--- Log opened Wed Nov 05 00:00:18 2008
00:01 < eryc> i hear they voted yes to prop8 in cali
00:02 < eryc> i want to know about prop5
00:03 <@Catonic_lp> cunt
00:03 <@Catonic_lp> ok, watching buckethead is like watching the bastard child of aestetix and Shadow404
00:03 <@Catonic_lp> and a guitarist.
00:03 < eryc> http://i33.tinypic.com/zx6yi8.jpg
00:05 <@Catonic_lp> are we even remotely close to having close to final results for the election?
00:06 <@rhia> sites i've followed all seem to have stopped updating
00:06 <@Evilpig> http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/results/president/
00:06 <@Evilpig> it's been updating regularly
00:07 <@Evilpig> 78% total precincts reporting according to them
00:07 <@rhia> been watching that one, NC and FL haven't changed in a while - and nothing out of alaska at all
00:07 < eryc> mccain thinks obama won, thats all that matters
00:08 <@Catonic_lp> 94% full on AL, and 60% mccain/ 40% obama... that means that 20% of AL alone voted third party!
00:08 <@rhia> eh, electoral is over .... i'm interested in referendums and a few senate races - the last uncalled states
00:09 <@polerin> I'm going to bed
00:09 <@Catonic_lp> what's the electoral
00:09 <@rhia> um, 60 + 40 = 100
00:09 <@Catonic_lp> ?
00:09 <@Catonic_lp> hey, dammit
00:09  * Catonic_lp has been drinking 
00:09 <@Catonic_lp> anyway... what's the electoral results?
00:10 < eryc> dems have both house and senate
00:10 <@rhia> O-338   M-156
00:10 <@Catonic_lp> ouch. sucks to be a republican. I guess they got greedy... :-p
00:11 < eryc> good day to be a panhandler
00:11 <@rhia> 43 electoral votes still uncalled - but Obama definitely got past 270
00:13 < eryc> http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/11/04/bush-calls-obama-to-congratulate-him/
00:15 <@Peaches84> Hey Catonic_lp  Hey rhia
00:15 <@rhia> hey Peaches84
00:15 <@Catonic_lp> biking home in a few
00:15 < eryc> Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid will likely meet later this week with Joe Lieberman to discuss whether the Democrat-turned-Independent will be stripped of his Senate committee chairmanship
00:15 < drunkass> harry rod
00:15 < drunkass> lolollololollolollollol
00:16 <@Catonic_lp> so do I want to get a job in a bar, or at the mall.... hrm...
00:22 <@Peaches84> lol or how about a job at a bar in the mall
00:32 <+baudburn> omg omg omg
00:32  * baudburn is so happy
00:33  * baudburn crys a little
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00:56 <@Catonic> hey baudburn
01:02 <@Catonic> Peaches84: not kidding.
01:03 <@Catonic> there's a bar that's hiring barbacks and ID checkers, and I'm thinking about getting a job in retail hell for the fun of it.
01:14 <@Peaches84> yeah
01:15 <@Peaches84> my job is a full time deal by its self
01:15 <@Peaches84> well guys i am going to go to bed night
01:24 <@Catonic> l8
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06:38  * Shadow404 begins to fill out dual citizenship papers for the U.K. as part of his escape plan
06:39 <@Shadow404> ill give the u.s. 1 year before it really starts falling apart
06:56 <@I-MOD> lol
06:57  * I-MOD might prefer switzerland
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07:13 < dasunt> The Fundraising-XKCD style lost his election.
07:13 < dasunt> Er, style guy.
07:13 < dasunt> I-MOD: Switzerland didn't give women the right to vote until the 1970s.
07:15 <@I-MOD> but they have the right to vote now, so that issue is irrelevant
07:18 < dasunt> AFAIK, it was kind of hokey that they got the right to vote.
07:18 <@I-MOD> hokey?
07:18 < dasunt> Yep.
07:19 < dasunt> The Swiss system was based on if you were willing to defend your country, you got the right to vote.
07:19 < dasunt> Instead of advocating for both the right to vote, and the responsbility to defend the country, they just wanted the right to vote.
07:19 < dasunt> Which seems a little unfair.
07:19  * dasunt shrugs.
07:19 <@I-MOD> yeah...
07:20 <@I-MOD> yay sexism!
07:20 <@I-MOD> so women get to vote regardless and men get to vote if they've served in the military?
07:21 < dasunt> I-MOD: Nope.
07:21 < dasunt> All able bodied men are conscripted for the swiss military.
07:21 <@I-MOD> meh, i'm fine with that
07:22 < dasunt> From the wiki:
07:22 < dasunt> At 17 years of age, male Swiss citizens receive a letter detailing their military obligations. At 18 years of age, they are sent marching orders to present themselves at a nearby barracks for a day of information. They are given presentations explaining the various branches of service and prerequisites for certain positions such as jet pilot (which requires two years of flight school outside of military service). Those wishing to take p
07:22 < dasunt> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_Switzerland#Conscription
07:22 < dasunt> ^- Meh, it was too long.
07:24 < dasunt> Now, perhaps I'm a hippy liberal vegan bastard, but I'm operating under the belief that women have both the physical and mental capability to participate in modern warfare.
07:24 <@I-MOD> agreed
07:25 < dasunt> So, IMO, conscription should be gender-blind.
07:25 < dasunt> Btw, the Swiss system is spiffy.
07:25 <@Shadow404> well just spoke with u.k. immagration and my situation is most definantly covered, wooot
07:26 < dasunt> Er, the swiss military.
07:26 <@Shadow404> wooooooooot
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07:52 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:52 <@Dolemite> Only 2 more days until the political campaigns for 2012 start up.
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07:56 <@M0j0-j0j0> mornin
08:04 <+nated0g_wrk> morning
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08:15 <@M0j0-j0j0> what a night
08:17 <@M0j0-j0j0> the only thing that had a problem was the only thing we thought we didn't have a worry about... everything else that we've been optimizing for the last two weeks to deal with the election load didn't have a problem
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08:22  * dasunt sighs.
08:22 < dasunt> WTF is wrong with people thinking the bill of rights is just dandy in theory, but any end run around the 2nd amendment is okay?
08:22 <@Dolemite> Man, TN is full of some booze hounds, now!  Yeee haw!  Several towns passed liquor by the drink ordinances and Smyrna (where I live) passed an ordinance to allow liquor stores.
08:22 < dasunt> Dolemite: You live in Smyrna?
08:22 <@Dolemite> I do
08:23 < dasunt> I think I've been there, but I don't remember when.
08:24 <@Dolemite> well if you've ever driven from Chattanooga to Nashville, you've passed through it
08:26 < dasunt> Ah, okay.
