--- Log opened Fri Sep 28 00:00:02 2007
00:00 <@Corydon76-dig> Basic precept of current society should be (and is working towards), you should be able to live your life however and with whomever you choose, as long as you extend the same right to make those choices to everyone around you
00:00 <@dasunt> Corydon76-dig: Yes.  But societies that change too quickly probably also die out.
00:00 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: probably?
00:00 <@dasunt> Ity is like organisms -- a certain level of mutation is beneficial.  Too much, and they die.  Too little, and they can't compete.
00:00 <@dasunt> Corydon76-dig: I don't have the data to back me up.
00:01 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: many societies die out, no matter what they do.  It's a question of whether they make the right adjustments for future survival
00:01 <@sasquatc4> well that is how most new religions got their start, is by chopping up pieces of the old ones to get people to accept it easier
00:01 <@Corydon76-dig> Some hippie communities survive to this day
00:01 <@dasunt> Corydon76-dig: Of course, and a successful society should spawn societies that die out.
00:01 <@Corydon76-dig> others died within months of formation
00:01 <@dasunt> If it doesn't,it isn't taking risks.
00:02 <@dasunt> Not taking risks is not conductive for the survival of a society.
00:02 <@Corydon76-dig> The problem with many hippie communities is that they did not extend the same rights of the community to all participants...
00:02 <@Corydon76-dig> (namely, to women)
00:03 <@Corydon76-dig> There's a thriving gay hippie community on Short Mountain, right now
00:03 <@Mirage> bah, women don't need shoes..=)
00:04 <@Corydon76-dig> Mirage: is Sarah there with you, smacking you?
00:04 <@Mirage> no
00:04 <@dasunt> Mirage: Sure they do.  I'm an enlightened male, I realize that women need the additional support so they can squat down and give me longer blowjobs.
00:04 <@dasunt> :p
00:05  * dasunt is so getting a ticket to hell for that comment.
00:05 <@Mirage> i was giving sarah hell about her small feet and the great advantage that gives her working in front of the cabinets in the kitchen
00:05 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: you're getting a ticket to Minneapolis with Larry Craig in the next stall... :-P
00:05 <@Mirage> too bad she can't hardly cook
00:06 <@Corydon76-dig> Mirage: does she need lessons?
00:06 <@Mirage> givingh blowjobs, or cooking?
00:07 <@Corydon76-dig> Cooking.  I'm assuming she knows how to do the first.
00:07 <@Mirage> i just need to get her to follow recipes.  she has too much of a tendency to get 'creative'
00:07 <@Corydon76-dig> Though if she's bad at that, I can probably show her better technique...
00:13  * someninjamaster yawns
00:13 < remoford> whaddup james
00:14 <@someninjamaster> yo
00:14 <@dasunt> Corydon76-dig: I'm in Minneaplis, btw.
00:14 <@dasunt> I r in ur restrooms, corrupting ur senators.
00:14 <@someninjamaster> haha
00:14 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: thought you were outside Minneapolis
00:15 < remoford> arresting your monks more like
00:15 <@someninjamaster> i really need to read the update info on macs
00:15 <@someninjamaster> looks like my iphone has video out now
00:17 <@dasunt> Corydon76-dig: Yah, bnut I'm in the Minneapolis area.
00:18 < remoford> ppl and thier goddamn iphones
00:18 < remoford> id get one but id hafta start carrying reading glasses
00:18 <@someninjamaster> haha
00:18 < remoford> seriosuly, those are way smaller than they look in the commercials
00:19 < remoford> its just like when mcdonalds had a sandwich called the big and tasty
00:38 <@Corydon76-dig> I've had cock that was big and tasty
00:40 <@Corydon76-dig> To be fair, it was the precum leaking out the tip that was tasty...
00:42 <@timoguin> People pre-cum for you?
00:42 < remoford> yknow Corydon76-dig , i think you are prolly responsible for 80% of the work unsaftyness of this channel
00:43 <@Corydon76-dig> Twas strange... everytime I tried swabbing up all the precum off the tip, I kept getting more...
00:43 <@timoguin> Swabbing like with a q-tip?
00:43 <@Corydon76-dig> with my tongue
00:44 <@Corydon76-dig> gotta get in the crack a little with the tip of your tongue and get it all clean
00:44 <@Corydon76-dig> remoford: not even close
00:45 <@Corydon76-dig> remoford: I'd be surprised if I was even 10% of the work safety issue
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00:47 < remoford> i guess, its just your brand of work safety issues is so distinct
00:47 <@Corydon76-dig> lol
00:48 < remoford> frankly is sort of gay
00:48 < remoford> im not sure you realize that when you type it
00:48 <@Corydon76-dig> No, really?
00:50 <@Corydon76-dig> remoford: would you like me to demonstrate at PN that I really do suck dick?
00:50 < remoford> i trust you
00:50 < remoford> and i may or may not be at PN
00:50 <@Corydon76-dig> I just need a volunteer... dasunt?
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01:45 <@wontonjoe> im back, because if i stayed gone any longer you would all miss me way too much, in a way too abnormal fashion.
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01:52 <+coil> dasunt,
01:52 <+coil> hi
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03:07 <+coil> jeeze does he need 3 hosts connected...
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07:09 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
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07:15 < remoford> howdy
07:18 <@Pr0nStrGeek> sweet...
07:18 <@Pr0nStrGeek> i heart pay day... =)
07:23 <@Dolemite> me, too, especially since I only get paid once per month
07:24 <@ladymerlin> ohhh today is pay day sweet!
07:36 <@dc0de> mroning
07:36 <@SkyDog_> Morning all.
07:36 <@dc0de> w00f
07:37 <@SkyDog_> W00f.
07:39  * Dolemite snif...  er, never mind
07:39 <@SkyDog_> yeah yeah...
07:40 <@SkyDog_> take a crap on the floor ONCE! and you never live it down.
07:40 <@dc0de> heh
07:40 <@dc0de> ...but fuck ONE sheep...
07:41 <@dc0de> and you're called Catonic for the rest of your life!
07:42 <@brimstone> i bet that was funnier in your head
07:42 <@Dolemite> Yeah, because we all know that Catonic has only gotten his dick wet in the pool.
07:43 <@dc0de> shrinkage!
07:44  * dc0de almost broke his ankle last night... and damn it hurts
07:45 <@Dolemite> I almost exercised last night...  and damn I'm sore
07:45 <@SkyDog_> I almost rubbed one out last night... and damn my elbow hurts.
07:46 <@Dolemite> Yeah, I almost got laid last night, and it would have been good
07:46 <@SkyDog_> you win.
07:46 <@Dolemite> I almost poured myself a third pint of home brew, too
07:46 <@dc0de> yeah yeah
07:47  * dc0de grumbles and limps off to find the ibuprophen
07:47 <@SkyDog_> pussy...
07:47 <@dc0de> actually, I need to get the swelling down so I can walk it out.
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08:07 <@Dolemite> The comic for Catonic: http://xkcd.com/314/
08:08 <@Dolemite> "Somewhere at the edge of the bell curve is the girl for me."
