--- Log opened Sun Nov 16 00:00:40 2008 00:07 <@aestetix> God 00:07 <@aestetix> I met this hippie today. 00:08 <@aestetix> He was living in a car on the streets of San Francisco. 00:08 < dasunt> All I asked for was some free pot. 00:08 < dasunt> You didn't have to be so fucking rude. 00:08 < dasunt> Asshole. 00:08 <@aestetix> His teeth were falling out. It was nasty. 00:08 < dasunt> I pissed on your paint job, btw. 00:12 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has quit ["*sneeze*"] 00:24 < dasunt> aestetix: Why were you in SF? 01:32 -!- droops [n=erickson@98.104.108.127] has joined #se2600 02:30 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has joined #se2600 02:30 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rattle] by ChanServ 02:33 -!- droops [n=erickson@98.104.108.127] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] 02:44 <@scort> for the prop8 rallys 02:57 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 08:28 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@c-98-233-94-192.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 08:28 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Neoteric] by ChanServ 08:43 -!- sasquatc4 [n=sasquatc@198.202.202.20] has joined #se2600 08:43 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sasquatc4] by ChanServ 08:52 -!- sasquatc4 [n=sasquatc@198.202.202.20] has quit [] 09:18 * SmthingPrductive desparately wants to ask whether it was for or against prop 8... but don't want to start a huge political argument... 09:39 -!- TelcoBob [n=TelcoBob@user-0c2h0qr.cable.mindspring.com] has joined #se2600 10:58 <@sdodson> SmthingPrductive: pussy 10:59 -!- nightcarnage [n=nightcar@c-68-52-192-120.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 10:59 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o nightcarnage] by ChanServ 11:08 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has joined #se2600 11:08 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o ShadowHntr] by ChanServ 11:09 <+SmthingPrductive> sdodson: I wish! Then playing with myself would be much more satisfying... 11:09 -!- nightcarnage [n=nightcar@c-68-52-192-120.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit ["L8r Yo"] 11:17 <@sdodson> Watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r3JSciJf5M then visit http://sun.com/ponytail 11:32 <@sdodson> Anyone know how to change the windows xp taskbar position (top, left, right, bottom) via the registry? 11:35 <@sdodson> nevermind, fixed it another way 11:36 < TelcoBob> sdodson: how goes you? 11:39 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: cold 11:40 < TelcoBob> psh it feels good outside man, how could you be cold :-p 11:43 <+SmthingPrductive> TelcoBob: you gotta hook me up with some fun today... fuuuuudge I'm bored ;) 11:43 < TelcoBob> SmthingPrductive: are you coming on to me? 0:-) 11:44 <@coil> learning perl 5th edition is good? 11:47 <+SmthingPrductive> TelcoBob: hell no dude! I want you to give me the name, cell number, and address for somebody that I can come on to ;) 11:48 < TelcoBob> hahaha 11:48 <+SmthingPrductive> female, preferrably born that way 11:48 < TelcoBob> SmthingPrductive: are you in the raliegh-durham-chapel hill area? if not you might be out of luck hah 11:48 <+SmthingPrductive> NC? I thunk you was in ATL 11:48 < TelcoBob> or atlanta, ive got some women types in atlanta 11:49 < TelcoBob> SmthingPrductive: i just back and forth depending on how i feel haha 11:49 <+SmthingPrductive> Yup. Mexican portion of Gwinnett ;) 11:49 < TelcoBob> ive been back in NC ever since ive been working though 11:49 <+SmthingPrductive> you? job? HA :-D 11:49 < TelcoBob> whats that suppose to mean :-p 11:49 <+SmthingPrductive> actually, I don't even know you... so that's not nice ;) 11:49 < TelcoBob> hahah 11:50 < TelcoBob> well the question is, do you mind herpes, cause i could set you up haha 11:50 <+SmthingPrductive> no, I don't want you to give me herpes... 