08:27 <@Dolemite> It's the dot on the map between Nashville and Murfreesboro that is continually growing
08:27 <@Dolemite> Antioch/Hickory Hollow Mall used to be the hot spot for the Southeast Nashville Metro area but since it turned into gangland the hot spot jumped just over the county line and now Smyrna has the big growth
08:30 < drunkass> booo
08:31 < drunkass> Dolemite: dinged 55 on the lock last night
08:31 <@Dolemite> Ouch.  Just got called to an all day meeting
08:31 < drunkass> that sucks
08:31 <@Dolemite> I hit 68 last night
08:31 < drunkass> and the rogue is 52
08:31 <@Corydon76-dig> Dolemite: guaranteed, the gangs will follow the hot spot in a couple years
08:31 < drunkass> yah i saw, youre almost thar
08:32 < drunkass> Corydon76-dig: patio primates* is the correct term
08:32 <@Dolemite> Corydon76-dig : No, Smyrna actually has the correct number of police in the area.  Metro neglected Antioch until it was too late.
08:34 <@Shadow404> anyone have the nashville is out of gas nazi parody link?
08:38 <@Shadow404> found it
08:38 < drunkass> no u
08:39 <@Shadow404> found it
08:39 <@Corydon76-dig> Dolemite: I honestly doubt the amount of police in the area has much effect on gang formation and activity
08:40 <@Corydon76-dig> Uniformed/marked cars, anyway
08:41 < drunkass> ignorant comment
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09:30 <@Catonic> nwhizzy
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09:31 <@Catonic> fuckin fucktart
09:32 < drunkass> ~minilink http://space.newscientist.com/article/dn15116-taurid-meteors-may-produce-dazzling-fireballs.html?DCMP=ILC-hmts&nsref=news6_head_dn15116
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09:52 < drunkass> lol
09:53 < drunkass> "Secret question: secret question"
09:53 < drunkass> "Secret answer: secret answer" ?
09:53 < drunkass> "Your password has been reset"
09:53 < drunkass> win.
09:53 <@I-MOD> nice
09:57 <@M0j0-j0j0> I deal with this one bank that won't tell you your secret question.
09:57 <@rhia> well, it IS a secret
09:57 <@M0j0-j0j0> rhia: exactly
09:57 <@wontonjoe> i hate mailman
09:58 <@M0j0-j0j0> rhia: "I'm sorry, but revealing your secret question would be in violation of our security policy"
09:59 <@wontonjoe> M0j0-j0j0: there is no spoon
09:59 <@M0j0-j0j0> rhia: so... at that point.. I'm not sure what the point of a secret question is
09:59 <@M0j0-j0j0> rhia: I know the answer to the secret question.. so I guess I don't need it.. I just don't see the point
10:00 <@rhia> M0j0-j0j0: easy - they had an idgit write the policy - and he probably still works for them
10:00 <@M0j0-j0j0> they always ask "what is the answer to your secret question" and as long as you get it right....
10:01 <@M0j0-j0j0> rhia: no doubt... I think I might have been talking to him on the phone
10:02 <@M0j0-j0j0> rhia: it does make me feel more secure knowing that they won't even tell people what you use as your secret question... it seems a little paranoid... but like I said.. as long as I know the answer...
10:02 <@rhia> forget the question tho - .....
10:03 <@M0j0-j0j0> rhia: well.. the answer is 42 :)
10:03 <@rhia> heh
10:03 <@M0j0-j0j0> I didn't read far enough to get to the question
10:04 <@wontonjoe> they were dislexic its always been 24
10:14 < drunkass> lol cant delete twitter updates?
10:14 < drunkass> err tweets
10:15 < eryc> ur a tweet
10:16  * sdodson hates full virt
10:16 <@sdodson> SHOW ME YOUR TWEETS BABY!
10:16 < eryc> (.)(.)
10:17 < drunkass> (  o Y o  )
10:17 <@sdodson> lame
10:17 <@sdodson> fake
10:17 < drunkass> so, theyre nice
10:18 < drunkass> (. Y .)
10:18 <@sdodson> yay!
10:18 < drunkass> is that normal enough for ya
10:18 < drunkass> haha
10:18 <@sdodson> do an o with an accent, hairy
10:19 < eryc> que habla
10:20  * Catonic goes cross-eyed and can't tell sdodson from ware
10:20 < drunkass> (`o,Y.o')
10:21 < drunkass> (     o   Y   o     )
10:21 < drunkass>          /\
10:21 < drunkass> lol
10:21 < drunkass> anty wayz~
10:22 < eryc> (       Y      )
10:22 < eryc> (   o   A   o  )
10:23 <@Corydon76-dig> stud piercing in each buttcheek?
10:23 < eryc> http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=XkoB4r9FSzY
10:24 < eryc> Really.
10:24 < eryc> -_-
10:24 < eryc> lulz
10:24 <@polerin> wow this channel is mature :P
10:26 < drunkass> polerin: maturing* just like you big girl!
10:26 < eryc> show us ur big girl
10:26 < drunkass> polerin: you didnt wave back @ the NIN show
10:29 <@polerin> drunkass: I didn't see anyone wave
10:30 <@wontonjoe> I hate mailman
10:31 <@oddball> heh... the VP just walked in, looked around, and told me to remind him that I need a bigger offices if/when we move next year.
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10:32 <@oddball> In related news: Anyone in Nashville need boxing and/or packing peanuts?
10:35 <@wontonjoe> yes we can?
10:35 < eryc> palinaspresident.us
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10:39 <@tzanger> C?W! ADE NOY EC WISA ETN?
10:40 <@brimstone> it's a code!
10:40 <@polerin> BREAK IT
10:40 <@tzanger> heh
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10:41 < drunkass> thats not a code.... shr00bz.
10:42 < drunkass> ill gif u a c0de, unm0m3nt0 p0r f4v0r
10:42 < drunkass> https://www.cia.gov/kids-page/games/break-the-code/index.html
10:47 <+nated0g_wrk> drunkass, bob the builder?
10:47 <+nated0g_wrk> or is that joe the builder?
10:47 < drunkass> GO SPEEDRACER GO GO SPEEDRACER!
10:47 < drunkass> GO SPEEDRACER GO GO SPEEDRACER!
10:47 < drunkass> GO SPEEDRACER GO GO SPEEDRACER!
10:47 < drunkass> Joe the Plumber
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10:48 < drunkass> thats not flooding....
10:48 <@rhia> exercise in futility, like keeping a white jeep wrangler clean
10:49 <@Shadow404> asking ware to act like a mature considerate individual, now thats futility
10:50 < drunkass> Shadow404: consider this, *MIDDLE DINGER*
10:50 < drunkass> ROFL dinger...
