> dammit
20:56 < Mercster> i oughtta
20:56 <@sasquatc4> i heard the acer one is good too, saw some people usin that at the last conference i was at
20:57 <@scort> yes
20:57 <@scort> i got to touch the acer one
20:57 <@scort> and it gave me an erection.
20:57 < Mercster> i will tell my entire embarrassing life story on #se2600 for a dell mini 9
20:57 < Mercster> and lemme tell you
20:57 < Mercster> you wont be disappointed
20:57 < Mercster> mgalgoci can verify
20:58 < Mercster> im one sad motherfucker
20:58 < mgalgoci> yeah so, the mini is pretty sexy
20:58 < Mercster> plus ill file bugs or, whatever
20:58 < Mercster> fuck you man
20:58 < Mercster> FUCK YOU
20:58 < Mercster> YOU'RE TRYING TO HURT ME EMOTIONALLY
20:58 < mgalgoci> if you can tollerate a happyhacker keyboard you can deal with the mini9 keyboard
20:58 < Mercster> i tolerate your fat pasty ass, dont i
20:58 <@sasquatc4> the acer one does have one interesting feature, has 2 sd card slots, one is a normal sd slot, the other you can put a card in there and it just adds it onto your internal storage
20:59 < Mercster> tolerate only has one 'l' btw
20:59 < Mercster> you sadsack son of a bitch
20:59 <@timoguin> the acer aspire one has a nice keyboard and specs
20:59 < Mercster> plz buy me a dell mini
20:59 <@timoguin> especially now that they're selling one with a 6cell battery
20:59 < mgalgoci> the dell mini has a wireless card you can swap out
20:59 < mgalgoci> and a LED backlight screen
20:59 < Mercster> there's two benefits to the dell mini
20:59 < Mercster> bright screen
20:59  * mgalgoci added an intel iwl3945
20:59 <@timoguin> skydog loves his mini 9
20:59 < Mercster> and replacable wifi
20:59 < Mercster> skydog needs to buy me one
20:59 < mgalgoci> upgradable ram, and also ssd
20:59 < Mercster> so i can love stuff he loves
21:00 < mgalgoci> acer has a spinning disk
21:00 < Mercster> it seems appropriate
21:00 < mgalgoci> so does the mini12
21:00 < Mercster> shut up matt
21:00 < Mercster> hey we're a community right
21:00 < Mercster> a big community of hax0rz
21:00 < Mercster> thats why i need a dell mini
21:01 < Mercster> so i can further our goals
21:01 < Mercster> of...
21:01 < Mercster> uh
21:01 < Mercster> plz?
21:01 <@sasquatc4> you could do what the leetest of the leet do
21:01 <@sasquatc4> get a job and buy one
21:01 < Mercster> dude
21:02 < Mercster> IF YOU ONLY KNEW
21:03 < mgalgoci> I've heard his life story. Let's just take up a collection for a dell mini so we don't have to hear it.
21:03 < Mercster> yea what he said
21:04 < Mercster> your bugzilla will thank me
21:04 < mgalgoci> or the puppy gets a bullet
21:04 < Mercster> haha
21:04 < Mercster> you know where that's from, mgalgoci?
21:04 < Mercster> BUY THIS MAGAZINE OR WE'LL SHOOT THIS DOG
21:05 < mgalgoci> SIT DOWN AND SHUDDUP OR THE BUNNY GETS A BULLET
21:05 < mgalgoci> southpark
21:05 < Mercster> he's googling right now
21:05 < Mercster> nope
21:05 <@scort> hahahahahhaha mgalgoci
21:05 < Mercster> where's the original gag from
21:05 < mgalgoci> southpark
21:05 < mgalgoci> all others are a farce
21:06 < Mercster> http://s3.amazonaws.com/colourlovers.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/lampoon-kill-this-dog.jpg
21:06 < Mercster> national lampoon
21:06 < Mercster> "If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill This Dog"
21:07 < Mercster> now
21:07 < Mercster> apropos to our situation
21:07 < Mercster> someone buy me a dell mini or ill shoot mgalgoci
21:07 < mgalgoci> you don't have a gun
21:07 < mgalgoci> I do
21:07 < Mercster> dammit
21:27 < Mercster> ninety six gon' be dat year
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21:34 < Mercster> https://wiki.ubuntu.com/SkypeEthics
21:34 < Mercster> lol
21:34 < Mercster> are these people serious
21:35 < Mercster> wait, dont answer that
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21:35 < mgalgoci> skype is gay
21:36  * dasunt cooks while drunk.
21:37 < dasunt> Mercster: What is wrong with that page?
21:43 < Mercster> mgalgoci: watch out, there are lots of gays on this channel
21:44 < Mercster> dasunt: oh, nothing
21:45 < dasunt> Well, all the gays are wimps though.  :p
21:47 < Mercster> yes, but i fear them
21:47 < Mercster> they have ops
21:47 < Mercster> plus, they'll make me go gay
21:47 < Mercster> i dont want to offend anyone here
21:47 < Mercster> except mgalgoci
21:47 < Mercster> and the two little twerps i already made cry
21:48 < dasunt> Well, there's the whole gay conspiracy.
