--- Log opened Wed Feb 06 00:00:46 2008
00:00 <@someninjamaster> looks like the watch is extended
00:01 < ware> well
00:01 < ware> if yall dont see me againk
00:01 < ware> its been fun
00:02 <@someninjamaster> show the storm whos boss
00:02 <@someninjamaster> throw a chair at it
00:04 <@dasunt> Ballmer?
00:05 < ware> adios
00:05 < ware> amigos
00:15 <@someninjamaster> joy
00:16 <@someninjamaster> it looks like i have about 45 minutes untill its back down stairs again
00:17  * dasunt dies.
00:24 <@Mirage> http://www.wgal.com/news/15220277/detail.html
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00:46 <+coil> lulz gave a dude $60 credit today
00:47 <@sdodson> coil: Do you spell check the tickets?
00:48 <+coil> no
00:48 <+coil> i know how2speel
00:53 <@Corydon76-dig> Knowing how to spell and actually spelling things correctly are two very different things.
00:54 < ware> i made it
00:54 < ware> !
00:54 <@Corydon76-dig> ware: Damn!
00:54 <@Corydon76-dig> Where's Darwin when you need him?
00:55 < ware> :"()&
00:55 < ware> i got taco bell
00:58 <@dasunt> ware: Your poor anus.
01:00 <@someninjamaster>  w00t
01:01 <@someninjamaster> the tornado warning is mentioning my street
01:01 <@someninjamaster> along with the street north and south of me
01:01 <@Corydon76-dig> Lovely
01:01 < ware> OH HAMMERED
01:01 < ware> !minicity
01:01 < ware> sleep time
01:01 <@brimstone> Population: 11666 Revenues: 2719950 Unemployment: 1% Transports: 100% Criminality: 0% Pollution: 0% 1283 ahead of loloclaudie
01:01 <@someninjamaster> at least im in a concrete bunker
01:02 <+coil> hi
01:02 <+coil> o;jk;
01:02 <@ShadowHntr> lol
01:02 <@someninjamaster> concrete filled cinderblocks around me and a 16" concrete ceiling
01:15 <@Dagmar> what the hell
01:16 <@Dagmar> Fucking TORNADOES in January
01:22 <@someninjamaster> i wish these fucking storms would pass so i can go to sleep
01:22 <@dasunt> Dagmar: Told you not to vote for huckabee on Super Tuesday.
01:22 <@dasunt> God gets mad.
01:22 <@ShadowHntr> ROFL
01:22 <@ShadowHntr> :D
01:24 <@Dagmar> I didn't vote for any of them
01:24 <@Dagmar> I was busy trying to sleep
01:26 <@someninjamaster> wow i need new battery for my macbook
01:26 <@someninjamaster> it runs for 45 minutes and takes an hour and 50 to recharge
01:41  * dasunt goes to bed.
01:43 <@someninjamaster> im giving it about 20 minutes then hitting the sack
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02:41 <@wontonjoe> someninjamaster, calibrate the battery and upgrade firmware
02:41 <@wontonjoe> if that dosent fix it it may be under warranty
04:33 <+coil> yay i htink i feel a sickness coming on
05:26 <@Dagmar> http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/05/funny-pictures-click-mouse-to-accept-cookie/
05:26 <@Dagmar> 8D
05:41 <@Dagmar> Chattanooga people, time to head for cover.
05:42 <@Dagmar> Tornadoes incoming!
06:20 < jb7od> alright! we lived
06:21 < jb7od> Okay here's one: Death Proof
06:22 < jb7od> in that film, in the opening Lebanon scene that girl sends that other girl after "vodka and sugar free redbull" on the door it says liquor beer cigarettes
06:22 < jb7od> and as we all know
06:22 <@Dagmar> Yep
06:22 < jb7od> you can't buy all that shit in the same store in tn
06:23 < jb7od> and none of it was filmed in tn either
06:25 < jb7od> off to the [D] in the LV, yall have a good un.