10:50 <@wontonjoe> ok mixing the cliches of black slavery america with the current political debate makes up some f'd up stories
10:50 <+nated0g_wrk> its not that hard rhia http://midsouthjeeps.com/forums/download/file.php?id=1053
10:51 < drunkass> wontonjoe: my question is, are the ppl in the projects going to keep blaming 'the man' for their problems? even tho 'the man' is one of them now
10:51 <@Corydon76-dig> I've noticed that when ware shows up on a regular basis in person, in an arena where he can be pummeled, he tends to act saner in channel
10:51 <+nated0g_wrk> and http://midsouthjeeps.com/forums/download/file.php?id=1054
10:51 < drunkass> Corydon76-dig: the big guys are my friends too, im not worried about getting pummeled at all
10:51 < drunkass> nated0g_wrk: hahaha nice
10:52 <@rhia> nated0g_wrk: it's tough to do if you actually utilize a wrangler instead of doing nothing but city driving and garage parking
10:52 <@Corydon76-dig> drunkass: or maybe it's peer pressure, but when you get heaps of criticism in person for acting like a dumbass, you do it less on here
10:52 < drunkass> Corydon76-dig: ill try to recognize when im slacking off on the lulz to compensate then ;)
10:52 <+nated0g_wrk> thats a friend of mines jeep. only white one i can think of that actually wheels it
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10:54 <@rhia> nated0g_wrk: and it's Spotless! wow, that's some mighty fine detail work
10:54 <@Corydon76-dig> rhia: do they even make a wrangler in bluish gray?
10:54 <@tzanger> wranglers are supposed to be either black or hooker red
10:54 <@Corydon76-dig> Black is also impossible to keep clean
10:54 <@tzanger> no other color is acceptable
10:55 <@tzanger> that's like the green/red/etc BMWs
10:55 <@tzanger> even silver's a silly colour on a BMW
10:55 < drunkass> Corydon76-dig: racism is no more now that we got obama
10:55 < drunkass> so tone it down a bit if you would please
10:55  * polerin sighs
10:55 <@rhia> jeeps should be camo or army khaki <g>
10:57 < drunkass> http://www.ghacks.net/2008/11/04/watch-cnn-live/
10:58 < drunkass> can haz 2 watch wif VLC as well, jus do teh saem adres
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10:58 < drunkass> I HACK IN THE NUDE
10:59 <@Corydon76-dig> Hence the hatchet wounds in his groin
10:59 < drunkass> that was the lsd
10:59 < drunkass> and the trippy squirell going4mah nutz
11:00 < drunkass> which, turned out to be a crumpled mcdonald's wrapper
11:02 <+nated0g_wrk> jeeps can be any color except pink...
11:02 <+nated0g_wrk> primer grey is even acceptable
11:03 <@Corydon76-dig> nated0g_wrk: how about magenta?
11:03 <+nated0g_wrk> in 97 came out with a similar color
11:03 <+nated0g_wrk> pretty nice looking
11:03 <@Corydon76-dig> aka "hot pink"
11:04 <@remoford> dont forget the teal
11:07 <+nated0g_wrk> cant find the color of my friends old jeep
11:08 <+nated0g_wrk> but it was the "purple" that only came on 97
11:08 <+nated0g_wrk> but his was highly modified
11:11 <+nated0g_wrk> http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/nated0g/jeepmeet002.jpg
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11:22 < Cinotac> drunkass: I IRC naked. It's really starting to annoy my coworkers.
11:22 <@Shadow404> lawl
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11:28 < Catonic_lp> I really shouldn't be listening to Pet Shop Boys.
11:28 <@Shadow404> but its so much fun
11:28  * Catonic_lp jumps on the desk and starts dancing
11:28 <@Shadow404> lawl
11:29 < Catonic_lp> I have got to get more sleep. Does anyone know if there's a condensed form of sleep I can purchase somewhere?
11:29 <@Shadow404> yeah, how about a hot piece of lead to the brain?
11:29 <@Shadow404> that usually works
11:31 < Catonic_lp> That's why I don't own a gun.
11:32 < unixfag1> modafinil?
11:33 <@Shadow404> Catonic_lp: can u get a hold of some pain pills?
11:33 <@Shadow404> like prescription strength
11:33 < Catonic_lp> Probably not.
11:33 <@Shadow404> might i recommend hydrocodiene
11:33 <@Shadow404> lawl
11:33  * unixfag1 is angry that they changed the format for alternate usernames in Pidgin's IRC plugin
11:34 < Catonic_lp> Wow. I look around at work and it seems as though the world is going up in flames.
11:34 < Catonic_lp> And you know what?
11:34 < Catonic_lp> I don't give a shit.
11:36 <@Shadow404> good man
11:37 <@Shadow404> i only give a shit, when i see that i can do something to fix somehting
11:37 <@Shadow404> otherwise, i could care less and just act like im busy or otherwise occupied
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11:47 < Catonic_lp> this is some atlas shrugged stuff...
11:48 <@polerin> Catonic_lp: flames?
11:48  * polerin blinks
11:48 < Catonic_lp> just tired of tech.
11:48 < Catonic_lp> all the smart people left.
11:49 < Catonic_lp> The average intelligence at PN at .12 BAC for the con is still higher than a summer day in Vegas.
11:50 < Catonic_lp> but the average intelligence in a modern IT shop is ... room temperature?
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11:55 <@polerin> hi you
12:04 <@M0j0-j0j0> Catonic_lp: I'd say that the average IQ of most IT shops is about room temperature.
12:04 <@M0j0-j0j0> I know we've had our share of them
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12:13 <@Evilpig> Catonic_lp: I would sell my soul to get competent help in my office so I didn't have to do it all myself
12:13 <@Evilpig> trying to train one of the new guys to operate the firewall and networking stuff but he doesn't seem to have the apptitude for it
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12:13 <+nated0g_wrk> hire me Evilpig
12:14 <@Evilpig> aptitude*
12:16  * rhia waves at Dementia 
12:16 <@Dementia> Hi rhia :)
12:17 <@rhia> make it to Grant Park?
12:17 <@rhia> you could have stood with Oprah, hehe
12:17 <@Dementia> No, I didn't want to deal with the crowds, and I didn't have a ticket for the actual event
12:17 <@Dementia> so the best I coulda done was stand around just outside and hoped to hear the speeches
12:18 <@Dementia> I watched the Comedy Central election night special from 9 to 11 and was terribly amused by Colbert :)
12:18 <@rhia> big crowds? really? <g>
12:18 <@Dementia> heh
12:18 <@Evilpig> I caught bits and pieces of that
12:18 <@Drag0n> just a little bit of a turn out
12:20 <@rhia> Indecision 08 was good  -- they know the media so well
12:21 <@rhia> favorite part, tho, was Larry Wilmore's measuring the desk skit
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12:23 <@Dementia> heh, I loved that
12:24 <@rhia> "what are you doing?""whatever i want" hehe
12:24 <@Evilpig> is fox still claiming mccain the winner?  or did they finally give up when he announced it last night?
12:26 <@Drag0n> never give up. never surender!
12:27 <@rhia> Galaxy Quest!
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13:12 <@polerin> heh
13:17 < drunkass> http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v370/219/19/180200319/n180200319_30429326_2433.jpg
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13:25 < eryc> http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/11/the_next_president_of_the_unit.html
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13:31 < Cinotac> Evilpig: I hate to say it, but if you've made it to this place and time, and you've torn a few things apart and put them back together... you're ahead of the crowd... and they will fight you for it
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13:43 <+nated0g_wrk> ok back from lunch
13:43 <+nated0g_wrk> twas good
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13:55 < drunkass> i think my boss is on drugs
13:55 < drunkass> her emails are barely comprehendable
14:05 <@Catonic_lp> and your IRC handle is drunkass... hrm... where's the problem again?
