--- Log opened Wed Apr 23 00:00:38 2008
00:13 <@aestetix> fucking hell
00:13 <@aestetix> why does my toilet have to flood the basement at 1am
00:25 < mtown_ner1> Because it's one of those weak-ass "eco-flush" 2 gal toilets? :o
00:30 < cwire> more like fucking hell, when did it turn into 1am? :(
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01:29 <@polerin> no shit
01:29 <@polerin> O_O
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04:39 <@wontonjoe> morning bitches
06:37 <@ladymerlin> whee
06:43 <@wontonjoe> yahoo!
06:43 <@wontonjoe> third apple interview tomorrow
07:05 < Shadow404> meow
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07:10 <@aestetix> third interview?
07:11 <@Shadow404> apple/
07:11 <@Shadow404> ?
07:11 <@Shadow404> why the fuck would you want to work for apple?
07:11 <@Shadow404> are you one of those apple hippies that talk about their leopard all day?
07:11 <@aestetix> Shadow404: I think the more relevant question is 'what kind of job can wontonjoe get that requires three interviews?'
07:12 <@Shadow404> maybe, they are looking for that exceptional saleperson for their retails store
07:12 <@Shadow404> they wanna make sure the salesperson can convey a good image of ipods and the such
07:28 <@I-MOD> i could get that job! i look like an ipod!
07:28  * I-MOD mangles his M to make it look like a P
07:47 < ware> woot
07:48 < ware> bike just hit 20k miles
07:48 < ware> ive put 3500 miles on it since july
07:48 <@Shadow404> try 49,500
07:48 < ware> what year is yours? mines a 92
07:48 <@Shadow404> 84
07:53 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:55 <@Dolemite> So I read the slashdot article on the $1/gallon gas from cellulose...   they said that they are at 50% efficiency now, and at 100% it would cost $1/gallon....   ok, I'm fine with that...   but I'll take 1,000 gallons of that 50% efficient $2/gallon gas right now.
07:56 <@Dolemite> $3.41/gallon to fill up last night
07:56 < ware> yep
07:56 < ware> its 3.45-50 here in Cookeville
07:56 < ware> and im on my bike
07:57 <@Dolemite> Yeah, it seems blasphemous to be able to put $15 of gas in a motorcycle
07:57 < ware> :D
07:57 < ware> $15 of premium
07:57 < ware> my tank only hold ~4 gallons too
07:57 < ware> i can go about 70 miles on a gallon
07:57 < ware> on the interstate*
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08:07 <@Shadow404> ware: you dont need to use premium in a bike
08:07 <@Shadow404> unless your on the track
08:19 <@I-MOD> yeah...i get ~40mpg in my car if i use premium (on the highway)
08:20 <@I-MOD> w/ non-premium and city driving, i get down to ~30mpg :/
08:20 <@Dolemite> that's a *huge* swing
08:20 <@I-MOD> yes, it is
08:20 <@I-MOD> my car also likes the summer alot
08:22  * I-MOD runs around screaming as switchvox BS fills his brain and promptly slams his head into a brick wall
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08:36 <@ladymerlin> ~
08:36 <+MxZBot> ladymerlin: i don't know
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08:42  * Shadow404 kicks MxZBot 
08:43 <@Shadow404> no one asked for your input
08:43  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
08:43 <@Shadow404> oh yeah
08:43 <@Shadow404> Dolemite: how is the dolebear fairing?
08:43 <@Dolemite> Ah, thanks.  I needed somebody else's sleeve to wipe my nose on.
08:44 <@aestetix> Dolemite: it's ok. I already got that sleeve damp cleaning my toilet.
08:44 <@Dolemite> That explains why it smelled like Shadow404's mom.
08:44 <@Shadow404> haha
08:44 <@Shadow404> i make good money o her, so you just keep laughing
08:53 <@tzanger> http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/14/funny-pictures-i-haz-a-flavr-i-keeps-it/
08:53 <@tzanger> that's probably my all-time favourite lolcat
08:54 <@Dolemite> ~minilink
08:54 <+MxZBot> http://maxiez.com/l/icanhascheezburger.com/JW2pP
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09:02 < ware> weee
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09:13 <@nachoguy> mr0nin
09:19 <@nachoguy> hah, today's xkcd is great
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09:29 <@tzanger> it's okay
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09:37 <@nachoguy> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080422/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_congo_democratic_witchcraft
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09:41 <@I-MOD> wow....
