--- Log opened Thu Jan 10 00:00:09 2008 --- Day changed Thu Jan 10 2008 00:00 <@Corydon76-dig> No, you said "Ahoy" 00:00 <@cordless> Same meaning 00:00 <@Corydon76-dig> You're not landing on me 00:00 <@cordless> lol 00:16 <@dasunt> I'm a woman. 00:16 <@dasunt> It is officla. 00:17 <@dasunt> I may have a penis, like pussy, pee standing up, and shave eachn day, but I'm a woman. 00:20 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: so when's your sex change operation? 00:20 <@someninjamaster> what do yall see when yall go to http://www.someninjamaster.com 00:20 <@Corydon76-dig> Webacam? 00:21 <@dasunt> Sucky picture. 00:21 <@someninjamaster> hmm 00:21 <@dasunt> I want at least a few google ads. 00:22 <@someninjamaster> why cant i see it from within my network 00:22 <@dasunt> Corydon76-dig: Well, i won't name names, since I'm a Nice Guy, but I can get hot women to send me nudes of themselves. 00:22 <@dasunt> Over IM. 00:22 <@dasunt> It impresses me, like a lethal dose of radiation impresses me. 00:22 <@Corydon76-dig> Are you sure those are women? 00:22 <@dasunt> Yes. 00:22 <@cordless> lol 00:22 <@dasunt> The picture leaves no doub.t 00:23 <@Corydon76-dig> I meant on the other side of the IM, not the pic 00:23 <@dasunt> Yes. 00:23 <@dasunt> I've known this person for awhile. 00:23 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: I can send you a hot pic of a woman over IM 00:23 <@dasunt> I have more doubts about guys I know in IRL being women in drag than this person. 00:23 <@cordless> lol 00:23 <@dasunt> Admittedly, I haven't gone around examining the cocks of the guys I know IRL. 00:23 <@brimstone> slacker 00:23 <@Corydon76-dig> You should 00:24 <@someninjamaster> well thats handy 00:24 <@Corydon76-dig> There are some real beauties out there 00:24 <@dasunt> There are. 00:24 <@someninjamaster> godaddy gives you a free e-mail account 00:24 <@dasunt> Seriously, I think my aspergers is hidene well be IRC. 00:24 <@dasunt> Ands other IMs. 00:24 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: you haven't lived until you've seen a cock at least twice the length of your own 00:24 <@dasunt> Corydon76-dig: IRL, or online? 00:25 <@Corydon76-dig> IRL, so you know it's not photoshopped 00:25 <@Corydon76-dig> And you just stare and wonder how his boyfriend takes that whole thing in his ass 00:26 <@dasunt> Oh, that? 00:26 <@dasunt> No. 00:26 <@dasunt> Amazingly enough, anal sex isn't the first thing on my mind. 00:26 <@Corydon76-dig> Pretty amazing 00:27 <@cordless> lol 00:27 <@Corydon76-dig> Actually, I haven't seen twice my size yet. 00:27 <@cordless> Corydon76-dig: thats because you haven't seen mine. 00:27 <@dasunt> LoL. 00:27 <@Corydon76-dig> Biggest I've seen was between 10-12 inches long... still massive, though 00:28 <@dasunt> I need to remember that self-depriating jokes about penis size will be /topiced in #se2600. 00:28 <@Corydon76-dig> cordless: are you offering to show it off? 00:28 <@cordless> No Corydon76-dig, I just wanted to get your hopes up. 00:28 <@Corydon76-dig> cordless: You'd have to have 14 inches to have twice mine 00:29 <@Corydon76-dig> cordless: and you aren't that big to start with 00:29 <@cordless> lol corydon 00:29 <@Corydon76-dig> cordless: you'd faint from the loss of blood before you could get 14 inches hard 00:29 <@cordless> I'm bigger than you think (body size, not cock size) 00:29 <@cordless> haha 00:30 <@Corydon76-dig> cordless: I suspect you're about 6 inches, actually 00:30 <@cordless> LOL 00:30 <@Corydon76-dig> since that's average 00:30 <@cordless> No, I'd be ashamed 00:30 <@cordless> lol 00:30 <@cordless> Oh really? 6 is average? 00:30 <@Corydon76-dig> I know another guy who has 9 00:30 <@Corydon76-dig> cordless: yes, it is 00:30 <@cordless> Cool, I'm above average :) 00:30 <@dasunt> cordless: Depends on the study. 00:30 <@dasunt> cordless: Considering the self selection involved, 6" being average is questionable. 00:31 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: I've seen quite a few dicks, and 6" is right around average 00:31 <@cordless> lol 00:31 <@dasunt> cordless: Again, self-selection. 00:31 <@Corydon76-dig> Trust me, there are a ton of guys with tiny dicks 00:31 <@dasunt> Er, Corydon76-dig Self-selection. 00:32 <@dasunt> Soemone wtih an extremely small dick may not be as sexually active. 00:32 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: yes, they are 00:32 <@dasunt> Quick question. 00:32 <@dasunt> Okay, I've heard some guys prefer small breasts. 00:32 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: bottoms, most of them 00:32 <@dasunt> But I'vec never heard a woman prefer smaller penises. 00:33 <@dasunt> Do some gay guys prefer a small penis? 00:33 <@Corydon76-dig> Some do 00:33 <@Corydon76-dig> Most bottoms want a huge cock, though 00:33 <@dasunt> The strange thing is that I know that some women have shallow vaginas. 00:33 <@dasunt> So, in theory, a smaller penis should be better for them, since it won't hit the cervix. 00:33 <@Corydon76-dig> Most of the guys who want a small dick are newbies... they want to try out a small dick to start with 00:33 <@dasunt> But I've never heard a woman say that she wants a smaller, fat penis. 00:34 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: I haven't, either 00:34 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: she was begging on Saturday for me to bury it deep 00:34 <@dasunt> Weird, huh? 00:35 <@Corydon76-dig> and I obliged 00:35 <@dasunt> You understand what I'm saying, right? Some women should find larger-than-average penises painful during striaght penis-in-vaginna sex. 00:35 <@dasunt> Due to vaginal length. 00:35 <@Corydon76-dig> If you say so 00:36 <@dasunt> Am I wrong? 00:36 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: you got any length at all? 00:36 <@dasunt> I have length. 00:36 <@Corydon76-dig> How much? 00:36 <@dasunt> I am just remembering an old discussion on a forum I'm on. 00:36 <@Corydon76-dig> And don't tell me you've never measured. All guys have measured 00:36 <@dasunt> Where a woman seems surprised that some men preferred smaller tits. 00:37 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: I think it's more that some men prefer rigid tits, and they figure that small tits won't sag with age 00:37 <@dasunt> Corydon76-dig: I don't think so. 00:38 <@dasunt> Maybe some guys are around smaller breasts when they are ripe for sexual imprinting. 00:38 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: or maybe they want a tit they can fit entirely in their mouths 00:38 <@dasunt> I've heard "more than a handful is a waste". 00:39 <@Corydon76-dig> I dunno, I like my girl's double-D's 00:39 <@dasunt> Last person I was with was a B-cup. 00:39 <@dasunt> No complaints. 00:40 <@dasunt> At least not about breast size. 00:41 <@Corydon76-dig> Hah 00:41 <@dasunt> Ah, women. 00:41 <@dasunt> Can't live with them, and I can't be gay. 00:42 <@Corydon76-dig> Could be bi 00:42 <@dasunt> Not really. 00:42 <@dasunt> I enjoy breasts. 00:42 <@Corydon76-dig> So do I 00:43 <@Corydon76-dig> Breasts, pussy, cock, ass, it's all good 00:43 <@cordless> Now, I can agree with you there corydon 00:43 <@cordless> I like pussy and breasts 00:43 <@cordless> Just leave off the cock part and I'm good :P 00:43 -!- cordless [i=cordless@c-68-54-226-63.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 00:44 <@Corydon76-dig> Nice, Dagmar 00:44 -!- cordless [i=cordless@c-68-54-226-63.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 00:44 <@Dagmar> Upgrade your firmware, lamerkind. 00:44 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o cordless] by ChanServ 00:44 <@dasunt> Dagmar: Er? 00:44 <@Dagmar> What? You *didn't* just see cordless drop offline? 00:44 <@dasunt> LoL! 00:44 <@cordless> hm Dagmar? 00:44 <@cordless> comcast sucks :( 00:44 <@dasunt> Corydon76-dig: Old IRC bug, I think. 00:44 <@Corydon76-dig> cordless: you best upgrade your software 00:44 <@dasunt> Or is that comcast? 00:45 <@cordless> I dropped all connections ? 00:45 <@dasunt> I thought it was mIRC and other clients. 00:45 <@cordless> heh 00:45 <@cordless> Ew, fuck mIRC 00:45 <@cordless> lol 00:45 <@cordless> hm, nvm, I lost connection to freenode 00:45 * dasunt forgest the query-version irc command. 