08:08 <@Dolemite> lol
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08:21 <@rhia> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20884696/site/newsweek/page/0/
08:25 <@Dolemite> rhia : You know who I thought about earlier this week?  Lou from Sales Tech.
08:25 <@rhia> Lou was quite a character. What made you think of him?
08:26 <@Dolemite> He was my inspiration.  His goal in life was just like mine - to be a crotchety old man
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08:26 <@rhia> heh
08:26 <@Dolemite> He and I were best friends at ST.  He was pretty much the only thing I missed when I left.
08:27 <@Dolemite> The last I'd heard from there he had been relegated to basically sweeping up the floor in the warehouse.
08:27 <@rhia> sure he found some place better
08:27 <@Dolemite> Yeah, I hope so
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08:28 <@rhia> he had more twists and tricks than he could keep up with
08:29 <@rhia> he knew how to play all the little political games ... well, he Knew, he just refused to play their way <g>
08:30 <@Dolemite> Well, that was part of his problem...  a lot of the twists and tricks that he say weren't really there
08:30 <@Dolemite> That's part of what made him so fun...  he let his imagination get away from him at times
08:30 <@rhia> Nooo, not Lou, heh
08:32 <@rhia> he was still better than a ton of techs I worked with in Atl
08:32 <@Dolemite> yep
08:32 <@rhia> is that sad?
08:32 <@Dolemite> but I also remember that I had to bail him out of some bad screw-ups a few times
08:33 <@Dolemite> Then again, a lot of the problems were due to really shitty software design
08:33 <@rhia> for all we know, he may have wanted to sweep the warehouse to sniff around after ditz-brains
08:34 <@rhia> the little brunette that came from my desk - rich, pretty, wore skimpy tops, shouldn't ever be allowed to touch a keyboard unsupervised
08:34 <@Dolemite> the distributor and applicator processes for ST put all the log files in one directory...   one log per session, 10,000+ reps per company, calling 3-5 times per week...   yeah, we found out just how badly NT 4.0 behaves when you have 1,000,000+ files in a single directory
08:35 <@rhia> hey, it was good enough for the VAX <g>
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08:36 <@Dolemite> Well I left when Curtis became director of the facility and he put Eric Cutler in charge...   and Eric was only interested in climbing his way to the top as fast as he could without worrying about who he stepped on, so I said fuck it and came back to Nashville
08:36 <@Dolemite> I heard that Eric left a few months later and went to EMC, then Jerry Bland came back and took over the data center...  but since it got bought by Synavant, I think the place is pretty much shut down
08:37 <@rhia> Jerry was cool, he helped us out a lot even when Eric specifically told him "not your job!"
08:37 <@Dolemite> Eric was just an asshole
08:37 <@Corydon76-dig> Dolemite: heh, NT 4.0 behaves badly when you put as little as 300 files in a single directory
08:37 <@Dolemite> I balied his ass out multiple times
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08:38 <@rhia> eh, guy I worked with at Siemens went to Synavant, took my old job (from IMS)
08:38 <@Dolemite> And Nate...  heh, I remember Nate.  Accidentally wiped out a filesystem once and then didn't know how to restore from tape, so I had to babysit that one...
08:38 <@Dolemite> er, yeah, IMS Health.  w00t.
08:38 <@rhia> hehe, I'd forgotten Nate
08:39 <@Dolemite> D&B Software / Sales Technologies / IMS Health / Synavant
08:39 <@Dolemite> I was there for the first 3 names
08:39 <@rhia> forgot Strategic Technologies
08:39 <@Dolemite> Oh, shit
08:39 <@rhia> between Sales & IMS
08:39 <@Dolemite> I think I have a hat somewhere with Strategic Tech on it
08:39 <@Dolemite> So then I was there for 4 names
08:41 <@Dolemite> Strategic Technologies was also the name of the sweat shop in India that they sent me to.  I had to train them on how to set up and administer Cornerstone
08:41 <@rhia> ack
08:41 <@Dolemite> Yeah, well, it was shitloads better than when I got put on the QA team for Cornerstone
08:42 <@Dolemite> They didn't want my opinions on anything, just to perform the monotonous test procedures and report on the errors.
08:43 <@rhia> hated that software, they didn't want to listen to input from the people being saddled with using it or those supporting it, either
08:43 <@rhia> "we know better than you do what you need" was the general attitude
08:44 <@Dolemite> Then we bought out that company outside of Philadelphia...  and I was sent up there for 6 weeks to basically protect the computer assets as everybody was given the axe
08:45 <@Dolemite> I got there and learned that they had no sys admins...  just a consultant who didn't realize that backing up a SQL Server machine only works if you either (a) shut down SQL Server service or (b) make backups to disk first
08:45 <@Dolemite> But by god he sure did like to point out to me constantly that he had his MCSE
08:45 <@rhia> yeup...
08:46 <@rhia> I fired someone like that at Siemens -  couldn't find the Search feature to locate a NON-hidden .doc file, but "I'm a MCSE!"
08:46 <@Dolemite> Yeah, that time made me realize that if I just had a few connections up in the NY area, I could make wheelbarrows full of money just by knowing what I'm doing
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09:04 <@ShadowHntr> morning everyone
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09:07 <@Dolemite> Damn.  Huawei is buying 3COM.
09:07 <@Dolemite> Oh how the mighty have fallen.  heh.
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09:16 <@Evilpig> Dolemite: doesn't everyone have a script laying around to dump all the sql tables to disk daily?
09:17 <@Dolemite> Evilpig : Not back in 1998, you had to go ahead and whip up a batch file to schedule.
09:17 <@Dolemite> But still, this 'tard had no clue
09:17 <@Evilpig> I still use batch files....  hrmm  
09:18 <@Dolemite> But yes, it was trivially simple to do
09:18 <@Dolemite> He just had no clue
09:18 <@Evilpig> BBQ ON THE RIVER!!!!  WOOOO
09:18 <@Evilpig> sry had to get that out
09:19 <@Dolemite> Evilpig : Bring me some, k'thnx
09:19 <@Evilpig> http://www.bbqontheriver.org/
09:19 <@NotLarry> Evilpig: What did you need last night?
09:19 <@Evilpig> last night?
09:19 <@Evilpig> did I call or somethign?
09:19 <@NotLarry> Speaking of, Evilpig you gonna take the family?  I got to work?
09:19 <@NotLarry> in channel
09:20 <@Dolemite> NotLarry : Can you give me a call, I need to let you know what all is going on tomorrow at work while you're here
09:20 <@Evilpig> I needed something on channel?  no clue
09:20 <@Evilpig> I am going tomorrow afternoonish.  around 5 or 6
09:21 <@Evilpig> 5:00 pm - 6:30 pm - Bawn in the Mash  hrmm might wanna go a little before 5
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09:25 <@Evilpig> http://www.mmo-champion.com/images/news/2007/september/hallowedhelm.jpg
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09:26 <@NotLarry> Evilpig: So, you gonna take the boys?