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09:41 <@I-MOD> nice article
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09:44 <@someninjamaster> http://xkcd.com/
09:44 < ware> jeesh
09:45 < ware> 09:19 <@ nachoguy> hah, today's xkcd is great
09:45 < ware> crazy mexicans and thier penis snatching
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10:00 <@nachoguy> http://www.scandekalb.com/mugshots/?city=All&date=2008-04-16&id=902928
10:02 <@brimstone> http://www.scandekalb.com/mugshots/?city=All&date=2008-04-16&id=902904 her shirt
10:04 <@nachoguy> http://www.scandekalb.com/mugshots/?city=All&date=2008-04-16&id=902971
10:04 <@nachoguy> I can only read part of her shirt
10:05 <@nachoguy> but it's sort of funny when combined with driving without a license
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10:30 <@Shadow404> look, ware's next gf: http://www.scangwinnett.com/mugshots/?city=All&date=2008-04-22&id=2008060380
10:31 <@rattle> ware:  Way to go d00d!
10:33 <@I-MOD> wow...the race distribution varies HEAVILY from county to county
10:33 < Pr0nStrGeek_Work> there are no hot girls with DUIs...
10:33 < Pr0nStrGeek_Work> go figure... they must have gone with the barbie cummings philosophy on how to avoid problems with the law...
10:34 <@Shadow404> give officers blow jobs to get out of tickets?
10:36 < Pr0nStrGeek_Work> yeah...
10:47 < ware> interesting
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10:51 <@oddball> Real quick question, anybody know if you can get a license just for outlook?
10:53 <@Dolemite> I don't think so
10:54 <@Dolemite> but I don't know for sure
10:54 <@rattle> Doesn't office professional have outlook?
10:54 < ware> not anymore
10:54 < ware> you gotta get office basic at least
10:54 <@Dolemite> All versions of office have Outlook
10:54 < ware> at least*
10:55 <@oddball> Well, this place may be up to moving from MS office to OpenOffice, but there's no way I could get them to let go of Outlook.
10:55 <@oddball> Dolemite: wrong, the student and teacher ed hasn't since the 2003 edition
10:55 < ware> use OWA
10:55 < ware> most of them wouldnt know the difference anyways ;)
10:56 <@Dolemite> Hrmm.  Ok, I guess the Student/Teacher edition is different from the version we can get for home use, because what I picked up for my wife has it.
10:57 <@oddball> ware: oh god no... there are a number of folks here that are big into stupid outlook tricks
10:59 <@nachoguy> any greasemonkey experts in the house?
11:00 <@nachoguy> I've got a URl with a bunch of single digit subdirs http://foo.bar/bob/1/3/5/7/9/blah.txt
11:00 <@nachoguy> I need to find a way to match the /(number)/
11:00 <@nachoguy> I can't quite figure out the syntax I need
11:03 <@Pr0nStrGeek> Yes, you can get a license for just Outlook...
11:03 <@Pr0nStrGeek> last I knew, they were about $90...
11:04 < dmcmorris_esi> nachoguy: are you thinking of something like rewrite? or what?
11:04 <@Pr0nStrGeek> http://www.google.com/products?q=outlook+2007&btnG=Search+Products
11:04 <@nachoguy> dmcmorris_esi yep
11:05 <@brimstone> yes, first get them using firefox, thunderbird, oo.org, then switch the os out from under them when they're not looking
11:05 < dmcmorris_esi> nachoguy: I don't think I quite grasp what you're trying to do...
11:06 <@nachoguy> it's fine
11:06 <@Pr0nStrGeek> oddball: are they even using Exchange? Outlook isn't anything special without it.
11:07 <@nachoguy> I'll just rewrite the webcode.  I'm not fluent enough in js and grease monkey to handle this
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11:36 <@nachoguy> easier regex question
11:37 <@nachoguy> with sed, if I want to echo "foo bar baz"|sed -e 's/<something>/' to get "bar baz", based on the fact that "foo" could be anything, what is the regex I'm looking for?
11:38 <@nachoguy> something to match from start of line until it hits "foo"
11:42 < ware> lol
11:43 < ware> apparently downloaded the 600mb Spanish version of the driver cd
11:44 <@brimstone> do you know "bar" nachoguy?
11:44 <@brimstone> just not "foo" ?
11:45 < ware> si per tuti
11:45 < ware> this is the italian version actually
11:45 <@nachoguy> I know bar
11:45  * ware steals all of nachoguy's bars and replaces them with foo
11:45 <@brimstone> sed -e 's/^.*bar/bar/g'
11:46 <@nachoguy> when I'm done, I want to strip foo and baz off.  I figure if I can get foo removed, baz should be the reverse
11:46 <@nachoguy> nice
11:46 <@nachoguy> I missed that combo
11:46 <@nachoguy> I was mucking about with []
11:46 <@brimstone> sed -e 's/bar.*$/bar/g'
11:46 <@brimstone> wait, but if you know bar...
11:47 <@nachoguy> got it
11:47  * brimstone dances in the street
12:00 < ware> brimstone > x
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12:35 <@rattle> Anyone want a job in Cambridge?