21:48 < mgalgoci> you make it sound like gay is bad
21:48 < Mercster> GAY IS LOVELY
21:48 < mgalgoci> I just said skype is gay, that's all
21:48 < Mercster> I LOVE GAY
21:48 < Mercster> im almost gay myself
21:48 < Mercster> except i dont like boners
21:48 < Mercster> thats the only thing from keeping me from going all the way
21:48 < mgalgoci> vagina?
21:49 < Mercster> mmm
21:49 < Mercster> hey, i dont care what hole
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21:49 < Mercster> as long as there's a little heat in thwere
21:49 < Mercster> ya know
21:49 < mgalgoci> lol
21:50 < Mercster> like mgalgoci's stinking diseased cocksucker
21:50 < Mercster> i mean, oral orifice
21:50 < mgalgoci> you mean your left hand
21:50 < Mercster> FLASH!
21:50 < Mercster> AHHH AHHHH
21:50 < mgalgoci> ahahahaha
21:50 < Mercster> mgalgoci: dude im useless with my left hand
21:50 < Mercster> i cant even give myself a stranger
21:51 < Mercster> i end up punching myself in the sack
21:51 < Mercster> or something equally disasterous
21:52 < Mercster> dispatch war rocket ajax
21:52 < Mercster> to bring back his body
21:52 < Mercster> FLASH!
21:52 < Mercster> AHHH AHHHH
21:52 < Mercster> HE'LL SAVE EVERY ONE OF US!
21:52 < Mercster> he's just a man
21:52 < mgalgoci> I bet you'd staple your own nut sack for a dell mini
21:52 < Mercster> with a man's courage...
21:52 < Mercster> you know he's...
21:52 < Mercster> nothin but a man
21:52 < Mercster> who can never fail
21:52 < Mercster> mgalgoci: ya know, i bet i would too
21:52 < Mercster> i want one of those things so bad i can taste it in my groin
21:53 < Mercster> and lemme tell ya, if you've ever tasted anything in your groin....
21:53 < Mercster> that's srs
21:53 < Mercster> srsly
21:53 < mgalgoci> sars
21:53 < mgalgoci> sarsly
21:54 < Mercster> flash! flash i love you! but we only have fourteen hours to save the earth!
21:56 < mgalgoci> Executive Producer
21:56 < mgalgoci>   Dick Wolf
21:58 < Mercster> ya that's hilarious
21:58 < Mercster> listen
21:58 < Mercster> ive been pwning this channel with my irreverent banter for about 2 weeks now
21:59 < Mercster> several people hate me, but cant seem to get rid of me; i suspect, out of some misguided idea of free speech
21:59 < Mercster> but i dont think there's room for both of us here
21:59 < mgalgoci> oh just suck a cock and shuddup already
21:59 < Mercster> now
21:59 < Mercster> maybe something can be worked out
21:59 < Mercster> with a dell mini
21:59 < mgalgoci> just leave
21:59 < Mercster> i dont know
21:59 < Mercster> talk to me
21:59 < mgalgoci> you can't have my mini
21:59 < Mercster> i dont want yours, i want another one you order
21:59 < Mercster> and send to my house
22:00 < Mercster> then we can link them
22:00 < mgalgoci> I'll send you a box of cat turds
22:00 < Mercster> i have those already
22:00 < mgalgoci> oh right
22:00 < Mercster> stinky is keeping me knee-deep in turds
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22:15 < Mercster> hi there
22:18 < mgalgoci> hiiiiiiii
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22:23 <@ShadowHntr> sup CRasH180
22:24 < CRasH180> working on notes for job
22:24 < CRasH180> how about you?
22:24 < mgalgoci> notes sucks
22:24 <@ShadowHntr> just messing with this Netra 20 i got
22:24 < CRasH180> writing notes in a notepad
22:24 <@ShadowHntr> seems like i may need to replace the system boaard
22:24 < CRasH180> cool
22:24 <@ShadowHntr> looks like a $25 job
22:24 < CRasH180> heh
22:25 < CRasH180> not too bad
22:47 <@Catonic> oh god im so bored
22:54 <@Catonic> uuuuachk
22:54 < mgalgoci> you could always ask Mercster to sing to you
22:54 <@Catonic> absente is terrible when you make it right
22:54 <@Catonic> it's terrible when you make it wrong... it's just plain terrible.
22:55 < mgalgoci> absente or absinthe
22:56 <@Catonic> the first
22:56 <@Catonic> it's a brand-name
22:56 <@Catonic> still 110 proof
22:56 <@Catonic> but I'd rather get drunk on rumpleminze
22:56 <@Catonic> rumpleminze is fun.. this is just abusive
22:57 <@Catonic> I'd rather get smashed drinking jager.
