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00:00  * coil pours it out for all his dead homies
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00:11 <@dasunt> NSFW and NSF-sanity:  http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/CDDHome.html
00:13 <@dasunt> Xian sexual kinks is one of the things I wish the internet never taught me
00:17 < eryc> im disappointed
00:18 < eryc> nsfw should only be used for boobies
00:18 < eryc> lots of words are not boobies
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00:30 < eryc> no route for you!
00:30 < eryc> huzzah!
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06:54 <@Catonic> Shadow404: ph43r
06:58 <@Shadow404> good timing
06:58 <@Shadow404> just logged into shell
06:58 <@Shadow404> ph43r what?
07:00 <@Catonic> I'm making a pile.
07:00 <@Catonic> radios n'junk
07:00 <@Shadow404> woot
07:00 <@Catonic> you need to upgrade to general
07:00 <@Shadow404> i do
07:00 <@Shadow404> wanna help me train for it?
07:00 <@Catonic> I think we may be able to work 10m direct without having to do NVIS
07:00 <@Shadow404> awesome
07:01 <@Shadow404> so hmm, voip to help me train some time?
07:01 <@Catonic> yeah, I've got a low-band radio that does 10m and 6m at 100W FM
07:01 <@Catonic> and there's a 1.5KW repeater on 10m over in Tuscaloosa
07:01 <@Shadow404> thats perfect
07:02 <@Shadow404> but i dont have a radio that can do 10/6
07:02 <@Catonic> I can give you one.
07:02 <@Shadow404> oh wait
07:02 <@Shadow404> i can do 6
07:02 <@Shadow404> but have no antenna for it
07:02 <@Catonic> six meters can be fun.
07:02 <@Catonic> Shadow404: you at work?
07:02 <@Shadow404> i woud appreciate borrowing a 10/6 base
07:02 <@Shadow404> yeah, atm
07:03 <@Shadow404> why?
07:03 <@Catonic> gonna shoot you some links.
07:05 <@Shadow404> coolness gmail
07:05 <@Shadow404> or that works too
07:10 <@Catonic> I am not gruntled.
07:10 <@Catonic> I cannot locate my favorite control head.
07:10 <@Catonic> but I discovered that I have a two-week supply of Motorola microphones.
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07:11 <@Shadow404> two week supply?
07:11 <@Shadow404> and we dont want to know about your control head, heh
07:16 <@sdodson> coil_: sure
07:17 <@Catonic> Shadow404: I bought a motorcycle commercial radio off of the'bay yesterday.
07:17 <@Catonic> I wanted the control head, then realized it was the motorcycle one... the motorcycle one is weather resistant.
07:18 <@Catonic> can't beleive I paid $100 for a radio that only puts out 15W
07:18 <@sdodson> Can't believe you care.
07:18 <@sdodson> Like totally, as if!
07:19 <@sdodson> NERD!
07:24 <@Catonic> normally when I buy a radio, it puts out 50-100W.
07:24 <@sdodson> Do you feel inadequate?
07:24 <@Catonic> when I fuck up on the air, people hear me for 30 miles.
07:25 <@Shadow404> heh
07:26 <@Shadow404> a 15w base? or is it in the ht category?
07:27 <@Catonic> mobile/base
07:27 <@Shadow404> hmm, that yah, 15w is a tad low
07:27 <@Catonic> the motorcycle radios were turned down to 15W because of irradation concerns
07:27 <@Shadow404> my vx-7r is def, a small ht, but it does 5w
07:27 <@Shadow404> Catonic: heh, nice
07:27 <@Shadow404> can you modify it higher?
07:28 <@Catonic> typical HTs do 2W-5W. Motorcycle radios are 10-15W, car radios are 30,40,50,60,75,90,100, or 110W.
07:28 <@Shadow404> and base al the way up from there i guess?
07:29 <@Catonic> the Motorola Mitrek did 40,60,75,90,110. Syntor is 30,50, mumble, 110w.
07:29 <@Catonic> above 5W is a base/consolette/mobile radio
07:29 <@Catonic> consolette or base is typically a mobile radio with a matching power supply and a desk mike
07:29 <@Catonic> *mic
07:31 <@Catonic> typical ham rigs however, do 5w, 10w, 25w, and 50w.
07:33 <@Catonic> different theories of operation: commercial users aren't allowed to dick with the radio settings, therefore they are set by the radio shop in accordance with the owner's license and not altered. amateurs are expected to be able to operate the radio, and to use the minimum amount of power necessary to communicate
07:34 <@Catonic> of course, 100W isn't necessary to communicate... but I can show you a spot on the map between Birmingham and Huntsville where it is =)
07:34 <@Shadow404> yep
07:34 <@Shadow404> like i dont need 5w when im right next to the building the repeater is on
07:34 <@Shadow404> but from home i do
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07:35 <@Catonic> hey Corydon76-dig, was just talking with Shadow404 about radio
07:36 <@Shadow404> yeah, he told me how he was using it to broadcast his friends new cd to everyone for their opinon
07:37 <@Catonic> have you learned how to make a simple dipole yet?
07:37 <@Catonic> oh, you could scale the J-pole up and make one for 6m.
07:38 <@Catonic> there's some documentation on how to make a phasing harness to be able to connect a pair of whip antennas on two freqs to one radio
07:39 <@Shadow404> yeah, saw the phase
07:39 <@Shadow404> yeah, the jpole was fun and cheap
07:40 <@Shadow404> like a one night stand
07:41 <@Catonic> heh
07:42 <@Catonic> im still amused that I had a lesbian almost drag me home from a bar... after she fed me beer.
07:42 <@Catonic> "when will I see you again?"
07:42 <@Catonic> im sure her girlfriend was pleased.
07:43 <@I-MOD> almost?
07:43 <@Catonic> I don't put out on the first date.
07:44 <@Catonic> I'm old fashioned like that.
07:44 <@Catonic> Unfortunately, it seems that every girl I've gone out with was willing to do exactly that.
07:44 <@Catonic> except for one.
07:49 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:49 <@Shadow404> Catonic: just fuck them, they how they feel respected
07:50 <@Catonic> validation is a strong part of it... but it's like training a dog...
07:50 <@Catonic> reward the behavior you want, ignore what you don't want.
07:51 <@Dolemite> Sometimes people just want to fuck.  Going to a second date creates attachment.
07:52 <@Catonic> I learned that lesson already, thx.
07:59 <@Shadow404> Catonic: so just fuck and be friends, geez
08:07 <@Shadow404> and if she is good, get her a coffee and discuss friends with benefits
08:26 < ware> noobs
08:28 <@Dolemite> ware : I read this last night and was thinking, "That's ware's kind of woman!"
08:28 <@Dolemite> http://www.dnj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080930/NEWS01/809300333/1002
08:28 <@Dolemite> ~minilink
08:28 <+MxZBot> http://maxiez.com/l/dnj.com/PFTTC
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08:31 < ware> hehe i used to party at campus crossing north
08:31 <@Dolemite> isn't that where you got jumped?