14:05 < drunkass> ahhh
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14:16 <@ShadowHntr> ahhh, the fun of sniping on ebay. :P
14:16 <@ShadowHntr> damn. tcstool isn't on.
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14:28 <@Shadow404> gah, busy day today, but at least most of its been challenging and therefore not boring
14:29 <@Corydon76-dig> It's challenging being a monkey?
14:29 <@Shadow404> at&t upgraders can fucking diaf sometimes
14:29 <@Shadow404> Corydon76-dig: at times
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14:30 <@Shadow404> ok, this line is clearly c-bit framing on both sides, they knew that, but when their upgrade work was done, they set it back to m13
14:33 < eryc> gangsta
14:34 <@Catonic_lp> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0eGe-VV7I8 <- ske's cute.
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14:35 <@Catonic_lp> crazy... it's like listening to a 22-year old enya...
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14:42 <@Catonic_lp> aestetix_: tell me she's not a new yorker.
14:42 <@Shadow404> Corydon76-dig: so i did a little digging on pricing
14:42 <@Catonic_lp> gents... I'm buying a bike.
14:42 <@Shadow404> really to complex to even quote a circuit as there are to many factors
14:43 <@Shadow404> the one with the orange fiberglass flag on the back?
14:43 <@Shadow404> and the streamers on the handlebars?
14:43 < drunkass> Catonic_lp: wut kind?
14:43 <@Catonic_lp> 250cc.
14:43 <@Corydon76-dig> Shadow404: short way of saying, "If you have to ask, you can't afford it."
14:43 < drunkass> http://royalecanoeandkayak.com/Bar Ha1.jpg
14:43 <@Shadow404> does it come with the clicky spoke thing?
14:43 < drunkass> Catonic_lp: a scooter??!
14:43 <@Shadow404> Corydon76-dig: na, i wasnt asking for me
14:44 <@Catonic_lp> No, my bike will ahve the displacement of five of Dagmar's scooters...
14:44 <@Shadow404> short way of saying, if you have to ask, u better be serius about wanting service as it takes time to write up a quote
14:44 <@Shadow404> Catonic_lp: nice
14:44 <@Shadow404> im looking at buying this 1100 cc soon
14:44 <@Shadow404> in my price range
14:44 <@Corydon76-dig> Shadow404: we know it's cheaper in bulk or if you can find a cheaper competitor.  Find out what the price is of a single T1 delivered, assuming no other services, data only.
14:44 <@Shadow404> its a 2005
14:45 <@Shadow404> Corydon76-dig: what sorta commit?
14:45 <@Shadow404> maybe i can get a rough number
14:45 <@Corydon76-dig> Shadow404: say, month-to-month
14:45 <@Shadow404> nah, bandwidth commit
14:45 < drunkass> LOL NO UR A TOWEL
14:45 <@Shadow404> uncapped t1?
14:45 < drunkass> toweliehed
14:45 <@Corydon76-dig> Yeah, uncapped
14:45 <@Shadow404> burstable?
14:45 <@Shadow404> and to what?
14:45 < drunkass> uncapped cause you ate all the caps
14:46 <@Corydon76-dig> It's a T1.  There's only so much you can push down that pipe
14:46 < drunkass> and now youre stumbling around in the backyard laughing at the aliens underground
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14:46 <@Shadow404> yeah, but we can have a bundled t1
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14:46 <@Corydon76-dig> We're not talking a fiber link with a T1 worth of bandwidth.  We're talking an actual T1.
14:46 < drunkass> /script load autorejoin.pl
14:46 <@Catonic_lp> fibre loops still $6K a monthg?
14:46 <@Shadow404> ok, hard t1, gotcha
14:46 <@Shadow404> from where to where?
14:47 <@Shadow404> your location to our pop?
14:47 <@Corydon76-dig> Yes
14:47 <@Catonic_lp> no, to corydon's pop =)
14:47 <@Shadow404> antioch?
14:47 <@Corydon76-dig> Sure
14:47 <@Catonic_lp> wait... corydon... Shadow404 ... pop...
14:47  * Catonic_lp squicks
14:47 <@Shadow404> ok, ill see what i can find
14:47 <@Shadow404> Catonic_lp: that deserves a diaf
14:48 < drunkass> Catonic_lp: gayest. song. ever.
14:48 <@Catonic_lp> I'll take a ifygfita. =p
14:52 <@polerin> glrrr
14:52 <@polerin> where did the damn thumbscrew go
14:52 <@ShadowHntr> Catonic_lp: that anything like a fika?
14:53 <@Catonic_lp> ficus? No, I think my coworker is more of a plum tree.
14:57 <@rhia> Catonic_lp: think she sounds more like Sarah Brightman than Enya
14:59 <@SkyDog_> Mirage: You around?
14:59 <@Catonic_lp> yeah, but maynard doesn't vary the tone that much
15:00 <@ShadowHntr> Catonic_lp: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fika
15:00 <@Catonic_lp> no
15:00 <@Catonic_lp> unless you call what I did with your girlfriend a "fika"
15:00 <@rhia> lost me on the maynard connection of Rossum and Brightman
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15:01 <@ShadowHntr> Catonic_lp: you mean i have a girlfriend? i must have *really* been out of it last time i smoked up ;)
15:01 <@Catonic_lp> it's become annoying to me to hear someone who is a "great singer" and you hear them vocally vary pitch over a range rapidly.
15:02 <@Catonic_lp> maynard, IMO, actually holds a note.... or bends it subtly
15:02 <@critch> well crap, Michael Crichton Dies http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/11/05/print/main4575403.shtml
15:02 <@Dolemite> Man, what a long meeting
15:03 <@Dolemite> It seriously cut into my webcomic and gossip page reading today
15:03 <@rhia> k... i agree on maynards ability, but still don't see what he has to do with the female voice comparisons
15:04 <@Catonic_lp> brightman's voice grates on my nerves
15:04 <@Catonic_lp> she's pretty... I just don't find her attractive... and therefore give a rats ass about her ability to sing =)
15:06 <@rhia> Rossum and Brightman are both trained operatics - (not a big fan of opera myself) Enya and McKennitt just have the voice
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15:07 <@Catonic_lp> I didn't pay that much attention to Rossum.
15:08 <@rhia> she's the youtube you posted, heh
15:08 <@Catonic_lp> for all I care, Rossum is just another UES slut...
15:10 <@Shadow404> omg, i hate people that have attitudes otp when u can barely understand their broken english
15:10 <@Shadow404> first chance i get i just end the call
15:10 <@Shadow404> ok, all set, thx, bye
15:11 <@Catonic_lp> yeah, usually just handle those by email
15:11 <@Catonic_lp> I had a coworker at the end of the hall once that was like that... Korean...
15:11 <@Catonic_lp> you had to ask him questions in negative logic so he'd tell you "no" while nodding.
