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00:00 < Mercster> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:ObstarPadRangeBasket.jpg
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00:11 <@scoil> o
00:15 < Mercster> "You're the best in the biz, Dale"
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00:29 < Mercster> mmm kate hudson
00:33 <@sdodson> oh?
00:39 <@sdodson> http://lnk.nu/photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/r5l.jpg The story of Jesus makes so much sense now.
00:42 <@scoil> hey hey heyt
00:45 < Mercster> heyt heyt heyt
00:45 <@scoil> typo nazi
00:47 < Mercster> cheese and biscuits!
01:00 <@Corydon76-dig> Mercster: so why didn't you show up to the meeting last night?
01:06 < Mercster> Corydon76-dig: im in knoxville
01:06 <@Corydon76-dig> Ah
01:06 <@Corydon76-dig> For some reason, I thought you were a Nashvegas boy
01:07 < Mercster> nope
01:08 < Mercster> i was at phreaknic 12 because i know neoteric, then read about #se2600 from the web page
01:10 <@scoil> ris ris ris ris ris ris ris
01:10 < Mercster> scoil: it's that great, eh
01:11 <@scoil> yes it gave me an erection
01:11 < Mercster> scoil: is it saving you a lot of work, or are you just obsessed? ;-)
01:11 <@scoil> it will save al ot of work down the road
01:11 < Mercster> nod
01:11 <@scoil> i wanna get all the stupid updates
01:11 <@scoil> and apply them to the source
01:12 < Mercster> i like the idea of slipstreamed service packs
01:12 < Mercster> any of that shit work with vista?
01:12 <@scoil> i already got sp3 on it
01:12 < Mercster> vista?
01:12 <@scoil> no, xp
01:13 <@scoil> im sure that slipstream shit works with vista too
01:13 < Mercster> ya
01:14 < Mercster> scoil: it's unfortunate that ill forever remember your nickname as being referenced "is that short for shitcoil?"
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01:15 < Mercster> i dunno how that solves anything
01:15 <@scort> no u
01:15 < Mercster> me ;(
01:16 < Mercster> the s in my nickname is short for shit
01:16 < Mercster> my full nickname is Mercshitter
01:16 <@scort> what's the rest of it stand for
01:16 < Mercster> nothing really
01:16 <@scort> are you old?
01:16 < Mercster> 32
01:16 <@scort> that's old
01:16 < Mercster> not really
01:16 <@scort> ya rly
01:16 < Mercster> it's not even "middle age"
01:16 < Mercster> so how can it be old?
01:16 <@scort> it
01:16 <@scort> 's old
01:17 < Mercster> ok
01:17 < Mercster> im still hot
01:17 <@scort> pics or lies
01:18 < Mercster> http://quanta.homeip.net/merc.jpg
01:18 < Mercster> http://quanta.homeip.net/merc-new5.bmp
01:18 < Mercster> http://quanta.homeip.net/merc-album.jpg
01:23 <@sdodson> Mercster: srsly?
01:23 <@sdodson> a mother fuck'n bitmap?
01:24 < Mercster> word life
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01:36 <@scort> Mercster, that better not be a marijuana cigarette that you are smoking in that last picture
01:38 < Mercster> marijuana cigarette?
01:38 <@scort> reefers
01:38 < Mercster> doobies?
01:38 <@scort> i smoke two joints in the morning
01:38 <@scort> i smoke two joints at night
01:39 < Mercster> sublime
01:40 <@scort> finally you catch on
01:41 < Mercster> you just blew my mind
01:41  * sdodson waits with his fingers crossed for scort to break the rules
01:42 < Mercster> what rules
01:44 < Mercster> ohhh
01:45 < Mercster> ohh-woo-ooh-whoa-ohhh-oooh-oooh
01:48 <@scort> sdodson, what rules
01:49 <@sdodson> They're lyrics.
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01:49 < Mercster> lyrics are rules
01:50 <@scort> hi sdodson
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01:57 < Mercster> farted
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02:37 < Mercster> cant sleep
02:37 < Mercster> fuck
02:37 <@scort> same
03:07 < Catonic_> holy shit
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03:08 <@Catonic> SFPD is fucked up
03:08 < Mercster> hha
03:08 <@Catonic> http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p221/wb0qqk/imagine.jpg
03:08 <@Catonic> Chief Heather Fong (left), the first SFPD female chief of police;
03:08 <@Catonic> Theresa Sparks (center, former male), President of the San Francisco Police Commission,
03:08 <@Catonic> CEO of a multi-million dollar sex toy retailer, and a transgender woman.
03:08 <@Catonic> Sgt. Stephan Thorne (right, former female), the first transgender SFPD police officer.
03:08 <@scort> i dont get it
03:09 <@scort> the one with the mic in the hands?
03:09 < Mercster> :-/
03:09 < Mercster> no, the one in the middle
03:09 <@scort> ?
03:09 < Mercster> Catonic: iirc you got drunk and almost went gay...maybe he/she went all the way and liked it
03:10 <@Catonic> http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p221/wb0qqk/racecard.jpg
03:10 <@Catonic> Mercster: what?
03:10 <@scort> Catonic pulled my v card
03:10 <@Catonic> I've never "almost went gay"
03:10 < Mercster> aaaaaaahahahaha
03:10 < Mercster> oh yes you did
03:12 < Mercster> no worries, the internet accepts you
03:14 <@Catonic> Lord knows I never half-ass anything.
03:15 <@scort> shit man
03:19 < Mercster> i doubt yer as dedicated as Theresa Sparks or Sgt. Stephan Thorne
03:20 < Mercster> that's 100%
03:21 <@Catonic> I'd love to continue trolling, but we both know that when you play gay chicken, everyone looses.
03:25 <@scort> they see me trollin, they hatin
03:27 < Mercster> stuntin is a habit
03:29 <@scort> halp my xp keeps rebootin
03:29 < Mercster> ris has failed you
03:30 <@scort> it says something about a write operation....
03:30 <@scort> after the second reboot
03:30 <@scort> on install
03:40 <@Catonic> I am terribly amused by this terrible gif: http://www.cbradiotalk.com/images/avatars/gallery/funni_avatars/burning_music.gif
03:41 < Mercster> hitler plays a mean banjo
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04:12  * Catonic dances
04:15 < Mercster> that's why
04:16 <@scort> Mercster, are you druink
04:16 <@scort> are you as drunk as i am stoned?