09:26 <@Evilpig> I don't know that i'll have room.  you can call me about it
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09:36 <@Dolemite> Um, WTF?  http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/09/28/intv.baby.born.in.car.cnn
09:36 <@Dolemite> 9 babies!@$!@$#!@?  On purpose?!#%>!@#
09:37 <@Dolemite> Ah.  West Virginia.  Of course.
09:38 <@Dolemite> You can't even drive anywhere with the kids unless you own a bus.
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09:39 <@Dolemite> Oh, never mind.  I see.  They don't bother to use child safety seats with the other kids.
09:39 <@Dolemite> Or seat belts.
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09:43 <@Corydon76-dig> What's the death of a child when your wife is already pregnant with 3 more?
09:44  * dc0de is shocked by that question
09:49 <@Corydon76-dig> What question?
09:49 <@dc0de> <@Corydon76-dig> What's the death of a child when your wife is already pregnant with 3 more?
09:49 <@Corydon76-dig> dc0de: See 'sarcasm'
09:50 <@dc0de> sorry, missed that.
09:50  * dc0de is relieved
09:50 <@Corydon76-dig> You missed the antecedant
09:50 <@Evilpig> don't explain.  he should stay on channel.  heh
09:50 <@dc0de> I know... that's why I didn't go off... :D
09:51 <@dc0de> I was "sure" that I was coming in on the tail end of "something".
09:52  * dc0de waits for the sexual comments....
09:52 <@Evilpig> just bend over and lube yourself.  someone will be with you shortly
09:55 <@Corydon76-dig> Cockmast is going down every few minutes
09:56 <@dc0de> Evilpig: sorry, too busy for that... I'll let ware take my place.
09:56 <@Dolemite> Isn't that just the way you like your cock masts?
09:56 <@Dolemite> Speaking of ware, he's got an interview in 5 minutes, I think
09:56 <@dc0de> interview or ass reaming...
09:56 <@Corydon76-dig> Dolemite: Cockmast, the cable provider
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09:57 < poiupoiu> eventually, it'll become one in the same dc0de
09:57 <@Corydon76-dig> I'm getting 500ms ping times to places that should be 80ms
09:58 <@dc0de> -> [Corydon76-dig PING]
09:58 <@dc0de> [10:58]
09:58 <@dc0de> [Corydon76-dig PING reply]: 0.60 seconds
09:59 <@dc0de> my comcast is comcastic.... atm
09:59 <@Corydon76-dig> dc0de: You just missed the 50 seconds that I had NO connectivity
09:59 <@dc0de> Corydon76-dig: I wouldn't necessarily say, "I missed it..."
09:59 <@Corydon76-dig> When I typed that, Cockmast was down
09:59 <@Dolemite> And again, if you have such shitty service, switch providers
10:00 <@dc0de> yeah, really... do it now.
10:00 <@Corydon76-dig> Yeah, like I have a choice
10:00 <@dc0de> hey, ATT, Dish, ...
10:00 <@dc0de> they're Great!
10:00 <@Corydon76-dig> I'm in a bowl, so WiMax is out, and BS has told me repeatedly that I'm out of range
10:00  * dc0de does the Tony the Tiger sound.
10:00 <@Dolemite> Clearwire
10:01 <@Corydon76-dig> That's Wimax
10:01 <@Corydon76-dig> I'm in a bowl, a depression of the earth
10:01 <@Corydon76-dig> No signal
10:01 <@Shadow_Phone> 11 days till episode  release, woot
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10:01 <@Shadow_Phone> *episode 2
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10:02 <@dc0de> Corydon76-dig: it was a hill when you moved in...
10:02 < poiupoiu> Shadow_Phone: episode of ..?
10:04 <@Shadow_Phone> half life 2 episode 2
10:04 <@Shadow_Phone> wooooot
10:05 <@Shadow_Phone> i upgraded my box to a dual core just for this game
10:05 <@Shadow_Phone> and upped the ram to 3gig
10:06 < poiupoiu> ahh
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10:45 <@dc0de> sup Timmy!
10:49 < remoford> would someone with ops add me to the list of ppl that need a job in nashville in the /topic plz?
10:50 -!- brimstone changed the topic of #se2600 to: ware, ShadowHntr and remoford need IT jobs in/around Nashville.  Anybody? | If you have not already hit the preregistration, you have 2 weeks left before the price goes up: http://www.phreaknic.info/pn0x0b/registration.html
10:50 < remoford> thanks
10:50 < remoford> lemme know if yall hear of anything
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10:53 <@Shadow_Phone> that works too
10:57 <@dc0de> remoford: does it have to be in nashville?
10:57 <@Shadow_Phone> nah, i set him up for an internview at my work
10:58 <@Shadow_Phone> remoford: expect a call
11:01  * Shadow_Phone is soooo glad its friday
11:02 <@Shadow_Phone> q
11:02 <@brimstone> TGIMFF all the way
11:03  * poiupoiu concurs
11:03  * dc0de has to go get xrays of his foot... grrrrrr
11:03 <@Shadow_Phone> sounds bad
11:03 < poiupoiu> making sure that your foot still has bones in it?
11:03 <@dc0de> hurts bad... I'm thinking it may actually be broken.
11:04 < poiupoiu> how'd that happen dc0de ?
11:04 <@Shadow_Phone> so wrap it up, get some cruches and move on?
11:04 <@Shadow_Phone> i thought you were ex-military
11:04 <@Shadow_Phone> or better yet, buy a can and get started on being old
11:04 <@Shadow_Phone> *cane
11:04  * dc0de 1/2 slid into home base, while he was helping his daughter's softball team learn to throw out a runner.... and twisted his ankle and heard a pop....
11:04 <@Dolemite> can you wiggle your toes?
11:04 <@dc0de> Shadow_Phone: I am walking on it right now.
11:05 <@dc0de> and yes, I can wiggle my toes... it's at the ankle, not the foot.
11:05 <@Dolemite> then the foot isn't broken
11:05 <@dc0de> Dolemite: I broke my arm in three places, compound, and could still wiggle my fingers.
11:05 <@dc0de> that's an old wives tale.
11:05  * dc0de has broken over 30 bones....
11:05 <@Dolemite> It only applies to the foot, though
11:06 < poiupoiu> like to live xtreme dc0de ?
11:06 <@Dolemite> and doctors, not old wives, are the ones that I listen to
11:06 <@dc0de> poiupoiu: I'm 350 lbs... and yes...
11:06 <@dc0de> Dolemite: I've broken my tarcel in my right foot before, and could wiggle my toes...
11:06 <@dc0de> there are many kinds of fractures...
11:07 <@dc0de> and not all of them are extremity limiting
11:07  * poiupoiu 's not met anyone outside of huntsville IRL
11:08 <@dc0de> when I crushed the 3rd knuckle of my middle finger on my left hand, i could still move the finger...
11:09 <@rhia> dc0de: a 'pop' might be a tendon or ligament
11:10 <@dc0de> rhia: true, but the interior 'heat' that I'm feeling at the ankle may also be a hairline fracture.
