--- Log opened Tue Oct 21 00:00:18 2008 --- Day changed Tue Oct 21 2008 00:00 <@dasunt> rhia: Oh, I don't assume so. 00:00 <@dasunt> rhia: You appear to use your brain, which is different from the blog author. 00:00 <@aestetix> dasunt: I think we all know why you hate women. 00:00 < eryc> out of politics and into the kitchen i say 00:01 <@Drag0n> at least rhia has one and uses it properly. 00:01 <@maco> i think it was on there... 00:01 <@Drag0n> brain that is, i say brain 00:01 < eryc> you say brain, i hear vagina 00:02 <@Drag0n> course, im not complaining about the rest either 00:02 <@Drag0n> 00:02 <@maco> http://www.feministing.com/archives/011125.html 00:02 <@maco> there it is 00:03 < eryc> does that say fisting 00:03 <@Drag0n> eryc, no, but im sure you can find those sites as well 00:06 < eryc> k 00:07 <@Drag0n> just dont bring them to our attention 00:07 < eryc> ya well trade bookmarks later dont worry 00:07 <@rhia> maco: what's inherently wrong with that cartoon and comment is that Palin is not getting ahead Of Her Own Merit, she's been handpicked to win an election, with NO thought to the aftermath of winning or losing, for the sole purpose of strengthing the narrow far right base and trying to snag female voters 00:09 <@rhia> she would never have won a national nomination on her own this year 00:09 <@maco> rhia: oh of course not 00:10 <@maco> she's not qualified by a long stretch 00:10 <@rhia> so that cartoon - and the thought process behind the comments is completely off target 00:10 <@Catonic> I picked a hell of a time to start drinking and switch over to irc 00:10 <@Drag0n> well, the long stretch may be the only thing she's qualified for 00:11 <@maco> rhia: the comment that the glass ceiling is holding her up is on target though 00:11 <@maco> rhia: because her looks, not her mind, is certainly a big part 00:11 <@Catonic> ok... here's my beef with palin.... she doesn't even know how to use fucking birth control... 00:11 <@Drag0n> and watching her may have been the motivation for mccain to choose the "homecoming queen" to match his trophy show 00:12 <@Catonic> homecoming queen? 00:12 <@Catonic> this election is geared to be a liberal, vote-swinging clusterfuck. 00:12 <@Drag0n> Catatonic, look up her religions tenants, they are worse than catholics 00:12 <@rhia> maco: yeah, she's got a BIG redneck male following - they don't give a damn if she might end up President, they just think she's their "kinda woman" (conservative, rather easily led, easy to look at, and doesn't want women to have any of those pesky personal rights) 00:12 <@Catonic> you've got a black man and a jew running on a side that just had a woman as a chief candiate for president... 00:13 <@Drag0n> well, beauty queen 00:13 <@Catonic> and on the other side, you've got a reagan-esque old military fart and a 40 year old MILF with a tardo kid. 00:13 < eryc> tardo and preggo 00:14 -!- MudFlap [n=MudFlap@66.64.202.66.nw.nuvox.net] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 00:14 <@Catonic> who happens to be from a place midwestern enough that most of the upper states will feel a kindred spirit with... 00:14 < eryc> there is no midwest in alaska 00:14 <@rhia> Catonic: her far right religion views the pill as an abortifcant 00:14 <@Catonic> goshgollygeedontchaknow... 00:14 <@juice> hi 00:15 <@Drag0n> even when the father is the grandfather 00:15 <@maco> rhia: and i would say that, as far as the far right is concerned, she is through that supposed-glass-ceiling-thing-those-darned-liberal-feminists-are-always-on-about because her mind saying the bible is more correct than science does matter to them....nearly as much as her nice legs matter 00:15 <@rhia> and the First Dude doesn't seem the type to wear condoms 00:15 -!- scort [i=sco@unaffiliated/coil] has joined #se2600 00:15 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o scort] by ChanServ 00:15 <@Catonic> seriously... what the fuck do you expect? 00:15 <@Catonic> what else are you going to do when you're stuck inside all winter except bugger your sister? 00:16 <@maco> Catonic: internet? 00:16 <@Drag0n> no mater what member of the family he puts it in 00:16 <@maco> Catonic: i either ski or go on IRC all winter... 00:16 <@rhia> maco: the woman thinks humans walked with dinosaurs 5500 years ago .... she's pretty easily led to believe whatever authoritative men folk tell her 00:16 < eryc> like the russians! 00:16 <@Catonic> maco: I'm from middle Alabama... we can go outside without needing skis or snowshoes... 00:17 <@Catonic> rhia: holy shit, I need to meet this woman... 00:17 < eryc> russian dude #1: "you like that palin?" 00:17 < eryc> palin: "nail me harder!" 00:17 <@Catonic> "You must worship my cock. It IS the ONLY way to find SALVATION." 00:17 <@Catonic> ... 00:17 <@Catonic> I just filled the cup. 00:17 < eryc> russian dude #5: make room for me! 00:18 <@maco> rhia: but the important part is that she believes them, see? 00:18 <@rhia> Catonic: you got to get the check off from the GOP/RNC and her preacher first, then she'll believe that Gawd wants her to 00:18 <@maco> Catonic: im guessing by "alabama" you don't mean central-pennsyltucky? 00:19 <@Drag0n> nah, she likes to get nailed from a helecopter 00:19 <@Catonic> Drag0n: I'm sure it's necessary... the downdraft keeps her husband from smelling the skank. 00:19 <@rhia> maco: i want someone who reasons their way to answers, not just believes that they can know gawd's will (had 8 years of that shiit already) 00:19 <@Drag0n> if its good enough for a wolf, its good enough for a beaver 00:20 <@maco> rhia: agreed. that's not what the Religious Wrong wants though, now is it? 00:20 < eryc> the skank is for dear season 00:20 <@maco> rhia: she's obviusly just a way of pandering to them, after all 00:21 < eryc> maco: so u voting for mccain now 00:21 <@Catonic> ... 00:21 <@maco> by the way, if you haven't seen Religulous yet, it's great. particularly when the NC politician (governor or senator...forget) is interviewed 00:21 <@rhia> maco: hence her presence in this campaign ... the far reich thinks Geezuss is a'coming back any minute so what does it matter if we rape the planet and elect idiots to office? 00:21 <@Catonic> palin can pander to me any time she wants to... 00:22 <@maco> "you ain't need to pass an IQ test to be senator" (yeah, i think it was senator) then he pauses, his smile fades, and he suddenly looks horrified at the realization that he's a dumbass 00:22 <@Catonic> I want her to slap herself on the ass with a whip and say "vote for me! mhmmmmmmm!" 00:22 <@rhia> Geezuss will take all the "good'uns" and the devil will have the rest ... so what if they bring on armegeddon? they're just doing gawd's will to hurry up the rapture! 00:22 <@dasunt> I should take up skiing this winter. 00:22 <@dasunt> xcountry. 00:23 <@Catonic> dasunt: shouldn't you be out recruiting bruce schnier to hang out in #se2600? 00:23 <@Catonic> you know, since you live in the same town as him? 00:23 <@maco> rhia: http://miscellanea.wellingtongrey.net/2007/06/17/less-than-complete-faith-part-i/ 00:24 <@rhia> hehe, yep 00:24 < eryc> Catonic: why so u can act even more gay 00:24 <@maco> also good: http://miscellanea.wellingtongrey.net/2008/10/05/elect-a-president-just-like-me/ 00:25 < eryc> get a blog kthx 00:25 <@Catonic> eryc: you coming to phreaknic? 00:26 <@Catonic> ... ann visible, ann flatable, ann job... 00:27 <@rhia> maco: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/stefan-sirucek/sarah-palinif-you-dont-re_b_135760.html 00:28 <@dasunt> Catonic: Never met him. 00:28 <@rhia> not a funny, tho 00:28 <@dasunt> Should I go utterly fanboi and stalk him? 00:28 <@Catonic> dasunt: shit... I wish I knew that shit about like wide-stance and tapping the floor near the stalls when I was through there... 00:29 -!- coil [i=sco@unaffiliated/coil] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 00:30 <@dasunt> Ha ha! 00:30 <@Catonic> I forgot about that until my friend brought it up 00:30 <@dasunt> I think that works only if you're a congresscritter. 00:30 <@dasunt> Btw, what terminal did you fly into? The small one or the large one? 00:30 <@Catonic> but I was so hoping to get groped by yet another LEO 00:31 <@dasunt> I forget the names of them, but it was the main (larger) terminal that has the coil-optimized bathroom arrangements. 00:31 <@dasunt> Oh, speaking of which. 00:31 <@dasunt> I may have wandered into a gay bar today. 00:31 <@Catonic> dasunt: it's ok. SkyDog_ loved hamburger mary's until they closed it. 00:32 <@dasunt> Yep, I did. 00:32 <@Catonic> reminds me. I need to ask a guy about where those are here so I avoid them. 00:32 <@dasunt> LOL. 00:33 <@dasunt> I went in there to use the bathroom. 00:33 * Catonic collapses laughing 00:33 <@dasunt> Since the line at the bar I was going to was about halfway down the block. 00:33 <@dasunt> I was kind of wondering why the ads above the urinals were all about events at the gay bar. 00:34 <@Catonic> dasunt: you were the only one looking up... most in there probably look at thier feet. 00:35 <@SkyDog_> Hamburger Mary's rocked. 00:35 <@Catonic> well, at least half. 00:36 <@Catonic> Sorry, I'm not comfortable with myself. When I get hit on by gay guys, it freaks me out. 00:37 <@maco> aestetix: get out of my apartment building or muffle that chick 00:37 <@Catonic> maco: welcome to life with aestetix... 00:37 <@dasunt> Supposedly, the Minneapolis gay bar has the strongest drinks. 00:37 <@Catonic> he doesn't fuck in his own space... he doesn't even shit there... just sleep. 