--- Log opened Mon Feb 25 00:00:02 2008
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00:14 < wrench_> What's the roof status at the Consortium? Anyone know details?
00:15 <@brimstone> root == true
00:16 < wrench_> eh?
00:17 < wrench_> What does that mean? Who is root?
00:18 <@brimstone> *roof
00:18 <@brimstone> it's been one of those nights :(
00:18 < wrench_> ah...understood
00:19 < wrench_> I wonder if there is any asbestos in that old place that we need to worry about.
00:21 <@wontonjoe> brimstone!
00:21 <@wontonjoe> speak of the devil
00:22 <@wontonjoe> the house is empty now!
00:22 <@Catonic> party at wontonjoe's
00:22 <@wontonjoe> im - one cheating girlfriend
00:22 <@wontonjoe> im up for the idea, as long as it can be not too loud lol
00:23 <@brimstone> when?
00:23 <@brimstone> next weekend?
00:23 <@wontonjoe> i dont want to get evicted
00:23 <@wontonjoe> i dunno
00:23 <@wontonjoe> i work weekends :(
00:23 <@Catonic> you can only get evicted once.
00:23 <@brimstone> cheating girlfriend?
00:23 <@wontonjoe> brimstone thats a long story
00:23 <@someninjamaster>  wrench_ join #hackerconsortium
00:23 <@wontonjoe> ill get you up to speed later
00:23 <@brimstone> okey dokey
00:24 <@wontonjoe> keyloggers are great though
00:24 < wrench_> someninjamaster: willdo..good lookin out.
00:25 <@someninjamaster> which keylogger did you use
00:25 <@wontonjoe> bfk
00:25 <@wontonjoe> from sourceforge
00:25 <@wontonjoe> best free keylogger
00:25 <@wontonjoe> its awesome
00:26 <@wontonjoe> brimstone, im thinking about putting a pooltable in one room, partially because my gf never would let me
00:26 <@brimstone> lol
00:26 <@Catonic> but where will the pimpbed fit?
00:26 <@wontonjoe> kind of a fun thing and a symbolic thing
00:26 <@wontonjoe> lol
00:26 <@wontonjoe> dude ive got 5 rooms
00:26 <@wontonjoe> i only use two
00:26 <@wontonjoe> lots of pimpbed room
00:26 <@wontonjoe> besides this pimp is on vacation, ive got a couch
00:27 <@wontonjoe> ive actually got a couch and a futon for sleeping also, but i like the couch
00:27 <@wontonjoe> im thinking of waterbed for my bedroom
00:28 <@Catonic> waterbeds are trouble
00:29 <@wontonjoe> my ex wrote a blog entry stating how she misses him, and telling how she could care less of me
00:29 <@wontonjoe> really stabs sharply ya know
00:29 <@Catonic> stop, you'll make dasunt turn emo and drink himself to death
00:29 <@wontonjoe> thats the plan
00:29 <@wontonjoe> living it through him, i have to keep going you know
00:30 <@wontonjoe> i have things to attend to
00:30 <@wontonjoe> job, school, a big house
00:30 <@wontonjoe> i got the network in for downstairs
00:30 <@wontonjoe> so now theres gigabit connectivity between the upstairs and downstairs
00:31 <@wontonjoe> catonic, ive had a waterbed for most of my life
00:31 <@Catonic> http://limerickdb.com/?151
00:31 <@wontonjoe> brimstone, i think my place would be awesome for a lan party type setup
00:32 <@wontonjoe> what do you think catonic
00:32 <@brimstone> we can come check it out next weekend
00:32 <@Catonic> "Your mouse broken? Take mine, it squeaks."
00:32 <@wontonjoe> lol, i took care of that issue, house is very old you know
00:32 <@wontonjoe> i work weekends but i might be able to be up during the day some
00:34 <@wontonjoe> we can come check it out?
00:34 <@wontonjoe> who be we
00:36 <@brimstone> me, I-MOD, strages_, etc
00:36 <@wontonjoe> ah ok
00:36 <@wontonjoe> ya thats cool
00:36 <@wontonjoe> cant gaurantee anything fancy ive got lots of stuff to get in order since my ex gf took a bunch of things
00:37 <@wontonjoe> its actually a mess right now, ive got cables all in the floor of my study etc
00:45 <@macogw> if you all dont mind me acting like the n00b i am for a bit, how did you all learn a bunch about security and how to find weaknesses in systems and how to strengthen them, etc?
00:46 <@Dagmar> We read metric craptons
00:46 <@Catonic> oh noes! you've awoken the ghost of dotcom past!
00:47 <@macogw> Catonic: huh?
00:47 <@macogw> Dagmar: of? code? articles about things that went wrong for others?  random shit?
00:48 <@Dagmar> The Bugtraq and Full Disclosure mailing lists make a good start.
00:51 <@dasunt> I'm thinking about the camera I repaired tonight.
00:52 <@dasunt> My sister once told me that she thought our family was prone to putting things off and procrastinating because we were so good and saving our own asses at the last minute.
00:52 <@dasunt> It sounds conceited, but it may be right -- none of my siblings have good study habits, and we all did well in school.
00:53 <@dasunt> And outside of school, same effect -- I just saved over a hundred dollars by looking at a broken camera and fixing it.
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01:04 <@macogw> dasunt: thats not normal?
01:11 <@ShadowHntr> wontonjoe: waterbeds rock. :)
01:12 <@ShadowHntr> dasunt: film or digital
01:35 <@dasunt> Digital.
01:56 <@dc0de> shit
01:56 <@dc0de> shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
02:02 <@Dagmar> Something wrong?
02:02 <@dc0de> yeah, just woke up with a burning throat, and an uncontrollable cough.
02:02 <@macogw> mexican food for lunch?
02:02 <@macogw> oh
02:02 <@dc0de> I'm guessing strep
02:02 <@macogw> nvm
02:02 <@macogw> im too slow
02:03 <@dc0de> feels "streppy".
02:04 <@dc0de> I can also feel it in my bronchial tubes...
02:04 <@dc0de> fuck I hate being sick.
02:05 <@wontonjoe> anyone up
02:05 <@dc0de> no.
02:05 <@wontonjoe> i dont like the sound of a quiet room...
02:05 <@wontonjoe> ha
02:05 <@wontonjoe> yes you are!
02:05 <@wontonjoe> sorry to hear your sick dc0de
02:05 <@dc0de> no, I'm not
02:06 <@wontonjoe> your sleep chatting?