08:32 < ware> uhh
08:33 < ware> hrmm
08:33 <@Dolemite> by two men who tried to have sex with you?
08:33 < ware> haha
08:33 <@Dolemite> they may be the same two guys!
08:33 < ware> nah thats not  the same place
08:34 <@Dolemite> but you have thrown furniture from a balcony there, right?
08:34 < ware> yehp
08:34 < ware> and thats where i caught the bitch cheatin on meh
08:34 < ware> its right next to frat row / campus and all the hosers live there
08:39 < TheLightCosine> MTSU seems like a real classy school lol
08:40 < ware> party skool
08:40 < TheLightCosine> some chcik cut another bitch up voer a parking spot a couple months ago
08:40 <@Catonic> ware: if she was cheating on you, she wasn't yours any more... you just didn't see the signs and realize it was over.
08:40 <@Dolemite> Murfreesboro Advanced High School
08:40 < ware> yep, my roomie saw that happen
08:40 < ware> Catonic: lol 'mine' and 'yours' doesnt work when referring to another person
08:41 <@Dolemite> ware : The next time that you decide to go back to school to get a degree, please try one other than MTSU
08:41 < ware> Catonic: and im not talking about it
08:41 <@Dolemite> speaking of which
08:41 < ware> im gonna look at doing something online
08:41 <@Dolemite> when are you going to go back to school and get a degree?
08:41 < ware> i already got 2 degrees
08:41 < ware> 1 in procrastination and 1 in sexxay!
08:41 <@Dolemite> Too bad neither is accredited.
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08:41 < ware> eh, we're working on that
08:42 <@Shadow404> whos we?
08:42 <@Shadow404> your inner voice?
08:42 < ware> my people
08:42 < ware> dont worry about who they are, just know they are watching
08:42 <@Shadow404> people that throw chairs off roofs?
08:42 <@brimstone> ware and little ware
08:42 <@Shadow404> brimstone: we dont need a ware 2.0 yet
08:42 <@brimstone> a.k.a. Cap'n Winky
08:43 < ware> brimstone: my people suggests more than 1
08:43 <@brimstone> that's not natural
08:43 <@Shadow404> brimstone: i dont need to know about you and wares capn winky
08:43 < ware> you forgot his friends
08:43 < ware> hahaha
08:43 <@Dolemite> Rosy Palms and her Five Sisters?
08:43 <@Shadow404> heh
08:44 < ware> anyways~
08:44 <@Dolemite> I've found that the online programs don't have anywhere near as much access to scholarships.  Basically it's loans or nothing.
08:46 < ware> im working on MCSE/A before i do school
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--- Log opened Wed Oct 01 09:22:17 2008
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09:31 <@rattle> So godaddy has updated their website to be even more flash and annoying.
09:31 <@rattle> Rather, it's just as flash and annoying..  Only now all the edges are rounded.
09:32 <@rattle> And now the DNS manager opens even more new window..
09:32 <@rattle> Windows even.  I fucking hate godaddy.
09:35 <@Catonic> sad.
09:35 <@Catonic> I must find another registrar.
09:36 <@Shadow404> how oftend do you have to change your dns servers?
09:37 <@Catonic> Every time they fill up the daiper.
09:38 < ware> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/30/mccain-urges-bush-to-spen_n_130729.html
09:38 < ware> ugg wth mccain
09:39 < ware> http://guanabee.com/2008/09/florida-man-punches-shark-to-s-1.php
09:39 < ware> Maybe we just saw Jaws too many times but sharks are definitely on our top 10 “do not f*ck with” list, right up there with killer bees and our older sister.
09:39 < ware> hahaha
09:42 <@Catonic> that's one stupidly brave man
09:42 <@I-MOD> if they have to put this disclaimer at the beginning: "I'm not making this up.", they're probably making it up
09:43 <@Catonic> interesting that sharks behave that way when you start pummelling them...
09:43 <@Catonic> I'd imagine if you shanked it, it would assume that it's *really* being attacked and take the meal and run with it
09:44 <@Catonic> then again, you'd have to be insane to dive in after a shark with wolverine or freddy claws on
09:44 < ware> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/3107900/Girl-who-bleeds-without-being-cut-baffles-doctors.html
09:47 <@I-MOD> that's crazy
09:47 < ware> http://www.oobject.com/category/monster-80s-boomboxes/
09:47 < ware> yah
09:47 < ware> and im done
09:54 <@Catonic> I got in a fight over breakfast
09:54 <@Catonic> I thought I heard my Rice Krispies say "Snap, Crackle, Fuck you."
09:56 <@I-MOD> did you bitch slap them into the stove?
09:58 <@Catonic> no, but I did finally get that UPS off my stove
09:58 <@brimstone> good, it was starting to burn
09:58 <@Catonic> speaking of which, I have two spare Power cords for dryers
09:58 <@Catonic> one is a three wire, the other is a four wire.
10:01 <@Dolemite> I'm gonna convert my laundry room/dryer pigtail to use L-630 whips instead of wall plugs.  Makes it easier to put the appliances wher eyou want them.
10:24 <@nachoguy> Anything (non geek) interesting on the Vandy campus to visit besides the library?
10:24 <@Neoteric> nachoguy: wilson hall
10:24 <@Neoteric> nachoguy: the b-quad
10:25 <@Neoteric> the pub (if it's still there)
10:25 <@nachoguy> Wilson hall == Animal Facility?
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10:27 <@Dolemite> the pub is still here
10:28 <@Dolemite> the student life center is pretty rad
10:28 <@nachoguy> The wife will be down in Nashvegas a week or two after PN.  She was going to go visit the Vandy library, apparently they've got a selfguided tour or some such.
10:28 <@Dolemite> the campus itself is full of historical buildings
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10:29 <@Dolemite> a tour of it is rather interesting if you're into architecture
10:30 <@nachoguy> She's into architecture and libraries.  double bonus
10:36 <@Dolemite> Do you know when she'll have free time?
10:44  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
10:49 <@nachoguy> I think Friday afternoon
10:51 < ware> http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2008/09/metal_plates_send_message.html
10:51 < ware> hehe
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11:36 <@nachoguy> http://i33.tinypic.com/20ksw89.gif
11:37 <@tzanger> nachoguy: haha
11:39 <@Corydon76-dig> nachoguy: that can't possibly be real, can it?
11:42 <@Feltenix> it is a really old version of windows, so maybe
11:42 <@Corydon76-dig> Yeah, I just looked in win2k, and the help box isn't there
11:43 <@Corydon76-dig> in win98, in most cases, you could just hit 'Cancel' to the login box, and you'd get to the desktop
11:43 <@Evilpig> that is win98
11:43 <@Evilpig> in 98 you can make them have to login.  but that does get around it
11:44 <@Corydon76-dig> Or if you really want in, just boot off a root disk
11:44 <@nachoguy> in 98 with novell installed, I remember unplugging the network cable before booting, and then hitting cancel when the dialog popped up would get you in.