11:11 <@dc0de> I can put about 3/4 weight on it, but can't complete a full stride
11:11 <@rhia> hie then, and get thee hence to an apothecary
11:11 <@dc0de> weight on the foot at the back of the stride is too painful, and I can't lift myself onto my toes with just my left foot.
11:12 <@dc0de> rhia: exactly why I'm going for pictures.
11:12 <@Dolemite> I recommend amputation
11:12 <@Dolemite> get yourself a bionic foot
11:12  * dc0de has a whole collection of xrays... elbows, knees, feet, hands, arms, chest...
11:12 <@Dolemite> they have those now, I've seen them on tv
11:12 <@dc0de> Dolemite: that would Rock!
11:12 <@Dolemite> why just this week during primetime...
11:12 <@dc0de> except that no insurance pays for them.
11:13 <@dc0de> we could setup a paypal account for donations, but I fear that I would get none.
11:13 <@dc0de> just like my sex life.
11:13 <@rhia> dc0de: sounds like an injury i had running track - was a torn ligament and 3 hyper extended tendons ...
11:14 <@dc0de> ouch..
11:14 <@rhia> least i no longer had to do the hurdles <g>
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11:19 <@dc0de> rhia: nice
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11:46 <@dc0de> oooh, a new chick!
11:46 <@dc0de> hello Viktoria
11:46 < Viktoria> hey
11:46  * dc0de is a mostly harmless married guy.... who's old... and you can outrun him.
11:47 < Viktoria> heh
11:47 < Viktoria> nice
11:47 <@dc0de> Are you in Nashville?
11:47 < Viktoria> i got my geek pants and boots on i am ready
11:47 <@dc0de> nice...
11:47 < Viktoria> not i am in dalton georgia unfortunately
11:47  * brimstone puts on his robe and wizard hat
11:47 <@dc0de> ahh, I know dalton
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11:47 <@dc0de> I'm in Dacula GA.
11:47 <@dc0de> are you going to Phreaknic?
11:48 < Viktoria> i wish maybe i can next year
11:48 <@dc0de> ahh, why not this year?
11:48 < Viktoria> went to frolicon and dragoncon i get 2 a year
11:48 < Viktoria> all i can afford
11:48 <@dc0de> there will be a caravan of ppl going up.
11:48 <@brimstone> i heard about PUMPcon the other day
11:48 < Viktoria> i don't drive so thats a bust
11:48 < Viktoria> and i cant get off work
11:48 <@dc0de> you could beg for a spot in a car...
11:48 <@dc0de> you work weekends?
11:48 < Viktoria> yes
11:48 < Viktoria> :(
11:48 <@dc0de> that sux
11:49 < Viktoria> nights, weekends and holidays
11:49 <@dc0de> you in school?
11:49 < Viktoria> i asked for easter and labor day weekends off for the 2 before i would work there
11:49 < Viktoria> no i graduated
11:49 <@dc0de> where ya workin?
11:49 <@dc0de> what do you do?
11:49 < Viktoria> associates in computer networking and service tech
11:49 < Viktoria> system admin
11:50 < Viktoria> for a security company
11:50 <@dc0de> in Dalton GA?
11:50 < Viktoria> yes
11:50 <@dc0de> what security company is in Dalton?
11:50 < Viktoria> WAI/ISS
11:50 <@dc0de> ahh....
11:50 < Viktoria> we have 2 here i think
11:50 <@dc0de> ISS.
11:50 < Viktoria> yea
11:50 <@dc0de> I didn't know they had offices up there.
11:50 < Viktoria> yepper
11:51 <@dc0de> cool....
11:51 < Viktoria> how do you know them?
11:51 <@dc0de> I work for a different security company in ATL, and I know quite a few of the ppl who work at ISS.
11:51 <@dc0de> and SPI, and HP, and ....
11:51 <@dc0de> it's a small world.
11:52 < Viktoria> well maybe its not the same
11:52 < Viktoria> this is our only office per se
11:52 <@dc0de> Internet Security Systems?
11:52 < Viktoria> nope
11:52 <@dc0de> ah, a different ISS.
11:52 < Viktoria> intelligence and security systems
11:52 < Viktoria> www.issremote.com
11:53 < Viktoria> small company but we do some out of town stuff too
11:53 < Viktoria> on the remote monitoring side
11:53 <@dc0de> ahh, cool.
11:55 <@dc0de> so what kind of systems do you work on? Windows/Linux? other?
11:55 < Viktoria> mostly winblows
11:55 < Viktoria> everyone seems to be scared of nix when i mention it
11:55 <@brimstone> "you're one of those people who spells microsoft with a dollar sign aren't you?"
11:55 < Viktoria> at least at work any way
11:55 < Viktoria> no
11:56 <@brimstone> i get that from time to time
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11:56 < Viktoria> if i am using $$'s i mean money
11:56 < Viktoria> and i sure am not gonna put it in something not worth paying for
11:56 < Viktoria> but i guess it has its place
11:57  * dc0de agrees.... from a windows box.... :P
11:57 <@dc0de> however, I prefer linux
11:57 < Viktoria> i had to let mom use my nix box so i had to add another hdd to it and put on windows
11:57 < Viktoria> sux
11:57 < Viktoria> ubuntu was on it
11:58 < Viktoria> i am no genius with it but i can dabble a bit i started on fedora core
11:58 <@dc0de> I prefer debian/ubuntu
11:58 <@dc0de> but I'm not going to engage in (yet another) flame war.
11:58 < Viktoria> i got a box of free ubuntu i got in the mail for 32 and 64 bit and mac
11:59 < Viktoria> the breezy badger version
11:59 <@dc0de> I'm running gutzy gibbon
11:59 <@critch> Viktoria: if she didn't need ubber fast graphics, you should have just cranked up windows in vmware for her
11:59 < Viktoria> i keep windows cause i don't think it will play some of my games
11:59 <@dc0de> the latest... on my Lenovo T61... still no sound support
12:00 < Viktoria> well she does some photo designing and stuff like that but the web shes clueless
12:00 <@critch> when I refer to ubber fast graphics, I refer to gaming
12:01 < Viktoria> no she doesn't game
12:01 < Viktoria> well some games
12:01 < Viktoria> not like mine that have to have windows
12:01 <@critch> what do you play?
12:01 < Viktoria> yahoo games and shit like those you download
12:01 < Viktoria> rpg's mostly
12:01 < Viktoria> ultima online, guild wars andything like D&D
12:02 <@Dolemite> Guild Wars!@%$!@#!%$@#
12:02 <@critch> don't know, but I run WoW fine under cedega
12:02 < Viktoria> i might have to test that actually
12:02 < Viktoria> i thought about it
12:02 <@Dolemite> Guild Wars runs decently under cedega, too
12:02 < Viktoria> really
12:02 < Viktoria> hmm
12:03 <@Dolemite> Yeah, Mirage tried it for a while
12:03 <@Dolemite> it's slower, though
12:03 < Viktoria> yea
12:03 < Viktoria> i know i can install ultima online with wine, i found a tutorial on that
12:03 <@Dolemite> The Eye of the North expansion that just came out already runs my CPU near 100% in Windows
12:03 <@Dolemite> I so need to go ahead and upgrade to an Athlon 64 x2
12:03 < Viktoria> i haven't gotten it yet
12:04 <@Dolemite> It's nice
12:04 < Viktoria> thats what i have
12:04 <@Dolemite> You finally get to find out what happened to Gwen!