04:16 < Mercster> i am drunk
04:16 < Mercster> shitcoil
04:16 <@Catonic> damn i got the munchies
04:16 < Mercster> eat my dick
04:16 <@scort> i know it
04:16 < Mercster> im watching '12 monkies'
04:16 < Mercster> monkeys?
04:17 < Mercster> monk[ey|ie]s
04:20 <@Catonic> arby's is like masturbation; it feels good, but it's over too soon.
04:21 < Mercster> beefy
04:21 < Mercster> Catonic: i have a group of internet pals who will never let me live down the time i tried the arby's gyro
04:21 < Mercster> that was a bad experience
04:21 < Mercster> arby's does rule, tho
04:21 <@Catonic> they have a gyro?
04:22 < Mercster>  well, they did
04:22 < Mercster> at some point
04:22 <@Catonic> shit, that might get you shot here.
04:22 < Mercster> yeah
04:22 < Mercster> it was bad
04:22 <@Catonic> I live in the mediterrianian part of town
04:22 <@Catonic> greek, lesbianese, etc.
04:22 < Mercster> haha
04:23 < Mercster> well, the arby's gyro mainly sucked cuz it had some brown-ppl-sauce
04:23 < Mercster> what is it tabuli
04:23 < Mercster> tachpooti
04:23 < Mercster> whatever
04:23 < Mercster> anyway
04:23 < Mercster> it woulda been good with just mayo
04:24 <@Catonic> iirc tabboui is parsley salad
04:24 < Mercster> the irc network i hang out in had a /topic for a good while
04:24 < Mercster> it went something like this
04:25 <@scort> what net
04:26 < Mercster> <Merc> arby's gyro looks awesome <Merc> mm arby's gyro <Merc> man, i need an arby's gyro <Merc> arby's gyro looks soooo good <Merc> i NEED an arby's gyro  * Merc eats an arby's gyro  <Merc> note: do not eat an arby's gyro
04:26 <@Catonic> lmgso
04:26 <@Catonic> "it's only funny if someone loses a bollock."
04:26 <@scort> or ballsack
04:26 < Mercster> so anytime i mention food, i get to hear about arby's gyro
04:27 < Mercster> anyway, arby's normal food is awesome
04:27 <@scort> you like food?
04:27 < Mercster> i used to get the "big montana"
04:27 < Mercster> big fucking roast beef sandwich
04:27 < Mercster> that muthafucka ruled
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04:31 <@Catonic> I only eat it once a month
04:31 <@Catonic> if that
04:31 <@Catonic> when I last had taco bell, I had not eaten it in over a year
04:31 <@scort> it's too expensive now
04:31 <@scort> we dont have the 5 for 5 deal here
04:32 <@Catonic> now it's down to 4 for 5
04:32 <@scort> well it was 5 for 5.55
04:32 <@scort> or some shit
04:32 <@scort> yeah all fast food places are reducing their portions now
04:33 < Mercster> haha
04:34 < Mercster> yeah, i remember about 10 years ago
04:34 < Mercster> 5 for $5
04:34 < Mercster> that ruled
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04:55 <@Catonic> lmfao
04:55 <@Catonic> the only funny scene in disaster movie...
04:55 <@Catonic> and it involves an alvin and the chipmonks parody
04:56 <@Catonic> a&c death metal...
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05:50 < Mercster> ballz?
06:42 < Mercster> the most beautiful girl in the world http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodie_Whittaker
07:00 <@dasunt> No pictures?
07:30 < Mercster> do your own homework
08:15 < Mercster> dont you EVER say that about britney
08:15 < Mercster> EVER
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09:17 < Synx_hm> I cannot get this fucking aspire one to boot :(
09:17 < Synx_hm> it keeps reordering its drives in the bios i think and grub is never able to find its /boot partition
09:17 < Synx_hm> ARG!!!
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09:52 <@dasunt> LVM?
09:54 < Synx_hm> just updated the bios hope this fixes it
10:00 < Synx_hm> how do i test write speeds with hdparm?
10:02 <@dasunt> hdparm -Tt /dev/hda or whatever, I thought.
10:02 <@dasunt> Been awhile since I've done it htough.
10:03 <@dasunt> There is also bonnie++ for tests.
10:06 < Synx_hm> cool
10:06 < Synx_hm> -Tt just does buffered and cached read tests
10:06 < Synx_hm> at least when i run it
10:09 <@dasunt> 'man hdparm' then.
10:12 <@aestetix> I saw "Teeth" laste night.
10:12 <@aestetix> That movie is scary.
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11:00 <@sdodson> http://flickr.com/photos/ryjones/3088462661/in/photostream/  sort of like 5 popped collars cool
11:02 <@sdodson> scort:
11:10  * Corydon76-dig meows loudly at ladymerlin 
11:16  * dasunt peers at Corydon76-dig.
11:17 <@Corydon76-dig> ladymerlin had to go pick up a kitten yesterday
11:18 <@dasunt> Ah.
11:18 <@dasunt> Hmmm, its snowing again.
11:18 <@dasunt> I should have gone biking before this, I guess.
11:18 <@dasunt> Grrrr.
11:18 <@Corydon76-dig> and we need to get together and go over accounting stuff
11:37 <@dasunt> LOL.
11:37 <@dasunt> I'm talking to someone about obesity & height.
11:37 <@dasunt> And I tried to figure out what percentage of people are my height or taller.
11:37 <@dasunt> First google chart I found didn't go that high.  :(
12:02 <@sdodson> So does novell still make a bunch of money based on their netware shit?
12:09 <@Corydon76-dig> netware "shit"?
12:22 < AstralSin> netware sucks
12:22 < eryc> corydon y do u add 76-dig
12:24 < eryc> its annoying
12:29 <@timoguin> dasunt: How tall are you?
12:30 <@Corydon76-dig> eryc: I don't give a shit
12:36 <@dasunt> timoguin: 6'4".
12:37 <@dasunt> It seems that about 99.4% of all men are shorter than me
12:37 <@timoguin> Yes.
12:37 <@timoguin> I'm 6'.
12:37 <@dasunt> It's kind of sad, the chart I found was from some sort of advice site for short people.
12:37 <@timoguin> My ex girlfriend is 5'.
12:38 <@timoguin> So is my sister.
12:38 <@dasunt> And had a built in calculator for figuring out what percentage of women are shorter than you but not 6" or more shorter than you.
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12:51 <@dasunt> Anyways, very few women fall in the range of being 5'8" - 6'4".
