--- Log opened Mon Dec 15 00:00:06 2008
--- Day changed Mon Dec 15 2008
00:00 < Mercster_> whew
00:01 <@sdodson> the pimp my ride "yo dawg i heard you like..." meme is awesome
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00:08 <@Catonic> I need to change my lattitude
00:09 <@Catonic> sdodson: they took a black and white former police car and painted it gold
00:10 <@sdodson> Catonic: I didn't know you were on that show
00:10 <@sdodson> Catonic: do you wank in the back seat of the car nightly?
00:12 <@Catonic> I don't think I've ridden in the back seat of either car since I got them
00:12 <@sdodson> How many cars do you currently own?
00:14 <@sdodson> "even better, as a result of the compromise — canonical’s changes are going upstream this cycle"  hell has frozen over?
00:15 <@Catonic> three.
00:15 <@Catonic> two are paid for
00:16 <@sdodson> Why do you have them if you're not riding them?
00:19 <@maco> sdodson: what are you reading about canonical?
00:20 <@sdodson> maco: http://blogs.gnome.org/desrt/2008/12/14/uds/
00:20 <@maco> thanks
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00:21 <@maco> ah yeah...notifications were an oddly hot topic
00:21 <@maco> power management was the other focus, it seems
00:21 <@sdodson> you went?
00:21 <@maco> so happy about alsa 1.0.18
00:22 <@maco> no, i was listening to the streams. my boyfriend went.
00:22 <@maco> school interfered for me
00:22 <@sdodson> What do they mean about notifications? I assume whatever it takes to push patches upstream?
00:22 <@maco> oh, got in on the help-write-specs-in-gobby thing
00:22 <@Catonic> sdodson: have you ever tried ghost-riding a rabbit?>
00:22 <@Catonic> you can't put the damn thing in neutral, but you can put it in first
00:22 <@maco> they want to make there stop being notifications that are like "shit happened. press OK"
00:22 <@maco> so itll be more like Growl on OSX, if you're used to that
00:23 <@Catonic> oh, um...
00:23 <@Catonic> never mind
00:23 <@sdodson> No, I don't know that.
00:23 <@sdodson> I thought it meant a wider more systemic process for Ubuntu code to move upstream, but I guess not. That makes me sad.
00:23 <@maco> ok..well the notifications are to be semi-transparent, fade away after some time, and you should still be able to interact with what's behind them
00:24 <@maco> because they're "monologs" right now, and when there's only 1 option, having an option doesnt make sense
00:24 <@maco> no, they mean that instead of sort of forking like they did with the Fast User Switch Applet, theyre going to all work together
00:24 <@maco> not all of ubuntu's FUSA features are upstream
00:25 <@maco> and with gdm changing, a large chunk is being rewritten anyay
00:25 <@maco> *anyway
00:25 <@maco> haha awalton got a mention in there
00:25 <@sdodson> Who's that?
00:26 <@maco> a gnome hacker i'm sort of friends with (in the internet sense)
00:26 <@maco> he does gnome filesystem stuff
00:27 <@maco> he's also the person i bug if i dont know what libraries to look at for a project because i dont know the gnome stack much at all
00:28 <@sdodson> I wish I had your gusto.
00:28 <@maco> huh?
00:28 <@sdodson> You seem to work to the bottom of everything you encounter, I don't have the energy for that anymore.
00:28 < Mercster_> mucho gusto
00:29 -!- Mercster_ is now known as Mercster
00:29 <@sdodson> me llamo bradley
00:29 <@maco> argh! stupid webapp! why must i use the built-in back button? why cant i use my browser's back button? not cool!
00:29 < Mercster> sdodson: haaa
00:29 < Mercster> good one
00:29 <@maco> sdodson: if a bug bothers me enough, im going to go after it.
00:29 <@sdodson> Anyway, later folks, goodnight.
00:29 < Mercster> night sdodson
00:30 <@sdodson> I guess what really bothers me is that I don't get deep into anything. I don't have time. There's always something else popping up that I have to take care of.
00:30 <@maco> haha
00:30 <@maco> eh, just take a few hours out one day, and fix a bug
00:30 <@maco> its a good way to procrastinate :P
00:31 <@sdodson> I need to set goals, like one patch a week.
00:32 <@maco> i dont do that much even
00:32 <@maco> just stumble upon things i think need to change
00:32 <@maco> once every few months
00:32 <@maco> triage bugs in the meantime, so i have a chance to come across simple-enough bugs
00:32 <@maco> since my C is still rather shaky
00:37 <@sdodson> Use more python projects!
00:37 <@maco> the kernel's not written in python1
00:37 <@maco> *!
00:38 <@sdodson> yet
00:38 <@maco> hah
00:38 <@maco> nor is most of gnome
00:38 <@maco> only 1 patch has ever been for an app thats in python
00:38 <@sdodson> wasn't neoteric the asshat who embedded perl into the kernel?
00:38 <@maco> are you serious?
00:38 <@maco> can i slap his hand next time i see him?
00:39 <@maco> "bad hacker! bad!"
00:39 <@sdodson> Ask him about it to make sure I'm remembering properly.
00:40 <@maco> kk
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00:57 <+eryc> the internet confirms this
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01:11 <@Catonic> "And, to the best of my knowledge, my parents still think I'm a virgin." -- Marilyn Manson
01:26 <@maco> O_o
01:37 < Mercster> what a whore
01:37 <@scort> whors
01:37 <@scort> whores
02:07  * Mercster watches Das Boot
03:15 <@Catonic> "They ambled out the door, a drunk, double-assed beast that would hereafter be referred to as `Twiggins,' and headed toward the outside stairwell."