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06:43 <@NotLarry> jb7od: It's called suspension of disbelief.  It is the EULA you agree to when you purchase the ticket or rent the video/dvd.  Of course, if you stole the film you are exempt from the EULA and can talk about it all you want, or if your a film student and you are getting help with your essay...
06:43 <@NotLarry> oops, missed
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07:04 < illuminator> mornin
07:04 <@sdodson> hi!
07:05 < illuminator> hullo
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07:07 <@sdodson> so what so what so whatcha want
07:09 <@dc0de> mr0nin all
07:09 < ware> h0 sn4p1
07:09 <@dc0de> snapple?
07:09 < ware> YEAH... SN4P!
07:09 <@dc0de> heh
07:09  * dc0de passes ware a Snapple.
07:10 < illuminator> mmm almost juice
07:10 < ware> mmm
07:10 < ware> im so hungover
07:10 < ware> got in the hottub and my friend dumped an entire bottle of shampoo in it
07:11 < illuminator> nice
07:11 < illuminator> I went out to bars last night and didn't drink... that was weird.
07:11 <@dc0de> ware, at least you're finally bathed.
07:12 <@dc0de> speaking of which... I'm off to shower...
07:17 <@jonnyx> We dodged the bullet last night; heard tornadoes go roaring by on either side of my mom's house & didn't take any damage. Some of the other nearby houses sure as hell did, though.
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07:27 <@dasunt> How the hell did I manage to turn the alarm back an hour?
07:28 <@dasunt> Jesus.
07:32 <@Dagmar> Jonnyx: Are you back in Franklin now for awhile then or something?
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07:33 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:38 <@tzanger> http://bos.hack.org/start/wat.png
07:38 <@tzanger> text, but probably NSFW
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07:40 <@Dolemite> lol
07:41 <@Dagmar> So is it SFW?
07:41 <@Dolemite> sure
07:42 <@brimstone> safe for your work
07:42 <@Dolemite> safe for your desktop monitor, but not the 6' projector screen
07:42 <@Dagmar> OKay, so the text is small and hard to read
07:43 <@Dagmar> This isn't like that Jesus light switch I posted a few days back -- i.e., not guaranteed to anger a significant amount of the population at a glance.
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07:44 <@Dolemite> url?
07:44 <@Dagmar> Lemme see if I cached it
07:45 <@Dagmar> MIGHT well be http://blairhouse.homeip.net/~dagmar/jesus.jpg
07:45 <@Dagmar> I am not _about_ to pull it up at the office to check
07:45 <@brimstone> it is :P
07:45 <@tzanger> no
07:45 <@Dagmar> k, good
07:45 <@tzanger> http://bos.hack.org/start/wat.png
07:45 <@tzanger> it's a png of text
07:45 <@tzanger> but the text is NSFW
07:46 <@tzanger> oh sorry
07:46 <@Dagmar> k
07:46 <@tzanger> I thought you meant mine
07:46 <@tzanger> Dagmar: oh I got a good one too about jesus
07:46 <@tzanger> http://www.mixdown.ca/~andrew/dump/jesusbrb.jpg
07:46 <@tzanger> SFW, unless you would get fired for blasphemy
07:47 <@jonnyx> Dagmar - I'm in Nashville/Franklin through the end of the month and into early March taking care of my mom and her broken leg.
07:47 <@Dagmar> Ahhh...
07:48 <@Dagmar> You should gimme a ring this weekend, I'm off.  You can see what a pile of crap I still need to get rid of at the apartment
07:48 <@dasunt> LoL.
07:48 <@Dolemite> Now, now, you don't have to call your girlfriend that...
07:49 <@jonnyx> That'll work.
07:49 <@Dagmar> I got rid of two boxes from Mt. Crap this week
07:49 <@Dagmar> I just need to keep that momentum up and maybe I'll have room for a dinner table by the end of March
07:50 <@Dagmar> It's just really, really annoying to go through boxes of analog phone crap and XT-like hardware
07:51 <@tzanger> yep
07:51 <@tzanger> I had an 80386DX33 system from 1986 that I only threw out 2 years ago
07:51 <@tzanger> it was a nostalgia thing
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07:55 <@dasunt> I can understand.