11:50 <+SmthingPrductive> Anybody that carries a butt set on their belt to social functions has to be a cool dude imho ;) 11:51 < TelcoBob> hah 11:51 < TelcoBob> well you never knwo when youll need it 11:51 <+SmthingPrductive> damn right! 11:51 <+SmthingPrductive> Would be nice to have a real butt set... I got a beige box and a comair phone 11:51 <+SmthingPrductive> actually, i don't even have the comair phone anymore :-/ 11:51 < TelcoBob> SmthingPrductive: itsnot hard to get one 11:51 < TelcoBob> ive got 3 or 4 11:52 <+SmthingPrductive> yeah I know. Fry's has 'em in stock. I'm just a cheap bastard in some regards 11:52 < TelcoBob> you can either go to lowes of homedepot and spend 300 on one, or go to ebay and drop a few dollars 11:52 <+SmthingPrductive> I just dropped my wallet on my table... has $3 in it... when do I get the butt set? ;) 11:53 < TelcoBob> i proibliy spnt a combinded 30 dollars on all of them hah 11:53 <+SmthingPrductive> you bugga 11:54 <+SmthingPrductive> dude, how can a company called "Fluke Networks" remain in business? 11:54 < TelcoBob> wizardry 11:54 <+SmthingPrductive> apparently 11:54 <@rhia> just a fluke 11:54 < TelcoBob> the same way as the north carolina erection company has been operating for 100 years this year 11:54 <+SmthingPrductive> better than 'flake networks' I guess 11:55 <+SmthingPrductive> well, anybody that can keep an erection that long will certainly be patronized 11:55 < TelcoBob> the viagra commericals say you shoudl see your dopctor after 6 hours 11:56 <+SmthingPrductive> thought it was 4 11:56 < TelcoBob> SmthingPrductive: psh 4 is normal for some of us :-p 11:56 < TelcoBob> hahaha 11:56 <+SmthingPrductive> priapism (sp?). Your penile tissue starts to die after that and your penis falls off 11:57 <+SmthingPrductive> almost... 11:57 <+SmthingPrductive> sisters' ex boyfriends' father was an er doctor.. he's had to treat a few 11:57 < TelcoBob> nah i dont think it has anything to do with tissue problems, id just imagine any swellign in that area for extended trime woudl hurt 11:58 <+SmthingPrductive> That's how it was explained to me... 11:58 < TelcoBob> SmthingPrductive: he just said that so you would stop snorting his viagra 12:00 <+SmthingPrductive> Mexico city is handing out bonerpills (the medical term for that class of drug) to "improve the quality of life" 12:01 < TelcoBob> hell yea 12:02 -!- mtown_nerd [n=JHester@c-75-66-111-159.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit ["Leaving."] 12:02 -!- mtown_nerd [n=JHester@c-75-66-111-159.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 12:02 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o mtown_nerd] by ChanServ 12:11 <@sdodson> http://apina.nwpshost.com/10648.jpg 12:15 <+SmthingPrductive> holy eff 12:27 <@rhia> http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-refrigerator-moving-fail.jpg redneck qualification trial 12:29 < TelcoBob> holy shit sdodson thats the coolest thing ive seen in a while 12:30 < TelcoBob> it should be a crime killing that many honey bees though, i havent accually seen a honey bee in a the wild for the past few years :( 12:30 <@poiupoiu> holy crap! 12:31 <@coil> seen it 12:31 <@coil> pasted here the other day 12:31 <@coil> but no one listens to me 12:31 < TelcoBob> coil: stfu 12:31 < TelcoBob> :-p 12:31 <@coil> no u 12:31 < TelcoBob> :( 12:32 < TelcoBob> im really fucking hungry :( 12:32 < TelcoBob> sdodson: go get me some food 12:39 -!- Irongeek [n=adrian@unaffiliated/irongeek] has joined #se2600 12:42 -!- Irongeek [n=adrian@unaffiliated/irongeek] has quit [Client Quit] 12:45 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: ok, what do you want? 12:46 <@coil> dual wan on linux anyone? 12:46 <@sdodson> coherent question anyone? 12:47 <@coil> suck my balls anyone? 12:47 <@ShadowHntr> shut up anyone? 12:47 <@ShadowHntr> :P 12:47 <+SmthingPrductive> yes, dual wan on linux... what about it? 12:48 <@coil> it's just iptables stuff, nothing fancy? 