12:04 < Viktoria> i will have to look into it
12:04 < Viktoria> its been awhile since i played it
12:04 < Viktoria> been playing other stuff
12:04 <@Dolemite> Of course, Guild Wars: Eye of the North == G.W.E.N.
12:05 < Viktoria> nice
12:05 < Viktoria> brb
12:10 < Viktoria> back
12:20 <@Dolemite> Mirage plays Guild Wars, too
12:21 <@Dolemite> but none of us are die hards like those WoW addicts.  I play maybe once a week.
12:21 <@Dolemite> Evilpig, on the other hand, spends more time on WoW than he does masturbating at work.
12:22 <@dc0de> and that's alot
12:22 <@dc0de> judging from how often he replaces keyboards
12:23 < Viktoria> damn
12:26 <@Dementia> Hi folks
12:27 <@critch> hey, I only play WoW a few times a week. Less if the weather is nice
12:27 <@critch> Hiya Dem
12:28 <@dc0de> hey Dementia
12:31 <@Dementia> I had to cancel my WoW account, I got too busy
12:33 <@Shadow_Phone> remoford: did you send that resume to norman?
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12:44 <@Dementia> How goes, dc0de?
12:44 <@dc0de> not bad... gotta get my ankle checked out.
12:49 <@Dementia> yeah? messed it up?
12:49 <@dc0de> yeah... either ligiments or broke it.
12:49 <@dc0de> (sp?)
12:51 <@Dementia> bummer.
12:57  * Dolemite duct tapes dc0de's foot back together
12:57 <@Shadow_Phone> remoford: ping
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13:08 <@Dolemite> ware : Where the hell is you, boy?
13:09 <@Shadow_Phone> he quit yesterday
13:09 <@Shadow_Phone> so who knows?
13:10 <@Dolemite> No, he quit Wednesday
13:10 <@Shadow_Phone> job hunting, drunk, school or slacking
13:10 <@Dolemite> he had another job interview today
13:10 <@Shadow_Phone> oh, maybe at interview or other job hunting
13:10 <@Dolemite> Interview was at 10AM
13:10 <@Shadow_Phone> "or other job hunting"
13:10 <@ShadowHntr> lol
13:11 <@ShadowHntr> my desktop blew up
13:11 <@ShadowHntr> :(
13:11 <@ShadowHntr> just as i ordered my replacement system !
13:11 <@Shadow_Phone> nice
13:11 <@ShadowHntr> yeah
13:11 <@ShadowHntr> wtf is up with that
13:11 <@ShadowHntr> :)
13:12 <@Shadow_Phone> it wasnt happy with you knowing it was being replaced
13:12 <@Shadow_Phone> bluebox started acting up when i first brought home the new computer
13:13 <@Shadow_Phone> well, box and parts
13:13 <@Dolemite> Wow, Microsoft finally included a partition shrink utility as part of Vista
13:13 <@Dolemite> I'm surprised as hell to see that
13:14 <@Shadow_Phone> it actualy works, tinkered with scotchicks partition last night
13:14 <@Shadow_Phone> ok, that sounded kinky
13:15 <@Mirage> did you finger her services and run a penetration on her afterward?
13:15 <@Shadow_Phone> oh, i did that and nmap, mmm
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13:20 <@NotLarry> ls
13:21 < poiupoiu> mwahahaha! we're in NotLarry's terminal!
13:22 <@brimstone> Password:
13:22 < poiupoiu> p4$$c0De
13:23 <@brimstone> Invalid password for user poiupoiu, please try again
13:23 <@brimstone> Password:
13:23 < poiupoiu> !p4$$c0De
13:24 <@ware> so i asked for $16/hr and they acted like that was amazingly low
13:25 <@ware> but i aced that interview fosho
13:26 <@Shadow_Phone> i hope you didnt use that grammar when replying to your interview questions
13:26 <@Dolemite> wareboi : So you get a job offer?
13:26 <@ware> hell yeah! you tell dem h0ez youz gon poppa cap in dey kraka assz shonuff soomin' they aint give ya teh salariez
13:27 <@ware> theyre going to call me back next week
13:27 <@ware> ive got 4-5 other emails / phone calls to return and setup interviews
13:28 <@baudburn> question..
13:28 <@baudburn> anyone know of a command line util i can use to get the bit rate from any random video file
13:29 <@Dolemite> mplayer
13:29 <@brimstone> mplayer -identify -vo null -ao null -frames 0 foo.bar.avi
13:29 <@baudburn> does it have a switch to just give info?
13:29 <@Dolemite> what brimstone said
13:29 <@baudburn> neat
13:30 <@baudburn> thats what i neaded
13:30 <@baudburn> needed
13:30 <@baudburn> gracias
13:30 <@brimstone> no problem!
13:30 < poiupoiu> you mplayer weirdo...
13:30 <@baudburn> brimstone: pretty qucik with that line.. you done this before?
13:30 <@brimstone> don't judge
13:30 < poiupoiu> you know that all off the top of your head, didn't you?
13:30 <@brimstone> baudburn, maybe...
13:30 <@brimstone> poiupoiu, don't judge
13:31 < poiupoiu> oh, i judge
13:31 <@Dolemite> don't be hatin'
13:31 <@baudburn> heh damn
13:32 <@baudburn> word, looks like that works well
13:32 <@brimstone> you can 2>/dev/null and | grep for "ID" i think
13:34 <@baudburn> yeah,
13:34 <@baudburn> mplayer -identify -vo null -ao null -frames 0 Sha.vob  | grep ID_VIDEO_BITRATE
13:34 <@baudburn> works
13:34  * brimstone whistles
13:35  * poiupoiu looks at vob
13:35  * poiupoiu runs through the .vob -> .avi process in his head
13:35 < poiupoiu> sorry, a reaction
13:35 <@baudburn> even better
13:35 <@baudburn> grep ID_VIDEO_BITRATE | cut -d '=' -f 2
13:35 <@baudburn> put that whole thing between ` marks and we have a winner
13:36 <@brimstone> awk -F= '{print $2}'
13:36 <@brimstone> awk awk awk
13:36 <@baudburn> i almost hate to ask.. why not cut
13:36 <@brimstone> eh, no reason
13:36 < poiupoiu> only emo kids cut
13:36 <@brimstone> there we go!
13:37 <@brimstone> are you emo baudburn?