02:06 <@dc0de> thanks... but I'm fucking pissed.
02:06 <@dc0de> no, I'm a sick bot
02:06 <@dc0de> you can ask me anything
02:06 <@wontonjoe> im sorry that your pissed, anyone i can kill for you?
02:06 <@dc0de> heh. the list is long and painful
02:07 <@wontonjoe> i didnt get to slit my ex's throat so i need a consolation kill :)
02:07 <@wontonjoe> nah im just kidding she got everything she deserved, now the best part is she gets to live it
02:07 <@dc0de> stop making me laugh, it makes me cough, and that hurts...
02:07 <@wontonjoe> sorry
02:08 <@dc0de> my ex is the exact same way... she doesn't like the bed she made....
02:08 <@wontonjoe> i had the stomach thing last week its nasty
02:08 <@dc0de> fuck
02:08 <@dc0de> well, this feels like strep, and with sleep apnea, the machine will make it bronchitis / pneumonia.
02:09 <@dc0de> so I have to go to the Dr. right away... and the fucker is closed at 3AM.
02:09 <@dc0de> can you believe it?
02:09 <@dc0de> I'm sick, they should be up.
02:09 <@wontonjoe> well dc0de my ex found out by email the guy she was leaving me for isnt going to get divorced and is staying with his wife, that her car broke, and got walked out of her job, the same day she made her final move to ditch me, i also keylogged her myspace the same day and handed it to all her family for her embarassment, t stated the whole rotten plot
02:09 <@wontonjoe> dc0de, hospital?
02:09 <@dc0de> nah, the hospital won't do shit.
02:09 <@wontonjoe> maybe emergency room, of course that wont be a short wait
02:10 <@dc0de> emergency rooms aren't good for anything anymore.
02:10 <@dc0de> they won't even set and cast a break.
02:10 <@wontonjoe> damn
02:10 <@dc0de> they'll put you in an immobilizer and wait for you to see an orthopedic the next day.
02:11 <@dc0de> and charge you $10K to do it.
02:11 <@dc0de> fuckers
02:11 <@wontonjoe> im kinda happy i can get shot down by random girls again
02:11 <@wontonjoe> i didnt think id EVER be single again
02:11 <@dc0de> heh.. I can do that too...
02:12 <@dc0de> I simply ask them, "Do you like older married guys?"
02:12 <@Dagmar> dc0de: I blame the lawyers.
02:12 <@wontonjoe> lol
02:12 <@dc0de> Dagmar, I do.
02:12 <@wontonjoe> dc0de, I actually have quite good luck at dating, had three girls want to date me during this 3 year relationship, had to turn them down
02:13 <@dc0de> wontonjoe, its great, then I have carte-blanc to stare at their tits
02:13 <@wontonjoe> but you just watch, now that im single i could pay a hooker to go to dinner and it wont happen, girls will be nowhere in sight of me, because im not taken
02:13 <@dc0de> oh shit, I'm wheezing... it's already bronchitis
02:13 <@wontonjoe> yuck
02:14 <@dc0de> thought I heard a fire engine siren, then I realized it was my chest.
02:14 <@wontonjoe> tomorrows monday too, that cant be good for you
02:14 <@wontonjoe> er today is monday
02:14 <@dc0de> I'm composing an email to my boss and team...
02:15 <@dc0de> as soon as I'm done with it, I'm sending it, swigging some nyquil, drinking another 8oz of water, and going back to bed.
02:18 <@wontonjoe> dont blame you there, i slept most of the time when i was sick
02:20 <@dc0de> well, I'm scheduled to be out of town the 1st half of this week, and now that's not happening.
02:20 <@dc0de> that's the bulk of the email I'm writing.
02:21 <@dc0de> mucinex dm ftw!
02:21 <@dc0de> forgot I had that in the cupboard
02:23 <@dc0de> brrr, the heat just turned on, and I got blasted by the first cold air out of the plenum.
02:25 <@dc0de> I just woke up from 6 hours of sleep, with a burning throat, non-stop cough, and a wheezing chest.
02:25 <@dc0de> I'm going back to bed until sunrise, and then straight to the Dr.  I don’t expect I’ll be seeing the office anytime this week.
02:25 <@dc0de> I will keep you posted.
02:25 <@dc0de> that's what I'm sending to my team.
02:27 <@dc0de> well, off to bed... l8r all
02:27  * dc0de is away: off to bed... again.
02:37 <@dasunt> Bored.
02:37 <@dasunt> wontonjoe: Depends.
02:37 <@dasunt> wontonjoe: Back when I was feeling like shit after the divorce, I had a woman semi-stalking me.
02:39 <@wontonjoe> eh shouldve nailed her
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02:52 <@dasunt> Probably not.
02:53 <@dasunt> She was probably crazy.
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04:17 <@Dagmar> Well, shit.
04:17 <@Dagmar> Sprint deployed a new billing system, which doesn't appear to recognize that I have an account with them
04:25 <@Dagmar> Oh wow
04:25 <@Dagmar> THey've reached new lows of incompetence.
04:26 <@Dagmar> Somehow they've now decided my phone is incompatible with the plan I've been using for months.
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06:24 <@Dagmar> LOL
06:24 <@Dagmar> http://fred.uwcs.co.uk/b/fosdem-2008-cakephp.jpg
06:24 <@Dagmar> PHP users are insane.
07:15 <@rattle> Morning folks.
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07:22 <@sdodson> i think that's just a side effect of being a mac user.
07:34 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
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08:10 < scoil> omg power out again
08:10 <@dasunt> Bloody cats.
08:10 <@brimstone> man, i hate cats in the transformer
08:10 <@brimstone> the smell is horrible
08:10 <@dasunt> Wake up, go into the living room.  Odd, I used to have a vase on the coffee table.
08:10 <@dasunt> Now I have a vase in the corner.
08:10 < scoil> lol
08:10 < scoil> vase has water in it?
08:10 < scoil> or had water
08:11 <@brimstone> dasunt: in pieces?
08:11 <@dasunt> Had water.
08:11 < scoil> dasunt, flowers too?
08:11 < scoil> dasunt, do you ever sleep
08:11 <@dasunt> Damnedest thing, the water spot is a good yard away from where the vase stood -- how fast were they going when they hit it?
08:11 <@dasunt> It had flowers.