07:55 <@dasunt> I still probably have a 80286 AMD clone & board with SIPPs due to the same thing.
07:56 <@Dagmar> I have serial mice in that mess.
07:56 <@dasunt> That's a problem?
07:56 <@Dagmar> Yes...  They suck.
07:56 <@Dagmar> Mice with _balls_
07:57 <@Dagmar> Wired telepone cords and stuff
08:04 <@dasunt> http://www.diylife.com/2008/02/02/show-pc-stats-on-analog-gauges/
08:07 <@Dagmar> Someday that man will learn about "enclosures"
08:08 <@dasunt> I'm kind of curious where he starts talking about using resistors to drop USB voltage and why it doesn't work (varience in USB VCC).  Why not use a voltage regulator to drop voltage?
08:11 <@Dagmar> Cuz all he had handy were resistors
08:17  * polerin whistles innocently and doesn't look at the compaq 486 dx66 behind her
08:18 <@dasunt> I don't think I have any more 8088 stuff in my possession.
08:24 <@baudburn> morning
08:28 < ware> yay project meeting
08:28 < ware> i get to be like Dolemite!
08:28 <@dasunt> And do what?
08:31 <@Dolemite> attend a meeting
08:37 <@NotLarry> night kids
08:42 <@baudburn> hmm.. working today feels like a difficult proposition
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09:16 <@rhia> Lent already - sheesh
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09:51 <@dc0de> I'm giving up Cancun for Lent
09:57 <@dc0de> well, off to the airport to come home... :(
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10:25 <@someninjamaster>  You may have noticed a number of stories recently about undersea cables getting cut around the world. Apparently the total is now up to 5, but the scariest part of this is that Iran is now offline.
10:25 <@someninjamaster> slashdot headline
10:25 <@someninjamaster> why is iran being offline scary
10:26 <@Dagmar> because no one has corrected that yet
10:26 <@Dagmar> They're not offline
10:26 <@Dagmar> ...or at least rattle says they're not
10:26 <@someninjamaster> http://www.internettrafficreport.com/history/267.htm
10:31 <@rattle> Yeah, that's one router.
10:31 <@rattle> Iran has five land line exit paths, the majority of which are stm-16's.
10:39 <@SkyDog_> Anyone familiar with 'concept technologies', John McGrath, or James Fields?
10:39 <@SkyDog_> I need a background on the company and the people.
10:51 <@Evilpig> why?
10:52 <@ladymerlin> why not
10:53 <@Evilpig> umm cause normally you don't ask for background of people you don't give a shit about?
10:53 <@SkyDog_> Because centennial is moving to a Microsoft system, and they are interviewing companies to do the work. they asked me to meet with them to check them out.
10:54 <@Evilpig> ewwww m$
10:54 <@Evilpig> moving to exchange too?
10:54 <@SkyDog_> Hey, they couldn't find anyone that could work on the novell system that was local.
10:54 <@SkyDog_> yeah.
11:02 <@Dagmar> s/could/would/;
11:03 <@Dagmar> You could do like Metro used to do.
11:03 <@Dagmar> Call a local repair shop and tell them you've got a failing drive.
11:05 <@SkyDog_> Heh. I don't trust most of the people out there.
11:05 <@SkyDog_> Wilpig, i trust.
11:05 <@SkyDog_> The problem is so many people trust him, he's too busy...
11:10 < ware> meetings kick ass
11:10 < ware> or i havent been in a timewaster in a long time
11:12 < ware> yo mommas so poor, she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers
11:12 <@SkyDog_> ewww.
11:13 < ware> hehe
11:14 <@SkyDog_> I get to drive to HCA for a field trip.
11:14 <@SkyDog_> They want me to sit in on a meeting about some sort of checkpoint mobile security product...