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05:10 <@Catonic> that is insane
05:10 <@Catonic> I stayed up all night reading the book, from cover to cover.
05:11 < TheLightCosine> ah i miss the days when i could do that
05:12 < Mercster> Catonic: which book?
05:12 <+Synx_hm> this bush shoe attack is so damn funny
05:12 <+Synx_hm> hes quick
05:13 < Mercster> Synx_hm: heh, saw that
05:13 < Mercster> BAGHDAD (AP) - An Iraqi official says a reporter who threw his shoes at President Bush is being held for  questioning by Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki's guards and is being tested for alcohol and drugs.
05:13 <+Synx_hm> haha
05:13 <+Synx_hm> oh man its so funny to watch
05:14 < Mercster> when you throw your shoes at the leader of the free world, apparently alcohol and drugs are a primary concern
05:14 <+Synx_hm> yup makes sense to me
05:14 < Mercster> second possibility, "chronic asshole"
05:14 <+Synx_hm> ;)
05:14 <+Synx_hm> fuck i am tired
05:14 <+Synx_hm> do not want to be awake right now, nor at 2am tomorrow :(
05:16 < Mercster> Synx_hm: hahahah just saw the video...yeah, he's quick
05:16 < TheLightCosine> this ranks right up there with the "go fuck yourself Mr. Vice president" incident after Katrina
05:17 <+Synx_hm> oh noes
05:17 <+Synx_hm> ive gotta go poop, and ive got a 7hour flight in a few hours
05:18 < Mercster> let the poop flow
05:18 <+Synx_hm> dont know if its ready yet
05:18 <+Synx_hm> shrug
05:18 <+Synx_hm> imodium for me yay :(
05:19 < Mercster> you could always hold it and make it crawl back up for later
05:19 <+Synx_hm> ill let ya know how it goes ;)
05:19 < Mercster> k
05:20 <+Synx_hm> and on that note i am out see ya later peeps
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05:40 <@Catonic> Mercster: Marilyn Manson's
05:42 < Mercster> ah
05:46 <@Catonic> http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh172/jthees/lolcats/Serious-Cat-Joker.jpg
05:47 < Mercster> :|
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08:11 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0 h0 h0e!
08:11 <@Dolemite> er, h0ez
08:13  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
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08:22  * Mercster hugs Dolemite 
08:26 <@aestetix> Damn it. I guess I have to shower today.
08:32  * Dolemite throws his shoes at aestetix
08:32  * aestetix gets Dolemite's shoes bronzed
08:37 <@Shadow404> wont that make the shoes a little to uncomfortable to wear?
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08:58 < TheLightCosine> oops
08:58 < TheLightCosine> need to be more careful playing with rip tables heh
09:01 < Mercster> heheoehoeheohe
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09:12  * polerin chews on her elbow
09:13  * Mercster punches polerin in the elbow
09:13 < Mercster> TAKE IT
09:13  * polerin breaks merc's fist
09:13 < Mercster> dammit
09:14 < Mercster> you just had to ruin everything, didnt you
09:14 < Mercster> everything was fine when i was punching you in the elbow
09:14 < Mercster> NOW THIS
09:14 <@polerin> you're the one who started with the violence
09:14 < Mercster> it's because i love you
09:14 < Mercster> you made me do it
09:18 < TheLightCosine> ???
09:18 <@polerin> ...  yeah.  No.
09:19 <@nachoguy> heh
09:19 <@nachoguy> mr0nin
09:19  * TheLightCosine looks around
09:19 < TheLightCosine> i think polerin has lost it
09:19 <@polerin> how did I "loose" it?
09:20 <@polerin> I meen
09:20 <@polerin> s/meen/mean
09:20 <@polerin> That's assuming I ever had it
09:20 < Mercster> prolly when i punched you in the elbow
09:20 <@brimstone> could not connect to server (https://svn.cakephp.org) ???
09:20 < Mercster> it punched it right outta a
09:20 < Mercster> s/a/ya
09:21 <@brimstone> n/m works
09:21 <@polerin> which according many people is a bad assumption
09:21 <@polerin> brimstone: sec
09:21 <@brimstone> polerin: it works
09:21 <@brimstone> just a network hickup
09:22 < TheLightCosine> polerin: you started chewing on your elbow and then talking to yourself, i'd say that qualifies as "losing it"
09:22 < Mercster> TheLightCosine has me on "fake ignore"
09:22 < Mercster> a common tactic of the IRC lamer
09:22 <@polerin> :P
09:22 <@tzanger> heh
09:22 <@tzanger> it is not possible to chew on your elbow
09:22 <@tzanger> it is a party trick I have played on the children numerous times
09:22 < TheLightCosine> hrm, if you dislocated your shoulder maybe?
09:23 <@tzanger> I offer them candy/money/treats if they can lick their elbow
09:23 <@tzanger> it is very funny to watch
09:23 <@tzanger> but not possible :-)
09:23 < TheLightCosine> hat would you do if they tore their shoulder out of socket trying to do it tho? =P
09:23 <@polerin> tzanger: that's why I do it :P
09:23 < TheLightCosine> s/hat/what/
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09:41 < Mercster> *sneeze*
09:43 <@aestetix> Now this is interesting.
09:43 <@aestetix> The headline on CNN...
09:43 <@aestetix> Isn't that around the figure the gubment spent on the bailout?
09:44  * polerin throws a shoe at aestetix 
09:44 < Mercster> polerin: remember, throw 2
09:44 <@polerin> hell no, he's only worth one.