12:36 <@rattle> Strong unix/linux.  perl and python.  on call rotation with 7-10 people.  strong communication, troubleshooting, teamwork, circle jerks, etc..
12:37 <@tzanger> which cambridge
12:38 <@tzanger> oh I'm in se2600
12:38 <@tzanger> so not cambridge, ontario :-)
12:39 <@rattle> Boston
12:47 <@Shadow404> ware: looks like rattle's got the perfect job for you including circle jerks
12:47 < ware> so long, and thanks for all the fish.
12:48 <@Shadow404> ware: your a dolphin now?
12:48 < ware> youre*
12:48 < ware> lol
12:48 <@Neoteric> the only cirle I ever jerk is the citizen's cracker circle for justice (and self love)
12:49 <@Dolemite> ware : nice incorrect correction.  It's "you're".
12:49 <@Neoteric> cracker circumference...
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13:04 <@aestetix> mmmmm
13:04 <@aestetix> thisi s nice
13:04 <@aestetix> I can write this code in 2 days
13:04 <@aestetix> and I have 8 weeks
13:07 <@Shadow404> so extend it out, make it look like your doing alot of owork and extensive testing and give timed bs updates
13:08 <@Shadow404> and on your progress
13:08 <@aestetix> actually
13:08 <@aestetix> since its coding, I'm gonna add in new features and make it pretty
13:08 <@Shadow404> aww, cute
13:09 < ware> Dolemite: youre and you're are the same thing
13:09 < ware> your and youre are not
13:10 <@Dolemite> No, "you're" is a contraction of the two words, "you" and "are"
13:10 < ware> now be gone before i get my sorceror-for-hire to shirnk your penis!
13:10 < ware> shrink!
13:10 < ware> so is youre
13:10 < ware> without the apostrophe
13:10 <@dc0de> ware; youre is a misspelling.
13:10 < ware> which isnt required on irc
13:10 <@dc0de> it's not a word
13:10 <@Dolemite> ware : Hermione Granger's upskirt shots already grew my penis.  ERECTO PETRONUM!
13:10 < ware> you did not make a complete sentence!
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13:10 < ware> that is a sentence fragment!
13:11 < ware> you did not capitalize the first letter!
13:11 <@dc0de> :)_
13:11 < ware> we're all smart enough to understand
13:11 < ware> and your was used incorrectly
13:11 < ware> and should have been youre
13:11 <@Dolemite> No, it should have been, "you're."
13:12 <@dc0de> most of us will actually make an attempt to add the punctuation, when it's appropriate.
13:12 <@dc0de> Dolemite was just pointing out that you were WRONG.
13:12 <@Dolemite> I was also pointing out that his attempt at correcting a grammatical mistake was syntactically incorrect.
13:13 <@dc0de> Dolemite; oh, very nice.
13:16 <@aestetix> Yeah, Dolemite is correct.
13:16 <@aestetix> The apostrophe is necessary to signify a contraction.
13:17 <@Dolemite> And while we are not strict in enforcing proper King's English at all times on here, if you are going to call someone out on a mistake, at least be smart enough to check your shit before hitting enter or be prepared to face the ridicule.
13:20 <@Dolemite> Wow.  I just finished watching the last of the Jason Beghe interview about Scientology.  Very interesting stuff there.
13:20 < ware> IM GONNA HAVE TO KICK SOME ASS
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13:21 < ware> SPECIFICALLY YOUR'S
13:21 < ware> WHILE YOU'RE BLOWING MY NUTS WITH YOUR TOUNGE
13:22 <@Dolemite> bring it, lust-slave-of-Corydon
13:23 <@brimstone> ware: quick! make a joke that insults his intelligence, sexual orientation or mother!
13:24 < ware> Dolemite: your mom is a lust-slave-of-Corydon!
13:26 <@Dolemite> ware : Well, good, I'm glad someone's taking care of her.
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13:27 <@GodFix> if ware and Dole's mom are lust-slaves-of-Corydon... does that make ware DOLEMITE'S MOTHER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
13:28 <@brimstone> no, Corydon runs a harum
13:28 <@Dolemite> No, because there are no such things as time machines, silly.
13:28 <@aestetix> That assumes ware wasn't a laboratory accident.
13:28 <@Dolemite> And if Corydon wants some 73 year old action, more power to him.
13:29 < ware> hehe
13:29 < ware> im my own grandpa!