12:49 <@sdodson> what does wan even mean these days? 12:49 <@coil> ur mom 12:52 <+SmthingPrductive> I take it to mean multiple pipes to the intarwub... 12:52 <@coil> iproute2 12:52 <@coil> thanks everyone for all your not help 12:52 <+SmthingPrductive> heh, if you just have multiple pipes, each to different places, then that's dead simple... 12:53 <@coil> two cable modems 12:53 <+SmthingPrductive> yeah, that can be... interesting 12:53 <@sdodson> coil: WTF you've not asked a single question and you expect us tomagically pull the answer to your non question out of our asses? 12:53 <@coil> with dynamic ips and etc 12:53 <+SmthingPrductive> unless you have a full mesh network and you want dynamic fail capability, then it's not dead simple 12:55 <+SmthingPrductive> 2 cable modems? inherently pointless imho (unless you have 2 different cable providers on 2 completely isolated physical links to the cable providers' office)... but sounds like you're just wanting to load balance between them 12:55 <@coil> fuck it ill use dd-wrt 13:03 -!- polerin [n=erin@71.228.216.37] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 13:03 -!- Lissa [n=lissa@71.228.216.37] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 13:03 <@sdodson> coil: ok 13:07 -!- C-P [n=HappyDan@cpe-66-74-233-196.socal.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 13:10 <@sdodson> how long does the flu generally get you down? 13:16 <@ShadowHntr> 3-7 days 13:16 <@ShadowHntr> see your doc now and see about getting some tamiflu 13:18 <@sdodson> it's a friend of mine who's got it 13:18 <@ShadowHntr> ahhh 13:18 <@ShadowHntr> tell them to see a doc now 13:18 <@ShadowHntr> the earlier they can get the tamiflu 13:19 <@sdodson> They already have. 13:19 <@ShadowHntr> the shorter the life of the infection 13:19 <@ShadowHntr> cool 13:32 < TelcoBob> holy shit, i am suck an amazing cook 13:33 < TelcoBob> such 13:33 < TelcoBob> er 13:33 < TelcoBob> hahaha 13:33 -!- tehmaeste1 [n=eric@c-71-207-216-186.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 13:33 <@rhia> freudian slip? 13:33 < tehmaeste1> sup 13:33 <@ShadowHntr> ROFL 13:33 <@ShadowHntr> :) 13:33 -!- tehmaeste1 is now known as digitalirony_hom 13:33 < TelcoBob> rhia: exactly :-p 13:34 < digitalirony_hom> anyone around huntsville happen to have any Nintendo DS homebrew equipment Like the Passme2? 13:35 < TelcoBob> passme2? 13:35 < digitalirony_hom> yeah lets you flash diff firmware to your DS 13:35 < digitalirony_hom> so you can play DS roms from a GBA flash cart 13:35 < digitalirony_hom> an other media 13:35 < digitalirony_hom> like movies etc. 13:36 < digitalirony_hom> basically turns it into a nintendo PDA/emulator lets you play SNES, nes, GBA. and DS games 13:36 < TelcoBob> are you still able to use it like a normal DS? 13:36 < digitalirony_hom> yep 13:36 < TelcoBob> thats pretty cool :-p 13:36 < digitalirony_hom> yeah 13:36 < digitalirony_hom> i have it for my old gameboy advance 13:36 < digitalirony_hom> but I want to do it to my DS 13:37 < digitalirony_hom> once you use it once, you can pretty much get rid of the hardware. unless you want to do updates etc. 13:37 < digitalirony_hom> but i think you can even do that without the hardware now 13:37 < digitalirony_hom> you just need it to install the hacked firmware the first time. 13:39 < digitalirony_hom> scratch that...I just read that you don't even need it anymore :/ but you have to get a certain kind of card which im sure cost more than the DS 14:00 -!- C-P [n=HappyDan@cpe-66-74-233-196.socal.res.rr.com] has quit ["ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.3/2008092417]"] 14:32 <@sdodson> throw your hands in the air and wave em like you just don't care 14:50 <@rhia> eh, don't care enough to 15:06 <@Catonic_lp> then drop your eyes and just stare till the floor's bare. 15:07 -!- C-P [n=HappyDan@cpe-66-74-233-196.socal.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 15:09 <@sdodson> I don't listen to enough Sonic Youth. :( 15:22 -!- remoford [n=remoford@c-68-52-72-214.