08:11 <@brimstone> he has to by definition sleep if he woke up
08:11 <@dasunt> I woke up.
08:11 <@dasunt> 3 hours of sleep.
08:11 < scoil> why not a lot of sleep
08:12 < scoil> he could be sleeping still brimstone
08:15 <@dasunt> I sleep-IRC.  :p
08:15 <@brimstone> so, the land before time XIII came out last year...
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08:18 <@dasunt> That series is never going to end, is it?
08:18 <@brimstone> i'm pretty sure it's not
08:18 <@brimstone> just like final fantasy
08:20 <@Dolemite> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkZcG_pgp0Q
08:20 <@Dolemite> Want!
08:21 <@Dolemite> the last one is the best
08:25 <@dasunt> I like Final Fantasy.
08:26  * coil_ stabs das
08:31 <@dasunt> The SNES games were good, damnit.
08:31 <@dasunt> But did the SNES have a bad RPG?
08:32  * dasunt can't think of one.
08:32 <@dasunt> No, 7th Saga doesn't count -- it was a good RPG save for the balance issues.
08:32 <@I-MOD> i can almost guarantee that it did have a bad one, but i never had a snes, i jumped straight from the nes to n64
08:32 <@dasunt> The balance issues, admittedly, made it more or less unplayable.
08:33 <@dasunt> Nothing like playing through a dungeon without a problem until you got to the last boss, which promptly destroyed you.
08:33 <@I-MOD> dasunt, just remember, you never saw all those japanese games that didn't make it over here
08:33 <@dasunt> I-MOD: Actually, I have seen a few.  zsnes + roms + translation patches.
08:33 <@Dagmar> I just want FFTA2...
08:33 <@dasunt> Some of them were interesting.  The Tenchi RPG, for example, had a battle system that I haven't seen in a US game.
08:33 <@Dagmar> NOW GODDAMNT
08:39 <+coil_> no\
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08:47 <@Dagmar> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_Tactics_A2:_Grimoire_of_the_Rift
08:47 <@Dagmar> WANT NOW
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09:11 <@SkyDog_> Morning all.
09:11  * ladymerlin phones SkyDog_ 
09:11 <@ladymerlin> err pokes
09:11 <@SkyDog_> Ouch! Hey!
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09:21 <@Dolemite> w00f
09:24 <@SkyDog_> W00f!
09:24 < oddball> ....oooookayyy.... everyone's account was set to "renew password on next login" this weekend, and nobody knows why...
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09:25 <@SkyDog_> Ouch.
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09:27 <@oddball> double-ouch since everyone was set as not being able to change their own password before I got here.
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09:27 <@oddball> I've change most users, but there area  few I missed
09:36 < timoguin> anyone have inside contacts with the hickory hollow circuit city?
09:36 < timoguin> can't get them to answer the damn phone
09:36 <@someninjaserver> they dont open till 10 do they
09:36 < timoguin> uh...
09:36 < timoguin> i have no clue.
09:36 <@Dolemite> they don't open until either 10 or 11
09:36 <@Dolemite> on weekdays
09:36 < timoguin> figured the menu would have said that.
09:36 < timoguin> oh.
09:37 < timoguin> it said last night that they were closed.
09:37 <@oddball> http://www.circuitcity.com/rpsm/storeid/920/zip/37013/rpem/ccd/getStoreDetails.do
09:37 <@oddball> they don't open until 10
09:37 < timoguin> well i'm dumb.
09:37 < timoguin> they sold me the wrong tv last night.
09:37 <@Dolemite> OMG.  Keynote speaker for a conference I'm going to is named "Manos".
09:37 <@someninjaserver> good or bad
09:38 < timoguin> bad.
09:38 <@Dolemite> I should start up "Manos, Hands of Fate" on my laptop when he starts his talk.
09:38 < timoguin> i wanted to vizio gv42lf
09:38 <@Dolemite> I'm sure it will be equally as entertaining.
09:38 <@oddball> Dolemite: demand your money back if he doesn't have a bad mustache and isn't wearing a silly robe
09:38 < timoguin> they gave me the vx42l
09:38 < timoguin> the one i wanted is 1080p
09:39 < timoguin> they rang it up wrong some how
09:39 <@oddball> so... ummm... take it back?
09:40 < timoguin> well i hadn't thought about that...
09:40 < timoguin> i live about an hour away, so i wanted to call first.
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09:41 < coil> timoguin: you should return it
09:41 <@timoguin> shut up.
09:41  * coil ducks
09:45 < ware> h0 sn4p!
09:46 <@Dolemite> wareb0i
09:46 <@Dolemite> ware : Got any plans for Sunday at lunchtime?
09:46 < ware> man my cars transmisison is fux'd. wont go past 2nd/3rd gear
09:46 <@timoguin> waxen ur sw33t azz!
09:47 < ware> i have to move out by saturday
09:47 < coil> hahahaha ware
09:47 < coil> damn ware
09:47 <@Dolemite> timoguin : Wow, I didn't even have to ask!
09:47 < coil> ath shit sux
09:47 < ware> and find a transmission this week and put it in this weekend
09:47 < coil> tat's what you get for driving your car for work
09:47 < ware> not even working today
09:47 <@Dolemite> that sucks
09:47 < coil> did you check the fluids?
09:47 < ware> im going to attempt to drive it to lebanon where my parents are going to let me borrow the turbo saab
09:48 < ware> coil: im not a fucking moron
09:48 < coil> lol could of fooled me
09:48 <@Dolemite> Hey, Kentucky made the Top 10!  (list of worst states to look for a job in)
09:48 <@someninjaserver> is your hand still blistered
09:49 < ware> nerp
09:49 <@Dolemite> ok, meeting time
09:51 < ware> Dolemite: ill get back to you closer to sunday
09:57 <@nachoguy> mr0nin
10:00 <@baudburn> god damn it, i had to come back to the US :(
10:01 <@ladymerlin> how was your trip?
10:01 <@baudburn> fucking awesome.. i'm just sad i'm here again
10:01 <@ladymerlin> lol
10:01 <@baudburn> can't even begin to say
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10:01 <@baudburn> how awesome berlin is
10:02 < ware> \m/
10:02 <@baudburn> 24 hours mass transit
10:02 <@baudburn> people feel very unafraid there
10:03 <@baudburn> people can and do walk around at 4 am on dark streets unafraid
10:03 <@baudburn> even women
10:04 <@SkyDog_> Easier to hunt them that way...