11:45 <@Corydon76-dig> I remember back in Windows 3.1 days, the computer lab admin would set a screensaver password... which was no match for the power button
11:48 <@nachoguy> In hs, we had machines that would boot to a menu (dos application) and only allow you to launch a couple of applications.  Except if you went into wordperfect (5.0 for-evah bitches!) you could procede to browse the directory tree, find the menu dir, and open the password file, which was plain text
11:48 <@nachoguy> fantastic
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12:10 < Cinotac> Shadow405: for 10m, you can shorten a CB antenna just a few inches
12:11 < eryc> http://i33.tinypic.com/20ksw89.gif
12:12 < eryc> http://break.com/index/car-doesnt-notice-kids-skate-ramp.html
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12:54 <@Dolemite> SkyDog_ : PING
12:54 <@coil> PING! PONG?
12:56 < eryc> http://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/blog/post/689724/Best_Bank_Robbery_Ever_In_Seattle.html
12:57 <@Dagmar> eryc: Agrred.
12:58 < Shadow405> Catonic_lp: i have a quarterwave through glass cb antenna, would that work?
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12:59 <@coil> tspc
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12:59 <@coil> is there any other way
12:59 <@Dagmar> As far as http://break.com/index/car-doesnt-notice-kids-skate-ramp.html is concerned... Apparently someone's dad is an engineer who overbuilt his kid one hell of a sturdy skate ramp
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13:11 <@Shadow404> heh, thats funny, he was probably watching the kids to make sure they didnt run in front
13:12 <@Shadow404> you know how they can be when they get stuck in your fan blade and all
13:12 <@Shadow404> and it takes for ever for the dead kid smell to go away
13:13 <@coil_> lolol
13:13 <@coil_> Shadow404: inorite
13:13 <@Shadow404> coil_: just diaf already, kthxdie
13:13 <@coil_> im still tryin to get the last kid off my grill
13:14 <@coil_> this texas heat and sun really makes it harder to clean that shit off
13:14 <@Shadow404> yeah, i used 409, went through about 3 bottles
13:14 <@coil_> aw damn
13:14 <@coil_> that shit is expen sive, yo
13:16 <@Shadow404> yea, a high pressure hose is good when it comes to the burned tissue on the hot engine components
13:17 <@coil_> ahh, thats the key, i dont have one of those
13:20 < ware> high?
13:20 <@Shadow404> going to be tonight
13:20 <@Shadow404> women is out of town
13:20 < ware> *KEYWORDS*
13:20 <@Shadow404> and drunk on saki
13:20 <@coil_> lol saki
13:20 < ware> and saki'n on some drunks
13:20 <@Shadow404> my jap clients sent me a nice bottle of it today
13:21 <@coil_> Shadow404: heat that shit up
13:21 <@Shadow404> they heard i got some surgery done yesterday
13:21 <@coil_> it increases the proof
13:21 <@Shadow404> coil_: yep, i got an electric kettle i can set at warm for that
13:21 < ware> no dude get a mainline IV of that shit @ 98.6F
13:21 <@Shadow404> just enough so it nice and perfect, but not steaming the alcohol off
13:21 < ware> stayin drippin stay trippin nahmsayn
13:21 <@coil_> word
13:21 < ware> NAHMSAYN
13:22 <@Shadow404> i can even read what the the ti
13:22 <@coil_> k brb gonna move the chair and laptop so i can smoke this shit
13:22 < ware> Shadow404: u smoek like T.I. ?
13:22 <@Shadow404> t i?
13:22 <@coil_> lol ti
13:22 <@coil_> straight thuggin
13:22 < ware> T-Pain son
13:22 <@Shadow404> ah, no
13:23 <@Shadow404> but got some nice shit recently
13:23 < ware> urethra gangsta
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13:23 < ware> clack goes the nine in the ten parta town dood
13:23 <@coil_> gansta
13:23 < ware> layin the hoes down
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13:24 < ware> leaves the clown in the brown shoe
13:24 < ware> f00
13:24 <@coil_> lolwat
13:25 < ware> listen to the sound of the how now cow sow
13:25  * coil_ hits the can
13:25 < ware> triple frown crown
13:25 < ware> NAHMSAYN NAHMSAYN?
13:26 <@coil_> no
13:27 < ware> then u aint a real gangsta
13:27 <@coil_> tru dat.
13:27 < ware> MAN STFU F
13:27 < ware> OO
13:27 <@coil_> k
13:27 < ware> you act liek u no but u dont
13:27 <@coil_> u just dont know me man.
13:27 < ware> dats wut u think son
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13:28 < ware> heres a real blicka
13:28 < ware> BLICKA BLICKA
13:29 <@coil_> the fuck you talking about
13:30 < eryc> fuck yo' couch
13:30 < eryc> NAHMSAYN!
13:30 <@Drag0n> will you 2 STFU, ghetto that way ---->
13:31 < eryc> east side reprzent
13:31 < eryc>                                               WORD!
13:31 < ware>                                              datz reel kid.
13:31 < ware>                                               reel shiz riht therr
13:32 < ware>                                               man if everyone irc'd over here that'd be annoyin as shit ahhaha
13:32 <@coil_>                                           inorite?
13:32 < ware>                                               u came up short, agin
13:32 <@coil_>                                                        shit happens
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13:33 <@coil_>                                                    it's not about the size, it's about how you use it
13:33 < ware>                                               yah gtfo
13:33  * ware                                              gone to get my oil changed
13:33 <@Shadow404> learn to paste yo
13:33  * ware                                              lulz
13:33 < eryc>                                               wut wut
13:34 <+MaxieZ> Shadoe404: The first 20 bytes are for luzers!
13:34 <+MaxieZ> er Shadow404
13:34 <@coil_>                                                 lolwat
13:43 <@aestetix> hmm
13:44 <@aestetix> how hard are marriages to annul?
13:45 <@aestetix> My friend.... her boyfriend is out of town.
13:45 <@aestetix> So she's getting married to someone else and then getting it annuled, just so she can say it when he gets back
13:45  * aestetix facepalms
13:47 <@Dagmar> You need to hang out with fewer fucking morons, dude.
13:49 <@aestetix> She wanted to marry me.
13:49 <@aestetix> I thought it was a funny idea. But this was at 2am and I was also drunk.