15:12 <@Shadow404> lawl
15:12 <@Shadow404> yeah, but this was a request for the customer portal password
15:12 <@Shadow404> so cant do it via email
15:20 <+nated0g_wrk> Shadow404, DIAF
15:21  * nated0g_wrk awaits
15:22  * Shadow404 kicks nated0g_wrk in the nads
15:22 <+nated0g_wrk> ha
15:22 <+nated0g_wrk> havent heard that in a couple days thought id bring it back
15:22 <@Shadow404> i said it a couple of times already
15:22 <@Shadow404> geez
15:25 <+nated0g_wrk> i actually work...ok not really
15:26 <@Evilpig> dell killed this server.....  AGAIN
15:27 <@Evilpig> I hate them
15:27 <@Shadow404> dell needs to diaf
15:27 <@Shadow404> nated0g_wrk: no see, thats proper usage
15:27 <@Shadow404> or this is another example
15:27 <@Shadow404> coil: diaf
15:28 <+nated0g_wrk> how did dell kill the server?
15:29 <@Evilpig> fucking with the drive array trying to fix it saying it is a software error when it is their shit hardware
15:30 <@Evilpig> two arrays in a month on this thing have kicked back as "failed redundancy" and they are telling me it's hardware
15:30 <@Evilpig> brand new drives even....  
15:31 <+nated0g_wrk> same thing is happening with my supervisors system
15:32 <@Evilpig> I just noticed in the raid 5 that the other good drive is now flashing as being bad
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15:48 < cwire> balls, i just heard michael crichton did
15:48 < cwire> died*
15:51 <@Corydon76-dig> cwire: pseudo-scientist extraordinaire
15:51 < cwire> his stuff was generally pretty entertaining
15:51 <@Corydon76-dig> Used the same fake science to resurrect the dinosaurs as he did to disprove global warming
15:52 < cwire> haha
15:55 <@Corydon76-dig> After the global warming book, I had to keep reminding people that he wrote FICTION for a living... not a scientist...
15:55 < cwire> right
15:56 < cwire> i was a fan of Prey
15:56 < drunkass> you ARE a TOWEL good sir.
15:56 < drunkass> please act like one.
15:56 < eryc> http://www.custombobble.com/20081105-personalizediphoneholder-p-1458.html
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16:18 <@ShadowHntr> cwire: that was a good book.
16:18 <@ShadowHntr> :)
16:23 < eryc> work is a lot longer without smoke breaks
16:24 < drunkass> eryc: keep on keepin on
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16:25 < drunkass>  http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r135/cbuff1/barack-obama-chill-out-got-this.jpg
16:30 < drunkass> http://apina.nwpshost.com/6109.gif
16:34 <+SmthingPrductive> http://www.weeklyreader.com/readandwriting/content/binary/EndOfInternet.jpg
16:35 <+SmthingPrductive> wait, holy crap... I remember weekly reader from first and second grade ;)
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16:41 < drunkass> lol DINKs
16:41 < drunkass> Dual Income No Kids
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16:52 <@Corydon76-dig> <drunkass> then most of you are missing out on sweet, sweet, sheep vag.
16:56 <@Evilpig> anyone ever had to restore a lotus database from tape?
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17:02 <+SmthingPrductive> heh, just found a letter stuffed in my door.. it's a report card for some student...
17:02 <+SmthingPrductive> has a 37 in statistics
17:02 <+SmthingPrductive> a 51 in language
17:02 <+SmthingPrductive> a 15 in bio
17:03 <+SmthingPrductive> how in the hell do you get a grade of 15???
17:03 <@rhia> get the teacher pregnant?
17:06 <@Drag0n> its bio, that would be a passing grade
17:06 <@Drag0n> unless its a MALE teacher
17:07 <@rhia> no, using a condom would show understanding biology
17:07 <@Evilpig> I think we are overlooking the larger issue here.  How do you have a letter about someone's grades that you don't even know?
17:08 <@Evilpig> I would think that would violate some privacy policies
17:08 <@Drag0n> someone didnt want to take it home?
17:08 <@rhia> Evilpig: student wanted badly to "lose" the report card
17:08 <@ShadowHntr> call the school and let them know?
17:08 <@Evilpig> if I wanted to "lose" a report card I wouldnt' stuff it into someone else's door
17:09 <@rhia> you might if you we're as bright as that one obviously is
17:09 <@Evilpig> I'm thinking it is really SmthingPrductive's and he's bragging about his bad grades
17:09 <@Evilpig> he could be some student.  and trying to figure out how he got a 15 in bio
17:10 <+SmthingPrductive> the address is about a mile and a half away... doesn't make sense
17:11 <@Evilpig> field trip!
17:11 <+SmthingPrductive> the "Current Grade Key" is base-100
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17:11 <@Evilpig> get your camera and go meet the dummy.  take pictures for us
17:11 <+SmthingPrductive> I was actually thinking about signing it and returning it for him ;)
17:11 <@Evilpig> we'll take bets on what the dumbass looks like.  i'm betting on preppy frat guy
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17:12 <+SmthingPrductive> "Francis J. Cabral", son of "Francisco Cabral" (based on the address)
17:13 <+SmthingPrductive> well, it is a house....
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17:26 <@Evilpig> one of my new guys generated a security alert.  heh.  Nov  5 17:08:36 : brandon.kindle : user NOT in sudoers ; TTY=pts/0 ; PWD=/home/brandon.kindle ; USER=root ; COMMAND=/bin/su
17:27 <@Evilpig> ware, dolemite, mirage, notlarry:  any of you signed onto mal'ganis right now?
17:28 <@brimstone> lol, sudo su
17:28 < eryc> did u know un'goro is a real place in africa
17:28 <@Evilpig> ineteresting
17:28 < eryc> theres a place in wow named that right?
17:28 <@Evilpig> interesting*
17:29 <@Evilpig> yes
17:29 < eryc> ya i was watching natgeo and they go there all the time
17:29 <@Evilpig> it got its name from the Ngorogoro crater in Africa... and yes it does have a volcano *hense the volcanoish thing in the middle* 
17:30 < eryc> yea thats it!
17:30 <@Evilpig> just looked it up
17:30 <@Evilpig> http://thottbot.com/v3910642
17:31 <@Evilpig> also a quest in there as a play on the name of the kevin smith movie chasing amy
17:31  * Catonic smashes random objects
17:31 < eryc> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ngorongoro_Crater
17:33 <@Catonic> But losing Crenshaw disappoints Mary Sneed, a 60-year-old retired collection agency worker better known as Moms. She has been cruising since she was a member of the Lowriding Mamas of Compton three decades ago.
17:35 < GodFix[HC]> http://www.goatse.cx/
17:35 < GodFix[HC]> they changed it
17:35 < GodFix[HC]> NOW SFW
17:35 < eryc> yarite ulie
17:36 < GodFix[HC]> norly
17:36 < GodFix[HC]> srslygoluk
17:37 <@Corydon76-dig> GodFix[HC]: if you want to see something truly gross, go to this page and click on "Nutritional Facts": http://www.selmas.com/meetthecookies.html  SFW
17:37 < GodFix[HC]> srsly though, it's not the same image
17:38 < GodFix[HC]> and it isn't gross
17:39 <@Corydon76-dig> GodFix[HC]: it doesn't look all that bad until you look at Serving Size.