00:38 <@maco> the next-door-neighbor's girlfriend is *LOUD* in bed 00:38 <@Catonic> dasunt: have you met the average midwesterner? 00:38 <@dasunt> I am the average midwesterner. :p 00:38 <@Catonic> hell, the women make you want to drink past alcoholism... imagine what the poor queers have to put up with. 00:38 <@Catonic> dasunt: you're from TN. 00:39 <@dasunt> No, I only stayed in TN for a few years. 00:39 <@dasunt> :( 00:39 <@dasunt> I'm missing the climate right now. 00:39 <@dasunt> Not missing the ex though. 00:39 <@Catonic> dasunt: dumb cunt. You had to move back to a place where you have to shovel snow... 00:39 <@dasunt> Yep. 00:40 <@maco> rhia: that huffington post article is great. "There was a crazy idea at the time that if you wanted to play a role in the affairs of the world, you should learn a thing or two about it first." 00:41 <@dasunt> I should move out west. 00:41 <@dasunt> California or someplace. 00:41 <@Catonic> I should fuck Jessica Alba. 00:42 <@dasunt> Seriously, how the hell can I see ads above the urinal for a gay helloween party and not realize I'm in a gay bar? 00:42 <@dasunt> Am I that disconnected from the rest of humanity that I don't even try to process things that don't make sense to me? 00:42 <@maco> dasunt: you could also be on a college campus 00:42 <@Catonic> dasunt: you're from tha midwest now donchaknow... gay people are just a figment ah yer imagination nowdonchaknow? 00:43 <@dasunt> Catonic: Nah, Twin Cities has a nasty liberal streak. 00:43 <@dasunt> One of the first openly gay politicians was from this state -- he just died recently btw. 00:43 <@Catonic> sonny bono? 00:44 <@Catonic> rick santorum? 00:44 <@dasunt> Sonny wasn't man enough to be gay. 00:44 <@dasunt> And Santorum's still in the closet. 00:45 <@maco> i guess you mean other than Harvey Milk or Frank Kameny? 00:45 <@dasunt> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allan_Spear 00:45 <@Catonic> lmfao 00:45 <@Catonic> "Sonny wasn't man enough to be gay" ... lol... 00:45 < ware> Catonic: ping 00:45 < ware> what u wanted earlier 00:47 <@dasunt> he wants your lovin'! 00:48 <@Catonic> dasunt: I've been drinking. What have you been doing? 00:49 <@dasunt> Drinking. 00:49 <@dasunt> Went to a concert as well. 00:49 <@dasunt> And a gay bar, it seems. 00:50 -!- critch_ [n=critch@c-68-53-133-140.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 00:50 <@Catonic> alrighty then 00:52 <@dasunt> Considering the concert was a power metal concert, I'd probably had a better chance of getting laid at the gay bar. 00:52 <@dasunt> Although there might have been one single girl that was passibly cute at the concert. 00:53 <@Catonic> dasunt: you realize that single, heterosexual women hang out in gay bars too, right? 00:53 <@dasunt> They do? 00:54 * Catonic headdesks 00:54 <@dasunt> Really, gay bars make me slightly uncomfortable. 00:54 <@scort> dasunt, what concert 00:54 <@dasunt> I don't really have a grasp on heterosexual pickups. 00:55 <@Catonic> you think anyone does? 00:55 <@dasunt> So when it comes to possible homosexual advances, I'm totally lost on how to indicate that, nope, sorry, I'm straight. 00:55 <@Catonic> the average guy is so utterly hopeless it's unreal. 00:55 <@dasunt> scort: Edguy & Kamelot. Quite good. 00:55 <@dasunt> Catonic: I'm worse than the average guy. 00:55 <@scort> ahh 00:55 <@scort> drunk yet? 00:56 <@dasunt> Basically, I need a woman to pull down my pants and practically rape me before I pick up on the possibility that she could be interested in me. 00:56 <@dasunt> scort: Getting there. 00:56 <@dasunt> scort: Edguy is worth seeing in concert, btw. They have a good live show. 00:56 <@scort> i bet 00:56 <@Catonic> dasunt: you realize when you make it to PN next, you're going to be on you suck, right? 00:56 <@scort> why 00:57 <@dasunt> Catonic: They might have to retire that award. 00:57 <@maco> wait, you mean the talk timball does? 00:57 <@Catonic> maco: neoteric and abaddon 00:57 <@maco> ok then thatd be yes 00:58 <@Catonic> as long as it's not an award named after me... 00:59 <@Catonic> zomg, that was priceless... 00:59 <@dasunt> I'm stiff competition. 00:59 <@Catonic> love guru, before the credits... 00:59 <@Catonic> verne troyer... jsut watch tit... 00:59 <@Catonic> fuck... i can haz teh drunkykeys 01:00 <@maco> dasunt: see now, my issue with gay bars is the same as my issue with most bars...loud bad music, drunk people, the expectation of socializing in some flirtatious fashion... 01:00 <@Catonic> maco: the difference is that telling someone you're queer in a gay bar doesn't mean they'll leave you alone and you'll go home alone. 01:00 <@dasunt> I can do mindless flirting on some level. 01:00 <@dasunt> Catonic: Is that a good thing or a bad thing? 01:01 <@Catonic> is there any other kind of flirting? 01:01 -!- critch [n=critch@steven.basesys.com] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 01:01 <@maco> Catonic: isnt that the problem with flirting? the mindlessness of it? 01:01 <@Catonic> it's fucking sex.... it's something your body is hardwired to do, but no, you had to go and *think* about it... 01:01 <@Catonic> when the fucking primatives are right there... 01:01 <@maco> eh, i'll take some good in-depth conversation over flirting 01:02 <@Catonic> fuck that noise 01:02 <@Catonic> "I want to get in touch with your intellectual side... before I fuck you like the wasted grunting animal you are." 01:03 <@maco> why would you want to fuck someone that's wasted? 01:03 <@dasunt> Oh, I think too much. 01:03 <@dasunt> maco: Maybe they tell the truth when wasted. 01:03 <@maco> ok so what i really meant was talk instead of sex 01:03 <@maco> because talk is much more interesting 01:03 <@maco> sex is just...silly 01:03 <@Catonic> maco: 18-20. mmmm. 01:04 <@maco> 18-20 what? 01:04 <@Catonic> ans 01:04 <@maco> huh? 01:04 <@Catonic> years 01:04 <@maco> oh 01:05 <@maco> are you asking if im between 18 and 20? 01:05 <@Catonic> no. 01:05 <@Catonic> I have no fucking idea nor do I care how old you are.. 01:05 <@Catonic> that's a question for corydon. 01:05 <@maco> so what are you saying about 18 to 20 years? 01:05 <@maco> im confused 01:06 <@Catonic> hit 'em over the head with a frying pan, give them a few beers, and point them in my direction. 01:06 <@dasunt> Sex, in theory, can be fun. 01:06 <@maco> dasunt: whats the difference between theory and practice? 01:06 <@Catonic> Dagmar: are you just laughing your ass of at this? 01:06 -!- Hak5Darren [n=Hak5Darr@ip68-110-152-240.hr.hr.cox.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 01:07 <@Catonic> maco: theory is masturbation, practice is a handjob... 01:07 <@Catonic> on that note.. gooooood night. 01:08 <@dasunt> maco: Practice means you lose half your shit and get your reputation trashed. 01:08 <@Catonic> dasunt: no! bad dasunt! 01:08 * Catonic hits dasunt with the antipity stick 01:08 <@Catonic> it's like antipersperant 01:08 <@dasunt> I'm joking, I'm joking. 01:09 <@dasunt> The lesson to take away is never to get married. 01:09 <@maco> aw the end of the joke is "in theory, nothing, but in practice..." 01:09 <@dasunt> Or, as my father told me "today, I woke up and told my girlfiend I was going to California for the winter 01:09 <@dasunt> "She said 'fine, I won't be here when you get back'. That's okay, I can find another girlfriend. 01:10 <@dasunt> "But if I was married, she'd say 'Fine, I'm taking half your shit'. that's why you don't get married." 01:10 <@maco> or why you dont get married without a prenup 01:10 * dasunt will let #se2600 decide if this is dasunt trying to joke, or if this is the sort of family advice he gets. 01:10 <@dasunt> maco: Prenups can be broken. :/ 01:11 <@maco> or why you dont get married to a vengeful bitch 01:11 <@dasunt> I *thought* I married someone sane. 01:11 <@dasunt> In my defense, at least one of her family members thinks she's gone off the deep end as well. 01:11 <@Catonic> dasunt: dude... women are replacable. 01:13 <@Catonic> no fuckin' shit 01:13 <@Catonic> the only measuring rod in life that matters is the one you define for yourself... no one else, not us, not your parents, your neighbors, anyone.. matters except you to yourself. 01:13 <@dasunt> Women are replaceable, that is true. 01:13 <@Catonic> if you're not where you want to be in life, you need to sit down, analyze it, figure out where you want to be. 01:14 <@Catonic> when break it into little pieces that are managable goals and accomplish them, one at a time. 01:14 <@maco> so, life is procedural? 01:14 <@Catonic> you can't out evolve yourself. 01:17 * Catonic passes out. 01:19 <@dasunt> I'm not sure where I want to be. Still working on that question. 02:07 < aestetix_> Um. 02:07 < aestetix_> Ok. Channel needs to pool together and buy dasunt a hooker 02:18 <@scort> k 02:22 <@maco> aestetix_: how about one of these? http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-sarah-palin-sex-doll-now-on-sale/ 02:23 <@aestetix> that might be cheaper 02:51 -!- coil_ [i=coil@unaffiliated/coil] has quit ["leaving"] 02:55 -!- coil [i=coil@unaffiliated/coil] has joined #se2600 02:55 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o coil] by ChanServ 03:49 -!- Cinotac [n=cinotac@60-24.9-67.bham.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 03:50 -!- Catonic_lp [n=cinotac@adsl-068-209-203-168.sip.hsv.bellsouth.net] has quit [Remote closed the connection] 05:09 -!- strages [n=strages@c-68-62-216-5.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 05:09 -!