13:49 <@Dolemite> well if you sex0r it up with her, you can't get an annulment
13:49 <@Drag0n> preferably people without wheel monts on their homes
13:49 <@Drag0n> mount
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13:49 <@aestetix> I remember something about getting an annulment within 24 hours
13:50 < eryc> seems like a waste of money
13:50 <@Dolemite> the laws vary from state to state
13:50  * aestetix looks up nyc law
13:50 < eryc> shes gonna get a divorce lawyer and make you pay
13:51 <@aestetix> me? fat chance in hell I'm getting married to her
13:51 <@Drag0n> fill out a prenup giving you everything she owns
13:51 <@Dolemite> and just because you ask for an annulment it doesn't mean you'll  be granted one
13:51 <@aestetix> She's a nice girl, but I'm not throwing my career and savings away for some chick I met on the street
13:52 <@Dolemite> ah, so she's a street walker
13:52 < eryc> street or street corner?
13:52 <@aestetix> lol
13:52 < eryc> i was proposed to while walking around baltimore once
13:53 < eryc> im not into bag ladies tho
13:53 <@coil_> bag ladies
13:54 < eryc> bagging ladies is ok
13:54 <@aestetix> Hmm. I'm glad she decided to "marry" this other guy first.
13:55 <@aestetix> It means she'll have to get the annullment and whatever else before she tries to marry me. According to NY law.... there are legal ramifications for this. Impacting not only bride and groom, but also the clergyman or state officer signing the papers.
13:56 <@aestetix> And trying to marry me without getting the other annulled first will make her guilty of either bigamy or perjury.
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14:06 <@critch> aestetix: annullments are not granted very often. You have to usually prove the marriage was fraudulent in some way so the state makes it as if it never happened. Divorce is more likely.
14:07 < eryc> getting married isnt as a good a prank as making a porn
14:07 < eryc> i suggest the later
14:08 <@critch> aestetix: a good reason to make a claim for annullment is if you found out after the fact that the partner in a hetero relationship is really homosexual.
14:08 <@coil_> hire a trick
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14:08 < eryc> trickle treat, off your feet
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14:15 <@aestetix> critch: but don't you need proof for that?
14:20 <@critch> I was just stating an example of what it takes for an annullment. The state doesn't want to say a marriage didn't happen without good proof and usually short timing. Of course what the state says and the same thing from the Catholic church is different. I understand for Catholics to get a church recognized annullment, it requires petitioning the pope.
14:22 <@maco> er...i think a bishop's high enough up
14:22 <@Drag0n> nope, thats only good for pardoning the pedofile priests <g>
14:23 <@critch> since I am not catholic I don't know. I just remember snippits of my friend who was trying to get his first marriage annulled such that he could have the big church wedding with the girl he was dating.
14:23 <@Evilpig> alleged pedophile
14:24 <@Drag0n> alleged is only relative to the law, not the church
14:26 < eryc> so.. hows that gas shortage
14:26 <@Evilpig> no shortage here.  we're having tacos tonight
14:26  * eryc laughs at lack of southeastern infrastructure
14:27 < eryc> no gas tanks for joo!
14:27 <@coil_> no shortage in texas
14:27 <@coil_> as it should
14:28 <@Drag0n> well, there were long lines at the tom thumb station last night, but i think thats just idiot people
14:28 <@aestetix> Oh boy.
14:28 <@aestetix> There's a whole fucking wikipedia article on NYC divorce law
14:28 <@aestetix> If she went through with this.... *grabs popcorn*
14:28 < eryc> they said 2 more weeks of no gas
14:29 <@aestetix> I know in maryland, you have to be legally separated for at least a year before they even start divorce hearings.
14:29 <@Dagmar> Only for ATL
14:30 <@Dolemite> The only fast way to get a divorce is the Henry VIII method.
14:30 <@aestetix> Hahahaha.
14:30 <@nachoguy> become the pope of your own offshoot religion?
14:30 <@nachoguy> might as well
14:30 <@aestetix> Well
14:31 <@aestetix> Start your own religion, and lop off their heads
14:31 <@Dolemite> He just killed them before he resorted to creating a religion.
14:31 <@nachoguy> gotcha
14:31 <@nachoguy> you're going "classic"
14:31 <@Dolemite> Marriage is difficult to get out of because it's not supposed to be entered into lightly.
14:32 <@aestetix> Oh boy.
14:32 <@aestetix> I just got a text message. She did it.
14:32 <@Dagmar> You realize she'll have to go before a judge to get an annulment
14:32 <@Dagmar> ...and that judge might not be too happy if he finds out why this is necessary.
14:33 < ware> "And they would slay the rest, to become the best.  And then they did drink as so known to do, thusly so, and being such and such, such as like the Iran." -Book of Ware 67:4-5
14:33 <@nachoguy> why is she doing this again? to mess with her boyfriend/husband?
14:33 <@aestetix> nachoguy: boyfriend. Yep.
14:33 <@nachoguy> so she's not currently married.  stupid yes, illegal, no.
14:33 <@Dagmar>  "well, I feel a lot better about doing that hooker while I was out of town then"
14:34 <@Dagmar> Something doesn't have to be explicitly illegal in order to make a judge slap you with a contempt charge
14:34 <@nachoguy> true
14:34 <@Dagmar> ...or just tell someone "You know, I think you guys can resolve these differences.  Leave.  Now."
14:34 <@nachoguy> go in, say you couldn't consumate the marriage, as one of them doesn't ever want kids. Done
14:34 <@nachoguy> it worked for Kenny Chesney.
14:34 <@Evilpig> she can always use the britney excuse. "it was vegas and we were drunk.  we didn't really think about what we were doing"
14:35 <@aestetix> Um.
14:35 <@Drag0n> you know, it would serve her right, to get married to some brain case that doesnt want to have it annuled
14:35 <@aestetix> New York is NOT Vegas.
14:35 <@Evilpig> you get the point dipshit
14:35 <@Dagmar> Lying to a judge about something he's going to have paperwork in front of him that contradicts == WIN
14:36 <@aestetix> I'm just thinking. Imagine them in front of some big black judge from the worst part of Brooklyn.
14:36 <@aestetix> "What the FUCK do you boogers think you're trying to pull?"
14:36 <@Dagmar> lol
14:37 <@aestetix> Imagine the deep booming voice, nostrils flaring. Red flames lighting up in his eyes.
14:38 < eryc> s/eyes/ass/
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14:44 <@aestetix> Actually this could work to my advantage.
14:44 <@aestetix> I can help her get a divorce by helping her cheat on her husband.
14:45 <@rhia> why not just call the bf and update him with his gf idiotic idea?  might solve the whole issue
14:49 <@aestetix> Because it's not just an idiotic idea anymore.
14:49 <@aestetix> I got a message from her. She went through with it. She's now married.
14:49 <@rhia> it's still an idiotic idea, just one that's been acted upon
14:50 <@rhia> aestetix: where DO you find these creatures?
14:53 <@Drag0n> all the better timing to call the bf and forward the text message to him
14:54 <@aestetix> rhia: very literally on the streets of New York
14:54 <@Dagmar> NINJA BEAGLE: http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/09/at-least-this-b.html
14:54 <@Dagmar> You may at first wonder why those boards are crudely nailed above the door.