13:31  * ware is back on the road
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14:40 <@polerin> crap.  If I know enough about LAMP setup to get a testbed server up and running how would you phrase that on a resume
14:44 <@nachoguy> intimately familiar with LAMP stack  (if you're feeling elitist)
14:44 <@nachoguy> otherwise
14:44 <@nachoguy> expert knowledge with *Linux \n *Apache \n *MySql \n *PHP
14:44 <@polerin> I'm not trying to overstate my experience, just that I know it
14:44 <@polerin> lol
14:44 <@nachoguy> well, replace intimate/expert with your comfort level
14:45 <@polerin> the guy I'm submitting it too would probably call bullshit
14:45 <@nachoguy> if you're actively trying to get anything, go with the bulleted skills list
14:45 <@nachoguy> if you're kinda happy where you are and are just kinda cherrypicking, condense it and roll the dice
14:45 <@polerin> I've talked with him a bunch before.. he'd be hiring me coding, not server maintience.  I'm basicly trying to make sure he knows he won't have to babysit me by way of dev environment
14:46 <@nachoguy> you'll get ignored by some possible nice places to work, but only the places that "get it" will understand a LAMP stack
14:46 <@polerin> oh he knows what LAMP is :P
14:46 <@polerin> developer for a web applications framework.. yeah he knows it ;P
14:47 <@polerin> Small scale LAMP deployment?
14:47 <@polerin> how does that sound
14:49 <@Dementia> I'd spell it out, some HR people don't know what that would be, and they might be seeing your resume before the IT people
14:50 <@polerin> this is a small company
14:50 <@polerin> it's going directly to the guy who I'd be working under
14:50 <@Dementia> ah
14:50 <@polerin> (I'm doing a targeted rewrite)
14:50 <@Dementia> I wouldn't say "small scale". Just "LAMP deployment"
14:51 <@nachoguy> I agree
14:51 <@Dementia> Hi, btw
14:51 <@polerin> hehe
14:51 <@nachoguy> with LAMP it's either small scale (kind of implied) or it's clustered/Large environment
14:51 <@polerin> hi you :)
14:51 <@nachoguy> ahoy
14:52 <@polerin> damnit
14:52 <@polerin> ok now a harder one actually :(
14:52 <@polerin> How do you say "Is good at making weird peices fit togeather"
14:52 <@polerin> :P
14:53 <@Dementia> pieces of what?
14:53 <@Dementia> hardware, software, systems, yada?
14:53 <@polerin> (IE I like making systems talk that arn't designed to do so, or deploying stuff in unintended ways that work solidly)
14:53 <@polerin> yes :)
14:53 <@Dementia> hmm
14:53 <@polerin> that's part of my problem, my experience is sorta spread out among a whole bunch of different things
14:54 <@nachoguy> Polerin, are you describing me? =>
14:54 <@polerin> lol
14:54 <@polerin> I think I'm describing most of the people in here to be honest.
14:55 <@polerin> OOOO I wonder what happens when I do THIS
14:57 <@polerin> but I can't put "loves to hack on weird systems."  He'd take a dim view of it likely :P
14:57 <@Drag0n`> anyone good with apache-tomcat and vhosting?
14:58 <@I-MOD> polerin, "Considerable experience implementing middleware solutions"
14:59 <@I-MOD> middleware is the glue that holds systems together
14:59 <@I-MOD> wow...none of those words has less than 9 letters in it
14:59 <@polerin> Mmm
14:59 <@polerin> yeah that's why I don't want to use it
15:00 <@polerin> I try to keep my resume free of buzzwords
15:00 <@polerin> and middleware comes close
15:00 <@polerin> hehe
15:00 <@I-MOD> "I can glue systems together with my eyes closed and only using my pinky"
15:01 <@polerin> lol
15:01 <@I-MOD> s/middleware/system interop software"
15:01 <@nachoguy> yes
15:02 <@nachoguy> write and maintain system interoperability software
15:02 <@I-MOD> definitely better than middleware, and one of them only has 6 letters!
15:03 <@polerin> one has 5 actually
15:03 <@polerin> (not counting and)
15:03 <@I-MOD> i was talking about my replacement for the word "middleware"
15:03 <@I-MOD> but sure!
15:04 <@polerin> Excells with system integration.
15:04 <@polerin> how about that ;P
15:04 <@polerin> s/with/at
15:04 <@I-MOD> that could work
15:05 <@nachoguy> yeah
15:05 <@I-MOD> i guess lots of big words mean you're overqualified
15:05 <@nachoguy> sounds good
15:05 <@I-MOD> :D
15:05 <@polerin> lol
15:05 <@polerin> no
15:05 <@nachoguy> I-MOD, sometimes a lot of big words means that you're full of shit
15:05 <@polerin> I just dislike using big words when simple ones will do.
15:05 <@polerin> yeah
15:06 <@polerin> I always feel like my eyes are turning brown when I use one of those lines
15:06 <@polerin> lol
15:08 <@polerin> http://stevie.eclexia.net/erin/resume_new.txt
15:08 <@polerin> other than the objective (about to rewrite that) how does it sound?