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11:15 <@ladymerlin> hca?
11:17 <@SkyDog_> Yeah, it's a large healthcare organization.
11:17 < ware> haha
11:17 < ware> very large
11:17 <@ladymerlin> ah never herd of it
11:17 < ware> 4srsly?
11:18 < ware> i almost worked for em
11:18 <@ladymerlin> i dont keep up on company names
11:19 <@SkyDog_> ware: Yeah, a bunch of the original 2600'ers work at HCA.
11:21 < ware> yuhp i figgerd
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11:33 <@Catonic> ladymerlin... the tkes and taus were playing intramural soccer yesterday..
11:33 <@ladymerlin> who?
11:34 <@Catonic> remember... if you can't go goon go teek, if you can't go teek go home...
11:34 <@ladymerlin> ohh yeah
11:35 <@Catonic> unfortunately, as a lone aikidota, I really didn't feel like attempting to start anything... that and I seriously doubt any of them have been to tikicon.
11:36 <@Catonic> I should have started the chant... :)
11:38 <@ladymerlin> hehe
11:39 <@SkyDog_> I forgot about the pool at defcon and the TKE's.
11:39 <@SkyDog_> that was a blast.
11:39 <@Catonic> yeah, it's just a little wierd walking around with an inside joke in your head that your average member of the fraternity wouldn't get.
11:40 <@brimstone> that's cuz you're old
11:41 <@Catonic> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
11:42 <@brimstone> there i said it
11:44 <@timoguin> oh my god...
11:44 <@timoguin> how funny is this email...
11:44 <@Catonic> you killed kenny, you bastard.
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11:44 <@timoguin> Sexual Health Awareness Day
11:44 <@timoguin> Sponsored by Student Counseling Services
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11:44 <@timoguin> From the desk of Dr. Lisa Beavers, Director of Student Counseling Services:
11:44 <@Catonic> so that's what that button do.
11:45 <@Catonic> is she cute? does she have a sister?
11:55 < MudFlap> one of our clients is Harry Johnson.  love it when front desk announces him waiting.
11:56 <@Catonic> I used to work with Richard Head
11:58 <@Dagmar> timoguin: Doesn't she work for the same place I work for?"
11:58 <@Dagmar> The name, it is familiar to me.
11:59 <@Catonic> Probably just an ex-girlfriend
11:59 <@SkyDog_> MudFlap: HAHAHA!!!!
11:59 <@SkyDog_> Harry johnson at the front desk...
12:01 <@Dagmar> No, I'm sure I've heard that woman's name, and recently.
12:02 <@Dagmar> I mean, it _does_ get your attention
12:02 <@Dagmar> Oh wait, I bet it's one of Oph's instructors
12:05 <@Dolemite> *brUp*
12:05 <@Dolemite> MmMMmm...  vendor paid Monell's for lunch
12:05 <@SkyDog_> Yousuck.
12:05 <@SkyDog_> which vendor?
12:05 <@Dolemite> Tele-Optics
12:06 <@SkyDog_> Sigh.
12:06 <@Dolemite> the ones that did the access control system
12:06 <@SkyDog_> Was the biometric system a requirement, or was that just a test for campus side stuff?
12:07 <@Dolemite> It was something that we wanted to do
12:07 <@SkyDog_> Ah. That's cool.
12:08 <@SkyDog_> The delay in processing the fingerprint throws me off a bit. mirage scanned his fingerprint, and it beeped. I went to open the door, but it took a second or two longer than before.
12:08 <@SkyDog_> I got to look stupid, AGAIN, for trying to open a locked door.
12:10 <@brimstone> sounds like the door at work, takes the motion sensor about 3 seconds to react, but it takes <1s to trip the sensor and walk facefirst into the door
12:12 <@Catonic> swipe card reader at the gym is like that
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12:38 <@someninjaserver> my rfid has no lag
12:38 <@someninjaserver> but then again its not networked
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13:02 <@Dagmar> Mmm... I enjoyed that
13:03 <@Dagmar> One of the downstairs neighbors are moving.  They apparently hired "Two Men And A Truck" to do it.