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 16:00 -!- C-P [n=HappyDan@cpe-66-74-233-196.socal.res.rr.com] has quit ["ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.3/2008092417]"] 16:00 -!- maco [n=maco@ubuntu/member/macogw] has joined #se2600 16:00 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o maco] by ChanServ 16:02 -!- Drag0n [n=dragon@cpe-76-184-98-159.tx.res.rr.com] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] 16:04 -!- Drag0n [n=dragon@cpe-76-184-98-159.tx.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 16:04 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Drag0n] by ChanServ 16:08 <@Evilpig> server queues suck! 16:10 -!- maco [n=maco@ubuntu/member/macogw] has quit ["leaving"] 16:40 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has joined #se2600 16:40 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rattle] by ChanServ 16:40 <@Evilpig> http://www.iheartchaos.com/2008/11/03/here-she-is-your-miss-japanese-poop-queen-2008-pic/ 16:40 <@Evilpig> sfw but the other links off the site might not be 17:02 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 17:35 -!- digitalirony_hom [n=eric@c-71-207-216-186.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has left #se2600 [] 17:52 -!- Catonic_lp [n=cinotac@adsl-068-209-203-168.sip.hsv.bellsouth.net] has quit ["Leaving"] 17:52 -!- Catonic_lp [n=cinotac@adsl-068-209-203-168.sip.hsv.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 17:52 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Catonic_lp] by ChanServ 17:59 <@sdodson> http://www.vimeo.com/1093745 18:00 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 18:03 <@Neoteric> that's a real cvs fight 18:03 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has joined #se2600 18:03 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o ShadowHntr] by ChanServ 18:28 < TelcoBob> sdodson: you around? 18:40 -!- maco [n=maco@208-58-69-5.c3-0.161-ubr2.lnh-161.md.cable.rcn.com] has joined #se2600 18:40 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o maco] by ChanServ 19:15 -!- scort [i=coil@unaffiliated/coil] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] 19:27 * Dagmar does the Waiting-in-Queue dance 19:33 -!- hobbes615 [n=ryan@c-98-218-79-132.hsd1.dc.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 19:33 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o hobbes615] by ChanServ 19:34 -!- scort [n=some@unaffiliated/coil] has joined #se2600 19:34 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o scort] by ChanServ 20:10 <@Dagmar> Ugh. What's the name of the XP software that lets you use a second machine's display as your secondary monitor? 20:11 <@brimstone> synergy? 20:11 <@brimstone> sends the keyboard and mouse over there 20:13 <@Catonic_lp> lmfao 20:17 < AstralSin> that app rules 20:17 < AstralSin> i use it between my desktop and laptop 20:19 <+SmthingPrductive> as do I! yes, it totally rocks! 20:20 <@Evilpig> NotLarry: ping 20:21 -!- C-P [n=HappyDan@cpe-66-74-233-196.socal.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 20:21 * AstralSin bottled his beer today 20:21 <+SmthingPrductive> nice! 20:22 < AstralSin> only 3% alcohol though :/ 20:22 <@brimstone> step it up! 20:22 <@brimstone> need 60% or more 20:22 <+SmthingPrductive> heh, I got a bottle of 195-proof golden grain... 20:22 < AstralSin> i wanna make a high gravity beer next but its really expensive, gotta buy alot of malt 20:23 <+SmthingPrductive> but dude, totally worth it I'm sure 20:23 < AstralSin> it'd cost $100 for enough shit to make 5 gallons 20:28 -!- Catonic_lp [n=cinotac@adsl-068-209-203-168.sip.hsv.bellsouth.net] has quit [Remote closed the connection] 20:30 -!- Catonic_lp [n=cinotac@60-24.9-67.bham.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 20:30 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Catonic_lp] by ChanServ 20:42 <@Catonic> ew 20:42 <@Catonic> "Pecs you could motorboat" 20:45 <@Catonic_lp> Dolemite, Dagmar, around? 