13:37  * baudburn goes to stare at his shoes
13:37 <@brimstone> if so, you can use cut
13:37  * baudburn wonders if anyone gets it
13:38 <@brimstone> i got the mplayer line, but i don't get that
13:39 <@baudburn> at concerts, emo kids tend to just stare at their shoes and rock
13:39 <@brimstone> i don't go to concerts :/
13:39 <@baudburn> you spend too much time playign with mplayer
13:40 <@brimstone> not that much time, but i've had to pull  info out of video files a lot
13:40 < poiupoiu> for your crazy script that replaces people
13:41  * brimstone replaces poiupoiu
13:42 < poiupoiu> cannot replace 'poiupoiu': Permission denied (are you root?)
13:42  * brimstone overflows poiupoiu's buffer
14:03 <@ShadowHntr> /j #solaris
14:03 <@ShadowHntr> ack
14:03 <@Strom_M> You are now on channel #solaris
14:03 <@ShadowHntr> lol
14:04 <@Strom_M> <bobby2525> WELL CLEARLY YOU NEED TO WIPE THE DUST OFF YOUR ALUMINUM MOUSEPAD
14:04 <@brimstone> i want an al mousepad
14:04 <@Strom_M> <jimmydongs> I AM PRESSING THE COMPOSE KEY BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING
14:05  * poiupoiu looks on his keyboard for "compose"
14:10 <@Dementia> Does anyone have the time and PGP knowledge to help me see if this software is correctly encrypting files?
14:11 <@Dementia> That is, can you give me your public key, I give you an encrypted file, and you see if you can unencrypt it.
14:14  * Shadow_Phone is relaxing next to a waterfal featuren in centinial park
14:36  * coil slaps everyone around a bit with a large trout
14:37  * poiupoiu fish-hooks coil
14:38 <@Shadow_Phone> lawl
14:38 <@Shadow_Phone> man its windy, wish i had my professional kite
14:38 < poiupoiu> professional kites?
14:39 < poiupoiu> like the kind you'd see on ESPN 8?
14:41 <+coil> i like the mouse cursor one
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14:42 <@Shadow_Phone> the ocho
14:42 <@Shadow_Phone> yeah
14:42 <@Shadow_Phone> just like those dodgeball games
14:42 < poiupoiu> haha! someone got it!
14:42 <@Shadow_Phone> great movie
14:42 <@Shadow_Phone> own it
14:44 <@Shadow_Phone> i just noticed there is a weather vane wired into a control room at the park
14:44 <@Shadow_Phone> wonder if that data is publically available
14:44 <@Shadow_Phone> or for events
14:44 <@Shadow_Phone> like firework shows and stuff
14:47 < dasunt_> I should shower.
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14:51 <@Corydon76-dig> dasunt: are you all hot'n'sweaty?
14:52 <@Corydon76-dig> and giving off a strong erotic musky odor?
14:53 <+coil> yes i can smell him from here
14:55 <@dasunt> I probably smell like gin.
14:57 <@dasunt> Okay, showering, getting other shit done.
14:57 <+coil> get some shit for me done
14:58 <@Corydon76-dig> Can you get my shit done, too?
15:00 <@Dolemite> Ugh, ubuntu.com is super slow today
15:00 <@Dolemite> nothing like trying to download updates at 75 kB/s
15:01 <@Dolemite> I gotta get my laptop ready for PN0x0b.  Only a fewl would take a Vista laptop onto that wireless network.  heh.
15:01 <@critch> yay switch to turn off WiFi
15:02 <@Dolemite> I have a switch to turn off wifi.  However, I still want to be able to get to the net.  Therefore I've installed an Ubuntu partition.
15:03  * critch thinks it is time to study ubuntu hacks and then ways to root vista from a mounted partition.
15:03 <@baudburn> hey Corydon76-dig: do you have a perl titlecase oneliner on hnad?
15:03 <@baudburn> hand
15:04 <@baudburn> something like
15:04 <@baudburn> perl -p -e 's/(\b)([a-z])/\1\u\2/g;'
15:04 <@Corydon76-dig> eh?
15:04 <@Corydon76-dig> Try again, without the buzzwords
15:04 <@baudburn> to convert a text string "To Title Case"
15:04 <@baudburn> that works, but messes up with '
15:04 <@Corydon76-dig> I'm not a one-liner fool
15:05 <@baudburn> "So This Doesn'T Work"
15:05 <@baudburn> aight, figured if anyone had one on hand, you might
15:05 <@critch> baudburn: do you want it for on a command line, and does it need to be perl?
15:06 <@baudburn> yeah, command line, and no not perl, its in bash script
15:06 <@Dolemite> here comes teh awk
15:06 <@brimstone> sed?
15:06  * baudburn braces
15:06 <@baudburn> brimstone: awk awk awk
15:06 <@brimstone> [/me]
15:06 <@baudburn> heh
15:08 <@Corydon76-dig> baudburn: so when are you sending in your PN prereg?
15:08 <@baudburn> i should probably do that
15:09 <@baudburn> i'll hook that up this weekend
15:09 <@critch> baudburn: Well, I have the one liner in ruby, I just need to see how to do it on the command line now, "So This Doesn'T Work".split(" ").collect{|e| e.capitalize}.join(' ')
15:09 <@baudburn> nice
15:09 <@Corydon76-dig> and people say Perl is ugly
15:10 <@baudburn> it doesn't screw up on apostrphies (spelling sucks)
15:11 <@Shadow_Phone> well this day is looking up
15:11 <@Shadow_Phone> got back from my break and the mflow is all caught up
15:11 <@critch> no it doesn't screw up, you could probably do that just as easy in perl
15:12 <@critch> all it is doing is splitting on space, capitalizing the first letter, and in the case of ruby, downcasing the rest, then joining the array again on space
15:13 <@baudburn> yeah..
15:13 <@baudburn> i'll work it out.. i just thought its the kind of thing someone might have on hand here
15:13 <@baudburn> :)
15:16 <@Corydon76-dig> It's really just easier to do it manually
15:17 <@brimstone> sed -e 's/\b\([a-z]\)/\u\1/g' is the best i got
15:17 <@brimstone> but i need a lowercase everything option or something
15:19 <@Corydon76-dig> brimstone: tr 'A-Z' 'a-z'
15:19 <@brimstone> there a go baudburn
15:20 <@brimstone> well, wait, sed thinks that ' is a word break
15:20 <@critch> ruby -e 'while( line = $stdin.readline) do puts(line.split(" ").collect{|e| e.capitalize}.join(" ")) end'
15:20 <@brimstone> ewwww
15:20 <@critch> I think it is very readable
15:21 <@Corydon76-dig> and I think 6502 assembly is very readable
15:21 <@Corydon76-dig> For the general populace, however...
15:22 <@brimstone> Corydon76-dig, are you for or against ruby?
15:22 <@SkyDog_> Afternoon all.
15:23 <@Corydon76-dig> brimstone: right now, against
15:24 <@critch> brimstone: your example still breaks on exatly what baudburn complained about
15:24 <@critch> echo "So This Doesn'T Work"| tr 'A-Z' 'a-z' | sed -e 's/\b\([a-z]\)/\u\1/g' returns the same string instead of fixing the uppercase T
15:28 <@dasunt> Jesus Christ.