00:46 <@Dagmar> It's not MIRC 00:46 <@Dagmar> It's the fucking wireless router 00:46 <@dasunt> Dagmar: Oh? 00:46 <@cordless> oh? 00:46 <@dasunt> Dagmar: What is a wireless router doing listening into IRC requests? 00:46 <@Dagmar> It's attempting to do masquerading for DCC connections for the completely clueless apparently. 00:47 <@dasunt> LoL! 00:47 <@cordless> ah, thanks dagmar -.- 00:47 <@Corydon76-dig> cordless: try cock sometime; you might like it 00:47 <@cordless> corydon, no thanks 00:47 <@Corydon76-dig> cordless: not mine 00:47 <@cordless> corydon, not any cock 00:48 <@cordless> I like pussy and breasts 00:48 <@dasunt> Breasts are nice. 00:48 <@cordless> not cocks and anal sex. 00:48 <@dasunt> Pussy is nice. 00:48 <@Corydon76-dig> cordless: if you were flexible enough, you'd suck your own cock 00:48 <@dasunt> Self-lubrication is nice. 00:49 <@Corydon76-dig> I knew a guy at scout camp (staff, ironically) who could do that 00:49 <@cordless> thats fucked up lol 00:49 <@cordless> I don't think I could handle ANY cock in my mouth, not even my own. 00:49 <@Corydon76-dig> I don't know a guy in the world who wouldn't do that if he could 00:49 <@cordless> You do now 00:50 <@dasunt> You know, I've never tried to suck my own cock. 00:50 <@Corydon76-dig> cordless: you ever get blown? 00:50 -!- cordless [i=cordless@c-68-54-226-63.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 00:50 <@dasunt> So I think I fall under the category of "not interested in autofellatio". 00:50 -!- cordless [i=cordless@c-68-54-226-63.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 00:50 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o cordless] by ChanServ 00:50 <@cordless> I'm getting around to it Dagmar 00:50 <@cordless> lol 00:51 <@cordless> But yes corydon, by women. 00:51 <@Corydon76-dig> cordless: oh, then you DON'T know how good it can feel 00:51 <@dasunt> Blowjobs are very, very good. 00:51 <@Corydon76-dig> Guys give the best blowjobs 00:52 <@Corydon76-dig> It's a law of nature 00:52 <@dasunt> I guess I'll suffer through "inferior" blowjobs. 00:52 <@Dagmar> http://xforce.iss.net/xforce/xfdb/25230 00:54 <@Corydon76-dig> Gotta have one to know how to lick it 00:55 <@Dagmar> I'm fine with the girls figuring it out 00:55 <@Dagmar> I'm always willing to teach them. 00:55 <@Dagmar> ...so long as they're willing to learn. 00:55 <@Dagmar> ...because I'm sensitive to their needs like that. 00:56 <@Corydon76-dig> Dagmar: you teach them on a banana? 00:57 <@Dagmar> Only if they want to know how to suck a bananna. 01:02 * Corydon76-dig offers a banana to Dagmar 01:44 -!- poiupoiu [i=hectorgo@oxnard.dreamhost.com] has quit [Remote closed the connection] 01:53 -!- nachoguy [i=boster@ivan.dreamhost.com] has quit [Remote closed the connection] 01:56 -!- Catonic [n=cinotac@cs6625115-206.bham.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 01:56 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Catonic] by ChanServ 01:57 -!- Catonic [n=cinotac@cs6625115-206.bham.res.rr.com] has left #se2600 ["Leaving"] 01:57 -!- poiupoiu [i=hectorgo@oxnard.dreamhost.com] has joined #se2600 02:12 <@Jagobah> hey its dagmar 03:06 -!- strages [n=strages@c-68-62-216-5.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 03:09 -!- Opheria [i=Opheria@c-69-180-209-3.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 03:15 -!- hobbes615 [n=ryan@c-68-52-211-35.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit ["This computer has gone to sleep"] 03:39 -!- strages [n=strages@c-68-62-216-5.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 04:52 -!- cordless [i=cordless@c-68-54-226-63.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 04:57 <+coil> comcast died 04:58 <+coil> as it should 05:03 <@Dagmar> Seems fine to me 05:03 <+coil> killllllllllll 05:03 <+coil> i dont see how browsing the web still is slow 05:04 <@Dagmar> Too much porn in the tubes 05:04 <+coil> we got 10 mb 05:19 <@Dagmar> Uncomment the entry to activate PHP in your httpd.conf. 05:19 <@Dagmar> wrong chan 05:27 <+coil> we can tell Dagmar 05:30 <@Dagmar> Really? 05:31 <@Dagmar> Seems like there's always someone too stupid to know that who has to ask about it. 05:31 <+coil> sux 05:32 <+coil> hmm 05:32 <+coil> im not allowed to use encrypted tools like putty 05:32 <+coil> it specifically says i cannot use putty 05:32 <@Dagmar> So, there's always DropBear ssh, which is Java 05:33 <+coil> jaevaaaaaaaaaaaaa 05:33 <+coil> i want some coffee 05:33 <+coil> but the gas satations around here dont open till 6 or 7 05:33 <@Dagmar> http://www.google.com/search?q=java+ssh 05:33 <+coil> and i have to be at work 05:33 <@Dagmar> Tehre's more than a few you can just access and type in where you need to ssh to 05:33 <+coil> Dagmar: im not gonna risk it the first week 05:34 <@Dagmar> Oh, and again, Al Sharpton can suck my cock. 05:34 <@Dagmar> "Blah blah blah I'll boycott the golf channel" 05:34 <@Dagmar> LIke he fucking watches the Golf Channel 05:35 <@Dagmar> Some chick suggests laughingly that Tiger Woods' competitors should want to lynch him... and Sharpton decides this MUST be a racist comment 05:35 <@Dagmar> Like ONLY black people ever got lynched 05:35 <@Dagmar> Tiger Woods isn't upset about it 05:35 <@Dagmar> The chick from the Golf Channel who said it got suspended, and she's not a racist 05:36 <@Dagmar> Al Sharpton's, as usual, the only shill who cares. 05:36 <+coil> "Users may not install or use unauthorized encryption software on 2Wire computers." 05:36 <@Dagmar> So find out what *is* authorized to use. 05:36 <+coil> im not even out on the floor yet 05:36 <@Dagmar> ...because only very fucking stupid people forbid the use of encryption on their networks. 05:36 <+coil> we have to use their encrytpion 05:37 <+coil> cuz most of our tools are on a att https site 05:37 <+coil> and email is outlook webbased 05:37 <+coil> like we cant have flash drives 05:38 <+coil> they dont want info leaking out 05:38 <@Dagmar> So, it sounds like they're pretty seriously interested in keeping their secrets 05:38 <@Dagmar> ...but I'd still ask if there's any "approved" crypographic software 05:39 <@Dagmar> ...and if they even for a moment imply that you're asking as a means to find out how to engage in industrial espionage, give them one and only one warning to never accuse you of such a serious crime, and then sue if they fail to heed the warning. 05:40 <@Dagmar> If they've got a "zero non-work-related use of computing technology" rule in place, you won't really have any options that would matter 05:40 <+coil> we can goto sfw sites 05:41 <@Dagmar> So what you need is an SSL gateway for your IRC client. :) 05:41 <+coil> yes 05:41 <+coil> i also need to goto work 06:31 < ware> h0 sn4p 06:46 <@ladymerlin> whee 06:49 * Dagmar stabs the SNMP RFC for allowing UDP to be the transport 07:06 -!- Shadow_Phone [i=shadow40@gateway/shell/blinkenshell.org/x-d703c8013b382c8d] has quit [Read error: 113 (No route to host)] 07:08 -!- Shadow_Phone [i=shadow40@gateway/shell/blinkenshell.org/x-8a690ca44e96f69c] has joined #se2600 07:08 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Shadow_Phone] by ChanServ 07:08 <@Shadow_Phone> now this is incredible, ingenius japaneese people: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3163263343187879320 07:09 <@Shadow_Phone> ~minilink 07:09 <+MxZBot> http://maxiez.com/l/google.com/xBFe4 07:11 -!- Shadow_P1one [i=shadow40@gateway/shell/blinkenshell.org/x-3edd01e7e28cc731] has joined #se2600 07:14 -!- Shadow_P1one [i=shadow40@gateway/shell/blinkenshell.org/x-3edd01e7e28cc731] has quit [Client Quit] 07:14 -!- Shadow_Phone [i=shadow40@gateway/shell/blinkenshell.org/x-8a690ca44e96f69c] has quit [Client Quit] 07:14 -!- Shadow_Phone [i=shadow40@gateway/shell/blinkenshell.org/x-f9b6eb65be020ba1] has joined #se2600 07:14 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Shadow_Phone] by ChanServ 07:21 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches, h0ez, and tranny midgets! 07:23 <@Shadow_Phone> hey, leave those tranny midgets alone, wait, oh yeah, lets point and laugh 07:24 <@Dolemite> I was trying to show you some respect, Shadow_Phone, by not including you in the group of be0tches or h0ez. I guess I'll go back to lumping you in with them, though. 07:25 <@Shadow_Phone> so how does that go then? 07:26 <@Dagmar> He's calling you a mook. 07:26 <@Shadow_Phone> lawl 07:29 -!- MudFlap [n=chatzill@c-69-245-7-229.