13:03 <@Dagmar> I see, one truck, and one van.
13:03 <@Dagmar> While I'm getting the snail mail, one of them comes up the stairs with a box and I shout "You LIE!  You have a truck AND a van!"
13:04 <@Dagmar> It took the guy about a second to catch up to what I was talking about before he started laughing
13:04 <+coil> hi
13:05 <@baudburn> i heart regina spektor
13:06 < ware> facebook down for yall?
13:06 < ware> baudburn: haha i like her too
13:06 <@someninjaserver> same here
13:06 <@baudburn> yeah
13:06 <@baudburn> ware: /me swoons when her music is on
13:07 <@Dagmar> Communist!
13:07  * baudburn gets little hearts floating over head 
13:07 <@baudburn> doubly when she starting singing in russian on fidelity
13:08 < ware> yeah
13:08 < ware> i dunno what she means but its nice
13:08 < ware> err says
13:08 < ware> i feel like complete shit
13:08 < ware> i need a nap. /me throws a fit
13:09 <@baudburn> doesnt matter what she says :)
13:10 <@someninjaserver> i think sara bareilles is pretty cute as well
13:10 <@baudburn> i dont' know who that is actually
13:10 <@baudburn> any good?
13:10 <@someninjaserver> not going to write you a love song
13:12 <@baudburn> hmm
13:12 <@baudburn> guess i'll have to look into that
13:12 <@Dagmar> I prefer musicians that might bust you in the mouth if you look at 'em wrong.
13:14 <@baudburn> i like them too
13:14 <@baudburn> if they're from sweden anyway
13:16 <@Evilpig> ugh.  this linux box is 500Mhz...  and oohhhh so slow
13:18 <@Dagmar> OMGoptimize it with Gentoo
13:18 <@Dagmar> 500Mhz isn't actually all that slow unless you're compiling stuff
13:19 <@Evilpig> this school wanted to run this moodle software but really didn't want to put any money into it so they gave me one of their old PIII 550Xeon machines to run it on
13:19 <@baudburn> its funny that 500 Mhz was once really fast
13:19 <@Evilpig> and trying to get apache to load is rough
13:19 <@Evilpig> I need to get in and shut down all the extra services and crap.  it was just a fresh install so I am sure there is a ton extra going on that could be slowing it down
13:20 <@Dagmar> Likely
13:20 <@Dagmar> How much RAM is in it?
13:20 <@Evilpig> 1GB
13:20 <@Dagmar> So much for that being a cuase then
13:20 <@Evilpig> plenty for mysql and apache
13:21 <@Dagmar> Well, depends a bit on the mysql config, but no one's default config should really push quite THAT much RAM into play
13:21 <@Evilpig> it also has an old raid 5 setup.  that could be really slow as well
13:22 <@Dagmar> Well, that's an easy one to figure out
13:22 <@Dagmar> Top will show i/o wait
13:22 <@Dagmar> ...and LOTS of it if it's a slow disk issue
13:23 <@Dagmar> That would make mysql slow
13:24 <@brimstone> anyone here played with darknets?
13:28 <@someninjaserver> this is fucking stupid
13:28 <@someninjaserver> our computer system shows we have 30 items in inventory
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13:29 <@someninjaserver> after we do the physical count we only find 24
13:29 <@brimstone> yay!
13:29 <@someninjaserver> and i cant explane to the bookkeeping staff why it shows the cost of our inventory reduced by the cost of the 6 items
13:29 <+coil> 	media: Ethernet autoselect (10baseT/UTP <half-duplex>)
13:30 <+coil> how do i make that gigabit
13:30 <@someninjaserver> its basic fucking math
13:30 <+coil> ifconfig media isn't working
13:30 <@Catonic> freebsd?
13:30 <+coil> ya
13:31 <+coil> it's a gigabit card and all...