10:05 <@nachoguy> friendly women will come up to you on the street and have sex with you on park benches, unworried that you will pay them the equivilent of 100 american dollars when done
10:06 <@nachoguy> actually I have no input, I just figure if some people are safe and unafraid to walk around, then hookers probably are as well
10:07 <@oddball> god damnit
10:09 <@oddball> apparently none of the disk cloning tools on the ultimate boot cd supports USB mice/keyboards or SATA drives
10:25 <@Dolemite> Now that's a Dolemeeting.  Out in 14 minutes.
10:25 <@Dolemite> ware : Ok.  I just need an empty stomach to eat some free Messican with me.
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10:29  * dc0de has Strep, Bronchitis, a Left Ear Infection, and Laryngitis
10:29 <@Dolemite> and the clap
10:29 <@dc0de> nah, I got tested...
10:29  * MudFlap writes obituary.
10:31 <@brimstone> huh, windows server 2008 (to be released wednesday) will have the ability to run xen guests
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10:43 <@Dolemite> So I took 2.0 bowling on Saturday
10:43 <@Dolemite> Damn whippersnapper almost beat me.  I'm gonna have to regulate.
10:44 <@Shadow_Phone> Dolemite: you get the lane with the bumpers?
10:44 < coil> what was your score
10:44 <@Dolemite> I bowled a mere 100.  Of course, I was worn out from having to wrangle him *and* bowl my own frames.
10:44 < coil> wrangle? he has add?
10:45 <@Dolemite> He's 2 years old.
10:45 <@Dolemite> He'd pick up the ball and want to actually run it down the lane.  Then I showed him the ramp and he liked pushing the ball down it, but he wanted to follow the ball all the way to the pins...
10:49 <@Dolemite> Then we went to The Aquatic Critter to buy some fish, and it was like wrestling a bear just to keep him from putting his hands in all of the tanks
10:49 <@Dolemite> This is what it's like to be a parent.  heh.
10:49 < coil> eh
10:53 <@Shadow_Phone> ....crap
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10:55 < coil> I'm not afrid to die.
10:55 <@Shadow_Phone> i am
10:55 <@dc0de> Dolemite, yeah, it's fun isn't it? I love the displays of raw innocence
10:56 <@dc0de> Dolemite, how old is he now? 2?
10:56 < coil> :45:10]    @Dolemite | He's 2 years old.                                                                                                                       ???@Neoteric
10:57 <@dc0de> thanks coil, too tired to scrollback
10:57 <@dc0de> headache is kickin in.
10:57 < coil> i've had one since yesterday
10:57 < coil> it's not going away, stupid ear
10:57 <@dc0de> coil, this suck
10:57 <@dc0de> s
11:09 <@Dagmar> BAHAHAHAH!
11:09 <@Dagmar> http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic
11:09 <@oddball> I thought today's Penny Arcade was amusing, but nothing to write home about.
11:11 <@Dagmar> You haven't been waiting for the damn Lego Universe to actually release screenshots and watching the idiocy in the forums about it.
11:11 <@wontonjoe> my room for outerz0ne is reserved
11:12 <@oddball> true, but that's because I know better than to watch the official forums for an online game
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11:14 < Obl> Hola polerin
11:14 <@Dolemite> oddball : Yes, but we all know how much of a masochist Dagmar is for that kind of stuff.
11:14 <@oddball> This is true
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11:16 <@I-MOD> what floor is everyone on for outerzone?
11:16 <@wontonjoe> if anyone needs floorspace hook me up with a few bucks if you feel like it at outerz0ne
11:16 <@brimstone> wontonjoe: post on the forums?
11:16 <@wontonjoe> i did
11:16 <@Dagmar> WEll, I figured a Lego UNniverse might actually allow the building of, you know, STUFF, without all the *SUCK* that is in Second Life.
11:16 <@wontonjoe> i think
11:17 <@wontonjoe> ill check
11:17 <@wontonjoe> its been a long week
11:17 <@Dolemite> wontonjoe : So the sleeper sofa is already taken?
11:17 <@Dolemite> Because these aren't regular rooms...  they're suites
11:17 <@Dagmar> http://nashville.craigslist.org/sys/586121436.html
11:17 <@wontonjoe> oh youre right
11:17 < Obl> Dag- will they be charging on a per-brick basis? heh heh
11:17 <@Dagmar> 6' RACK, FREE.  WEST END AREA.
11:17 <@wontonjoe> no im the only one in my room so far
11:18 <@Dagmar> What sucks is there's no way I can get one of those fuckers in or ON my car.
11:18 <@Dagmar> If I'd have fuckin' known in advance I'd rent a damn uhaul pickup or something
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11:18 <@Dolemite> or talk to someone with a pick 'em up truck
11:19  * I-MOD doesn't need another rack in his apartment
11:19 <@oddball> you can pretty much walk down to a uhaul place and rent a truck
11:19 <@Dagmar> My dad has one but he is way the hell out in Wilson Co.
11:19 <@oddball> trust me, I did it when my apartment burned
11:19 <@Dolemite> or a trailer that you can pull behind your car
11:19 <@Dagmar> I could definitely just walk in and rent one for faster, and not much money.
11:19 <@Dagmar> No trailer hitch.
11:19 <@I-MOD> a third one would probably cap the weight limit
11:19 <@Dolemite> Dagmar : That can be very easily remedied
11:19 <@Dagmar> Yeah but there's another problem.
11:19 <@wontonjoe> i could have a whole server room at this house with the space ive got
11:20 <@Dagmar> I don't think my car is qualified to tow the deluxe model of the Radio Flyer.
11:20 < Obl> Dag- Im late to this conversation... u looking for truck to haul something to OZ? or you getting a uhal because all the rooms are booked?
11:20 <@Dagmar> ob1: No, actually I'm not particularly worrying about OZ at all.
11:20 <@oddball> I'd go for it if I thought I had room in my apartment
11:20 <@Dagmar> There's a free rack near here, and I can't get it because of time constraints.
11:20 < Obl> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
11:20 <@Dagmar> oddball: There's always room for a 6' rack, especially an enclosed one (if that one is.  I don't want to know)
11:21 < Obl> Skydog got a storage unoit to store donations to the consortium
11:21 <@Dagmar> So?
11:21 < Obl> Ask him how much room is avail
11:21 <@wontonjoe> this consortium thing sounds neat
11:22 < Obl> Short term.....