14:54 <@aestetix> Oh boy
14:54 <@aestetix> "What do you have to do to get divorced?"
14:54 <@aestetix> "idk"
14:55 <@rhia> aestetix: and do you routinely submit stuff to http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/ ?
14:55 <@rhia> aestetix: first, get a good fraud attorney, then a good divorce lawyer
14:56 <@rhia> er, should have been in quotes
14:56 <@aestetix> rhia: hey, I'm just watching the movie. :)
14:56 <@aestetix> ahh
15:00 <@rhia> aestetix: marriage is a legal contract, entering into legal contracts under false pretenses is, at best, fraud
15:00 <@aestetix> Yep.
15:00 <@aestetix> That's exactly what the legal statutes I read said.
15:01 <@Corydon76-dig> rhia: I don't know that marriage really qualifies as a contract, there being no escape clause
15:01 < eryc> marriage is a fraud anyway
15:01 <@aestetix> Um. Not legally.
15:02 <@aestetix> Corydon76-dig: does a contract necessitate an escape clause?
15:02 <@Corydon76-dig> aestetix: a legal contract does, yes
15:02 <@Corydon76-dig> It's an absolute requirement of contract law
15:02 <@Drag0n> death is an escape clause
15:02 <@aestetix> Hmm. Does divorce not count as an escape clause, then?
15:03 <@Corydon76-dig> No, because divorce necessitates a court's involvement
15:03 <@aestetix> Ahh.
15:04 <@Corydon76-dig> A court may dissolve ANY contract at any time, even outside of the escape clause
15:04 <@aestetix> Ahh. I ran into this in Maryland, since a contract can be found not legally binding when it contradicts principals already set forth in city law.
15:05 <@Dagmar> I think this kid deserves the point: http://failblog.org/2008/09/29/opposites-fail/
15:05 <@rhia> http://topics.law.cornell.edu/wex/marriage
15:05 <@rhia> http://www.lectlaw.com/def2/m087.htm
15:07 <@aestetix> Wait.
15:07 <@aestetix> States must grant marriage to people without a valid reason. Interesting.
15:07 <@aestetix> Just the phrasing of that.
15:12 <@Corydon76-dig> rhia: basically, marriage is a weird type of contract, the terms of which would not stand up to other forms of contract law
15:14 <@Corydon76-dig> If it did stand up to other contract law, then more than 2 people could marry, same sex could marry, and persons under the age of 18 would be forbidden to marry
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15:20 <@oddball> aestetix: it's kind of like gun licenses.  Some states require a "valid reason" before you can get a carry permit (may issue), others don't (shall issue).  There have been cases in "may issue" states where the local sherrif has decided that nobody has a valid enough reason.
15:23 <@Dagmar> Here you *can* put in a reasons
15:23 <@Dagmar> er reason.
15:23 <@Dagmar> So long as it doesn't sound like crazy-talk, it's a "good enough" reason, apparently.
15:23 <@Dagmar> I suspect "I like cheese." would get you denied one.
15:24 <@Dagmar> "Kids on my damn lawn." would probably be another way to get denied.
15:24 <@Dolemite> sounds like a valid excuse to me
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15:33 <@aestetix> What if she cheats on him?
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15:38 <@nachoguy> if she wanted to mees with the bf, why not wait until he gets home and just pour ranch dressing all over herself?
15:38 <@nachoguy> none of this "legal" crap
15:38 <@aestetix> nachoguy: see, women don't use logic or reason.
15:38 <@nachoguy> or ranch
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15:46 <@rhia> aestetix: ahem .....
15:46 <@rhia> aestetix: girls you're familiar with don't use logic or reason
15:46 <@aestetix> rhia: touche
15:46 <@rhia> women do, but maybe you're just unfamiliar with them
15:47 <@rhia> <G>
15:47  * aestetix grins
15:50 < polerin> heh
15:50 < polerin> no comment XD
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15:52 <@Dolemite> HOLY SHIT
15:52 <@Dolemite> don't fry a power supply for a Promise RM8000
15:52 <@Dolemite> They don't make the power supplies any more
15:52 <@Dolemite> They have exactly 1 left in stock and want $426 for it.
15:56 <@Drag0n> guess its time to upgrade to a bigger name company
15:56 < ware> HAR HAR HAR I GUESS SO!
16:06 <@SkyDog_> $426? wow.
16:11 <@Evilpig> hey i like promise
16:12 < ware> i like promises too! nothing like a broken heart!
16:13 <@Evilpig> I have an old promise sx6000 pro at home still kicking.
16:33 <@coil_> you need to kick the bucket
16:38 <@coil_> oh o this harddrive motor just started to produce 200% more noise then it was
16:39 <@Catonic_lp> god
16:39 <@Catonic_lp> please give me the strength to not beat the everloving hell out of my coworkers.
16:39 <@coil_> no
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18:51 <@coil> oh it's oct 1
18:51 <@coil> hmm
18:52 <@tcstool> can you believe that?
18:52 <@coil> the year has flown by
18:53 <@tcstool> Yeah it really has
18:54 <@Catonic_lp> aye
18:54 <@coil> makes me depressed
18:54 <@coil> makes me wonder what im doing with my life
18:55 <@tcstool> I often wonder that
18:56 <@Corydon76-dig> You often wonder what coil is doing with his life?
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19:00 <@sdodson> Corydon76-dig: what are you doing with your life?
19:00 <@tcstool> No i wonder what I'm doing with my own, but close enough
19:01 <@Corydon76-dig> sdodson: using it
19:02 <@sdodson> brimstone: zomg lefthand bizout by hp
19:02 <@sdodson> I'm not as far professionally as I'd like to be.
19:02 <@sdodson> Oh well.
19:02 <@Corydon76-dig> sdodson: I thought everybody wanted to be professionally retired
19:03 <@Corydon76-dig> and able to dabble
19:03 < eryc> woot i got an iphone
19:04 <@Corydon76-dig> eryc: Welcome to 2007
19:04 <@sdodson> Corydon76-dig: Don't be a dick.
19:04 <@sdodson> eryc: hahah, hoser.
19:04 <@Corydon76-dig> sdodson: why not, I'm good at it.
19:04 <@Corydon76-dig> Just ask the bf
19:04 <@Drag0n> only at taking it
19:05 <@sdodson> OMG THAT WAS SOOOO WITTY!
19:06 <@Corydon76-dig> sdodson: you want to compare dick size?  Pull it out.
19:07 <@sdodson> Corydon76-dig: what led you to believe that's what I wanted to do?
19:07 <@Corydon76-dig> I got some tweezers for you
19:11 < eryc> 2007 was the crappy iphone for stupid hosers
19:11 < eryc> now im a 3g hoser
19:12 <@Drag0n> get a G1
19:14 < eryc> no multitouch
19:14 < eryc> no dice
19:14 <@Drag0n> at least it doesnt have apple saying you cant install said app because it competes with their product
19:15 <@aestetix> Ok.