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 07:29 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o MudFlap] by ChanServ 07:32 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has quit ["Rattle has left the network..."] 07:40 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has joined #se2600 07:40 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rattle] by ChanServ 07:41 <@Dagmar> No, this isn't a disturbing toy at all 07:41 <@Dagmar> http://www.buy.com/retail/product.asp?sku=205557209&adid=17654&dcaid=17653 07:47 -!- MudFlap [n=chatzill@c-69-245-7-229.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 07:51 <@tzanger> Dagmar: heh 08:04 -!- maxiez [n=MaxieZ@nat334.national-net.com] has joined #se2600 08:04 -!- mode/#se2600 [+v maxiez] by ChanServ 08:06 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has quit ["The maching has gone to sleep"] 08:09 <@someninjamaster> whats with all the dcc send stuff 08:09 <@Dagmar> "Certain people" *still* haven't gotten the clue that they need to maintain the firmware on all their network connected equipment. 08:10 <@someninjamaster> maybe certain people choose not to 08:10 <@Dagmar> ...and perhps IRC clients should simply disregard any DCC SEND or CHAT sent to a channel as a fundamentally sillly thing. 08:10 <@Dagmar> Let's see... 08:11 <@Dagmar> Looks like cordless isn't online right now. 08:28 -!- maxie1 [n=MaxieZ@atlanta.national-net.com] has joined #se2600 08:31 -!- maxie2 [n=MaxieZ@nat334.national-net.com] has joined #se2600 08:35 <@Corydon76-dig> brimstone: ping 08:35 -!- someninjamaster [n=someninj@c-68-53-159-99.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit ["gone to sleep"] 08:40 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has joined #se2600 08:40 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o ShadowHntr] by ChanServ 08:42 -!- maxie3 [n=MaxieZ@atlanta.national-net.com] has joined #se2600 08:44 -!- maxiez [n=MaxieZ@nat334.national-net.com] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 08:49 -!- maxie1 [n=MaxieZ@atlanta.national-net.com] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 08:52 <@Dagmar> http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/31/funny-pictures-here-in-england-we-speak-the-queens-english/ 09:00 -!- maxie2 [n=MaxieZ@nat334.national-net.com] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 09:00 -!- nachoguy [i=boster@ivan.dreamhost.com] has joined #se2600 09:00 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o nachoguy] by ChanServ 09:05 -!- maxiez [n=MaxieZ@nat334.national-net.com] has joined #se2600 09:05 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has joined #se2600 09:05 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rattle] by ChanServ 09:05 -!- mode/#se2600 [+v maxiez] by ChanServ 09:10 -!- MudFlap [n=mkeith@66.64.202.66.nw.nuvox.net] has joined #se2600 09:10 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o MudFlap] by ChanServ 09:19 <@brimstone> Corydon76-dig? 09:22 < ware> werd 09:23 -!- maxie3 [n=MaxieZ@atlanta.national-net.com] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 09:29 -!- someninjamaster [n=someninj@74.93.113.209] has joined #se2600 09:29 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o someninjamaster] by ChanServ 09:34 <@nachoguy> http://www.2spare.com/item_92595.aspx 09:36 <@tzanger> haha you can't beat the axis if you've got VD 09:36 <@tzanger> hahahahahhahaa --- Log closed Thu Jan 10 09:42:57 2008 --- Log opened Thu Jan 10 10:37:09 2008 10:37 -!- Evilpig [n=wilpig@blueboy.wilpig.org] has joined #se2600 10:37 -!- Irssi: #se2600: Total of 56 nicks [44 ops, 0 halfops, 3 voices, 9 normal] 10:37 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Evilpig] by ChanServ 10:37 -!- Irssi: Join to #se2600 was synced in 5 secs 10:46 -!- SkyDog_ [n=SkyDog@mail.mybluefunk.com] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 10:47 -!- SkyDog_ [n=SkyDog@mail.mybluefunk.com] has joined #se2600 10:49 < ware> wee 10:49 < ware> i make $30/hr when im driving 10:53 -!- dc0de [i=dc0de@outbound.silenceisdefeat.org] has quit ["BitchX: the Cadillac of all clients"] 10:53 -!- dc0de [i=dc0de@outbound.silenceisdefeat.org] has joined #se2600 10:53 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dc0de] by ChanServ 10:53 <@dc0de> mr0nin all 10:53 < ware> werdup 10:54 <@dc0de> tilting at windmills 10:54 <@dc0de> you? 10:58 < ware> hangin out in cookeville 10:59 -!- Synx_hm [n=synx@adsl-065-006-199-091.sip.shv.bellsouth.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 10:59 <@dc0de> doesn't sound like fun. 11:00 <@NotLarry> SkyDog_: so you have that hd enclosure or the box near you/ 11:01 <@NotLarry> er. do? 11:01 <@dc0de> wa ditty ditty dum ditty do. 11:03 <@dc0de> NotLarry you know the rest of the words? 11:03 <@NotLarry> wow, fucking live chat support is no smarter than live "clean your windshild for a quarter" support 11:04 <@NotLarry> dc0de, I am far to young to know what your talking about old man 11:04 <@NotLarry> here is how this conversation goes ... 11:04 <@NotLarry> Warren: I purchased a hd enclosure form newegg and it was supposed to have a 20 mail in rebate 11:04 <@NotLarry> Warren: There was nothing in the box about the rebate so I just logged into my newegg account and it shows not transactions in the last 15 days 11:04 <@dc0de> NotLarry "Hello, how can I not help you?" 11:05 <@NotLarry> Warren: I purchased a hd enclosure form newegg and it was supposed to have a 20 mail in rebate 11:05 <@dc0de> let me guess, they want you to mail in the rebate? 11:05 <@NotLarry> Sarah: Did you get the item? 11:05 <@dc0de> OMG! 11:05 <@dc0de> Here's your sign 11:05 <@NotLarry> they have hidden the rebate:) 11:06 <@dc0de> that's priceless... 11:06 <@dc0de> in an absurd, innane sort of way. 11:06 <@NotLarry> she sent me to the link. It is a pdf file, now I am going to go stupid on her and tell her my computer won't open it.... 11:06 <@dc0de> heh 11:07 <@dc0de> tell you think she is starting a phising attack, or that the link is blocked by your porn blocker. 11:07 <@dc0de> (not that NotLarry HAS a porn blocker) 11:08 <@dc0de> ask her for a picture of herself,to prove that she's not an automated system. 11:08 <@NotLarry> hey, any website that contains any of the following list of words is blocked at my house... 11:08 <@NotLarry> cup 11:08 <@NotLarry> 2 11:08 <@NotLarry> 1 11:08 <@dc0de> girls 11:08 <@NotLarry> girls 11:08 <@dc0de> lmao 11:08 <@dc0de> .pdf 11:08 <@NotLarry> so, we don't get a lot of internet here 11:08 <@NotLarry> funny, goatse seems to work fine 11:09 < ware> tunnel out 11:09 <@dc0de> you guys are killing me 11:09 * ware shoots dc0de 11:09 < ware> uded 11:09 <@dc0de> this is too funny 11:10 < ware> somebodys got teh giggles 11:10 <@dc0de> NotLarry is she still "on the line?" 11:10 <@NotLarry> should I tell her 2 girls 1 cup? 11:10 <@NotLarry> yeah, she told me the pdf file was a microsoft file. I called her on it 11:10 <@dc0de> wiat for her reply with the pdf, 11:11 <@dc0de> and find a word that is banned in your house 11:11 <@NotLarry> I asked her what she was wearing 11:12 <@NotLarry> Chat InformationPlease wait while we connect you to a Newegg representative. 11:12 <@NotLarry> Chat InformationThank you for contacting Newegg. My name is Sarah. How may I assist you today? 11:12 <@NotLarry> Sarah: Hi! Thanks for contacting us. How can I help you today? 11:12 <@Evilpig> NotLarry: did your internet go out for a while this morning? 11:12 <@NotLarry> Warren: I purchased a hd enclosure form newegg and it was supposed to have a 20 mail in rebate 11:12 <@NotLarry> Warren: There was nothing in the box about the rebate so I just logged into my newegg account and it shows not transactions in the last 15 days 11:12 <@NotLarry> Sarah: Click here 11:12 <@NotLarry> Sarah: That is link to print out the rebate. 11:12 <@NotLarry> Sarah: There was a link on the items page when you ordered it for you to print out the rebate. 11:12 <@NotLarry> Warren: but if newegg shows not activity, I can still get a rebate? 11:12 <@NotLarry> Warren: ok, and if I don't see the device I ordered on that page? 11:12 <@NotLarry> Sarah: Let me have your email address and I can check the order status. 11:12 <@NotLarry> Warren: notlarry@hotmail.com 11:12 <@NotLarry> Warren: order #52620273 11:12 <@NotLarry> Sarah: That is an open order. 