15:08 <@polerin> stupid formatting.  meh. whatever.
15:13 <@nachoguy> looks good to me, other than I'd break out LAMP and asterisk into a sysadmin heading
15:13 <@nachoguy> to me lan/wan means networking, and just that
15:13 <@nachoguy> but that's a personal thing
15:15 <@polerin> yeah I know, but It's not a networking job
15:15 <@polerin> I actually had way more stuff in there on the previous one, but it was too detailed for the type of job I was going for
15:16 <@polerin> ok
15:17 <@polerin> hows this as an objective...    To build flexible software that people enjoy using to meet their needs.
15:17 <@polerin> :P
15:18 <@nachoguy> I dunno, I never include an objective
15:19  * polerin shrugs
15:19 <@polerin> ok
15:22 <@nachoguy> it sounds like a good line, I just don't know if there's some sort of directive that you're supposed to follwo for it
15:23 <@nachoguy> like be humble, act snobby, act like you know everything, kiss ass of the person reading the resume
15:24 <@nachoguy> I've gotten to the point that I'm good at what I do, if they like me, great, if not whatever, stop wasting my time and theirs
15:24 <@nachoguy> I'm not chasing anything and I don't hate my job enough to be working that hard to leave
15:26 <@Shadow404> my career objective is: Active participation in day to day operations using ways that will enable me to contribute my skills and knowledge, and learn other skills that will provide me with personal and professional development.
15:26 <@Pr0nStrGeek> i need to see what my objective was the last time i fished my resume...
15:26 <@Pr0nStrGeek> it was probably some GREAT bullshit... =)
15:26 <@Pr0nStrGeek> lol
15:26 <@polerin> heh
15:27 <@polerin> see, that's why I keep it simple :P
15:27 <@polerin> and direct
15:27 <@polerin> I DO want to write flexiable software, and I like it when people enjoy what I create
15:27 <@Shadow404> polerin's resume': Hire me if you want, heres my skills. kthxbai
15:28 <@polerin> Shadow404: well, to be honest, the guy knows me already :P
15:28 <@rattle> I'd break out the 802.11* stuff.  There is a big difference between working with 802.11a/b/g and 802.11X port security...  Lumping it all together might make it appear like you don't know what you are talking about.
15:28 <@polerin> rattle: it's a webapp development job :P
15:28 <@polerin> I compressed 20 lines into what's in WAN/LAN right now
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15:28 <@polerin> on purpose :P
15:29 <@rattle> Also, anyone who tells you you have to have a resume that's less than a page doesn't know what they are talking about..
15:29 <@nachoguy> Shadow404, that's how I roll
15:30 <@rattle> This line is clunky..  Unobtrusive safe failure Javascript.
15:31 <@polerin> failsafe has been used so much though :P
15:31 <@polerin> err
15:31 <@polerin> misused
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15:32 <@tzanger> polerin: you have to include "code optimization skillset includes the ability to execute infinite loops in O(1)"
15:32 <@rattle> Maybe something like "Robust multi-browser Javascript coding"
15:33 <@nachoguy> tzanger, I don't think she runs Gentoo =>
15:33 <@tzanger> heh
15:33 <@polerin> :P
15:33 <@polerin> Code optimisation including: unrolling infinate loops
15:34 <@I-MOD> badass
15:34 <@I-MOD> can i get some of that too?
15:34 <@tzanger> haha
15:34 <@polerin> ;P
15:34 <@polerin> rattle: it's not just that it's multi-browser, it's that its done in a way that doesn't hurt the experience too damn much if they have JS off or something else freaks it out :P
15:38 <@rattle> Usage of Javascript for UI enhancement without substantial usability degradation on unsupported clients
15:38 <@rattle> The way I'd do that..  Is just say you know how to code javascript in the resume, and use the details of how you approach it as something you talk about when you interview..
15:39 <@rattle> It's always a good idea to be able to spin off into great detail for every line in your resume..  That way you have a hit list of things to go over when you are actually speaking to folks..
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16:19 <@ShadowHntr> howdy
16:19 <@ShadowHntr> :)
16:19 < boingolov> how do
16:20 <@ShadowHntr> guess everyone's on their way home lol
16:20 <@ShadowHntr> :)
16:20 < boingolov> I'm thinking about heading out a bit early today myself, heh
16:27 < AstralSin> grrrr i can't get windows xp to install the driver for my wifi card
16:27 <@ShadowHntr> lol
16:27 <@ShadowHntr> whoops
16:27 < AstralSin> people bitch about hardware problems in linux but i have FAR more problems in windows
16:27 <@ShadowHntr> AstralSin: wanna disclose what card you're having problems with?