15:28 <@dasunt> I don't want to deal with white trash.
15:36 <@dasunt> jWhy don't you just do:
15:36 <@dasunt> echo "So This Doesn'T Work"| tr 'A-Z' 'a-z'
15:36 <@dasunt> Or are you trying to capitalize every beginning letter of a word?
15:36  * dasunt reads up.
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15:52 <@dasunt> http://resume.crashnet.org
15:54 <@brimstone> #
15:54 <@brimstone> # Filed civil suit against halon system
15:55 <@brimstone> #
15:55 <@brimstone> # Babbled on IRC during design of loss prevention processes
15:55 <@brimstone> lol
15:55 <@dasunt> Some of these scarily seem like former coworkers.
15:55 <@dasunt> "Blitzkrieged SQL database administration"
15:56 <@dasunt> "Ruined SAN development and maintainance"
15:56 <@dasunt> "Made complete disaster of server room security procedure"
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15:57 <@dasunt> Ha ha.
15:57 <@dasunt> "Ruined backup strategy"
15:58 <@dasunt> I've worked with some of these people, I swear.
15:58 <@dasunt> "Found better things to do than third-quarter revenue increase"
16:25 <@Corydon76-dig> I prefer this one:  http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/Diary-of-a-ThirdClass-Programmer.aspx
16:26 <@remoford> Shadow_Phone: yes i did
16:29 <@Shadow_Phone> remoford: did he respond?
16:33 <@remoford> no
16:34 <@Shadow_Phone> damn, hes been going through a lot of emails today
16:34 <@Shadow_Phone> so its probably in que
16:38 <@Shadow_Phone> remoford: did you hear me pick up th work phone before you hung up?
16:38 <@remoford> no
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16:43 <+coil> hi Dementia
16:43 <+coil> hi devemo
16:43 < devemo> hi
16:43 <@Dementia> hi
16:43 < devemo> Eveninsh-afternoon
16:43 <+coil> they both sux
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16:48 <@ware> werd
16:53 <@SkyDog_> Sigh. French Sumatran at JJs. Hanging with SeeBlind.
16:54 <+coil> hi ware
16:54 <+coil> hi SkyDog_
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16:57 <@ware> sup
16:59 <+coil> eating waffles
17:03 <@SkyDog_> Heya coil. Heya ware, you shiftless unemployed bastard...
17:03 <@SkyDog_> How's the job hunt?
17:03 <@SkyDog_> Done your homework?
17:03 <@ware> yuh
17:03 <@ware> had a pimpin interview today, i think they really liked me
17:03 <@SkyDog_> You know that if I didn't give a shit, I wouldn't be pissed at you, right?
17:03 <@SkyDog_> Doing what?
17:03 <@ware> haha yes i know
17:03 <@SkyDog_> Cool.
17:03 <@ware> its another helpdesk position but they want someone to take over teh network admin spot
17:04 <@SkyDog_> Ah. Good. A move up.
17:04 <@ware> cause the network admin there is moving into programming their software
17:04 <@dc0de> ware: and they want you?
17:04 <@ware> i think they do
17:04 <@SkyDog_> dc0de: Shutup crip.
17:04 <@dc0de> heh...
17:04 <@SkyDog_> crippy-boy...
17:04 <@ware> only thing is its in la vernge
17:04 <@dc0de> limpy
17:04 <@SkyDog_> well, better than nashville.
17:04 <@SkyDog_> I'm talking about your ankle, not your dick dc0de.
17:05 <@ware> i told em $16/hr starting out and they acted like i was lowballing it
17:05 <@dc0de> SkyDog_: you said you wouldnt talk about it.
17:05 <@SkyDog_> dc0de: You never called. I am mad.
17:05  * dc0de is sorry...
17:05 <@SkyDog_> ware: You need to ask for more.
17:05 <@dc0de> sorry your dick is so short.
17:05 <@SkyDog_> Seeblind asked
17:05 <@dc0de> :P
17:05 <@SkyDog_> Seeblind asked "why so low?"
17:06 <@ware> ima noob. i think im worth 16/hr i guess
17:06 <@SkyDog_> ware: That's dirt man.
17:06 <@ware> well when youre used to getting shit pay for 3 years lol
17:06 <@SkyDog_> That's 30K a year...
17:06 <@SkyDog_> ware: You need more to live on.
17:06 <+coil> i would be happy with 16/hr :P
17:06 <@ware> ive been living on 26-28k
17:06 <@SkyDog_> There are drunks in botswana that are outliving you.
17:07 <@ware> haha
17:07 <@ware> seeblind got a job for me? ill work @ 40/hr
17:07 <@Corydon76-dig> SkyDog_: we meeting down at JJ's this evening?
17:07 <+coil> "meeting"
17:08 <@SkyDog_> Corydon76-dig: I dunno. I think seeblind has a meeting with margaritas tonight with his woman...
17:08 <@Corydon76-dig> 'sokay.  I have sushi left over from lunch
17:08 <@dc0de> fucking windows
17:08 < seeblind> ware, not at this time but I thought 16/hr was a little undervalued
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17:09 <@timoguin> we're still kids. we don't know how much we're worth.
17:09 <@ware> ive been working as helpdesk for 13/hr for 3 years :(
17:09 <@Corydon76-dig> timoguin: depends how tight
17:09 <@ware> and a $3/hr raise would make me happy
17:10 <@timoguin> Corydon76-dig: virgin tight.
17:10 <@timoguin> but i'm never the bitch.
17:10 <@Corydon76-dig> timoguin: the bottom is always dominant
17:10 <@seeblind> I also have a skewed view as I worked for a global company that valued employees highly.  I am no longer there.
17:10 <@remoford> id be happy with just a job, regardless of pay
17:10 <@timoguin> Corydon76-dig: if you say so...
17:11 <@Corydon76-dig> timoguin: well, always in charge, anyway
17:12 <@Corydon76-dig> remoford: how are you for a commute to Springfield?
17:12 <@remoford> im in madison so that isn't too bad
17:13 <@ware> remo: i hear theres a pretty shitty IT helpdesk spot open in murfreesboro ;)
17:13 <@Corydon76-dig> Send your resume to hwhite@vcch.com
17:13 <@remoford> yay!
17:13 <@Corydon76-dig> Note that's not me
17:14 <@remoford> ware: oh?
17:14 <@ware> im sure theyre lookin for someone at my old job
17:14 <@SkyDog_> They're probably hiring someone to come kick your ass. Didn't you just walk out the door?
17:14 <@ware> and its a decent job with a bunch of equipment to play with and nobody standing over your shoulder
17:14 <@SkyDog_> why did you leave then?
17:15 <@timoguin> crappy pay?