11:22 <@ladymerlin> none
11:22 < Obl> Ohhh... ouch...... and Hi! by the way
11:22 <@Dagmar> Fuckin' put down the bong, man.
11:23 < Obl> Cant..... built into my gasmask
11:23 <@Dagmar> Then just remain quiet while the grownups are talking.
11:24 <@Shadow_Phone> lawl
11:24 <@Dagmar> ...although I'm almost tempted to say "$200 bounty on whoever can get the fucker to my house between 1:00pm and 1:30pm today"
11:27 < Obl> $17 UHAUL
11:27 <+coil_> whos going to defcon>
11:27 <@ladymerlin> me and skydog
11:27 <+coil_> i want to go
11:27 <+coil_> and i want to make it this year
11:28  * coil_ looks at plan ticket prices
11:28 <+coil_> what's the best site to get it from
11:28 <+coil_> some of them have fucked me over...
11:28 <@Dolemite> Right now is probably not the right time to shop for the tickets
11:28 <@oddball> hmmm... negotiating with Naienko now about it
11:29 <+coil_> meow?
11:29 <+coil_> Dolemite: how come?
11:29 <+coil_> too early?
11:29 <@Dolemite> coil : You will get the best deals typically in the 60-90 window, other than the "Last Minute Super Saver" tickets that may or may not become available.
11:30 <+coil_> what's las vegas's airport code
11:30 <@Shadow_Phone> lax
11:30 <@Dolemite> LAS
11:30 <@ladymerlin> las
11:30 <@Shadow_Phone> or klas
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11:31 <+coil_> 260
11:31 <@Dolemite> From where?
11:31 <+coil_> SAT
11:32 <@Dolemite> Eh.  That's decent, but not great.
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11:32 <+coil_> agent.dll
11:34 <+coil_> but i never heard of frontier airlines
11:34 <@Dolemite> Frontier is good
11:34 <@baudburn> i'll tell you, luftansa is pretty great
11:34 <@Dolemite> They have a great frequent flier program
11:34 <@baudburn> but then any foreign airline > any US airline
11:34 <@Dolemite> INCORRECT
11:35 <@Dolemite> baudburn has never flown India Air
11:35 <@baudburn> true, i have not
11:35 <@Dolemite> And some of the Chinese state owned ones are pretty bad
11:35  * coil_ goes to lay down to put h2o2 in his ear
11:35 <@Dolemite> United is awesome when you're flying international, not so awesome when domestic
11:36 <@baudburn> fuck that, i flew united to frankfurt
11:36 <@baudburn> it was ok, for a US airline
11:36 <@baudburn> but it was complete bullshit compared to luftansa on the way back
11:36 <@baudburn> food on the way there == inedible.. food one way back == pretty damn good
11:37 <@Dolemite> I always had great experiences with United.  Then again I had platinum status.  They greeted me in business class with a beer and a blowjob.
11:37 <@SkyDog_> OK dole, heading your way.
11:37 <@Dolemite> SkyDog_ : Meet you next door
11:37 <@baudburn> nice
11:37 <@Dolemite> I no longer have any of the elite statuses, though :(
11:38 <@Dolemite> I had some systemwide upgrades on United that I never got to use
11:38 <@Dolemite> That was teh biggest suck
11:38 <@Dolemite> But I just don't fly often enough anymore to even get gold status on any airline
11:38 <@Dolemite> This year I may get half way to gold on American, but halfway doesn't do any good.  heh.
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11:49 <@oddball> Wow, apparently that guy was serious about wanting to get rid of the rack ASAP.
11:49 <@Shadow_Phone> he probably stole it
11:49 <@Dagmar> Suuure.
11:49 <@Dagmar> People five-finger 100lb six foot metal boxes all the time.
11:50 <@Shadow_Phone> 1 cart, 1 ramp, 1 pickup truck = 5 finger discount
11:50 <@oddball> He responded that there's a few folks in front of me, but since I said I could pick it up this afternoon, I'm a front runner
11:50 <@Dagmar> Good luck to ya
11:51 <@Dagmar> Was it an actual enclosed rack or just one of those endoskeleton things?
11:52 <@oddball> damnit... forgot to ask
11:53 <@Dagmar> One of these are _substantially_ easier to transport than the other.
11:53 <@Dagmar> "Spine" racks you can take apart.
11:53 <@Dagmar> Enclosed metal boxes, not so much>  heheh
11:53 < Obl> Hes the same guy with 10 of the 19" monitors free...
11:53 <@dc0de> when I get my gear moved out of the garage, I'll be donating my full rack with doors and side walls, (which come apart), to HC.
11:53 <@oddball> Yeah, I'm guessing they're CRT
11:54 < Obl> NO MATTER..
11:54 < Obl> someone will want them
11:54 <@Dagmar> Someone with a very sturdy desk.
11:54 <@oddball> ah, looks like someone else is getting it... ah well
11:54 <@Dagmar> ...and probably a six wheeled truck
11:54 <@dc0de> oddball, how about HC?
11:54 < Obl> got a 21" on mine
11:55 < Obl> 15" X3
11:55 <@Dagmar> ob1: Most desks aren't really designed to hold say, 150lbs-worth of CRT (three 19" monitors)
11:55 <@Catonic> hrm
11:55 <@oddball> dc0de: I'm not part of the HC, so I don't know
11:55 <@Catonic> I have a six foot rack in storage not doing anything
11:55 <@dc0de> but you can still contribute
11:55 <@dc0de> I'm not part of it either.
11:56 <@dc0de> Catonic, yes you are, you're paying to store it.
11:56 <@oddball> oh, and I'm not really in a position at the moment to think about such things
11:56 < Obl> MOST- yeah.. I hate that particle board crap they sell these days
12:04 <@Catonic> ruh-roh
12:04 <@Catonic> I've got a 70GB file that's supposed to be a 50GB hard drive...
12:04 <@dc0de> ruh-roh
12:05 <@Shadow_Phone> what is hc?
12:05 <@dc0de> Hacker Consortium
12:06  * dc0de is away: off to catch some sleep.
12:09 <@Shadow_Phone> ah tn.
12:09 <@Shadow_Phone> of course, atlanta sucks
12:09 < coil> atl does suck
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12:11 <@Catonic> don't tell me that...