13:31 <@Catonic> media and mediaopts are the way it to make that, iirc
13:31 <+coil> re0
13:31 <+coil> realtek chipset
13:31 <+coil> it said on the website works in linux and bsd
13:31 <@Dolemite> Ha!  "Call to reserve your room at the conference discounted rate of $199/night + 9% tax"
13:31 <@Dolemite> Some discount.
13:32  * someninjaserver debates going to the parent teacher store and picking up a 3rd grade math workbook
13:40 <@SkyDog_> Dolemite: I floated the prospect of DataCenterWorld to Bill. He said something about getting me a P-Card and looking into it. :)
13:41 <@Dolemite> schweet
13:48 <@Dolemite> I need to see if anyone from the Med Center is going.  The third and subsequent persons from the same company can register for a slight discount
13:48 <@Dolemite> I already get the discount because I'm a member of AFCOM.
13:56 <@Dolemite> SkyDog_ : You can easily make the case just for the Disaster Recovery track of sessions
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14:05 <+coil> with my networking shit, i also got two sataII hd's
14:05 <@Catonic> jonnyx: you alive?
14:22  * Shadow_Phone pokes jonnyx with cattle prod connected to 120v mains
14:35 < ware> is it stupid to # scrub a usb drive?
14:35 < ware> cause i think i lost 60 blocks
14:37 < jonnyx> Cat - Yep, exhausted though. Grabbing a bite & a break from the clean-up work. There is a car in a tree a few houses down; I'm trying to find a camera...
14:39 <@Shadow_Phone> how the hell did that happen
14:42 <@Corydon76-dig> You know we had tornados in the South, right?
14:42 < jonnyx> The damn tornado (one of them, anyway) touched down about 1000' away from my mom's house, plowed through a couple of the neighbors' houses, tossed trees onto cars (and vice-versa) and all we got were a lot of broken tree limbs. I think they all came from high up, because nothing at ground level was disturbed. The cover I tossed over my car (sunroof leaks in heavy rain) wasn't even disturbed.
14:43 <@Shadow_Phone> heh, odd, yeah, all we had at my house this morning were 18+ mph winds
14:43 <@Shadow_Phone> and 0.28 inches of rain
14:45 < jonnyx> afk, one of the neighbors is here for their dog; we rounded up the strays from the trashed houses & put 'em in my mom's kennel; keeps 'em safe and out of everyone's hair
14:46 <@Shadow_Phone> you still live at the place i helped you move into?
15:16 <@Catonic> jonnyx: godspeed and good luck. Glad to hear you and yours made it out ok.
15:19 < ware> you guys know of a utility other than Belarc Advisor that takes an inventory of a server
15:20 < ware> like installed applications, hardware specs, information etc
15:26 <@brimstone> belarc is the best i know for that
15:26 <@brimstone> but i'm sure microsoft makes one
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15:52 < ware> anyone know a Steve Johnson
15:52 < ware> IT Project Manager that has been in the area for awhile apparently
15:56 < ware> yay 5th cable cut
15:56 < ware> on accident*
15:58 <@Corydon76-dig> Where?
16:02 < ware> http://it.slashdot.org/it/08/02/06/1431206.shtml
16:04 < ware> So everyone is scrambling to try and figure out why this would happen. Here’s some of the possible reasons that I have found while looking around the internet:
16:04 < ware> * U.S. Government
16:04 < ware> * Israeli Government
16:04 < ware> * Aliens
16:04 < ware> * Underwater Monsters
16:04 < ware> * The Cloverfield Monster
16:04 < ware> * Rudy Giuliani
16:04 < ware> rofl
16:05 <@Corydon76-dig> They didn't cite the cause I would think is another big possibility... Islamic fundamentalists looking to halt Western influence on their culture
16:08 <@someninjaserver> should we really care
16:09 <@Corydon76-dig> We should care if we get blamed for it
16:11 < remoford> whatever
16:11 < remoford> cable cuts happen all the time
16:11 < remoford> its just ppl are paying attn to these cuase they have poor redundancy
16:12 < remoford> normally you jsut get an extra 4 hops and never notice here in gods country
16:12 < MudFlap> I think Dick Cheney did it.