12:51 <@dasunt> :(
12:51 <@dasunt> There goes my dreams of spawning a basketball team.
12:51 <@timoguin> You had to look at statistics to know that?
12:57 <@dasunt> Not really.
12:57 <@dasunt> :(
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14:27 <@Shadow404> how would mine work out with those calculations
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14:39 < R3d2Dawn> Hey all
14:48 < R3d2Dawn> anyone here know of a Brent Rucker?
14:52 <@dasunt> Shadow404: http://www.shortsupport.org/Research/analyzer.html
14:55 <@dasunt> Waaaaaaaaawah!
14:55 <@dasunt> Fucking a', its 9°F out there, it shouldn't snow.
15:03 < R3d2Dawn> does this guy look familiar to anyone http://www.police.nashville.gov/news/media/2008/01/29b.htm
15:04 <@dasunt> He looks like he should be in a LUG.
15:05 <@oddball> he used to come to the nashville 2600 meeting a few years ago
15:08 < R3d2Dawn> does this handle sound familiar to some x36k
15:09 <@scort> theft?
15:09 <@scort> that's it?
15:09 <@scort> no wife killer status?
15:09 <@scort> boooring
15:17 <@sdodson> balls
15:18 <@scort> no thanks already have some
15:19 <@sdodson> big balls
15:20 <@scort> re my last msg
15:20 <@Drag0n> held for fancy dress?
15:20 <@sdodson> balls that don't shoot blanks
15:20 <@dasunt> scort: You're supposed to write a filesystem first.
15:20 <@scort> I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
15:21 <@scort> ill rip off your head and shit down your neck.
15:22 <@sdodson> scort: oh mybad
15:24 < R3d2Dawn> All talks about is the windows vista and how great of a OS it is and how he apparently converted two linux users to windows after showing them the power shell
15:25 <@sdodson> R3d2Dawn: It's the troof!
15:32 <@scort> power shell dun dun dun!!!
15:33 <@sdodson> i've heard power shell is really sweet actually.
15:33 <@scort> sdodson, www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno
15:37 <@sdodson> scort: sorry, flash on fedora 10 is fail
15:37 <@scort> 64bit?
15:38 <@sdodson> scort: no
15:38 <@scort> u fail then
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16:06 <@dasunt> http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3171/3089949719_70a780233c_o.jpg
16:06 <@dasunt> Snow, fuckers.
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16:09 <@sdodson> that's quite an impressive light
16:10 <@sdodson> dasunt: Are disc brakes preferred in wet weather?
16:13 <@scort> lets have sex
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16:16 <@dasunt> sdodson: Wet and snowy.
16:16 <@dasunt> As you can see.
16:17 <@dasunt> http://www.flickr.com/photos/tsunad/3089949713/
16:20 <@dasunt> For snow, a lot of people prefer a fixed wheel in the rear (no brake) and just a regular caliper front brake.  Probably a cost issue, since a disc front should be better.
16:38 <@sdodson> http://www.flickr.com/photos/tsunad/3033842194/in/photostream/ omg it's a terrorist
16:39 <@Corydon76-dig> Hah... there's a rumor about the way the Pentagon was infected...
16:39 <@sdodson> Corydon76-dig: infected with what?
16:39 <@Corydon76-dig> The recent worm that infected their network
16:39 <@Corydon76-dig> classified network, even
16:39 <@dasunt> sdodson: I not terrorist.  Even if I have a Canuckistani accent.
16:39 <@dasunt> Fuck, I'm boned.
16:40 <@sdodson> Hang out here long enough and it'll happen.
16:40 <@Corydon76-dig> Someone took a bunch of thumb drives, scattered them around a Pentagon parking lot, and employees took them inside and plugged them in to try to determine the owner
16:40 <@sdodson> dasunt: ghost bike, are you ghost ride'n the whip?
16:41 <@Corydon76-dig> You think Red Hat would fall for the same thing?
16:41 <@sdodson> No.
16:41 <@sdodson> We've been warned about such, and we're still small enoughthat even somuch as a few unusual calls has red flags up around the company within minutes.
16:42 <@sdodson> That and non of our platforms auto run shit from removable media.
16:42 <@Corydon76-dig> Supposing someone used your bathroom and dropped a few thumb drives on the floor
16:43 <@Corydon76-dig> Ah, autorun turned off helps
16:43 <@sdodson> Corydon76-dig: are j0o haxoriz'n uz?
16:45 <@Corydon76-dig> sdodson: you won't know until the statute of limitation expires
16:45 <@Corydon76-dig> I'll tell you in 7 years
16:46 <@sdodson> ok
16:47 <@sdodson> dasunt: http://www.flickr.com/photos/tsunad/453146734/ teach me how
16:47 <@sdodson> dasunt: also, http://www.flickr.com/photos/tsunad/454816595/ teach me how
16:48 <@sdodson> uh oh, my corn bread is done!
17:17 <@Catonic> I AM. SMELLIN LIKE A ROSE ON MY BIRTHDAY DEATHBED.
17:20 <@Catonic> and now for a reboot.
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17:54 <@dasunt> sdodson: What?
17:54 <@dasunt> sdodson: One, she's underage at the time, IIRC.  She's also related to me.
17:54 <@dasunt> The chili, OTOH is easy.
17:55 <@sdodson> http://sdodson.com/00001.jpg  cut my losses and shave or keep going for the beard?
17:55 <@sdodson> dasunt: really, she told me she was 18
17:55 <@dasunt> I believe I soak chickpeas overnight, drained the water, dumped them in, cut up an onion or two, dumped them in, then dumped in a few cans of stewed tomatoes.
17:55 <@dasunt> Then set the crock pot to run for the longest period possible.
17:55 <@dasunt> Congrats, chickpea chili.
17:56 <@dasunt> Oh, and throw in some spices before cooking.
17:56 <@dasunt> sdodson: My beard is spiffier.
17:59 <@sdodson> dasunt: pics or shens
18:00 <@sdodson> I made 5 bean chili, should I have drained the beans or left the water in?
18:00 <@sdodson> 5 cans o beans, 2 cans of diced tomatos, 1 can of tomato sauce, 1.5lb beef
18:03 <@sdodson> http://www.flickr.com/photos/sdodson/3091191230/ <--- chili i made
18:03 <@dasunt> sdodson: Soak the beans overnight, then drain the water.