09:44 < Mercster> hah
09:44 <@aestetix> Mercster: they don't realize I have a foot fetish
09:44 < Mercster> aestetix: there ya go
09:45 <@polerin> aestetix: pphtt.  You'd likely hate these particular shoes.  Old workboots
09:45 < Mercster> polerin: yea, but they're full of female stink
09:46 <@polerin> they are full of nasty funk is what they are full of
09:46 <@polerin> 2 years of field tech work in insulated boots == stink.
09:46 <@polerin> plus the heel is flopping off :P
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09:50 <@aestetix> I wonder if there is female stink perfume
09:57 < zadeaux> deer scent
09:57 < Mercster> that's musk
09:58 < Mercster> male stink
09:58 < Mercster> female stink is what grandma smells like
09:58 < Mercster> DYING FLOWERS
10:49 <@Shadow404> anyone ever have netgear router issues
10:49 <@Shadow404> like it accepting a port forward, but it doesnt show up in the list after its entrered
10:50 <@Shadow404> entry works and forwards correctly
10:50 <@Shadow404> but you cant edit it, cause it doesnt show up
10:50 <@Shadow404> try to reassign the port to a new ip and its says service being used
10:50 <@Shadow404> this is just an off the shelf consumer wireless router
10:51  * polerin blinks
10:51 <@polerin> Shadow404: are you using firefox?
10:51 <@Shadow404> hmm, that could cause funk
10:51 <@polerin> I know it sounds weird, but I've had routers freak out over non-IE browsers
10:51 <@Shadow404> let me try ie
10:51 <@Shadow404> yeah, linksys does the same thing, didnt think of that
10:52  * Shadow404 waits forever and a day for ie to start
10:52 <@Shadow404> damn, still doesnt show up
10:53 <@Shadow404> and still shows port conflict
10:54 <@Shadow404> it didnt use to do this
10:54 <@Shadow404> time to hit netgear email support.
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10:55 <@oddball> Anyone deal with Cool Springs Technology?
10:57 <@sdodson> sounds cool and bouncy
10:57 <@I-MOD> or alternatively, cold and wet
11:01 <@Shadow404> polerin: any more ideas, ie shows the samething
11:02 <@oddball> Or site5.com for that matter (web hosting)
11:05 <@Shadow404> polerin: wtf, anything in the 808x does show in the list
11:05 <@Shadow404> but say, 809x and it works
11:05 <@Shadow404> wtf
11:05 <@Shadow404> *doesn't in the 808x
11:07 <@Dolemite> Go edit one of the other forwards and see what gets passed to the webpage in the GET/POST...  see if you can hax0r it to bring up the port you want to edit
11:08 <@Shadow404> Dolemite: thats the thing, the entry gets forwarded fine as the port i assigned
11:09 <@Shadow404> just doesnt show up in the forward entries that i can edit in the inteface
11:09 <@Shadow404> nor can i delete it, as it doesnt show up
11:09 <@Dolemite> yes, but let's say you had another forward that does show up on the screen
11:09 <@Shadow404> i think its a programming bug, im just gonna have to work around
11:09 <@Shadow404> Dolemite: ok
11:09 <@Shadow404> go on
11:09 <@Dolemite> if the url for it is edit.php?srcport=80
11:09 <@Dolemite> then change that to the port you're trying to get to
11:10 <@Dolemite> see if that will allow you to bring up the edit screen for it
11:10 < TheLightCosine> hrm...i like arguing too much for my own good sometimes
11:10 <@Shadow404> let me try that
11:11 <@Dolemite> TheLightCosine : No you don't
11:11 < TheLightCosine> heh
11:11 < TheLightCosine> I was exchaning emails with the CISO about what qualifications the Security team is looking for
11:11 < TheLightCosine> and ended up egtting into an argument about blackboxing
11:11 <@Dolemite> Has anybody else read this Tennessean.com special report on infant mortality in TN?  It's an absolute tear jerker.
11:12 < TheLightCosine> prolly not the best way to "win friends and influence people"
11:14 < TheLightCosine> "Well sir, frankly I believe you are all wrong..oh and please give me a job."
11:14 < TheLightCosine> d'oh!
11:15 < TheLightCosine> I couldn't just let it go, I couldn't just say "you're right" or even something neutral like "well thank you for sharing your view on the subject" no i had to go and attack his position
11:20 <@Shadow404> Dolemite: still no edit
11:20  * Shadow404 kicks the router remotely
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11:20 <@Shadow404> well, gonna replace it when i get home, have a spare just like it
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11:27 <@polerin> Shadow404: yeah beyond that, got nothin.  could try flashing the firmware, but that's about it
11:29 <@Shadow404> yeah, but thats for something to do at home
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11:35 <@Shadow404> polerin / Dolemite: ok, i just cheated and used a diffrent port that shows up on the list, after looking further, it just the 808x range that fuxors up
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11:40 <@M0j0-j0j0> good moanin
11:43 <@aestetix> http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html
11:43 <@aestetix> God I love reading shit like this.
11:45 < TheLightCosine> gack websense
11:45 <@Dolemite> aestetix : That's silly.  A vasectomy is 100% covered by nearly every health insurance plan.
11:46 <@Dolemite> So $400 is way off.
11:46 <@Shadow404> hehe, my works holiday decorations: http://www.shadow404.com/1/IMAGE_070.zip
11:46 <@Shadow404> a little over the top if u ask me
11:47 <@Shadow404> but hey, its for the family holiday party later this week
11:49 <@Shadow404> strick is gonna kill me for hogging the b/w hehe
11:51 <@Dolemite> yeah, that's more than a bit over the top
11:51 <@Shadow404> and to that i say this: http://www.shadow404.com/1.sizes...@yoda.jpg?size1=O
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12:13 <@aestetix> Shadow404: damn, that it is
12:13 <@Shadow404> over the top or the yoda?