16:28 <@ShadowHntr> :P
16:28 < AstralSin> belkin f5d7010
16:28 <@ShadowHntr> ahhhh
16:28 < AstralSin> uses the atheros chipset
16:29 <@ShadowHntr> belkin
16:29 <@ShadowHntr> ftL
16:29 < AstralSin> works marvelously in linux
16:29 < AstralSin> i've tried 4 different drivers in windows, none of the installers detect the card
16:31 <@ShadowHntr> oh god
16:31 <@ShadowHntr> one of those cards
16:31 <@ShadowHntr> they have 7 revisions with 7 different chipsets
16:31 <@ShadowHntr> no wonder i hate belkin and linksys :P
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16:37 <@GodFix> AstralSin: I have a driver for that card that has worked for us
16:38 <@GodFix> the card is v.5
16:38 <@GodFix> but it is an F5D7010
16:38 < AstralSin> i don't see a version number on this one
16:39 <@GodFix> it's on the back of the card, next to the FCC comp logo
16:39 < AstralSin> 5100?
16:40 <@GodFix> does it say ver.5100?
16:40 < AstralSin> well, its a worn sticker, it may have said ver at one point in time but all i see is 5100
16:40 <@GodFix> the driver I have may work. does XP even see that you've inserted the card?
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16:42 <@GodFix> I can e-mail it to you. it's only 22MB
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16:44 < ware> so these 2 fine ass ho's come walking up to me earlier and one of em says 'we wanna run a train on you'
16:46 <+boingolov> btw, where does the 2600 meet in nashville?
16:46 <+boingolov> i've never actually made it to a meeting, nor to the nlug
16:46 <@ShadowHntr> boingolov: www.nashville2600.org
16:48 <+boingolov> thanks
16:52 < AstralSin> GodFix: i'd appreciate it if you don't mind
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16:52 < AstralSin> yeah, XP sees the card, asks me to install the drivers but it fails
16:53 < AstralSin> ware: so wtf are you doing here?
16:53 <+boingolov> later all, have a good night
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16:56 <@GodFix> AstralSin: PM me your e-mail addy and I can send it to you
16:57 < ware> AstralSin: AHAH
16:57 < ware> i thought Lemat scared you off the internet :P
16:58 < AstralSin> hm?
16:58 < ware> i was in #615 asking about you a couple months ago
16:58 < ware> ive been here for ~2yrs
16:58 < AstralSin> who is lemat and what is #615?
16:58 < ware> oh nvm
16:58 < ware> i lapsed memory
16:58 < ware> youre talkin about the ho's
16:59 < AstralSin> i think you have me confused with someone else :)
16:59 < ware> ROFL my bad *me puts the coffee down*
16:59 < ware> aye
16:59 < AstralSin> yeah, i was talking about the hos :)
16:59 < AstralSin> and wtf, is there another astralsin lurking about the internets?
17:00 <@aestetix> oh yeah
17:01 <@aestetix> suck it bitch
17:01  * aestetix revels in his ajax-fu
17:01 <@brimstone> link
17:01 <@aestetix> no
17:01 <@aestetix> it's a private company project
17:01 <@brimstone> then no one is sucking anything
17:01 <@aestetix> too bad. I'm sure you have lots of practice.
17:01 < AstralSin> right
17:02 <@brimstone> as usual, aestetix is all talk and no proof
17:02  * brimstone pulls out the "shens" card
17:02 <@aestetix> as usual?
17:02 <@aestetix> wtf
17:02 <@brimstone> that's right, i said it, "as usual"
17:03 <@aestetix> what do you want as proof?
17:03 <@brimstone> i want a link to this "ajax-fu"
17:03 <@aestetix> and "as usual" implies a pattern or history
17:03 <@brimstone> i wanna see it in practice
17:03 <@aestetix> What else has fallen into tha
17:03 <@aestetix> that
17:04 <@brimstone> all your "omg i tapped sooooo much ass last night" comments
17:04 <@aestetix> oh
17:04 <@aestetix> I thought you meant something technical
17:04 <@brimstone> all your "there were omg seventy-green girls that wanted my scrawny bod" comments
17:05 <@brimstone> i dunno if you've said anything technical, i keep you on /ignore most of the time
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17:13 <@polerin> oh wow, yeah.. uh .. damn.  application sent off
17:13 <@brimstone> where you appling for polerin?
17:14 <@polerin> brimstone: it's all inline code.