11:12 <@NotLarry> Sarah: It shipped out. 11:12 <@NotLarry> Sarah: Did you get the item? 11:12 <@NotLarry> Warren: yes, trying to figure out how to get the rebate. I don't see the item listed on the rebate page 11:12 <@NotLarry> Sarah: Click here for the reabte. 11:12 <@NotLarry> Sarah: rebate* 11:13 <@NotLarry> Warren: it says it can't open that file. is this a microsoft document file? 11:13 <@NotLarry> Sarah: Yes it is 11:13 <@NotLarry> Warren: oh, my bad, its an adobe file. I will take it to a computer that has reader on it. Thanks again, have a great day. 11:13 <@NotLarry> Warren: Stay off the internet, it is evil:) 11:13 <@NotLarry> oh shit, wrong lines 11:13 <@NotLarry> wrong window 11:13 <@NotLarry> Not that I noticed, I mean when I unplugged the router to take the power strip to power my hd's there was a dip in service:) 11:13 <@NotLarry> As far as I can tell I have been on since about 8 11:13 <@dc0de> damn. 11:13 <@NotLarry> ok, here are the important lines from that conversation 11:13 <@NotLarry> Sarah: Do you have any other questions, or is there anything else I can assist you with today? 11:13 <@Evilpig> heh. mine went down for a bit cause their dhcp server for the modems died 11:13 <@NotLarry> Warren: I guess I'm good. Lonely, but you get that a lot, and when I start asking what your wearing the conversation usually ends:) 11:14 < ware> hahaha 11:14 <@dc0de> and did she stay on the line? 11:14 < ware> give her my # 11:14 <@dc0de> heh that's great. 11:14 <@dc0de> fun with newegg 11:15 <@NotLarry> "Did you get the item?" fucking classic 11:16 <@dc0de> yeah 11:16 <@NotLarry> nope, she told me to have an eggcelent day and fled. Good thing I did this through wilburs network 11:16 * dc0de laughs uncontrollably 11:17 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@c-68-33-250-220.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 11:18 <@NotLarry> "New Egg gets restraining order against Kentucky resident. Deputies eleged he was in his underwear crouched over a keyboard screaming "I'll kill you fuckers!" when the went to serve the TRO and they felt they had to tazer him 11:18 <@NotLarry> three or four times 11:18 <@nachoguy> They tazered Wilpig!? 11:19 <@NotLarry> not yet, but someone will have to before it is all over don't you think? 11:19 <@Shadow_Phone> mmm, fried bbq 11:19 <@NotLarry> down to 13,000 duplicate files 11:21 <@dc0de> in related news, "A kentucky home burned to the ground as a resident was being apprehended, as over 35lbs of thermite was triggered by the occupant. Theodore Barquin, Local Fire Marshall stated that it took 4 days to let the fires subside. Three fire crews stood by and watched the building burn, while protecting the nearby strip club, liquor store, and elementary school from the raging flames. See more at 11." 11:22 <@NotLarry> so, you purchase a new external hd from best buy or comp usa or whomever, take it home, put an autorun file in it and 2girls1cup on the drive. Then give it to some mother and have her take it back and ask what they thought they were selling her 12 year old son? 11:22 <@Shadow_Phone> whats the best way to cut thick plastic? 11:22 <@NotLarry> dc0de: They had to move the elementary school. Sealed recrods and all that 11:22 <@NotLarry> sharp wit? 11:22 <@Dolemite> NotLarry : Mental note for next time... when your boss asks you to research parts, it's good to print out the part number that you found... but it's BETTER to include a link to where you found it available for purchase ;) 11:23 <@dc0de> how thick, what kind, what purpose, what does the finished edge need to look like...... all great information 11:24 <@Dagmar> Shadow: PLastic cutter 11:24 <@NotLarry> Dolemite: The printer is busted. I printed all that out, asked paul to put it on your desk but the printer was fucked so, I assume, when he fixed it the memory was flushed:) 11:24 <@dc0de> hey Dagmar how's tricks? 11:24 <@Dagmar> Shadow_Phone: Basically, any rotary tool, AT LOWEST SPEEDS 11:24 <@Dolemite> NotLarry : We have this neat thing called 'e-mail' ;) 11:25 <@NotLarry> But I would have to be there today to tell you to read it:) 11:25 <@Dolemite> NotLarry : Don't make me slap you. 11:25 <@NotLarry> Anyway, that's probably not the part we want. I am trying to find something we can hang from the ceiling. 11:26 <@Dolemite> Well I already had Kathryn find a place that sells it and buy one 11:26 <@Dolemite> The TV will be here tomorrow :P 11:26 <@NotLarry> cool. 11:27 <@NotLarry> Well, as I was about to say, I'm not clear that the wall will support one like that 11:27 <@Dagmar> S'okay 11:27 <@Dagmar> We got the extended warranty 11:27 <@Dagmar> ...and Dole said it would be okay. :) 11:27 <@Evilpig> hahaha 11:27 <@Evilpig> famous last words 11:28 <@Dagmar> So long as it doesn't fall on any of the salaried employees we're good 11:28 <@Evilpig> hey dole, how do you feel about a game of bumper cars in the vandy lot? 11:28 <@NotLarry> the "fell from 6 foot" warranty? 11:28 <@NotLarry> Evilpig: So you heard about my parking the other day? 11:29 <@Evilpig> no. but I heard about david's 11:29 <@Evilpig> the dodge is dead. not repairable 11:30 <@Evilpig> alright getting out of here. can't really do anything anyhow. just wasting time. need to get to the pallet company and then get back to KY 11:30 <@NotLarry> ouch. I pulled into the lot the other day and we have 3 compact parking spots. I parked in the middle and am two fat to get out. So there is gold paint on the car that was parked on my drivers side. Then I realized that I had left id in glovebox, so I had to get in passenger side as well. Left gold paint on that car too:) 11:31 <@NotLarry> Dolemite: Who is hanging the arm for the TV? 11:31 <@Evilpig> NotLarry: can you call the shortbus to come pick you up from now on? 11:32 <@NotLarry> Hey, these fuckers in their SUVs want to try to park in the compact car spots, they get their paint scrached 11:32 <@NotLarry> I'm the only one there with a compact car, that gives me 3 spots to park in. 11:34 <@Dolemite> NotLarry : You and Mirage! 11:35 <@NotLarry> oh yeah, same shifts. Totally forgot 11:36 < ware> hang a swingarm for a tv?! 11:36 <@NotLarry> yeah a big ass heavy as shit swing arm on drywall 11:36 < ware> studfinder 11:37 <@NotLarry> The building dosn't have studs, it has those aluminum drywall mounting parts 11:37 <@ShadowHntr> toggles? 11:38 <@NotLarry> tribbles? 11:38 <@Shadow_Phone> Dagmar: so dremel at lowest speed? 11:38 <@Shadow_Phone> edge doesnt have to look good 11:38 <@Dolemite> NotLarry : You idjit, the building does have studs 11:39 <@Dolemite> they're aluminum studs, so you have to use a metal stud finder, which the carpentry shop has :P 11:39 <@Shadow_Phone> trying to cut a circle out of a piece of 1/8 inch 3m plastic for a outdoor camera housing 11:39 <@dc0de> Shadow_Phone I would use a hole saw, and a drill press, on a very low speed. 11:39 <@NotLarry> I know those are there, but will they support the weight of the tv and the arm assembly you ordered? 11:40 < ware> ~minilink http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v168/216/56/9315476/n9315476_44797890_5211.jpg 11:40 <+MxZBot> http://maxiez.com/l/facebook.com/r7Dlv.jpg 11:40 <@Shadow_Phone> dc0de: dont have either 11:41 < ware> mmm melanie collins 11:42 <@NotLarry> Dolemite: So I can stop trying to find an answer right? Y'all have already ordered what you wanted? 11:42 <@Dolemite> NotLarry : Yes 11:43 <@NotLarry> Cause, I've been online this morning still trying to find a solution:) 11:43 <@NotLarry> and get my fucking rebate 11:45 <@Dolemite> Now you can concentrate on getting your fucking rebate 11:45 <@Dolemite> I wish I could get a rebate for some of the girls I've fucked in the past... 11:49 <@Dagmar> http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080109-sysadmin-tries-fails-at-being-l337-hax0r-gets-jail-time.html 11:49 <@Dagmar> FAIL 11:49 <@Dagmar> ...also http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewArticleBasic&articleId=9056284&source=NLT_SEC&nlid=38 11:51 <@NotLarry> before or after midnight? 11:51 < ware> jeesh 11:51 < ware> what a retard 11:56 -!- strages [n=strages@c-68-62-216-5.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 11:57 -!- strages [n=strages@c-68-62-216-5.hsd1.al.