- mtown_nerd [n=JHester@c-75-66-111-159.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 05:10 -!- mtown_nerd [n=JHester@fileserver.ghruaim.net] has joined #se2600 05:10 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o mtown_nerd] by ChanServ 05:10 -!- I-MOD [n=I-MOD@c-68-62-216-5.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 05:10 -!- brimstone [n=brimston@pdpc/sponsor/digium/brimstone] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 05:12 -!- BlueCopy1 [n=BlueCop@71.228.214.58] has joined #se2600 05:20 -!- strages [n=strages@c-68-62-216-5.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 05:20 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o strages] by ChanServ 05:21 -!- brimstone [n=brimston@c-68-62-216-5.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 05:21 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o brimstone] by ChanServ 05:24 -!- I-MOD [n=I-MOD@c-68-62-216-5.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 05:24 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o I-MOD] by ChanServ 05:26 -!- mtown_ner1 [n=JHester@c-75-66-111-159.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 05:27 -!- BlueCopy [n=BlueCop@71.228.214.58] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 05:43 -!- mtown_nerd [n=JHester@fileserver.ghruaim.net] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 06:48 -!- scort [i=sco@unaffiliated/coil] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 07:08 <@Shadow404> bitches and hoes! 07:19 -!- Curbob [n=curbob@12.51.122.43] has joined #se2600 07:27 <@Shadow404> so, this is just cool: http://www.bibeto.com/fun/index.php?cid=599 07:27 <@Shadow404> gonna build something similiar that delivers a poured beer to my couch 07:27 <@Shadow404> but on a much smaller scale than that expensive machine 07:31 < Curbob> use an R2 unit ;) 07:40 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 07:40 < ware> no u 07:43 * aestetix hugs Dolemite 08:04 -!- brimstone [n=brimston@pdpc/sponsor/digium/brimstone] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] 08:05 -!- brimstone [n=brimston@pdpc/sponsor/digium/brimstone] has joined #se2600 08:06 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o brimstone] by ChanServ 08:06 -!- I-MOD [n=I-MOD@c-68-62-216-5.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 08:10 -!- I-MOD [n=I-MOD@c-68-62-216-5.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 08:10 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o I-MOD] by ChanServ 08:20 <@nachoguy> mr0nin 08:21 <@I-MOD> howdy 08:21 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 08:22 <@nachoguy> yay, 2 more days of bullshit 08:22 <@nachoguy> then it's PN time 08:22 <@I-MOD> yep 08:22 <@I-MOD> i'm ready, too 08:24 < ware> rdy2lose!~ 08:24 <@nachoguy> rdy2drnk 08:25 < ware> me2 08:25 < ware> man i made that pumpkin last night at HC 08:25 < ware> then put it in the bed of my truck last night and his face broke off on the ride home 08:26 <@nachoguy> just like it's daddy 08:27 < ware> wutlol 08:27 <@Shadow404> diaf 08:28 <@dasunt> diafx2. 08:28 < ware> diafx3! 08:29 <@Shadow404> diafinfiniti 08:29 <@nachoguy> diaf^2 08:32 -!- Cinotac [n=cinotac@60-24.9-67.bham.res.rr.com] has quit [Remote closed the connection] 08:33 <@dasunt> Shadow404: I see your diaf*infinity and respond with diaf * one of those nutty alpeh signs. 08:33 <@Shadow404> fail 08:33 <@dasunt> Er, aleph. 08:33 <@Catonic> ohmefugginhead 08:34 -!- Cinotac [n=cinotac@adsl-068-209-203-168.sip.hsv.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 08:35 <@Shadow404> sigh, cant get off work friday...this puts a damper on things 08:37 <@Shadow404> earliest flight looks like 8:15pm after work...but how to get to the hotel?? 08:37 < Curbob> don't you feel a cough coming on? 08:37 < ware> Shadow404: ill come pick ya up at the airport 08:37 < ware> muwhahaha 08:38 <@Catonic> Curbob: only when I turn my head. 08:38 < Curbob> doh 08:40 <@Shadow404> hmm, 16 dollar flight from atlanta-nashville 08:40 <@Shadow404> cheaper and quicker then driving 08:41 < ware> dang nice 08:41 < Curbob> 16 dollars? wtf? 08:41 <@nachoguy> he's going to sit on the pilot's lap 08:41 <@Shadow404> giggity 08:41 < Curbob> lol 08:42 <@Shadow404> if shes female, im all game with her in MY lap 08:42 * Catonic rubs ones out 08:42 <@Shadow404> $16 is cheaper than an atlanta hoe 08:42 * Shadow404 does the same while talking to a customer 08:43 <@nachoguy> shadow404, you're going to rub Catonic while on the phone? 08:45 <@Shadow404> nah, gonna rub my own, while watching tomb raider 08:47 <@Catonic> Uplink 1 CAM test : PASSED 08:48 <@Shadow404> doh 08:49 <@Dolemite> he's not going to sit on the pilot's lap 08:49 <@Dolemite> he's going to give the pilot a hummer 08:49 <@Shadow404> doh 08:49 <@Shadow404> nah, non-rev 08:50 <@Catonic> w00t. for once I saved my own ass 08:50 <@nachoguy> yay, almost time for another 3 hour meeting 08:51 <@Shadow404> nachoguy: bleh, i know how that feels, do they speak english as a first language though? 08:51 <@nachoguy> sort of. Does touchy-feely managerial speak count? 08:51 <@I-MOD> no 08:51 <@I-MOD> it's more jibberish than english 08:52 <@Shadow404> not when i have to talk to indians and japs on the same call 08:52 <@nachoguy> yeah, they're about 2 steps short of me calling them catholic priests 08:52 <@Shadow404> thats a headache in itself 08:52 <@Shadow404> h, btw, got a roomba this weekend and so far im impressed, our house is actually clean 08:53 <@Shadow404> at least the floors 08:53 <@I-MOD> how well do roombas do on cat hair? 08:53 <@Shadow404> yeah, gotta clean the bearings every 3 cycles for cat hair though 08:54 <@Shadow404> but hey, 5 min of cleaning the robot < time spent vacuming daily 08:55 <@I-MOD> true 08:55 <@I-MOD> or i could just take a lint brush to the cats 08:55 <@I-MOD> :D 08:55 <@I-MOD> well...lint roller anyway 08:56 <@Catonic> nachoguy: catholic preists? 08:58 <@nachoguy> too touchy feely 08:58 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has joined #se2600 08:58 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rattle] by ChanServ 08:58 <@Catonic> lmfao 08:58 <@nachoguy> and on that note, away I go 09:01 -!- MudFlap [n=MudFlap@66.64.202.66.nw.nuvox.net] has joined #se2600 09:02 < ware> Dolemite: ping 09:03 -!- MudFlap [n=MudFlap@66.64.202.66.nw.nuvox.net] has quit [Client Quit] 09:06 < ware> weee MSI in teh mernin 09:11 < ware> i like my coffee black just like my metal 09:11 <@I-MOD> what i've heard of MSI isn't anywhere near metal.. 09:12 < ware> its not 09:12 <@I-MOD> much less black metal or death metal or whatever 09:12 <@Catonic> ware: I like my coffee like my women.... cold. 09:13 < ware> i also like my coffee like i like my women.... ground up and in the freezer 09:13 <@I-MOD> your freezer obviously isn't big enough 09:13 < ware> ive got 3 09:14 <@tzanger> freezers, or ground up women 09:14 < ware> freezers 09:16 <@Catonic> test 09:16 < ware> success! 09:18 -!- m-c- [n=mmm@pool-72-71-253-157.cncdnh.fios.verizon.net] has joined #se2600 09:22 <@Catonic> ware: thanks 09:24 -!- MudFlap [n=MudFlap@66.64.202.66.nw.nuvox.net] has joined #se2600 09:25 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@mail.sunlightfoundation.net] has joined #se2600 09:25 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Neoteric] by ChanServ 09:29 <@Catonic> bbiab 09:37 -!- Catonic_ [n=catonic@60-24.9-67.bham.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 09:37 -!- Catonic_ is now known as Ctonic 09:41 <@aestetix> wow that was awesome 09:41 <@aestetix> I just posted a bug report to our devs.... littered the tech stuff with jokes about pirates and being stuck on the failboat 09:41 <@aestetix> and assigned the task to my manager 09:41 <@aestetix> before reassigning it. 09:42 <@aestetix> subject of the bug report: "Aarrrgh! Shiver me timbers! You've been steering the HMS Fail! " 09:42 * Ctonic looks at the calendar 09:42 -!- Ctonic is now known as Catonic_ 09:43 <@Neoteric> aestetix: hahahaha 09:44 <@aestetix> now he's gonna get an email scaring the shit out of him 09:44 <@aestetix> he'll open it, and that's the first thing he'll see 09:44 <@Neoteric> aestetix: you heading to pn? 09:45 <@Evilpig> Neoteric: are you? 09:45 <@Neoteric> Evilpig: fuck you and your momma too 09:45 <@Neoteric> sorry... I've been trying to curse in rhyme and that was habit. 09:46 < Catonic_> catonic: you suck 09:47 <@aestetix> I wonder if I can convince my manager that circumstances forced me to temporarily relocate to asia 09:47 < Catonic_> aestetix: pm catonic so he'll ping out 09:48 < Catonic_> oh fug 09:48 -!- Catonic_ is now known as Catonic_lp 09:48 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Catonic_lp] by ChanServ 09:48 <@aestetix> Neoteric: did you see the RFC I wrote? 09:49 -!- unixfa1 [n=ryan@pdpc/supporter/professional/unixfag] has joined #se2600 09:49 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o unixfa1] by ChanServ 09:50 -!- Catonic [n=catonic@60-24.9-67.bham.res.rr.com] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 09:50 -!- Catonic_lp is now known as Catonic 09:52 * aestetix passes out 09:54 <@Neoteric> aestetix: is it RFC 1337: "Asshats on Parade"? 10:03 < ware> http://gallery.livingwithadler.com/v/phreaknic/pn+405.jpg.html 10:04 < ware> hehe so photoshop worthy 10:04 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [n=m0j0-j0j@rrcs-70-62-123-52.midsouth.biz.rr.com] has joined #se2600 10:05 < ware> Site blocked. phreaknic.wilpig.org is not allowed on this network. 