18:03 <@sdodson> dasunt: Soak in what? they're canned
18:03 <@dasunt> What?
18:03 <@dasunt> Heresy.  :p
18:03 <@dasunt> Drain the beans then.
18:03 <@sdodson> Well mine were, are you talking about using dry beans?
18:03 <@sdodson> Man you're hardcore.
18:04 <@dasunt> http://www.ursine.ca/~dasunt/beard.jpg <- Closeup of beard.
18:04 <@sdodson> Mighty powerful beard, how long have you been working on that?
18:05 <@dasunt> I forget.
18:05 <@dasunt> Several months now.
18:05 <@dasunt> 2?
18:05 <@dasunt> 3?
18:05 <@sdodson> Oh, I'm just 3 weeks into it.
18:05 <@dasunt> Ah.
18:05 <@sdodson> You need to trim that chaos.
18:05 <@dasunt> I clipped that down a bit awhile ago.
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18:05 <@sdodson> I'm going to give it another weak and if it's not growing in between the stache and the beard i'm going to give up
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18:05 <@dasunt> I'm not that hairy.
18:06 <@dasunt> Dunno why you don't got hair on your chin.
18:06 <@dasunt> Weird genes, perhaps try sideburns.
18:07 <@sdodson> There's a bit. It's actually sort of white so maybe I'll have some interesting calico beard or something.
18:09 <@Catonic> dasunt: wait until you get older, it catches up
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18:09 <@Catonic> you go from "damn, I can't grow a beard" to "damn, when did I turn into a yeti?"
18:09 <@dasunt> Heh.
18:09 <@dasunt> I would like a better mustache.
18:10 <@dasunt> But I just solved that by shaving it off.  Looks better, and if I need to, I can always pass as Amish.  :p
18:10 <@Catonic> mustache might be ok on you
18:11 <@sdodson> Any advise for throwing a party and inviting two desparate groups of people?
18:11 <@Catonic> however, remember that if you can pass as amish around here, you might wind up being associated with our resident gay amish farmer
18:11 <@sdodson> disparate
18:11 <@Catonic> sdodson: got any friends who are cops?
18:12 <@sdodson> Catonic: no
18:12 <@Catonic> well, if they mix it up, you'll be bouncing alone
18:12 <@sdodson> Catonic: we're discussing http://www.ursine.ca/~dasunt/beard.jpg and http://sdodson.com/00001.jpg
18:13 <@Catonic> why, man, why...
18:13 <@Catonic> I don't wear a beard because it makes me look my age.
18:13 <@timoguin> sdodson: wow...
18:13 <@Catonic> and it's not a very flattering look imo
18:13 <@timoguin> your beard sucks.
18:13 <@sdodson> timoguin: DIE FAG!
18:13 <@Catonic> if you're skinny, you can pull it off easy
18:14 <@Drag0n> i dont wear a beard because it hurts after 2 weeks
18:14 <@Catonic> but if you're a guy with any meat on your bones, it enforces the edges and can make you look bigger than you are.
18:14 <@Catonic> and thats not even counting the rugrash issues.
18:14 <@timoguin> I can't grow a beard.
18:15 <@timoguin> Have a cool goatee and stache though.
18:16 <@Catonic> I wish the steelers would hurry up and lose
18:16 <@Drag0n> give em time, they even fail at failing
18:20 <@Catonic> dammit, they are tied.
18:21 <@Catonic> anyone remember how to convince FreeBSD to run more than one make job when make is called?
18:22 <@Catonic> there used to be something you could put in /etc/make.conf that would tell it, but I dont know that it's still honored, nor do I remember the syntax
18:22 <@coil> same
18:22 <@coil>  -smp 2
18:22 <@coil> lulz
18:24 <@Catonic> I guess if your town sucks like Pitts, you'll do anything to get out of it... including try to win a football game
18:28 <@Catonic>  /etc/make.conf: MAKEOPTS="-j6"
18:33 <@Catonic> ok, now it's building on both legs
18:34 <@sdodson> 6 != both
18:35 <@Catonic> I notice that the cowboys are in better physical shape than the steelers...
18:35 <@Catonic> but the steelers are build like brick walls
18:35 <@Catonic> whoppervirgins...
18:35 <@coil> Catonic, that still works?
18:36 <@Catonic> what still works?
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18:36 <@coil> <Catonic>  /etc/make.conf: MAKEOPTS="-j6"
18:36 <@sdodson> why wouldn't it?
18:36 <@Catonic> sdodson: "compiling is IO intensive"
18:36 <@Catonic> and yes, my system load seems to confirm it
18:37 <@remoford> heh
18:37 <@coil>  18:37:03 up 4 days, 21:14,  4 users,  load average: 4.99, 5.41, 5.38
18:37 <@remoford> flash disks for the win
18:37 <@remoford> multicore for the win
18:37 <@remoford> multiple boxes and distcc
18:37 <@remoford> win
18:37 <@remoford> WIN WIN WIN actually
18:37 <@coil> chill out
18:37 <@Catonic> make -j12 win
18:38 <@coil> dont jizz on the computers
18:38 <@remoford> it wouldnt even notice
18:38 <@remoford> unlike your mom
18:38 <@Catonic> nah, his mom doesn't notice
18:38 <@coil> santa clause is a fat bitch
18:38 <@Catonic> you can shoot it in her eye and she won't freak
18:39 <@Catonic> lmfao... another year and I didn't get shit
18:39 <@remoford> Catonic: stfu, you are just jealous of the jihad beard
18:40 <@Catonic> remoford: hows is it you intimidate people?
18:40 <@remoford> i dont
18:40 <@Catonic> 1) overalls and a pitchfork. 2) turban and a sheet.
18:40 <@remoford> i think next freaknic im wearing a toga
18:41 <@remoford> if it was cool on john belushi, it should be cool on me
18:41 <@ShadowHntr> hehehehehe
18:41 <@ShadowHntr> go remo !
18:41 <@ShadowHntr> :]
18:41 <@Catonic> lamb/mutton is the only meat that doesn't have a religious conviction against it as a source of food
18:41 <@remoford> i thought pretty much everyone could eat scaled fish
18:42 <@Catonic> I think the study I got that from was based on land-based animals
18:43 <@Catonic> either way, them dumb arabs don't know a damn thing. You fuck the sheep, not eat them.
18:43 <@Catonic> that's a waste of a perfectly good girl otherwise.
18:44 <@Catonic> Sigh. I think I need to walk away from FreeBSD.