17:39 < GodFix[HC]> who only eats 1/2 a cookie?
17:39 <@rhia> anorexics
17:39 <@Corydon76-dig> If you saw these things and tried to eat one, you might.
17:40 <@Corydon76-dig> The image is smaller than the actual cookie
17:40 <@rhia> colossal cookieocity .... alrighty
17:40 < GodFix[HC]> http://tinyurl.com/2h2pwe
17:40 <@Corydon76-dig> In the middle, it's approximately 1 inch thick
17:41 < GodFix[HC]> i want one of those cookies
17:41 <@Corydon76-dig> GodFix[HC]: they sell them in the Joe Muggs section of booksamillion
17:41 < GodFix[HC]> means I have to go to a BAM
17:43 < GodFix[HC]> 4. 	Chocolate Rain 	3 up, 2 down love ithate it
17:43 < GodFix[HC]> When you take a diarrhea in a water balloon and then proceed to throw/launch it at a person.
17:43 <@Corydon76-dig> Madison, Bellevue, or Mt. Juliet are the closest to here
17:44 < GodFix[HC]> Mt. Juliet then
17:44 <@Corydon76-dig> or m'boro
17:44 < GodFix[HC]> http://chris.pirillo.com/2008/11/05/mccain-defeats-obama/
17:48 <@Corydon76-dig> GodFix[HC]: btw, you have not had a real caffeine fit until you've had one of Selma's Espresso Brownies
17:49 < GodFix[HC]> I don't think I've ever had a caffeine fit, but I'll try one
17:49  * GodFix[HC] rape juices silly_sara
17:49 <@Corydon76-dig> Basically, imagine all of the water in a brownie recipe replaced with espresso
17:50 <@Corydon76-dig> GodFix[HC]: you realize she's not in here, right?
17:50 < GodFix[HC]> I'M AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
17:50 < GodFix[HC]> ....
17:50 < GodFix[HC]> Just saw her nick change
17:51 <@Corydon76-dig> In the OTHER channel
17:51 <@brimstone> that's silly
17:51 < GodFix[HC]> hmmm... I'm still getting use to irssi
17:51 <@brimstone> weechat ftw
17:52  * Corydon76-dig might get lucky again tonight... ;-)
17:52 <@brimstone> i didn't know TN had a lotto
17:52 <@Catonic> He used to be a good dog...
17:53 <@Corydon76-dig> brimstone: of course.  We have Powerball here.
17:53 <@Catonic> Now we've got to call "Lucky" by his new name... "Lump"
17:53 < GodFix[HC]> now I need to work on some hotkeys
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17:54 <@Corydon76-dig> Catonic: or you could just call him "Peaches"
17:59 <@Catonic> remind me never to play queer chicken with you.
17:59 <@brimstone> Catonic: if you need reminding for that, it's more fun not to remind you
18:00 <@Catonic> im gonna go get some starbucks.
18:00 < GodFix[HC]> I know what's going down next PN
18:00 < GodFix[HC]> muahahahaha
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18:15 <@Catonic> GodFix[HC]: you're going to feed me liquor until I turn into a mean drunk, and point me at ware?
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18:15 < eryc> http://whatever.scalzi.com/2008/11/05/well-yeah/
18:16 < GodFix[HC]> Catonic: if that's what you want
18:16 <@Catonic> I don't know what I ordered from that barista... but she was kinda cute. And it's kinda good.
18:16 <@brimstone> Catonic: Herpes, STD of the day
18:17 <@Catonic> try HPV...
18:17 <@Evilpig> it's just a cold sore.  honest
18:18 <@Catonic> Herpes doesn't go away.
18:18 <@Catonic> It just goes into remission. HPV... there's no test for guys.
18:18 <@Catonic> and it causes cancer in women
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18:27 <@M0j0-j0j0> there's a test for HPV
18:27 <@brimstone> for males?
18:28 <@M0j0-j0j0> it's part of the extended blood test that your doctor can order
18:29 <@M0j0-j0j0> I don't think my dr. orders it.. but I'm sure if I asked he would
18:30 <@M0j0-j0j0> I went in for blood work again today so when I get my results in a few days I'll let you know
18:33 <@M0j0-j0j0> doc says that my liver is working as hard as it would be if I stayed drunk all the time.. which.. I pretty much quit drinking years ago... but that's why I can't even drink at cons now (until my liver functions return to normal)
18:33 <@M0j0-j0j0> once I get that fixed chances are I'll start drinking at cons again
18:33 <@M0j0-j0j0> maybe
18:34 <@M0j0-j0j0> I'm getting old and it takes it's toll
18:34 <@M0j0-j0j0> plus all the sugar isn't good for anyone's system
18:35 <@M0j0-j0j0> I'm trying to give my body the attention I didn't when I was younger...
18:35 <@ziplock> you're soooo old....
18:35 <@brimstone> ziplock: isn't he? :P
18:35 <@M0j0-j0j0> ziplock: cut it out you whipper-snapper
18:36 <@ziplock> time for my nap
18:37 <@M0j0-j0j0> ziplock: I'm sure that you think I'm much younger than I am
18:37 <@ziplock> perhaps
18:37 <@brimstone> the curious case of benjamin button
18:37 <@ziplock> but I suspect my daughter is older than you...
18:37 <@brimstone> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421715/
18:37 <@Corydon76-dig> M0j0-j0j0: you're like 30, right?
18:38 <@brimstone> omg that's sooooooooooooooooo old
18:38 <@M0j0-j0j0> Corydon76-dig: in a few years ;)
18:38 <@Corydon76-dig> M0j0-j0j0: oh, so I'm older than you...
18:38 <@Corydon76-dig> You're a spring chicken
18:38 <@M0j0-j0j0> Corydon76-dig: no
18:39 <@M0j0-j0j0> Corydon76-dig: I don't even remember 30
18:40 <@M0j0-j0j0> genetically men in my family don't go gray until they are about 50-ish
18:40 <@M0j0-j0j0> and we don't lose our hair
18:40 <@M0j0-j0j0> and as long as I'm fat.. I won't have wrinkles
18:42 <@M0j0-j0j0> of course men in my family also can't grow a beard until they are in their mid-40s so... we just age really really slowly
18:42 <@M0j0-j0j0> we don't mature to fast either :)
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18:46 <@M0j0-j0j0> I remember being excited because a friend of mine got one of those "new pongs"
18:47 <@brimstone> 4 more years!
18:47 <@ziplock> I remember buying one of those for my daughter when she was about 7, I played with it as much as she did
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18:48 <@brimstone> ziplock: your 3rd daughter right?
18:48  * brimstone ducks
18:49 <@ziplock> the one and only
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19:02 <@M0j0-j0j0> well.. I guess I'm headed to the gym
19:04 <@M0j0-j0j0> someone hire a babysitter to keep and eye on Corydon76-dig while I'm out
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20:43 <@Peaches84> hello eveyone
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20:51 <+eveyone> hello
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21:01 <+SwordManX> michael crichton?