10:05 < ware> This site was categorized as: 10:05 < ware> Pornography, Nudity 10:05 <@tzanger> haha 10:05 <@tzanger> damn, sign me up for phreaknic 10:07 < ware> this weekend h0 10:09 -!- Irongeek [n=adrian@unaffiliated/irongeek] has joined #se2600 10:09 -!- Irongeek [n=adrian@unaffiliated/irongeek] has left #se2600 [] 10:10 < ware> ^^leet 10:11 -!- Irongeek [n=adrian@unaffiliated/irongeek] has joined #se2600 10:13 <@Dolemite> Damn, swatch has come out with a collection of watches for the villians of James Bond... me want :( 10:14 < m0j0-j0j0> gold member? 10:15 <@Catonic> Choosey moms choose Jif. 10:15 <@Catonic> Not-so-choosey moms take it in the ass. 10:16 < m0j0-j0j0> :O 10:18 < m0j0-j0j0> ( * ) 10:20 < m0j0-j0j0> if it wasn't for all the kids .. I think I would have been an icecream man 10:20 < m0j0-j0j0> maybe a plumber 10:20 < m0j0-j0j0> Jojo the plumber 10:21 <@I-MOD> Catonic, no, Choosey moms choose Jeff 10:22 -!- m-c- [n=mmm@pool-72-71-253-157.cncdnh.fios.verizon.net] has quit ["Leaving"] 10:22 < m0j0-j0j0> choosey pervs choose jpg 10:29 <@I-MOD> but it makes it grainy D: 10:30 <@brimstone> choosey pervs choose tiff 10:30 <@I-MOD> s/tiff/uncompressed rgb/ 10:31 < m0j0-j0j0> omg.. how much do you study your porn? 10:33 < m0j0-j0j0> holy satellite image processing tools batman 10:33 <@I-MOD> gotta make sure they are worth of being in my collection :D 10:34 <@I-MOD> worthy 10:34 -!- Irongeek [n=adrian@unaffiliated/irongeek] has quit ["Leaving."] 10:35 <@Evilpig> if it's worth doing do it all the way. especially with porn 10:36 <@Shadow404> I-MOD makes a good point 10:37 <@Shadow404> i probably refine the general collection once every 2 months and the midget pron every week 10:38 <@Evilpig> god bless those little sausage fingered wonders 10:38 <@Shadow404> especially when you need a good laugh 10:40 <@Evilpig> Shadow404: scotchick doesn't eat cow right? 10:41 <@Shadow404> not cow 10:41 <@Shadow404> turkey chicken and everything else shes generally ok with 10:41 <@Evilpig> what is her malfunction? 10:41 <@Evilpig> bloody yummy bovine 10:41 <@Shadow404> she used to be vegeterian before i showed her the ways of the meat!!! 10:42 < jb7[D]> new bits/dcom(last years vundo) prostitute virus looks like windows security sheild! the question remains... who's going to be the christmas hacker. 10:43 < eryc> http://vimeo.com/2007855?pg=embed&sec=2007855 # Compromising Electromagnetic Emanations of Keyboards Experiment 10:45 < m0j0-j0j0> high quality bovine porn 10:46 < m0j0-j0j0> snuff 10:47 < eryc> http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ogEtfIdgjpY 10:49 <@Evilpig> stupid slow ass updating root servers 10:51 < ware> UR A ROOT 10:52 <@Shadow404> we always recommened 24 hours for full propogation to the root servers 10:52 -!- Hak5Darren [n=Hak5Darr@ip68-110-152-240.hr.hr.cox.net] has joined #se2600 10:52 -!- Cinotac is now known as Catonic_lp 10:52 <@Evilpig> it's been 24 hours. it replicated to most of them. but the ones network solutions controls are always slow 10:52 <@Shadow404> this is true 10:52 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Catonic_lp] by Catonic 10:53 -!- ware was kicked from #se2600 by Catonic_lp [uid != 0] 10:53 -!- ware [i=w@dont.worry.my.dick.can.reach.your.mom.over.the-web.us] has joined #se2600 10:53 < ware> you owe me a shot 10:53 < ware> of tequila, thnx 10:53 * Catonic_lp nuts on ware's face 10:53 <@Catonic_lp> ware: there's your shot. 10:54 < ware> we should do drunken geek sparring 10:54 <@Catonic_lp> ware: no, I'll kill you. 10:54 < ware> id like to beat the crap outta you 10:54 < ware> haha 10:54 < ware> hardly 10:54 <@Catonic_lp> *I'd 10:55 < ware> irc doesnt required captial letters (unless everything is caps) or apostrophes 10:55 < ware> DOESNT REQUIRED 10:55 < ware> SEE 10:55 <@Evilpig> who in here, other than ware, has more experience at getting his ass kicked while drunk? 10:55 <@Shadow404> coil 10:56 <@Shadow404> he lives in texas and acts gay most of the time 10:56 <@Evilpig> he's just acting? 10:56 < ware> http://roflrazzi.com/ 10:56 <@Shadow404> good point 10:56 -!- GodFix [n=GodFix@h69-21-239-226.69-21.unk.tds.net] has joined #se2600 10:56 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o GodFix] by ChanServ 10:58 < ware> http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/lance-bass-lacey-schwimmer-i-do-believe-i-just-tore-my-scrotum-in-half.jpg?w=400&h=400 10:58 < ware> hahaha 11:03 <@Catonic_lp> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdLmyMUjXAM 11:03 <@Catonic_lp> Evilpig: I believe I do. 11:04 <@Catonic_lp> well... I've never had a battery shoved in my ass and pictures of it posted on the internet. 11:06 < ware> ~minilink http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/weird-al-perfecting-the-art-of-lol-since-1979.jpg?w=499&h=571 11:06 <+MxZBot> http://maxiez.com/l/wordpress.com/E8zPW.jpg 11:09 -!- dc0de [n=dc0de@68-242-51-225.area7.spcsdns.net] has joined #se2600 11:09 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de] by ChanServ 11:14 <@Catonic_lp> I think I just found our corporate sponsor: http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/beaker-oh-shit.jpg?w=500&h=374 11:15 < ware> http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/brad-pitt-i-may-look-like.jpg?w=400&h=533 11:16 <@coil> no 11:17 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [n=m0j0-j0j@rrcs-70-62-123-52.midsouth.biz.rr.com] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 11:19 <@dc0de> heh, I'm in a "used bookstore" advertising free wifi, and they block ALL kinds of websites. 11:19 <@dc0de> so I switched to my sprint connection... 11:19 <@dc0de> and just downloaded tor. 11:21 <@Catonic_lp> dc0de: dns in dns routing? 11:25 -!- dc0de_ [n=dc0de@adsl-215-205-4.aep.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 11:25 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de_] by ChanServ 11:26 -!- dc0de [n=dc0de@68-242-51-225.area7.spcsdns.net] has quit [Nick collision from services.] 11:27 -!- dc0de_ is now known as dc0de 11:27 < nated0g_wrk> dc0de, congrats on the job 11:34 <@Shadow404> new job? 11:39 < nated0g_wrk> he posted up on twitter about a job 11:41 <@wontonjoe> yay 11:52 -!- dc0de [n=dc0de@adsl-215-205-4.aep.bellsouth.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 12:27 -!- dc0de [n=dc0de@c-24-131-56-242.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 12:27 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de] by ChanServ 12:28 < Curbob> dc0de, I have a free ride and an extra bed at phreaknic if you want.. no problem.. 12:28 <@dc0de> Curbob: sorry, it's not gonna happen... but I appreciate the thought. 12:29 < Curbob> let me know if ya change your mind 12:29 <@dc0de> Curbob: I may be in San Diego... 12:29 < Curbob> wow cool.. well we'll miss ya 12:29 <@dc0de> yeah, but I'm sure I'll get all the juicy details! :)( 12:30 -!- maco [n=maco@ubuntu/member/macogw] has quit [Connection timed out] 12:30 < Curbob> i still need to find someone doing a talk and add the pics of skydog with strippers to their slides 12:31 * Curbob looks towards skydog and then hides 12:37 <@Evilpig> Curbob: talk to Dolemite 12:37 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [n=m0j0-j0j@rrcs-70-62-123-52.midsouth.biz.rr.com] has joined #se2600 12:37 <@Catonic_lp> Shadow404: Frugal McDougal's is near the airport 12:44 <@dc0de> Curbob: I've got a fuckton of those pics... 12:45 <@dc0de> and I'm still mentally disturbed by them... :P 12:46 * Curbob shivers at the thought 12:47 <@coil> well it's not rape 12:50 < m0j0-j0j0> I'm so lost... but I think I'm glad about that 12:51 < Curbob> Welcome to Global Antipiracy Day (as declared by Microsoft)! 12:52 < m0j0-j0j0> they aren't ninjas 12:52 < Curbob> http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/presskits/antipiracy/map.mspx Global Anti-Piracy Day Interactive Map 12:52 -!- dc0de [n=dc0de@c-24-131-56-242.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit ["Client Exiting"] 13:01 <@Catonic_lp> my fuggin head is the hurtz 13:02 <@Catonic_lp> http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ogEtfIdgjpY 13:02 < ware> if my head looked like that 13:02 < ware> it'd probably hurt too 13:02 * coil rocks out to elton john 13:02 < ware> SHUT UP 13:02 < ware> are you coming to PN ho 13:04 <@sdodson> http://failblog.org/2008/10/20/sneaky-restaurant-fail/ 13:04 <@coil> can you feel the love tonight? 13:15 -!- ware [i=w@dont.worry.my.dick.can.reach.your.mom.over.the-web.us] has quit ["hehe watch this!"] 13:17 -!- ware [i=w@i.gotz.teh.priviledged.hackerconsortium.info] has joined #se2600 13:19 -!- unixfa1 [n=ryan@pdpc/supporter/professional/unixfag] has left #se2600 [] 13:19 -!- mode/#se2600 [+b *!*@*teh.*] by coil 13:19 -!- ware was kicked from #se2600 by coil [no misspellings allowed] 13:20 -!- mode/#se2600 [-b *!*i=w@*.nun.doesnt.even.need.a.c1itor.us] by coil 13:20 -!- mode/#se2600 [-b *!n=w@24.179.67.8] by coil 13:20 -!- mode/#se2600 [-b *!*n=w@24.179.94.*] by coil 13:21 -!- mode/#se2600 [-b *!*n=buubot@erxz.com] by coil 13:21 -!- mode/#se2600 [-b *!*@*teh.*] by coil 13:21 -!- arafatm [n=arafatm@adsl-074-189-130-147.sip.bna.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 13:21 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o arafatm] by ChanServ 13:21 -!