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 12:07 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SkyDog_] by ChanServ 12:11 < ware> http://www.newschannel5.com/Global/story.asp?S=7598048 12:11 < ware> Dolemite: they caught u 12:15 <@Dolemite> nah, I don't hang in the South 'boro 12:19 <@dasunt> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7180379.stm 12:19 <@dasunt> Wow. 12:19 <@dasunt> Canada wins. 12:22 -!- someninjamaster [n=someninj@74.93.113.209] has quit ["gone to sleep"] 12:28 <@Dagmar> It's officially a slow news day 12:29 <@Dagmar> CNN is showing footage of some construction workers on a crane trying to figure out how to lower a coworker who fainted and is now wrapped in a gurney 12:29 <@Dagmar> Dis ain't rocket science 12:29 <@Dagmar> "HAPPENING NOW: Worker is being lowered from crane after passing out" 12:29 <@Dagmar> This has been going on for about 15 minutes now 12:36 <@Dolemite> mmMMmMMmm... free Papa John's pizza 12:44 <@nachoguy> that sounds good 12:44 <@nachoguy> send me some 12:44 <@Shadow_Phone> Dagmar: no, but this is rocket science: www.shadow404.com/125 12:44 <@nachoguy> hmm, maybe I'll go to mafia pizza for lunch today 12:44 <@Shadow_Phone> hehe, shameless self-advertisign at its best 12:44 <@nachoguy> nothing like some bacon Pizza 12:45 <@Dolemite> http://www.baconsalt.com 12:45 <@nachoguy> http://lolbots.com/?p=788 12:51 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has quit [Remote closed the connection] 12:55 * ware steals a hot slice from Dolemite 12:55 * Dolemite gives ware a hot lunvh 12:55 <@Dolemite> er, lunch 12:56 < ware> sotastey 12:58 * Dolemite looks at ware's chest and thinks to himself, "When did I eat corn?" 12:58 < ware> i thought that was from the cat? 12:59 <@Shadow_Phone> damn, you whores really do get around in 2600, dont ya 12:59 < ware> lulz@bitterness 12:59 < ware> whats the fun if the homies cant have none? 13:01 <@Shadow_Phone> heh 13:01 <@Shadow_Phone> na, just stating the obvious 13:05 * Dolemite gives Shadow_Phone a Dirty Sanchez 13:05 <@Shadow_Phone> man, i dont like this sanchez guy 13:05 * Shadow_Phone calls INS 13:05 <@Shadow_Phone> that should handle it tell he runs the border again 13:07 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@65.199.13.40] has joined #se2600 13:07 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Neoteric] by ChanServ 13:09 <@dasunt> Okay, I'm pretty sure if I bill someone for two months for service without providing said service, that's fraud. 13:09 <@dasunt> When my cable company does it, that's a billing error. 13:23 * dc0de stops reading the backscroll at "Dolemite/#se2600 gives Shadow_Phone a Dirty Sanchez" 13:24 <@Dolemite> wise move 13:24 <@dc0de> it was getting worse... 13:25 <@dc0de> and my frail sensabilities would have been damaged. 13:34 <@Shadow_Phone> heh, your so sensitive dcode 13:36 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@65.199.13.40] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 13:39 <@Evilpig> okay so dolemite has given ware a dirty sanchez today and made the realization that he had eaten corn after looking at ware's chest.... I am SOOOOOOOOOO glad I don't work for Dolemite 13:39 <@Evilpig> errr shadow a dirty sanchez 13:40 <@Dolemite> yeah, ware got the hot lunch 13:40 <@Evilpig> how can you force xp sp2 to reinstall? 13:42 < ware> uninstall? 13:43 <@Evilpig> here's the scenario. IE has been hosed. I reinstalled IE using the %systemroom%\inf right click ie.inf and install trick 13:44 < ware> anyone know anything about Altigen phones? this fucker is stuck "[Booting] Check Memory" 13:44 <@Evilpig> but I can't get IE to update to the current version so I am pretty sure I have to get SP2 to reinstall so I can get my manage addons tools option back 13:44 < ware> id try add/remove and take sp2 off and put it back on 13:51 <@dc0de> y 13:51 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has joined #se2600 13:51 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o ShadowHntr] by ChanServ 13:51 <@baudburn> anyone here ever been to liberia? 13:52 <@Dolemite> not me 13:52 <@dc0de> nope 13:52 <@baudburn> hmm 13:53 <@polerin> nope 13:53 <@polerin> sudan's about the closest 13:53 <@baudburn> damn it 13:53 <@baudburn> the fiar sale is gone already for liberia 13:53 <@baudburn> fuck 13:53 <@ladymerlin> whee coworkes freakingout because of storms 13:59 <@Evilpig> why? 13:59 <@Evilpig> I don't even freak anymore when I have to drive through tornados 13:59 <@ladymerlin> i dont know cause there idiots 13:59 <@ladymerlin> there goes the power 14:00 <@ShadowHntr> lol 14:02 <@Evilpig> bah. this is looking like it will take a repair install to fix 14:02 <@Evilpig> and I don't want to mess with that noise 14:03 <@baudburn> anyone know of a site that can show you a list of destinations that are the cheapest to go to 14:03 <@Evilpig> yes 14:03 <@baudburn> rahter than a list of the lowest fares going to a destination you are looking for 14:03 <@Evilpig> smartertravel.com 14:03 <@baudburn> danke Evilpig 14:03 * baudburn cruises on over 14:04 <@Evilpig> get on their mailing list and you will get the last minute fares to places alot of times really fucking cheap 14:04 <@Evilpig> i've been tempted to go see new york for $99 round trip 14:04 <@baudburn> do they do international 14:04 <@Evilpig> yup 14:04 <@baudburn> (domestic travel == the waq) 14:04 <@baudburn> hmm 14:05 <@baudburn> so i have to subscribe.. i cant look on their site somewhere? 14:05 <@Evilpig> you can look on there too 14:05 <@Evilpig> I just get the weekly email cause it is simple 14:05 -!- maxiez [n=MaxieZ@nat334.national-net.com] has left #se2600 [] 14:05 <@baudburn> word 14:05 <@baudburn> if our schedules were more flexible.. i'd consider that approach :) 14:06 <@Evilpig> try this http://www.smartertravel.com/last-minute/ 14:06 <@ShadowHntr> baudburn: www.air-fare.com 14:07 <@baudburn> ohh 14:07 <@baudburn> dallas to florence for 458 RT 14:07 * baudburn looks closer 14:08 <@Evilpig> it is a neat little site. the deals aren't always great but once in a while they have a real winner 14:08 <@baudburn> yeah 14:09 <@Dementia> hi baudburn 14:09 <@baudburn> hi dem 14:09 <@baudburn> :) 14:09 <@Evilpig> Dementia showed that site to me a few years ago. i've also used side-step.com they are okay but again not great 14:09 <@Dementia> smartertravel is handy 14:10 <@baudburn> i'm checkin it out 14:10 <@Dementia> just remember they don't show any southwest flights 14:10 <@baudburn> southwest doesn't go abroad 14:10 <@Dementia> oh, didn't realize you were looking to go abroad 14:10 <@baudburn> and i don't travel domestic, unless its visiting someone specific :) 14:10 * Evilpig stomps on Dementia's toes. Nobody pulled your string you shouldn't be speaking to the men. 14:11 * Evilpig runs 14:11 <@Dementia> You're a man now? 14:11 <@Dementia> I wasn't aware. 14:11 <@dasunt> http://i8.tinypic.com/6u4wv9e.jpg 14:13 <@dc0de> Dementia nice...:) 14:13 <@dc0de> ware odd. 14:14 <@baudburn> damn, nothing looking great 14:14 <@baudburn> i really wanted those libera tickets 14:15 <@baudburn> maybe i should just say screw it and buy them anyway 14:16 <@Dementia> Hey, if it doesn't put you too far in the hole, I say go for it 14:16 <@baudburn> :) 14:17 <@baudburn> nahh 14:17 <@baudburn> it's not a matter of "can" it's a matter of "should" 14:17 <@baudburn> :) 14:18 <@Evilpig> I think you should buy a pony. then goto a local school and let the childrenz play with it. then bbq it right in front of them. 14:18 <@baudburn> nice. 14:18 <@Evilpig> I thought it was. nothing like a like long mental scar 14:21 <@Dementia> baudburn: well, what are the "shouldn't" reasons? 14:21 <@baudburn> Dementia: a penny saved 14:21 <@baudburn> :) 14:26 <@baudburn> actually orbitz is picking up some pretty good deals 14:26 <@baudburn> < 600 to costa rica 14:30 <+coil> hi dasunt 14:30 <@dasunt> baudburn: Lets go@ 14:31 <@dasunt> coil: Hetea coil. 14:31 <+coil> hate a coil? 14:33 <@Evilpig> burninate 14:33 <@dasunt> Lol! 14:34 <@dasunt> Heya coil! 14:34 <+coil> oh 14:34 <+coil> why do i got slow brose 14:34 <+coil> browse 14:34 -!