17:14 <@polerin> (aestetix's ajax-fu)
17:14 <@polerin> A coding job
17:14 <@polerin> working for a web-app develpment shop
17:14 <@brimstone> good luck
17:14 <@polerin> I know :P
17:14 <@polerin> I need it
17:14 <@polerin> I need out of that hellhole
17:15 <@polerin> and a nice way to do it would be a work from home coding job with a bunch of people that know what they are doing
17:18 <@polerin> I need to refactor my little ajax dom manip lib into a jQuery plugin
17:18 <@polerin> it's a little messy and all over the place right now, but I think it'd be nice
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17:35 < Synx_hm> is nufone down?
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18:45 < nz|home> sdodson: coffee?
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18:55 <@ShadowHntr> w00t installing freebsd 7 in virtualbox on my lappy
18:55 <@ShadowHntr> SkyDog_: ping
18:59 <@sdodson> nz|home: you still interested?
19:01 < nz|home> sdodson: yaar
19:01 <@sdodson> nz|home: am i driving?
19:01 < nz|home> sdodson: yaar
19:01  * sdodson grumbles
19:02 <@sdodson> an i was looking forward to an exciting night writing goals!
19:02 <@sdodson> nz|home: be over in a minute
19:02 < nz|home> if it wasnt such a pita for you, it wouldnt be worth getting you to do it
19:02 < nz|home> sdodson: see you upstairs in 5
19:02 <@sdodson> I need to make sure I get all $85 worth out of that damn garage.
19:03 <@sdodson> You know how I know UFC is for morons? HD DVD commercials in between rounds.
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19:17 < AstralSin> hah
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19:42 < Synx_hm> anyone up on nufone right now?
19:51 <@Corydon76-lap> My 800 number is working just fine through nufone
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20:25 <@sdodson> So what are you guys buying with your gubment stimlus package?
20:26 <@brimstone> hookers and blow, the usual
20:26 <@sdodson> brimstone: GO AWAY
20:26 <@sdodson> err did see ya later not mean what I thought it did?
20:28 <@brimstone> didn't know you were gonna question my recreation habits in another channel
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20:36 <@dc0de> sdodson; my way out of debt
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20:56 <@NotLarry> Dagmar: you on?
20:59 <@sdodson> he's on something alright!
21:02 <@ShadowHntr> rent here :(
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21:36 <@polerin> meh
21:36 <@polerin> any report/paper involving the 9/11 report is a sure fire pain in the ASS
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22:11 <@juice> at this rate I am going to have to save it for gas
22:11 <@juice> I wanted to use it to pay down some debt
22:11 <@juice> but now it looks like it will go towards a couple monthly bills
22:12 <@sdodson> i wonder if paying down debt is considered positive towards the economy.
22:12 <@sdodson> Reducing loan defaults or something
22:39 < R3d2Dawn> any one a stargate fan?
22:41  * brimstone is
22:41 < R3d2Dawn> Well the registration is now open for Stargate Worlds and the beta will be up soon
22:42 <@brimstone> lol
22:43 < R3d2Dawn> http://register.stargateworlds.com/Registration/
22:43 <@brimstone> where's the beta sign up link?
22:43 <@brimstone> ah
22:47 <@brimstone> ug, i can't tell if i'm clicking the checkbox with their crappy css or something
22:48 <@sdodson> WORKSEFORME!
22:50 <@brimstone> there, fixed
22:51 <@sdodson> Interesting to see big name studios involved in game titles.
22:53 < eryc> Your account has been activated. :)
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22:53 <@sdodson> WTF? how does a set or rails for a 1U system add $250 to the price?
22:54 <@maco> so any chance any of you know any girl geeks in dc (besides me) looking for a roommate?
22:54 <@sdodson> If we find one will you two shoot a porno?
22:54 <@maco> -_- no
22:54 <@sdodson> bummer
22:55 <@sdodson> I don't know people in DC
22:55 <@maco> sdodson: rattle and neo are in dc :P
22:55 < eryc> i might be in dc
22:56 <@sdodson> eryc: you're only a girl on fridays
22:56 <@brimstone> sdodson: rails should ship with the unit, even 1Us. if they charge you for them, it's super lame
22:56 < eryc> thats just a costume
22:56  * brimstone has a mansuit you can borrow
22:58 <@sdodson> i thought rattle wanted to be a music producer
22:58 <@ShadowHntr> sdodson: sure they're charging for the rails and not a cable management arm? i've seen that before.
22:58 <@maco> he's doing network admin (or something like that...) stuff at center for american progress with neo
23:16 <@sdodson> http://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=477454
23:22 <@brimstone> lol, the maintainer told him to shove off
23:28 <@dasunt> I'd pay more attention to the OMG-the-sky-is-falling global warming crowd if they started to advocate nuclear fission.
23:31 <@brimstone> omg-nuclear-fission is falling?
23:37 <@polerin> omfg
23:37  * polerin does the happy as fuck fucking happy fucking dance.