21:02 <@ziplock> Andromedia Strain, Jurassic Park, more....
21:05 <@sdodson> books...
21:07 -!- ShadowHntr changed the topic of #se2600 to: RIP Michael Crichton - author of Jurassic Park, The Andromeda Strain, Congo, Prey, etc.
21:07 <@dc0de> damn...
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21:09 < dasunt> Congo was a little weak.
21:11 <@dc0de> timeline, sphere, airframe, congo, Prey, Disclosure.. some of my favorites...
21:11 <@dc0de> dasunt: I agree, but it had it's moments.
21:11 < dasunt> I liked Timeline.
21:12 < dasunt> Just for pointing out that life in the middle ages tended to be short, and for the scene with the sword fight where the action was fast.
21:12 < dasunt> Never figured out why people would assume that sword fights would have slow swings.
21:12 <@sdodson> reading is hard
21:12 < dasunt> sdodson: Don't worry.  There's TV.
21:13 <@sdodson> dasunt: no i canceled tv
21:13 < dasunt> I'm about to.
21:13 <@sdodson> we're rebels you and I
21:14 < dasunt> No, I'm just going to switch to digital broadcast.
21:14 <@sdodson> ME TOO!
21:14 < dasunt> I'm channeling you.
21:14 < dasunt> :o
21:15 < dasunt> Or I'm turning into you.
21:15 <@dc0de> dasunt: I don't recall seeing the movies... I read the books.
21:19 < dasunt> I read the book, never saw the movie.
21:19 < dasunt> Only Crichton movies I've seen is Sphere, Eaters of the Dead, and the Jurassic Park ones.
21:20 <@sdodson> dasunt: That's one way to sober up.
21:27 < dasunt> I'm drunk.
21:34 <+SmthingPrductive>  /nick drunk
21:35 <@scort> thats a first
21:35 <@scort> never heard of dasunt drunk before
21:36 < dasunt> Yep.
21:36 < dasunt> Now you can ask me anything, and I may answer truthfully.
21:36 <@scort> r u gay?
21:38 < dasunt> Probably not.
21:38 < dasunt> Anything else?
21:38 < drunkass> ur drunk
21:39 <@scort> same
21:39 < dasunt> I am.
21:39 < dasunt> But I'm still fond of pussy.
21:40 <@scort> fgt
21:40 <@scort> fgt
21:40 < dasunt> The correct term for someone who likes women is 'masochist'.  :p
21:40  * scort slaps dasunt around a bit with a large trout.
21:40 <@scort> fgt
21:42 < dasunt> Btw, heard that the gays don't have a right to fall in love, get a piece of paper, and then lose 50% of their shit in California.  :(
21:43 < dasunt> http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/black_man_given_nations
21:44 < drunkass> i have a slinky thru my lip piercing
21:44 < dasunt> Why?
21:45 <@scort> piics
21:45 <@scort> or lies
21:46 < drunkass> dasunt: the question is why not
21:46 <@remoford> wear the slinky to work
21:47 < dasunt> drunkass: Stretching the piercing?
21:48 < dasunt> http://www.theonion.com/content/node/89154 <- I agree with the Florida designation.
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22:14 < drunkass> http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v334/132/71/1440015570/n1440015570_30073320_4622.jpg
22:14 < drunkass> hahaha
22:14 < drunkass> thats my buddys little girl
22:14 < drunkass> cutest pic evar
22:15 < cwire> haha passed out too much reading
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22:50  * dasunt sighs, and dies.
22:52 < dasunt> Some days, I hate humanity.
22:53 <@sdodson> dasunt: why?
22:54 <@coil> cuz homos can't get married
22:54 <@coil> that's why
22:55 <@sdodson> I agree!
22:56 < dasunt> sdodson: Because people are shit.
22:57 <@sdodson> dasunt: why do you say that?
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22:58 < dasunt> Probably a combination of me talking to someone about my ex, and that someone not believing the games that were played, and talking to someone else about their ex and not being able to tell them that it will turn out to be alright and that there are lollypops and rainbows in the end.
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23:01  * dasunt sighs.
23:02 < dasunt> The older I get, the more I understand why we need to die, because if we didn't die, if we didn't destroy the memories that scarred us, progress wouldn't be made.
23:02 < dasunt> Catonic_lp: Heya, what's up?
23:02 <+SwordManX> demonoid invites are open
23:02 <+SwordManX> http://www.demonoid.com/register.php
23:03 <@SkyDog_> http://www.hackerconsortium.com/docs/racks/  <---- About to have two racks available... who needs one?
23:03 < dasunt> I need some webspace, not a rack though.
23:03 <@Evilpig> not the kind of rack I wanna bring home
23:04 < dasunt> SkyDog_: Are those compaq racks?
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23:04 <@sdodson> dasunt: APC NetShelter according to the labeling
23:05 < dasunt> Ah.
23:05 <@sdodson> I wonder how long ago glass doors were practical in racks
23:06 <@SkyDog_> dasunt: APC.
23:07 <@Evilpig> I didn't think glass doors were practical.  I thought they just look nicer
23:08 <@SkyDog_> agreed.
23:08 <@SkyDog_> we have a shitload of racks at Vandy. They are all perfed metal, and they work fine.
23:08 <@sdodson> I'm thinking in older equipment that didn't require as much power it might have been ok.
23:08 <@SkyDog_> I think the glass just has a better finished look.
23:08 <@sdodson> I don't think you can obtain as much airflow with glass doors.
23:09 < dasunt> I prefer the grill fonts.
23:09 < dasunt> Er, fronts.
23:09 <@SkyDog_> sdodson: I agree with you. But they look better.
23:10 <@sdodson> We have some branded racks, I guess they were used for some demos or something.
23:13 <@sdodson> http://flickr.com/photos/afsilva/2439120181/
23:14 <@coil> which side on a ceramic capaciter is the positive side
23:15 <@remoford> neither
23:15 <@remoford> its the electrolytics that are polarized
23:15 <@coil> why are these schmetics referencing a + side
23:15  * dasunt pours himself a stiff one.
23:15 <@remoford> does teh schematic show |( or ||
23:16 <@coil> dasunt: please drown in your self pity then get over your self please
23:16 <@coil> |( remoford
23:16 < dasunt> I'm just pissed at someone.
23:16 <@coil> +|(
23:16 <@remoford> then thats an elecrolytic cap
23:16 <@sdodson> coil: hahahaha such words
23:17 < dasunt> Had a conversation with someone who said that she-who-shall-not-be-named must have had some evidence if she played the legal games that she did.
23:17 < dasunt> And I'm getting sick of dealing with it.
23:17 <@coil> dasunt: re last statement
23:17 <@remoford> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capacitor_(component)
23:17 <@remoford> see the chart on that page
23:17 <@coil> ugh that dude told me to get cermanic caps
23:17 < dasunt> Well, considering that people are shitheads, I think I'm going to go with the b) try to drink yourself to death option instead tonight.