18:44 <@remoford> yes you do
18:44 <@sdodson> DO IT!
18:45 <@remoford> join linux and the light side
18:45 <@remoford> freebsd is evil
18:45 <@remoford> you will also be impressed by how much more shit actually works
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18:45 <@sdodson> I've never had anything not work in FreeBSD.
18:45 <@remoford> wait, what? it compiled on the first try?
18:46 < Mercster> make world
18:47 <@sdodson> remoford: well ya
18:51  * remoford wonders if he can get away with expensing the hookers
18:51 <@remoford> i dont see any explicit "no hookers" rule in the travel policy
18:58 <@Catonic> I grew up in FreeBSD.
18:58 <@Catonic> remoford: that requires some art
18:58 <@Catonic> and a liberal reimbursement policy
18:58 <@Catonic> "I was entertaining a customer"
18:59 <@remoford> "stress relief"?
18:59 <@remoford> entertaining a custoemr
18:59 <@remoford> thats pretty good
18:59 <@Catonic> that's another one
18:59 <@Catonic> stress relief consultant
18:59 <@Catonic> but hookers don't like giving receipts
18:59  * remoford needs to get one of those little travel scanners
18:59 <@remoford> Catonic: depends on where you are
18:59 <@remoford> in vegas they take visa
19:00 <@Catonic> but if you want an expense account, go into sales.
19:00 <@Catonic> I know I intend to
19:02 <@remoford> see, i dont think i can fit my head that far up my ass
19:03 <@remoford> i only promise things to customers that are possible within the known laws of physics
19:03 <@sdodson> You should come work for us then.
19:03 <@remoford> hell no i love my job
19:03 <@remoford> wow, never thought id say that
19:04 <@remoford> esp after 8 hrs of terminating ethernet on a sunday
19:05 <@sdodson> Can't they pay monkeys to do that?
19:06 <@Catonic> remoford: it's easy. you just tell the customer what they want to hear, promise not to cum in their mouth, and then fuck them in the ass when they aren't looking
19:06 <@remoford> suprise buttsecks!
19:06 <@Catonic> that's a cynical version, but it's not unlike that
19:07 <@remoford> yeah im familar with the dealio
19:07 <@Catonic> there's a reason why there's usually a technical guy attached to sales... because the sales weasels dont know the product and they don't care.. they just sell.
19:07 <@remoford> i just couldnt do it
19:07 <@Catonic> sure you could.
19:07 <@Catonic> you like putting in long hours on challenging problems and getting paid bank to do it?
19:08 <@remoford> yes
19:08 <@remoford> but i also like being honest and direct with folks
19:08 <@Catonic> you don't have to lie to them -- thats the salesman's job.
19:08 <@remoford> umm, exactly?
19:08 <@Catonic> you would have to compromise on physical appearance though.
19:09 <@remoford> i could do that if i was making bank
19:09 <@remoford> im not currently paid enough to shave
19:09 <@remoford> but im sure that price does exist
19:09 <@Catonic> sometimes you have to jump ahead of the price curve
19:10 <@Catonic> shit, did I just turn into a technical recruiter?
19:10 <@remoford> i dont like those guys either
19:10 <@remoford> in fact
19:10 <@sdodson> Catonic: Yes, and a shitty one at that.
19:10 <@remoford> if i keep this job for another year and decide to go permanent
19:10 <@remoford> im gonna crap out a huge turd in a box
19:10 <@remoford> and ship it to robert half
19:11 <@Catonic> I come from a long line of underachieving high-level thinkers
19:11 < Mercster> o/~ its just my turd in a box
19:11 <@Catonic> Mercster: I was that for halloween =)
19:11 <@remoford> my dad was a high achinver
19:12 <@remoford> but he went over to the dark side
19:12 <@remoford> and im all like
19:12 <@remoford> noooooooo
19:12 <@Catonic> im all just like "add? caffine? techo shit?" and im happy...
19:12 <@remoford> he made bank but got a divorce and two kids that hate him for it
19:12 <@Catonic> then I realize how single I am and I get depressed.
19:12 <@remoford> so ...
19:13 <@Catonic> yeah?
19:13 <@remoford> yeah
19:14 <@remoford> i wouldnt trade places
19:14 <@remoford> he is a sad sad man
19:14 <@Catonic> I think I know what you mean about dark side, and I wouldn't go that route today
19:14 <@Catonic> but sales is pretty much thin right now
19:14 <@Catonic> I'm thinking about creating my own job in the company.
19:15 <@remoford> director of jerking off into the milkshake machine?
19:15 <@Catonic> I have a bad feeling that if I get myself under control and stop getting diverted, I'm going to be an unstoppable force and it's going to drive everyone insane.
19:15 <@Catonic> remoford: that is the most awesome title ever.
19:16 <@Catonic> now I want to work at burger king so I can put that on my resume.
19:16 <@remoford> you know
19:16 <@remoford> you sound manic
19:16 <@remoford> have you been taking your meds?
19:17 <@sdodson> No!
19:17 <@Catonic> I don;t have meds
19:17 <@Catonic> but now that you mention it, I haven't taken my 5-htp in a few days
19:17 <@sdodson> 5-htp?
19:17 <@Catonic> I'm also thinking I might be a little manic depressive, but it worked well for scott wieland.
19:18 <@sdodson> Scott Wieland is a hosers, don't use him as your role model.
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19:19 < Mercster> heroin junkie who wears a dress and makeup onstage - go for gold
19:20 <@Catonic> and he's a notre dame fan, but no one is perfect
19:20 <@remoford> so, your goal is to be a transvestite?
19:20 <@remoford> somehow i knew you were headed that direction when you got all into the self improvement kick
19:20 <@Catonic> no, I'm thinking CEO. I dont want to be a CTO.
19:20 <@sdodson> Catonic: WTF is 5-htp
19:20 <@Catonic> sdodson: google it
19:21 <@Catonic> seratonin precoursor
19:21 <@Catonic> does anyone besides me miss MxZbot?
19:21 <@sdodson> Yes.
19:21 <@remoford> it a "feel better" drug
19:22 <@remoford> but not "feel awesome" like a nose full of coke
19:22 <@Catonic> I'll email Maxie and ask him if he'll fix it
19:22 <@Catonic> but first, it's time for a reboot...
19:22 <@Catonic> when the linux box went down, the JFS drive didn't automount for some reason.