- ware [i=w@i.gotz.teh.priviledged.hackerconsortium.info] has joined #se2600 13:21 < ware> dun h8 =/ 13:32 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [n=m0j0-j0j@rrcs-70-62-123-52.midsouth.biz.rr.com] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 13:32 <@Dolemite> yay for vendor lunches 13:33 <@I-MOD> yep 13:34 < Curbob> i'm scared.... Rudy Ray Moore, perhaps best known as Dolemite, died Sunday night of complications from diabetes, the LA Times reported today. He was 81. 13:34 < Curbob> he's talking to us from the grave 13:35 <@coil> ? 13:35 <@coil> that how he talked 13:35 <@Catonic_lp> dia-ba-beet-ees? 13:35 <@I-MOD> lol 13:35 <@I-MOD> da beetus 13:36 < jb7[D]> dahbeatus 13:36 <@I-MOD> beeeetus beeeetus beeeetus beeeetus, everyone gots da beetus 13:37 <@sdodson> hi hi 13:37 <@I-MOD> (sung to beat it by michael jackson) 13:37 <@coil> no 13:37 * Curbob leaves 13:40 <@Jagobah> =o 13:40 <@I-MOD> does that mean i win? 13:40 <@Catonic_lp> roshambo 13:49 -!- Catonic_lp [n=cinotac@adsl-068-209-203-168.sip.hsv.bellsouth.net] has quit ["Leaving"] 13:50 < ware> ASS BOTTOM BITCH 13:59 -!- dc0de [n=dc0de@c-24-131-56-242.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 13:59 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de] by ChanServ 14:01 <@sdodson> ware: settle down 14:03 <@coil> is my tourettes rubbing off on you? 14:03 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [n=m0j0-j0j@rrcs-70-62-123-52.midsouth.biz.rr.com] has joined #se2600 14:04 < ware> sdodson: pn 14:04 < ware> yes or no 14:04 < ware> or yes 14:05 <@coil> pn? y/n 14:10 < eryc> or 14:11 < eryc> / 14:15 <@sdodson> ware: no, sorry 14:15 <@coil> sdodson: lets go to the beach instead 14:15 <@sdodson> coil: OKAY! 14:15 <@coil> how far are you from the beech 14:15 <@sdodson> coil: 2 hours. 14:15 <@coil> k 14:15 <@coil> im on my way 14:15 <@sdodson> coil: k, brt 14:16 < m0j0-j0j0> it's been years since I've gone to the beach on purpose. 14:17 < m0j0-j0j0> ending up on the beach because that's the place the unlocked the trunk really shouldn't count 14:18 <@coil> hahahaahahaha 14:18 <@coil> m0j0-j0j0: sssh they still might be investigating those murders 14:18 -!- unixfa1 [n=ryan@pdpc/supporter/professional/unixfag] has joined #se2600 14:18 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o unixfa1] by ChanServ 14:20 < m0j0-j0j0> coil: oh, they aren't going to find them 14:25 <@Dolemite> For those of you who would like to see your volunteer schedule at PN, but forgot your password, I now have a password reset function online. http://www.phreaknic.info/volunteers/status.php 14:26 < ware> wuts the login page 14:26 <@Dolemite> same url 14:26 < eryc> hai my name is root can i have password 14:26 < ware> ahh ic 14:26 <@coil> whats your password eryc 14:27 < ware> Sat 16-18 Hospitality Suite 14:27 < ware> i will be drunk, just fyi 14:27 < eryc> coil: lildong 14:27 < ware> User Comments: no stations with corydon, free alcohol, 2 topless bangin hot chicks (to do whatever i command), box of q-tips 14:27 < ware> hahaha 14:28 <@Dolemite> ware : If you are unable to perform your duties, you will not get credit for the shift. 14:28 < ware> i will duty on you, and you will bring me a beer thnx 14:29 <@Corydon76-dig> If he brings you a beer, it ain't going in the top end 14:29 <@Corydon76-dig> Then again, that's a waste a perfectly good beer 14:30 < ware> okay mr pancake mix 14:30 < eryc> waffle lulz 14:30 <@Corydon76-dig> ware: you up for a demonstration? 14:30 < ware> youre a creepy old man tilghman 14:30 < ware> creepy 14:30 <@Corydon76-dig> I'll eat a pancake, if you serve as the mixing bowl 14:31 < ware> crreeeeeeeeeeppppppppyyyyyy 14:31 < eryc> hes gonna eat yer pancake 14:31 < ware> google for ud pancaking 14:31 < ware> thats what this guy does 14:31 <@Corydon76-dig> eryc: right after I mix it up 14:31 < eryc> sperm cakes 14:32 <@Corydon76-dig> eryc: you don't know the half of it 14:32 < ware> ass cakes 14:32 < ware> pancake batter that has ventured into the gay anus hamster burrow that is the colon and small intestine of a homo 14:33 < ware> and mixed up with a fat gay cock, then projected into a bowl ready to be served for all HIV seeking queer fucks 14:33 <@Corydon76-dig> ware: hence why you're the bowl 14:33 < ware> hence why i smoke my bowl, and you get none 14:33 < ware> i know where those lips have been 14:34 <@Corydon76-dig> Yeah, around my boyfriend's fat cock 14:34 <@Corydon76-dig> early morning snack 14:34 < nated0g_wrk> woah woah 14:34 <@I-MOD> you must be on atkins 14:34 <@I-MOD> :D 14:34 < nated0g_wrk> thats not what i wanted to read with my supervisor around 14:34 <@Corydon76-dig> I-MOD: heh 14:34 < ware> well dont plan on me telling you about the dry cum stain in your beard saturday morning 14:34 <@Corydon76-dig> nated0g_wrk: blame ware 14:34 < ware> rofl 14:35 < ware> you started it :P 14:35 <@Catonic> wow. 14:35 * Catonic runs out quickly. 14:35 < m0j0-j0j0> yawn 14:35 <@Corydon76-dig> ware: nope. User Comments: no stations with corydon, free alcohol, 2 topless bangin hot chicks (to do whatever i command), box of q-tips 14:36 < ware> ah youre right, whenever your name is in conversation it does lead to ass fucking and gay boys, my bad 14:36 < nated0g_wrk> like you are so innocent Corydon76-dig 14:37 < nated0g_wrk> u prob egged him on 14:37 * Corydon76-dig polishes his halo 14:37 < nated0g_wrk> did it have poop on it? 14:37 < eryc> ass juice 14:37 <@Corydon76-dig> nated0g_wrk: no, pancake mix 14:37 < ware> nated0g_wrk: are you nhammel? 14:37 < nated0g_wrk> am i what? or is it a who? 14:38 < ware> thats a who 14:38 < nated0g_wrk> pancake mix....mmmm 14:38 < ware> ROFL 14:38 < nated0g_wrk> waffle taco 14:38 < ware> read the backscroll and lulz 14:38 <@Corydon76-dig> nated0g_wrk: careful, it was mixed in ware's ass 14:38 <@coil> wow 14:38 <@coil> this is 14:38 <@coil> uhm 14:38 <@Corydon76-dig> coil: off the beaten track? 14:39 <@coil> ? 14:39 < nated0g_wrk> omg my eyes are burning! 14:39 * eryc grabs a cup 14:39 <@coil> wheres my egg wire whisk when i need it 14:39 < ware> pretty sure thats right on queue with the beaten track 14:39 < eryc> more ass juice pancakes plz 14:39 < eryc> who got the raspberry syrup 14:40 < ware> tilghman's mixing it up 14:40 < eryc> these are chocolate chips, right? 14:40 <@coil> yeah 14:40 <@coil> it's delicious 14:40 <@coil> nom nom nom 14:42 < nated0g_wrk> you people need more alcohol 14:42 <@Corydon76-dig> nated0g_wrk: are you sure we haven't had too much and let the creative juices flow too much? 14:43 < nated0g_wrk> no cuz if you have too much someone will have passed out and been violated 14:43 < nated0g_wrk> aka yall are talking too much and no action 14:44 <@coil> were busy makin pancakes 14:44 < nated0g_wrk> what about a salad shooter 14:50 < nated0g_wrk> screeching halt eh ? 14:50 <@coil> almost done.. 14:55 < nated0g_wrk> anyone use echolink? 14:56 < ware> ur mom 14:59 < nated0g_wrk> do you even know what echolink is ware? 14:59 < nated0g_wrk> if not please refrain from saying "ur mom" 14:59 < ware> no u 14:59 < ware> echolink is crap 15:00 <@coil> ur mom 15:00 <@coil> no u 15:00 < ware> no urs 15:00 <@coil> no me 15:00 < ware> ino 15:00 <@coil> k bud time 15:00 < ware> no u 15:00 <@coil> i am 15:01 < ware> k go 15:01 <@coil> rite now 15:01 < nated0g_wrk> go get buttraped by a large inmate 15:01 < ware> wow 15:01 <@coil> k 15:01 < ware> hes noob 15:01 <@coil> nated0g_wrk: i have to date rape someone first 15:01 <@coil> if it wasn't for date rape, i'd never get laid. 15:02 < nated0g_wrk> actually im not a n00b just have been out of the nashville scene for a couple years 15:02 < ware> ur comment was noob 15:02 <@coil> he's just trolling dont mind him 15:02 <@coil> trolling by 15:02 < ware> wuz not much appreciate 15:02 < ware> i only troll when im fishin foo 15:03 < eryc> ur mom is troll 15:03 <@I-MOD> i troll for moms 15:03 <@coil> no, u 15:03 < ware> i troll u momz 15:04 <@coil> !np 15:04 <@coil> no, u 15:04 < ware> lol eryc is n3td3v 15:04 <@coil> r u sur 15:04 < ware> eryc: r u comng 2 phreaknic? 15:04 <@coil> no r u 15:04 < ware> no u r not 15:04 < ware> ur high lulz 15:04 < ware> look at u 15:04 < ware> in teh faec 15:05 <@coil> not yet 15:05 <@coil> didn't even step out yet 15:05 < ware> dum faec 15:05 < eryc> u look like gold farmer 15:05 <@coil> no u 15:05 < ware> ur gold selln spamr 15:05 < ware> gtfo spam 15:05 < ware> im hijax ur citrix 15:06 < ware> jus pwnin 15:06 <@coil> stfu much? 15:06 < ware> wav ur bits, ther gon 15:07 < ware> wav ur bits, ther gon~ 15:09 < ware> ur fat. 15:09 < ware> ROFL LOL 15:11 < nated0g_wrk> well i learned something new today 15:11 < m0j0-j0j0> hahah 15:11 < m0j0-j0j0> omg 15:11 < nated0g_wrk> learned what tango uniform means 15:11 < m0j0-j0j0> ur so funny 15:11 < ware> TU ? 15:11 < ware> m0j0-j0j0: eat a cock 15:12 < nated0g_wrk> yeah tu 15:12 < nated0g_wrk> but "what" it means 15:12 < ware> 'what' does 'it' "mean" ? 15:12 < nated0g_wrk> it means tits up 15:12 < m0j0-j0j0> haha see there you go again.. how do you come up with this stuff 15:12 <@I-MOD> a tango uniform is a tux 15:12 < ware> tango is orange 15:14 < m0j0-j0j0> hahaha you are so smart 15:14 < ware> err no thats a tangerine 15:14 < ware> fuckin retard lol 15:14 <@I-MOD> i thought you were trying to say mango.. 15:14 < ware> m0j0-j0j0: youre outta left field 15:14 < ware> mango's are orangey too i think 15:15 < m0j0-j0j0> tee hee 15:15 < ware> m0j0-j0j0: (i just called you a fruit, and dumb) 15:15 < m0j0-j0j0> your just so awesome 15:15 < ware> youre* 15:15 <@I-MOD> you're* 15:15 < m0j0-j0j0> and smart 15:16 < ware> irc doesnt require apostrophes 15:16 <@I-MOD> I disagree. 