22:58 < mgalgoci> I'll stick to single malt scotch thx
22:59 < Mercster> gross
22:59 < Mercster> gross @ rumpleminze/jager
22:59 < Mercster> why dont you just become a peppermint schnapps drunk
22:59 < Mercster> or maybe midori
23:00 <@Catonic> Mercster: go look at what rumpleminze is
23:00 < Mercster> id rather not
23:01 <@scort> its made from bulls testicle
23:05 <@Catonic> faaaark
23:05 <@Catonic> my left arm is tired
23:05 <@scort> quit jerking off cuz i know that's your domoninate hand
23:06 < Mercster> he was giving himself a stranger
23:07 <@scort> at least admit to it
23:08 <@Catonic> nah, picked up the bass and started slapping... and it was sounding good
23:09 <@Catonic> so I kept on untiil I was too tired, then switched to the pick.
23:09 <@Catonic> I can't hear fingerstyle unless I really try
23:10 <@scort> slap my bass
23:10 <@Catonic> scort: your filty gay fingers are going nowhere near my bass or my johnson.
23:11 <@timoguin> you can get drunk from midori?
23:11 <@scort> lawlllllll
23:11  * Catonic runs disk defagmenter
23:11 <@scort> Catonic, i wash my hands so they are not fility thank you very much
23:11 <@Catonic> timoguin: I knew a guy who drank midori...
23:11 <@timoguin> by itself?
23:11 <@scort> midori straigh?
23:11 <@Catonic> but to be fair, she was his girlfriend.
23:12 <@Catonic> http://www.garynorth.com/public/4386.cfm
23:12 <@Catonic> ^ I can't figure out if he's telling a joke or not
23:13 <@scort> i can't figure out what you just said was a joke or not
23:13 <@Catonic> "My favorite stimulus idea is.." -- Fred Thompson
23:16 < Mercster> mmm filthy fingers
23:17 <@Catonic> worthless
23:17 <@Catonic> windows cannot defragment more than one volume at a time.
23:17 <@Catonic> Yet unix can do this on multiple slices, concurrently.
23:22 <@scort> dude it's windows
23:26 <@Catonic> I know. I am reminded on a daily basis
23:32 < aestetix> vagina
23:33 <@scort> yes aestetix we all know what you have
23:35 < Mercster> my balls caress your chin
23:36 <@Catonic> aestetix: mmmm.
23:39 < aestetix> Mercster: you suck at supressing your hidden desires
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23:43 < Mercster> aestetix: if that's what im typing, just imagine what my hidden desires are
23:45 <@Catonic> carson daly has supplanted dick clark
23:45 < aestetix> Isn't dick clark like 80?
23:45 < Mercster> sad
23:46 <@Catonic> thanks to rejuvination technology, we will have a new years host for the next hundred years...
23:46 <@Catonic> as I draw the last breath of air I will on this earth, carson daily, 120 years young, will ring in the new year, with a generation who are completely unaware of his history
23:47 < Mercster> nah, Jesus will come back before then
23:47 <@Catonic> fat chicks only get laid because some motherfuckers are hard up.
23:47 <@scort> dude i even lay a fat chick
23:47 <@scort> big girls need lovin too
23:48 <@scort> more cushin for the pushin
23:48 <@Catonic> scort: but that's only because you're really trying to get with the guy she's normally fucking, hoping to get it in the ass while you're pumping her in the filth hole
23:48 <@scort> incorrect
23:48 < Mercster> it should jiggle when you smack it
23:49 <@scort> Catonic, she was my first
23:49 <@scort> my first girl, that is
23:49 < Mercster> also, mmm filth hole
23:49  * Mercster wanders off to pass out
23:49 <@Catonic> before you turned her lez?
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23:49 <@Catonic> ^ that is an understatement
23:49 < aestetix> I've laid fat chicks before.
23:50 <@Catonic> aestetix: I've seen the bite marks on your arm where you had second thoughts
23:50 <@scort> Catonic, i dunno i came in that bitch then moved the fuck away
23:50 <@scort> i didn't stick around to find out what happened
23:51 <@Catonic> scort: what? only one queen per apartment?
23:51 <@scort> she lived in alberville
23:51 <@scort> albertville
23:51 <@scort> whatever that place is called
23:51 <@timoguin> i know a guy who fucked a fat chick in the ass and left the condom hanging out of her ass... and left
23:51 <@scort> timoguin, hawe
23:51 <@scort> timoguin, hawt
23:54 < Mercster> why didnt i walk away when i said i was
23:56 <@Catonic> timoguin: I don't blame him. it was probably the most disease-free orifice on her
23:56 < Mercster> see, if i think about it for a second
23:56 < Mercster> thats why i call bullshit
23:56 < Mercster> why would you wear a rubber for a fat chick's ass
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23:57 < Mercster> a fat chick isnt getting laid much anyway
23:57 < Mercster> let alone her browneye
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23:58 <@scort> no i wouldn't stick it in her pooper
23:58 <@scort> vag is perfectly fine
23:58 <@scort> she didn't like anal anyway
23:58 < Mercster> you cant be afraid of a little doodoo on yer weiner
23:58 < Mercster> IM OUT
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