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19:33 < Mercster> REAL WEIRDO
19:37 <@sdodson> we're just two dope boys in a caddilac
19:37 <@sdodson> Mercster: who?
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19:42 < Mercster> sdodson: YOU!
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20:19 <@Catonic> holyshit tech is moving ...
20:19 <@Catonic> isc dhcp supports more than it used to ..
20:20 <@Catonic> then again, if you didn't integrate ldap into dhcp, it's hard not to have a parallel with active directory
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20:22 <@Catonic> sup rattle
20:23 <@rattle> Life is pretty good..
20:24 <@Catonic> that's great to hear
20:24 <@Catonic> I have questions for you
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20:30 <@Catonic> well, freebsd's ports seem to have an issue with SMP compiling
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20:38 < Synx_hm_> i cannot figure out what is wrong with the MBR on this thing
20:39 < Mercster> fdisk /mbr
20:39 < Mercster> yaaaay
20:39 <@Catonic> strages: you around? I have kindle questions
20:40 < Synx_hm_> naw its something else
20:40 < Synx_hm_> i think the drives are swaping around on boot so HD(0,0) becomes (1,0)
20:41 <@Catonic> sata, ide?
20:41 <@Catonic> sas?
20:41 <@Catonic> fc?
20:41 < Synx_hm_> PATA compact flash
20:43 <@Catonic> that ... is disturbing.
20:43 <@Catonic> "looking for something glazed and bad for you?"
20:44 <@m0j0-j0j0> esdi?
20:44 <@Catonic> mfm? rll? ipi?
20:48 <@Catonic> I dont like the current trend in entertainment
20:48 <@Catonic> new media is introduced with new standards, without a value add
20:49 < Mercster> my balls caress your chin
20:49 <@Catonic> we've got blu-ray, which is like DVD, but no present way to rip, no PCs that use it, no software that makes it useful...
20:50 <@Catonic> the cycles of the media and tech are getting more compact, but the software around them isn't being developed at the same rate.
20:51 < Synx_hm_> i really dont get it, what would cause this laptop to boot fine one min then have a grub stage1.5 error the next
20:52 <@Catonic> probe order
20:54 <@m0j0-j0j0> yeah.. until they have BRDShrink or BRDDecryptor blue ray just messes up my existing routine
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21:00 <@Catonic> m0j0-j0j0: just in Windows or Apple software, support is lacking
21:02 <@m0j0-j0j0> I guess as a group project we could write something
21:02 <@m0j0-j0j0> I dont know anyone that has any br equipment at all
21:03 <@m0j0-j0j0> for that matter.. I dont think I know anyone that even has a player
21:03 <@Catonic> The natural cycle is that hollywood wants to adjust the model so they continue to make money
21:03 <@Catonic> but as soon as the DVD masters are cut, the movie is on the torrent sites, forcing them to sychronize world-wide release dates.
21:05 <@Catonic> why buy the movie when you can torrent it for free? why torrent it when you can purchase it quickly?
21:05 <@m0j0-j0j0> we need BR2DVDISO
21:06 <@Catonic> the new media formats being brought out simply bring the same information, with more DRM.
21:06 <@Catonic> Why would I buy new media with DRM when I can buy the old which is unencumbered?
21:07 <@Catonic> This isn't CDs versus cassette tapes. This is granny smith apples versus genetically modified apples.
21:07 <@sasquatc4> well they still dont synchronize release dates
21:07 <@Catonic> god bless small miracles. =)
21:08 <@sasquatc4> they release quick cuts in russia and china to try to at least recoup a small ammount of profits there, and then those get released even earlier than the us masters
21:09 <@m0j0-j0j0> drm is only going to get worse
21:09 <@Catonic> m0j0-j0j0: that's what concerns me
21:09 <@Catonic> moving forward, everything is going to be monetized as far as possible
21:10 <@Catonic> not that it's a bad thing, but where the limits will be, and what sort of flexibility we as consumers will have
21:10 <@m0j0-j0j0> and as equipment gets out dated and breaks you'll end up with new stuff that has drm built in in such a way that it wont be worth the effort to get around it
21:10 <@Catonic> we, the technoscenti, do things with media that hollywood is completely incabable of integrating
21:11 <@Catonic> Even the AppleTv, which comes very close, still has no TiVo functionality.
21:11 <@sasquatc4> it still amazes me that studios have yet to figure out how to release a competent encoding of a movie for online distribution when pirates have been doing it for over 15 years, somehow they still cant match the size/quality ratio that pirates can
21:11 <@Catonic> And I can't purchase a movie and loan it to my relatives unless I take my apple TV over to thier house
21:12 <@Catonic> ... or build a VPN between the houses.
21:13 <@Catonic> but my parents and brother have no interest in buying electronic media -- they'd rather buy DVDs and loan them back and forth
21:14 <@m0j0-j0j0> but drm, no matter how strong it gets is instantly fail the second it comes in touch with the analog world
21:14 <@dasunt> Google maps has bus stops?
21:14 <@Catonic> m0j0-j0j0: they are working to eliminate that with HDMI, DVI, etc.
21:15 <@Catonic> dasunt: in SF, Google has everything.
21:15 <@sasquatc4> its not that, no one uses analog to do a quality release of something that has been digitally protected, there is no point when its much easier, quicker, and retains the original quality to just break the encryption itself
21:15 <@sasquatc4> to do a recording off of dvi takes a hoss setup, so hdcp is pretty useless to begin with
21:15 <@Catonic> and all it takes to break the crypto is to have a JTAG and read the data out once it's been decrypted.
21:16 <@dasunt> It has bus stops in Minneapolis as well.
21:17 <@sasquatc4> thats whats always rewarding is working to setup copy protection schemes at work, fully knowing they serve no purpose and have already been broken, but gotta do it since thats what the studios want
21:18 <@Catonic> dasunt: shave. plz.
21:19 <@polerin> woot.  found an interesting spot to take photos today
21:21 <@m0j0-j0j0> over a long enough period of time... I'd say that stepping up analog2digital conversion tools will be almost required... eventually
21:22 <@m0j0-j0j0> its like pirating sat. tv
21:22 <@sasquatc4> naw, as long as stuff is released in a physical format it wont be necessary, and if it eventually all becomes online distribution that will be cracked too, not like any other online drm hasnt been cracked
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21:24 <@dasunt> Catonic: Did you see my awesome bike?