12:14 <@Shadow404> our noc is behind the snowman skaters
12:14 <@Shadow404> sorta nice to be out of view for once
12:20 <@Dagmar> I should get an award for not chewing someone's ass out today.
12:20 <@Shadow404> did hr threaten you with a sexual assualt next time?
12:20 <@Dagmar> Nope.
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12:23 < nated0g_wrk> yay ice death warning!
12:32 <@oddball> Ha! wonderful quote out of context from psycho right wing whacko on 99.7: "if you've been putting it off, have kids.  They're great to sleep with."
12:33 <@oddball> (he was talking about curling up and actually sleeping with, but...)
12:33 <@Drag0n> closet priest?
12:34 <@oddball> He was actually going on about how he, his wife, and his kid curled up with a movie and Taco Bell last night.
12:36 <@Drag0n> how did he fit a resturaunt in his bed?
12:36 <@Shadow404> michael jackson was able to fit a fantasy land on his property, so i guess its possible
12:37 <@oddball> ok, now you're just being an ass, Drag0n
12:37 <@rhia> oddball: well, actually, i thought along the same lines
12:38 <@aestetix> Man, you guys are fucking sick.
12:38 <@aestetix> This is why Americans can't have nice things.
12:38 <@rhia> Taco Bell does not qualify as "Nice"
12:38 <@Shadow404> nor does aestetix
12:38 <@Drag0n> neither do priests
12:38 <@aestetix> Shadow404: depends who you ask
12:39 <@aestetix> Shadow404: 20 years from now, I'll be porking your daughter.
12:39 <@aestetix> And I bet she'll think I'm nice.
12:39 <@aestetix> "he tips better than anyone else"
12:41 <@Drag0n> her response, "Is that as far as you get it in?"
12:41 <@aestetix> "daddy can get much farther in"
12:42 <@Shadow404> thats wrong aestetix
12:42 <@aestetix> "aestetix can get farther in than daddy", my bad
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13:03 <@polerin> oddball: I don't know how you can listen to them day after day
13:04 <@polerin> I occasionally give 'em a listen, and I end up ranting before the 30 minute mark
13:04 <@nachoguy> I used to when I had to drive a longer commute.  Sometimes the stuff they come up with is pretty damn funny.
13:06 <@polerin> there's only so many reps of the "liberal == tax loving us hater" mantra I can take
13:06 <@polerin> oh and "liberal media"
13:07 <@Shadow404> haha
13:07 <@oddball> There have been many times that I've have to turn off the mid-morning guy.  Especially when he gets on his high horse about abortion.
13:07 <@Shadow404> i love getting indian IT's all riled up
13:07 <@Shadow404> so easy too
13:08 <@oddball> The early morning guy is decent, and the evening guy is good.
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13:09 <@polerin> heh
13:09 <@oddball> *sigh*
13:10 <@oddball> Shadow404: do me a favor, get a life
13:10 <@polerin> see I'd personally have gone for "There have been many times that I've had to turn off the mid-morning guy"
13:10 <@Shadow404> im sorry, im having a bad day at work and that just a made it a little more bearable
13:10 <@polerin> but personal preference
13:10 <@polerin> oddball: do you give liberadio a listen ever?
13:10 <@polerin> :P
13:11 <@rhia> http://lnk.nu/lehighvalleylive.com/rd5.html
13:13 <@rhia> the mullet just .... somehow seems sadly appropriate =(
13:13 <@rhia> why not just name the kids "target"
13:14 <@Drag0n> adolph "the mullet" hitler just doesnt flow well
13:15 <@polerin> heh
13:16 <@polerin> JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell.
13:16 <@polerin> ..
13:16 <@polerin> seriously.
13:16 <@polerin> really?
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13:25 <@Drag0n> probly couldnt figure out ho to spell himmler
13:28 < vyrus001> aestetix: sup
13:31 <@polerin> yeah that's something really special
13:34 <+eryc> http://i37.tinypic.com/2luxjqs.gif
13:38 <@rhia> "...if only GM had made their cars "slightly slutty" and labelled them as "carz" they might not be in the predicament they're in today."  <--sad, but probably true
13:40 <@Shadow404> eryc: thats awesome
13:45 <@Shadow404> gah, i fucking hate verizon business
13:45 <@Shadow404> techs cant hold longer than 20 secs before they hang up
13:46 <@Shadow404> and their customer service skills are fucking awful
13:46 <@Shadow404> every single person i talk to in their call center sounds horribly depressed and are in a hurry to get off the phone
13:55 <@Dagmar> rhia: They did make them slightly slutty in that the drink a lot of gas and lurch around
13:56 <@Dagmar> s/the/they/;
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13:56 <@brimstone> the beatings will continue until morale improves
13:57 <@Dagmar> Perhaps if they made smaller cars that people would buy instead of being dipshits who insist on only making highly expensive cars because of the larger theoretical profit per unit, they'd not have this problem
13:57 <@Dagmar> If you can make a $5,000 car with a $1,000 margin using the same resources and time as you can make a $50,000 car with a $14,000 margin, their thinking is that they should be only making the $50,000 cars.
13:58 <@Dagmar> ...of course, if no one buys your fucking $50,000 car because it's fifty fucking thousand dollars, you're fucked.