- maxie1 [n=MaxieZ@atlanta.national-net.com] has joined #se2600 14:34 <@Evilpig> holy shit he's alive 14:34 * Evilpig prods maxie1 with a stick 14:37 <+coil> Dagmar: 08:11:12 [freenode] DCC SEND from Dagmar [0.0.0.0 port 0]: certainpeoplecatcher [0B bytes] requested in channel #se2600 14:37 <+coil> 08:16:13 [freenode] DCC aborted receiving file certainpeoplecatcher from Dagmar 14:39 <@ShadowHntr> let the mayhem begin 14:39 <@Shadow_Phone> coil yeah, same here 14:39 <@Shadow_Phone> 15:10 Warning: Port sent with DCC request is a lowport (0, unknown) - this isn't normal. It is possible the address/port is faked (or maybe someone is just trying to bypass firewall) 14:39 <@Shadow_Phone> 15:10 DCC SEND from Dagmar [0.0.0.0 port 0]: certainpeoplecatcher [0B bytes] requested in channel #se2600 14:39 <@Shadow_Phone> 15:15 DCC aborted receiving file certainpeoplecatcher from Dagmar 14:40 <@dasunt> Yah, someone needs to fix a router. :p 14:40 <@Shadow_Phone> your gig is up Dagmar 14:40 <@dasunt> Better firmware. 14:42 <@Evilpig> there is that one idea out there. I know it isn't popular and all where you don't purposely try to kill someone else's connection.... 14:42 <@Evilpig> just going out on a limb there and all 14:43 <@ShadowHntr> why didn't i think of that 14:51 <@Evilpig> it could be all those hits to the head or whatever you keep getting into that makes you goto the hospital that is making you not think of these things 14:52 <@Dolemite> heh, my wife just called me from the stairwell at her office... they've all been evacuated to there because of the tornado watch 14:52 <@SkyDog_> Hmmm. I dunno, should I wander over to ITS dole? :) 14:52 <@Dolemite> SkyDog_ : I think it's a good day for you to take a leisurely stroll around campus 14:53 <@Dolemite> Heh, you've got a great tornado shelter over there where Gaines' office is 14:54 <@SkyDog_> I have been all over campus today. 14:55 <@Dolemite> slut! 14:55 <@Dolemite> whore! 14:55 <@SkyDog_> Between sarratt, rasarios, and regions bank, I am tired of walking. 14:55 <@Dolemite> You walked to Rosario's? 14:55 <@baudburn> i wish i could walk places :( 14:56 -!- maxie1 [n=MaxieZ@atlanta.national-net.com] has left #se2600 [] 14:57 <@Dolemite> I must have been in the data center, else I would have heard you wheezing. 14:57 <@SkyDog_> Dolemite: Heh. Thanks. 14:57 <@SkyDog_> Yes, I walked to rosarios, but the guys gave me a lift back. 14:57 <@SkyDog_> It's a little 'rainy' outside. 14:58 <@Dolemite> Ah, ok. That makes sense, it's uphill on the way back. ;) 14:58 <@Evilpig> alright so this morning on my way to TN I got this call from a school saying their internet was running slow 14:58 <@Evilpig> I check the proxy server and here are the atsts I got 14:58 <@SkyDog_> look, I made it from wyatt to sarratt in 12 minutes. That's freakin movin'. 14:58 <@Evilpig> Bytes Cached:2GB 85251093 14:58 <@Evilpig> Bytes Transfered:2GB 596839532 14:58 <@Evilpig> Cache Misses:65776 14:58 <@Evilpig> Cache Hits:33056 14:58 <@SkyDog_> Pron? 14:58 <@Evilpig> streaming media it seems 14:59 <@Dolemite> http://www.iafd.com 14:59 <@Evilpig> streaming.discoveryeducation.com 14:59 -!- polerin [n=erin@c-71-228-222-87.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 14:59 -!- deoptima [n=deoptima@c-71-228-222-87.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 15:01 <@Dolemite> ok, back to work on the access control system 15:02 < ware> rainin hard? 15:02 -!- someninjamaster [n=someninj@74.93.113.209] has joined #se2600 15:02 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o someninjamaster] by ChanServ 15:03 <@someninjamaster> woot dual 20" monitors 15:03 <+coil> make your irc extra wide screen 15:03 <@someninjamaster> actully its going to be mac os one screen windows on the other 15:04 <+coil> make it work anyways 15:17 <@Corydon76-vcch> Looks like the Sidco Drive power substation was hit 15:19 <+coil> hit by fire 15:19 <@Corydon76-vcch> Lightning 15:19 <+coil> oh 15:19 <+coil> why 15:19 <@Corydon76-vcch> NES is showing 1917 customers down 15:20 <@Corydon76-vcch> in that quadrant 15:20 <+coil> oops 15:20 <+coil> howd you know 15:20 <+coil> i mean howd you find out that exact number 15:20 <@Corydon76-vcch> http://www.nespower.com/OutageMap/ 15:21 <+coil> oh that's cool 15:21 <+coil> wish cps had that 15:21 <@Corydon76-vcch> Click on an area and it pops up a street level map 15:21 * coil taps his feet for the site to load 15:23 <+coil> well that's cool 15:23 < ware> Corydon76-vcch: nice! 15:24 <+coil> Corydon76-vcch: nes part of tva? 15:24 <@Corydon76-vcch> No, TVA is an upstream company 15:24 <@Corydon76-vcch> totally separate 15:25 <+coil> tva makes the power 15:25 <@Corydon76-vcch> NES buys the power from TVA 15:27 <@Dolemite> and it puts the lotion on its skin 15:27 <+coil> or it gets the hose again! 15:28 * ware hoses coil 15:28 < ware> cause he has no hoeses 15:28 <+coil> how can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat 15:33 <+coil> you! YES YOU 15:35 <@Corydon76-vcch> someninjamaster: ping 15:44 <+coil> *8 15:45 <@someninjamaster> pong 15:45 <+coil> fail 15:45 <+coil> foiled agina 15:47 <@Corydon76-vcch> someninjamaster: the DNS we were discussing last night. Should be up now. 15:48 <@someninjamaster> ah 15:48 <@someninjamaster> cool 15:50 <@SkyDog_> Ok, so the feds wanna come to the meeting next month and talk to us. 15:50 <@SkyDog_> Who's gonna panic first? 15:50 * coil runs around with his head cut off 15:51 <@SkyDog_> Coil, you don't count. :) 15:51 <@Corydon76-vcch> SkyDog_: uh, what for? 15:51 <@Corydon76-vcch> SkyDog_: and which feds? 15:53 <@SkyDog_> The 2 main guys wiht hte local cyber crime unit. They wanna talk to us about what trends we are seeing from the chinese, etc. 15:53 <@SkyDog_> Nothing bad. 15:53 <@SkyDog_> So, you're the first to panic? Cool. 15:54 <@SkyDog_> Agent Scott Augenbaum, and Agent Victor Rodriguez. 15:54 <+coil> im an agent 15:54 <@SkyDog_> They're based out of the office off Elm Hill Pike. 15:54 <@Corydon76-vcch> FBI? 15:54 <@Corydon76-vcch> NSA? 15:54 <@Corydon76-vcch> Secret Service? 15:54 <@SkyDog_> Fbi. 15:55 <@Corydon76-vcch> someninjamaster: I have a sample zone built for you 15:56 <@someninjamaster> ahh 15:56 <@someninjamaster> thanks 15:56 <@Corydon76-vcch> someninjamaster: in your home directory, you should see it 15:58 -!- someninjamaster [n=someninj@74.93.113.209] has quit [Nick collision from services.] 15:58 -!- someninjamaste [n=someninj@74.93.113.209] has joined #se2600 15:59 -!- someninjamaste is now known as someninjamaster 15:59 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o someninjamaster] by ChanServ 15:59 <@someninjamaster> that was strange 16:34 -!- someninjamaster [n=someninj@74.93.113.209] has quit ["gone to sleep"] 17:03 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has quit ["The maching has gone to sleep"] 17:07 -!- MudFlap [n=mkeith@66.64.202.66.nw.nuvox.net] has quit [] 17:11 <@baudburn> oh man 17:11 <@baudburn> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lmgNqFuXwc 17:11 <@baudburn> makes me want to set everyone on fire 17:34 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@65.199.13.41] has joined #se2600 17:34 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Neoteric] by ChanServ 17:38 -!- hobbes615 [n=ryan@c-68-52-211-35.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 17:50 < ware> Saul Williams - The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust! (mp3) 17:50 < ware> \m/ 18:05 -!- rattle [n=rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has joined #se2600 18:05 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rattle] by ChanServ 18:07 <@Neoteric> rattle: donde esta? 18:19 <@rattle> Donde esta el remoto controlo? 18:28 <@dc0de> ~weather birmingham, al 18:28 <+MxZBot> It's Light Rain in Birmingham, Alabama. It's 64 F (48 M, 17 C, 290 K). Wind to the SSW at 14Mph/22Kph. 18:30 <@dc0de> Neoteric your momma 18:36 <@dc0de> anyone know of a good passport expediting service? 18:37 <@ShadowHntr> can't you pay extra to have your passport expedited from the state dept directly? 18:37 <@ShadowHntr> like an extra 35 dollars for it to be expedited and fedex'ed to you? 18:37 <@dc0de> ShadowHntr I need mine replaced before the 3rd of Feb. 18:37 <@ShadowHntr> it's been a while since i've read the passport instructions 18:38 <@dc0de> expedite is 3weeks door to door. 18:38 <@ShadowHntr> http://travel.state.gov/passport/get/processing/processing_1740.html 18:38 <@ShadowHntr> up to 3 weeks 18:38 <@ShadowHntr> dunno if there 18:38 <@ShadowHntr> 's any other way of getting it done faster 18:39 <@ShadowHntr> # Passport Agencies assist customers with urgent travel needs (generally if you are traveling within 2 weeks). 