15:16 < ware> most here know the difference between your and youre 15:16 <@Corydon76-dig> I also disagree. 15:16 < ware> show me in the RFC where it says puncuation is required 15:16 <@Corydon76-dig> Correct spelling is also required. 15:17 <@I-MOD> That RFC is called the grammar of the English language. 15:17 < ware> so you have you speak english to irc? 15:17 <@Corydon76-dig> It also is in contradiction to Jon Postel's rules: "be liberal in what you accept and conservative in what you send." 15:17 < ware> proper* english 15:18 < ware> jon postel is a homo too 15:18 <@Corydon76-dig> And Jon Postel's rules are the foundation for all RFCs. 15:18 < ware> youre a RFC foundation 15:18 <@I-MOD> I think Corydon76-dig just won. 15:18 < ware> i think so too 15:18 < ware> lol 15:18 < m0j0-j0j0> Really Fine Chicks? 15:19 <@Corydon76-dig> m0j0-j0j0: Request For Copulation 15:19 < ware> Raw Faggot Cocks 15:19 < m0j0-j0j0> tee hee 15:19 < m0j0-j0j0> I wish I was as funny as you 15:19 <@Corydon76-dig> m0j0-j0j0: you don't wish you were an Oscar Mayer weiner? 15:20 < ware> RFC is request for comments 15:20 < ware> KFC is kill for comments 15:20 < ware> which is what happens when you say something on irc that someone else doesnt like 15:20 < ware> cuase if u say something on irc you better be ready to die for that shit 15:20 < ware> IRC IS SRS BISNEZZ 15:21 < ware> SRS BIZNESS!!! 15:21 < ware> SRS BIZNESS!!! 15:23 < ware> but dun b scared, iz jus irc 15:24 < ware> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS0RfsMKNnY 15:24 < m0j0-j0j0> hahaha 15:25 -ChanServ:#se2600- Corydon76-dig (Corydon76-home) set flags +vVoOtriRA on M0j0-j0j0. 15:27 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o m0j0-j0j0] by ChanServ 15:27 -ChanServ:#se2600- Corydon76-dig (Corydon76-home) set flags +vVoOtriRA on jb7od. 15:28 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o jb7od] by ChanServ 15:28 < ware> *middlefinger* 15:28 < nated0g_wrk> cmon 5pm! 15:29 <@I-MOD> hah 15:29 <@I-MOD> that's 1.5hrs away 15:29 * I-MOD gets out solitaire 15:29 < nated0g_wrk> thanks for reminding me....ass! 15:29 <@I-MOD> heh 15:29 <@I-MOD> i'm at work until 5:30 15:29 <@I-MOD> maybe later 15:48 <@m0j0-j0j0> work until 8 every day 15:48 <@coil> i work for 4 hrs a day whenever i feel like it 15:49 <@Shadow404> LAWL, Jx's root list post 15:49 * Shadow404 pre-orders 15:49 <@Dolemite> Of course, we discussed that in channel about a month ago 15:49 <@Dolemite> hell, ware's already downloaded at least one scene from it 15:50 <@Shadow404> of course, i missed it, so i brought it up again.... 15:50 <@Shadow404> my apologies oh dolemite, master of the irc domain 15:50 <@Shadow404> ffs 15:51 <@Dolemite> Apology not accepted 15:51 * Shadow404 doesnt give a fucking shit or not 15:51 <@coil> gross 15:51 <@coil> nothing worse then shitdick 15:52 <@Shadow404> heh 15:52 <@Shadow404> oh man, gotta find that wkuk scene 15:52 <@coil> k 15:53 <@Shadow404> gar, so nsfw, ill have to wait for later to use that google query 15:54 < nated0g_wrk> wth are yall talking about ? 15:54 <@Shadow404> nailin paylin sex video by hustler 15:55 < nated0g_wrk> its out already? 15:55 < nated0g_wrk> just heard about it yesterday 15:55 <@Shadow404> heh 15:55 < nated0g_wrk> out on bittorrent? 15:55 <@Shadow404> man, hustler is gonna make a killing on the publicity 15:57 <@Corydon76-dig> and the only reason that a likeness of John McCain is not opposite Palin is that nobody wants to even THINK that McCain has sex, let alone see it 15:58 <@coil> link 15:58 <@coil> link to maccain having sex 15:58 <@coil> pl 15:58 <@coil> z 15:58 <@I-MOD> eww 16:03 <@m0j0-j0j0> call me maverick... bitch 16:03 <@m0j0-j0j0> ...but you plumber joe... 16:05 < nated0g_wrk> lets do it doggy style so that we can both watch russia 16:06 <@Evilpig> I have a working mutli-vlan access point. yay 16:06 <@Dolemite> sweet 16:06 <@m0j0-j0j0> if your watching russia.. does that count as international relations? 16:06 < ware> Evilpig: what model? 16:07 <@Evilpig> cisco 1200 16:07 < ware> my roomie has a phat cisco one that does 16 ssids 16:07 < ware> ahh ive got an 1100 that'll do that 16:07 <@Evilpig> well 1231g 16:07 <@coil> gimme one 16:07 <@m0j0-j0j0> mad at cisco 16:07 <@m0j0-j0j0> they just hired one of my guys away 16:08 <@Evilpig> more importantly I know how cisco did it so I can replicate it 16:08 < ware> m0j0-j0j0: you should have paid him better 16:08 <@m0j0-j0j0> ware: omg... your so smart.. why didnt I think of that? 16:09 <@m0j0-j0j0> and funny too 16:09 < ware> timoguin: http://www.yugster.com/default.aspx 16:09 < ware> m0j0-j0j0: hire me 16:10 < ware> m0j0-j0j0: are you attending phreaknic? 16:10 <@m0j0-j0j0> ware: I know you want to fill my openings... but it's not going to happen. 16:10 <@coil> ware why dont you send out a big email to everyone saying "HAY R U GOIN TO PN!?!?!?!?!?!" 16:11 < ware> thats tilghman 16:11 < ware> coil: cause spamming it here to everyone individually is more fun 16:11 -!- Curbob [n=curbob@12.51.122.43] has quit [] 16:11 <@m0j0-j0j0> hahha 16:11 <@coil> more fun for my balls when you tickle them 16:12 < ware> dont be a homo 16:13 <@coil> and pancakes in the asshole isn't? 16:17 <@aestetix> hey 16:17 <@aestetix> Have there been any solid studies done that conclude having the picture of a lock or "https" on a website make people feel more secure? 16:18 <@Evilpig> i'm actually in a semi-good mood. weird 16:20 -!- nightcarnage [n=nightcar@c-68-52-192-120.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 16:21 < ware> Evilpig: f that 16:22 < ware> you'll feel like shit again soon 16:26 <@Dagmar> aestetix: Most of those studies seem to have discovered that most people don't even look for it. 16:27 <@Dolemite> Bitch ass apple barrel! What do you mean it's empty! 16:29 <@Dolemite> I take it you can only get one apple an hour from the apple bob? 16:30 < ware> you can only hold 5 16:30 <@Dolemite> ah 16:31 <@m0j0-j0j0> Dolemite: aren't you dead yet? 16:32 <@m0j0-j0j0> evilpig: it'll pass 16:32 <@Dolemite> m0j0-j0j0 : Only my mentor. We're like Sith. Always a master and an apprentice. I guess now I'm the master. 16:34 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 16:34 <@m0j0-j0j0> so now I can be dolemite jr? 16:35 <@Evilpig> yay! I work with a bunch of smarties. 4 port raid controller for 6 drives 16:35 < nated0g_wrk> 2 are backup...serious 16:35 <@Evilpig> the guy that was building the machine said he wouldn't install the card because he'd do it wrong. so wrong that he couldn't even count the ports 16:39 <@Dolemite> heh, I'm going to get to level 64 just from trick or treating 16:39 < ware> http://nashville.craigslist.org/mcy/885634636.html 16:39 < nated0g_wrk> ill play WoW if someone pays for me 16:40 <@Evilpig> that reminds me. need to trick or treat now 16:41 -!- GodFix [n=GodFix@h69-21-239-226.69-21.unk.tds.net] has quit ["At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions to get the math to work."] 16:41 <@Evilpig> damned male dwarf mask 16:42 < eryc> fuck you asshole 16:43 <@timoguin> ware: oooh. tempting. 16:44 <@Dolemite> Evilpig : Is there a special candy you have to eat to get the "Out With It" achievement? 16:46 < ware> timoguin: im about to get myself into some serious debt for a ride like that 16:47 < ware> but you know what? if the rest of america is quelling their depression by buying things they cant afford, then fuck it im going to do it to 16:47 -!- unixfa1 [n=ryan@pdpc/supporter/professional/unixfag] has quit ["Leaving."] 16:47 <@Dolemite> ware : That's what you said about coil's mom 16:47 < ware> i was drunk. 16:47 <@timoguin> ware: oh... I was talking about the watch. =) 16:48 < ware> timoguin: i knows 16:48 <@coil> Dolemite: my dad can kick ur dads ass 16:48 <@timoguin> I hadn't looked at the bike yet, so I didn't have a fucking clue what you were talking about. 16:48 <@timoguin> haha 16:48 <@timoguin> I was like, "debt?" It's only $70... 16:49 <@Dolemite> coil : That may be true, but ware has licked your mom's ass 16:49 < ware> AND she liked it! 16:49 * ware is out 16:49 <@coil> Dolemite: that's not even half of it 16:49 <@coil> she told me the whole thing 16:50 <@Evilpig> yes. you have to kill the horseman and get those candies 16:51 <@Dolemite> Evilpig : Ah. That something gimp and I can do tonight? 16:51 <@Dolemite> or pig and I? :) 16:51 <@Dolemite> or is it easy to solo? 16:52 -!- GodFix [n=GodFix@h69-21-239-226.69-21.unk.tds.net] has joined #se2600 16:52 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o GodFix] by ChanServ 16:53 <@Dolemite> 10 more bags of candy from inns and I'll hit 64 16:55 <@Dolemite> but unfortunately, 2 trick or treats so far and still no masks 16:55 <@Dagmar> /target Head Of ; /cast NUKENUKENUKE 16:55 <@Dagmar> As a DPSer that's pretty much all you need for the Headless Horseman 16:56 <@Dagmar> His head pops off three times during the fight, but his head does zero damage, so that makes it the primary target 16:56 <@Dagmar> He *does* aggro the summoner first, so a hunter with Misdirect can help that be 100% smoothness 16:56 <@Dolemite> yeah, but I'm not level 70, so that's not one for me to solo 16:57 <@Dagmar> Candy falls from sky, eat six candies real quick, vomit... AChievement! 16:57 <@Dagmar> I don't think anyone but ret pallys can _solo_ him 16:57 <@Dagmar> We four-manned it several times last night 16:57 <@Dagmar> I didnt' even know you get to summon him twice the first time. 16:57 <@Dagmar> Opheria won the roll on the mount. She is very pleased. 