20:52 <@Drag0n> thats not a nice thing to say about dag and dole 20:52 -!- devemo|lappy [n=devnull@unaffiliated/devemo] has joined #se2600 20:52 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o devemo|lappy] by ChanServ 20:52 -!- devemo|lappy [n=devnull@unaffiliated/devemo] has quit [Client Quit] 20:52 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has joined #se2600 20:52 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rattle] by ChanServ 20:57 <@dc0de> why the fuck when my Father in law calls do I have to drop everything and give him support or I'm an asshole? 20:57 <@dc0de> at quarter to 10pm? 20:59 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [n=mj0j0@cpe-071-070-193-020.nc.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 20:59 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o m0j0-j0j0] by ChanServ 21:00 <@m0j0-j0j0> i need to stay off the forums 21:00 <@m0j0-j0j0> so I'm back to inflict myself on you all ;) 21:01 <@dc0de> please, I need some more shit from people tonight... 21:02 * Catonic_lp craps in a bag and throws it at dc0de 21:03 -!- dc0de_ [i=dc0de@silenceisdefeat.org] has joined #se2600 21:03 -!- dc0de_ [i=dc0de@silenceisdefeat.org] has quit [Remote closed the connection] 21:03 <@dc0de> thanks Catonic 21:03 <@dc0de> I needed that. 21:04 <@dc0de> my wife seems to think that it's my RESPONSIBILITY to support her parents efforts at fucking up their computers. 21:04 <@dc0de> yet she supports my stance that I won't even help my own parents. 21:06 * dc0de begins to publish the new book of double standards, ISO 27001-10072 21:08 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@c-98-233-94-192.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 21:10 <@Catonic_lp> dc0de: you're not the first one to notice that. 21:11 <@dc0de> ywH, i KNOQ. 21:11 <@dc0de> doh, wrong keys... 21:11 <@dc0de> yeah, I know. 21:11 <@m0j0-j0j0> install linux 21:11 <@Catonic_lp> then it becomes "I cant use the fucking computer." 21:12 <@Catonic_lp> buy them a mac and it becomes "where is that file?" 21:12 <+SmthingPrductive> I say buy him a "novelty" and tell him to go fuck himself 21:12 <@dc0de> no, this one was, I don't remember the password for the wifi, and i'm not going to spend the next two hours having them reset their hardware, connecting remotely, and reconfiguring their friggin WPA2, because they can't remember a simple set of text. 21:13 <@dc0de> SmthingPrductive: that's basically what I said to my wife. 21:14 <@dc0de> I told her, "You help him, I'm busy." 21:14 <@dc0de> she told me, "You don't have to be so rude.". 21:15 <@dc0de> clearly I did... just 30 seconds before, she told her dad that if he called my phone, I don't answer it after 9pm at night. 21:15 <@dc0de> yet she thought that I would respond to her phone when she waves it towards me? 21:16 <+SmthingPrductive> this would be the perfect "go eff yourself" novelty ;) http://tinyurl.com/64zomy (quite nsfw) 21:16 <@dc0de> I'm convinced that estrogen and peroxide are a cocktail that kills brain cells en-masse. 21:17 <@Catonic_lp> shit. it's freezing here. 21:17 <@timoguin> SmthingPrductive: Looks like a good gift to me. 21:17 <+SmthingPrductive> quit shittin' in the freezer dude... how many times we gotta tell ya 21:17 <@Catonic_lp> Do I want to drive home, or do I want to take the chance I'll go sliding off the mountain if I ride my bike to work tomorrow? 21:17 <@dc0de> that's too much money. 21:17 <+SmthingPrductive> timoguin: 30 inches of pure win! ;) 21:17 <@timoguin> Overly large. 21:18 <@timoguin> I have a 12-inch one. 21:18 <@timoguin> bwahaha 21:18 <+SmthingPrductive> double-head or solo? 21:18 <@timoguin> Double. 21:18 <+SmthingPrductive> ok, so no divide by 2 on that ;) 21:18 <@Catonic_lp> timoguin: skipped out on the triple? 21:18 <+SmthingPrductive> yeah, pretty freaking huge! ;) 21:19 <@Catonic_lp> dc0de: did you see that toy that russell bought a few years back at defcon? 