16:12 <@Shadow_Phone> after working with those types of customers, i only have to say go figure
16:12 <@Shadow_Phone> they are about the most stupid IT's i have ever had to work with on the phone
16:13 <@Shadow_Phone> its not that their english skills suck, its that they dont know their job half of the time and you have to spell stuff out for them
16:13 <@Shadow_Phone> i actually had to explain how to run a traceroute on a customers connection from his side step by step in email to some guy in pakistan
16:13 <@Shadow_Phone> and he was the IT Manager for the company
16:15 <@polerin> Shadow_Phone: that doesn't explain 5 cables that have worked for years going down in the span of a week
16:15 <@polerin> racisim aside.
16:15 <@Shadow_Phone> heh, no racism, just experience
16:15 <@polerin> trust me.. it's not just them.  Stupidity is rampent in IT.
16:15 <@polerin> ask wizard pc
16:15 <@polerin> he'll tell you even better than I
16:15 <@Evilpig> &^%&#^&!  
16:15 <@Evilpig> Starting httpd: Warning: DocumentRoot [/var/www/moodle] does not exist [  OK  ]
16:15 <@Evilpig> [root@linux moodle]# pwd
16:15 <@Evilpig> /var/www/moodle
16:15 <@Evilpig> anyone?
16:15 <@Shadow_Phone> thx pig
16:16 <@polerin> chroot?
16:16 <@someninjaserver> i havent seen wizardpc in forever
16:16 <@Evilpig> damnit...  you're probably right.  I bet it's that stupid secure shit.  although phpmyadmin worked
16:16 <@Shadow_Phone> polerin: its the fact that 90% of the time i talk to some guy from that side of the world, they can only tell me something like this "Hey noc, this circuit is broken. Please fix."
16:16 <@Shadow_Phone> and they cant tell me what circuit
16:17 <@Shadow_Phone> give me an ip, or what sorta thing is broken
16:17 <@Shadow_Phone> and 75% of the time its a change they made on their side
16:17 <@Evilpig> polerin: that was it.  selinux...  
16:18 <@polerin> ..
16:18 <@polerin> woh
16:18 <@polerin> I just answered a server question that pig didn't see.  XD
16:18 <@Shadow_Phone> kudos
16:18 <@Evilpig> fresh install and I hadn't disabled that crap yet. 
16:18 <@polerin> I couldn't tell you how to figure out if I were right or how to fix it, but the fact my answer was right is ... unusual
16:18 <@polerin> heh
16:19 <@Evilpig> bah I gotta get on the road.  vi /etc/selinux/config   set to disabled
16:19 <@polerin> heh
16:19 <@polerin> anyway
16:19 <@Evilpig> have to slap their dns around when I get back too cause it will resolve linux but not moodle.  later ppl
16:20 <@Shadow_Phone> we actually have one customer from india that has a preset email thats sent every week that states. Please check my circuit and report anything unusual.
16:20 <@Shadow_Phone> so his form of monitoring is have us check it once a week
16:33 <@someninjaserver> haha
16:34 <@someninjaserver> one of my underlings tried to chew me out because my personal phone wasnt on
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16:48 <@Shadow_Phone> didnt he know you did that on purpose to avoid work paging you?
16:49 <@someninjaserver> actully the battery was dead
16:49 <@someninjaserver> my bigger issue was i was in the building
16:49 <@someninjaserver> she just didnt want to walk to my office
16:49 <@someninjaserver> which takes all of 20 seconds to get to
16:50 <@Shadow_Phone> heh
16:51 <@Shadow_Phone> i keep a spare set of dead batteries with me when i leave work so i have an excuse for when i dont want to get paged
16:51 <@Shadow_Phone> oh, playing a multiplayer game = dead batteries in
16:52 <@Catonic> I feel sorry for your g/f
16:54 <@Shadow_Phone> hows that?