16:58 <@Dagmar> It completely eliminates the need for a magic mount macro, since it's both an epic ground and an epic flying mount. 16:58 <@Evilpig> uhhh it's a 3 man group of 70s at least 16:58 <@Evilpig> not sure you can even summon at 64 16:58 <@Dolemite> ok 16:58 <@Dolemite> wher'es the inn at thunder bluff? 16:59 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: check curse gaming for an addon called "mounted" 16:59 <@Evilpig> lowest tier 16:59 <@Evilpig> to the left of the big staircass that leads up to the flight path 16:59 <@Catonic> heh. 16:59 -!- arafatm [n=arafatm@adsl-074-189-130-147.sip.bna.bellsouth.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 17:00 <@Dagmar> I don't need that addon but I know about it 17:00 <@Evilpig> nobody needs it. it's fun 17:00 <@Evilpig> I have 40+ mounts and get a new one everytime I mount 17:00 <@Dagmar> The /castrandom command can do that nicely 17:00 <@Evilpig> limited by the macro character limit 17:01 <@Dagmar> Besides which I only have four mounts. 17:01 <@Evilpig> this makes a db of all your mounts 17:01 <@Dagmar> ...so I have no problems staying under 255 chars for that 17:02 <@Evilpig> gonna have to write cesar back at cisco and tell him that this isn't working at the other building but I have a good idea as to why now 17:20 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has joined #se2600 17:20 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rattle] by ChanServ 17:28 <@brimstone> "America's Next Top President" 17:29 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@mail.sunlightfoundation.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 18:01 <@Catonic> rattle... 18:01 <@Catonic> I have questions for you. 18:02 -!- Catonic_lp [n=cinotac@adsl-068-209-203-168.sip.hsv.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 18:02 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Catonic_lp] by ChanServ 18:02 < nated0g> evening everyone 18:04 <@sdodson> wowtards 18:08 <@Catonic> Evilpig: how's that? 18:08 <@Evilpig> well after I wrote that I found out it isn't working at the main building either 18:09 < eryc> u suk 18:11 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@c-98-233-30-14.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 18:11 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Neoteric] by ChanServ 18:21 <@aestetix> gmail needs to stop sucking 18:22 <@coil> no u 18:25 < eryc> u suck at gmail 18:25 < eryc> ur mom sux my gmail 18:33 < ware> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77mnawqVyS4&feature=related 18:33 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@c-98-233-30-14.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 18:33 < ware> http://www.dnj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081021/NEWS06/81021017 18:36 <@sdodson> d0od is that you? 18:36 <@sdodson> and of you tossers from cookeville? 18:37 <@coil> yeah 18:38 -!- Corydon76-dig_ [i=indigo@c-68-53-162-99.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 18:38 -!- Corydon76-dig [i=blush@pdpc/supporter/bronze/Corydon76-home] has quit [Nick collision from services.] 18:39 -!- Corydon76-dig_ is now known as Corydon76-dig 18:39 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Corydon76-dig] by ChanServ 18:39 < eryc> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSoQONqjsLc 18:42 < eryc> its miley! 18:45 -!- ziplock [i=nobody@pdpc/supporter/active/ziplock] has joined #se2600 18:45 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o ziplock] by ChanServ 18:45 -!- GodFix [n=GodFix@h69-21-239-226.69-21.unk.tds.net] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 18:48 <@timoguin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec 18:49 <@timoguin> hahaha 18:49 <@timoguin> Reporter turns ghetto in 3 seconds. 18:51 <@dasunt> Richard Stallman was in Minneapolis tonight. 18:51 <@dasunt> Missed it. 18:57 -!- dc0de_ [n=dc0de@c-24-131-56-242.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 18:57 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de_] by ChanServ 19:01 -!- Corydon76-dig [i=indigo@pdpc/supporter/bronze/Corydon76-home] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 19:07 -!- Corydon76-dig [i=two@pdpc/supporter/bronze/Corydon76-home] has joined #se2600 19:07 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Corydon76-dig] by ChanServ 19:08 <@m0j0-j0j0> headed home.. have a good night 19:08 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [n=m0j0-j0j@rrcs-70-62-123-52.midsouth.biz.rr.com] has left #se2600 [] 19:13 -!- dc0de [n=dc0de@c-24-131-56-242.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 19:24 -!- BlueCopy1 [n=BlueCop@71.228.214.58] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 19:55 -!- Cynefrid [n=whee@71-10-173-39.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 19:55 <@Catonic> dasunt: you're not missing much 19:56 <@Catonic> rms is just plain crazy. 19:56 <@Dagmar> No... You don't say 19:58 <@dasunt> Crazy can be entertaining. 19:58 <@Catonic> sure, if you want to see him lick the sweat off his hands after he wipes his forehead 19:58 <@Dagmar> ...and crazy doesn't necessarily mean dysfunctional, either. 19:58 <@Dagmar> Just look at DJB 19:59 <@Dagmar> Man I wanna know when the rfuck they're going to air the next Eureka 20:06 <@Catonic> what lameness has infected fox tonight? 20:10 <@Dagmar> Just tonight? 20:10 <@rattle> Dolemite is dead!! http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/21/obit.moore.ap/index.html 20:11 <@rattle> Long live Dolemite! 20:11 <@Dagmar> rattle: Yeah saw that yesterday 20:11 <@Dagmar> In college we tried to play a drinking game with that movie./ 20:11 <@Dagmar> Every time he says "motherfucker" you have to drink. 20:11 <@Dagmar> I have no idea how the movie ends. 20:13 < ware> soo nothing on the guy from murfreesboro that ganked hannah montana pix from her gmail? 20:13 < eryc> ya i posted his docs 20:13 < eryc> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSoQONqjsLc 20:14 -!- scort [i=sco@unaffiliated/coil] has joined #se2600 20:14 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o scort] by ChanServ 20:15 < ware> 20:10 <@ rattle> Dolemite is dead!! 20:15 < ware> woops 20:15 < ware> eryc: hahaha pimp 20:16 <@scort> /kickban ware 20:16 <@scort> whoops 20:18 <@dasunt> House was good tonight. 20:19 <@scort> omg tv shows 20:23 <@dasunt> THE TV SCHEDULE IS THE CENTER OF MY COLD MISERABLE LONELY EXISTANCE YOU ASSHOLE! 20:23 <@dasunt> Well, that and mixed drinks. 20:25 <@Dagmar> See, this is why you build a PVR. 20:25 <@Catonic> Iwas hoping to see that chef ramsey cooking show drama 20:25 <@Dagmar> ...so you can ignore the schedule, and the commercials. 20:25 <@Catonic> I'm drinking Moose Drool. 20:27 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@dsl092-160-052.wdc2.dsl.speakeasy.net] has joined #se2600 20:27 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Neoteric] by ChanServ 20:27 <@Catonic> IM DRINKING BEER NOT AVAILABLE EAST OF THE ROCKIES! 20:28 <@jb7od> lol 20:28 <@jb7od> is it good? 20:29 <@Catonic> wow... can't get this south of iowa or east of il 20:29 <@Catonic> I've drunk worse and loved it. 20:29 <@jb7od> right on. 20:30 -!- Corydon76-dig [i=two@pdpc/supporter/bronze/Corydon76-home] has quit [No route to host] 20:31 <@jb7od> i'm playing with a wg511t god lub that Intersil Corporation Prism 2.5 wavelan 20:32 <@scort> lol 20:32 <@jb7od> piggy backed in the pcmcia slot with a Cisco Aironet 350 (hostapd w0t) right 20:33 <@jb7od> and drinking regular beers. 20:34 <@dasunt> I think I'm going to give up drinking after tonight. 20:35 <@jb7od> you're drivin me to drinkin with that hot rod lincoln. 20:35 <@sdodson> drunks 20:35 <@jb7od> rule 20:37 < ware> no u 20:37 <@sdodson> http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/70122215 i think i'd crush that 20:38 <@dasunt> Yep, turning into a drunk.\ 20:38 <@dasunt> I'm not sure why I'm going to think that's a bad thing, but I do, so time to give up on the booze for awhile. 20:38 <@dasunt> sdodson: Damn, I should buy that. 20:39 * dasunt must go to Ikea. 20:39 <@jb7od> you'll be back... 20:39 <@jb7od> no just playin 20:39 <@jb7od> if it messes with ur life, then quit 20:39 <@jb7od> same for any consumable. 20:40 <@dasunt> It hasn't fucked up my life yet. 20:40 <@dasunt> But I'm a tad concerned about my liver. 20:40 <@jb7od> you don't tuck a flask at work or anything do ya? 20:40 <@dasunt> I drink at home, at night only. 20:40 <@jb7od> really? just pnoid, or are there reasons? 20:40 <@jb7od> same here 20:40 -!- ziplock [i=nobody@pdpc/supporter/active/ziplock] has left #se2600 [] 20:40 <@dasunt> pnoid? 20:40 <@jb7od> p(ara)noid 20:41 <@jb7od> sorry that's jargon. 20:41 <@sdodson> We speak English here. 20:41 <@sdodson> Except ware. 20:41 <@jb7od> Surely you jest. 20:41 <@jb7od> lol 20:42 <@dasunt> Dunno if I'm paranoid. 20:42 <@Catonic> dasunt: I have a solution for you 20:42 <@dasunt> More ennui adn disappointment. 20:42 <@Catonic> you need to give up drinking... 20:43 <@Catonic> except for body shots. 20:43 <@dasunt> Catonic: This is my last bottle. 20:43 <@dasunt> For a month or so. 20:43 < eryc> pancake time 20:43 <@Catonic> pankate? 20:43 <@dasunt> Catonic: You just volunteered yourself to bail me out and be a witness at my trial when I'm arrested for approaching a random stranger and asking to do body shots off of them. 20:44 <@dasunt> I give it about 2 weeks before I'm asking random females. 20:44 <@dasunt> 3 weeks until gender is no longer a concern. 