21:19 <@dc0de> not sure... 21:19 <@Catonic_lp> it was like a triple strap-on.. 21:19 <@scort> hi anyone know ipv6 6-4 tunnel 21:19 <@dc0de> odd 21:20 * jb7od walks in and and back out quietly pulling the door to... 21:20 <@Catonic_lp> I *think* it was a triple. I've never seen anything like it since. 21:20 -!- dc0de [n=dc0de@c-24-131-56-242.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit ["Client Exiting"] 21:20 <@timoguin> For the lone freak girl with two vaginas and one anus? 21:21 <+SmthingPrductive> timoguin: yes... for the goatse guy 21:22 <@jb7od> timoguin: or the really big one of either.. 21:22 <+SmthingPrductive> all I'm finding are these (http://tinyurl.com/create.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexshop365.co.uk%2Fcatalog%2Fproduct_info.php%3Fproducts_id%3D3376)... 3 heads, but one way 21:22 -!- dc0de [n=dc0de@c-24-131-56-242.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 21:22 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de] by ChanServ 21:22 -!- lamp_ [n=sdsdf@springer.networkgimps.com] has joined #se2600 21:23 <+SmthingPrductive> /topic #se2600 NSFW! 21:23 <+SmthingPrductive> ;) 21:23 < lamp_> hello people 21:23 <@timoguin> I love lamp_ 21:24 < lamp_> your not supposed to tell everybody 21:24 * dc0de gets out of the way... 21:25 <+SmthingPrductive> the NSA is probably having a field day reading my google queries ;) 21:26 <@Catonic_lp> there's other people who used to be here who'd probably trip worse queries 21:26 < lamp_> I never got to meet you at the show yesterday SmthingPrductive 21:26 < lamp_> oh well 21:26 <@dc0de> Catonic_lp: did you finally get your terrorist training done? 21:27 <+SmthingPrductive> lamp_: surely walked past me several times... black "Maybe if this shirt is witty enough somebody will finally love me" shirt, popping open the door for anybody who was walking in the general direction of the lounge 21:27 <@dc0de> SmthingPrductive: that's a sad shirt... 21:28 < lamp_> ahhh, yeah, I was the guy, regrettibly, who was unable to understand the complexities of "push handle" thing 21:28 <+SmthingPrductive> dc0de: no... 'queries like dildo world discrete brown box' (looking for http://www.owensworld.com/funnyimages/files/dildo_world_big.jpg) 21:29 <+SmthingPrductive> re NSA and google ;) 21:29 <@Catonic_lp> I was thinking about that the other day... 21:29 <+SmthingPrductive> how lamp couldn't exit? or the plain brown wrapper? 21:30 <@Catonic_lp> "Hrm, a job with a clearance requirement. ... Do I really want to have the FBI/NSA/DoD crawl up my ass right now after all I've been through? Naaaah." 21:31 <@dc0de> Catonic_lp: actually, you do... you're into assplay. 21:31 <+SmthingPrductive> yeah... have them pressure wash while they're in there ;) 21:32 <@dc0de> and maybe spray a bit of shockcrete to keep the walls from collapsing. 21:32 <@Catonic_lp> and some rebar for some grip... 21:35 <@sdodson> TelcoBob: ohhai 21:36 <+SmthingPrductive> TelcoBob: watch out for the rebar and shockcrete 21:44 <@sdodson> I forgot to do laundry this weekend which means I'll wear kahkis at some smart ass at work will ask "How'd your interview go?" 21:45 <+SmthingPrductive> you mean, you don't just spray your clothes with febreeze and call them clean? 21:45 <@sdodson> Hah, I had a roommate that did that. He had never done a load of laundry in his entire life. 21:46 <@sdodson> He had one week's worth of clothes. He'd febreeze them every other weekend and go home on the other weekends to have his mom do his laundry. 21:49 -!- oddball [n=oddball@c-69-180-225-98.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)] 21:49 -!- oddball [n=oddball@c-69-180-225-98.