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16:54 <@Shadow_Phone> shes the one usually on my team!
16:55 <@Shadow_Phone> fucker, dont comment and run
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18:23 <@sdodson> http://www.realhoboken.com/columns/2006_columns/images/pity.jpg
18:23 <@sdodson> ^^^ my moto
18:25 <@ShadowHntr> nice.
18:25 <@ShadowHntr> :)
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18:38 < Synx_hm> this week/next week fucking suck!
18:38 < Synx_hm> i am really getting fucked by my squadron
18:39 <@sdodson> Synx_hm: You're not supposed to tell.
18:40 < Synx_hm> indeed, but this is borderline insane
18:40 < Synx_hm> really i am freaking (stress) the fuck out
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19:08 <@juice> crazy
19:08 <@juice> tlc has some guy that has no face just a hug tumor on his face
19:08 <@juice> hug=huge
19:20 <@Catonic> http://www.baconsaltblog.com/images/2008/02/05/att00057_2.jpg
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19:36 < squirrelturd> skydog:ping
19:40 <@Catonic> that's not how you get his attention.
19:40  * Catonic teabags SkyDog_ 
19:45 <@Shadow_Phone> remoford: ping
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19:45 <@Shadow_Phone> an no Catonic, remoford does not need a tea bagging
19:46 <@Shadow_Phone> thats skydogs treat
19:51 <@Catonic> Hey, hey... he's just trying to get the taste out of his mouth is all...
19:51 <@Catonic> fuck... I get less sleep now than I used to... why is it that I work harder on my days off than my days on?
19:52  * Catonic heads to the gym
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20:45 < remoford> Shadow_Phone: whaddup
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20:53 <@sdodson> http://www.iscpc.org/information/Cableships_1.htm
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21:15 <@sasquatc4> ~weather 80111
21:15 <+MxZBot> It's Mostly Cloudy in Denver Centennial, Colorado. It's 23 F (-13 M, -5 C, 268 K).  Wind to the WNW at 33Mph/54Kph.
21:22 < Synx_hm> sup peeps
21:22 <@juice> bored
21:22 < Synx_hm> drink
21:22 < Synx_hm> it cures all boredom
21:24 <@juice> probably tomorrow night
21:36 <@SkyDog_> squirrelturd: pong
21:38 <@sdodson> http://www.worldcat.org/oclc/184822090&tab=holdings?loc=27612#tabs  win! closest library with the book is 2,300 miles away?
21:56 <@ShadowHntr> damn this is a good torrent
21:57 <@ShadowHntr> 25 seeds and counting
22:07 < Synx_hm> http://youtube.com/watch?v=WEgUUTkqRRQ
22:09 <@sdodson> ShadowHntr: what torrent?
22:09 <@ShadowHntr> sdodson: new ep of torchwood just aired in britain tonight
22:10 <@sdodson> ShadowHntr: Why are you a terrorist? do you hate your country?
22:10 <@ShadowHntr> the cool jackets they offered sold me.
22:19 <@sdodson> ahw, my cat is all hot for a hitten that's come to the window.
22:19 <@sdodson> kitten?
22:23 < squirrelturd> skydog: what is the brand of usb drives that you have for the raid?
22:23 < squirrelturd> almost forgot what i wanted again
22:23 < squirrelturd> also is gray coming to shmoo?
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23:24 <@brimstone> any mssql users still up?
23:25 <@brimstone> i got this sql statement that returns many rows and i only want to return the nth in the list
23:26 <@Dementia> yeah, mssql doesn't have the limit function like mysql does, so that's harder.
23:27 <@Corydon76-dig> Does mssql have a rownum, like Oracle?
23:28 <@Corydon76-dig> Ah, you can implement one:  http://www.dbforums.com/showthread.php?t=325261
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23:56 <@brimstone> today's lesson: Never Trust The User
23:56 <+coil> hi
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