21:25 <@sasquatc4> and digital output sucks, mainly because the specs themselve suck, and there are so many interoperability issues, hence why i had to spend a week in cali debugging just that
21:26 <@m0j0-j0j0> back in my amiga days, I recall someone trying to crack disk protection by ironing the floppy
21:26 <@dasunt> Also, razors are the devil.
21:27 <@m0j0-j0j0> razrs are the devil
21:27 <@dasunt> They aren't hip and trendy?
21:27 <@dasunt> Fucking TV lied to me again.  :(
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21:29 <@m0j0-j0j0> I just got a net10 phone that will hold me until they get all these issues worked out with the g-phones
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21:32 < Mercster> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Albino_girl_honduras.jpg
21:32 < Mercster> :-/
21:33 <@dasunt> Mercster: "Mommy, are you sure I'm not the mailman's daughter?"
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21:33 < Synx_hm> AHHHH!
21:33 < Synx_hm> this grub shit is killing me
21:33 < Mercster> SOMEONE HELP, THOSE BROWN PEOPLE HAVE A LITTLE WHITE GIRL HOSTAGE
21:33 < Synx_hm> i do not understand why it randomly does not work
21:33 <@dasunt> That's really the wrong color shirt for her to be wearing.
21:34 < Mercster> dasunt: matches her eyes
21:35 <@dasunt> I went to school with a girl who had white hair and paler skin.
21:35 <@dasunt> Not utterly albino though.
21:36 < Mercster> did you reduce her genetic viability with psychological torture
21:36 <@dasunt> Nope.
21:36 < Mercster> oh well
21:40 < Mercster> remember: sufficient damage to a weirdo's self worth reduces the chances they'll develop the psychosocial faculties required for reproduction
21:40 <@dasunt> So that's what happened to me.  :(
21:40 < Mercster> probably
21:41 <@m0j0-j0j0> I've got to go turn the lizard light on.. bbiaf
21:42 <@Catonic> dasunt: last night I think.
21:44 < Mercster> haha http://www.ireallyshouldstudy.com/images/happy1.jpg
21:44 <@dasunt> Catonic: No, its spiffier todcay.
21:45 <@dasunt> http://www.flickr.com/photos/tsunad/3089949719/sizes/o/
21:45 <@dasunt> http://www.flickr.com/photos/tsunad/3089949703/sizes/o/
21:45 < peaches84> hey cat
21:45 <@Catonic> peaches84: Catonic please.
21:46 <@Catonic> dasunt: I'm missing something here. Please point it out
21:47 <@Catonic> I see white stuff on the bike.
21:47 <@Catonic> and it's not cocaine.
21:49 <@Catonic> peaches84: and hello.
21:49 <@Catonic> how are you?
21:50 < Mercster> lol
21:50 <@dasunt> Catonic: It's something that Minnesotans dreamed up to keep other people out.
21:51 <@dasunt> Oddly, Canuckistanis seem immune.
21:54 < Mercster> snow :(
21:55 <@Catonic> dasunt: yeah, but they've mounted an offensive in the south eastern us and infilitrated our society
21:58 <@dasunt> They promised to liberate Minnesota and bring free healthcare, but they haven't yet.  :(
22:04 <@sdodson> m0j0-j0j0: what up son?
22:04 <@m0j0-j0j0> son?
22:04 <@m0j0-j0j0> anyways
22:04 <@sdodson> word
22:04 <@m0j0-j0j0> I've been on vacation
22:05 <@sdodson> m0j0-j0j0: sweet, go anywhere fun?
22:05 <@m0j0-j0j0> just FL
22:05 <@sdodson> I ended up in hipster first friday land this week.
22:05 <@sdodson> I had far too little flannel, didn't ride in on a bike, and my beard was too feeble for them.
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22:06 <@m0j0-j0j0> well, keep trying.. I'm sure with just a little more effort everyone will accept you with open arms
22:06 <@sdodson> m0j0-j0j0: It's my life long dream.
22:06 <@m0j0-j0j0> :)
22:07 <@sdodson> m0j0-j0j0: You got any good cheap pieces you need to ditch?
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22:08 <@m0j0-j0j0> since I've got back I've been up to my eyeballs in this project.. they tied everyone in the companies raise to something that I have to get done... talk about being set up to be hated
22:08 <@polerin> lol
22:08 <@polerin> yeah that sucks
22:08 <@m0j0-j0j0> sdodson: art? or are you lookin for a ho?
22:10 <@m0j0-j0j0> sdodson: we have some awesome work in and I'm sure you can afford some of it
22:15 <@sdodson> m0j0-j0j0: both
22:16 <@sdodson> our VC is based on split goals
22:16 <@sdodson> 50% overall company goals, 50% department goals
22:16 <@m0j0-j0j0> m0j0-j0j0: do I have the ho for you... she's a real dirty ho and she has the same last name as you... problem is she is old enough to be your mom
22:16 <@m0j0-j0j0> oh wait...
22:16 <@m0j0-j0j0> nevermind
22:17 <@m0j0-j0j0> ;)
22:19 <@m0j0-j0j0> seriously, I got two ladies that are looking... one of them is an art teacher at wakefield highschool
22:19 <@m0j0-j0j0> kinda a cougar, but I don't know what your deal is
22:19 <@sdodson> heh
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23:03 < Mercster> mmm linda blair
23:18 <@m0j0-j0j0> sdodson: the other girl is pretty hot but she's complicated
23:19 < Mercster> i.e. fuckin crazy
23:19 <@m0j0-j0j0> sdodson: and by complicated I mean she has a daughter
23:19 <@m0j0-j0j0> she's actully not crazzy
23:20 <@m0j0-j0j0> all the really crazy people I know are paired up
23:20 <@m0j0-j0j0> mostly with pot headss
23:20 <@m0j0-j0j0> like burn outs
23:21 <@m0j0-j0j0> not the casual "only at parties that aren't in the valley" crew
23:22 < Mercster> tennessee valley?
23:23 <@m0j0-j0j0> is there another?
23:24 <@dasunt> Starting salary for a correctional officer in New Mexico, 2001: $15,943
23:24 <@dasunt> WTF?
23:24 <@dasunt> That better be a low security prison.
23:26 <@sdodson> dasunt: That's benefits, ya know, insurance, dental, vision, bribes.
23:27 <@sdodson> That's pre benefits,
23:27 <@sdodson> Why does the internet eat whole words?!
23:27 < Mercster> "He says 'Fine'"
23:30 < Mercster> http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/87871/detail/
23:30 < Mercster> rofl
23:30 <@dasunt> sdodson: Still, that's pretty pitiful.