23:38 <@someninjamaster>  fucking a
23:39 <@brimstone> fuck a B, it's got 2 holes
23:39 <@polerin> no offer or anything but he got the application and was talking like he's interested.
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23:39 <@polerin> reviewing my code examples more (god they are sorta sparse .. meh) and will talk to me later
23:45 <@dasunt> In a way it is hillarious.
23:45 <@dasunt> Global warming, according to them, will be the end of the world, but oddly, we can't use nuclear fission to reduce carbon emissions.
23:45 <@dasunt> Ah extremists.
23:45 <@dasunt> No matter what the cause, they exist.
23:45 <@polerin> dasunt: bah
23:46 <@sdodson> i hear some nut jobs won't even eat meat!
23:46 <@dasunt> Also, the solar power crowd is really pissing me off.
23:46 <@polerin> come back to me with $$ when nuclear isn't proped up by the government
23:46 <@polerin> it has just as high costs as any "green" tech
23:46 <@dasunt> polerin: How do you figure?
23:46 <@sdodson> on paper usually
23:46 <@sdodson> or with a calculator
23:46 <@maco> sdodson: why would you want to? meat tastes bad.
23:47 <@polerin> if you look at the figures for the nuclear and coal industries, most of the per kW $$ figures are those counting the tax breaks and other government subsidies
23:47 <@dasunt> polerin: Yah, but coal kills about 20,000 people a year.  Nuclear kills a mere fraction of that.
23:47 <@sdodson> maco: neoteric tells tales of ingesting pigs, whole.
23:47 <@polerin> dasunt: trust me, I know.  I'm no fan of coal either.
23:48 <@dasunt> I don't see solar being viable.  The costs end up being around .40 kwH.
23:48 <@dasunt> Sorry.
23:48 <@polerin> dasunt: I'm just saying that if we put the money into renewables tha we have have into coal/nukes/oil that they would all the sudden look more viable
23:48 <@maco> sdodson: i wouldnt be surprised. as i told Corydon76-dig, he sounded on the phone like he was creaming his pants when i told him i had 2.5 lb of Dirty O dogs (hot dogs from the Original Hot Dog Shop in Pittsburgh...my stepdad's company is the manufacturer)
23:48 <@dasunt> Nuclear is propped up by the government for disposal, but it has the most inane safety regulations.
23:48 <@polerin> gee I wonder why :P
23:48 <@maco> sdodson: er, 2.5 lb of those hot dogs *for him*
23:48 <@polerin> and it's not just disposal
23:48 <@dasunt> Then again, solar and wind are propped up as well.
23:49 <@polerin> dasunt: ... not by much.
23:49 <@dasunt> polerin: Really, it is idiotic -- spending millions of dollars to prevent one death is inane.
23:49 <@polerin> not compared to the others, and certianly not R&D
23:49 <@polerin> dasunt: the issue isn't one death, it's preventing catastrophic failure that would result in far more deaths.
23:49 <@dasunt> polerin: Such at TMI?
23:50 <@polerin> anyway, I'll argue you about it later.. I have a paper I HAVE to write
23:50 <@dasunt> That's about the worst you can get with 20 year old tech in a shielded nuclear reactor.
23:50 <@sdodson> TMI doesn't result in many deaths, just ignores.
23:50 <@polerin> I left this window open just so I could get a message I got
23:50 <@dasunt> Okay.
23:50 <@dasunt> Have fun.
23:50 <@polerin> oh yay :P
23:50 <@dasunt> sdodson: So I have this growth down there, and I'm kinda worried.  /TMI  :p
23:50 <@polerin> did you see my earier statement about papers that cite the 9/11 report  :P
23:51 <@dasunt> I passed a mailbox for a house that was numbered 911 today.
23:51 <@polerin> heh
23:51 <@polerin> I got a paycheck numbered 1337 the other day
23:51 <@maco> sdodson: "2 and a half pounds of hot dogs? two and half...woah...i have to sit down"
23:51 <@dasunt> I thought about it, and I realized that in some alternative universe, someone was arguing on IRC about how the towers not collapsing was proof of a government conspiracy.
23:51 <@polerin> (like that's how much it was... like $1337.65 or some shit.)
23:51  * sdodson decides to goto be
23:51 <@sdodson> d
23:51 <@polerin> GO ON THEN
23:51 <@polerin> anyway
23:51 <@polerin> paper
23:52 <@dasunt> Yes, paper you dirty commie hippy slacker.
23:53 <@sdodson> i hate that my machine no longe resumes from S3 suspend :9
23:53 <@sdodson> :(
23:55 <@dasunt> You should have used {my preferred OS}
23:56 <@ShadowHntr> lol
23:56 <@ShadowHntr> i'm probably gonna spend the next hour downloading packages for FreeBSD 7 lol
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