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 21:54 < nated0g> sdodson, at my old job when we saw someone dressed up we would ask "how did the probation meeting go?" 21:54 <+SmthingPrductive> lmao! 21:55 <@dc0de> nated0g: nice 21:55 <+SmthingPrductive> nated0g: when I downstairs neighbor comes up to beat the shit out of me for waking him up, I'm going to blame you.... mmm kay? 21:55 < nated0g> warehouse slave repair shop. no one dressed up 21:55 < nated0g> sure go for it 21:56 <@dc0de> SmthingPrductive: if he comes up to beat the shit out of you, why don't you simply shoot him? 21:56 <+SmthingPrductive> I remember wearing a pair of shorts to work with my XKCD "loading" shirt... joke was that my slacks were still loading 21:56 <+SmthingPrductive> dc0de: I fail. Not a firearm posessor 21:57 < nated0g> im sure we can find you one 21:57 < nated0g> hell even a llama 21:57 <@dc0de> SmthingPrductive: epic fail. 21:57 <@dc0de> nated0g: not a llama 21:57 < nated0g> well just came in to plug up the radio 21:57 < nated0g> better than nothing 21:57 <@dc0de> nated0g: I'd use a pellet gun first... 21:57 <@dc0de> if you're going to throw your $$ away, get a shotgun from walmart. 21:57 < nated0g> why dont u use a ruger then 21:58 <+SmthingPrductive> I rocked with a colt 45 at the shooting range a little while back 21:58 < nated0g> worse than a sat night special 21:58 <@dc0de> at least a remington 870 will work without blowing up. 21:58 <@dc0de> I'd get a ruger long before I ever fire a llama again... they're prone to going kaboom in your hands. 21:58 <+SmthingPrductive> ok, now that I look, I probably didn't rock that hard... http://picasaweb.google.com/dmcmorris.esi/DonTEffWithMeWall#5232248541056909202 21:58 < nated0g> walmart only sells the maverick 500's which is a knock off mossberg 21:59 <@dc0de> actually, I just saw an 870 express today in Walmart. 21:59 <+SmthingPrductive> I think that was at the end of the firing range... forget how long it was... 21:59 < nated0g> hmm i might have to go and see 21:59 < nated0g> thats not bad shooting 22:00 < nated0g> couple low shots but i figure a high shot is still a pretty good shot that it will damage someone 22:00 <+SmthingPrductive> was fun... would rather blow my $50 on getting blown over just blowing away some paper 22:01 < nated0g> yeah im going to find a glock 9mm, ammo is cheaper than a 40 22:02 <+SmthingPrductive> felt like my balls had more force behind their shots then a 9mm had... 22:02 < lamp_> dc0de: I understand you are a bit of a gun enthusiast.... what do you think of the AR-15 Pistol http://www.olyarms.com/index.php?page=shop.browse&category_ 22:02 < lamp_> or anyone 22:03 <+SmthingPrductive> this just came up in another channel... rocks! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm9UklULTjo 22:04 <+SmthingPrductive> quite nsfw 22:04 <@Catonic_lp> slimfast + eggnog ftw 22:08 < lamp_> yummmmmm eggnog 22:10 < AstralSin> im more a fan of rum + eggnog 22:11 <@Catonic_lp> no mas rum 22:12 < AstralSin> lame 22:12 <+SmthingPrductive> I'm with AstralSin... but hol.d the egg nog 22:12 < AstralSin> amen 22:13 < AstralSin> ever had Pyrat rum? 22:13 < lamp_> vodka shots + chase with eggnog, make sure to have videocamera ready 22:20 -!- C-P [n=HappyDan@cpe-66-74-233-196.socal.res.rr.com] has quit ["ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.3/2008092417]"] 22:32 <@Catonic_lp> that just sounds nasty 22:32 <@Catonic_lp> I'd puke after the second one. 22:37 * sdodson wonders if dvd43 is horking his dvdrw such that it only recognizes dvd media 23:03 <@m0j0-j0j0> No definitions were found for horking. 23:05 <@sdodson> m0j0-j0j0: it's bustificated 23:05 <@m0j0-j0j0> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=horking 23:06 <@sdodson> http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s7/slayer320/Untitled-5.jpg 23:07 <@sdodson> m0j0-j0j0: so what you talking about working out? are you serious or no? and when/where? 23:08 <@m0j0-j0j0> I work out all the time (even though I'm a fat ass) 23:09 <@m0j0-j0j0> I work out a planet fitness 23:11 <@m0j0-j0j0> I frequently go when I get off work (about 8PM) or before work (about 7AM) 23:12 <@m0j0-j0j0> or during lunch (some time between) 23:14 <@m0j0-j0j0> (when I'm not stuck in meetings or launching things) 23:16 < dasunt> Why are women frequently assumed to be fucking idiots? 