20:46 < ware> WEEE 20:46 <@Catonic> go with it. rock out with your cock out 20:47 <@Catonic> "excuse me, I've never done this before, maybe you could help me out... how does one do a "body shot?" 20:47 < eryc> who wants pancakes 20:47 <@Dagmar> StdDisclaimer: Catonic has no game. 20:47 <@Catonic> eryc: brimstone, is that you? 20:47 <@dasunt> eryc: That's for drunking regrets in the morning. 20:47 <@dasunt> We're doing body shots now. 20:48 <@sdodson> Dagmar: inorite 20:48 <@Catonic> Dagmar: is that a challenge? 20:48 < eryc> dong duel 20:49 < ware> no ur 20:49 <@Dagmar> No, I'm saying outright that that comeon is only going to work for a) tarts b) extremely drunk girls who are now tarts or c) girls who have already decided they want to hit on you 20:49 < eryc> u 1st 20:50 <@jb7od> lol tarts. 20:50 <@sdodson> like pop tarts? 20:50 <@Dagmar> It *probably* won't get you slapped, but YMMV 20:50 <@sdodson> I like pop tarts. 20:50 <@scort> whos a tard 20:50 <@Dagmar> Now, if yhou work with a wingwoman, you can increase your odds by asking for help 20:51 <@Dagmar> ...and as a bonus you might be able to snag two chicks. ;) 20:51 <@Catonic> the question is ... does your wing know she's working for you? 20:51 < ware> anyone heard the feds asking about 2600 over that digitalgangster.com stuff? 20:51 -!- Corydon76-dig [i=two@pdpc/supporter/bronze/Corydon76-home] has joined #se2600 20:51 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Corydon76-dig] by ChanServ 20:52 < eryc> ya i told them ware did it 20:54 <@Catonic> eryc: funny. I told the FBI that Dagmar knew who to get ahold of about it 20:57 <@sdodson> And dagmar ran over them with his scooter, problem fixt! 20:58 <@Dagmar> The general rule to follow on that is anything that automatically assumes physical contact with a strange girl is highly likely to be rejected. 20:59 <@sdodson> That's why I always cary tranquilizer darts. 20:59 <@Dagmar> Give 'em an "out" (by helping they could show you on your wingwoman)... your chances go WAY up 20:59 < eryc> i hear u joined the hells angels.. scooter patrol 20:59 <@dasunt> Wingman? that means I have to be not antisocial, right? 21:00 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@dsl092-160-052.wdc2.dsl.speakeasy.net] has quit [Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)] 21:00 <@Dagmar> dasunt: Standard pickup stuff... you do WAY better if there's already a girl with you 21:01 <@Dagmar> I hardly ever chase women with other guys, so I can't speak to the odds on using a wingman 21:01 -!- Catonic_lp [n=cinotac@adsl-068-209-203-168.sip.hsv.bellsouth.net] has quit [Remote closed the connection] 21:01 <@dasunt> Sorry, i'm antisocial. 21:02 -!- Catonic_lp [n=cinotac@60-24.9-67.bham.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 21:02 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Catonic_lp] by ChanServ 21:02 <@Catonic> dasunt: I'm begining to think you're a racist anti-fucker. 21:03 < eryc> do pigs count 21:03 <@sdodson> only with lipstick 21:03 * Catonic looks over the record, sits back, and grins. 21:04 <@sdodson> Catonic: what's the record? 21:04 <@jb7od> looking at all that game? 21:04 <@jb7od> lol 21:04 <@sdodson> Are you listening to Thriller again? 21:05 <@jb7od> The death of Rudy Ray Moore has redistributed the power of Game to the rest of the earth and now we're all just a little more pimpin than we were last week? 21:05 <@Catonic> jb7od: think than if you want to. 21:05 <@Catonic> *that 21:06 <@Catonic> dasunt: seriously... go find a nice college student, feed her beer and weed, then fuck her silly. 21:06 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@dsl092-160-052.wdc2.dsl.speakeasy.net] has joined #se2600 21:06 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Neoteric] by ChanServ 21:08 <@Dagmar> jb7od: You might be onto something there 21:09 -!- dc0de_ [n=dc0de@c-24-131-56-242.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has left #se2600 [] 21:26 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@dsl092-160-052.wdc2.dsl.speakeasy.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 21:31 <@dasunt> Catonic: Racist? 21:31 <@rattle> http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/21/2001dualfront_poster_300.jpg 21:32 <@Evilpig> hahaha 21:32 <@Evilpig> dolemite signs onto mal'ganis 15 seconds before a server reset 21:32 <@Catonic> rattle: that's kinda scary, yanno? 21:32 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: Yowch 21:32 <@Dagmar> COuld be worse 21:33 <@Dagmar> We did the HH last night during the "Twilight Zone" time so no reset for us yet 21:33 <@Catonic> no! how! how could that possibly BE worse?! 21:33 <@Dagmar> Catonic: He could have zoned in to the "Unknown" place 21:33 <@Dagmar> That's always fun 21:33 <@dasunt> I knew there is a reason why I stopped shaving: http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/ 21:33 <@Dagmar> You have plenty of time to talk to the 2-3 other people stuk there while waiting for a GM to fish everyone out 21:34 <@Catonic> dasunt: you dumb fucker... 21:34 < ware> Evilpig: no u 21:34 <@Catonic> you dumb ANTIfucker 21:34 <@dasunt> Catonic: What? 21:34 < ware> Catonic: UR A ANT 21:34 <@Catonic> dasunt: you realize at this point, ware has gotten laid more than you do, right? 21:34 <@dasunt> Catonic: That doesn't count. Ware rubs himself with a steak then lies naked at the dog pound! 21:34 <@Dagmar> Yeah but there's quality-of-life issues to be considerd there. 21:35 <@Catonic> ware: please don't make me finish the job that your mother failed at finishing with the coat hanger. 21:35 < ware> Catonic: you said that last time 21:35 < ware> and it wasnt funny then either =/ 21:36 * dasunt found it funny. 21:36 < ware> youre a towel 21:37 <@Catonic> is it really your lot in life to prove darwin's theory of evolution? 21:37 < ware> i dont think so, but im watching monty python meaning of life 21:37 < ware> sooo... maybe ill know after? 21:38 <@Catonic> perhaps you should be watching the life of brian 21:38 <@Catonic> so few people get to watch it... walmart won't carry it 21:38 < ware> ive seen em all 21:38 < ware> im just a bit blazed atm and cant remember which one this is 21:39 < ware> i know it was about work sucking hahaha 21:40 * Catonic waves 21:40 <@Catonic> thank you and goodnight 21:40 <@dasunt> Life of Brian is good. 21:40 <@sdodson> Catonic: stfu newb 21:40 * dasunt will kill you all. 21:40 <@dasunt> Or something. 21:41 < ware> sdodson: he trys 21:42 <@Catonic> dasunt: you can't kill me. I'll throw coeds at you until you smother 21:42 * Catonic wanders off humming mojo nixon 21:42 < ware> u r a mojo nixon 21:42 <@sdodson> chicken guts smell LIKE ASS 21:43 <@Catonic> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auFz6AYB0h4 21:44 <@Catonic> wilpig will probably adopt this as his theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxCuXxJRC28 21:46 <@Catonic> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caOPx-VRbFU 21:49 -!- scott__ [i=sco@cpe-67-11-175-81.satx.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 21:55 <@dasunt> Catonic: I look forward to it. 21:55 <@dasunt> But said coeds must 1. Know who Chomsky is and 2. think he's a pretentious twit. 21:56 <@jb7od> next year let me rinse the audio on the pre-race briefing. 21:59 <@dasunt> Next year, we need a "set Dasunt with a non-braindead member of the opposite sex" 21:59 <@dasunt> Year after, we can have a "fuck it, either gender. Das no longer cares." :p 22:02 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [n=m0j0-j0j@cpe-071-070-193-020.nc.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 22:02 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o m0j0-j0j0] by ChanServ 22:04 -!- scort [i=sco@unaffiliated/coil] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 22:07 < ware> Catonic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNgotUM4gk8 22:10 -!- cwire [n=chatzill@168.28.136.17] has joined #se2600 22:13 <@dasunt> I need to purge Metallica from my playlist. 22:14 <@dasunt> the early shit is depressing. By itself, it's good, but what Metallica became... 22:14 <@sdodson> You mean the lead singer wearing Armani doesn't scream angst to you? 22:16 <@dasunt> Not really. :( 22:16 -!- scott__ is now known as coil_ 22:16 <@dasunt> I could take that though, if the band didn't change their tempo and cut their songs down just to make money. 22:16 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o coil_] by ChanServ 22:16 <@dasunt> Fucking wankers. 22:16 <@dasunt> Wanting to pay the bills. 22:20 <@sdodson> radio length songs? 22:22 <@dasunt> Those bastards. 22:42 -!- scoot [n=some@cpe-67-11-172-2.satx.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 22:42 -!- coil_ [i=sco@unaffiliated/coil] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 22:47 -!- coil_ [i=coil@unaffiliated/coil] has joined #se2600 22:47 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o coil_] by ChanServ 22:51 < ware> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVshkVF0SY 22:59 -!- scoot [n=some@cpe-67-11-172-2.satx.res.rr.com] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 23:20 -!- Hak5Darren [n=Hak5Darr@ip68-110-152-240.hr.hr.cox.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 23:21 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has joined #se2600 23:21 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o ShadowHntr] by ChanServ 23:34 <@m0j0-j0j0> bork 23:34 -!- m0j0-j0j0 [n=m0j0-j0j@cpe-071-070-193-020.nc.res.rr.com] has quit ["Leaving."] --- Log closed Wed Oct 22 00:00:35 2008