18:39 <@ShadowHntr> # Passport Agencies are open by appointment only and require proof of travel date or need for foreign visas. See List of Regional Passport Agencies . 18:39 <@ShadowHntr> # If you haven’t received your passport and are traveling within the next 7 days , please call the National Passport Information Center. 18:39 <@ShadowHntr> http://travel.state.gov/passport/get/processing/processing_1740.html 18:41 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@65.199.13.41] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 18:50 -!- someninjamaster [n=someninj@c-68-53-159-99.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 18:50 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o someninjamaster] by ChanServ 19:00 < ware> yah i gotta get one 19:00 < ware> we're planning a cruise for spring break 19:00 <@ladymerlin> ShadowHntr: its like 180 bucks to get an expidited passport 19:01 <@ShadowHntr> ladymerlin: i didn't say it was cheap, i said it was possible. :P 19:01 <@ShadowHntr> i don't think i'll ever pay that much for expedited service :P 19:02 -!- synx_ [n=synx@adsl-065-006-199-091.sip.shv.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 19:02 -!- synx_ is now known as Synx_hm 19:02 < Synx_hm> Dagmar: wtf? 19:08 <@timoguin> I have to get a passport too. 19:13 <@dc0de> ShadowHntr when you have an all-expense paid trip out of country, at a nice resort for you and 1 other? 19:13 -!- Opheria [i=Opheria@c-69-180-209-3.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #Se2600 19:14 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Opheria] by ChanServ 19:14 <@ShadowHntr> dc0de: that's not expensive in that case... 19:14 <@ShadowHntr> wow how'd you land that 19:14 <@ShadowHntr> :) 19:14 < Synx_hm> i think stevie ray vaughn(spelling?) might be my new fav artist, PinkFloyd before but i 19:14 < Synx_hm> 've been watching a ton of live performances on dvd 19:15 <@dc0de> I'm going to President's Club - the annual sales off-site trip. 19:16 <@dc0de> it's the reward for being a good Sales Engineer. 19:16 < Synx_hm> i burned a few bridges at work today 19:16 < Synx_hm> no presidents club for me 19:17 <@dc0de> Synx_hm I didn't know the air force had pres.club. 19:17 < Synx_hm> hehe well they dont, so i wont be going either way 19:17 < Synx_hm> btw i have no idea what presidents club is 19:20 <@dc0de> heh... it means that I was either a top seller (which I wasn't), or supported the top sellers to allow them to make the company more $$$$$... (that's what I did.) 19:20 < Synx_hm> what whats the club? 19:21 < Synx_hm> like where, is it company specific, or some place everyone goes to 19:21 <@dc0de> the company is paying for us to goto the Mexican Riviera for 3 days... all expenses paid. 19:21 < Synx_hm> soilent green is people, so watch the fuck out 19:21 < Synx_hm> ohh that rocks 19:21 <@dc0de> yeah, last year was a carribean island, mexico this year. 19:21 < Synx_hm> nice 19:35 -!- Perse-Pho [i=Opheria@c-69-180-209-3.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #Se2600 19:38 -!- MudFlap [n=chatzill@c-98-193-130-156.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 19:38 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o MudFlap] by ChanServ 19:41 <@dc0de> I hope I can get to go... 19:41 <@dc0de> it's all about getting the passports now. 19:43 <@sasquatc4> you should see if there is an actual processing house for them nearby, i know here if you mail in expedited requests it still gets sent to seattle, but there is a local gov passport processing house where if you go there and handle everything there is a good chance you can get it in a few days 19:46 <@dc0de> sasquatc4 that's what were going to do tomorrow... there isn't a regional facility in Atlanta. 19:46 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@c-68-33-250-220.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 19:46 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Neoteric] by ChanServ 19:47 <@dc0de> Neoteric your momma 19:54 -!- Opheria [i=Opheria@c-69-180-209-3.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 20:03 <@Evilpig> Corydon76-home: sending you some work 20:35 -!- remoford [n=remoford@c-76-22-253-140.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 20:38 <@Corydon76-dig> Evilpig: you are? 20:40 -!- MudFlap [n=chatzill@c-98-193-130-156.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit ["User is away."] 20:50 -!- hobbes615 [n=ryan@c-68-52-211-35.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit ["This computer has gone to sleep"] 20:57 -!- someninjamaster [n=someninj@c-68-53-159-99.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [] 21:00 -!- sgamgee [n=sgamgee@ppp-70-247-27-167.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net] has joined #se2600 21:03 -!- sgamgee [n=sgamgee@ppp-70-247-27-167.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net] has quit [Client Quit] 21:03 -!- cwire [n=chatzill@c-69-254-12-37.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 21:19 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@c-68-33-250-220.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 21:23 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@c-68-33-250-220.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 21:23 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Neoteric] by ChanServ 22:02 < ware> fuck you 22:02 < ware> that is all 22:02 < ware> dickshits 22:05 < remoford> dont you know 22:05 < remoford> that 22:05 < remoford> profanity 22:05 < remoford> is the crutch 22:05 < remoford> of an inarticulate 22:05 < remoford> sonofabitch 22:06 <@ladymerlin> heya remo 22:06 < remoford> whaddup 22:06 <@ladymerlin> not much 22:11 <@someninjaserver> sup remoford 22:11 < ware> rofl 22:11 < ware> im drunk 22:11 < ware> and spamming txts 22:11 < ware> hahaha 22:12 < ware> ROFL 22:12 < ware> while ( $x < 50 ) : 22:12 < ware> hahaha 22:12 < ware> 50 txts 22:12 < ware> every 30s 22:12 < ware> 25 min of txts nonstop 22:12 < ware> i think that will shut her up 22:13 < ware> stupid hoe txtd and called me for an hour and a half today 22:13 < remoford> heya someninjaserver 22:14 < remoford> ware: lamo 22:15 < ware> lifes a bitch and then you die 22:15 < ware> fuck the world and lets get high 22:16 <@SkyDog_> ware: Put the keyboard down and get some sleep. 22:16 <@juice> hrm 22:17 <@juice> sup SkyDog_ ? 22:17 < ware> lulz 22:17 < ware> this annoying cunt deserves it 22:17 <@SkyDog_> Nada. Working at a client's office. 22:17 <@SkyDog_> Making some $$$. 22:17 <@juice> that's good 22:17 <@SkyDog_> Yeah, a bit. 22:17 < ware> SkyDog_: not as much as me! 22:18 <@SkyDog_> Gotta pay for the consortium somehow. 22:18 <@SkyDog_> I'm not making as much as you? 22:18 <@juice> yeah I have to get a job soon 22:18 < ware> cmon 22:18 < ware> that was a joke duh 22:18 <@SkyDog_> Heh. You'll get there someday... noob. :) 22:18 <@SkyDog_> juice: Yeah, that would be a good idea. 22:18 < ware> hardly a noob but i agree :P 22:18 <@SkyDog_> It's easier to eat and such. 22:18 <@juice> yes 22:19 <@SkyDog_> ware: Dude, you're a noob. You're getting there. You're not the best in the industry, and yeah, you gotta take some time to refine your chops. 22:19 <@juice> I have one job but need a good job since I graduated college 22:19 <@SkyDog_> When you come off like you're too good to work there, they'll grant you your wish... 22:19 <@sasquatc4> just spam the resume, anywhere and everywhere 22:19 <@SkyDog_> juice: What cha doing at this job? 22:19 < ware> haha dude i am not a noob 22:19 <@juice> i quit my other job that I was making more money at tired of it, hoped it would get me out a find one faster 22:19 < ware> ask me something shit 22:19 < ware> tell me to set something up 22:19 <@juice> SkyDog_, Radioshack still 22:19 <@SkyDog_> ware: Compared to alot of the guys in here, yeah, you are. 22:20 < ware> pfft whatev 22:20 < ware> name it and i can do it 22:20 <@SkyDog_> juice: That still pays the bills. you do need something new though. 