19:15 <@aestetix> Bre's TV show is really good.
19:15 <@aestetix> He has the potential to be the next Bill Nye
19:16 <@sdodson> Drag0n: Google is just as bad as Apple.
19:17 < eryc> what apps has apple blocked exactly?
19:17 <@Drag0n> there was a itunes competitor, and few silly ones
19:20 < eryc> i want the $1000 gem app
19:20 <@sdodson> http://davidnielsen.wordpress.com/2008/10/01/oh-the-irony-2/
19:20 <@sdodson> cerkit: ^^
19:21 < eryc> some novell guy was bitching about ubuntu
19:22 <@sdodson> eryc: About their lack of kernel patches?
19:22 <@Shadow404> meow
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19:22 < eryc> yea i didnt read it
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19:40 < eryc> sweet, pandora on iphone
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20:06 <@coil> pantera?
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20:26 <@Shadow404> eryc: yeah, but it buffers like crazy unless your hooked up to a wifi or have full bars on a non busy tower
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20:27 <@Shadow404> ShadowHntr: UPDATE!
20:27 <@coil> eta on Shadow404 stfudiaf
20:27 <@Shadow404> heh, my autoscript worked again
20:27 <@ShadowHntr> ?
20:27 <@Shadow404> coil: diaf
20:27 <@Shadow404> woot
20:30 <@Evilpig> best use of USB evar!  http://tinyurl.com/5sj9bp
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20:31 <@Shadow404> Evilpig: please tell me its a device when used by coil, makes him spontaneously combust into a tower of flames?
20:32 <@ShadowHntr> the flaming tower of... coil?
20:32 <@coil> very much so
20:32 <@Shadow404> actuallly that device you linked would be a great addition to my holocause bag which cotains my taser, a box of .40 cal rounds, first aid kit, amd emergency long range radio
20:33 <@Shadow404> *holocaust
20:33 <@Shadow404> and other assorted essentials, including usb cables and clean water supply
20:33 <@Shadow404> now theres a good topic starter for the list
20:33 <@Shadow404> ....
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20:34 <@coil> ......
20:34 < jb70d> Good Evening, Mateys
20:34 <@coil> hi2u
20:36 <@Corydon76-dig> Evening, polar
20:36 <@Evilpig> as far as usb devices go that one there is pretty damned cool
20:36 < jb70d> either good eye or good memory, Corydon haha
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20:37 <@Corydon76-dig> Memory, of course
20:37 <@coil> i think ima drive to pn
20:37 <@coil> it sounds like a fun road trip
20:37 <@coil> maybe it will make me wanna move back
20:38 < jb7od> i met you at a pn.
20:38 <@coil> yes
20:39 < jb7od> ur a quiet mf. were anyway
20:39 <@Evilpig> I will be holding court on the 9th floor this year with a bottle of makers and a bottle of coke
20:39 <@Corydon76-dig> polar:  How do you pronounce your first name, anyway?
20:39 < jb7od> my name is Porter, like paints.
20:40 < jb7od> I knew a kid from germany with your name.
20:40 <@Corydon76-dig> Oh.  The way it appears on FB, it appears French
20:40 <@coil> hi can i have ur fb
20:40 <@Shadow404> Evilpig: court? are there apples involved?
20:40 < jb7od> i do that to keep the stalkers off my sack.
20:41 <@Corydon76-dig> Heh
20:43 <@Evilpig> for you there might be an apple
20:43 <@Evilpig> Corydon76-dig: do you want any particular kind of steak for friday night?  I am going by our butcher shop to pick up meat
20:44 <@Evilpig> and I'll be marinading it a couple of days before the con
20:44 <@Evilpig> as of right now I think I am just gonna get 10 - 15 lbs of sirloin
20:44 <@ShadowHntr> stop.
20:44 <@Corydon76-dig> Evilpig: you mean like chicken?
20:44 <@Evilpig> oh crap.  you need chicken
20:44 <@ShadowHntr> you're making me hungry.
20:44 <@ShadowHntr> ;)
20:44 <@Evilpig> or I can get fish
20:44 <@Corydon76-dig> Goose or duck would work fine, too
20:44 <@Evilpig> I forgot about you and 4 legged tasty animals
20:45 <@Corydon76-dig> Tuna steak?
20:45 <@Evilpig> i'll see what I can get.  I know I can get swordfish steak
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21:03 <@dasunt> Getting seriously drunk.
21:09 < eryc> tube steak for corydon
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21:13 <@dasunt> i'm drunk, not easy.
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21:26 < jb7od> weh
21:26 < jb7od> time for intoxication & Boards of Canada
21:27 <@dasunt> I'm ahead of you.,
21:27 < jb7od> you'll win too, i only got 1/4 bottle of rum left
21:27 <@dasunt> Ah, young grasshopper, you must come prepared.
21:27 < jb7od> why u drinkin? not that one needs a reason..
21:28 <@dasunt> 1.75L bottles of Seagrams cheapo gin is where it is at.
21:28 <@dasunt> I'm drinking because I'm bored and life sucks.\
21:28 < jb7od> gin makes me transform.
21:28 < jb7od> i'd get kickbanned from life if i kept drinking gin.
21:29 <@dasunt> heh.
21:29 <@dasunt> I do fine.
21:29 < jb7od> that's as good a reason as any
21:29 < jb7od> i've had dear friends try and kick my ass, i can't control my evil hand hahaha
21:30 < jb7od> but rum... that's what's up these days, matey
21:30 < jb7od> OH HELL SLASHDOT JUST HIT THE INBOX
21:30 < jb7od> haha
21:31 <@dasunt> I'm a little drunk.
21:31 <@dasunt> Food run?
21:31 < jb7od> ooh man
21:32 < jb7od> gotta put something on ur stomach?
21:32 <@dasunt> Oreos, I think.
21:33 < jb7od> i used to ride a 15' box truck with a cat who'd say that before drinking or smokin he was from wust vuhginuh
21:33 < jb7od> ah gotta put somethin on mah stomach
21:34 < jb7od> dude ate more biscuits than any person i've ever known.
21:35 < jb7od> that became jargon for just a break in general "get us uh biscuit"
21:36 < jb7od> "love feelin mah callouses snag on those lil pannies"
21:36 < jb7od> "man you don't take a CHECK to a powder deal!"
21:37 < jb7od> peace to roger dale, wherever that bastard is
21:43 <@ShadowHntr> i guess i'll be bringing the bottle of Thorazine. Ware won't be the only one needing sedating at the con. ;P
21:44 <@coil> i got two turn tables and a microphone
21:48 < eryc> wiggity wiggity wack
21:48 < eryc> so waht you think of that
21:48 <@coil> just clap your hands
21:54 < jb7od> there's got to be a more fun way than thorazine.