12:11 <@Catonic> birmingham sucks... and it's the best spot in AL
12:11 <@Shadow_Phone> sorry bud, but the hacker scene is dead in atl for meetings
12:12 <@Shadow_Phone> !minicity
12:12 <@brimstone> Population: 16911 Revenues: 3942100 Unemployment: 0% Transports: 100% Criminality: 1% Pollution: 0% 2421 ahead of beltegueuse
12:12 <@Shadow_Phone> oh, ahead again
12:12 <@Shadow_Phone> nice
12:12 <@Catonic> Shadow_Phone: it's dead in bhm too
12:14 <@Shadow_Phone> ah
12:14 <@Catonic> yup... nothing to do here except drink and screw... helps that we have the hottest women in the state hear.
12:14 <@Catonic> s/hear/here/
12:15 <@Shadow_Phone> yeah, if you like mustaches and hairy armpits
12:15 <@Shadow_Phone> bhm that is
12:16 <@Catonic> no dude... we have the best... not those corn-fed country girls
12:19 <@Catonic> I haven't seen many hippie chicks around campus... we have a nursing school, so I don't really think they have time..
12:19 <@Catonic> there's a liberal arts college a few exits down...
12:22 <@Dagmar> They're still there, just dressed up.
12:22 <@Dagmar> Yell out "who let the filthy hippies in here" and see who looks around angrily
12:23 <@Catonic> it's the living proof of Billy Joel's statement "ya can't dress trashy unless you spend a lot of money"
12:24 <@Neoteric> http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-undo-her-bra-with-one-hand (SFW, because of no boobs)
12:25 <@Shadow_Phone> lawl
12:25 <@Shadow_Phone> if you have to watch a video to learn that, your sad
12:25 <@Dagmar> I think it's mainly meant to instruct those people who have never actually seen a bra on a girl, let alone been allowed to touch one.
12:27 <@Shadow_Phone> i guide to help getting laid?
12:28 <@Dagmar> Vicarious thrill fodder.
12:29 <@Neoteric> how about the fact that it's really funny?
12:29 <@Neoteric> a charming video perfectly set in it's time and place
12:29 <@Corydon76-lap> Is that similar to the technique of removing a guy's shorts using only your teeth?
12:31 <@Neoteric> Corydon76-: on videojug... yes.
12:33 <@Corydon76-lap> Of course, if you use your tongue properly, the guy will shuck off his shorts for you...
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12:38 <@deoptima> !seen polerin
12:38 <@Catonic> !rip MxzBot
12:39 <@Catonic> ~weather 35205
12:39 <+MxZBot> It's Haze in Birmingham, Alabama. It's 51 F (29 M, 10 C, 283 K).
12:39 <@Catonic> oh hey, it lives..
12:39  * Catonic pets the zombie bot
12:39 <@deoptima> anyone know a good probono lawyer? lmao
12:40 <@Catonic> yes, please... I want to sue corydon for sexual harrassment
12:40  * deoptima made some ISP very mad lmao
12:41 <@Shadow_Phone> deoptima: heh, which one?
12:42 <@deoptima> i am not at liberty to discuss it, for my own well being right now
12:42 <@deoptima> i got a letter overnighted and a phone call from their "senior counsel" the other day
12:44 <@deoptima> then saw some IPs from their NOC trying to access ssh and a few private .htaccess protected web pages on my server for 3 days
12:44 <@Shadow_Phone> nice
12:45  * deoptima must shut up now before i get in trouble. i need to seek a lawyer lmao
12:46 <@deoptima> i swear this is turning into like some hacker movie shit i hate it
12:46 <@deoptima> them spying on me, me going into stealth mode and spying on them w/o them knowing
12:46 < ware> whatd you do
12:46 < ware> besides just admit to spying on them
12:46 <@Shadow_Phone> ware: she cant discuss specifics yet
12:46 <@deoptima> cant say........ really
12:47 <@Shadow_Phone> deoptima: prepare to be questioned by the feds visiting your work
12:47 <@Shadow_Phone> they've visited me once
12:47 <@Shadow_Phone> on a related occurence
12:47 < ware> yeah they monitor the channel
12:48 <@deoptima> lets just say ive have Cisco, and Nortel not to mention an Australian City government try to access these filese1
12:48 <@Shadow_Phone> hell, i can talk about it now, just not in too much detail
12:48 <@Shadow_Phone> Catonic: hey man, gf is cool with you crashing at my place after the concert
12:49 <@deoptima> yea i just got canned from my employer for "AUP violations"..... I brought a few security holes to their attention never exploited them
12:49 <@Shadow_Phone> i hate that shit
12:50 <@Shadow_Phone> my company rewards its employees for finding and reporting holes
12:50 <@deoptima> i just made the IT director look like a tard with tourrets of the keyboard
12:50 <@Shadow_Phone> heh
12:53 <@Shadow_Phone> whats funny is there is a past member of 2600 in our ipsec team
12:53 <@deoptima> lmao
12:53 <@Dolemite> what's funny about that?
12:54 <@deoptima> wrong chan sorry
12:55 <@deoptima> brb
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13:11 <@critch> damn cheap capacitors, had 2 blow on my primary video card Friday
13:16 <@Catonic> Shadow_Phone: will probably drive right on back... not planning on getting tanked per my usual
13:16 <@Shadow_Phone> aye, but its up to you
13:16 <@Catonic> I still have to clean the car...
13:17  * Catonic escapes into the great outdoors
13:19  * dc0de is back (gone 01:12:23)
13:19 <@dc0de> that was a short rest.
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13:24 <@someninjaserver> this is just dumb
13:24 <@someninjaserver> the state is auditing where i work
13:24 <@someninjaserver> the guy doing it left for lunch an hour and 15 minutes ago
13:25 <@someninjaserver> he left the laptop sitting logged on at one of our desks
13:25 <@dc0de> someninjaserver, put on some latex gloves and change his screen background.
13:25 <@Dolemite> give yourself a perfect score, then lock his laptop
13:25 <@someninjaserver> thats what i should do
13:26 <@critch> charge him for the physical security of his otherwise compromised laptop
13:26 <@dc0de> yah, Dolemite is right...
13:26 <@someninjaserver> that or just copy the drive
13:26 <@dc0de> where I work, if we find one unlocked we send messages to the CEO saying how stupid we are.
13:27 <@dc0de> http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-hide-an-unwanted-erection
13:27 <@dc0de> nsfw for language, but it's hilarious.