22:20 < ware> just cause i dont talk about 'leet shit' on irc doesnt mean i dont know it 22:20 < ware> 3Message successfully sent!24 22:20 <@SkyDog_> Ah, I see. Ok. 22:20 < ware> :) 22:21 <@SkyDog_> you know, when I was young and drunk, I would say the same shit. 22:21 <@SkyDog_> No really officer, I can juggle, watch! 22:21 < ware> good, that means im headin in the right directation 22:21 < ware> I DID JUGGLE!@ phone wallet and keys 22:21 < ware> on one foot 22:21 < ware> touching my nose hahaha 22:21 <@SkyDog_> yeah yeah. 22:22 <@sasquatc4> juice: you can also check around for some tech job fairs, if you got any nearby tech schools look out there 22:22 <@SkyDog_> Yeah, that would be good too. 22:22 <@SkyDog_> It's hard sometimes to get into the right places, but with time, it will happen. 22:22 <@sasquatc4> i know we had a few each year, and we had a ton of people who didnt even go to school there show up for them 22:22 <@juice> yeah, I wasn't interested in the companies my college at the career fair 22:23 <@juice> yeah once college gets up I am going to go over to career services, they help you for life if you graduate from college 22:23 <@juice> so I will talk with them and see what they have also 22:23 < ware> what the fuck is wrong with bitches 22:23 < ware> always assuming i give a shit what they think i think about them 22:23 <@SkyDog_> They get pissed when you call them bitches, that's what is wrong with them. 22:24 <@SkyDog_> ware: The trouble is that you do. 22:24 <@SkyDog_> That is how they own your ass. 22:24 < ware> HAI! TAKE A CLUE! I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK OR DO SO DONT THREATEN ME WITH 'WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT! I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU!' 22:24 < ware> fuck a fat 32 yr old hoe, and fuck a fugly 19yr old 22:25 < ware> i dont give a rats shit 22:25 * someninjaserver yawns 22:25 * ware tackles someninjaserver cause hes drunk 22:26 <@SkyDog_> ware needs a nap, a blankie, and a decent woman. 22:26 < ware> i got a hammock 22:26 < ware> but i do need to get laid 22:26 <@SkyDog_> k. 22:27 < ware> im just staying up to make sur ethis php script stops hahaha 22:27 < ware> or she'll be really mad in the morning ahahhahaa 22:28 <@sasquatc4> oh joy, patent 101 class tommorow, this should be good 22:29 < ware> Message successfully sent!42 22:30 <@dc0de> 42 22:30 < ware> :) 22:30 <@dc0de> nite all... storms coming and I'm tired 22:30 < ware> we already had em, aint shit 22:30 < ware> nite 22:30 <@dc0de> not from what I see, we're in for some serious lightening. 22:42 -!- ShadowHntr [n=sentinel@wikipedia/Shadowhntr] has quit ["Leaving"] 22:44 <@SkyDog_> Yawn. 22:44 <@SkyDog_> I am ready to go home now. 22:44 <@brimstone> then walk out 22:45 <@SkyDog_> Gotta get it all done before i leave. 22:45 <@SkyDog_> Course, I just made $450 bucks for sitting here working. 22:46 <@SkyDog_> Ok, I think I am done. You guys have the helm. 22:48 <@dasunt> I need USB2.0 22:49 < cwire> if you ever have a choice between doing LISP stuff and gouging your eyes out, go for the eyes :( 22:51 <@dasunt> Lisp is sexy and elegant. 22:51 <@dasunt> Occasionaly though, its acolytes through you out of the temple, drag you into the alley in the back, and set you on fire for assuming that all programming languages are derived from ALGOL. 22:52 < cwire> after you get past the god awful readability, at least to me, stuff can be simpler and easier to write 22:55 <@dasunt> I dunno. 22:55 <@dasunt> I find that any language I don't use is hard to read. 22:56 < cwire> i suppose i've been spoiled by the likes of C++ and Java for the last few years 22:56 <@sasquatc4> you shouldnt really be thinking of it in terms of the language, and more in what the code may be or is trying to do, the language comes secondary, if you can get a gist of what its trying to do you can learn the language as time goes on 22:58 <@dasunt> I dunno. 22:58 <@dasunt> No matter what, I see abomination in VBscript. 22:58 < cwire> haha 22:58 <@sasquatc4> hehe, well that is true, i can read most any code and get a basic idea of what they are getting at, but i tried looking at vb, and had no idea 22:59 < cwire> true, LISP isn't quite that bad, once you get your mind thinking in the proper notation 23:01 <@sasquatc4> i remmember interviewing with orbitz, and they tried to trip us up by having us read code in a language they knew they didnt teach us, but it was ruby, and they taught us python, so it was like reading pretty much the same damn thing 23:02 <@sasquatc4> once you get generally programming ideas of scripting type languages, like python/ruby/perl, and then compile time like c/c++/i guess java, you can start to pick stuff out easily 23:04 < cwire> i've got the programming ideas pretty much down and have been able to quickly pickup many languages, but LISP is a bit tougher 23:05 <@sasquatc4> yea, i can see that, always heard its a little bit.....odd 23:08 <@dasunt> sasquatc4: Have you used lisp? 23:08 -!- someninjamaster [n=someninj@c-68-53-159-99.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 23:08 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o someninjamaster] by ChanServ 23:08 <@dasunt> Ruby, Python, C, Java are all ALGOL-like languages. 23:08 <@dasunt> Lisp is a different family. 23:08 <@sasquatc4> naw i havent 23:08 -!- Neoteric [n=timball@c-68-33-250-220.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] 23:09 <@sasquatc4> done python, c, java, vhdl, asm, and a couple other random ones 23:09 <@dasunt> You ever done a functional language? 23:10 <@sasquatc4> maybe, not sure what the matlab language qualifies as 23:10 <@sasquatc4> and did a wee bit of lex/yacc 23:11 <@dasunt> Only functional langauges I know of are CAML. 23:11 <@brimstone> i've tinkered with whitespace for a month 23:15 < cwire> anyone ever looked at brainfuck? that's a fun little language, not really practical, but fun to mess with 23:15 -!- someninjamaster [n=someninj@c-68-53-159-99.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] 23:15 <@brimstone> aye, similar to whitespace 23:16 < cwire> ah 23:16 < cwire> cool 23:17 -!- someninjamaster [n=someninj@c-68-53-159-99.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 23:18 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o someninjamaster] by ChanServ 23:21 <@dasunt> I just lost a part of my soul. 23:21 <@brimstone> visited myspace again? 23:21 <@dasunt> No. 23:21 <@dasunt> http://youtube.com/watch?v=8rBw4QjBvo8 23:21 <@dasunt> I watch that. 23:21 <@dasunt> And OMG. 23:22 <@dasunt> The poor bunny. 23:23 <@dasunt> Jesus, hasn't anyone heard of a quick mercy killing? 23:29 < remoford> sml is another ugly little functional language 23:38 < cwire> ew, sml does look a bit on the ugly side 23:40 <@sasquatc4> had to look up what matlab was, apparently its an array based language/vector/multidimensional 23:43 <@someninjamaster> damn dasunt 23:43 < cwire> one of our physics professors is big into matlab, he just bought an 8 node apple cluster to run, not really sure what he's working on with it 23:44 <@sasquatc4> yea, you can do an insane amount of stuff with it, since you can use it to analyze anything really 23:45 <@sasquatc4> like i know one of the phd students that was under the prof i was working with was using it to analyze power consumption, during video playback through an entire database of video files 23:45 < cwire> yeah, i know he did some image tracking stuff with it, i think that was just to get used to the new system, he may be doing geology stuff with it 23:46 <@sasquatc4> but i seen people use it for audio file analysis, video analysis, image comparison, and coordinating bits and pieces of that together 23:47 < cwire> yeah, it's really powerful 23:47 < cwire> i'd like to mess with it one day, but i don't have a really good excuse to bother with it 23:48 <@sasquatc4> yea, i try to stay away from it, id only really use it if i had some huge data set of something i had to analyze, that and its good for writing quick and dirty apps for doing anything, but not particularly efficient at any of them 23:52 < cwire> the professor i'm working with on the lisp is doing another project that will use the cluster and matlab and some of my code is going to be used to relay things back and forth but i won't be involved with that project so i won't have to get it working with matlab which i'm kind of glad --- Log closed Fri Jan 11 00:00:48 2008