14:00 <@Dagmar> Then you can go to the press and say "Boo hoo but you can see that sales of $5,000 cars are terrible" becuase no reporters are smart enough to ask "How many $5,000 cars have you actually made to sell?"
14:00 <@Dagmar> Fucking kill the CEOs, cook their bodies, and feed them to the poor.
14:01 <@Drag0n> why would you want to poison the ppor like that?
14:01 <@Drag0n> poor
14:09 <@sdodson> $5000 cars sound a lot like a gene pool cleansing tool
14:09 <@sdodson> Take a speed bump too fast, decapitation.
14:23 <@I-MOD> lol
14:24 <@I-MOD> i'd prefer a smaller car as long as it has enough steel in it to keep me from dying if a SUV runs me down
14:26 <@aestetix> Dagmar: that's one way to make the poor addicted to cocaine
14:27 <@aestetix> CEOs are so fucking rich.... you know, when you have to hire a consultant to manage all the extra money you have, I lose any sympathy for you whining about money issues.
14:27 <@aestetix> I believe the term is "wealth management"
14:33 <@Dagmar> I-MOD: Yeah, I'm also unamused that one of the means they use to sell these overpriced, overgrown pieces of crap is that they pose a disporportionate risk to anyone who isn't also driving an overpriced, overgrown piece of crap.
14:33 <@Dagmar> ...which is why I dent quarterpanels when people get near my scooter.
14:34 <@I-MOD> well, with my car, if these overpriced, overgrown pieces of crap get any more lift in the suspension, i'll be able to drive under them
14:35 <@Dagmar> Maybe you should start keeping a small bag of nickelodeons in the car to throw at them
14:35 <@Dagmar> Nothing says "fuck your car" like a chrome-plated ball thrown at the window
14:39 <@Dagmar> I'd like to know why the gov't is going so easy on the Iraqi shoe-thrower.
14:39 <@Dagmar> If any of *us* through shoes at the President, you know damn well we'd be in jail or ni an institution for the next year and a half
14:41 <@Shadow404> wow, when ever im pissed off or depressed, i just go to engrish.com
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14:57 <+eryc> they are going easy?
14:58 <+eryc> all i read was he was being detained and there was a rally of supporters
14:58 <@rhia> Dagmar: in the ME, showing the bottom of your shoe is a very offensive gesture, like the elbow/fist topped with shooting a bird - but worse - guess they're considering it a political free speech act or some thing
14:59 <@rhia> or they just don't fricking care about anything but rewriting history right now and can't be bothered with something that happens "over there"
14:59 <@Drag0n> all the soul brothers standing up in solidarity? <g>
14:59 <@rhia> sole brothers - United Fish?
15:00 <@rhia> or just soles floundering
15:00 <@Drag0n> just bing solefish
15:01 <+eryc> afaik there has been no consideration for the reporter as of yet
15:01 <@Dagmar> rhia: far as I know throwing a shoe is considered a token gesture there, like throwing a pie in EU'
15:01 <@rhia> gawds .... now i'm stuck with "oh i lobster, but then i flounder" song repeating in my head
15:02 <@brimstone> i could go for some lobster
15:02 <@Drag0n> at least its not a Tolkein gesture, throwing a hobbit
15:02 <@Dagmar> ...but if a US citizen did that on US soil, we'd already be seeing CNN interview their worst ex-gf, the shoe thrower would be sedated and locked up without a lawyer while they try and decide whetehr or not they can call it an assassination attempt
15:02 <@brimstone> is that like asian tossing?
15:02 <@rhia> brimstone: and thanks to the economy, lobster is now affordable
15:03 <+eryc> my gas guzzling car rejoices
15:03 <@rhia> Dagmar: hence the lame duck attitude - "not here, who gives a rats ass"
15:04 <@Dagmar> grrr.... I need to go outside and smoke before CNN makes me kill someone
15:04 <@Dagmar> "Illinois governor could be impeached"
15:04 <@Dagmar> Beg pardon... "could".  How about "why the fuck isn't he already in custody?"
15:05 <+eryc> we have this little thing called innocent until proven guilty
15:05 <@Drag0n> i thought bushco got rid of that already
15:05 <@rhia> Dagmar: mostly due to the Tribune breaking the story (and an agreement with the DA) too early so that the deal he was set on doing, he cancelled after reading the plans had'd been overheard
15:05 <@Dagmar> We also have this thing called "flight risks" and "bail" and oh wait, "not taking or soliciting bribes"
15:06 <@Dagmar> We need harsher punishments for white collar criminals.
15:06 <@rhia> so now it's just planning a crime, or possibly conspiracy .... wonder how much the Trib is getting from his coffers for that little 'faux pas'
15:07 <@Dagmar> It's not "conspiracy" if he solicited bribes in the manner that was leaked.
15:08 <@rhia> eh, just makes it harder to get a jury to see all the pieces - almost had a slam dunk, now it's putting the puzzle together
15:08 <@Dagmar> That the deal was to be completed at a date in the future which had not yet arrived doesn't make the solicitiing of bribes not have ever happened.
15:08 <@rhia> and juries are notoriously bad at puzzles
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15:12 <@nachoguy> they could lock him up for "conspiracy to commit $foo"
15:13 <@Dagmar> No need for that
15:13 < zad|mobile> zsirc works decent enough...
15:13 <@Dagmar> They were soliciting bribes.  That's a crime all by itself.