13:27 <@critch> hehe, if he is on a gov network connection, just download some pron.
13:27 <@dc0de> nice
13:27 <@dc0de> child porn
13:28 <@critch> child porn would infer that someninjaserver knows where to find it.
13:28 <@someninjaserver> yeah
13:28 <@someninjaserver> i dont know where to find it or want to know
13:28 <@dc0de> well, I didn't mean to infer that...
13:28 <@Dolemite> google for child porn
13:29 <@someninjaserver> my luck the second i hit enter
13:29 <@someninjaserver> victor knocks on my door
13:29 <@dc0de> heh
13:29 <@someninjaserver> then kicks me in the nuts
13:30 <@dc0de> http://www.drinkable.com/kitty_porn/
13:31 <@critch> I hope that is young felines
13:31 <@dc0de> this is hilarious... http://www.drinkable.com/kitty_porn/dry_hump.htm
13:31 <@dc0de> critch, SFW
13:31 <@dc0de> and the Federal Government.
13:31 <@dc0de> "I'm going to make you bark like a dog"
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13:47 < coil> [13:31:53]       @dc0de | "I'm going to make you bark like a dog"                                                                                                 ???@seeblind
13:48 <@dc0de> look at the previous link.
13:48 <@dc0de> ~minilink
13:48 <+MxZBot> http://maxiez.com/l/drinkable.com/NFUSj.htm
13:49 <@dc0de> I have a client asking for a "PASS" on a PCI Scan because it will take some "time" to remediate everything.
13:52 <@tzanger> dc0de: heh
13:52 <@dc0de> I'm like... "Errr, that's not going to happen."
13:55 <@Catonic> PCI?
13:55 <@dc0de> yeah
13:55 <@Dolemite> Jeebus
13:56 <@Dolemite> http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/02/25/pilot.dead.ap/index.html
13:56 <@Dolemite> You can see the body of the pilot through the window
13:56 <@dc0de> damn
13:56 <@Catonic> that's morbid. I'm so turned on right now.
13:58 <@Dolemite> down, boy
14:00 <@Shadow_Phone> talk about being bored stiff on a flight
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14:15 <@someninjaserver> what picture are yall talking about
14:15 <@Dolemite> the one in the link I posted
14:15 <@ShadowHntr> http://www.aussiepythons.com/forum/1025523-post1
14:16 <@someninjaserver> hm
14:16 <@someninjaserver> mine doesnt have any pictures
14:17 <@ladymerlin> they pulle dit down
14:18 <@someninjaserver> ah
14:20 <@dc0de> ShadowHntr, that's cool
14:22 <@Shadow_Phone> are you farking kidding me
14:22 <@Shadow_Phone> they pulled down that photo
14:23 <@Shadow_Phone> what pussies complained, heh
14:23 <@Shadow_Phone> such a sad world when people cnat handle looking at a stiff
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14:35 <@brimstone> "did you say autozone?" "no, outer, as in opposite of inner"
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14:36 <@dc0de> well, that bios update didn't give me 4GB.
14:37 <@dc0de> grrr.
14:37 <@dc0de> fuck
14:37 <@Catonic> mmm... 4GB...
14:37 <@dc0de> jnoble@jnoble-laptop:~$ free -m
14:37 <@dc0de>              total       used       free     shared    buffers     cached
14:37 <@dc0de> Mem:          3034       2843        190          0        105       2314
14:37 <@dc0de> -/+ buffers/cache:        423       2610
14:37 <@dc0de> Swap:         4690          0       4690
14:39 <@Catonic> dc0de: you're a godless hippie. Do you run VMWare on your laptop and if so, in Linux or Windows?
14:39 <@brimstone> horray! lacky number one doesn't find the group code
14:39 <@dc0de> I run Vmwareserver in Linux
14:40 <@Catonic> brimstone: escalate to lackey #2.
14:40 <@brimstone> already done
14:41 <@dc0de> Catonic, why?
14:41 <@brimstone> this lacky finds it
14:41 <@Catonic> dc0de: because no sane man would run Linux in a VM on a Windows box.
14:41 <@dc0de> good. then I'm sane.
14:41 <@Catonic> but Windows in a VM on a Linux box makes all the sense in the world.
14:42 <@dc0de> Catonic, I have to keep it for work... my work desktop is in a VM.
14:45 <@brimstone> i thought this was a chick at first, but after the dropped call, she said her name was "timothy"
14:47 <@Corydon76-lap> Sounds like my kind of guy
14:47  * Catonic twitches
14:48 <@SkyDog_> Corydon76-lap: aren't you trying to find a woman?
14:51 <@Corydon76-lap> SkyDog_: what's wrong with a little humor?
14:52 <@SkyDog_> Heh. is that what that is... :)
14:58 <@Corydon76-lap> I don't think I'll ever stop being suggestive
15:00 <@baudburn> i met a couple of guys in berlin who run a gay entertainment mag there
15:00 <@Corydon76-lap> baudburn: such the metrosexual...
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15:01 <@baudburn> Corydon76-lap: hah.. it was in a bar down the street from our hotel
15:02 < ware> http://www.google.com/trends?q=%22ass+to+mouth%22%2C+%22anal+fisting%22&ctab=0
15:03 <@Corydon76-lap> baudburn: you attend more gay bars than most gay men
15:03 <@baudburn> Corydon76-lap: it wasn't a gay bar
15:05 <@someninjamaster> being sick sucks
15:10 <@Catonic> unless you're dating a nursing student.
15:22  * someninjamaster whats a nurse gf
15:25 <@dc0de> someninjamaster, yes, it does.
15:25 <@someninjamaster> wants
15:26 <@Dolemite> Yep, because nothing beats having your girlfriend look at you and say, "Don't worry, honey, I see naked men all day long."
15:27 <@Catonic> Just go to work in an ER...
15:27 <@Catonic> it's a non-stop balls to the walls fuckfest
15:27 <@dc0de> or hearing her say, "This guy came in today and his ______ was so _______."
15:27 <@Dolemite> that's the truth
15:27 <@Catonic> nothing like getting fired because you don't want to fuck a doctor.
15:28 <@Catonic> Hrm...
15:28  * Catonic starts thinking about a second career
15:38 <@baudburn> Dolemite: mine has said before that her job is "to look at vag all day"
15:38 <@Catonic> I like what one male nurse posted
15:39 <@Dolemite> baudburn : She's an ob/gyn?