23:17 <@sdodson> Because they just as frequently proven to be so. 23:17 <@m0j0-j0j0> sdodson: almost 23:17 < dasunt> Yah, but by other women! 23:18 <@m0j0-j0j0> women are like that 23:18 <@m0j0-j0j0> (generally) 23:18 < dasunt> Its a weird duality. 23:18 <@scort> homo 23:18 < dasunt> Argue that, for example, women shouldn't have the right to vote because they make poor decisions, and you'll get flamed. 23:19 <@scort> trolld 23:19 < dasunt> OTOH, argue that women don't deserve special protection because they are capable of making their own decisions, and you'll get flamed. 23:19 <@scort> flame me hard dasunt 23:19 <@scort> it's cold tonight 23:20 < dasunt> I'm not flaming you. 23:21 <@m0j0-j0j0> well, guys just attack each others self-esteem.. Women don't draw that line 23:22 <@m0j0-j0j0> and they can be cruel and nasty about it 23:22 < dasunt> They can. 23:22 < dasunt> Also, they tend to be much more critical of appearance. 23:23 <@NotLarry> Dagmar: you up still? 23:25 <@m0j0-j0j0> that is something I really don't understand.. If a guy does something that makes him look like an idiot.. his friends will say "it don't matter" because 23:25 <@NotLarry> scort: wtf? 23:26 <@m0j0-j0j0> if he looks like a fool it just makes you look better 23:26 <@m0j0-j0j0> wtf ftw 23:26 <@NotLarry> 21:47 Warning: Port sent with DCC request is a lowport (0, unknown) - this isn't normal. It is possible the address/port is faked (or maybe someone is just trying to bypass firewall) 23:27 <@NotLarry> 21:47 DCC SEND from scort [0.0.0.0 port 0]: ff???f? [0B bytes] requested in channel #se2600 23:27 <@NotLarry> 21:52 DCC aborted receiving file ff???f? from scort 23:27 <@scort> that is what's called an exploit 23:27 <@NotLarry> and your exploited what? 23:27 <@scort> i rooted your mom 23:27 <@m0j0-j0j0> that's what's called a fail 23:27 <@NotLarry> my dead mom? 23:28 <@NotLarry> she just lay there for you like she does for me? 23:28 <@scort> yeah it's great 23:28 <@m0j0-j0j0> she worried about her looks? 23:30 -!- sasquatc4 [n=sasquatc@12.235.127.2] has joined #se2600 23:30 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sasquatc4] by ChanServ 23:31 <@sasquatc4> yay SF, too bad its a business trip 23:34 <@m0j0-j0j0> still sounds like fun 23:35 <@sasquatc4> i guess, got all of 3 hours of sightseeing, and thats probably all ill get all week 23:37 <@m0j0-j0j0> I always enjoy being somewhere else. Even NJ 23:40 <@sdodson> spending time in jersey shore? 23:40 <@sasquatc4> its nice except im stuck inside for 9 hours a day, not exactly a vacation 23:41 <@sdodson> sasquatc4: you still with dish? 23:41 <@sdodson> dish/direct/whoever 23:41 <@sasquatc4> yea 23:41 <@sasquatc4> at plugfest 23:42 <@sdodson> Sounds like a porno. 23:42 -!- polerin [n=erin@c-71-228-216-37.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 23:42 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o polerin] by ChanServ 23:42 <@sasquatc4> hehe, just involves alot of people moving from room to room plugging devices in to each other 23:42 <@polerin> grr brb 23:42 <@sdodson> interop testing? 23:42 -!- polerin [n=erin@c-71-228-216-37.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has left #se2600 [] 23:42 <@m0j0-j0j0> sleep 6 hours that leaves 9 hours to enjoy 23:42 <@sasquatc4> yup 23:42 <@sasquatc4> mainly for hdcp, sinces its such a fucked up spec 23:43 -!- polerin [n=erin@c-71-228-216-37.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 23:43 <@sdodson> bake offs is what i've heard that called before 23:43 <@sasquatc4> ahh, dunno, but plugfest is the official name of this 23:43 <@sdodson> *nod* 23:53 < polerin> http://stevie.eclexia.net/erin/photos/heh.jpg 23:55 < polerin> that and http://stevie.eclexia.net/erin/photos/dirty_mind.jpg (ok no more.. but .. heh) 23:57 <@sasquatc4> heh, we just bought a new building next door from our office to expand, and it used to be owned by a mortgage company --- Log closed Mon Nov 17 00:00:29 2008