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15:14 <@nachoguy> hey, the more they pile it on, the more likely he goes to jail for at least a couple of years
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15:36 <@Catonic> feck
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15:54 <@rhia> sigh - was 78 at 4pm yesterday, 28 by 8 am this morning - BP rose to  from 1006 to 1029 in about the same time
15:55 <@Shadow404> currently 60.3 at my house
15:55 <@Shadow404> bigblue.homeftp.net
15:55 <@Shadow404> 990mb BP
15:55 <@rhia> no wonder my head wanted to explode last night
15:56 <@Shadow404> aye, im affected the same way
16:04 <@rhia> whee, ice pellets predicted for tonight - watch the local news go into full doomsday mode
16:07 < zadeaux> aren't they always in that mode?
16:08 < zadeaux> this just in.. chicken little on the scene..
16:08 < zadeaux> we go live now
16:09 <@Dagmar> Well, it's 33F here now.
16:09 <@Dagmar> By midnight I expect the drive home will be perfectly hellish
16:09 <@Dagmar> We'll be seeing "frozen hell" conditions by 10pm
16:14 <@nachoguy> it was like 54 yesterday, it was 7 this morning
16:18 <@aestetix> Dagmar: Hakim Bey is speaking in NYC tomorrow.
16:19 <@scoil> it's 4:19, you got a minute?
16:19 <@aestetix> scoil: for you, I got five
16:19 <@Dagmar> aestetix: This is good for people in NYC.
16:20 <@Dagmar> I'll have to wait until he comes to Nashville or something
16:20 <@aestetix> I'm really excited.
16:22 <@Dagmar> I'm a bit jealous
16:22 <@aestetix> heheh
16:24 <@polerin> heh
16:24 <@polerin> http://www.flickr.com/photos/driggs/6566308/sizes/o/
16:24 <@polerin> yeah.  Win.
16:26 <@Dagmar> Someone needs to get up there and spray paint "KILLING FOR RELIGION IS MURDER.  WAR FOR RELIGION IS MASS MURDER,"
16:31 <@Dagmar> ...although "BRIGGS IS A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL" would work, too.
16:33 <@aestetix> Major Briggs?
16:33 <@aestetix> Or Bobby Briggs
16:35 <@polerin> he's dead I think
16:35 <@polerin>  http://www.humpjones.com/rear/entry/the_digital_ghost_of_everett_francis_briggs/
16:35 <@polerin> the picture is evidently a few years old
16:41 <@aestetix> man
16:41 <@aestetix> my roommate set his ringtone to "Never gonna give you up"
16:41 <@aestetix> Every time he gets a phone call, it rickrolls the whole room
16:42 <@Catonic> Kiss her where it smells.....take her to New Jeresy!
16:44 <@scoil> you dont know nothin about that
16:44 <@rattle> Excuse me...  Are you talking shit about Jersey?
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16:44 <@rattle> Because I don't think you are.
16:45 <@Dagmar> Jersey is gay
16:45 <@rattle> You wouldn't talk shit about Jersey.  You are a smart guy.  Smart people don't talk shit about Jersey.
16:45 <@rattle> Dagmar: Bitch!
16:45 <@aestetix> You're right. Even mentioning the word "Jersey" in a conversation is a surefire way to lose friends.
16:46 <@Drag0n> yeah, why would you want to degrade shit, like comparing it to jersy for crist sakes, thats just insulting to shit
16:46 <@rattle> I hope one of our drivers runs you all off the road tonight.
16:46 <@Dagmar> Cuz they think "Holy crap he's been to Jersey.  I probably have to get shots now"
16:47 <+eryc> its 63F here
16:47 <@aestetix> If you go to Jersey, taking a bath in the Hudson will actually make you smell better.
16:48 <@Dagmar> eryc: Don't worry.  We still hate you
16:48 <+eryc> and im in Virginia
16:49 <+eryc> too bad its supposed to rain the entire rest of the week
16:49 <+eryc> funny that the south gets ice while the north gets warm rain
16:50 <+eryc> well, mid-atlantic i should say
16:51 <@Drag0n> Eryc, does virginia know your in her, i would imagine she's not aware
16:51 <+eryc> im happy that the rain is going to stop just in time for my nyc trip this weekend
16:52 <+eryc> saturday is my birfday!
16:53 <@aestetix> rattle: you and Neoteric should try to come to NYC tomorrow
16:53 <@aestetix> Hakim Bey is speaking.
16:55 <+eryc> what, i can't go?
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17:04 <@rattle> There's no way I can make it tomorrow..  Too much going on.
17:04 <@rattle> And Neoteric has already met with Hakim several times the past two months, so he probably isn't going to be interested..
17:05 <@Drag0n> http://consumerist.com/5110675/jones-bigass-truck-rental--storage
17:05 <@rattle> No..  Wait a minute..  Different guy.
17:10 <@Dagmar> Drag0n: That is just freakin' awesome
17:10 <@Dagmar> I like how right in the middle of the commercial he says "You got WEED?"
17:10 <@Drag0n> you know how big a bus is?
17:11 <@aestetix> Hmm.
17:11 <@aestetix> Anyone know someone who works for Orange?
17:11 <@Dagmar> Possibly
17:11 <@Dagmar> Although I suspect now you're not taking about the UK company
17:11 <@aestetix> No, I definately am.
17:13 <@aestetix> I would be *very* interested in talking with someone who works there.
17:13 <@rhia> Jones is a true entray-pen-yer
17:22 <+eryc> heh, ISC got a new webdesign
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17:27 <@Catonic> rattle: The mere fact that you would make the assertion that I am a smart guy is amusing.
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17:33 <@Catonic> Have you ever thrown a shopping cart out of a convertible at 80 mph to observe the sparks?
17:33 <@Catonic> ^ No, but I know what I'm doing this weekend.