23:35 < Mercster>  ah, this url has all 4 innernette vids
23:35 < TelcoBob> omghax
23:35 < Mercster> http://trickfist.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=3176&Itemid=50
23:36 < TelcoBob> ive never sobered up so quick in my life, that was lame :(
23:36 < Mercster> 103 Websites on One Disc!
23:37 < Mercster> Parachute or Non-parachute
23:38 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: what happened?
23:38 <@sdodson> Mercster: OMG Adultswim content that's actually funny?!
23:39 < TelcoBob> sdodson: i dont know, but i had a bit to drink and was just chilling out ...then i was like wait...im not drunk anymore :(
23:39 < Mercster> TelcoBob: drink moar
23:39 < Mercster> sdodson: i love tim&eric
23:40 < TelcoBob> yea, well i wanted to be nice and hung over for my final tomorrow
23:40 < TelcoBob> tim&eric are ghey :(
23:40 < TelcoBob> and not the alstrowger type either
23:40 <@sdodson> I didn't know you were back in school.
23:40 < TelcoBob> like the hitler type
23:40 < TelcoBob> sdodson: yea hah
23:40 < Mercster> tim&eric are many things, among them, ghey
23:41 < TelcoBob> Mercster: i hate them, because adult swim is amazing when high, until they come on, they scare the shit out of me
23:41 < Mercster> TelcoBob: heh
23:42 < Mercster> that shit's right up my alley
23:42 < TelcoBob> sdodson: oh and ive decided to quick smokin them damn cigarettes, so that chick fury will hug me
23:42 < TelcoBob> hahah
23:43 < Mercster> TelcoBob: did you watch 'tom goes to the mayor'?
23:43 <@dasunt> Tim & Eric?  Didn't they get cancelled.
23:43 < TelcoBob> nah
23:43 <@dasunt> Damn.
23:43 <@dasunt> Well, Robot Chicken was decent tonight.
23:43 < Mercster> dasunt: fuck no
23:43 <@dasunt> Mercster: Battlestar Galactica fan?  :p
23:43 < Mercster> no
23:44 < Mercster> i dont like robot chicken either
23:44 < TelcoBob> .....
23:44 < Mercster> cornball shit
23:44 < TelcoBob> i dont even know you :( what happend to the Mercster I MARRIED ALL THOSE YEARS AGO :(
23:44 < Mercster> PEOPLE CHANGE
23:45 < TelcoBob> well i want a divorce
23:45 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: Anytime I think of her I think of that night that she sincerely asked "What's a vulva?"
23:45 < TelcoBob> sdodson: hahaha
23:45 < TelcoBob> sdodson: shes sooo cute andc innocent, i really hope nicks givin it to her good
23:45 <@sdodson> Ya, she's cool.
23:46 < TelcoBob> sdodson: even though she trys to convince me in ghey every meeting
23:46 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: We all know that's the truth.
23:46 < TelcoBob> :(
23:46 < TelcoBob> shhhh
23:47 <@sdodson> I still don't understand why phreaknic gets such a bad rap as being the gay conference.
23:48 <@dasunt> I liked the one I want to.
23:48 < TelcoBob> sdodson: because prof. holt got so drunk he made out with me, a certain friend of mine came out to Al at phreaknic....and i roomed with al
23:48 < TelcoBob> thats why it was gay
23:48 <@sdodson> Oh, I guess that makes sense.
23:48 < TelcoBob> hahah
23:49 <@Catonic> where are chick and nick from?
23:49 < TelcoBob> sdodson: thats why you go to D*C after, cause its crazysexcon
23:49 <@sdodson> Was the professor there this year?
23:49 <@sdodson> Catonic: Raleigh, we're all from Raleigh.
23:49 < TelcoBob> sdodson: nah havnt seen him in forever
23:49 <@sdodson> Raleigh fucking rocks.
23:49 < Mercster> i only remember one super gay guy at phreaknic
23:49 < TelcoBob> Mercster: Al
23:50 <@Catonic> I was talking to some texas friends about moving out there, but they .. have nothing good to say about 2600. So I hates them for it.
23:50 < TelcoBob> my big brother that touches me
23:50 < Mercster> he looked like he was from the gay matrix
23:50 < TelcoBob> Catonic: move here then cunt
23:50 < TelcoBob> Mercster: Al
23:50 < TelcoBob> :-p
23:50 < Mercster> TelcoBob: ok
23:50 <@Catonic>  The first rule of carpenter's club is: don't talk about your wood.
23:50 < TelcoBob> the smartest and gheyest man youll ever meet
23:51 <@Catonic>  The second rule of carpenter's club is: don't touch another man's tool.
23:51 <@jb7od> gay matrix lomfl!
23:51 < TelcoBob> Catonic: why are you thinking about moving?
23:54 < Mercster> Catonic is all about makin' moves
23:55 < Mercster> makin' that dirty cash
23:55 < Mercster> makin' hoez thru his pager
23:55 <@Catonic> TelcoBob: I hate working in tech
23:56 <@Catonic> and I want to chase college girls
23:56 <@Catonic> and live somewhere where the temperature doesn't suck year round
23:56 < TelcoBob> Catonic: move here buddy :-p i could help you there hah
23:56 < Mercster> east tennessee has a lovely climate
23:56 <@Catonic> shortlist is FL, Austin, NYC, SF, SJ, SoCal.
23:56 < TelcoBob> east tennesse scares me
23:56 < Mercster> i lived in nebraska/iowa for a few years
23:57 < Mercster> fuck all that
23:57 < TelcoBob> Catonic: i fucking love austin
23:57 <@jb7od> HAHA east tn.
23:57 < Mercster> cold sucks
23:57 <@Catonic> If I moved to Seattle, I'd auto-cobaininate.
23:57 < Mercster> Catonic: is that a real verb?
23:58 <@Catonic> TelcoBob: everyone was telling me I'd get my ass kicked and be trying to chase girls against 5000 guys who are more concerned about bro-rape than date rape.
23:58 <@Catonic> Mercster: it is now.
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23:58 < TelcoBob> hahaha
23:58 <@Catonic> just gotta get it published five more times.
23:58 < Mercster> heh
23:59 < TelcoBob> Catonic: i know some hot and easy latinas in miami if you move to fla
23:59 <@Catonic> I'd love to move to FL, I have a friend in the area... I just don't really like that place
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