15:39 <@baudburn> Dolemite: yeah
15:39 <@Dolemite> Heh, I didn't realize taht
15:39 <@Dolemite> at least she's not a urologist
15:40 <@Catonic> bleh..
15:40 <@baudburn> heh
15:41 <@Catonic> "I CAN"T FIND THE HOLE !!!!!.....I'm not used to seeing these things!" -- $dude, trying to put in a foley catheter on a female.
15:44 <@baudburn> Catonic: nice
16:09 <@Catonic> anyone got any opinions on SQLite?
16:11 <@tzanger> it's great
16:11 <@tzanger> small, light, multiplatform, doesn't try to be the end-all, be-all
16:11 <@tzanger> and if you're familliar with sql, it's great for scaling to something bigger eventually
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16:13 <@Catonic> I just want something small right now that doesn't incur the wrath or bloat of mysql
16:18 <@critch> sweet... http://www.fujitsu.com/us/news/pr/fcpa_20080225-04.html
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16:27 <@Corydon76-lap> Catonic: note that SQLite does not obey its own column constraints
16:28 <@Corydon76-lap> If you insert a 1000-char string into a char(5), SQLite will quite happily let you store the whole 1000 characters
16:29 <@Corydon76-lap> That might go for different types, too, although I've never tried it
16:29 <@Corydon76-lap> MySQL truncates, and real databases disallow that behavior
16:30 <@Corydon76-lap> So in some ways, SQLite is even worse than MySQL
16:36 <@critch> well, except it is lite...
16:40 <@Corydon76-lap> critch: I meant, I wonder if it lets you store a string in an integer field
16:41 <@Corydon76-lap> If it doesn't obey length restrictions, what are types?
16:42 <@critch> I was joking. I wouldn't use SQLite or MySQL in production anyways. I'll take the bloat of postgres for the peace of mind.
16:44 <@brimstone> hey Corydon76-lap i got a shell scripting question for you
16:44 <@brimstone> what's the easiest way to tell what's "03:40:42" in the future?
16:45 <@brimstone> i want it to return say, 20:24:30
17:04 <@brimstone> n/m i got it working Corydon76-lap
17:05 <@brimstone> fyi: the line is: date -d "`acpi | awk '{print $5}' | sed -e "s/:/ hours /;s/:/ minutes /;s/$/ seconds/"`" +%H:%M:%S
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17:19 <@brimstone> http://content.techrepublic.com.com/2347-10878_11-6523-6524.html?seq=1
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18:52 <@juice> hi
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19:58 <@dasunt> Quick question -- is blasting Norwegian folk metal at 8 o'clock at night kosher or not?
19:59 <@sasquatc4> if the lead singer is a rabbi, yes
19:59 <@juice> hmm
20:08 <@juice> I hate rogue spyware removal crap
20:09 < remoford> folk metal?
20:09 <@juice> I don't know what's worse hours of trying to remove it or hours f reinstalling windows
20:09  * remoford had no idea such a thing eisted
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20:53 <@dasunt> remoford: Folk metal.
20:53 <@dasunt> It exists.
20:53  * dasunt goes to the couch to read.
20:53 <@dasunt> And pass out.
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22:31  * Catonic hold the pillow over dasunt's face
22:33 <@dasunt> Meh/
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22:49 <@rattle> Wanted:  A picture of a cat sitting on a router.
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22:50 < Synx_hm> Anyone know how to recover a wrt54g from unknown firmware
22:51 <@rattle> The caption "IM IN UR BGP.  ANNOUNCING LOLZ." needs to be attached to something..
22:51 <@rattle> LULZ, sorry.
22:51 < Synx_hm> i put some wardriving type firmware that someone oh here linked me to, and cant remember the site nor the password for this shit
22:51 < Synx_hm> and i need to get tomato on this router stat ;(
22:52 <@brimstone> rattle: http://joshebben.com/2007/11/22/router-cats/
22:52 < Synx_hm> its some old firmware that hasn't been updated in a while
22:53 <@rattle> Damnit..  If only it was a 7200 or something.
22:53 <@rattle> That might be enough though.
22:54 < Synx_hm> any ideas peeps
22:54 <@brimstone> picky picky
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22:59 <@rattle> Here it is, the lamest thing I've ever done!
22:59 <@rattle> http://nicklevay.net/misc/bgpcat.jpg
23:02 < remoford> yeah
23:02 < remoford> thats pretty lame
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23:19 <@sdodson> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk
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23:26 <@brimstone> Trip Fontaine was a douche.
23:30 <@sdodson> I DO NOT KNOW WHO THAT IS!
23:31 <@brimstone> *who that is be
23:31 <@rattle> Oh yeah, this is why I wanted the picture..  http://www.memestreams.net/users/rattle/blogid10325692/
23:32 <@rattle> The operators community does a pretty good job of smacking people quickly..  http://www.merit.edu/mail.archives/nanog/msg06357.html
23:32 <@rattle> Heh.
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23:36 <@sdodson> I wish I understood routing.
23:36 <@rattle> Holon a second..  I found a really great blog post..
23:37 <@rattle> http://www.memestreams.net/users/rattle/blogid10325693/
23:37 <@rattle> That's a much better summary of what happened.
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23:38 <@rattle> sdodson:  There isn't much to it really..
23:46 <@rattle> I'm a bit excited actually..  I get to turn up a few new ASNs soon.. :)
23:49 <@sdodson> http://www.merit.edu/mail.archives/nanog/msg06384.html is a good summary
23:49 <@rattle> Yep.
23:50 <@rattle> It's a genuine problem..
23:51 <@rattle> I ask upstream providers not to filter my announcements..  It's like a requisite wet hack you just gotta do to your upstream.. :)
23:51 <@rattle> "Like, I got a ton of organizations on this network.  Some got IP space.  If we need to move something around to help someone, I wanna just be able to do it..  We got clue..  Ya know?  Yeah, that's right..  Don't filter me...."  :)
23:52  * sdodson filters rattle 
23:53 <@rattle> Well, there is a very distinct and real reason why you don't fuck with bogus announcements....  Let me find that link..
23:53 <@rattle> Here.  http://www.merit.edu/mail.archives/nanog/msg06357.html
23:54 <@rattle> There is a "we will hunt you down and kill you" mentality in the operators community.
23:55 <@rattle> If you like, well..  Working..  It would be a bad idea to actually announce bad routes for fun..
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