21:55 < jb7od> LOL i just had a flash of me runnin down the hall at the con with dude trying to dart me, buncha hypos hangin out of my shoulder like "blraaffadffrrrrggg!!!"
21:56 < ware> coil: fag
21:56 < ware> err i mean hai*
21:56 <@coil> ware, quwer
21:56 < ware> qwerty?
21:56 < ware> omg howd u hack mah passwd
21:56 < ware> urelee
21:56 < ware> t
21:56 <@coil> inorite.
22:01 <@ShadowHntr> jb7od: i wish i could legally acquire tranquilizer darts. that'd be the only way i could convince myself to spring for a sidearm.
22:05 < jb7od> haha tag and release
22:06 <@dasunt> Oh?
22:06 <@dasunt> What's a tranq dart anyways?  Might be easy to hack together.
22:08 < jb7od> http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2120/1904001823_d38061d503.jpg
22:08 < jb7od> gd. i'm really askin for it.. sigh.. i'm going to have to take the vest and some adrenaline i guess..
22:09 <@dasunt> http://opensuitcase.wordpress.com/2008/09/30/september-madness/
22:11 <@coil> they passed the bill
22:11 <@coil> 700billoion
22:11 <@coil> ???
22:11 <@Feltenix> it hasn't completely passed yet
22:12 <@Feltenix> the house hasn't passed it yet and it hasn't been signed
22:12 <@coil> who just passed it
22:12 <@coil> oh
22:12 <@Feltenix> the senate
22:12 <@brimstone> did the senate pass it?
22:12 <@Feltenix> yes
22:12 <@Feltenix> 74-25
22:12 <@brimstone> gotcha
22:12 <@coil> never let a women tell you information
22:12 <@coil> they always get it wrong
22:12 <@Feltenix> that means you can get some very good info from them if you just assume the inverse of what they say is true
22:13 <@coil> lpol
22:13 <@ShadowHntr> dasunt: tranquilizer dart isn't self-explanatory?
22:13 <@ShadowHntr> i imagine you could hack the hardware together
22:14 <@ShadowHntr> but the tranquilizer part would be a little difficult (at least legality-wise)
22:14 < jb7od> dude that's a pretty spot on diagram i imagine
22:16 < jb7od> just a hypo with a spring and a counterweight. you could make it out of an airgun i bet, without needing a 'firearm' per se.
22:17 <@dasunt> ShadowHntr: There are probablyl chemicals that will work as tranqs.
22:17 <@dasunt> Some sold OTC or for other uses.
22:17 <@ShadowHntr> dasunt: not legally.
22:17 <@ShadowHntr> most are controlled substances or controlled as analogues.
22:17 <@ShadowHntr> well
22:17 <@ShadowHntr> perhaps benadryl...
22:17 <@ShadowHntr> :)
22:17 < jb7od> i bet tranqin ppl is illegal even if it's just nyquil
22:18 <@ShadowHntr> probably less illegal than firing someone with live rounds...
22:19 < jb7od> well i bet keeping somebody in a cellar for years is less illegal than live rounds but that doesn't mean you wouldn't deserve to be on a pike.
22:20 <@ShadowHntr> that's true.
22:32 <@Dagmar> Jesus
22:32 <@Dagmar> Is anyone else reading Anathem?
22:32 <@Dagmar> ...or, more specifically, trying to read it?
22:32 < jb7od> negative. Hi Dag
22:33 <@Dagmar> Sup
22:33 < jb7od> u mane
22:33 < jb7od> did i miss anything good?
22:33 <@Dagmar> Not particularly
22:34 <@Dagmar> I had me a little wreck yesterday
22:34 <@aestetix> Dagmar: not yet.
22:34 <@aestetix> Is it any better than the Baroque Cycle?
22:34 <@Dagmar> aestetix: Hard to say
22:34 <@Dagmar> It *sounds* interesting, but... Look at xkcd.
22:34 < jb7od> did you sustain damage?
22:35 <@aestetix> Ok, let me rephrase.
22:35 <@aestetix> Does it suck less than the Baroque Cycle?
22:35 <@Dagmar> jb7od: Yeah I lost about four square inches of skin off my elbow, and my shoulder is sort
22:35 <@Dagmar> er sore
22:35 <@Dagmar> Asphalt is *hard*
22:35 <@Dagmar> aestetix: Again hard to say
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22:35 <@Dagmar> There's so many fucking words here that make jack and shit sense
22:36 < jb7od> http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v312/142/36/1455313645/n1455313645_30052658_6874.jpg
22:36 <@dasunt> My coworker worries me somedays
22:36 < jb7od> that's my latest booboo
22:36 < jb7od> BLAM
22:36 <@coil> ow
22:36 <@coil> why did you do that
22:36 <@dasunt> Mentioned how you don't have to go searching for strange shit on the internet, 'cause if you spend enough time on it, you'll stumble across too much anyways.
22:36 <@Dagmar> I have NO idea what a 'math' is and I don't think it has anything to do with numbers.
22:37 < jb7od> handstand gone wrong
22:37 <@coil> ouch
22:37 <@Dagmar> jb7od: Ah... I was about to ask
22:37 < jb7od> it's better now
22:37 <@dasunt> jb7od: Don't do that!
22:37 <@Evilpig> one more missing photo nabbed 
22:37 <@dasunt> Dagmar: Reading Anathem?
22:37 < jb7od> haha
22:37 < jb7od> that's what my daughter said
22:37 <@Dagmar> dasunt: yes.  Trying to anyway
22:37 < jb7od> DAD YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT IN THE HOUSE
22:37 < jb7od> lol
22:38 <@Dagmar> jb7od: I found some "suprise gravel" at the intersection of 18th and Wedgewood that was deployed by careless construction workers
22:38 <@dasunt> Dagmar: have you seen my shirt?
22:38 <@Dagmar> dasunt: Nope
22:38 <@Catonic_lp> "fuck me, I'm vegan.
22:38 < jb7od> Dagnar: ow. i know a kid who lost all the fingernails on one hand that way
22:38 <@Dagmar> Does it say "why does stephenson hate english SO MUCH???"
22:38 < jb7od> LOL
22:39 <@Dagmar> jb7od: I was doing like 12-15mph at the time
22:39 < jb7od> oh man
22:39 <@dasunt> Dagmar: http://www.flickr.com/photos/tsunad/2891604920/
22:39 <@Dagmar> I'd ask what the shirt says, but I doubt it would make any sense
22:39 <@Dagmar> Do *you* know what the fuck a math is?
22:39 <@dasunt> Dagmar: Click 'all sizes'.
22:40 <@brimstone> i know what a math is
22:40 <@brimstone> i have two of them
22:40 <@Dagmar> Speely, farcaster, got those figured out
22:40 <@dasunt> Dagmar: AFAICT, a math is like a college, a concert is like a university, but for the pseudoreligious scientific orders in Anathem.