17:37 <@Catonic> rattle: save money on circuit breakers: http://www.microwaves101.com/content/images/Mortuary/breaker.jpg
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17:49 <@Catonic> http://www.microwaves101.com/content/microwavemortuary.cfm
17:49 <@Catonic> ^ lots of burnt stuff
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18:36 <@rhia> ah, the holiday season, when people strings thousands of colorful twinkling lights -- on their original Humvee
18:44 <@Catonic> the original humvee should be OD
18:44 <@Catonic> ODG
18:44 <@Catonic> I thought about putting a wreath on the front of the car
18:45 <@Catonic> I'd just as soon spend as little time in and around the car as possible.
18:45 <@Catonic> Seems any time the car is in Drive, I'm liable to meet another pissed off police officer
18:46 <@Catonic> I think I finally managed to do as little incriminating interaction as possible.
18:47 <@sasquatc4> oh dear god the parents figured out how to use google chat
18:49 <@Catonic> that's not too bad
18:50 <@Catonic> holy shit!
18:50 <@Catonic> my french teacher is a vietnamese babe!
18:51 <@Catonic> http://cim.aamu.edu/CIM/People/bopha_graduate.htm
18:57 <@sdodson> Opinion, if I can only find one stud in the area where I want to mount my TV, is that OK to support a 32" tv?
18:57 <@sdodson> Catonic: how do you know she's vietnamese?
19:02 <@sdodson> What are the basics that every bar should have? Tequila, Vodka, Bourbon, Rum, pineapple, cranberry?
19:02 <@sdodson> coke
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19:09 <@M0j0-j0j0> hookers
19:10 <@Catonic> pretty much those last two, the rest are irrelevant
19:12 <@M0j0-j0j0> okay kids.. I've got to go home and take an old man nap
19:13 <@M0j0-j0j0> I've launched two sites today and have to do a third at 2AM :(
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19:30 <@Catonic_lp> http://www.snotr.com/video/1983
19:48 <@dasunt> It's cold out, Catonic.
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19:56 <@dasunt> !weather 55404
19:57 <@dasunt> -8°F.  :/
19:57 <@dasunt> Well, it is warming up, when you consider windchill.
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20:36 <@dasunt> Cold.
20:36 <@dasunt> Very cold out.
20:36 <@scoil> no u dasunt.
20:38 <@dasunt> I'd be biking tonight, but I'm sleepy.
20:38 <@dasunt> I'll cycle tomorrow morning.
20:38 <@dasunt> When it's in the double digits below freezing.
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21:03 <+eryc> http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/12/lori-drew-attor.html
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21:17 <@sdodson> Instructions ask for a 5mm hole to be pre-drilled. All I have are american sized bits, do i got smaller or larger?
21:18 <@brimstone> for what?
21:18 <@sdodson> brimstone: YOUR MOM!
21:18 <@sdodson> brimstone: to mount my tv
21:18 <@brimstone> oh, she need much, much bigger then 5mm hole
21:18 <@brimstone> how big is the screws?
21:19 <@dasunt> sdodson: Slightlys maller.
21:19 <+eryc> smaller
21:19 <@dasunt> You want the hole to be the diameter of the shaft of the body of the screw without the threads.
21:20 <@dasunt> Hold up the bit in front of the scree.  If you can see the threads and not the body, then hold up the screw in front of the bit and see if you can't see the bit.
21:20 <+eryc> thats what she said!
21:22 <@dasunt> "She said, 'Stop, it's just too much for me at one time', and I sighed, since I was just getting to the good part of quantum chromodynamics."
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21:53 <@Catonic> lmfao
21:53 <@Catonic> working on this openbook final..
21:54 <@Catonic> "you brought your cousin..." comes out as "you please your cousin"
22:04 <@aestetix> Man, living with girls sucks.
22:04 <@aestetix> You can't fart as much.
22:05 <@Catonic> you moved?
22:05 <@aestetix> No.
22:05 <@Catonic> I briefly remember meeting one of your roommates. I think he honked at me.
22:06 <@aestetix> Tall black guy?
22:06 <@aestetix> Or the fat puerto rican?
22:06 <@aestetix> sounds like mematron
22:06 <@aestetix> (tall black guy)
22:07 <@Catonic> he was like 5'8 or 5'10
22:07 <@aestetix> white guy?
22:07 <@Catonic> I wouldn't call him white
22:08 <@Catonic> at the end of the hall, on the side with your room
22:08 <@aestetix> upstairs or down
22:08 <@aestetix> oh wait
22:08 <@Catonic> down
22:08 <@aestetix> that's slick0
22:10 <@Catonic> name rings a bell
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22:13 <@dasunt> I'm too ethical.
22:13 <@dasunt> That is all.
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22:19 <@aestetix> I just farted in front of my roommates girlfriedn
22:20 <@dasunt> Did they care?
22:20 <@dasunt> If one didn't, ask for her number.
22:20 <@brimstone> we don't
22:24 <@dasunt> Hey, I'll take the numberf if you don't care.
22:24 <@dasunt> A girl I could fart in front of...
22:24 <@dasunt> Sounds comfy.
22:24  * dasunt is lazy.
22:24 <+Synx_afk> so i am thinking about what tattoo next i wana get...
22:25 <@aestetix> dasunt: would you sniff her farts?
22:25 <+Synx_afk> i am thinking someting alone the line of a moon on the chest wraping around my arm to the side
22:25 <+Synx_afk> http://www.aloneinthevoid.com/IMG_1605.JPG
22:26 <@aestetix> holy hell that looks painful
22:26 <+Synx_afk> ya did not feel good in the normal sense
22:28 <+Synx_afk> any tat people here?