23:17 <@Catonic_lp> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1885437
23:18 <@coil> not elecrolytic
23:18 <@coil> i've been trying to get this console cable working for a few days
23:18 <@Catonic_lp> possibly nsfw
23:18 <@coil> nothing but fail
23:18 <@coil> remoford: ever made a serial to ttl connection?
23:19 <@Catonic_lp> omg
23:19 <@Catonic_lp> "if it's just the tip it doesn't count..."
23:20 < dasunt> ttl?
23:20 < dasunt> Catonic_lp: Hey, you sound like my ex!
23:21  * dasunt swears, its not the tip, its the entire thing.
23:21 <@Catonic_lp> Sorry, I guess I wore her out a bit.
23:22 <@Catonic_lp> You're not supposed to go ass-to-mouth, but fuck... she had NO grip anywhere.
23:26 < dasunt> I was talking to my father this week.
23:26 < dasunt> He talked about me getting hitched.
23:27 < dasunt> He told me he knew it was a bad idea at the time, but I wouldn't have listened to him, so he left me to learn my lesson.
23:27 < dasunt> Damn him for being right.
23:27 <@Catonic_lp> that's how it is when you fall in love.
23:27 <@scort> damn you
23:27 <@Catonic_lp> BTDT, wanted to kill myself
23:28 < dasunt> I'm still not listening to him.
23:28 <@Catonic_lp> then I realized, I can fuck anything I want.
23:28 < dasunt> He advised me to find a woman, doesn't matter what skin color, race, or weight she is, as long as she's fat.
23:28 < dasunt> Er, as long as she's rich.
23:28 <@Catonic_lp> from the windows to the walls
23:28 < dasunt> He's probably right.
23:29 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: or find a man who's crazy about you and is willing to bottom
23:31 < dasunt> Corydon76-dig: Maybe.  But I do like tits.
23:31 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: my bf has tits
23:32 < dasunt> Corydon76-dig: I haven't seen manboobs that have feminine tits, but I don't really hvae a wide range of experiences either.
23:32 <@Corydon76-dig> Just think, far less crazy than your ex-wife
23:32 <@Catonic_lp> the sad part is that if I found a 10 to fuck him, he'd still think she's a whore/ho/prossy...
23:32 < dasunt> The next one would have to either put me in the hospital or in prison to beat the ex.
23:33 <@Catonic_lp> dasunt: could you at least *try* dating a stripper?
23:33 <@Catonic_lp> if you really want to feel pain... a stripper will be tame to you compared to your ex.
23:33 <@Catonic_lp> and you get to fuck her coworkers while she's at work
23:33 < dasunt> Oh?
23:34 <@Corydon76-dig> Catonic_lp: he wants a sexual partner who ISN'T crazy
23:34 < dasunt> Short of physical assault, she'd have to work at it to beat the ex.
23:34 <@Catonic_lp> he needs to get his mojo back first
23:34 <@Corydon76-dig> His ex- took it, and she ain't giving it back
23:35 <@Peaches84> hey guys
23:35 <@Catonic_lp> seriously dude... after what you've been through you could walk out of a strip club with a stripper and ...
23:35 <@Corydon76-dig> ...be beaten to death by the bouncer
23:36 <@Catonic_lp> Corydon76-dig: if I'm addicted to this, does it mean I'm gay?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M65zI9LH-as
23:36 <@Catonic_lp> sweet mary motherfuck....
23:37 <@Catonic_lp> give the boy a chance before you pull a Darth Fag on him.
23:37 <@Catonic_lp> "COME to the Dark Side... "
23:37 <@Corydon76-dig> Catonic_lp: yes, I'm afraid it does
23:37 <@Catonic_lp> lmfao
23:38 <@Corydon76-dig> Catonic_lp: you best start learning how to top guys
23:38 <@Catonic_lp> I guess that means I get to be the one straight guy in this town that knows how to dance.
23:39 <@Corydon76-dig> I think the Southern Baptists will revoke your straight card for that one
23:39 <@Catonic_lp> I really wish I'd been religious.. I had nothing to rebel against....
23:39 <@Catonic_lp> Now I just try to come to terms with my libido...
23:39 <@Corydon76-dig> You have one?
23:40 <@Catonic_lp> Yeah... it gets dangerous after a week or two.
23:40 <@sasquatc4> hmm, theres some good remixes of that track around
23:40 <@Corydon76-dig> A week or two of WHAT?
23:41 <@Catonic_lp> nothing =)
23:41 <@sdodson> must stop staying up 'till 1am
23:42 <@Catonic_lp> then it kicks in and I start staring at women like they are pieces of meat...
23:42 <@Corydon76-dig> Because if that's the case you must be around 600 weeks worth of dangerous
23:42 <@Catonic_lp> just the other night I caught myself staring at a chicks ass as she left, and said to myself: "Hrm, that reminds me of $chick's ass."
23:43 < dasunt> I'm religiou.
23:43 < dasunt> But UU-wised.
23:43 < dasunt> Which means I can't rebel.  :(
23:43 < dasunt> Short of voting for McCain.  :p
23:44 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: so which senator did you vote for?
23:44 <@Corydon76-dig> Looney or Franken?
23:44 <@Catonic_lp> Even if McCain buys the bottle service and Palin sucks the pole until she's got the scrote down to her voicebox... No, I will never vote for McCain/Palin.
23:45 < dasunt> I voted for he-who-has-cutesy-ideas-and-no-plans-on-how-to-fund-them.
23:45 < dasunt> That is, Franklin.
23:45 <@scort> pics
23:45 < dasunt> In my defense, I am Minnesotan, and thus have a tendency to vote for whoever will entertain us for the term (how do you think Ventura got elected?)
23:46 <@scort> a likely story.
23:46 < dasunt> Franklin lost.
23:46 <@Catonic_lp> Ventura kicked ass
23:46 <@scort> ace ventura: when nature calls
23:47 < dasunt> Voted against the "name-an-amendment-something-that-sounds-good" sales tax increase, which passed.
23:47 < dasunt> In theory, the sales tax increase will go towards promoting the environment and the arts.
23:48 <@Catonic_lp> I voted for ware's mom... because she knows how to treat a voter.
23:48 < dasunt> I'm a cynical bastard, so I fully expect the state to cut environmental funding, while designating any project that's remotely environmental as being eligable for the increased sales tax funds.
23:48 < dasunt> Catonic_lp: Does she have a tongue stud to give blowjobs with?
23:49 <@Catonic_lp> she has a bifuricated tongue.
23:49 <@sdodson> WTF?
23:49 <@sdodson> kill her
23:51 < dasunt> sdodson: Get blown first.
23:52 <@Catonic_lp> sage advice from the man who's dick hasn't seen the inside of a woman in two+ years.
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23:56 < dasunt> Catonic_lp: You say that like it's a bad thing.
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23:59 <@Catonic_lp> I don't remember the last time I got laid... but it's been more recently than you.
23:59 < dasunt> wait until the fear kicks in.
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