22:40 < jb7od> i don't get any more ambiguous than the urantia book
22:40 < jb7od> past that, its just an ass-pain
22:41 <@brimstone> ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh anatham is that thing with all the madeup words
22:41 <@Dagmar> dasunt: Okay.  A math is a uni then.  That makes sense.
22:41 < jb7od> and i get to pass over to the next realm with the knowledge i smoked a page of it lol.
22:41 <@Dagmar> He didn't put much effort into making shit up for this
22:41 <@Dagmar> I just have one more question
22:41 <@Dagmar> Why doesn't the definition on that shirt include a reference *to* Anathem's made-up language
22:42 <@Dagmar> jb7od: Gideons makes better rolling papers
22:42 <@Dagmar> 4 reely
22:42 < jb7od> see you're expecting sense again
22:42 < jb7od> i hear ya, just a factoid
22:42 < jb7od> lol
22:42 <@dasunt> Dagmar: Back of the shirt says "Anathembook.com"
22:43 <@Dagmar> dasunt: Not quite what I was alluding to
22:44 <@ShadowHntr> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1065033/How-far-bounce--The-extraordinary-taunts-sick-ghouls-jeered-teenager-leapt-death.html
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22:47 < jb7od> ShadowHntr: that wrecked my hardon
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22:48 <@ShadowHntr> jb7od: sorry, but there's a time and a place for everything.
22:48 <@coil> lol
22:49 <@dasunt> And that place is college!
22:49 <@ShadowHntr> HAHAHAHA
22:49 <@ShadowHntr> dasunt: amen.
22:49 <@ShadowHntr> ;)
22:49 < jb7od> suicide or breaking wood? im confused..
22:50 < jb7od> (mine still works... see you at the con!)
22:50 < jb7od> lol
22:51 < jb7od> i won't bounce without taking a few with me first- 3}=D>
22:52 <@Dagmar> \This is what happens when people stop taking the intiative to snatch dumbasses up by the scruff of the neck and say "You're being a jackass.  Cease this at once."
22:52 < jb7od> talking about the bullies or the vic?
22:53 < jb7od> i guess plurally implicit bullies
22:53 < jb7od> sorry
22:53 <@Evilpig> HA!  http://se2600.org/ircstats/day.html
22:53 <@Dagmar> I got no problem with snatchin' up multiple kids at one time
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22:54 <@Dagmar> heheh
22:54 < jb7od> HAHAHA
22:54 < jb7od> that's rad
22:55 <@Evilpig> gonna have me a list at phreaknic to get the rest of those holes filled
22:56 <@Dagmar> Get better pix of rhia.  :0
22:56 <@Evilpig> it's impossible
22:56 < jb7od> sounds like a challenge...                             enter the weirdo.
22:57 <@ShadowHntr> damn, i need to get my pic updated.
22:57 <@ShadowHntr> lol jb7od
22:57 < jb7od> now i'm gettin tranqed for sure
22:59 < jb7od> hey, anybody that sees me with a dart hanging out of my neck at pn- help a brudda out
23:01 <@ShadowHntr> lol
23:01 <@ShadowHntr> what, shoot you a second time to get all psychadelic? ;)
23:02 < jb7od> lol you know i've heard "I can't believe you're still moving" more than once in this lifetime...
23:03 < jb7od> i'm going out on some 'reporters who dared' nat geo sh this year...
23:03 < jb7od> the first year we mashed the wifirace my "team" was puking out the window of the trooper whne the race got called... pathetic...
23:04 < jb7od> i've got to redeem myself somehow..
23:04 < jb7od> to myself
23:04 < ware> http://video.knbc.com/player/?id=715862
23:04 < ware> lol oh shit
23:04 < jb7od> i got the yagi this year..
23:05 <@Evilpig> how do I not have a picture of Drag0n ?  hrmmmm Drag0n ?
23:05 < jb7od> damn ware.
23:06 < jb7od> that's gangster
23:06 < ware> rofl
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23:13 < jb7od> SAS!
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23:13 < jb7od> aw
23:13 <@coil> no
23:13 <@coil> u
23:14 <@Drag0n> because my picture is elusive and slides off the film
23:15 <@coil> pics or shens
23:15 < jb7od> that's my nuh.
23:15 < jb7od> he helped me once.
23:15 <@coil> oh
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23:19 <@Dagmar> That reminds me
23:19 <@Dagmar> sys     2m30.361s
23:20 <@Dagmar> wrong chan
23:20 <@coil_> lrn2irc
23:20 <@ShadowHntr> lol
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23:38 <@ShadowHntr> hmmm...
23:42 < jb7od> okay, preregistration gets you -5 off the door... but what is the door?
23:43 <@brimstone> large, wooden, has windows in it
23:43 <@brimstone> nice smooth handles
23:43 <@brimstone> fun to push
23:43 <@brimstone> but you can pull it too
23:43 < jb7od> they're glass, i've been there.
23:43 <@brimstone> then why'd you ask?
23:44 < jb7od> i expected too much?
23:44 <@dasunt> The AIDS virus is 100 years old.
23:44 < jb7od> i read..
23:45 <@dasunt> Which means that the CIA must have a time machine in order to have made the AIDS virus to get rid of Africans and gays.
23:48 < jb7od> well they f'd that up if so.
23:50 <@Catonic> they didn't count on integration
23:50 < jb7od> we need to disabiguate the cost of going to the con. i'm bankrupt, so it matters. the room is 72? found that.. but 'registration'?
23:50 < jb7od> quando es badge?
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23:51 <@SkyDog_> It's $25 for entry into the con.
23:51 <@coil> hi how do i phreaknic
23:51 < jb7od> thank you very much SkyDog_
23:51 < jb7od> with money
23:52 <@Catonic> coil: what was your first pn?
23:52 <@coil> 6
23:52 < jb7od> i saw him 2 yrs ago.
23:52 <@Catonic> ok.
23:53 <@coil> pics or it didn't happen
23:53 <@Catonic> holy fuck. I had my bass at PN6.
23:53 <@coil> yes
23:53 <@coil> and you played it just for me
23:53 <@Catonic> I've been playing bass on and off for six years.
23:53 < jb7od> lol
23:53 <@coil> mr lefty on a right handed guitar
23:53 <@Catonic> I got a righty now
23:53 <@coil> ???
23:53 < jb7od> haha
23:54 <@Catonic> err
23:54 <@Catonic> lefty
23:54 <@coil> ahh
23:54 < jb7od> you ever do the Jimi and put the strings on upside down?
23:54 <@coil> would you play for me
23:57 <@Catonic> coil: that was before you were gay
23:57 <@coil> :(
23:57 <@Catonic> jb7od: no, conventional. righty on righty was too difficult to map
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