22:28 <+Synx_afk> i know there are
22:29 < Mercster> yea ive got 5
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22:30 <@Catonic> why do cops hate solving redneck murders?
22:30 <@Catonic> s/murder/homicides/
22:30 <@Catonic> no dental records, and the DNA is all the same.
22:30 <@aestetix> Redneck Murders. That sounds like a show on Fox
22:31 <@Dagmar> Entertainment!
22:31 <@Dagmar> Is this perhaps a game show?
22:31 <@Dagmar> One I can sign up for?
22:31 <+Synx_afk> Mercster: cool
22:31 <+Synx_afk> Mercster: its fun huh
22:31 < Mercster> yep
22:32 <@aestetix> "Mah sister was cheating on me with my brother, so I broke into mah's toolshed and stole her shovel... "
22:32 <@Dagmar> "I'd like to kill all three of them for $400, Pat!"
22:32 <@Catonic> "Here we've got Billy Joe Bubba. Let's see if he figured out we've loaded his shotgun while he was cleaning it."
22:32 <@Catonic> aestetix: I think I saw that on Springer on time
22:33 <@aestetix> "I went to this hacker con and threw a chair off the roof..."
22:45 <@Catonic> There are only two people who have done that.
22:45 <@Catonic> One of them we know of.
22:46 <@Catonic> The other gets a blanket party upon admission.
22:46 <@Catonic> I guess next PN will have a "no chair tossing" clause in the contract the attendees sign.
22:47 <@Dagmar> Inflatable chairs only on the roof.
22:48 <@aestetix> what about inflatable girls?
22:48 <@Catonic> oh, how about we just grow up?
22:48 <@Dagmar> Only in the rooms, and only if we don't have to know you have them.
22:48 <@Catonic> aestetix: why inflatable? The real (albiet scary) article is available at the street corner
22:48 <@aestetix> Catonic: I'm not going to bring your mom to PhreakNIC
22:51 <@Catonic> aestetix: what's the weather like in NYC around april 10?
22:51 <@aestetix> probably rainy
22:52 <@Catonic> in the 30s, 50s, 60s?
22:52 <@aestetix> between the 30s and the 50s
22:53 <@aestetix> Why?
22:53 <@maco> so um...like dc right now?
22:55 <@aestetix> I guess.
22:55 <@maco> woah apparently its 59
22:55 <@maco> but it is raining
23:14 <@sdodson> got that shit mounted yo!
23:15 <@Catonic> I will never get shit mounted.
23:15 <@sdodson> cause you're a fagzor!
23:15 <@sdodson> http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/0/8/get_off_my_lawn.jpg
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23:20 <@aestetix> http://www.angelfire.com/ok/clawarez/aolpunters.html
23:24 <@sdodson> wow angelfire
23:30 <@Drag0n> are they still in business?
23:31 <@sasquatc4> wow, and their front page shows a picture of the exact person that was on anglefire back in the day too
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23:36 <@Drag0n> love the wunderground, tonights description "Light Freezing Drizzle Mist"   as opposed to a heavy Freezing drizzle mist?
23:37 <@sasquatc4> my favorite was frozen fog, that always confused me until i saw it
23:37 <@brimstone> or light warming drizzle mist
23:38 <@Drag0n> massive indifferent fluffy ice chunks!
23:41 <@rhia> wundergeround was the site that predicted "ice pellets" - not sleet, not hail, pellets - like frozen chicken feed
23:41 <@Drag0n> like bunny pellets? cloud dropings?
23:46 <@rhia> "US anti-kidnapping expert     kidnapped in Mexico"
23:47 <@Dagmar> lol
23:48 <@Dagmar> They'll probably let him go in a week or so if they don't kill him
23:48 <@Drag0n> the definition of irony
23:48 <@rhia> seems they do kill most of them
23:49 <@rhia> supposedly Mexico has a higher kidnap, ransom, kill rate than Colombia
23:51 <@Dagmar> Yep
23:51 <@Dagmar> Ransom notes are a major export for Mexico
23:54 <@rhia> oh, gawds help us .......
23:54 <@rhia> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/steven-shehori/poll-37-of-americans-unab_b_150933.html
23:54 <@Dagmar> OMG put that on Memestreams
23:55 <@rhia> well, it IS supposed to be a comedy
23:56 <@rhia> the sad part is that ..... it's common enough to BE comedic
23:56 <@Dagmar> It's _hilarious_
23:56 <@Dagmar> THe Onion has to be jealous
23:56 <@rhia> Dagmar: yeah
23:57 <@rhia> luv this part, tho: ""Personally, I believe if fewer people in this world could spot America on a map, we'd have a much better chance of avoiding national tragedies like 9/11," said Chertoff. "You can't attack a country you can't find.""
23:58 <@rhia> what's sad is hidden in some of the comments, like this one:
23:58 <@rhia> "Really too close to the truth...I had to show a Maine license at a drugstore in Houston recently and the cashier not only had no idea where Maine was, he had no idea it was even a state. And--he wasn't an immigrant. I mean, I know Maine is kind of obscure, but.  "
23:58 <@Dagmar> lol
23:59 <@Dagmar> Yeah, I've deliberately paid with $2 bills before just to irk store clerks.
23:59 <@Dagmar> "This isn't real money!"  "Yes, it is."  "No, it's fraud."  "I think you mean forgery, but it's not that either."  etc etc
23:59 <@rhia> heh
23:59 <@sdodson> ^^ sign of a true gangsta
23:59 <@sdodson> DO NOT FUCK WITH HIM THIS SHIT IS REAL DEEP YO!
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