17:15 <@Corydon76-dig> ware: tell Zakolus
17:15 <@ware> got bored, wasnt challenging, didnt get paid what i thought i should
17:15 <@ware> they told me i was getting the head admin spot 2 years ago
17:15 <@Corydon76-dig> ware: he's been looking for a sysadmin job
17:15 <@dc0de> ware: I can get you a head nurse job...
17:15 <@timoguin> a helpdesk position for 4 years would burn you out pretty quickly
17:16 <@Corydon76-dig> timoguin: so you're saying ware's a burn out?
17:16 <@ware> :D
17:16 <@timoguin> yes
17:17 <@ware> i didnt goto work on tuesday cause i woke up and had enough and wanted a break
17:17 <@ware> then i went in around noon on wednesday
17:17 <@ware> not cause i didnt get up in time either day, i was just done
17:17 <@ware> and couldnt quit cause i was chicken shit
17:18 <@ware> bossman is still going to give me a good reference and said if he had another spot come up he'd let me know
17:22 <@SkyDog_> I'
17:22 <@SkyDog_> I'd kick the shit out of you in the parking lot for leaving me hanging.
17:23 <@seeblind> Me to.  It is a whole work ethic that is missing
17:24 <@remoford> ware: so where did you used to work ? :)
17:25 <@ware> pm
17:25 <@SkyDog_> Am
17:25 <@ware> fm
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17:27 <@SkyDog_> xm FTW!
17:28 <@Mirage> nah, AM..don't need LOS
17:29 <@Mirage> er, LoS
17:29 <@remoford> rm
17:29 <@Mirage> *Not found.
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17:37 <@SkyDog_> Cool.
17:41 <@Corydon76-dig> Yay.  Gaffer's tape arrived for AV
17:42 <@SkyDog_> Yeah, we know it's for the young boys...
17:42 <@ware> http://www.break.com/index/balls_of_steel_militant_black_guy.html
17:42 <@ware> haha 'id like to see you put me in a hole mother fucker!'
17:42 <@SkyDog_> I have a roll from Oz.
17:42 <@Corydon76-dig> Heh
17:43 <@SkyDog_> not for young boys, mind you.
17:43 <@SkyDog_> it's for the chicks.
17:43 <@Corydon76-dig> Young girls?
17:43 <@dc0de> SkyDog_: try vinyl tape, it only sticks to itself.... and it's wicked strong.
17:43 <@SkyDog_> Nope. Just chicks. I'ts illegal for me to talk to anyone 21 or younger.
17:43 <@SkyDog_> dc0de: point taken.
17:45 <@Corydon76-dig> Wow.  4" tape.  Didn't realize the rolls were this big
17:47 <@dc0de> yup.
17:48 <@SkyDog_> keeps 'em from wiggling.
17:49 <@dc0de> oh, they can wiggle.... they can't get away.
17:49 <@SkyDog_> Depends on how you wrap them.
17:51 <@Corydon76-dig> You're thinking mummy-style, like Saran-Wrap-Boy?
17:51 <@SkyDog_> Um. I don't want to think about Clayton.
17:53 <@ware> i think a hdd in my box is crashing
17:53 <@ware> its not pretty. "windows delayed write failed. data is lost'
17:53 <@SkyDog_> Not good. Backup the Pron quick!
17:53 <@ware> well thats what iw as trying to watch!
17:53 <@ware> tim found my other 250gb drive
17:54 <@ware> sitting in my box, not connected to anything
17:54 <@ware> haha i went "THERES WHERE THAT FUCKERS BEEN!"
17:59 <@sdodson> Is that the missing Los Alamos disk?
18:00 <@Corydon76-dig> I thought the disk at Los Alamos was never really missing
18:02 <@sdodson> That's what they'll have you believe!
18:02 <@dc0de> there's no missing disk...
18:02  * dc0de waves his jedi hand
18:02 <@Corydon76-dig> just really awful inventory accounting
18:03 <@Corydon76-dig> This is the reason why we put nonremovable labels on everything
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18:16 <@Mirage> wtf is the deal with Sci-Fi re-showing Bionic Woman, which was on earlier this week on NBC
18:17 <@sdodson> sci-fi shows crap that sucks, news at 11
18:19 < eryc> sci-fi knows their audience well, and will happily shovel crap down your eager consuming throats.
18:20 <@sdodson> sup eryc?
18:20 <@sdodson> I think I want to learn solaris stuff now.
18:21 < eryc> cool, dtrace is the shit
18:21 < eryc> been playing with it this week
18:21 <@devemo|lappy> is dtrace like strace?
18:22 < eryc> yes and no
18:22 <@devemo|lappy> ok, ill google it
18:23 < eryc> there is a google tech talk
18:24 < eryc> http://blogs.sun.com/josephgeorge/entry/dtrace_tech_talk_by_bryan
18:24 < eryc> thats really all you need to get started
18:25 < eryc> then you can spend the weeking combing thru the gems on http://www.brendangregg.com/
18:34 <@Mirage> damn..she just jumped and they didn't do 'the sound'
18:44 <@sdodson> hey man you know i'm really okay
18:48 <@SkyDog_> http://www.break.com/index/facts-about-internet-porn.html
18:48 <@SkyDog_> NSFW
18:48 <@SkyDog_> Well, it's safe, but there is some skin. No nips, no bush, but interesting information.
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18:52 <@SkyDog_> http://www.break.com/index/movie_trailer_guy_don_lafontaine.html   SFW
18:56 <@sdodson> "All circuits are busy" WTF is this the 80s?
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19:23 <@dc0de> what was wrong with the 80's?
19:29 <@SkyDog_> Yeah! dc0de was 30 during the 80's.
19:31 <@dc0de> shit.
19:31 <@dc0de> head
19:31 <@dc0de> :)
19:31 <@dc0de> I was only in my teens and 20's
19:31 <@dc0de> I think you have me confused with you....
19:35 <@sdodson> i just meant phone circuits being busy
19:36 <@ladymerlin> whee
19:37  * strages points to the bathroom and shake his head
19:37 <@Evilpig> ladymerlin: you get my message?
19:38 <@ladymerlin> yeah
19:46 <@dc0de> ladymerlin: did you get my message?
19:47 <@dc0de> I sent it 3 hours ago.
19:47 <@dc0de> telepathically
19:48 <@sdodson> I really hate Windows's tendency to re order my start menu just when a program updates itself (iTunes).
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20:50 <@devemo|lappy> hahaha -> http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
20:50 <@devemo|lappy> evil haxors
20:50 <@strages> sdodson: stop using windows or always look at the bottom for itunes?
20:52 <@sdodson> strages: I disabled personalized menus and moved back classic menu style
20:53 <@strages> that works too
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21:23 <@Mirage> the first thing i did on 2k and xp after installing or creating a new profile is shut off all the personalized menus and other extra 'pretty' bullshit
21:34 <@sdodson> you're quite the spartan
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21:45 <@sdodson> is SVN easier to manage?
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21:47 < eryc> easier compared to?
21:47 < eryc> a toaster?
21:48 < eryc> sdodson: what kind of toaster are you managing?
22:24 <@sdodson> It's not just a toaster, but a toaster oven.
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